Oompa1987@aol.com


Yo juggalinko. I gots me a ritchie story fo' yas. Well I was on the internet a school lookin' a ICP stuff and my stupid teacher walks up behind me and changes the site. I'm all like ho change it back. She starts yellin at me and then gets a pink slip and sends it down to the office. But since my principal is down with stuff like that he didn't do nuttin bout it. Well the next day at school I went on the same sites and this ritchie Brenton comes up and changes the site. I got up and busted him in his lips! The teacher asked me why I did that and I said because he changed the site. She looked at the site then typed something in and all this porn was up. I'm like dam. Well only I got sent to the office for that and I showed the Principal what site I was on and told him that she typed in some porno stuff. He laughed and said to write a paper apologizing to Brenton for busting him in his lips. I did and after spring break I gave it to Brenton before athletics and he tore it up. I said oh well. Then him and this other ritchie Justin walk up behind me hit me a few times in the head with their Math books (it didn't hurt cause I got a think skull) but they kept doing it and the only other juggalos in my whole school (Casey and Scary Gary) come kick them in the balls and we powerbombed them both (that really happened and we still laugh bout that shi.t!) Needless to say those 2 ritchie hoes got they a$ses kicked son! They left us alone form then on.......mmmcl juggalo!