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Anybody that knows me, knows that I think NATAS
were
the greatest Wickedshit rappers of all time.
ESHAM,
MASTAMIND, and TNT laid down the foundation for
all
other Acid Rap acts out there today. Well, it’s
been
a few years since NATAS dissolved and went their
separate ways. However, all of us
Multikillionaires
out there have followed the individual careers of
all
NATAS members closely since they parted ways.
Rumors
have often surfaced that an unspoken beef exists
between ESHAM and MASTAMIND. Well, I’ve even
tried to
clear up the rumor in my exclusive interview with
MASTAMIND on here last year. In the interview it
appeared that no concrete beef was there.
However,
that was over a year ago, and rumor has it now
more
than ever that all is not well with the two acid
rap
pioneers. Remember all of this is still JUST
SPECULATION. But will this speculation be
presented
to everyone in June of this year? That’s right,
it’s
now being reported by some close to NATAS that on
an
upcoming album titled Arcane Presents- The Papya
Boiz
Compilation album Street Newz, a controversial
track
will be featured by non other than MASTAMIND
himself.
The word is that in the track Hate All You
Want,
MASTAMIND has a few choice comments for ESHAM
himself.
It’s reported that MASTAMIND does not come right
out
and say ESHAM’s name in the song, but most will
no
doubt know who he’s referring to. Now
personally, I
hope this is all some kind of big
misunderstanding or
just a elaborate internet lie. I think I can
speak
for most NATAS fans out there when I say that, we
would like nothing more than to see a NATAS
reunion not some damaging beef preserved on a
diss
track. I guess we’ll just have to wait until
June to
find out what the track is really about. On a
brighter note, I’ve been hearing a lot about a
possible ESHAM, B-REAL(of CYPRESS HILL), Audio
Hustlaz, Second States, and T. Weaponz tour in
September of 2005. The tour is tentatively
titled the
Join The Movement Tour put on by Audio Hustlaz
and
Chokehold Records. This one could be huge! Can
you
imagine being able to see a skilled rap Veteran
like
B-Real of CYPRESS HILL on the same night as the
GODFATHER of the Wickedshit- ESHAM! That shit
would
be insane right there. I can only hope that this
tour
really does go down this fall. That’s a rap fans
dream concert come true. Well, that’s all the
news
for now ninjas. Until next time, peace and
MCL!!!
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Richmon VA 05/18/05
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Paso Robles Ca, May 17th [AOL IM SKS][Myspace SKS]
I got fucked out of a weekends worth of work so Jugalinko and I decided 
to
head out to the Pismo Dunes for some camping.
Nobody else from around here could make it, but fuck it you don't need to
bring people to the Dunes. You don't need to
start a party there. The Dunes ARE a fucking party that goes ALL night
long. We packed up Jugalinko's ATV, an assload of beer
(the keg was almost loaded up) and
pretty much all of the stuff we needed. 
After getting
all set up (Jugalinko pitched a tent. hahahahah, oh God I kill me)
we fired up the grill and a fire and got
to the drinking. As it got dark I realized I was damn near on full tilt-
and Jugalinko was keeping up with me which meant
he musta been fucked too. What did we do? He jumps on his ATV and takes
off into the darkness.
minute, loaded my jacket pockets up with beer and took off to interact with
the wildlife. I kept clear of the camps where
people were blaring Pantera n' Slayer and yelling stuff like "DO IT
FUCKER!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!" or
"HE'S THE ONE TALKING SHIT!!!". I almost got plowed into a few times by
people hauling ass through the camps on quads without
fucking headlights. But, I found a few camps that were pretty mellow and
the people were pretty cool. A couple of 'em came back
to our camp and chilled for a little bit (Jugalinko was back by then and
wondering wtf happened to me).
So a few weeks back Clown E was in town so we decided to hit the lake M500
style. It was a hot sunny day so
we had to try out Jugalinko's new boat, because
the thing is just straight off the chain. After a short drive we were at
Naciamento lake (one of the advantages to living in this sweltering
heat). 
around these here parts mostly). Nothing too
crazy happened with them. They just drank our beer and smoked our herb.
Wait, did we get owned on that? Oh, well anyways
somebody just starts yelling "Untie the fucking rope!!! UNTIE THE FUCKING
ROPE!!!" We look over at two boats that were lashed
together and one guy was trying to untie the rope that was holding the boats
together. 
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of weed. Enough to keep a few small armys high for days. It helps me come up with skits for
my show. Which is alot pf pressure on me to keep things fresh. But i manage with the help
of the sweet sweet cheeba. Ok on to some juggalo news!
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Droppin Some Science|
Drunk chick: These girls can be fun at times, but can be real moody. Sitting at home getting drunk with her is best. Try to keep this one away from parties and clubs. This is always the girl who will get drunk enough to make a fool out of you every single time. She will also be drunk enough to hit on and mess with every guy that looks at her the right way. She may be fun, but watch out. Hit it, and drop this one quick.
Farm girl: She is a sweetheart. But watch out for this one fellas. She may be too sweet! That is possible. This is the one who wants you to meet her parents on the very first night that you go out. DANGER DANGER!!!!!!! This means that she has been telling her parents about you from the moment she first saw you. Do not fall for her suckubus self. If you do, you will putting up flowered wallpaper and painting pink bathrooms for the rest of your life. Let her know up front that you are not looking for a relationship. You just want a friend that likes to fuck. Psycho chick: All of us have dealt with this one before. Can be a great time in bed, but thats about it!!!! Don't even think about getting serious with this one. She will be the stalker type. She will turn everyone against you and smile while doing it. Even though the sex may be good, you may want to think about it. Too much and you will not be able to get rid of her. Drunk Psycho chick: Same as above but more dangerous. You are guarenteed to get into a fist fight with this one!!!! Run, run as far as you can, as fast as you can!!!!! The Mommas Girl: She is very nice, likes to have fun, and can be awesome in bed. But, everything she does will get back to her mom. And, unless you are on a real date, her mom will go with her everywhere she goes. Her mom has no life and the girl feels so sorry for her that she includes her in everything. Stay away if you can. |
Depressed Chik: Get ready to have a wet shoulder, cuz she will be crying on it 24/7. There is always something wrong with this one. Pets died 10 years ago and she still crys about them. There is always something wrong with her car, or she does not have one. Her favorite radio show has been cancelled and she now has no one to call every morning. There is always something!!! Check med cabnet first chance you get on this one. If you see and meds for depression, JET!!! Dont even try to hit this. If you do, she will have you. Always remember its not you that is crazy, it is her. You make take medication for a cold, she takes it for her brain, she IS crazy,,,,,, NOT YOUI.
Groupie Chick: One of my favorite types right here. Tell her you know the band, buy her some Jager shots and the ass is yours. Wrap it first though guys. There is a good chance that these chicks may have ATM disease. If she really does know someone in the band, you are screwed. Get in good with the merch guy. Buy him a drink or 2, or get him high. He will help you out in return by vouching that you are friends with the guys. This can be a classic move with a chick who is seeing the band for her first or second time. (Eddie does this all the time.) Mall Rat: For the guys that are over 21...this is not for you. You will see jail time. Unless her name is Rachel. You younger guys, listen up. She is never alone. Will always have 2 or 3 of her friends with her. If they are hot, that is a plus. Work on eye contact first. If you get a smile from her, you may be in. Take your time. Go into the same store that she is in. Tell her that the shirt she is looking at will look good on her. Talk to her about the CD that she is looking at. Make conversation!!! That is important. Dont hang out too long though. Get her number and tell her that you will call her. Call her that night. Dont wait or she wont care. Get this one going guys. Goth Chick: Unless you are goth as well, forget about this one. Only a goth guy will understand this girl. She also may have at least 3 of the problems listed earlier. Good luck, thats about all I can say about this one. The Liar: Holy Shit guys, this one is trouble right off the bat!!!! The only thing she wont lie about is her height. She is about 4 years younger than she tells you. Her Dad DID NOT die in a hunting/fishing/car/plane/scuba/bike/terror attack/tripping over the cat and falling down the stairs accident. All of her family is still alive. Her Mom is not the CEO of a clothing company that you know of. Her brother in not a running back for the Raiders. She does not have a hit out on her (I have been told that one). You will not know that she is a liar untill you hit this a few times. Once the wild stories start to fly...you should do the same. She can also be Clinicily Depressed Girl. She will also stalk you if you hang around for too long. Watch out for this one. Instant Message All Day Girl: I am dealing with this one right now. The minute you log on, there she is. You had better answer her right away or she will repeat "hello there" 50 times. She will talk to you about any type of sex possible, but you will never meet her. If you do, she will be shy and will not want to talk. You will not get any from this one, but she will IM you all day long. If its on yahoo, learn how to use the invisible log in for a while. You will need it. Do not give her you phone number either. Think your cell bill is bad now?? HAHA, just wait. |
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SIC VIC!!! These are some pictures of my friend Victor in Iraq. Vic is a part of the M500 Crew. You can see his profile and wearing his army gear on the Juggaloco's page from years ago. Me and Vic used to kick it, at my Krib drinking, at the m500 store, hotel partys, at ICP shows, down town at the bars, with Evil Twin n Pete, ETC. About 2 years ago he kept mentioning that he was leaving. He said he couldnt tell me where he was going. He said that he was takin off, but i saw him all the time after he said that. Then out of no where I dont see or hear from him for years! Where the hell did Vic go?? Well he went there.... "Hell". Here are some pics of Vic below in Iraq and some of him at ICP shows. He is the one in the Jeckel Brother Make up on one of them.
March 16, 2005 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Yuhhhhh Shuppp Shuckaz!
Psychopathic All Stars Tour, ABK, and Milenko 500!
For alla you BYP veterans, Get the fuck up and get over to Backyardpimps.com.
This past Saturday they had their debut show with new members of the band, new jams, new merch! If you think they were
the shit before, wait til you hear the new shit! It'll flip your wig! Their next show is April 8th at the Hardrock Cafe.
Hope to see yall there fa show! Much love goes to Hondo, AL, Erv the Perv, and the whole band! Paso Robles Ca March 10th
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H.I.M Show Review & Hollywood Pimpin at the Academy Awards
you know the M500 will be there and that includes the lame as fuck Academy Awards. Now normally the show
sucks, is way too long and all the real winners are all the whorey models we get to bang at the after parties.
So what do we do? We duck out early to hitup the H.I.M show right down the block at the Avalon. Jugalinko
cruised down from Central Cali as well as SKS, JJ, Mayfield and Wiqid Carl.. KaeLo met up with
us at the official M500 suite at the Grafton Hotel on
Sunset. We proceeded to party it all up to be damned as only JUGGALOS can do. That includes smoking
out the front desk guy who knows us and always lets us get all kinds of outa control when we stay there.
Big ups to front desk man at the Grafton Jared! Peep some pics below of myself and Jugalinko
cruising around Hollywood during the Awards show high as fuck and not giving one either (a fuck).Also
some pre-party pics of us in our lush hotel room complete with ridiculous amounts of booze
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OH Shxt, I'm Still in Recovering Stages...
So how ya'll feeling the new layout for the M500 Store? Shit is fresher than bread outta the oven! From what I told, 
we got lunch boxes, ICP hallowicked T-shirts from some years back to recent. All sorts of new shit so keep checking
back for all the goodies. I'm telling yall, we got mad photos n videos in a brand new section in the works. Everything from weird ass cars, weird ass people,
to weird ass shit people do when they are drunk. I'm dead serious, the pics on both sides are of good Ol' Wiqid Carl and
Clown E Love, both of which got OWNED in bloody knuckles! The Video will be up in due time my friends. 
Feb 17 2005
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Mexico, Japan, and the U.S. . In this DVD they
speak
on the trials and tribulations of life at the
top.
Very interesting stuff here. If interested, both
of
these DVD’s can be purchased at the major
electronics
stores or on sites like amazon.com or
towerrecords.com
. Enjoy. Richmond VA 02/08/05
M500 KMK update from B to tha IzOO
First off, it is good to be out of Halloween
Town for once. It is not often that I get a
vacation. Jack said it was cool, so here I am. Thanx to
Clown E, I get to post an update for you mere
mortals. Feb 03 2005
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2005 In Dis Mudda Facko!
Looking back into 2thousand4, we are reminded about things that mean the most.
Like who could forget about the touching Black History Update by our very own Donn Dymond.
Being harcore juggalos doesnt mean we are not multicultural. The the nations really took a blow when the US Basketball team fell victim to the shamefull bronze metal in the 2004.
Olympics. Lets not forget about when Hollywood falls to the mercy of Clown E Love and myself. Speilberg earns
millions simplying by signing me to the remake of ET, entitled, E.T Now: "Everyones Toast". Ahhh Yes.
and became intune with the MC Donalds Culture. The signs in front clearly stated SALIDA in the arrow, meaning EXIT, not meaning
SALAD, and the arrow that it was in wasn't pointing the direction I could find it. Learning the ways of life sometimes means
the disappointing knocks of disappointments. What one may deem as cool modification of their vechical, others deem as "You need to be slapped", so lets not forget our favorite green car.
2004 means Kae Lo takes pics with hot chics at E3, hang with my homies Chango, Nvision, and Guy. Speaking of homies,
JuGaLinko throws a bad ass Halloween party! 2004 was Jam packed fulla shit that happened. If you guys wanna re-live it, check out the
2004 archives.
2005 is starting off with a bang from everyone as well as changes. By the way, did we mention Ry Ry is back in Cali for good?!
He brought treats too. Sunday night Clown E Love, Ry Ry, and myself midnight screened the Road Fools DVD that was done, created, edit, produced, you name it,
Ry Ry did it for Road Fools. ABK and Ry Ry held nothing back, Footage from all over the place. Ry Ry takes being an Indian
to a whole other level, and ABK's Nub will, without a doubt, be nominated for an Academy Award. The more drinks we took down
the funnier Road Fools became. As Violent J stated, Ry Ry's work on Road Fools was IMMACULATE! Congrats and Props to our
homie Ry Ry for his work on it. The DVD should be out soon, Early Spring maybe? ABK reveals he determines when Psychopathic Videos
come out, so be sure to peep it and when you see Ry Ry around give him props for his awesome work.
Joe Bruce. The whole story is at ICP.com.
J gives mad props to Ry Ry in his Weekly Freekly for his work at Psychopathic. Check out the offical site for more devistating
news about the Solo Projects. email
GlenBurnie MD 01/10/05