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Read this story...Juggalos do not get pissed because this story has Eminem in it or whatever but in general it is about a no good richie who hates all music that swear or is "secular". He is a Pastor... but not a good one, just a fucking hypocrite! Remember, I'm 13 years old... ______________________________________________________________________ OK, I don't usally get this mad over things, and if I do I just write a poem. But this anger goes way beyond a poem. I think if I wrote a poem to describe the anger I feel now, it would probably be about 500 standzas long. Knowing I am a huge Eminem, ICP, Limp Bizkit, KoRn, and other bands like that FAN, and a person that has very strong opinions, read about what happened to me, then read my response. ______________________________________________________________________ Story: One cold November day, at St. Hypocrite Lutheran School, our Pastor, who teaches this stupid ass Confirmation class that we are forced to take, asks us what music we like. I am not the typical teenybopping girl who loves NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys. I love Eminem, ICP, (I like Eminem and ICP... I'm a weird ass bitch okay, get over it...) Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit), Coby Dick (Papa Roach), etc... So me and all the boys were telling him about Limp Bizkit, Eminem, ICP, Nelly, DMX, blah blah...So he tells us to bring in those CD's . Everyone is like, "Why the hell does he want us to bring parental advisory CD's to a Confirmation class??" I went home and told my mom about this, and her knowing Pastor A's is a two faced cocksucker, tells me I can't bring any PA's (parental advisory's) to school and takes them away just for that day. So I end up bringing the Dixie Chicks (harmless enough). So he comes in, asking us what religon stood for. Everyone said: Love, joy, peace, understanding...etc... I knew it was a trap so I kept my mouth shut. So he pulls out my friend John's religon book, and he had wrote "Chocolate Starfish and The Hot Dog Flavored Water" in the front cover. We all started laughing because we knew John loved Limp Bizkit and Pastor A had no idea who they were. But suddenly, he says, "You are all laughing because you know what this means, but I have no idea. So I went online and found out what it means." The laughter stopped. Pastor A had found the song "Hot Dog" where Fred says fuck about 50 times. We all knew the words, but too chicken shit to sing along. Then after he gets done bashing Limp Bizkit never hearing them just reading the lyrics to one song, he starts on my boy Eminem! He gets the lyrics to "Murder Murder" off the Slim Shady EP, from like 1997! Then he reads the lyrics where he kills this woman in the song. Then he starts talking about how bad the word bitch is. Then he found out who ICP was and he read the song "Chicken Huntin'" and said they were sick and killed people like Nazis and a bunch of shit. Then he disses KoRn and then makes us listen to a shitload of dumbass pop christian music, and doesn't even play our CD's. Why the hell did we even bring them? After we listen to the stupid music he brought, for the last 15 minutes of class he gives a long speech and screams at us because of the music we listen to and tells us if we don't change what we listen to, then we aren't christian. I almost made myself bleed from digging my nails into my arm to keep from getting up, going to the front of the room and choke slamming his bitch ass right there in front of everyone! ______________________________________________________________________ Response: This is basically just a fuck you going out to Pastor A and any other stupid ass parents that won't let they're kids get any parental advisory CD's and shelter them their whole life so when they actually get into the real world they are as stupid as a nine year old chick gettin' her period: Pastor A: I have disliked you ever since you embrassed me in front of grades 5-8 when I was in 6th grade in the church. Now that I am around you more and you are teaching one of my classes, I HATE YOU. No, I REALLY HATE YOU. And don't throw the commandments back in my face because I have seen you break all ten in one day. I am so sick of hypocritical views and remarks, and you not caring about anyone but yourself. You never consider anyone's feelings in our class just because you dislike the majority, even though you know them and you just guess about everyone's personal life instead of asking a question first. You just go on an assumtion. And then if you do ask about our personal life, you pry until I want to kill you. You talk about abortion, sucide, satanic arts, when you have no clue what in the hell you are talking about. Everything went great with your wife, no abortions. Just like Everlast said, (one of those dreaded parental advisory artists!) "Mary got pregant from a kid name Tom said he was in love.....He won't even date her anymore or return her calls....So she walks in the clinic and gets some static walkin' in through the door, they caller her a KILLER and they call her a SINNER and they call her a WHORE...God forbid you ever have to walk a mile in her shoes, because then you really might know what it's like to have to choose!" Maybe you hate these artists because they tell the damn truth...straight out! I hate you so much, I wrote numerous poems about you. Now let me tell you what I think of what you did to us in that classroom: I think you are a hypocitical scumbag with no life. First, you see a pharse in John's book: "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water" . So your stalking no good ass goes on your ritzy computer and goes to the AOL Search and you type in the little box: "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water", your mind wondering what this "silly" pharse could mean. So you find Limp Bizkit's song "Hot Dog". So you see that Fred said the "F" word about 50 times so you almost have a heart attack right there cuz your sheltered ass never heard that word before. After you're ugly ass wife revives you, you print out the lyrics to the nastiest Limp Bizkit song you could find having no idea it's meaning. All those songs have meanings by the way, unlike NSYNC's dumb ass songs. Then you go to that "modern convience" lyrics.com, and find the lyrics to this "white rapper" Eminem's song. You get a stupid song from like 1997, "Murder Murder". You could at least do my boy justice and get a modern one with a meaning. So he kills someone in this song so your piddly ass brain's light blub goes off and you print out those lyrics. Then you find and ICP song, never hearing of them before and read that when you don't even know about the dark carnival or anything they stand for. I hope when you die Violent J and Shaggy take you straight to hell and make you listen to their CD's the whole way there! So you come into class with only one objective: don't give the kids a chance to think or respond because I am not good at arguing, just read the lyrics to the sheltered kids, scare them, then run John and all the cool kids over the coals. ______________________________________________________________________ Now my reply, you spineless, dickless piece of shit: They are driven to the edge to write those songs by dumb ass critics like yourself (or by the dark carnival that will send you straight to hell when you die...you don't have that many brownie points with God). You sit there, scream at us, then don't give us a chance to even argue back or play the CD and actually give the music a chance because you are afraid you might lose an arguement, almighty PASTOR (you aren't the shit just because you attended seminary school). You go on an assumtion again and just read the lyrics to one song by each artist and then tells how bad and uncool they are. Why are they so cool, you ask? Because they tell the truth and aren't hypocrites like you and don't censor the truth. Why don't you go fuck Steven Richards you hypocrite ass? Fuck doesn't brake the 2nd commandment, only saying "God damn it" does, so step off their nuts and get off their grill! And the word bitch: Don't get me started motherfucker! This is what my idol Mr. Joe Bruce (AKA Violent J of ICP) said about it: "Women, men, kids, old people, what the fuck. We're all the same. People need to quit crying about stupid shit all the time. Come on man, I'm sure. Like any rapper out there really means harm by using the word bitch. Think about how stupid that is. Do you have any idea how many times I use the word bitch when I'm describing Shaggy? (laughing ) I mean, I call guys bitches all day. Me and my crew refer to everybody as a bitch. Any lady that gets pissed about me referring to chicks as bitches in my music can go fuck themselves. Plus think about this... If I called you a fag would you get pissed? Probably not as much as you would if you really were gay! So when my homies call me a fag it's funny cause I ain’t gay. If I was gay that shit would probably hurt my feelings and I'd cry about it or something. So why do some women get pissed about rappers calling them bitches? Cause they’re bitches! Real women over look that stupid shit. Real women know that we really don't mean anything by that. We're just trying to sound tough. Real women don't get offended by some rap record that says bitch on it. They got bigger shit to think about. But if you take some lame ass bitch that ain’t got shit going on in her life, and she'll make a big deal out of it. Women and men are exactly the same in this world. Just as many wack dudes as there are out there, you' got tons of wack bitches too. I respect both the fuckin' same. You'd have to be an idiot not to. The only people that I consider below me are the people that always cry about dumb shit like that. I'm a bitch killer! Men bitches and bitch bitches bitch! So in the infamous words of Todd Shaw..."Byyyyaattch!" Is that enough of the word bitch yet? Okay then, go fuck yourself, bitch! ______________________________________________________________________ Now, what I think of you and your actions: You know why you hate Limp Bizkit and Eminem? Because they are telling the truth about you, you fucking asshole! Just listen to the lyrics and tell me what you think now: "YOU PREACH ABOUT THE NOISE AND WORDS THAT YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR! POLLUTION!!!"-"Pollution" by Limp Bizkit "These cynical people, verbally rape us with talking! We try to ignore them, ignore them but still they keep talking...They think that they are building an empire without us..." -Limp Bizkit, "Full Nelson" "I ain't believin' all this shit you been talkin' bout me! Don't even know me, and still your talking shit about me! One of these days, Ima catch you in the act, in the act red handed, caught up in the act, and that'll be the day, the one and only day, you'll step your ass, and say it right to my face, and you'll get knocked the fuck out!" - Limp Bizkit "Full Nelson" "When a dude's gettin' bullied and shoots up his school, and they blame it on Marilyn (Manson) and the heroin! Where were the parents at? Now look where it's at: Middle America now it's a tradgedy, now it's so sad to see an upper classity havin' this happenin', then attack Eminem cuz I rap this way!" - Eminem, "The Way I Am" "Don't blame me when little Eric jumps off of the terrace, you shoulda been watchin' him, apperently you ain't parents!" Eminem "Who Knew" "I say this shit just clownin' dog how fucked up is you???" Eminem, "STAN" ______________________________________________________________________ You got some issues Pastor A. You think you are the only one that has a philosophy? How can you beat someone down when they've never laid a hand on you? How can you hate what someone says when you've never gave them a chance to speak? That's a metaphor, you probably don't know what that is because you take everything people say literally, you stupid ass STAN! Why don't you shut the fuck up and listen to someone else for a change? We don't wanna hear your brainwashing! Just because you wanna listen to the Christian Backstreet Boys doesn't mean we have to! Just because you are married don't mean you don't fuck Mr. Anderson every night! So, don't come in front of me and force your music and views like P.O.D. comes on TRL and tells everyone to be Christian. What about those poor Jewish people watching TRL? Just because they don't believe what you believe doesn't mean they are wrong or lower than you, you racist, motherfucking, dick sucking, Justin licking, tube top wearing, ass! Some people are different and not clones like you, so get used to it motherfucker! ______________________________________________________________________ My thoughts summed up in the words of Parental Advisory artists: In the words of ICP: "Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you!" And in the words of Eminem: "I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit, cuz I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick!"