November 22, 2004 San Ramon, CA EMAIL
Here are some more pics from the smoking and drinking party after the ICP Ventura Hells Pit show. I have more on the way from the camera that was brought into the show. Soon.
Tons of New Merch Being added to the store in the next few days.
November 15, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
JuGgaling JuGgalin' JuGgalos!
First Off, I wanna give a shot out to the Rudeboy! WHATS UP HOMIE! Aight let me not bull shit
around, if you have not yet seen the Hell's Pit Tour, Jesus, get ready to shit your pants.
The shows were absolutely on mark and done beautifully. I'll get into the details later on
in the post. At this time now, I'm going to be catchin' ya'll up with what has been going around
M500.
Knott's Scary Farm 2004
Knott's for me is like Christmas is to other people. If there is no other time of the year
I get to see my homies Chango and Nvision, I can count on seeing them this one night. For those
of you who have never hit up Knotts with us, or any amusement park, for that matter, know
how much shit talkin gets done and how much hell is breaks loose. This year, rain bombarded the
whole trip, but that only made us run around the park faster. This year, our homie Bugley1 joined
the festivities, as well as my couzin, the knotts veterian, Ameer. We had mad women with us
this year as well, as well as mad ninjas collected along the way. Somehow, Clown E Love
fell offa Ghost Ryder and we never saw him again.
M500 Big Baller Kegger Halloween Party with Special Guest!!!
Yea, This halloween I got to experience my first Big Baller Kegger Halloween party at Casa de La Linko (For
those of you who don't speak Spanish, Jugalinko's House). I met up with throwback homie, Carl
and we busted a mission to get out there. Jesus, Police, Rentals, and much cigarettes later
we made it up to our destination. During this time, Clown E Love mecca'd out to Detroit for
Hallowicked. Just to give you ninjas a taste of what creation Jugalinko can whip up, download the video
on the left. Not only was every coctail known to man available, but there was an array of goodies
cooked up. The highlight of the party was the arrival of Donn Dymond with his drunk load of
gifts! The party just blasted on after that. The homie in the costume is my homie
Ricardo. He ended up slicing off a toe later on that night. I can't wait til next year!
Walk Into the Darkness...
Again, words can't describe how awesome this show was. There were many suprises not to mention the
ressurrection of Eugene the Inglewood ninja! New ninjas and old ninjas united for these two nights in
Anaheim and Ventura. The M500 Crew was there both nights, and hoteled up in Ventura on Friday. Now
for you throwback ninjas who attended the show, I know you loved the set list ICP performed. If
it wasn't Hell's Pit songs, it was throwback joker card songs. Now if nothing else, the stage set up was
absolutely fucking awesome. Esham, A.B.K, Mack 10, and Thursday's opener F.I.L.T.H.E.E Immigrants
all put it down and added to the Hype of the night! We ran into many juggalos and much much props to
them for propping up Milenko 500. As promised, I just want to let everyone know that Robin and Patty
are the sexiest juggalettes! The Hotel Room party just goes without saying. The pictures speak for themselves.
Much much love to all the juggalos, especially the beautiful juggalettes who made the Hell's Pit concerts
amazing. Much Props go to the Rudeboy and John. Not to mention much props the ninjas downstairs, Herb and his homies
who hooked it up with late night pizza! If I got your name wrong homie, email me so i can change it. Lastly, Much Love
to the maids at hotel! Also below is a pic of my homie from back in the Day, Chris. Wuddup
Homie! He decked out his face for hells pit. Well, Check out the vid on the right, You'll see why.
Wow, so as you can see, weve been ram jammed with alotta shit to do! Theres no tellin what we will be up to next.
Im sure Clown E Love, Jugalinko, or even Donn Dymond might be on to share their experiences. One of the
most memorable comments about the Hell's Pit tour comes straight from Clown E on MY SPACE, "you fuckin whore.....*fart sound*
". Ya we had a great time too Clown E. Well that does it for me right now. Dont forget
to pick up Backyard Wrestling 2! Theres a phatty commercial of Shaggy Cooking on the grill promoting
the game! Hope everyone had a great time at their Hell's Pit shows, where-ever u saw it at. I love ya'll! MMFCL!
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GlenBurnie MD 11/15/04
ESHAM TO APPEAR AT
THIS
YEARS "WICKEDSTOCK" CONCERT IN
DETROIT...
ESHAM the originator of acid rap will be
performing at
the annual "WICKEDSTOCK" show on 12/03/04. He's
not
the only familair face appearing on stage that
night.
TECH N9NE(ya'll know who the fuck he is), LAVEL
aka
MR. REALIST, THE R.O.C., PROJECT DEADMAN(MIKE E.
CLARK
and PROZAK), and a few others will be rocking the
mic
as well. So let's recap who's all gonna be
there. 1.
ESHAM- The Godfather of the Wicked Shit! Nuff
said.
2. TECH N9NE- A ruthless abstract rap legend
3.
THE R.O.C.- A detroit Don! Flawless
rapper/producer,
not to mention an original member of THE HOUSE OF
KRAZEES, HALFBREED, and THE LEVEL JUMPERS 4.
LAVEL-
One half of the infamous KRAZY KLAN with ABK. A
long
time Juggassociate. Responsible for many dope
beats
on recent Hatchet releases. 5. PROJECT DEADMAN-
Mike E. Clark and Prozak! MEC is one of detroits
greatest producers...period! His earlier work
with
ICP/Kid Rock/George Clinton will forever go
unmatched.
Ya'll know who Prozak is by now . He started in
Bedam(also performing at Wickedstock). You may
have
heard him on tracks with ESHAM, MASTAMIND, LAVEL,
R.O.C., PROJECT BORN, and many others in the D.
Bottom line...THE SHOW IS GONNA BE HOT!!! So
don't
forget December 12th at the Harpos in Detroit
"WICKEDSTOCK 04". For tix you can hit up
ticketmaster. Tix are $19 and doors open at
7pm.
ESHAM'S FORMER
NATAS
PARTNER "MASTAMIND" IS BACK IN THE
STUDIO...
For all us OG RLP fans and day-one'rs this is big
news! Anybody that was around for the NATAS era
will
tell you that nothing will ever compare to the
dark
magic they made on thier albums. Even if we're
not
fortunate enough to have any confirmation of a
new
NATAS album, at least it's members are busy
making
music. Shiiit, even TNT has been popping up on
random
ESHAM songs now and then. Alright, now we've all
been
informed of the upcoming ESHAM album due out
early
next year. But what about MASTAMIND? Don't fear
killionaires. I just got off the phone with
Shaheed
of Darker Sound Entertainment(Mastamind's label).
MASTAMIND is back in the studio! And if his last
solo
album "STREETVALU" is any sign of things to
come...THE
ALBUMS GONNA BE A CLASSIC! The album's title is
"WORTHY". No more MurderCreek distribution on
this
one. 2ActivateRecords are behind "Worthy". So
their
shouldn't be as many delay's with the release
date.
The album will feature at least 15 new tracks.
So far
the guest list will include underground rap icon
KOOL
KEITH aka DR. OCTAGON aka DR. DOOOM, aka BLACK
ELVIS,
etc. Also, E.A.R.T.H. is set to appear on the
album
as well. "WORTHY" is still early in production,
but a
March 2005 release date is being speculated.
I'll
keep you posted as I get more updates on this
album.
IF YOU HAVEN'T READ
MY
HUGE UPDATE OVER AT WWW.MYZERY.NET...WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR...
I recently posted another big news update over at
the
official MYZERY site www.myzery.net . Tons of
new
stuff going on with Camp MYZERY. In the update I
mention all types of topics ranging from- MYZERY
&
JUMPSTEADY's recent studio sessions at the Lotus
Pod,
the MARZ & MYZERY album, an upcoming SPANISH SIDE
RYDAS album featuring TWIN GATS, an upcoming
interview
with PONCH, another NAPALM solo album, and much
more.
Plus you gotta hit up the new Merch section of
the
site. I'm talking- albums, jerseys, plaques, and
more. Big things happening over at
www.myzery.net
.
RECENT VAMPIRO
RESULTS...
My homie VAMPIRO has been a busy man in the Lucha
wrestling scene the past few weeks. On 11/05
VAMPIRO
appeared at the Arena Mexico in the Main Event
Six-Man
tag match. It was actually a best of 3 falls
bout
that featured VAMPIRO/Hijo Del Pierroth/Pierroth
vs.
Los Hermanos Dinamita. The first pinfall was
awarded
to VAMP's team after his partner Hijo pinned
Universo
following a picture perfect senton bomb at the 4
minute mark. For the next 8 minutes or so it was
non-stop mayhem. Our former JCW Champ VAMPIRO
hit the
ring a few times to level his opponents with
brutal
spinning kicks from the top rope, chokeslams, and
near
decapitation ninja kicks to thier faces! The
fans
were going nuts for VAMP. VAMP's opponents were
overwhelmed and couldn't take anymore punishments
at
the hands of VAMPIRO and his partners. So like a
bunch of chumps they used a baseball bat on
Pierroth
and got Disqualified. VAMP and Hijo stormed the
ring
and chased them away from Pierroth. This shit is
far
from over!
On 11/07 VAMPIRO was once again involved in a
6-Man Tag match for the Main Event, but this
night it
was at the Arena Solidaridad. The match was
VAMPIRO/Monje Negro Jr./Diluvio Negro II vs. Blue
Panther/Antifaz/Mistico. From a technical
standpoint
this match was even more exciting than VAMP's
11/05
bout. However, VAMP's team wasn't as lucky as
that
night. This match featured some of the most
lightning
quick and death defying moves one could imagine.
I'm
talking bodies were flying in and outta the ring
nonstop. Those Lucha wrestlers turn high risk
wrestling manuevers into an artform. In the end,
it
was Panther's team scoring the defining pinfall.
Great match! We need VAMPIRO back on U.S.
TV.
OUR FORMER DARK
LOTUS
MEMBER- "MARZ" WILL BE HEADING BACK TO PEABODY'S
IN
OHIO ON 01/16/05...
If you've ever seen MARZ "live" on the MIC, than
you
know how fuckin talented that killa is! He
performs
some kind of raw musical energy that's gets the
crowd
going nuts! A "live" MARZ show is gauranteed to
impress even the most unfazable people in
attendance.
I've just spoken with the MARZ TRIBE this week
and
MARZ assured me that the new material he's gonna
preview for the "live" crowd, will fuckin blow
you
away! MARZ is one of the hardest working artists
in
the business...and it shows in his music. So if
your
in the Cleveland OH area on 1/16, come out to the
show. For tix info or directions hit up
www.marzgorillaz.com . Well, that's about all
for now
ninjas. Until next time, Peace and MCL!!!
November 11, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Quik Blabbing About This and That...
Whuts up Ya'll. Not alot of time has been present to get up on here. Being a Don is exhausting.
Tonight and Tomorrow, the long awaited, "Hell's Pit" Tour peers its hellish lil' head
around in the Southern Cali Area. The M500 staff will be there in full effect as usual. Be
sure to say hello to Donn Dymond to recieve your free hug.
MySpace Juggalos!?
Hey real quick Clown E made a M500 Juggalos group on MySpace if any of
yall got that. Its a great way to keep in touch with people you might
want to fuck. Anyway feel free to join up by clicking here!
I'll be on here to update as soon as the tour in Cali leaves to give you a full spankin' update
on the Big Baller Kegger Halloween party at the Jugalinko Estate, as well as an update from Knotts Skary Farm, and The Hell's Pit Concert Review.
We look forward to seeing each and everyone of you at the shows. See Ya'll Tonite! MMFCL!!!
Nov 3rd 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
Hallowicked Recap!
SUPRISE BITCHES! Yup actually i myself was surprised to learn i was indeed going to
this years Hallowicked. It wasnt till the last minute that my homie and friend Roybot
of Sota F/X recruited me to help film Hallowicked. Now before i get to the flavor
and the freshness yall should peep a nice JSA (Juggalo Service Announcement) that
my homie D-fens from Faygoluvers posted about the whole show ending early.
Click here
for that.
Ok The Flavor That is Hallowicked!
So i get into Detroit early Saturday mornin. I chill with my cousin for a bit. Seeing the
behind the scenes work for ABK's Road Fools being done. Trust me when i say that this
dvd is gonna be off the hook with crazy fresh flavor. Anyway, so we all partied that night
and ended up eating at Buffalo Wild Wings, which is fast becoming my favorite food to eat
when ur drunk and or high. Sunday rolls around and we've got to make it out to the venue
to set up shop and what not. Now being from the west coast i didnt adjust well to
exactly how fuckin COLD it gets in Detroit. So now im payin for it cuz im all sick
but hey live and learn.
Hours Before Doors Open
So everyones setting up the stage and what not. Me and my crew are settin up camera positions
for optimum viewing pleasure. I can see the line of juggalos that goes down several blocks. Man
there was hella juggalos there. And a few made it from my neck of the woods so that was fresh.
I was the only one from the M500 crew tho. The rest of my fellow M500 Dons were busy throwin
their own Big Baller Halloween Kegger Party at Jugalinko's. Im sure he'll be postin pics
of that soon.
Start the Fuckin Show!
So all of a sudden the lights go out and our Master of Ceremonies Elmo was on stage
with a microphone. Turns out Elmo was none other than the Rudeboy gettin into the halloween
spirit. He welcomed the juggalos and said we were in for a fuckin night to remember for Hallowicked 2004.
Finally the show starts and the first band on was Insulence. They're from Cali and
i gotta give them props for showin the juggalos mad love. I think most people were diggin
them and for an opening band they got a nice reaction from the crowd. One theme that ran
throughout the night was if u werent a Psychopathic band then your required to start ur
own versions of the juggalo chants. Hell they knew where we were. Detroit muhthafuckin Rock
City..only the HOME of ICP. So needless to say all the opening bands knew how to win
over the juggalos. Next up was ABK. His stage set was that of a classroom. His set
was THE SHIT! He schooled it and the juggalos were going nuts for his shit. The new songs
sound dope as fuck live. If you havent done yourself a favor and picked up ABK's Dirrty
History WHAT THE FUCK R U WAITING FOR??! I wont spoil any freshness in his set but trust me when
i say u wont want to be buying a drink or gettin high somwhere when ABK hits the stage.
Next was Esham, the Godfather of the wicked shit. I have to say I kind of wished his set was
a little longer but over all it was still a dope set. Esham always just commands the stage
when hes up there. Not a whole lot goin on set wise but Esham usually jes lets his flows
do the talking. After Esham i shed a tear cuz next was Mack 10. Now let me say this. Being from
Cali and knowin how everyone from the eastcoast to the Midwest views us westcoast folk, i flashed back to the 2002
Gathering when Mack10 was first introdcued to the juggalo world. I was like man they're
gonna hate on him and diss him off stage. But i couldnt of been more wrong then as i was
again this year at Hallowicked. He knew where he was and he wasnt about to get booed
off stage so he showed madd love for the juggalos and i could see hella ninjaz rappin
along with his songs from Westside Connection. I wouldnt be surprised to see Mack 10
at more and more juggalo shows.
Finally ICP was to take the stage. The curtain lifted and the set stage was fuckin devastating.
It was decorated with madd jack-o-lanterns that bore the hatchet sign or all the Joker cards
including both Wraiths! It was fuckin sick. Flames in the backround jes added to the whole
"Hell" like atmosphere. J and Shaggs came out in Priest robes, J holdin a severed Donkeys
head on a stick and Shaggy holdin a severed Pigs head. Wicked shit to the fullest. They
started their set and the whole place got live. There was faygo flying everywhere. Madd
juggalos crowd surfin. They did a few songs they dont normally do on tour like "Cartoon Nightmares"
and the ever famous "How Many Times". Now the whole show up to that point was fresh. It wasnt until
about 40 mins into their set that the juggalos broke down the barricade and started piling
on stage one after another. If it was only a a few ninjaz no big deal...but it went from 4 juggalos
to 40 in a span of seconds. So ultimately during "Halls of Illusions" ICP had to cut their
losses and the show was stopped. Much to the dismay of the rest of the ninjaz that wanted to see
the ENTIRE show! Well leave it to those idiot fucks who feel its all about them and not ICP
to ruin a show for everyone else. People paid im sure hard earned or stolen money to go see
ICP at Hallowicked so it makes no sense to ruin a show before its even finished.
Juggalos, its not that hard...WAIT TILL THE LAST SONG!!!
Other than that the show was off the hook. I apologize for the lack of pics from the show
but trust me its better to see that shit first hand when the Hells Pit Tour rolls to ur
town. Now the afterparty is probably where i had the most fun. Thats partly why all the pics
i've posted are from the afterparty. Madd juggalos in attendence including celebrities fellow web masters
from FLH, Scottie D, and D-FENS, also artists like ABK, Mack 10, Lavel, SYN, Mike P, and of course
ICP. I had so much fun and loved jes chillin with all the juggalos gettin drunk as hell
and partying. Props to the Rudeboy for lettin me and my cousin get on stage and act like fools. I still
dont remember all that i said on stage lol. But ya it was the shit. It was my first time
being at Hallowicked this year and hopefully not my last. Much props to all the juggalos i ran
into that gave M500 props. MMFCL yall...im still in recover mode....PEACE!
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GlenBurnie MD 10/27/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH ACTOR BILL JOHNSON AKA LEATHERFACE
2...CLICK HERE
All you horror film buffs out there are probably more
than familiar with the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
franchise. Now, a few weeks back I conducted a big
interview with the newest LEATHERFACE Andrew
Bryniarski. It doesn’t stop there killaz! This
season I was fortunate enough to interview not one,
but two men who have captivated and terrified
audiences as one of America’s most notorious movie
monsters- LEATHERFACE! That’s right, I recently
interviewed actor BILL JOHNSON AKA LEATHERFACE #2.
Even though the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 made it’s
big theatrical debut many years ago, it’s following
remains strong by old and new fans eager to catch the
spirit of Halloween every season. Although BILL’s
portrayal as LEATHERFACE will forever remain his most
famous role, his film credits have continued to grow
through the years. In this interview BILL covers such
topics as- the similarities between "House of 1000
Corpses" & "TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2", his upcoming
film roles, being asked to reprise the role of
LEATHERFACE in TCM 4, the missing deleted scenes from
the TCM2 DVD, his opinion on the TCM Remake from 2003,
upcoming convention appearances, his views on the new
Real-Murderer clothing, working with legendary actor
Dennis Hopper, his favorite horror movie, working as a
voice actor on video games, and more. Enjoy! ...CLICK HERE
Oct 24th 2004 San Ramon
This is the brand new ICP back pack. It has all the jokers cards on it. On all sides. It also has a cd holder on the front and the wraith
on the back middle.
Click the picture to enlarge it.
Click Here to Buy It. (fmtb)
October 19th 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
Tecca Nina before Halloweena! (ya i know, fuck off)
Thats right...i made that joke. god i got so much news today i feel like im gonna BLAST! Anyway juggalos in Cali check ur testicles (aka nuts). Tech N9ne will will be
in southern cali at the House of Blues Sunset for the Hostile Takeover Tour. He'll be there
along with Project Deadman and Kutt kalhoun on Oct. 27th 7pm. I dont know if tickets have sold out. But if they have jes make ur
own! Come on be a little fuckin creative. There ya go!
Blazes New Album
Its only a matter hours now before Blazes new LP "Colton Grundy" is in stores for you
the consumer juggalo, to buy. Word round the old Faygoluvers
campfire is that this new album made Scottie D do fifteen sommersaults a triple sow cow and an inverted
wheel barrel jackhammer pummel fist. Needless to say he liked it alot. So dont sleep on this one ninjas.
go out today / tomrrow and buy this new album. Or else Blaze will really come to ur house and kill you. For real.
I'm not kidding. This is serious. Dead. completely, no more wicked shit. Dead.
*that last statement about blaze killing you is not true (for the slower juggalos)
Win Free tickets to a Marz Show!
The helly fresh tribe over at Marzgorillaz.com have come thru for the M500 and you the
juggalos. Through clicking the banner below you can enter to win a free ticket to an upcoming
show with Marz, Project Deadman and Zug Izland at Peabodys in Cleveland Ohio. So all you
Ohio juggalos that might be low on ends should go ahead and enter. Hey you might even WIN. This is
an ALL AGES show
We want to thank Marz and the Tribe for hooking up the M500 with this contest for the juggalos.
New Southern Cali Wrestling Federation "Pro Wrestling War"
Apparently some Tech N9ne-alos and some Juggalos got together and started up
a helly fresh new Wrestling Federation here in So Cal. I dont know how
this news got by Hodge. Usually hes the first ninja to tell me what
its like outside before i even step out the door. And he lives 4000
miles away. Anyway...Juggaloutkaxt will be at this event
with some free Tech N9ne/PDM/STrange Music shit like posters, zig zags,
cd samplers, stickers. To get the info click here or here juggalos.
Ebay, Finally playground sales on a Large Scale
Any juggalos lookin for Psy shit online? Of Course NOT!! Haha Jes kidding. Juggalos my homie Bugley
jes got divorced and all he won in the settlement was his juggalo merch. Now he has no home and is living
in my garage growing old and moldy. Nah im playin...actually hes fine and no divorce..but he IS selling
a grip of juggalo merch on Ebay so click here and see
if maybe theres something you'd like to bid on. Fawk-yoo
Thats it for now juggalos. Give it up to Hodge for all these interviews hes been doing. He hooks it up
for YOU the muhfuckin JUGGALOS! Hitup his email and tell him Clown E Love says he does good work. Right now
click here for his email. Hope to see you ninjaz
at Tech N9ne and at the Cali Hells Pit Shows! Look for the M500 crew, we'll be the ones at the bar complainin
that there aint enough alcohol. Except Kae...hes still 20...haha sorry Kae...no im not.....bitch. MMFCL NINJAZ
im out like what BABY WHUT!?!
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GlenBurnie MD 10/12/04
AN EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW WITH ACCLAIMED ACTOR
TONY TODD AKA CANDYMAN..CLICK HERE
This is a big one for me. I've been a huge fan
of Tony's work since I was
first introduced to his chilling role as
"CANDYMAN" in 1992. Tony is not
your typical actor that finds early success in a
horror film, and then
remains typecast in the horror genre the rest of
his career. Not Tony.
He's one of the most well rounded actors of our
time. Some of his most
memorable roles were in such major Hollywood
movies as- "Platoon",
"Candyman", "The Crow", "The Rock", "Caught Up",
"Lean On Me", "Wishmaster",
"Final Destination 1&2", and "Night of the Living
Dead". He's also landed
roles in numerous hit TV shows like- "The
X-Files", "24", "Boston Public",
"CSI Miami", "Homicide", "Angel", "Smallville",
"Charmed", and all 3
incarnations of "Star Trek". In this interview
Tony tackles all sorts of
topics ranging from- the possibility of a
"Candyman 4" film with Clive
Barker, the status on his upcoming films- "Final
Destination 3-D",
"Minotaur", "Tournament Of Dreams", "Heart of the
Beholder", "Turntable",
"Shadow", and an upcoming "Prophecy" film. He
also speaks on his passion
for theatre, his favorite film roles, his TV
schedule, the loyal star trek
followers, voice work for video games, the
disturbing new "Real Killer"
clothing trend, his love for jazz, and much more.
Tony is a remarkable
actor and this interview is a definite read for
any fans of his work. So
before you start chanting "Candyman" 5 times in
the mirror for your
Halloween party's, take a few moments to read the
interview and really
discover what Tony Todd is all about.CLICK HERE
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GlenBurnie MD 10/08/04
AN EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW
WITH ACTOR ANDREW BRYNIARSKI AKA
"LEATHERFACE"...CLICK HERE!
I was recently able to score an in-depth
interview
with actor ANDREW BRYNIARSKI. Nowadays, Andrew 
is
most often recognized by his impressive
performance as
LEATHERFACE in "THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE"
Remake.
If you’ve seen the remake than it’s apparent that
it
was exactly what that franchise needed to
recapture
the fans attention, not to mention one of the most
terrifying films to come along in years. Aside
from
his role as LEATHERFACE in the 2003 box office
hit,
Andrew has also landed roles in such known films
as-
"Any Given Sunday", "Batman Returns", "The
Program",
"Higher Learing", "Scooby Doo", "Street Fighter",
and
"Pearl Harbor" just to name a few. Andrew’s has
over
15 years of movie business history under his
belt.
And with the huge success of the T.C.M. remake,
his
work opportunities are more abundant than ever
these
days. In this interview he speaks on such topics
as-
A TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE Prequel, his views on
removing LEATHERFACE’s mask, problems with former
LEATHERFACE actor R.A., the alternate ending for
theT.C.M. remake, roles he was passed over for,
the
bodybuilding rumors, Jessica Beil, his opinion on
the
new Real-murderer clothing trend, upcoming
conventions, his music industry connections, and
much
more. Also, don't forget to check out his
charity
guitar auction for sick children in need. For
more
info on the charity auction visit
www.andrewbryniarski.net . Enjoy! Click Here to peep it now!
OCT 7th 2004 San Ramon Ca
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We also added the KMK hockey jersey
October 4th 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
Well bitches, i spent a good long sunday night working on the Juggalo Lockdown section. So check and
see if your pics have been added. We're approaching 200 lockdown juggalos STRONG so keep your
juggalo pics coming ninjaz. Send in your juggalo pics to demonseedspewer@yahoo.com.
I'll do my best to get them up as soon as possible. Thanks to all the ninjas that said they like that interview
i did. Up next in keeping with the October theme... Hodge will be interviewing the most recent "LEATHERFACE" So
check back for that muthafackos! Im out for now....MMFCL..im out like what..BABY WHUT?!? (tee hee)
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GlenBurnie MD 10/01/04
A NEW INTERVIEW
WITH
INTERNATIONAL WRESTLING STAR VAMPIRO. THE
VAMPIRO/ICP
RE-UNION... CLICK HERE!
As promised, I've got some big news from our
former
JCW Champion himself. This interview is very
different from my past interviews from with the
Juggalotus. Why? Because the bond is back on!
That's right, this interview covers how VAMPIRO
and
ICP finally re-united! Plus the interviews
covers all
kinds of new VAMP happenings like- his upcoming
appearences at ICP's "HELLS PITT" tour, the new
I.C.P.D.C. tag team he's formed, news on BACKYARD
WRESTLING 2, where he's wrestling now, his recent
injury that kept him from the GOTJ, GANGREL'S
return
and WWE's interest in himself, and much more.
Enjoy! Click Here to peep it now!
September 30, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Why i'm scared to take a shit alone!
Zug's Gone, Jugalinko is missing, someone soberly had an interest to interview Clown E Love...What the fuck is going on yo?!
What's up ya'll? Things around here have gotten mad hectik. The month of October marks 1 Year since I joined Milenk500.com and became an M500 Don Mega.
Yes, its true. More sponsers and endorsments have been thrown at M500 than we know what to do with. I just wrapped up filming
the remake of Spielbergs Classic, "E.T" Steven called me up and asked if I wanted to to play
the new Elliot, respectfully renamed as "Kaeliot." The movie will be released and reviewed on
Donn Dymonds next post. So look foward to it ninjas!
"
Zug Izland have now joined the Homies Boyz II Men in ranks. Both groups have come to the "End of Road", their
"Waters Run Dry" and all that is left is for them to be "Saved." We wish our homies the best! We
hope everything passes over and yall get together and pump out another CD. At Least a Christmas Album,
Boyz II Men Did it...
How i Won a Blue Ribbon for Best Pig at the Fair
The past couple days have been rammed jammed with fun. Couple weekends ago I was out and 
about in San Bernardino for their Annual Car Festival. Its full of games, lotta food, and especially
a lot of fresh ass cars. It would not be a fresh event if ninjas werent running around.
I met up with this ninja Steve was working next to my pops companys booth. WUDDUP STEVE. Props
to that ninja for being fresh as hell. I schooled the Shoot for a Bucket of Chicken at the KFC booth
and got me a free bucket of Chicken and a T-Shirt. This past weekend, my homie Bugley and myself
went to the LA County Fair. Being Fat allowed the Deep fried products to go down easily. My girlfriend
and Bugley could not handle the greasy goodness. Kudos to the ninjas I met at the fair.
My homie Intrinzik hooked it up with a couple CD's. Fall Guys new "Apocalypse 6T7" as well as his
solo album "Double U I Double L." Without a doubt a couple of great ass albums. Apocalypse 6T7
has a lot of rock/rap songs. It was something for everybody. I love songs that sub hard in my car
and both albums achieve that for me. "Glam Rock Band" is just a funny ass song as well as the ending song
"Fateful Summer." A personal favorite for me from Fall Guy has been "Join the Fallguy Army." Intrinzik's Solo CD
has a good mix just as well. I enjoyed smoking and laying back to the cd. Both CD's are definiately
off the chain so be sure to check out their sites, www.fall-guy.com and www.intrinzikweb.com.
One thing I gotta put up before I bounce. For all the old school ninjas or stranglemania viewers,
who remember the old chicken hunting clip. Check out this old school truck and tell me it doesnt look
like the truck ICP was sporting in. Now Check out the license plate on it. Trippy as shit huh! Aight ninjas,
thats it for me. Colton Grundy is now on presale so check that out! Take care ya'll! MMFCL!
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GlenBurnie MD 09/29/04
THE OFFICIAL MYZERY
WEBSITE IS NOW UP...
Sup Killaz. www.myzery.net is officially up and
running! That's right, our former Psychopathic
Ryda
has a new official site packed with all the
latest
news, audio, interviews, bio's and more. The
first
news update for the site is up right now(written
by
yours truly) and speaks on a ton of new MYZERY
info including his recent trips to Detroit. What
was
he doing there? Chillin with his brothers in
law-
JUMPSTEADY and VIOLENT J of course. So there ya
have
it, the beef is over. But what else was he doing
in
the D? Recording new music maybe...maybe not.
You'll
have to keep visiting the new site for more
inside
info. Also don't forget to peep the audio
section for
a brand new TWIN GATS solo track from the
upcoming
"Spanish Side Rydas" album.
GET READY FOR THE
OPENING WEEKEND OF JASON'S WOODS
2004...
JASONS WOODS 2004 is about to open for business.
This
coming weekend marks the 2004 Grand Opening for
one of
the best Halloween attractions on the east coast.
Jason's Woods is a huge Haunted Scream Park
located in
the heart of Lancaster PA. Every year they
attract
more and more guests and every year the Woods
gets
better than before. This year will host 5
ruthless
attractions such as- The Macabre Museum, a
Mystery
Maze, The Horrifying Hayride, a 3D Carnival Of
Fear,
and the Barn Of Terror. They are all worth the
price
of admission, but the "3-D Carnival Of Fear" &
"The
Barn Of Terror" will really get your skin
crawling.
Aside from all the horror attractions will be a
ton of
carnival style games and all the delicious junk
food
you could imagine. For the opening weekend they
will
even have THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON
himself-
BEN CHAPMAN on hand to sign autographs. I think
I've
gone every year for the past 8 years now. It's
definitely worth the trip. See ya in the woods!
For
times and directions head over to
www.jasonswoods.com
.
A SPECIAL OFFER
FROM
MARZGORILLAZ.COM...
Our homies over at www.marzgorillaz.com have a
special
treat in store. This Friday(Oct 1st) you'll be
able
to Download the entire MARZ "TGZ Nation Mixtape"
album for free! That's luv right there. This
offer
will only be good for 24 hrs. After that, you're
to
fuckin late man. You could always snag it here
in our
webstore incase your reading this after the date
has
passed. If you haven't heard the Mixtape yet,
you
won't be disappointed. It features our former
DARK
LOTUS member rappin over a ton of beats made
famous by
such artists as- Jay-Z, Nas, Ludacris, Pastor
Troy,
Mr. Cheeks, Da Band, and many more. Don't sleep
on
this generous opportunity at www.marzgorillaz.com
.
ANOTHER HUGE HORROR
ATTRACTION TO VISIT. THE HAUNTED MILL
2004...
Here's another devastating Horror attraction for
all
you MD, PA, VA, ninjas to check out. Haunted
Mills is
located just outside of Spring Groove PA and and
features over 2 hrs of terror! Yeah, 2 whole
hours of
suspense and fright. That's how long it takes to
get
through the- Haunted Mill, The Dark Zone, The
Haunted
Hayride, The Terror Trail, and the Creepy
Cornwalk.
They will also have all kinds of food vendors
"live"
bands on hand. This place was super crowded last
year, so get there early on. Dates and times
vary so
check out the website at www.thehauntedmill.com .
A
word to the wise, all these attractions can ad up
in
price. So get the combo package on all 5
attractions
for $25 and you'll save $14. Oh yeah, just
another
reminder that my new interviews with two
LEATHERFACE
actors will be here soon. Keep checking back.
Well,
that's about all for now ninjas. Until next
time,
Peace and MCL!!!
September 27th 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
OG Me does OG Interview
Thats right, for once instead of interviewing someone else, someone finally decided they were going
to interview yours truly. LoL Aight i know what your thinkin....Man WTF CLown E....you THAT full of yourself?
Well the answer is quite simple YES. Haha anyway. My homie Batt is
a real good friend of mine who builds websites. Hes a down ass true juggalo and he asked me to do this
interview and help hype up his brand new site that hes working on. So if you got a moment or two. Shoot
on over to batt.darknytestudios.com and peep the right side links for the interview he conducted with myself.
It answers some hard hitting in depth questions about myself...like.....whats my favorite color and what not!
Congrats to our Homies at FLH
I may look pissed in that above pic of me, but actually im happy for our homies
over at Faygoluvers who have won themselves that little Hells Peazzy website contest.
They've earned themselves a grip of tickets to Hallowicked this year so thats the shit.
Madd props to everyone else that won and entered as well. Many of you have emailed
us asking why we didnt enter. Well basically because of a technicality with someone
who works on this site whos related to someone who works at Psychopathic. Im not mentioning
any names though. lol.....Way to go Scottie and DFENS....make momma proud!
Zug Izland now candidates for VH1's Where are They Now
Ok ya that was a little harsh. I apologize. I actually really like Zug Izland and i know alot of you do to. Well it
seems as of today they are no more. The band went thru several incarnations what with band members leaving
and joining at various times. However Mike P and SYN have remained the core of the Zug reactor thats kept it
going for this long. The band formerly off Psychopathic moved over to Ax & Smash records to release their
sophmore album "3:33" which seems like it'll be their final one. I hope things get worked out in the future
but for now rest assured Mike P will still be in the picture mixing it up with our favorite Psy artists!
Hallowicked Tickets Sold out (much like Kae Lo)
And once again i gave myself the bone. Wait that sounds wrong. I screwed myself...no....umm shit....me shoot
myself in foot. I ALMOST figured out a way to attend this years Hallowicked which would be my FIRST time
going but son of a bitch its not gonna work out. So here i am keyboard crying to all of you. *Wah* But its
all good. Anyway yes tickets have sold out. But i do have some flavor for you....EXCLUSIVE PICS OF THE
HELLS PIT STAGE PROPS right HERE an M500 EXCLUSIVE...CLICK HERE TO SEE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!!
Well thats about it for now juggalos. I myself along with the rest of the M500 crew will be at BOTH southern cali
Hells Pit dates in Ventura and Anaheim. I cant wait for that shit! Also keep checkin back for info on ABK's
Road Fools DVD as my cousin Ry Ry is putting that together and as soon as i get some info on it i will be posting
it here. The Lockdown section will be adding some INMATES later today as im way behind on adding juggalos so look
for that to be updated shortly. Kae Lo should be up next with some flavor for yall. Till next time click here
for a game you must play and hitup my MYSPACE profile page and holla at a ninja (i jes now found out about myspace) behind much? MMFCL ninjaz
im out like what BABY WHUT!?!?f
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GlenBurnie MD 09/20/04
A HUGE HORROR
CONVENTION
FEATURING ICP...
Sup killaz! It’s that time of year again; the
Season
Of The Pumpkin is right around the corner. I’m
gonna
start to fill you guys in on all the crucial
Halloween
conventions and festivities around the country.
Now
normally these big conventions I mention on here
are
filled with 2-3 days of horror actors, movie
screenings, Q&A’s and horror merch galore.
That’s the
shit right! How could one of these conventions
get
any better right? JUST AD the INSANE CLOWN POSSE
that’s how! That’s right on October 8,9,and 10th
the
Worcester Centrum Convention Centre and Palladium
in
Worcester MA will be hosting the first annual
ROCK &
SHOCK Horror convention. During the days, fans
will
be able to meet such horror movie actors as- KANE
HODDER( JASON VOORHEES), JONATHAN BRECK(Jeepers
Creepers Monster), ANDREW BRYNIARSKI(New
LEATHERFACE),
BILL MOSELEY(OTIS from House Of 1000 Corpses and
CHOPTOP from TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2), SID
HAIG(Cpt.
SPAULDING from House Of 1000 Corpses), ASHLEY
LAURENCE(lead chick in HELLRAISER films), KEN
FOREE(DAWN OF THE DEAD OG and Remake), JEFFREY
COMBS(RE-ANIMATOR), and way to many more to
mention.
Then, every night of the 3 day convention fans
will be
able to see live concerts from Type O
Negative(Oct
8th), The Misfits(Oct 9th), and INSANE CLOWN
POSSE,
ESHAM, and MACK 10(Oct 10th)! I average like 8
Horror
Conventions a year ninjas and this one is shaping
up
to be the best convention to date! If you’re a
Horror
movie fan, and chances are you’re a down ass
Juggalo YOU WON’T WANNA MISS THIS CONVENTION!
For
directions, a full guest list, or tix info, hit
up
www.rockandshock.com. See ya there!
A NEW 2TWINN GUNNZ
ALBUM
FEATURING PRODUCTION FROM THE
R.O.C....
Remember a few months back in THE R.O.C.(3rd
member
from TWIZTID’s original group) interview when I
asked
him about the status of his brothers(THE Y.U.G.)
rap
career. The R.O.C. confirmed that his bro was
hard at
work on a new group project. I recently got an
email
from amkr4lyfe(Shawn) about the album.
Apparently the
album is out now in select stores in Detroit.
The
group is called 2WINN GUNNZ and features Y.U.G.
and
his partner 1-L-Bandit. Now, incase you’re a
hardcore
collector of THE R.O.C.’s work, you’ll wanna snag
this
album. It features his production on at least 4
tracks. As soon as I get a copy for myself, I’ll
post
up a review for all you R.O.C. fans out
there.
TWO UPCOMING
INTERVIEWS
WITH LEATHERFACE ACTORS...
More Horror Icon interviews on the way! These
upcoming interviews should attract all you TEXAS
CHAINSAW MASSACRE fans out there. I’ve recently
been
in touch with TWO of the LEATHERFACE actors from
the
TCM films. Both interviews should be conducted
and
posted up soon so keep an eye out for em. One is
with
BILL JOHNSON, who co-starred with Dennis Hopper
in
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2. The other LEATHERFACE
interview will be with ANDREW BRYNIARSKI, who was
the
most recent(and biggest) LEATHERFACE in last
years
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE Remake. You’ve probably
also
seen Andrew in various roles in such films as-
Batman
Returns, Any Given Sunday, Street Fighter,
The
Program, Higher Learning, etc. The interviews
will
be up shortly. The Saw Is Family.
VAMPIRO
NEWS...
My homie VAMPIRO is all healed up and ready to
raise
hell again! Attention Juggalos. I’ve got a big
announcement from our former JCW Champion in the
next
week or two! Keep checking back.
ANOTHER BIG EAST
COAST
HORROR CONVENTION...
The Annual CHILLER THEATRE Horror Convention in
NJ
already has a very impressive guest list up
online.
Every year CHILLER THEATRE sets the standard in
incredible Horror Conventions. This years
convention
has already signed such guests as- KANE
HODDER(JASON
Juggalo VOORHEES), LINDA BLAIR(EXORCIST 1
STAR),
DICK WARLOCK(MICHAEL MYERS), RICOU BROWNING(THE
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON), and more guests
added
daily. This convention will not disappoint! It
never
does. Always the best of guests, movie
screenings,
vendors, and more. Once again, the convention
will be
on Oct 29, 30, and 31st at the Meadowlands
Sheraton in
Rutherford NJ. For directions or tix info just
go
over to www.chillertheatre.com .
RAP LEGEND SHOCK-G
SET
TO DROP HIS FIRST SOLO ALBUM ON OCTOBER
12th...
Rap Legend SHOCK-G aka HUMPTY HUMP from the multi
platinum rap group DIGITAL UNDERGROUND is set to
release his first ever solo album on October
12th! If
your not familiar with SHOCK, than your not
familiar
with PAC cause SHOCK-G was one of the biggest
influences of TUPAC’s career. Not to mention one
of
the most innovative musicians of all time. SHOCK
is
responsible for such huge hits as- Humpty
Dance, I
Get Around feat TUPAC, Freaks of the Industry,
Same Song, No Nose Job, Risky Business feat
MURS, and more. SHOCK’s musical influence can
be
heard in certain remixes by KOTTON MOUTH KINGS
and
WOLFPAC as well. A lot of Juggalos who attended
WOODSTOCK 99 might remember SHOCK-G’s aka
HUMPTY’s
buck-wild stage performance as the mystery guest
of
George Clinton(P-Funk). But yeah, October 12th
SHOCK-G’s new Fear Of A Mixed Planet will hit
record
stores nationwide. I chilled with SHOCK a few
months
ago and he gave me a Pre-Master of the album.
THAT
SHIT IS AMAZING! It’s not anything like your
usual
generic rap albums that seem to be polluting the
market these days. The vibe of this album has
nothing
to do with shooting the most people, bangin the
most
hoe’s, or spending the most money. This albums
on a
whole new- Get crazy, live life, and lose the
racism
type of vibe. Some of the best tracks on the
album
are- We’re All Killaz, Cinnamon Waves,
Cherry
Flava’d email, Holdmedown Up, and My
Opinion.
Some of the albums guests include- YUKMOUTH,
NUMSKULL,
CLEV MC, MONEY B, ELEMENT, DJ Q-BERT, and more.
If
you’re looking for a blazin hip hop album with a
welcomed change of pace…you’ll definitely wanna
get a
copy of SHOCK-G’s FEAR OF A MIXED PLANET.
Visit
www.shockg.com . For more info on the album.
IWR's- "BRAWL FOR
BRAXTON" 4 DVD SET FEATURING ICP...
MICHIGANS most dominant indy wrestling
federation- IWR
is almost set to release the much anticipated 4
DVD
set of BRAWL FOR BRAXTON. The DVD set will
feature
matches with such superstars as- INSANE CLOWN
POSSE,
AL SNOW, SABU, ZACH GOWEN, and many more. Also,
the
DVD’s will feature a ton of never before seen
footage
of the late YUKON BRAXTON and others. For those
who
don’t remember, YUKON was an up and coming
independent
wrestling star, JCW favorite, and big time
Juggalo.
For up to date info on the official release date
of
this 4 DVD set, check out www.pwrhotline.com .
Well,
that’s all for now ninjas. Until next time,
Peace and
MCL!!!
September 14th 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
New Movie Review: Exorcist The Beginning Click Here!
Yeeyuh now that we're getting closer to October and Halloween. We here at M500 are gonna be shifting into
high gear bringing you the juggalos some flavor for the month of Hallowicked. In case you didnt peep Hodge's
interview with Michael Myers star Dick Warlock scroll down for some of the flavor. But for now enjoy
a review of the latest movie in the Exorcist series....done by your homie CLown E. Click here for that.
As always if you have a movie you'd like to review send it in by clicking here and make sure
you include pics and a FULL review. MMFCL juggalos!
September 13, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Sit Down and Listen to the Message
What Up JuGgaLos and of course JuGgalettes! That can I say, the last couple weeks have been
insanely hectic for not only the Juggalo Nation, but for Milenko 500 as well. Last Tuesday Breed
dropped his new album "The New Presciption." This past Tuesday, Insane Clown Posse's Joker Card
saga comes to a magnificant end with the Wraith's Exhibit of "Hell's Pit." Clown E and Myself
hit the streets doing promotions for both during the past two weeks. If you've purchused the albums
or visited the LA City record stores, they have goodies that the M500 Easter Bunny has dropped off.
Flyers, Flats, Posters, Hats, Shirts, CD's were all included for promoting Breed and ICP.
Breed: The New Prescription
A couple weekends ago, as Clown E Updated about, we hung out with Breed, Roy, Rudeboy's Bro, and Rudeboy. We
meet up with them at a Flea market sort of deal. We spent a good time watching movie classics such as
"The One Armed Boxer 2" and throwback episodes of Superman. Rudeboy spent time in a wrestling
booth convincing them that he was the true hardcore champion! Two summersaults, 1 leg drop, 2 clothesline's later,
he proved his point! Shortly after that we mobbed on over to King Taco. I heard stories, but never
really knew how much the King of Hardcore loves King Taco. I would have loved to been at the
Birthday Bash later that night, but that naggin 21 and over rule is a mudda fuck. For those
ninja's out there who love rap, STOP READING RIGHT NOW AND GO BUY BREED'S NEW SHXT RIGHT NOW!
I slipped that CD in my car stereo and bumped that shit the whole way through. It is seriously
one of the best Rap CD's out there without a doubt. Check out Breed on tour with Bone Thugs N Harmony
September 19th at the House of Blues in Hollywood. UMZ Represent WHAT WHAT!
The Wraith: Hell's Pit Review done by Kae Lo
August 31, 2004: The album that has been 12 years in the making, The album that has said to be
the most wicked cd to hit Record Stores, was released. Shaggy and J gave their promise in
Peoria for the Gathering of the Juggalos 2002, that the Wraith's exhibits of "Shangra La" and
"Hell's Pit" would leave its mark in the music industry, as well as in Juggalos hearts. They
didn't disappoint on their promise. They promised that on this wicked CD, the mention of the
word Juggalos would never happen. It never did. For those of you who have heard the cd, I
now challenge you to LISTEN to the Album. Listen to the message that is there. The
normal riddle and goofy style of ICP is not as present in this album as it has been in past.
Don't get me wrong. That style was what made Insane Clown Posse, Insane CLOWN Posse. This album however
was straight foward with no fucking around. In my opinion, Hell's Pit was the best and
perfect way an on going saga could be brought to an end. As soon soon as the intro and "Walk Into
the Darkness" begins to play, there is an atmosphere change all the way through to " Real Underground Baby."
Need I mention the two versions of DVD's? Mad Mad Props to my mudda fucking homie, Clown
E's Cousin, and M500 Superstar Ry Ry for putting together the ICP timeline dvd. That shit
was fresh just to relive the ol' glory ICP days as well as the new. Bowling Balls Short
Movie, wow, breath taking. Why? Simply because it was good ol' Juggalo Humor. There is no easy
way to review a CD that means the world to you. Listening to Hell's Pit was no exception.
Fuck man, I want to Laugh, Cry, Shit, Sleep, Eat when I heard it. Even those ninja who
boned out at Bizaar Bizzar because they thought ICP sold out, give the dynamic Duo their
props for a fanfucktastic album, but you could never say "They're Back". Truth of it all, they
never left, You did. All 17 tracks through and through are laced with freshness and wickedness.
J and Shaggs, Thank you again for putting your life and soul into Juggalos, and most
importantly, your music. The Wraith "Hells Pit" available now!
Fuck, Im ranting and raving already. Lets throw my homie Intrinzik up here. Now me and
Fallguy have quite a history working with one another. Hell, at one of their shows,
they even let me front as one of their band members Driver so I could pick up on chics.
They have a new album being released in a bit. If you havent checked out their music, hit it
up. Heres Intrinzik to spit the Info to you....
Intrinz ink. Records have 2 big releases in september. Fallguy's 3rd
studio album, apocalypse 6T7 and emerg mcvay's, slave music (post 911
lyricism).
As you know fallguy has toured and done shows with most of the
psychopathic roster. For those of you who have not heard of emerg
mcvay,
he iis 1 of the mcs in bionic jive. Bionic has toured on the anger
management tour and have also hit the road with kottonmoth kings, nas
and many more. For more info hit up the following sites:
www.intrinzikweb.com, www.fall-guy.com, www.emergmcvay.com.
--intrinzik
Aight ya'll that just about does it for this very long post. Ill be back later on this week
to update about sum other shit. Who knows. Take care Ninjas! Love ya'll MMFCL
September 10th 2004 EMAIL ME
Friends Come in All Sizes!
Hello juggalos. Rainbow "Fuckin" Randolph here once again on Milenko500 to spew
forth knowledge from the my fountain of Gush. Rumor has it that Kae Lo will be
reviewing the latest "full" release entitled Hells Pit from those whacky ICP fellows so look forward
to that soon. For now though the reason im on here is to dispell some rumors about
Milenko500 and answer some FAQ's and what not. For instance..is that pic of Clown E getting
head in the limo real? Well stay tuned and find out....without further ado....here is...
M500 Rumors, Speculations and Heresay
Is Milenko500 just a web store or is it a ICP fan site?
Its both you moron, look at the top of the page it says NEWS and WEBSTORE...geez!
How come theres never any current news like on FLH or Juggalo.com?
You greedy fuck, how many times can you read the same news over and over again!!?
How come some of your pages havent been updated since the Milenko era?
Ok now you're starting to get on my nerves, besides why fuck with something
that aint broke! You fuckin fuck!
Ok so I have to ask, is that pic of CLown E in the limo real?
You FAG!!...and yes its real...
Where is Donn Dymond?
Next question...
How can i be down with the Milenko500 crew?
Finally a worthwhile question. Just be cool, laid back
and not give a FUCK about what others say. These guys have been here for 5 years
and they're one of few OG websites left that still stands for being a true JUGGALO and not
a JUGGAHOE. Plus we give out free shit with our orders and its usually something cool like
M500 stickers or rolling papers...WOOOOOOOOOO!
Is Hodge a real person or just a cardboard cutout that you guys stand next to famous people?
The "Hodge" is real. Know this.
How come Jugalinko barely updates?
Jugalinko overseas the entire operation that is Milenko500, WTF you
want him to wipe your ass too? Chill out you fucks! But seriously hes a hard working ninja and rest assured
he'll pop on here from time to time to bling and glisten for the Dark Carnival
Well i hope that clears up some questions you might of had. If theres anymore out there feel free to email
your home boy Double "R" with your questions. Click here to submit questions and i'll do my best
to answer them as truthfully as possible. Till next time...have a drink on me (tee hee)
Have a good weekend and MMFCL!!
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GlenBurnie MD 08/09/04
AN EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW
WITH LEGENDARY STUNTMAN/ACTOR DICK
WARLOCK(MICHAEL
MYERS)... CLICK HERE!
What horror movie fan hasn't heard of MICHAEL
MYERS from the "HALLOWEEN" films? Well, I was recently
fortunate enough to run into DICK WARLOCK at a
big
horror convention in NJ. We discussed the
possibility
of doing an interview and he's was psyched with
the
idea. Now before you read the interview with the
man
most famous for playing one of america's most
memorable movie killers, let me fill you in on
some
more of Mr. WARLOCK's movie accomplishments. Way
before he put on the pastyface MICHAEL MYERS
mask,
Dick was living a busy hollywood schedule as a
stuntman. In fact some of his most impressive
stuntwork can be seen in such hollywood classics
as-
"The Abyiss", "Christine", "The Thing", "Escape
From
LA", "JAWS", etc. But his name became much more
widespread after he landed the role as MICHAEL
MYERS
in the Hollywood smash hit "HALLOWEEN II"
starring
Jamie Lee Curtis. Following "H2", his stunt work
schedule became as demanding as ever. He later
did
stunts for films like "Friday The 13th part 5"
and
"Commando".
But stuntwork wasn't his only
occupation.
Every now a then WARLOCK would try his hand as
an
actor and can be seen in various roles in such
films
as- "HALLOWEEN 3" and "CASINO". Although his
name is
usually associated with MICHAEL MYERS by movie
fans,
he's gained a legendary status in Hollywood as
one of
the most accomplished stuntmen the business has
ever
seen. So incase you've ever wondered just what
kind
of person is behind the eerie MICHAEL MYERS mask,
sit
back and enjoy the interview with DICK
WARLOCK.
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GlenBurnie MD 09/04/04
ANOTHER EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW WITH HORROR MOVIE LEGEND- KANE HODDER
AKA
JASON VOORHEES ... CLICK HERE!!
I recently caught up with the man behind the mask
himself KANE mutha fuckin HODDER, for another
exclusive interview. If you’re not familiar with
KANE
HODDER’s work, than chances are you’re not a
Horror
Movie fan. KANE is the only actor to ever play
the
role of JASON VOORHEES on more than one occasion.
In
fact, KANE played the masked killer in four of
the
FRIDAY THE 13th films! Besides being one of
Americas most infamous movie monsters of all
time,
he’s had an illustrious career as a
Stuntman/Actor in
many of Hollywood most famous films. His stunt
work
and acting resume include such major Hollywood
movies
as- Monster, DareDevil, Gone In 60 Seconds,
Enemy Of The State, A Night At The Roxbury,
Se7en, Wishmaster, Demolition Man, Under
Siege, The Last Boy Scout, and even a few TV
roles
on hit shows like V.I.P., and Alias. Now,
even
though it was a big disappointment to many JASON
fans
that KANE was replaced with another actor in the
most
recent Freddy vs. Jason film, KANE hasn’t let
it
halt his hectic Hollywood schedule. In fact he’s
got
project after project lined up including Rob
Zombies
newest film Devils Rejects, an upcoming movie
with
Robert Englund(FREDDY) & Gunnar
Hanson(LEATHERFACE)
called The Last Horror Picture Show, plus many
more
movie and TV roles in the near future. In this
interview KANE speaks on such topics as- his
upcoming
movie roles, shooting a new video with the INSANE
CLOWN POSSE, his friends in the business, the
whole
new Jason conspiracy, his favorite horror
films,
C.J. Graham, the ironic TCM 3 scene from Freddy
vs.
Jason and much more. Enjoy killaz!
CLICK HERE for KANE HODDER INTERVIEW
Aug 31st 2004
Hey check out the new FLH (click here). They got there Hells Pit on big time. There new
member D-Fens is realy getting the job done. He put out a video in both High and Low speed connections. Its about this husband who hits his wife. Then he gets served up for being such a pussy. Right right, Check it out.
56k Net Connection Video
High Speed Connection Video
Thanks to D-Fens and his crew for making that movie. Shouts out to SKS, Big May, Cfisher, Big T, KK, Lil Re Run, FMTB, Ray Ray, Loc Dog from Cruz, Lou D, Evil Twin and pete rok, Jesse and Jon, Cardkeepa, Spiderman, Ry Ry, Nathan, Matt Davis, Rude Boy, Clint, Alex E, Red Dog, Joe and Joey, MrBonez12,
My Girlfriend, C Note from the O, psycho patrick, Mike Hodge, Jay Dirty, Big Green, AA, Clown E Love, Shawn Wright, Xanax, BYP, Crack Money, K to the L O, The Hammer, Mr Dizzle, Delusional, LRD, Myzery, Marz and Kevin, Necro and Will, and all i that i forgot. Woo Wooo!
August 31st 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
Hells Pit Out Today
What up juggalos!?!? Well theres OBVIOUSLY no need to tell yall to go pick up Hells Pit today. Its the last
in the Joker Card series and is definitely one of the most wickedest albums ICP's ever put out. Dont listen to
it alone or your liable to pull and SKS and urinate on yourself.
Hit the the Milenko500 store to get your copy now!
Breed VIP Party Pics
Juggalo Glen emailed the Milenko500 exclusive pics from the Power 106 Birthday Bash
for local Hip Hop DJ Khool-aid where Breed was invited to perform. Also such guests
in attendance were, W.C. of Westside Connection, Nocturnal, The King of Hardcore the
Rudeboy oh and myself lol. I was too buzzed to take pics and Kae-Lo couldnt get in
cuz he was packin, so Glen hooked it up and took some exclusive pics. If ya havent picked
up the new BREED.....WTF u waiting for!?!? Peep the pics below and Happy Tuesday Bitches!!
Aug 27th 2004
Hey I wanted to get all up on here and smother you with bbq sauce.
Do you have the new Breed on UMmmmmmZZZZZZZ. Did you pick it up?
If not
we do have it in our store so pick it up, as well as Hells Pit. Breeds cd is OUT and it is just the mega ton
bomb!
On the new Breed cd on song 8 "for the people" the 1st five lines or so are the 1st lines
in the rap song "bring the noize" by Public Enemey. PE later did the song with anthrax, but anyways that just
helps to prove and point out the true old school flavor of this cd.
If you got a system with a few Kicker
Subs the new Breed cd BUMPS! HARD! I liked the songs "for the people" and "gotta go" so far as the best songs on
the album. Im all about the new Breed Music and the old school needs to come back. One other thing to note about
this cd that makes it so related to psychopathic and still has its hold there, is that the beats and production is
done by Fritz from psychopathic records. So right away you know your gona feel the beat. Ok and with full exclusive
rights we legaly bring you a Breed Mp3 "For the People".
Breed Mp3 FOR THE PEOPLE (click here)
Here is some info sent to me by twiztidslim.
I want to let everyone in on a project of mine. Maybe by now you have heard the band Fall Guy that is getting so much love from Juggalos after touring with my boys Twiztid. Well with the release of their brand new cd next week i thought i might point out I produced the entire album! Soooo obviously I want you to check it out. I spent several hours putting together a sampler so you can listen for yourself several clips of lots of songs to get the feel for things.
Fall Guy Mp3 Sampler (click here)
There you go Twiztidslim. Thats a good you.
Hay Stax V.S. John Basedow
Hey congratulations to JCW star HAYSTAX. He was the 700+ lb guy in jcw. He has a website now click here, and has lost alot of weight. Good for him. He is almost 40 years old too, and its great to see he is slimming down. He went from 700 lbs to 593 and is getting lighter and lighter. So check out his website, and the bio page even has a picture of hat stax as the stay puff marshmellow man, now thats the bomb.
Thats it for me right now. I got my tickets for Hells Pit in L.A. this is gona be old school, the entire m500 crew + extended m500 family will be there. Juggalos!
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GlenBurnie MD 08/25/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH HORROR MOVIE ICON- DOUG BRADLEY AKA
"PINHEAD"...(click here)
HELLRAISER!!! Just the name alone can cause the hair
on the back of your neck to raise and your stomach
turn. Since director Clive Barker first exposed the
world to his sinister cenobite creatures back in 1987,
the HELLRAISER films have taken the horror genre by
storm. The gore and terror was unimaginable for it's
time, and have managed to uphold those trendsetting
ways through all 6 films. With the rumors of 2 new
HELLRAISER films (and a possible "Pinhead vs. Michael
Myers" movie) on the horizon I was able to meet up
with the star of the films himself- DOUG BRADLEY aka
"PINHEAD" for an exclusive interview. Besides his
most obvious role as the Horror movie Icon "PINHEAD",
Doug is a very established actor who's appeared in
numerous films ranging from- "Red Lines", "On Edge",
"An Ideal Husband", "NightBreed", and too many more to
mention. The interview covers all kinds of topics
from- the upcoming HELLRAISER films, the possibility
of a Pinhead vs. Michael Myers movie, his friendship
with Clive Barker, appearing on the new Cradle Of
Filth album, his role in the upcoming PROPHECY 5
movie, lost HELLRAISER footage, the new action
figures, a re-release of his book, and much more. So
just sit back and enjoy the interview. If you
don't…"it will tear you apart".
August 23rd 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
NEW BREED Album Drops Tomorrow!! 8/24/2004
Whats poppin juggalos!?! This past weekend i had the pleasure of chillin with my OG homie
the Rudeboy and platinum recording artist and UMZ rap star BREED at a local hip hop
radio station POWER 106 gig at a placed called Club Camachos. Man this place
was so hype. Now alot of you ninjaz are probably wondering....Hmmm does BREED still
have what it takes to school the rap game. Well let me just tell you this. This
ninja has paid his dues and its his time to shine cuz str8 up BREED is a down to
earth, talented, individual and his lyrics hit you like shock to the system.
In Stores August 24th! Thats Tomorrow BITCH!
Late Night Partying w/ Breed
Ok so the event we went to was for a local DJ's Birthday...Happy Birthday Khool-Aid WOO WOO...anyway
Breed was invited to perform to hype up the release of his new album. We got there and we
mobbed up to the side entrance AT LEAST 16 deep. We had a whole entourage up in that bitch.
We got backstage and what not into the VIP area and commenced on the drinkin. Breed was
nice enough to smoke me out before we got there so i was already feelin groovy. Thats
the kind of homie he is. True to life hes jes chill as fuck. All you ninjaz that seen
him at the Gathering this year know what im talking about.
On Stage Whiling Out at Club Camachos
So it was finally time for Breed to take the stage. There was many acts scheduled that night
including the Westside Connection. Breed went up and the place just went crazy!! Who doesnt
know who BREED is!?!?! The place was live and Breed did his old skool material as well
as a cut off the album that drops tomorrow. Rudeboy got up on stage and started tossin
out free Breed merch to all the peeps there which included Hats, T-shirts, Beanies...all kinds
of flavor. Everyone was hyped in that bitch and got to take home some merch.
Breed Freestyles for CLown E
Aight so im already a huge Breed fan. His rap skills have flipped my wig numerous times
back in the day. I mean i can recall taping his jams off the RADIO onto CASSETTE (when they
were still around) and bumpin that shit non stop. So after the party, we headed back towards
the hotel they were stayin at here in Hollywood. Rudy pops in the new Breed in the cd player
and Breed's sitting right next to me. Right then and there he started flowing
and skoolin that shit proper! It was like a session of MTV's Unplugged. Here was this
legend in the rap game and here he was performing live right next to me. So ya juggalos
i geeked out...i was like dayum this is the SHIT! The new STUFF is off the hook. The single
is dope as shit but wait till you hear the new album cuz its OFF THE CHAIN! Don't sleep
on this one juggalos. You're a fan of RAP then your a fan of BREED cuz homeboy brings it
in spades and its genuine. No BS here. He's just a ninja from FLINT MICHIGAN and
what you see is what you get and he backs his shit up. No studio magic here....*coughD12cough*.
BREED "New Prescription" M500 CONTEST
Juggalos heres some flavor for you out there with ninja tactics. First three ninjaz
that get a copy of BREED's new album and emails ME a picture of you holding the album
will get some free Breed merch. So when Breed rolls around to LA, or YOUR home town on tour you'll have
something to sport and represent! Hook it up Juggalos!
Send Emailed Pics to: demonseedspewer@yahoo.com
Aight im out for now. New Prescription out tomorrow bitches! Dont miss out! CLICK HERE FOR A MESSAGE FROM BREED!
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GlenBurnie MD 08/21/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH "JEEPERS CREEPERS" MONSTER- JONATHAN
BRECK...(CLICK HERE)
This past weekend I was able to meet up with JEEPERS
CREEPERS star JONATHAN BRECK. In case you're trying
to remember which charectar he played...he was the
MONSTER! That's right, I've just conducted an
exclusive interview with the winged mass murderer
himself.
Before he was piecing body parts together in
the wall linings of his underground lair, you may have
caught Breck in roles on such tv shows and movies as
Jag, Star Treck Voyager, Spiders, Full Circle, etc.
The interview covers a range of topics from- JEEPERS
CREEPERS 3, past roles, future roles, a CREEPER action
figure, friends in the business, and more. Also after you read the interview
check out the new layout the Natas Esham site AcidRap.com has. Enjoy
killaz!(CLICK HERE)
August 20, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Vroom Vroom!!
Man So Much shit going down now a days. Many of you know that the 2004 Olympics in
Athens Greece is currently going on. Hopefully ya'll have a chance to watch
it and enjoy it. It comes every 4 years. Only every 4 years you can see beautiful 
women from around the world hopping, flipping, running, and swimming. No doubt
one of my favorite events is the Basketball. The only staleness is having to wake up
at 4 AM to see the US play. The day the olympic commission makes pie eating contest
an Olympic event, you'll see your boy KAY-LOW throwing it down for the
good ol' Red, White, and Blue.
This past weekend, Clown E Love and myself met up to check out Alien Vs. Predator.
While Jugalinko, SKS, Donn Dymond, and Mayfield Got their Heavy Drinking 101
In the Central Coast, Clown E and myself participated in Heavy Drinking 102 in
Southern Cali, and Hodge participated in Heavy Drinking 103 1/2 everywhere else cuz hes
a Ryda! We pounded as much beers and chugged as much alcohol as possible before
the movie started. We talked about my old glory Football days and Clown E remembered
his old Cheer Squad days as well. Me being a movie critc on AVP is hardly for me to judge.
Intoxicated, YES, best fucking movie I've ever seen. Sober, I'll let you guys know.
Most Def' Check it out though.
Is Your Car Built for Space Pimpin?
I don't know what the car situations is over in all of your other states. Do cars
simply take you from point A to point B? or Does your car take you from point A
to point B but also looks like it could journey to the moon? What the fuck are you talking about?
Simply this. Yea its ok to "Too Fast Too Furious" your car and even that is to some extent.
Here is a simple check list to go by to see if your car will get respect, or a one way ticket to the circus.
1. Is the Muffler or Exhaust bigger than the car?
2. Can the Wing or Fin in the back shelter 20 people in a rain storm?
3. Is your car louder than 3 garbage trucks and 2 hookers?
4. Has your car run out of room to put anything else on it?
Now I'm not hating. Dont get me wrong. For those of you who put together a respectable car for
speed, even show, I tip my hat off you. Acura, Honda, Eclipse can be altered beautifuly.
There are just certain things that should just remain undone. Below is a video of exactly what I mean.
Clown E Love and myself were shocked at the fact that Clay could now be used as a materal for a body kid.
The picture on the side is an example of one those things that should remain undone.
Click Pic Below!
Real quick before I get outta here. I wanna give much MUCH Love to my homie Nvision whos Birthday is on
Sunday. Thats my homie and I wish him all the Best on His Birthday! Clown E Love and myself will be
roaming the Streets of LA this weekend! If you know us, and wanna be a part of the
roaming, hit us up! Im outta here ya'll Love ya'll! MMMFCL!
August 20th 2004 Paso Robles Cali EMAIL ME
The Dealio with Real Juggalos.com
I seem to always resurface when theres bad news. Hmmm..Well as you might of noticed our friends over at RealJuggalos.com are no more. Now first let me express my deepest
sympathies to the whole crew over there at RJ. We at M500 know how hard it is to keep up and maintain a website
and pay the bills to match. Shit i've got four jobs just to help pay the bills, and thats just at my house. Well to
make a long story short they got screwed out of their server space ...but rest assured the resiliant crew has managed
to move their entire site over to...www.Juggalo.com. Yup thats right
so a new era begins for the RJ crew. For a more detailed description of what exactly happend click here.
M500 Heavy Drinking 101
Well the m500 crew all chilled together at my new house in paso robles where me and mayfield live. We had about 4 bottles of bicardi that me and sean bought
and we drank and dusted them in just a few hours, then we took off to the strip club the "spearmint ryhno". Loads of lap dances and loads of my cash being changed in for singles. Good times.
August 15th 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
Hype Hype and More Hype
Wow Hells pit is just around the corner. Fuck...whats up ninjalotus-alos!?!? Thats jes tripping me out
that Hells Pit is about to drop. On the last day of the hottest MONTH of the year. Well by now
you should know that the Hells Pit tour has been announced and us CALI juggalos got ONE date
again jes like Wicked Wonka. So i suggest you dont fuck around and get those tix ASAP cuz
they WILL sell out. Just like Donn Dymond. No ones buying Mike.....god help us no ones buying.
Make sure you hitup ICP.com for a whole new fresh layout
for the HELLS PIT ERA. Its phat as hell! (Pun intended)
Hells Pit Tour with ABK, MushroomHead, Mack 10 and ICP
Here are confirmed dates!
10/01/04 - Niagra Falls, NY - Dome Theatre
10/02/04 - Cleveland, OH - Scene Pavillion
10/03/04 - Pittsburgh, PA - The Rock Club
10/05/04 - Portland, ME - State Theatre
10/06/04 - Hartford, CT - Hartford, CT
10/07/04 - Sayreville, NJ - Starland Ballroom
10/08/04 - Philadelphia, PA - Electric Factory
10/10/04 - Worcester, MA - The Palladium
10/12/04 - Norfolk, VA - The Norva
10/13/04 - Washington, DC - Nation
10/14/04 - Winston-Salem, NC - Ziggy's
10/15/04 - Charlotte, NC - Tremont Music Hall
10/16/04 - Atlanta, GA - Masquerade
10/18/04 - St. Petersburg, FL - Jannus Landing
10/19/04 - Jacksonville, FL - Club Five
10/20/04 - Lake Park, FL - Kelsey Club
10/22/04 - Houston, TX - International Ballroom
10/25/04 - Austin, TX - Stubbs Bar-B-Q
10/26/04 - Oklahoma City, OK - Bricktown Events Center
10/27/04 - Sauget, IL (St. Louis) - Pops
10/28/04 - Noblesville, IN - Verizon Wireless Music Center
10/30/04 - Columbus, OH - Promowest Pavillion
10/31/04 - Detroit, MI - State Theater HALLOWICKED
11/02/04 - Milwaukee, WI - Modjeska Theatre
11/04/04 - Kansas City, KS - Memorial Hall
11/05/04 - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre
11/06/04 - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre
11/09/04 - Mesa, AZ - Mesa Amphitheatre
11/11/04 - Anaheim, CA - The Grove of Anaheim
11/13/04 - Reno, NV - New Oasis
11/15/04 - Spokane, WA - Spokane Convention Center
11/16/04 - Portland, OR - Expo Center
11/17/04 - Boise, ID - The Big Easy
11/18/04 - Salt Lake Ciry, UT - Promontory Hall @ Utah State
11/20/04 - Des Moines, IA - Val Air Ballroom
11/21/04 - Wichita, KS - Cottillion Ball Room
11/22/04 - Tulsa, OK - Cain's Ballroom
11/23/04 - Springfield, MO - Shrine Mosque
11/27/04 - Chicago, IL - Riviera Theater
11/28/04 - Minneapolis, MN - The Quest
New Gathering Pics Added!
M500 Homie Lou Diesel has come thru once again with some more candid shots
from this years gathering. Lou got so hardcore with these pics some arent
for "younger viewers" so please proceed with caution and make sure
the kiddies or "kitties" arent around.
Click here and scroll down for Lou's pics.
Well thats it for now juggalos. I've got more pics to add to the lockdown so if you sent
yours in jes know it'll be up shortly. Big ups to Jugalinko for posting every now
and then to let people know he aint dead. Oh and Kae-Lo might of gotten me with that
side job pic in his last update....but rest assured i got something on him too....everyone
peep how fresh Kae-Lo's dad is in this video. Not too many people know this but Kae's
dad is and international SUPERSTAR entertainer. He's played the GRAMMYS. BILLBOARD AWARDS
and any other kind huge media event you can think of. I think yall should help me get
KaeLo's dad to the 2005 Gathering!! Anyway peep the freshness Below...
Papa-LO P Diddy aka Kae's Dad breaks it DOWN!
MCL ninjas im out like whut...BABY WHUT!
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GlenBurnie MD 08/13/04
A BIG EAST COAST HORROR
MOVIE CONVENTION THIS WEEKEND...
Sup killaz. Damn, is it that time of year again. The
HORROR CONVENTIONS have begun! Ya'll know that your
boy HODGE is one of the biggest scary movie buffs
ever. So you know where my ass is gonna be this
weekend...HORROFIND WEEKEND #4. On august 13-15th
horror fans from all over MD, VA, DC, etc will be
packing into the Marriot at Hunt Valley MD to see such
horror movie stars as KANE HODDER(JASON VOORHEES),
DOUG BRADLEY(PINHEAD), JOHNATHON BRECK(JEEPER CREEPER
monster), BILL MOSELEY & SID HAIG(House of 1000
corpses stars), GEORGE ROMERO(famous director),ASHELY
LAURENCE(Hellraiser star), BARBARA
CRAMPTON(Re-Animator star), and too many more names to
mention. The whole convention is gonna be non-stop
autographs, exclusive showings of rare horror footage,
seminars, costume contests, and more vendors than you
can imagine! So if you're a fan of the Horror genre
and live somewhere near the MD area...you won't miss
this weekends HORROFIND convention. For directions or
tix info just head over to www.horrorfind.com . See
ya there.
BIG THINGS HAPPENING
WITH MYZERY CAMP...
I just got off the phone with MYZERY and have a bunch
of news to pass along. First off, the new Official
MYZERY website www.myzery.net will be up and fully
functioning by 09/01. Also, M500 will be presenting
an exclusive track by MYZERY's PSYCHOPATHIC RYDAS
alter ego- TWIN GATS. The track is from a completed
album that MYZERY aka TWIN GATS made with his side
group- THE SPANISH SIDE RYDAS, that may or may not
ever be released. The TWIN GATS song we're gonna
debut on here is a remake of TUPAC's "All Eyes On Me",
and mentions all of MYZERY's former PSYCHOPATHIC RYDAS
partners(not a diss song). I was also told that the
MARZ & MYZERY project is also coming along smoothly.
If you read my recent interview with MYZERY he
mentioned a few new tracks he's making with his
brother in law JUMPSTEADY. I wasn't given much
details on the status of those collabs, but I was told
that the shit is gonna be lethal! Be on the lookout
for his new site with news from yours truly.
MARZ TO BE FEATURED ON
AN UPCOMING HIP HOP DVD...
It looks like more and more big things are happening
for our former DARK LOTUS member MARZ. Not only was
he just featured on the Catwoman movie trailer, but
he's gonna be shooting an interview for this upcoming
hip hop DVD next week in IN. The DVD is gonna be
about the exploding Mid-West rap scene. It will
actually be a series of DVD's and the MARZ interview
will be on the send part. As a bonus, the DVD will
feature a collage of "live" MARZ concert footage as
well. Also, you can download an exclusive new MARZ
song "Cocoa Butta" in the members section of his
official site at www.marzgorrilaz.com . Well, that's
all the news for now ninjas. Until next time, peace
and MCL!!!
August 6, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Majik Majik International Ninja Whuut?! I finished off
my iniation to the M500 Family by completing the last Requirement. Lets Recap what I had to do
to become a don.
1. Tag Donn Dymond and run away. Survive and tell the tale.
2. Perpetrate an event where I didn't belong (Clown E and Myself at Pasadena' KIIS FM (Wango Tango). Pic 1 Pic 2 Pic 3 (SPIRT)
3. Take incriminating photos of Clown E Love's side job.
4. Out Drink The Dons.
5. Take a picture with a International Superstar whos on trial.
6. Go to Mexico and not remember the trip.
This past weekend, my family, beautiful girlfriend, my 20 children and dog took a vist
to Ensenada Mexico. Now the trip wouldn't have been a great vacation if I could give u
detail to detail account of what happened. Its Mexico for Christ Sake! Despite the 18
year old drinking law, Ya boy Kae still managed to get Carded at evey location. How great.
"Kae, Why the fuck were you in Mexico?" Vacation and Preaching my bruthas and sistahs.
I packed up 50 samplers, 10 Posters, and a Jersey and journed to Mexico to spread the word
of the Dark Carnival. For every taco, drink, or cigar I recieved, I gave them a sampler.
"Kae, What happens if they dont have a CD Player?" Well, at least they'll know what
Psychopathic Artist look like. Mexico is very beautiful and I had a great time. Food is great,
drinks are great and all else was great. Just like vegas, Ensenada never sleeps (well the shops do, the bars dont).
Yesterday, I had an opportunity to meet and greet many ninjas at the Anybody Killa signing.
I wanna give props to Thomas, The Downtown Juggalo for saving a spot for me. We had a
nice conversation catching up on things. 2nd. I wanna give a FXCK YOU to the Warehouse Staff in
charge of the signing. I think many juggalos will agree that they were bitches. I did manage to
get off a couple shots, but for the most part, it was just hanging with juggalos and juggalettes.
It was awesome to hang out with alla ya'll and I can't wait to the Hell's Pit Tour. A Big
thanx to my buddy Batt who went up with me to the signing and hooked it up with a bad ass
ID tag. ABK autographed a photo of him and myself. We briefly spoke about the Homies video shoot,
and commented about how great the catering food was. Props to ABK for being such a down ass ninja.
Milenko 500 Homie Matt Davis was on hand as well, helping out ABK.
Right Click and Save to Download a Small Vid of ABK at the signing.
"CLICK HERE"
The Milenko 500 crew has been hard at work. We are all eagerly waiting the arrival of The Wraith's
exhibit of Hell's Pit. We got a couple interviews lined uped, Rumor has it that the next interview
that will be conducted by Hodge will be with me. Who knows though.Im outta here for now though.
Love Ya'll... MMFCL!
P.S: Beware of Possessed Cats......
Aug 5th 2004
HEY I'm here to solidify my fallopian. Let me eradicate my ambiguities, as well as circumvent my stimulants. Oh my bad im sorry
not circumvent, I ment circumcise. Anyways we got some new flavor up in the store. And a few things went on recently.
First off Donn Dymond, The Rude Boy, Clown E Love, Breed all were hanging out all this past weekend. They went to the famed "rainbow room" witch is like a mafia don style place, sorta like the restraunt in casino. They did that friday night as well as hit up a "MINI KISS" show. This is a coverband
for kiss , but there midgets.
On Saturday they all did the instore that was in L.A. and ended up being on Crenshaw blvd. Super hard core ghetto witch is the ideal internment for Clown e Love, Rude Boy, Breed and Donn Dymond. The place had a barber shop next door and apparently at one point RED MAN ran out of his white escalade into the shop, and some one yelled out, hey method man! Messing it all up. He was like , No RED MAN! and ran in the barber shop. Later that night the m500 crew mobbed up to the Universal studios City walk and saw some movie stars as well as did some partying. Good times, im sure Donn Dymond, or Clown E Love will update about it soon.
Also our homie Kae was at the ABK instore last night, and got to hang out with Matt Davis and ABK for a bit. More on that, including pix soon from kae.
We have added a few items to the m500 store. The ABK cd, the ICP TRUCKER HAT, and the WRAITH CD HOLDER. We will soon be adding the "in living color" season 1 box set when they come instock as well as Tan Great Milenko Visors.
Ok woo woo, big ups and props go to Clown E Love, Mike Hodge, and Kae Lo for holding it down at the immortal m500. Hodge has been interviewing everyone like crazy latly, he is so focused. He told me some of the people he will be interviewing next are : Shaggy 2 Dope, Rakwon, Snoop Dog, Ski Lo, Marla Gibbs, and Kurt Kobain.
August 3rd 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
Real quick message from the M500 and myself....JUGGALOS...dont let THIS happen to you. Thank you!
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GlenBurnie MD 07/30/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH THE R.O.C....(click here)
I was recently fortunate enough to interview a Detroit
horror-rap originator. That's right, THE Muthafuckin
R.O.C.! If you frequent this site, than the chances
are you're more than upto date on THE R.O.C..
However, if you're not familiar with this Detroit rap
icon...lemme school you real quick. THE R.O.C. aka
SOL46 has been spitting wicked lyrics since around
1990 when he and EVOL combined for an album(with some
production from ESHAM). Shortly after that project
THE R.O.C. linked up with longtime friends- TWIZTID,
LAVEL, KILL JOY, ABK, and others to form the KRAZY
KLAN(og version). That shit was more for fun than
anything else. TWIZTID and THE R.O.C. decided to do
some songs together as a trio.
The black magic was
obvious and the 3 decided to name the group the HOUSE
OF KRAZEES. The music they made together was like
nothing anyone had ever heard before. This shit was
extremely dark and wicked! Through the years the
H.O.K. gained a cult following throughout all of
Detroit and MI. The original H.O.K. released a
handful of albums in about as many years. The third
album "Season Of The Pumpkin" will forever be
considered a classic and a pionering album in growing
Horror music genre.
Although MR. BONES(JAMIE MADROX)
and THE R.O.C. released solo albums during the HOK
era, nobody expected the HOUSE OF KRAZEES to ever come
to an end. But shortly after the H.O.K. released a
"Best Of" type album in 97, the original group parted
ways. MADROX & MONOXIDE formed TWIZTID and signed to
Psychopathic Records. THE R.O.C. made a H.O.K.
spinoff album called THE HOWSE. Shortly after the
release of THE HOWSE, THE R.O.C. linked up with
longtime friend SKRAPZ and formed a new 2 man version
of the HOUSE OF KRAZEES. For whaterver reason THE
R.O.C. & SKRAPZ decided to change the groups name to
HALFBREED. HALFBREED released a series of impressive
albums before adding detroit rapper FREEZE(and
occasionally Y.U.G.) to the lineup and once again
switched the groups name to LEVEL JUMPERS. However,
the LEVEL JUMPERS were no longer on that wicked vibe.
Just hip hop.
Somewhere during all the recordings of
the LEVEL JUMPERS albums, THE R.O.C. found the time to
drop a new solo EP titled "WORMHOLES". This album
seemed to be heading back in the direction of THE
R.O.C's more wicked roots. And surely enough, THE
R.O.C. and TWIZTID eventually patched things up and
started recording music and touring together again in
2003. Okay, now you know the basics about this
Detroit Icon. Check out the interview below for an
indepth look at THE R.O.C's past, present and future
efforts.(click here)
July 29, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Cameras, All Access Gathering Passes, Condoms. They all fxcking Disappeared! Yea yea, I got
much critism for fxcking the dogg on this one. I've been to the gatherings before, but this
was the first year I attended as a Donn from Milenko 500. Then who ended up gettin drunk around
naked juggalettes, acting the fool, then losing 7 cameras? Tis' I Who rapied the cat!
I had the chance to meet many of you, others of you I pulled off my true undying talent of being
"M.I.A". Jugalinko, Clown E and myself enjoyed our nights speaking to beautiful juggalettes, as
well as smoking on hay stacks. Yes It's True. Many people have IM'd me asking what was my highlight.
Definiately ICP's set with the huge blinking lights, and the Rydas, but my heart with to
Bone Thugs ~n~ Harmony. From I was just a bottle drinking Ninjas, I've been listening to
them thugs. Ohio Ninjas and myself enjoyed their presence at the gathering.
What's next on tap for M500 now that the gathering is over? Rumors and Speculations have
spoken about a certain Big Ass Halloween Party.... ABK instore for the Cali Juggalos....
The ever deadly Hell's Pit. Who knows though. After the gathering, Jugalinko and Clown E agreed
that after certain actions I took at the gathering. I needed Religion in my life. What better
way to start (check the pic).
The other night LCJ Donn "Bugley" came down to the 'dena for a little rest, relaxation, and
education. We here at Milenko 500 realize that reading is essential in everyone's lives. Bugley
and myself decided to take a photo of ourselves reading our favorite novels. Now, not everyone
will be as enthused about books as I am, and it shows.
Now we all laughed and giggled when Michael Jackson was arrested. We all laughed and giggled
when Clown E lost his shorts and boxers in the Mosh Pit at the Wonka Tour. This one bit of
info that hit me really hit home. My homie A squared (Anthony Anderson) was been arrested for
charges of rape. Him, along with another guy, are said to have sexually assault a 25 year old
woman in a trailor on set. Me and A squared go way back and I would hate to see him catch
a rap for this. If OJ can walk, FREE ANTHONY ANDERSON!
Couple things before I jam outta here. Techalo from the Tech N9ne M80 Team
hooked it up with this 411 on our homie Tech N9ne.
Tech N9ne Experience DVD!: I've mentioned this and posted pics of it before, but this is just a reminder to everybody. This Tuesday, July 27th, along with ABK's new CD, Tech N9ne has a DVD that will hit store shelves nationwide! It's called the Tech N9ne Experience, and is basically a documentary about Tech, and how he got to where he is today. Here's a link to preorder it:
Preorder "The Tech N9ne Experience" for $13.99 @ BestBuy.com
Also, Dont forgot the Breed Instore this Saturday. In attendance will be Psychopathic Great, RUDEBOY,
as well as M500 Donns, Donn Dymond and Clown E Love. Look Below at Clown E Loves Update for details.
I'll see you at ninjas and especially ninjettes at the ABK instore on August 4th. Love ya'll
MMMFCL! Woo Woo!
July 27th 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
ATTN CALI NINJAZ THIS JUST IN!!!
UMZ Presents
BREED
This Sat.July 31,2004 Live In-Store(Autographs) 1pm -3pm
Tons of free stuff!!(Tshirts,Hats,Posters,CD`s)
Location:Visjon Records
4323 Crenshaw Blvd.
LA,CA 90008
HUGE TOUR NEWS
Breed along with Esham will be on tour with ODB starting on Aug 24,2004 in Clevland,Oh at Peabodys Nightclub...Check back for more Dates!!
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GlenBurnie MD 07/27/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH KILLAH PRIEST...(click here)
I was recently able to get an exclusive interview with
WU-TANG Family member KILLAH PRIEST! I’ve been a huge
fan of PRIEST’S since he first exploded onto the hip
hop scene on the track B.I.B.L.E. for GZA’s Liquid
Swords album. After that he laid low for a few years
studying Religion and history to gain more wisdom for
his lyrics.
Then in 1998 KILLAH PRIEST released his
debut solo album titled HEAVY MENTAL, which took the
music industry by storm! It was instantly considered a
WU-TANG classic (IMO it’s the best WU Fam solo to
date) and came in at #24 on the pop charts. Since then
he’s released 3 more incredible solo albums and has
been a part of numerous rap groups and collaboration
tracks.
KILLAH PRIEST has recently been attracting a
whole new wave of fans following his impressive “live”
performances at PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS- Gathering Of The
Juggalos, and a number of recent shows with
CAPPADONNA, GZA, and MASTAKILLA. For all those PRIEST
fans wanting to know more about his past
accomplishments and also what’s in store for KILLAH
PRIEST, just sit back relax as I take you on a journey
through the mind of one of raps most ingenious
lyricists. (click here)
July 24th 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
We BACK Juggalos!
Well this years Gathering has come and gone. And it looks like i'm gonna be the first ninja fully
recovered and able to update about this years Gathering. First off, i think all of us who went
want to extend Psychopathic Records a huge Thank You
for once again putting on an event like no other. Theres just NOTHING that compares to a Gathering. Its
like a fuckin woodstock for juggalos each year and it keeps gettin better and fresher. Now i'll admit
i had my doubts about the whole outdoors thing....but slap me fuckin silly i'll be damned if i wasnt
wrong about that. This years gathering will go down for me personally as one of best experiences of
my life....that and jitting. Ok on to my review of this years Gathering...
Gathering of the Juggalos Review as done by Mr E Love
Ok first off i should mention, this will probably be the only Gathering update seeing as on the way
back, Kae-Lo managed to lose all our cameras except mine cuz i just plain dont trust that nigga and
kept my cameras on me. We all separated at the gathering to get ALL the flavor and now all their hard
works gone thanks to kae.....way to go Kae. Ass.
Well the gathering for me started when i landed in Detroit and met up with my cuz Ry Ry. It'd been a good minute
since i seen that ninja so it was dope to go chill and relax before the actual gathering. Roy of Sota F/x
was also there for the Gathering and he asked me if i could help film some of the events and concerts.
So of course i said "how much does it pay!?" We hammered out all the details and then we got ready to
take off for Ohio towards the Gathering
First Day: Arrival
We all got there early thursday morning. We made sure we all had our guides and cameras. Plus our
ghetto style walkie talkies that only had a 10 foot radius. WTF!?! Anyway i told my crew i was
rolling wit RoyBot and they were all str8 with that. SKS did cry a little but that was it. Now if
you werent here last year and u missed this year again let me explain how everything gets started.
First off nothing really goes down on that first thursday. Everyones still arriving and getting settled
in so your not gonna miss any of the real flavor. Friday is the first full official day to do and see shit.
That day i mostly just walked around and chilled with my cousin. So many juggalos kept arriving all day
long. I saw our neighbor from the North Snowwy Nizzos from Canadianjuggalo.com when he arrived....he offered
to trade my all access pass for his special edition, still sealed Bizzar Bizaar Sampler from 2000. Oh man
i needed that laugh. Thanks Snowwy! Now the fresh part about the outdoors thing is that the place is HUGE
so at any given time a Psychopathic artist might come zooming past you in one of those jiggy golf carts that are used to
get around the campgrounds.
What You Got On My PiZZa Foo!?
The setup was pretty much like this. Certain roads lead to all the campgrounds..while others lead you
to the food and concert area. Theres a pic of me and Ry Ry chillin in the concert area and if you
notice theres still grass in that area.....psssshhh not come sunday night....the place was nothing
but faygo soaked dirt and mud...but i digress. The food court or whatever was pretty fresh. your basic
carnie type foods like hot dogs, philly cheeseteaks, pizza and of course hamburgers. At any time
day or night u could get you something to eat. Off further down the food court path you end up towards the
beach of LAKE LOTUS. Where on Saturday night i would witness the event that is Burning Man. Now i'd never seen
a man burn in real life before. I could probably say most of you havent either....but if you have...you're
probably a terrorist...anyway.....this man was going for the world record for being on fire. Let me say first
that he did indeed break the record....damned if i know what it is....but he did. But man it was weird
as hell to see this ninja willingly set himself on fire then dance and run around for however long it
was. There was madd ninjas lined up along the beaches of LAKE LOTUS cheering him on...some just wanted
him to burn (terrorists) but in any case once he had the record, he quickly jumped in the lake only
to have his leg bitten off by a fresh water crocodile!! (ok that last part i made up)
Psychopathic Concerts and What Not
Before i get into the concerts there was a huge surprise during the opening ceramonies with every single
Psychopathic artist on stage and they all did their part to welcome the mystery guest....BONE THUGS N HARMONY.
Thats right...the ninjas from nearby Cleveland showed up and showed the juggalos love and did one of the
most devastating sets i'd ever seen. Everyone was talkin about that shit the next day. Much props to them kids.
My schedule was pretty much like this. I'd wake up semi early...go fuck around for a bit, then go
film some of the events like autograph siginings, seminars, Talent Shows, etc. Then at night
film all the concerts right from on stage. If any of you ninjas were near the front for any of
the concerts you probably saw me on left side of the stage lookin thru my camera like a porn director.
All the concerts were the sht with the exception of a few. I missed DJ Swamp cuz frankly i dont
even remember...probably getting high somewhere. Oh shit before i forget big what up to Ry Ry, Jessie,
and her friend Alicia who was nice enough to chill with me during her off hours at the convenience
store. Ok where was i...ok ya missed DJ Swamp, i didnt see Kurupt but i was backstage and the amount
of shit being thrown was UNREAL. He deserved it tho. You dont tell the juggalos what to do
at the fuckin Gathering....shit he jes didnt realize exactly where he was.....WHICH brings me to
ODB....i gotta say he was ok.....he fucked up quite a few times tho trying to rep his new label
and what not...but realized where he was and started jockin the juggalos....which is fine by me.
The rest of the performances were the shit.
Tech N9ne showed so much love to all the Los and Lettes
and so did V-Ice. GO NINJA GO NINJA GO! All the Psychopathic sets were the shit of course, specifically
the ABK set. Man that shit was hype....complete with actual Indians on stage....i wont reveal
the identity of the chief but his initials are "R"...."Y"......."R"....."Y"...The Lotus set
was the shit....you dont know the power of the juggalos till you've heard 8000 strong
juggalos school the fuck outa "Ka-Boom"....man that shit was ill. Now i dont know if many know this
but the mystery seminar was none other than the Rydas...and it wasnt a seminar..it was a mini
concert. So if you were wondering WHERE THE FUCK THE RYDAS AT?!!? well then u missed it ninja.(terrorist).
The ICP set was the conclusion to 3 straight days of freshness. It started out with Deadbody man
and everyone on stage was dressed like a zomibe jes stumbling around when its reveal two of those
zomibes were none other than Violent J and Shaggy......freshness i tell ya. Soooo much faygo
was thrown that night. They did a lot of old skool songs but not one from Hells Pit. I think
i saw Jugalinko & Scottie D of FLH crowd surfing to Lets go all the way....dont know what
THAT was all bout.
Actin Da Fool at Club Chaos and in the Fuckin Pitch Black Forest
Ok so thats all the official flavor, but to me the highlights were after all the concerts were
done when it was me and my cuz chilling walking around in the pitch black forest walking
from campsite to campsite getting high and drunk. Im from the city so i dont get to spend
too much time in forests so to me it was a trip to all of sudden be in the middle of fuckin
no where jes chillin with madd juggalos. You could hear random juggalo parties goin on from
campsite to campsite and everyone was jes partying and having a good time. At one point
we were all chillin at Ry Ry's campsite and Jumpsteady rolled up outa nowhere and jes bs'd with us
for a good minute. It was that type of atmosphere. Just clown love all around! So fresh!
Wrap Up & Shout Outs
Well thats about all i can remember juggalos. I hope all of you that didnt make it this year
will make it next year. Word is theres gonna be TWO, one on the West Coast and one on th East
so hopefully that way more ninjas will be able to get to one no matter what. I had a blast
this year and i know my whole crew did too. Shout out to Roybot the camera wizard, Ry Ry
ur my bro and cuz homie, Jessie you schooled that indian girl on stage, Alicia that pizza
was amazing wasnt it lol, and ALL the juggalos i met up with that gave props to Milenko500
MMFCL ninjaz! Im out like what BABY WHUT!?!?
July 21st 2004
Check Below for the Myzery Interview
The Entire Milenko500 Crew is Back from the Gathering of the Juggalos. It was a long week, but we all had the time of our lives. Look for lots of news and flavor in the upcoming days from the gathering. Including pics like this one i took of m500s Super Baller Clown E Love and Roy Sota onstage just Seconds before Blaze and Anybody Killa hit the stage for there Live Show. Hey be sure to pick up ABK's Dirty History in the m500 store!
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GlenBurnie MD 07/20/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH MYZERY PART 2...(CLICK HERE)
July 8th 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
GATHERINGS HERE BITCHES
Wow already!?!? This year is just flying by juggalos! Whats up!? Mr. E Love here for my last update
before our entire M500 crew (minus that faggot D6) will be mobbing over to the Gathering 2004. Its
gonna be the shit to chill with madd juggalos again. Once again look for Jugalinko to be glued to
the Merch booth, Kae-Lo will be sittin on the bench at the basketball court waiting to get in
a game, Hodge, well who knows what that crazy nut will be doing...he always seems to disappear
shortly after we meet up....Don Dymond will no doubt be water skiing and doing all kinds of
ill stunts and tricks, SKS will be walking around offering to paint people's faces..WTF!?!...while myself i'll be setting up my own Juggalette Kissing Booth to raise money
for an XBOX i've had my eye on....WHAT? OK lets get on to some nizzews...
Rudeboys Final JCW Match!
*Cry* Say it isnt SO Rudy. This is the part where "It's so hard to say Goodbye" by
Boyz II Men starts playing in the backround. Yes juggalos it appears the KING
of Hardcore is hanging up his wrestling tights and putting away his tacks
and staple guns for good. This year..at the Gathering of the Juggalos, Hardcore Champ Rudeboy
will be having his final JCW Match. So if you miss the Gathering this year your just
going to have to wait for JCW Vol 4 to come out (Pure Speculation) to see
probably the match of his career. If you ARE going...make sure you DO NOT
miss the JCW matches cuz trust me you're gonna be kicking yourself if you
ass yourself out of Rudeboys LAST JCW Match. Give em hell Rudy!!Wooooooo!
Tech N9ne in Murder Dog Magazine
I jes peeped this fresh news off FLH with a devastating link to a Tech N9ne Murder Dog interview
thats really delves into why he does what he does and its the SHIT. Long too
cuz you know that ninja has got alot to say. I cant express enough how dope
it is that all that business stuff with Psy got cleared up and how he
will be at this years Gathering. Also make sure you pick up Murder Dog Magazine
cuz Tech's not only in the issue but on COVER as well! Another collector's
issue to snatch up. Come on Murder...put ICP on their ONE MORE TIME. LoL..click
Tech's pic for the link.
Well thats about it from me for now. We're all Gathering bound now. Every ninja
out there have a safe trip to and from...and seriously look out for your homies
cuz we want everyone to be there again next year muhfuckers!! MMFCL ninjaz
im out like what...BABY WHUT!?!
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GlenBurnie MD 07/08/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH RAP ARTIST NUMSKULL OF THE PLATINUM GROUP "THE
LUNIZ"...CLICK HERE
Before you check out the interview lemme rewind the
clock to the year 1995. Actually lemme take it back
to 94 when DRU DOWN released his classic album
"Explicit Game". That album was a hit from start to
finish. But more importantly the album prepared the
rap scene for for 2 new rappers named NUMSKULL &
YUKMOUTH who were known as THE LUNIZ. It was the
first time they'd appeared on anything and thier
collab track ended up being the standout song on the
cd. About a year later THE LUNIZ dropped thier first
album "OPERATION STACKOLA". Almost as soon as it was
released the hits "I GOT 5 ON IT" and "PLAYA HATA"
were saturating hip hop radio stations all over.
The
album ended up going platinum very soon afterwards!
This led to some extensive touring with the likes of
NOTORIOUS B.I.G. and JODECI. These tours in the U.S.
and overseas would take up the better part of 2 years.
As 1997 rolled in so did the anticipation of THE
LUNIZ 2nd album "LUNITIK MUZIK" which remains one of
the most memorable rap albums released in the 90's.
The album was a big success with the fans and went
gold in record sales.
Besides featuring a ton of
collabs with such big name artists as- REDMAN,
EIGHTBALL & MJG, TOO $HORT, E-40, and more...the album
really showcased THE LUNIZ lyrical talents. In the
years that followed both members of THE LUNIZ have
stayed extremely busy with solo projects(including
YUKMOUTH's GOLD debut album), various group projects,
and recording more material for thier 3rd and beyond
LUNIZ albums. Okay, now that I've caught you up to
date on things. Lets find out exactly what's going on
in the life of a LUNIZ member- NUMSKULL. Enjoy!
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GlenBurnie MD 07/06/04
TONS OF MYZERY
NEWS...
I just talked to my homie MYZERY and he's got a ton of
news for everybody. First things first. His new
album was gonna be titled "Confessions", but thanks to
an album title by Usher, they're changing the title.
The album will now be called "LOVE OR HATE". They're
in the studio putting the final touches on the album
this week. Okay, now for all the MYZERY fans who
purchase his "PARA LA ISLA" & "BAD INFLUENCE" cds from
us and want his previous albums as well...check this
out. MYZERY is Re-releasing his albums- "4 FACES(with
2 bonus tracks)", "THE RED EYE(with new cover art)",
and "D.P. INC(with 2 new tracks)". It's gets better!
MYZERY is also gonna be releasing a new album called
"D.P. INC 2- MYZERY CLASSICS". This album will
feature Unreleased songs from back in the day as well
as a few "live" tracks from thier touring days with
PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS. These albums will all be
dropping ASAP. I'll keep you posted on exact release
dates. Also, within the next week I'll be conducting
another in-depth interview with MYZERY covering all
sorts of topics. It's coming!
VAMPIRO SUFFERS A
CRUCIAL INJURY...
Our Juggassociate and former JCW Champion- VAMPIRO
recently sustained a brutal leg injury during a Main
Event Cage Match from the Arena Coliseo. The match
was VAMPIRO vs. Pierroth Jr. vs. Tarzan Boy vs.
Shocker vs. Perro Aguayo Jr. vs. Negro Casas in a
steel cage. The stipulation was that the last man in
the cage had to get his head shaved and of course VAMP
wasn't gonna get made into a bald headed chump. The
cage match was outta control and bodies were being
smashed and thrown into the cage at every angle. At
around the 13 minute mark VAMPIRO collided with an
opponent and they both landed funny on VAMP's leg
breaking it instantly! Of course VAMPIRO is a warrior
so he continued the match with a broke leg and managed
to exit the cage first. However, VAMPIRO's injury is
very severe and he will miss over 3 months of ring
time. We here at M500 wish VAMPIRO a speedy
recovery.
AN OLD MARZ SONG BEING
USED IN THE NEW CATWOMAN COMMERCIAL...
Our former DARK LOTUS member has been making all kinds
of waves lately. Not only is his new "TGZ NATION, THE
MIXTAPE" album incredible, but the new CATWOMAN
commercial is using his "STEAL MY SHINE" song as well!
It's an older track from his first solo album LUNG FU
MO SHE. Of course the song had to be heavily edited,
lol. If you have the cd than you know what I'm
talking about. Thiers a few versions of the CATWOMAN
trailers, so you'll have to be on the lookout. I
talked to MARZ yesterday and he said that the company
that edited the track for the movie is also interested
in using more MARZ tracks in upcoming motion pictures
as well. This is a good break for him and he deserves
it!
AN UPCOMING MAD MAN
PONDO MATCH...
Our GOTJ Wrestling School Instructor and JCW Mainstay-
MAD MAN PONDO is a featured particapant at this years
CZW "Ultra Violent Tournament of Death". If this shit
is anything like the 2 previous tournaments, than all
hell is gonna break loose. Those CZW boys just don't
give a fuck about anything. And we all know how
buckwild PONDO is gonna get. This gaurantees to be
the most brutal bloodbath of the year! This event
will take place on July 24th at the Breakaway Tavern
in Delaware. Doors open at 2pm. For more info on tix
or directions just hit up www.czwwrestling.com .
A NEW COLLABORATION SONG
FEATURING MARZ AND GHOSTFLEET...
MARZ and the group GHOSTFLEET recently linked up to do
a Lethal Collaboration song called "WORLD DOMINATION"
that'll be featured on GHOSTFLEET's upcoming
Conspiracy Theory album. To peep that track plus a
few others off of the album just hit up
www.ghostfleetmusic.com .
AN UPCOMING INTERVIEW
WITH THE RAP GROUP THE LUNIZ...
That name probobally sounds familiar to you huh? Does
the song "I GOT 5 ON IT" ring a bell? Hell yeah it
does! Those boys put out one of the most memorable
rap albums of the 90's when the LUNIZ dropped
"Operation Stackola". Since then both members-
YUKMOUTH & NUMSKULL have been very busy with other
group efforts, solo projects, and an occasion LUNIZ
album. To find out exactly what's going on with
NUMSKULL of the LUNIZ just check back soon for the
full interview! Well, that's all for now ninjas.
Until next time, Peace and MCL!!!
July 2nd 2004 Heart of the USA EMAIL ME
HAPPY 4th Of July BITCHES!
Whats up my fellow juggalo Americans!?!?! And what up to all the juggalos worldwide!?! Yes this is
the D.C. Don Mega, the ambassador of America, Uncle Sam. No not that one Uncle that touched you
in your basement when you were 12. THats a different Uncle. I'm on here on Milenko500 to just
wish everybody out there a safe 4th of July. I personlly will be attending the official
M500 staff BBQ and im bringing some hoes with me. With any luck neither Clown E Love or Donn Dymond
will steal my bitches this year. Last year i found one of my hoes giving her "Lap Dance of Freedom
and full Release" special to Clown E in Jugalinko's guest house. WTF!?
Brief Serious Part..
Well I don't have to say now more than ever we need to ban together. I know this is the last
place where you'd expect to be preached too. But I must speak my peace. Regardless if your
for war or against it. We all have families and friends that are affected by lost loved ones
so this 4th, besides the non stop partying and drinking (Kae Lo) take a moment to reflect on
your freedom thats provided by our troops over seas. Ya we can point fingers, Blame Bush,
blah blah etc etc, but the fact remains there are people willingly putting their lives
at risk to secure our freedom. Only in AMERICA BABY! (yes i stole that from Don King...WHUT?)
Ok Serious Part Over
NOW GO HAVE SOME FUN BITCHES!!! HAPPY 4th from the crew here at MILENKO 500!!
PEEP MY PATRIOTIC PUSSY PATROL!! (my own "Secret Service")
June 28, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
E3 2004! Anything Can Happen When Kae Invades...
Juggalos.. Gamers.. Media.. Shit Talkers..... Everyone unites for this one week out of the
year, here in beautiful Los Angeles California. The Electronics Entertainment Exposition
attracts all of those mentioned above, from all over the world. Everyone crams into the Los
Angeles Convention Center to see the latest electronic systems, as well as the games that are
out, will be out, or are still in process of being created. Thousands of games are on display
for gamers to play and enjoy.
Now, this year was no different that last years, but when you throw Juggalos in the Mix. The
atmoshpere changes. May 11th, The infamous
Changoland Crew and myself met up to start this week
of gaming. That Tuesday was the Media briefing for Nintendo. International Media, Local Media, and ourselves
were in attendance. I'm not a very big fan of Nintendo and their presentation wasn't too appealing.
I gotta give props where props are due. Nintendo dazzled the crowd with the unveiling of the New
handheld system, the "DS". This handheld is more advanced that anything else on the market. The
DS is a dual skreen, touch screen, and capabilities of a cell fone like Text Messaging and Wireless webbing.
In Chango's words, "It was good, but not a WOW."
That Wednesday, May 12th, began the actual opening of exhibition halls. Many of you know my
cousin/bodyguard "Sean Paul", D. We cruised into the Convention center a little before 10. First 
thing we hear is, WHUDDDUP NINJA! It was this one ninja from Canada, Jacob, and his homie. We talked
for a bit and the doors opened up. Before D or myself checked out the Exhibition halls. We mobbed
upstairs to the Media Hospitality Suite, and I took my position behind my desk like a champ!
Various workers approached and acknowledged me for all my hard work on Milenko 500, as well
as for my stupidity behind my desk that wasn't really mine. Shortly after we left the suite to
the exhibit halls where we see internation superstar himself, Gary Coleman. The brutha looked
liked he came straight outta a Resident Evil Movie. Right behind him was the Exhibit halls where 
many game industries set up their best presentation and work their magic to impress the E3 audience.
Nintendo, Eidos, Sony, Microsoft, Konomi, and Activision were some of the huge names with displays.
After last years awesome exhibit of actual Backyard Wrestling with a full size wrestling ring, Eidos
Booth the first stop on my E3 adventure. Although there was no ring set up this year, the booth
was no less entertaining. Eidos had the New Backyard Wrestling 2 "There Goes the Neighborhood" for play.
The also had suprise guest Tara Patrick signing autographs. Back to Eidos Later on. We continued
to explore the halls, and we came across Stan Lee signing autographs. Stan Lee is the creator or many
comics such as the Hulk. At lunch time, My Homie Nvision wasnt entertained so he decided to take a
table cloth and entertain himself. Never leave around things you dont want damaged. We continued to walk and took pictures with the beautiful ladies of
E3. The day came slowly to an end. We decided to hit up them Media Only parties. Free Drinks, No ID
checks!!!
Ever go to sleep on Christmas Eve with the excitement of knowing Santa is coming in a couple of
hours?! (Yea I still believe in Santa! SO THE FXCK WHAT).
Following the Wednesday, Juggalos knew who would be there at the Eidos booth at 2:00 pm that Thursday.
Backyard Wrestling's Biggest stars were scheduled to sign autographs, that being no other than
Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J himself, Insane Clown Posse. Now the rest of the day went as the day before,
with the exception that none of us wanted to do shit until we met up with ICP. I cant deny that I
enjoyed watching Girls of... well I forgot where they came from, Dance. After that we went to Media Lunch,
and then shortly after went to go line up to see ICP. Kevin Gill, from Eidos, was roaming around at this time,
and we knew the time rolled around when we saw, M500 Superstar Ry Ry 2 Slow walkin the area. A little
after ICP came out. I got what I wanted signed by the clowns, then proceeded to catch up with Ry Ry.
I asked him if he was playing Body Guard, and he responded, "Man I do it all!. (Ry Ry was the Artist
Manager for the Dark Lotus Tour) It was Ry Ry's first E3 Experience. Shortly after I met up with 
Kevin Gill. As I mentioned in a previous post, Kev is responsible for the Backyard Wrestling Games.
He developed the concept for the original Backyard Wrestling: Dont Try This at Home Game. There
is a significant change in the 2nd BYW Game. Graphics hit a new high, and the game all around
is promised to be just as devistating if not more. Kev informed me that he wil be attending the 2004 Gathering of
the Juggalos. There is no word on whether BYW 2 will be on display there, but hes out to party. If
you see him around, Make sure you give him props for all his hard work on the BYW games. Kev is
a hardcore Juggalo. He informed me that the Wrestling ring of last year could not be brought back
because E3 wouldn't allow it. Hes working on it for next year! Also Next Spring, Eidos will be
releasing a game called "25 to Life". If you love GTA, you'll love this game just as much,
if not more.We meet up with different ninjas after kicking it at Eidos' Booth. Props to Sean and Justin.
The third day is always the shortest, but the longest. After being there for three years, you've hit
every booth. Collected what free goodies they have, and moved on. Your hands hurt from three days of playing
games, so all that is left is final pictures. So thats what we did. We met up with our homie Guy
who was working at the Nintendo booth as a Activision representive for Shriek 2. There was no free lunch,
so after playing Mortal Kombat Deception for hours, we got up and left. Ive gotten overwhelming
questions asking if I saw the new Sony Handheld, the "PSP". The answer is yes and no. Yes I saw it, no
I couldn't play it. No one could. LAPD heavily guarded it as if it were the Pope. My rating on the PSP
from what I could see is, Nintendo DS will totally beat the Fxck Out of it. After the whole
E3 Week came to an end. I could no nothing more than simply pass out with all the other
gamers...
E3 is awesome. For those of you who get a chance, make sure you check it out one year. Remember
it is a trade only event, so it is not open to the public. Many ninjas made it over there, but found out
they needed passes to get it. To buy admission ranges from 300- 700 dollars. I wanna again thank
Kevin Gill for all his hook ups, 411 and allowing me to take a shxt load of pics. Props to Ry Ry, and a big
ass thanks to my homies at CHANGOLAND.com, Chango, Nvision, and all them. I'll be back again next year
May 18- 20th, 2005. WOO WOO! LOVE YA'LL MMFCL!
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GlenBurnie MD 06/25/04
CLICK HERE FOR A BRAND NEW EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW
WITH MARZ...
Alright, you by now I hope you’ve read my review
and
purchased MARZ's new TGZ NATION, The Mixtape
album.
With his new cd out it’s no surprise that I had
to get
another interview with the man himself. He needs
no
introduction, but just incase you can’t quite
remember
where you’ve heard the name MARZ, lemme refresh
your
memory on exactly who MARZ is. MARZ is an
accomplished rocker turned rapper who got his
first
big start in the famous Rock band MINISTRY back
in the
day. After years of working with MINISTRY and
producing for a number of musicians, MARZ decided
it
was time to do his own thing. He spent the next
few
years working on his first solo project LUNG FU
MO
SHE.
He released the album in 2000 on E-Magine
Entertainment. The album created a buzz
throughout
the music biz because MARZ managed to create a
new
Industrial/Hip Hop sound. That same year MARZ
landed
a spot on ICP’s Bizzar/Bizaar tour across the
country.
During that tour he bonded with ICP and
Psychopathic
Records. This led to a Dope collaboration track
with
ICP titled Fuck Them. A few short months later
VIOLENT J announced that the mystery member of
the
debut DARK LOTUS album would be non other than
MARZ.
The summer of 2001 rolled around and the
MARZ/Psychopathic Records affiliation seemed
bullet
proof. MARZ won many Juggalos over with his
amazing
performance during his set at the 2001 Gathering
of
the Juggalos. Not to mention the legions of new
MARZ
fans brought on by his ruthless verses on the
first
DARK LOTUS album. Then out of nowhere VIOLENT J
announced that MARZ was outta DARK LOTUS and his
Psychopathic Affiliation ended shortly
afterwards.
MARZ INTERVIEW PART 3 CLICK HERE
That didn’t halt MARZ stride though. He headed
straight back to the studio to begin work on his
2nd
solo album GORILLA PIMPIN. JOHNATHON DAVIS of
KORN
caught wind of the MARZ new album and signed him
to
Geffin Records. After many months of recording
and
touring all over the world with KORN, the
GORILLA
PIMPIN album was complete! Some sort of
creative
differences at Geffin Records stalled the release
date
of the album. It was later announced that MARZ
would
be leaving Geffin Records to release GORILLA
PIMPIN
on his own new Label RAW DAWG. The album was
released
and MARZ fans were extremely impressed with his
evolving rap sound. MARZ official site released
a
preview for the song Cutthroat featuring
JOHNATHON
DAVIS.
The song created a ton of website
traffic!
Even while promoting the new album and touring
here-and-there, MARZ continued to hit up the
studio
for his next solo release. It was announced that
MARZ
was gonna have somewhat of a Psychopathic Records
reunion tour with TWIZTID in 2003. MARZ was
psyched
as hell to hit the road with his homies TWIZTID
again.
Then, rumor had it that VIOLENT J put a stop to
MARZ’s spot on the GREEN BOOK tour just days
before
the first show. MARZ was obviously pissed, but
kept
his composure once again. Back to the studio.
From
then till now MARZ stayed busy recording songs
for his
upcoming TGZ NATION, The Mixtape album, and
doing
shows at various venues. He even hit up my
hometown
of Baltimore with former Psychopathic Records
artist
MYZERY back in Feb. After a few more months of
creating anticipation amongst his fans with
preview
songs, TGZ NATION- The Mixtape was finally
released
this June.
This time MARZ made a strictly Hip
Hop
album from beats he jacked from such artists as-
JAY-Z, NAS, PASTOR TROY, MR. CHEEKS, etc. Once
again
MARZ’s sound evolved into another classic cd
that’ll
keep your stereo’s working in overdrive all
summer
long. Alright, now that I’ve caught you up on
some of
MARZ accomplishments and his history in the music
biz,
go peep the fuckin interview already! Enjoy-
HODGE
June 24th 2004 EMAIL ME
Esham Sub Zero Concert
What up juggalos!?! 
Once again im on here spewing knowledge from the Fountain of Gush. Wow
that made absolutely NO SENSE. Kinky...but made no sense. First off lets get RIGHT to the news. The muhfuckin Godfather
of the Wicked Shit has an upcoming concert tomorrow (Friday 6/25) in Michigan so all you
east coast ninjalos should hit it up and show some Hatchet love!! Heres the info.
Esham performs live at Sub Zero, up in Flint, MI on June 25 this Friday!
Tickets are $20, call for more info 810.275.2008
Also the
Juggalo LockDown Section has been updated with the latest additions on Page 15
Just a brief update today. THE GATHERING is fast approaching ninjaz and I know we here at M500
look forward to meeting all those ninjaz we chat with online that we never get to see at shows
here locally. Hells Pit Aug. 27th BITCH! MMFCL! Im out like what...BABY WHAT?!?
June 22nd, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
What's going on JuGgalos. For myself and many of you, The summer Loafin has begun! Sunshine
and drinking has emensed for the next couple months. I DO have the M500 Exclusive
from E3. School and work has prevented me from schooling the update to the best of my ability.
In other words, Im sacrificing some days of loafin to provide ya'll with the freshness of the E3 atmosphere
as though you were there! Couple more days it shall be done, so check back soon!
A section of the update will be dedicated to the Eidos exhibit. For does of you, Eidos is
responsible for that awesome Backyard Wrestling game that has our favorite Dynamic Duo, ICP.
Kevin Gill, The Original Concept Designer, Senior Product Manager of Eidos, and the man in charge
of seeing this game through, hooked it up with a little interview as Insane Clown Posse were
signing autographs. The full info on what we talked about will be up on the update later on in the week.
The new Backyard Wrestling game will be released 09/15/2004. The game is titled "Backyard Wrestling 2: There Goes The Neighborhood."
Briefly, there are changes in this game compared to the first release. Kevin Gill informed me
that a new ICP Wrestling Match is on Gamespot. If you register you can download it, if you dont you can stream it to view it.
Check it out: Backyard Wrestling 2 Wrestling match with Insane Clown Posse
Word word. So thats about enough for my ramble. Big Update Coming SOON! So check back!
Take care Ninjas and of kourse Ninjettes! MMCL
June 21st 2004 SUMMER TIME!
Yo Yo Yo! Word em up Juggalos! I had a fantastic weekend i would like to show you some pix of.
Me and my Homie Mayfield, hit up a big time fishing trip. We each caught 2 big fish and threw back about
4 cat fish, and 3 crabs. All though Mayfield still has crabs. Anyways we did some heavy drinking, some chron smoking
and alot of "actin a fool" on the water. Anyways here are the pix below. Some pics are also from us playing at this arcarde in the city
where you can drink and play video games at the same time, FULL BAR cocktails and all. They even have a retro room for all the old school games like, Pac man, out run, off road, galga, tron, spy hunter, tmnt, bubble bobble, joust, and x men. Dope, here we go agin thanx for viewing m500 vacation slides.
We have added alot of stuff to the store. Kottonmouth Kings Gear is here. We have got a few things now, and alot more to come.
KMK merch is in our SHIRTS SECTION as well as our JERSEYS SECTION and Misc. SECTON
Also check out cd's section for the news Marz cd as well as music from Lavel, Halfbreed, Mike E Clark, Level Jumpers, and the ROC.
email
GlenBurnie MD 06/18/04
MY REVIEW OF THE NEW
MARZ "TGZ NATION, MIX TAPE" ALBUM...
Damn, after all these months of anticipation...THE
WAIT IS OVER! Our original DARK LOTUS member- MARZ
has released yet another classic cd. However, this
shits gonna surprise a lot of fans who've grown used
to his previous sound. MARZ has completely flipped
the script with this album. No more industrial rock
mixed in with his new album. It's strictly hip hop
this time homies. A lot of you heard MARZ mention
this over the net in past months leading up to the
Mixtape release, and were a bit worried that his
unique style would be spoiled if he changed his
formula up. No worries! THIS CD IS INCREDIBLE! MARZ
proves that he's a worthy contender as a rocker or
rapper. Now, keep in mind that the album IS a MIXTAPE
album. What the fuck does that mean? It means it's
MARZ's brand new lyrics over a ton of familiar hip hop
beats. Choice beats to! If you're still confused of
what I'm talking about by MIXTAPE, it's like how the
PSYCHOPATHIC RYDAS spit new rhymes over famous rap
beats. But MARZ is still M-A-R-Z, he didn't go in
disguise or by a different rap name or anything. The
album features 13 tracks with no intro's, outro's,
interludes or filler. It's kinda cool to pop on a
familiar song, and just when you expect to hear JAY-Z,
NAS, MR. CHEEKS, PASTOR TROY, etc...BAM! MARZ catches
you off-gaurd with a new spin to your favorite rap
songs. He's not alone on this album either. He's
joined by fellow Tribe members- PACKMAN, and CHRISSY
on a few songs. Now incase your wondering what
happened to MARZ longtime partner in rhyme- CHAOS,
MARZ answers that question in the diss song "HOLLYWOOD
HOES". All the beats were choosen wisely and the
lyrics are so on point that it's fuckin lethal. If
you wanna customize your new "TGZ NATION, MIXTAPE"
album you can do so if you've signed up for the new
Members section at www.marzgorillaz.com . In the
members section you'll find 2 exclusive downloads that
were removed from the album, plus 3 skits that were
later pulled as well. So incase your a MARZ fan
who'se been anticipating this project or just miss him
from his past affiliations with MINISTRY, DARK LOTUS,
or KORN,...you'll deffinetely wanna pick up his new
"TGZ NATION, MIXTAPE" album. He puts his full efforts
into this album and it shows. Don't sleep on this one
killaz! Order yours now at www.marzgorillaz.com .
And check back soon for a new in-depth interview I'm
conducting with MARZ this weekend. Click here to pick up his cd in our store NOW.
AN UPCOMING MAD MAN
PONDO vs. ABDULAH THE BUTCHER MATCH...
Our JCW Hardcore Icon, and GOTJ Wrestling School
Instructor- MAD MAN PONDO has a huge match coming up
on 6/19. The match will be MAD MAN PONDO vs. ABDULAH
THE BUTCHER in a "Anything Goes" bout. Those 2
Hardcore fucks and that type of match gaurantees a
weapon filled bloodbath! These 2 have had some of the
most memorable hardcore matches in Japan over the last
few years. This is a rare U.S. appearence for ABDULAH
as well. The mayhem will take place at the 6/19 IWA
Midsouth show in Highland IN. Bring an umbrella!
AN UPCOMING ESHAM
CONCERT IN FLINT MI...
The GODFATHER of Acid Rap, and my favorite rapper of
all time- ESHAM will be rocking the mic on 6/25 at
Michigan's largest nightclub "Subzero". Anytime ESHAM
does a show it's a special occasion cause nowadays he
only does shows few and far between. Shit, he can
afford that luxury after 10+ years in the game ya
know. It's an 18 and over show and doors open at 9pm.
Ticket prices are $20. For directions hit up
www.subzeronightclub.com or call 810-736-5959. In
other ESHAM news, the killionaires over at
www.acidrap.com have made a special ESHAM/DOGG POUND
GANGSTAS fantasy remix song. Just hit up the Forrums
to DL it.
RECENT VAMPIRO RESULTS
FROM AROUND THE GLOBE...
My homie VAMPIRO is still busy bustin skulls over in
Mexico. Earlier this month VAMPIRO & Pierroth Jr.
took on Negro Casas & Shocker at the Arena Mexico in
the best match of the night. The match started off
quick and continued that way the whole way through.
Both teams scored tons of nearfalls and each man
connected with some of the most devastating high risk
Lucha moves imaginable! Our former JCW Champion
entered the ring last and was able to destroy Shocker
with a picture perfect chokeslam for the pinfall.
After the match VAMPIRO went off and gave an official
his "Nail in the Coffin" finisher just for the hell of
it. A few days later VAMPIRO was once again involved
in the Main Event at the Arena Mexico. The match was
VAMPIRO/Tarzan Boy/Universo Dos Mil vs. Blue
Panther/Rayo De Jalisco Jr./Shocker. Now with all six
men entering the ring over and over behind the refs
back, this shit got a lil outta control at times.
After a few mins of choas, the match gained a lil more
order as VAMPIRO and Shocker squared off with one
another. You shoulda seen the vicious spinning heel
kick VAMP leveled Shocker with. In the final moments
VAMP's team ended up countering some crafty double
team efforts by Shockers side and claimed the narrow
victory. Hopefully, we'll be seing our Juggassociate-
VAMPIRO tear up some bitches here in the U.S. for this
years GOTJ! Fingers crossed right. Well, that's all
for now ninjas. Until next time, peace and MCL!!!
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MYZERY, R.O.C., MIKE E.
CLARK, LAVEL, AND MANY MORE ALBUMS JUST ADDED TO THE
M500 STORE...
Sup ninjas. The M500 webstore just added several rare
albums to the inventory. For everyone who emails me
about getting MZYERY albums, we got em! Not only do
we have MYZERY's Psychopathic debut album "Para La
Isla- featuring ICP", but for the first time available
online we have MYZERY's controversial "Bad Influence"
album. This album even has a few songs which clear up
several MYZERY rumors like- the GOTJ fight with
TWIZTID, his departure in the RYDAS, Choko's rumors
and much more. That's just the tip of the ice burg!
Also new to the M500 store are 2 albums from ICP's
original Producer MIKE E. CLARK. We're also bringing
you THE R.O.C.'s last 3 projects. If your not
familiar who R.O.C.(aka SOL46) is, he was an original
member of TWIZTID's first group the HOUSE OF KRAZEES.
A detroit legend. You may have witnessed him on
TWIZTID's last tour or heard him on TWIZTID's 2003
Hallowicked or X-mas track. If you want to hear more
of THE R.O.C., we've got his last solo album
"Wormholes" for sale. We also have cds from his 2
latest group efforts- HALFBREED and LEVEL JUMPERS. It
gets even better killaz. We've also just added 3
LAVEL aka Mr. Realist cds as well. Yeah LAVEL was
ABK's old partner in his KRAZY KLAN group. You've
probobally also seen LAVEL on tours with TWIZTID and
BLAZE. His "Nutty" album features and amazing track
with ESHAM, MASTAMIND, and production by MIKE E. CLARK
and THE R.O.C. Also, for any ABK collectors out there
you might wanna snag LAVEL's "66 Realist" album. It
features ABK on 2 rare tracks. There you have it.
Good shit, but it'll go fast. Click here to check out the cd's.
MAD MAN PONDO AND SABU
TO APPEAR AT AN UPCOMING WRESTLING SHOW IN
NY...
Our Backyard wrestling homies and longtime
Juggassociates MAD MAN PONDO and SABU will both be
appearing on the 6/19 USA Pro Wrestling show in
Franklin Square NY. MAD MAN PONDO will be taking on
Louie Ramos in a Hardcore match! For those of you who
have seen PONDO "live" on a JCW tour or at the GOTJ,
than you already know how violent and bloody this
fucker will get. If you're not familiar with PONDO's
work just look at the cover of ICP's "Strangle Mania
2" cover. That should just about sum him up right
there. Also on the show will be former ECW and JCW
champion SABU! SABU will be taking on a member of the
Legendary Hart wrestling family- Teddy Hart. These
are 2 of the most suicidal risk takers out there.
This match should steal the show for sure. Also on
the card that night are wrestling stars- Raven, D-Lo
Brown, Justin Credible, Balls Mahoney, Chris Candido
and many more.
RECENT VAMPIRO RESULTS
FROM AROUND THE GLOBE...
Our former JCW Champion and International Juggalo
wrestling Superstar- VAMPIRO has been a very busy man
these days. A few weeks back he Main Evented in a 6
Man Tag match at the Arena Mexico. The match was
VAMPIRO/Tarzan Boy/Pierroth Jr vs. Shocker/Hijo Del
Lizmark/Negro Casas. This was your average Lucha
style 6 Man Tag match with all kinds of hot tags, high
spots, and ligtning quick manuevers. Towards the end
of the match VAMPIRO was tagged in and cleared house
on all opponents. A few moves later and VAMPIRO
claimed the victory over Shockers team with a picture
perfect "Nail in the Coffin" finisher. After the
match VAMPIRO challenged Shocker to a rematch for his
NWA Light Heavyweight Title. The follwing week VAMP
was involved in another big 6-Man Tag/Main Event bout.
The match was VAMPIRO/Tarzan Boy/Pierroth Jr. vs.
Shocker/Negro Casas/Perro Aguayo Jr. During the match
VAMP's partner Tarzan Boy hit Perro Jr. in the face
with the wooden ring entrance stairs. Perro was hurt
bad and had to be stretchered out of the arena. This
caught both teams a lil bit off gaurd. Pierroth Jr.
lost focus during the stair incident and ended up
getting caught up in a double team attack by Shocker
and Negro. A few moments later Shocker rolled up
Pierroth for the 3 count. Will Shocker still grant
VAMPIRO his rematch for the title? I'll keep ya
posted.
MAD MAN PONDO'S RECENT
IWA RESULTS...
Our GOTJ wrestling school instructor MAD MAN PONDO was
recently involved in an extremely bloody match with
fellow JCW star Corporal Robinson at IWA's big show
from Oolitic IN. The match was a special "No Rope
Barbed Wire" bout. These guys are 2 of the most
violent, ruthless, and hardcore wrestlers on the
independent scene today. This match was insane to say
the least! Both men bled all over the ring...and
outside the ring as well. Towards the end of the
match both men looked like shark attack victims. Shit
was crazy! MAD MAN PONDO ended up wearing down
Robinson just enough to squeek out a narrow pinfall.
What a bloodbath!
ESHAM'S RAREST
COLLABORATION HAS FINALLY SURFACED ON THE
NET...
The greatest ESHAM/NATAS/RLP fansite ever-
www.acidrap.com has finally tracked down the rarest
ESHAM collab ever. Remeber months back when I told
you killionaires about a ultra rare Preacher Man
Featuring ESHAM track called "Jesus". Well, the song
has now surfaced in the "Purgatory" forrum at
acidrap.com. Remember, I said it was a Rare
track...not a great track. In fact I think it's my
least favorite ESHAM track I've ever heard...and I
have all his albums, guest appearences, etc. I just
don't dig this song. Still, for all us ESHAM/NATAS
collectors out there it's still nice to finally be
able to DL this song. Well, that's about all for now
ninjas. Until next time, peace and MCL!!!
June 2nd, 2004 Los Angeles, CA
Lakers Fo Shizzle
Thats right the DOGG up on Milenko500. Yea yall know i was all up on the Amazing jeckel Bros. See
yall didnt think i was down but me and Joe Bruce used to play dice as kids at summer camp!
Well im up on here cuz it be that tyme of year again for the NBA Championships. My team,
the Lakers, are on their way to the Finals to hopefully win a 4th Title! What does
that have to do with ICP or Psychopathic? NOT A GOD DAMN THING FOO! But this is M500 up in
this piece and these fools just dont give a FUCK!
There is one thing though, WOOPTY WOOO D-TOWN up in the Finals too. Now being a Laker fan
and an ICP fan, im a little torn. It's like sleeping with your babysitter. The deed needs to be done
but afterwards you feel a little ackward about it when your parents get home and pay the bitch.
Yall know that ICP reps D-Town to the fullest
and im sure Detroit Rock City is all hyped to win a Championship.
LAKERS vs. PISTONS
However, they gotta deal
with the Lakers first and the Diesel (Shaq) is hungry for some more BLING. I cant say
that i blame him. I been a Laker mark for a while now and let me tell you this series
is going be the BOMB! Lot of history and BAD BLOOD between these two teams and I know
someones gonna get they ASS BEAT DOWN at some point. Rasheed got warrants! Gary Payton
robbed a liquor store near my house the other day. All kinds of THUG shit goin down.
Well im out this bitch! Finals start June 6th on ABC. Watch for me on t-vizzle cuz imma
be sportin my hatchetman charm sittin next to that bitch from the Black Eyed Peas...ya feel me! PEACE and MCL
May 21st, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Ok ya'll. Now what I've been up for the past couple weeks have been unreal. Thus,
if I want that Don Status, it's gotta be done. Starting from last week, the digi cam has been ringing
off shots all the way to til' this past Tuesday for the Dark Lotus tour here in Hollywood.
Insane Clown Posse Live at E3
First let me start by again sayin a Big WAZZZUP and a thank you to my homies at Changoland.com
for makin E3 a fun shxt-talkin, kaos raising event. Thank for the hook up ya'll. For the
three days for E3, I managed to escape with over 500 pictures, as well as over a 100 Pictures
of Insane Clown Posse. Media Passes are the Bomb Squad man. Big Props to Mr. Kevin Gill of Eidos for hook it up with perfect opportunities for photos
and giving Milenko 500 the Exclusive. Kevin Gill is the developer and designer for the Backyard
Wrestling video games. This year at E3, The demo of the new Backyard Wrestling 2: There Goes The Neighborhood
was on display and players/levels that were created were there for everyone to play. This
little portion of my update is just a teaser. I have sorting I need to get done and I shall
drop the big Electronics Entertainment Expo update. Couple more days ninjas!
Jessica Simpson, N.E.R.D., Outkast, Black Eyed Pea's, Janet Jackason
The Saturday following E3, Mr. E Love and myself ninjaed out way into Wango Tango.
For those of you who arent firmilar with this, its a big ass concert that a local radio
station puts on. The Rose Bowl here in Trashadena is filled to capacity with underagers and 6
dollar beers! Whats worst than having two ninjas who dont belong at an event like this? ANSWER:
Two ninjas who dont belong at an event like that with backstage passes. Tee hee hee. Awesome
Eh? Groups such as Black Eye Peas, N.E.R.D, and Outkast performed. Acts such as M500 Personal
favorite, Hilary Duff, Janet Wackson (She had a bull shxt performence that sucked), Jugalinkos
favorite Rapper Nick Cannon, and Enrique Iglesias performed as well.
Dark Lotus at HOUSE OF BLUES on the SUNSET STRIP in HOLLYWOOD
Wango Tango was cool but compared to Dark Lotus on Tuesday, it was shxt! Now I dont know how much
ninjas managed to get their cameras in, but yours truely got his digi cam in. All pictures below
were taken in super stealth ninja mode. Big ass banana security threw out anyone they caught taking pictures.
Psychopathic Events are a great time to see all our old and new friends as well as act the fool.
Roy, Clown E Love, my security D, and myself hung out all night. We managed to make it inside
for Layzie Bone who put on a fxckin awesome show mixing up old Bone Thugs songs with some of his new
flavor. Shortly after, Dark Lotus put it down in the jam packed House of Blues. Much
Props to M500 great Ry Ry 2 Slow for all this hard work on this tour.
Now. This was just post 1 of 2. The next post in a couple days will be the exlusive M500
Media Report from E3. Again thank you to my homies at Changoland for everything. For now,
thats all i have. Take care everyone. C you in a couple days! MMFCL!
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GlenBurnie MD 05/20/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH RAPPER KOOL KEITH AKA REVERAND TOM...(CLICK HERE)
I was recently fortunate enough to conduct an
exclusive interview with abstract-rap originator KOOL
KEITH aka- DR. OCTAGON, DR. DOOOM, BLACK ELVIS,
SPANKMASTER, MR. GERBIK, and a list of other alter
ego's. However, with KEITH's newest project he once
again alters the tempo of the rap scene by changing
his name to REVERAND TOM and joining up with 3 other
dark and mysterious rappers to create THEE UNDATAKERZ!
For most people reading this, it's safe to assume that
your JUGGALOS and would welcome music about a group of
UNDATAKERZ who travel through space to collect dead
bodies. Now most rap fans have heard of KOOL KEITH at
one point or another. He's one of the most original
and creative rap artists ever. But, incase you can't
quite pinpoint why KEITH's name sounds so familiar,
lemme give you a quick history lesson on the
accomplishments of KOOL KEITH. KEITH started his rap
career in the late 80's with the bronyx based rap
group The Ultramagnetics. In the mid 90's KEITH
dropped his highly successful debut solo album under
the name DR. OCTAGON. JUGGALOS have probobally been
exposed to the song "3000" off the DR. OCTAGON album
and not even know it. You see, TWIZTID used the music
from that song for thier song "Light & Truth" in 2003.
Since his first debut solo album he's continued to
make amazing cds under the name KOOL KEITH or his many
other personas. No album has ever sounded the same as
a previous one. Besides the successful solo albums-
Sex Style, Dr. DOOOm, Black Elvis, Matthew,
Spankmaster, and Lost Masters, KEITH has also been
apart of numerous group projects.
Some of his most
memorable group efforts include his amazing ANALOG
BROTHERS album with ICE-T in 2000 and the KHM "Game"
album he made with MARC LIVE and H-BOMB in 2002. KOOL
KEITH also made several significant guest appearences
on compilations as well. For instance his
collaboration track with ODB titled "Wrecked" for the
WWE AGGRESSION album turned a lot of heads. KEITH
also appeared on SWOLLEN MEMBERS compilation album
Defenders of the Underworld on the track "Get off my
elevator" which was praised by many as the best track
on the album. As far as KOOL KEITH's stage pressence
goes...he'll steal the show every time! A KOOL KEITH
concert is gauranteed to feature a ton of futuristic
costumes, wigs, and crazy space age antics. The last
time he rocked the stage was during his set alongside
ESHAM and NATAS at the WARP TOUR 2001. WARP TOUR
turnouts were huge and on many nights KEITH rocked the
mic in front of 20,000 plus fans. So as you can see,
KOOL KEITH's talents go much deeper than his
unmistakable vocals on PRODIGY's 1 hit single "Smack
my bitch up". KEITH is an abstract rap originator no
matter what persona he chooses to go by at the time.
Here's the exclusive interview I recently conducted
with KOOL KEITH aka REVERAND TOM. Enjoy!!!
CLICK HERE FOR THE INTERVIEW
May 19th 2004 Hollywood, CA
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Aftermath of Lotus
*checks for pulse* What up juggalos. Its now the day after the Lotus show and im still recovering. What
up to all the homies i saw there, Bugley, Michelle, Jesse, Eric, Kurt, Jeanette, Old man Beso, PsychoPatrick..etc...
yall are the shit. Im telling you juggalos who havent been to the show or are going soon. You dont
wanna MISS IT! It was fucking devastating. Im dead tired though seeing as i didnt get home till
about 4am and had to wake up 3 hours later for work. Oh well it was worth it. Kae Lo the "Don in Training" is
gonna drop a full review with pics on here so look for that shortly. I jes wanted to get up
on here and say the show was off the chain and I highly recommend pulling any ninja tactics
to be able to go! MMFCL ninjaz!......LOTUUUUSSSSSSSS!!
Pics Sent in By m500 Homie Lou Diesel
May 14th, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
BYW 2 at E3 Expo with Insane Clown Posse & Ry Ry
Whats up juggalos! Im currently at E3 here at the Convention Center 
in Los Angeles at the
E3 Expo. Right now im beating up little kids who think they can take me in
Mortal Kombat. Pssshh amateurs! Little Billy got nothing on Sub Kae-Lo. Anyway
I was here yesterday when ICP arrived in time help promote the new Back Yard Wrestling
Video game for PS2. Kevin Gill of Eidos was there as well and he remember me
from last year.
I got alot of pics and to my surprise.. CLown E's cousin Ry Ry
who works with Psychopathic Records, flew in with ICP so i got chill and talk to him
for a minute. You old school M500 ninjaz should remember him as an OG M500 member
and the other half of the Psycho Juggalos Hotline with Clown E Love. WOO WOO. Well
i got more money to make off these little richie bitches so I'll be back with a full E3 UPDATE
for yall to peep a little bit later so check back for tha flavor. LOTUS this coming tuesday!
MMFCL ninjas!
PS- Comin Live from Wango Tango Tomorrow!!!! a Clown E Love Hook Up as well as a
Mr Lo and Mr E Love Exclusive!!!!
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GlenBurnie MD 05/12/04
MY REVIEW OF MASTAMIND'S
NEW "STREETVALU" ALBUM...
Okay, so in my last update I announced that
MASTAMIND's long awaited "STREETVALU" album was
finally out. I recently picked up my copy of the
album at Circuit City. Being a NATAS/ESHAM fan since
day one, I was expecting another priceless Acid Rap
creation. THIS ALBUM BLEW AWAY ALL MY EXPECTATIONS!!!
That's hard to do to a Day-Oner. MASTAMIND is a
lyrical legend. He always has been. But now his fans
get to hear his talents...in a whole new light. Since
the first NATAS album in 1992, NATAS fans could always
expect to hear cutting edge beats from usually ESHAM
or Santos. However, over ten years later the format
has now changed. It was a surprise but, the result is
a welcome change! MASTAMIND linked up with a new
label(Darkersound) and a handful of different
producers. The beats are so Lethal! Although their
are new cats producing for him now, a ton of tracks
still maintain that Wicked feel that made NATAS
Legends in the Detroit scene. In fact the songs- "I
got this", "Detroit Pt.2", "The Ressurection", "Wicket
Gangsta", and "U kno Nothin" are instant CLASSICS. I
haven't even gotten to the most noticeable difference
from this MASTAMIND album compared to other NATAS or
MASTAMIND solo's yet. Collabs! That's right
MASTAMIND's label decided to reach out to some big
name rap stars for this project. It paid off cause
the track "Dangerous Mindz" featuring Young Bucc of
G-Uit is so impressive that it's turning heads of rap
fans over seas already. LAVEL, a familiar voice to
Juggalos and Detroit rap fans also makes a solid guest
appearence on the track "Phuk Dat". OG Rap Icon
SPICE-1 makes a smokin appearence on the track "Tha
Next". I love that track. And I love the fact that
MASTAMIND finally got to link up with, and prove to
the world that he can hang with the best of them.
Okay, now I've only reviewed about half of the songs
on the album so far. How do the rest compare. It's
without a doubt one of the best rap albums to come out
in years. Very versatile, but equally impressive on
all levels. Just wait till you hear the track "I got
this" produced by my man Shaeheed. That song pretty
much sums up the album right there! A Detroit
Masterpiece! If you're a NATAS fan, don't sleep on
this! ESHAM recently called MASTAMIND to give props
on the new album. Oh yeah, and another
congradulations goes out to MASTAMIND for his recent
offer to appear on the upcoming Major Soundtrack for
the movie Da Crib. Big things in store for MASTAMIND!
RECENT VAMPIRO T.V.
RESULTS...
My homie VAMPIRO appeared on the wrestling show
"Galagavision" on 5/8. It's a late night wrestling
show that's only available in certain areas of the
country. It's mostly a Lucha Libre wrestling program.
The match was a 6 Man Tag Match that featured
VAMPIRO/Shocker/La Parka vs. Ultimo Guerrero/Tarzan
Boy/Black warrior. This bout was unusual for a 6 Man
Tag match of this calibur. The only reason I say this
is because it was an extremely short matchup. After
only a few minutes of hot tags and back and fourth
action, VAMPIRO attacked both of his teamates on the
outside of the ring. This caused a count-out victory
for Ultimo's team. Maybe they'll settle their
differnces on next weeks show? Well, that's about all
for now ninjas. Until next time, peace and MCL!!!
May 12th 2004 Hollywood, CA
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Juggalos Added to Lockdown
Whats up
juggalos!?! Jes a quick update today. First off the M500 Juggalo Lockdown Section has
been update with the latest ninjaz tossed into our juggalos sex-shun lol. Remember
if your lonely and have no friends you're a loser. But if your lonely and theres
other lonely people around you, somehow, some way, it makes ya feel better. Anyways
click the pic below to see the latest additions on page number 14.
OVER ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY JUGGALOS STRONG UP IN THAT BITCH! I'd like to go
on the record and say off the record we rival any juggalo "database" out there! WHUT?!
Email Us
Just a quick reminder. I've been gettin emails asking who to send Juggalo News
to on the site. Well we like to share the wealth. So email any of us here at
Milenko500 with any news you think would be fresh for ninjaz to read. You can
find our email links next to our update name tags or scroll down the news page
and on your right hand side towards the bottom are all the links to our emails.
MCL and thanks to all the ninjaz reppin M500. Im out for now....Big Baby Jesus
at the Gathering like whut BABY WHUT!?!
May 11th, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Whuts goin on! Your Favorite LiL' minority juggalo back here again to drop a lil flavor about events
right around the corner. As many of you know, and those who dont must have been hiding under a rock,
Last week Wednesday was M500's favorite Holiday. Good ol' Drink-o-De Mayo. Its true, I'm
young, but I can't help it if Clown E Love slipped me the date rape drug and tequila in my
Kool-Aid. We here celebrated by puttin on Ponchos and hopped on our Donkeys, and rolled over
to Donn Dymonds, for his Dymond Asada Suprise!
ICP/Kae-Lo/E3??? What do all of those have in common? Well, do you know? Fine mudda fackos, I'll tell ya'll.
Rumor has it that Don Mega's of the Dark Carnival and the Don Mega in training, will be under one roof, at
the biggest gaming convention the Electronic Enterainment Exposition (E3). E3 is held here
in beautiful Los Angeles California, at the LA Convention Center. ICP will be signing
autographs on one or two days of the convention. Juggalos in the LA area however, Do Not Show Up trying to get
in for autographs. The staleness is that this is a Trade-Only Event. I attended Last Year and
security was beefed up. Last Years E3 had a wrestling ring for the Eidos booth and the
Backyard Wrestling game demo was there for our playing pleasure. I wanna give a shout out to my homies
Chango and Nvision and the Changoland Crew for givin M500 to hook up!
We are one week away from the Cali Dark Lotus show! Rumors have it that this is a sold out show.
Many would speculate the reasoning to that is the Milenko 500 crew's presences. Either way
the show will be devistating. A couple of us already started partying for the show this past weekend.
BBQ, Drinking, and a pool. For future reference, if you ever invite me to a pool party, makre sure anything
you dont want in the pool, to be AWAY from the pool. My cousin and I found great please in throwing
everything that was around the pool into the pool (lawn furnature, ice containers, trash cans, children).
Well Ninjas and Ninjettes, thats about all I have for you right now. I'll be back with Pictures
from E3 and Info on the New Eidos Game "Backyard Wrestling: There Goes the Neighborhood"
Love ya'll!!! MMMFCL
San Luis Obispo, CA May 9th
What I did for the Heartagram: The Stress
Ok that header was just to get your attention and nothing more.
What's up fackos and fackettes? Sunday the 2nd you ask? Why yes I'll tell you about it.
Sean "Jugalinko" Browne and I had gotten some grossly overpriced tickets through some of
Jug's connections to see H.I.M. at Slim's in San Francisco a while back. The
tickets were originally thirteen bucks but they sold out in 10 minutes. After
paying roughly 10 times the price printed on the ticket itself and having just
moved (with all the joyous expenses that brings) I had to put my wallet in an ICU.
It was in an Iron Lung and on a morphine/olde english drip and the doctors were only
giving it 2 weeks to live but it seems to be recovering nicely now. Send it some
flowers or a get well soon card if you get the chance. I'm sure my billfold would
appreciate it. Anywho, I had to do the books for three service stations Sunday morning
so I made plans to just meet Jugalinko in S.F. so he wouldn't have to wait around for me.
Saturday the 1st I was all amped up which equated to me staying up WAY TOO late and
drinking (and contrary to popular opinion it wasn't the 211, i.e. vomit fuel) till
I had an extra chromosome. Hence, I woke up late. So after hauling ass around San
Luis Obispo I got the books done and was on my way down the south-bound 101 to drop
my station keys off for the General Manager. On my way there my front driver-side tire
started wobbling all to hell. When I got to where I was going to leave my keys
I realized the tread was splitting off from the rest of the tire. One quick phone call
and I was soon jetting up to S.F. in my Mom's purple Toyota Corolla. Wave the rainbow
flag in pride y'all. The last thing my Mom said to me was, "...And no smoking in my car."
Like the good son I am I waited until I was out of the city until I lit up my
first of many cigs.
The Arrival
I met up with Jugalinko in Santa Cruz (why we met up there I have no clue- yes
I'm a little bitter) and after a few cocktails we mobbed on over to Slim's in Jug's
Tahoe with his newly enhanced "stereo" system. Outside the club I saw exactly what
I had been expecting. Guys and chicks wearing either trucker hats, Element shirts,
heartagram wristbands or basically goth'd the fuck out (btw- anyone who has a clue
knows I have a place quite close to my heart and penis for goth chicks).
The club was packed with more of the same.
"It was worth every fuckin' penny"
Eighteen Visions were on the stage when we got inside. They
weren't bad but it was all stuff I'd heard a million other bands play before.
I wouldn't refuse to see them again just as I wouldn't go out of my way to watch
an eighteen vision show. Six or Seven rum and cokes later (all of which Jugalinko
paid for- "he bought the rum") and what seemed like hours of watching H.I.M. roadies
setting up, Linde, Mige, Gas, Burton and then Ville came out to kick our asses. One
look at Valo and I thought he was gonna be too fucked up to sing. He had a defiant
swerve to his movements and glassy eyes. After opening up with "Buried Alive by Love"
and Ville belting out the first few lines my fears were removed. Removed sensually.
Har har. H.I.M. is just as good as their albums live if not better. They played songs off
of each of their albums so there was a good variety between their heavier stuff and their
"sissy" material. By the way I don't know what was up with my expression in the pics from
inside Slim's. I was expressionless. I blame the rum and cokes. Oh, and the black haired
girl in front of me in that one pic...I wanted to maul her. I might or might not be typing
this part one handed. Wink Wink. Ok, I'm not cause I'm using the company
computer and they have a key-logger. Hi Jim and Bob.
The Next Day or "Where I Hid The Body"
I don't remember much after the show because Jugalinko and I started blazing on the
way back to fuck knows where (can you tell I don't know Nor Cal that well?). The next
solid memory I can recall was getting up fairly early (Chaser is the shit) and getting
ready to go fishing out on the bayou. I hadn't been out on Sean's boat yet so he gave
me the entire treatment. Such as trying to kill me, drown me and otherwise fuck my body
up. Beyond that it was fun. We didn't catch shit but I still had fun sipping on icy
cold beers and casting a like a retarded chimp on crack. In fact my first cast I broke
the line and launched a lure and some weights into the unknown briny depths of the Delta.
Score one for the SKS. Woo Woo.
Dammit, I gotta do actual work on this computer so I'mma sign off for now.
But if you just skimmed what my update here's the important points. #1 H.I.M.
rocks and you should go see them. #2 I went drinking and boating and fucked up
one of Jugalinko's lures. #3 Jugalinko is a big baller. SKS is living hand to
mouth right now. MMFCL and I'll see ya'lls later. PEACE!!!
HIM TRAX
"Pretending.mp3"
"Rebel Yell.mp3"
"Dont Feer the Reeper.mp3"
CINCO DE MAYO BITCH!! 2004 Hollywood, CA Email Me
Happy Cinco De Mayo
What up juggalos!?!? First off Happy Cinco De Mayo to everyone out there getting shit faced who have
no idea what Cinco de Mayo is really all about. So yesterday in order to get
ready for today me and some homies decided to hitup the Jimmy Kimmel Live show
here in Hollywood to see some LATINO flavor.
First i gotta say if you're ever in the LA area i highly suggest hittin up
the Jimmey Kimmel show. A little brief history on Jimmy pre-Manshow, he used to
do the sports news on the local Alternative Radio station here in LA. So then he gets
to do the Man Show, Crank Yankers, and now his own talk show, so its madd fresh
that he came up like that.
The Jimmy Kimmel Show with Special Guest...Me
Ok so the studio where they film the show is literally on Hollywood Blvd and he really does
walk off sidewalk into the building each night like you see on TV. Uncle Frank came out
before the taping started and chilled with people in line. This ninja is super
Baller status. You'd think he was Michael Jackson himself the way people got all hyped
when he came out like he was god himself, kissing babies n taking pics and what not. Some more pre-show freshness was that dude
from those BLUE BLOCKER SUNGLASSES commercials was out there. You know that homie that
did that freestyle. He was going down the line asking people their names and then
making raps about them.....so when he got to me i told him my name was "PoonjabHammad Raheed".
He had a little trouble with that one.
So we got inside and got our seats. Its dope to see the behind the scenes stuff for tv
shows. I bet some people think the set is all big but its way smaller than you'd think.
The guest list included Jamie Foxx, Comedian Dom Irerra, and bangin latina actress
Constance Marie whos on the George Lopez show. GOD DAMN SHE WAS BANGING! *Tear*
In the stands above the audience theres signs that let u know when to clap and when
to keep silent like during commercials and shit...well these ones were dope cuz
when they wanted you to clap you'd see a green lit sign that said "CLAP YOU BASTARDS!",
so of course the opposite was "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" in bright red letters which
i found amusing as did the audience.
Highlights included that bitch Constance popin and lockin in a short black dress wearing
heels when Jimmy found out she used to break dance back in the day. Dom's stand up
of course was dope. Jamie Foxx was pluggin some new movie he had coming out n what
not, so all in all it was a dope taping to attend and i'd definitely go again, i mean
i too got caught up in the cultural phenomena that is Uncle Frank.
King Taco Mexican Cuisine
After the show we met up with The Rudeboy and Alex Abiss who happend to be in town
on business, to go hit up the hot spot
for mexican food....good old KING TACO here in LA.
Esham makes reference to KING TACO on the Repentence album and they're only based
here in Cali. Food was off the hook!! Im sure we'll all be paying for it later but
fuck it....charge it to the game lol.
Carnival Extreme Wrestling Violent J Interview & Upcoming Show Details
Those whacky ninjaz over at CEW.com have recently done an interview with the Don Mega
J himself so
click here for that exclusive flavor! If thats not enough to satisfy your
wrestling jones check out this flavor...
CLICK HERE YA FUCKS FOR SOME UPCOMING CARNIVAL XTREME WRESTLING FRESHNESS!
Sting Slanging in Hollywood?
Before i bounce i gotta say WHAT UP to STING
who we saw walking in Hollywood tryin not to get noticed. Now im talking about Sting
the wrestler not the singer. We were all in my homies H2 Hummer and we seen him
walkin so we hollered at him to get his attention but he wasnt having it. So we
must of circled the same block like 10 times jes yelling out his name calling
him out. I think we scared him. So Sting if you or one of ur peeps read this....COME
BACK TO WRESTLING FOOL!!!! LoL. Well thats it ninjaz...Happy Cinco De Mayo, get drunk, smoke
a little herb and party Donn Dymond style. And if you see Kae holding a beer snatch that
shit away from him cuz he's still a minor! MMFCL ninjaz im out like what BABY WHUT!?!
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GlenBurnie MD 05/05/04
MYZERY SET TO DROP HIS
BEST...AND FINAL ALBUM THIS YEAR...
I just talked with MYZERY aka TWIN GATS about the
status of his upcoming album "Confessions". He
assured me that this album will be his best work to
date. In his opinion it already has 3 of the best
songs he's ever made on it. Not to mention more
collab tracks than he's had on any previous album.
The "9 MM" song he did with MARZ is by far one of the
most lethal MARZ or MYZERY songs I've ever heard!
Okay, now onto the depressing news that I hate to even
type up. Our former PSYCHOPATHIC RYDA has informed me
that although "Confessions" will be his best work
ever...it will also be his last album. I was given no
real reason for his decision except that it's not
gonna be a negative situation. "Confessions" is gonna
be a masterpiece and that's the way he wants to be
remembered. To everyone that keeps asking me about
where to pick up his older out of print albums, don't
worry they'll be here in the M500 store in a few
weeks. On a brighter note, MYZERY's long time partner
in rhyme- PONCHO will be releasing a compilation album
in the future that will feature appearences by MYZERY,
NAPALM, and a several other members of Camp
MYZERY.
VAMPIRO RESULTS FROM
TIJUANA...
My homie VAMPIRO recently shocked the crowd during his
Main Event match at the Auditorio De Tijuana. The
matchup was VAMPIRO/Perro Aguayo Jr./Rayo De Jalisco
Jr. versus the team of Cien Caras/Mascara Ano Dos
Mil/Universo Dos Mil. The bout was fairly even paced
the whole way through. At one point VAMP was tagged
in and cleared house on all three opponents. He
nailed a picture perfect plancha to the outside,
landing hard on an unsuspecting Universo. It looked
like Universo was knocked out cold for a few moments.
The match proceeded and VAMPIRO continued to beat all
kinds of ass. He tagged in his partner Rayo towards
the end. Rayo managed to pull off a ton of offensive
moves on Caras. However, Rayo started to get greedy
and wanted to score the victory by himself. He was
doing alright against Caras team, until he took one to
many risks. VAMPIRO noticed Rayo trying to hog all
the glory for his team and had enough. VAMPIRO
entered the ring and attacked his own partner allowing
Team Caras to score the pinfall on Rayo. After the
match VAMPIRO was furious with Rayo and challenged him
to a title match for the WWA Heavyweight title at the
next show.
NATAS MEMEBER DROPS HIS
LONG AWAITED SOLO ALBUM "STREETVALU"...
MASTAMIND an original member of the Detroit acid rap
pioneers- NATAS, just released his long awaited
"STREETVALU" solo album on DarkerSound Entertainment.
Although the album had one delay after another, it's
now available at stores like- Circuit City, F.Y.E.,
Media Play, Tower Records, etc. The album has a few
noticeable differences from MASTAMIND's- NATAS or
former solo projects. One major difference is that
ESHAM amd SANTOS are no longer in charge of
production, so the music has a whole new sound. Also,
this album is missing collabs with his former NATAS
partners ESHAM & TNT, but features guest appearences
by such rappers as- Young Bucc of G-Unit, Spice-1,
LAVEL, Servin the World Click and more. From the
reviews I've read over at www.acidrap.com , the album
is very different from his last solo "Mindzi" but just
as impressive. I should have my copy within the next
few days. So check back soon for my in-depth review
of MASTAMIND's new "STREETVALU" album. Also, for
anyone interested in learning more about MASTAMIND or
the making of "StreetValu", be sure to peep my
interview with him in the "HODGE's Interviews" section
in the upper right of the screen.
RECENT SABU RESULTS FROM
CZW...
Our former JCW Champion SABU recently took part in
CZW's big event from the old ECW Arena in Philly. The
match was a "Tables" match that featured
SABU/Messiah/Flash vs. Trent Acid/Nick
Gage/Wifebeater. This shit was outta control the
whole time. I'm talking about nonstop- blood, tables,
and mayhem all over the arena! All these guys are
crazy as hell. At one point SABU was able to land his
infamous "Triple Jump Moonsault" onto Acid. After a
few more minutes of outta control action, it was
SABU's team getting the pinfall after an amazing
Arabian Facebuster finisher through a table. It
doesn't look like this SABU/Trent Acid rivalry is over
yet. Maybe they'll finally settle it up at the next
CZW show on 6/12. Well, that's about all for now
ninjas. To Kelly, thanks for all that you are. Until
next time, peace and MCL!!!
May 3rd, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Ohh Yes JuGgalos and JuGgalettes! Tis' me once again. First off, Happy birthday to M500's own Serial Killah, SKS.
Now things around have been slow yet hektic. We are 16 days away from the Southern Cali Dark
Lotus show. The Milenko500 crew have been hard at work to accomedate any travel arrangements possible
to be here in the LA County for this event. As usual, the M500 crew will be partying before and after the event.
Jugalinko and Clown E Love have been entertaining the idea of renting out 6 Flags Magic Mountian for the party
and all friends and family of M500 will be invited.
Speaking of theme parks, I don't know how much of you have theme parks around you, or even been to 
the theme parks around the LA County area. Man they are Fxckin' Expensive. Recently, I visited
Disney's California Adventure for the first time. It was free to get in and I still wanted a refund! Don't
get me wrong, I had a blast! As a fat kid, the main pleasure and attraction was the Corn Dog Stand! Woo Woo!
Just lookin' at the admission prices though, made me realize that 1 of 2 things could be a problem.
1) You got to be rich to get into the fun and excitement of the Magic Kingdom
2) Im just Poor.
What better way to get richer than to piss away what little money I do have and place it all on one good hand
in Poker. For you Desert Bush Ninjas out Near the Palm Springs area. I was recently at Casino Morongo. I dont even
know if thats near Palm Springs, but it felt pretty near it. Out there is the bomb squad man because you only have to
be 18 to gamble and cartons of cigarettes are cheaper than the Sunset Hookers! It was definitely a cool
ass hang out spot! The Hot Dogs are amazing as well.
Well ninjas. Thats all the babble I have for right now. Remember that Life is beautiful but its nothing
without Donn Dymond. Lets find him! Take Care and I Love ya'll! MCL!!
San Luis Obispo, CA April 28th
I should be at work right now but I decided to sneak off and do this update so it'll be short
and too the point.
Happy Birthday
Violent J turned 32 today. Happy Birthday J. Speaking of birthdays I turned 28 this
past weekend. Coincidence? I think not. Har har.
BYW 2
The website for Backyard Wrestling:
There Goes The Neighborhood
has been revamped in anticipation of Backyard Wrestling 2. The ability to play online,
a defense system and the in game graphics editor
sounds like the game should be vastly improved from it's predecessor. The sites got
info and screenshots so head on over and check that shit out yo.
WTF-Security Issues at the GOTJ-WTF
Bastards.
The Portage County Township got $60,000 out of psychopathic last year...I think they're just
trying to see how much they can squeeze out this year. Last year went off
SOOOO damn smoothly
and I don't see a reason why it wouldn't again this year.
Last year, Vigluicci said, the county had to sue promoters to cover the cost of
the event to the Portage County Sheriff's Office. The sheriff's office spent
upwards of $60,000 during the five-day event for traffic control.
Yeah...and they were really necessary too. /Sarcasm. Oh well.
Aight, i gotta run before I get reprimanded for not doing my job. I just moved so i don't
have ready access to a computer that I can use for updates, but I'll try to work it out so
I can toss some flava' up in this bitch more often. Word. MCL!!!
email
GlenBurnie MD 04/28/04
AN UPCOMING ESHAM
CONCERT FEATURING LAVEL aka MR.
REALIST...
I got great news for all the killionaires who
tried
to attend the cancelled ESHAM concert on 4/8.
It's
back on! Thats right, the cancelled 4/8 ESHAM
concert
has now been rescheduled for 5/24. The make up
show
will be held at the Peabody's Downunder venue in
Cleveland Ohio. It's gets better. Also
appearing on
stage that night will be a rapper that many of us
Detroit hip hop fans know well. LAVEL aka Mr.
Realist
will be rocking the mic as well. If you're
trying to
recall why that name sounds so familiar lemme
refresh
your memory on LAVEL. LAVEL has been a part of
the
Detroit rap scence for over ten years now. He
and ABK
made up the group KRAZY KLAN and released 2
albums in
the 90's. As a solo artist LAVEL has released 3
albums and a few compilation cds as well. His
latest
album "Nutty" featured such artists as- ESHAM,
R.O.C.("mic torture" single), MIKE E. CLARK(ICP's
original producer), MASTAMIND(from ESHAM's group
NATAS) and more. LAVEL has also performed on
TWIZTID's "Freekshow Tour" and BLAZE's last tour.
I
urge all ESHAM fans in the Cleveland Ohio area to
head
out to Peabody's Downunder on 5/24 to witness
ESHAM-
"the Godfather of Acid Rap" and Detroit rap star
LAVEL
rip the mic live. Doors open at 7pm. Man, seing
as
how ESHAM concerts are a rare thing these days,
your
boy HODGE is gonna have to make the trip out to
Ohio
to see this show! After all these years I still
feel
that ESHAM is the greatest rapper I've ever
heard.
For directions or tix info hit up
www.peabodys.com.
RECENT VAMPIRO AND
NOSAWA RESULTS FROM THE ARENA
MEXICO...
Current JCW Champion NOSAWA and former JCW
Champion
VAMPIRO were busy busting skulls at the Arena
Mexico
on 4/23. Early in the show NOSAWA teamed up with
Lucha wrestlers Mr. Mexico and Mazada to take on
Brazo
de Oro/Tigre Blanco/Tony Rivera. The match was a
solid Lucha style match with tons of chain
wrestling
and high paced action. Everyone was tagged in
numerous times and the ref lost all control
towards
the end. In the final moments our Juggassociate
NOSAWA landed a crucial ninja kick to the back of
Rivera's head. However, NOSAWA made the mistake
of
tagging out and when Mr. Mexico entered the ring
he
was double teamed and defeated. Overall it was a
very
solid lucha match. Later on in the show it was
M500's
homie VAMPIRO teaming with Tarzan Boy and
Pierroth Jr
against Atlantis/Blue Panther/ Rayo De Jalisco
Jr.
This match was by far the best match of the
evening.
VAMP and his partners overcame all of Atlanis
teams
cheating tactics over and over again. At one
point it
looked like Rayo was gonna score the pinfall over
Tarzan Boy. VAMPIRO ran in for the save.
Towards the
end VAMP was able to apply his devastating
Chokeslam
onto Blue Panther. Panther managed to kick out.
Moments later Panther tagged out and Atlantis
found
himself the victim of VAMPIRO's spinning heel
kick
from the top rope. Atlantis's partners tried to
interfere but VAMP's team stopped them in their
tracks. VAMPIRO then planted Atlantis with his
famous
"Nail in the Coffin" finisher for the 3 count!
Great
match.
RECENT SABU RESULTS
FROM
THE VIKING HALL IN PA...
Another former JCW Champion has had a busy
wrestling
schedule lately. SABU recently took part in
philly's
own 3PW Federation at the Viking Hall(old ECW
Arena).
The match was SABU vs. former WWE lightweight
Champion
Jerry Lynn. The match was incredible to say the
least! With both mens reputations as wrestlings
"best
kept secret" they had a lot of fans to impress
that
night. Their match ended up stealing the show.
Nobody was let down. It was like a non-stop
highlight
reel of some of the most amazing high risk
manuevers
one could imagine. Fans were on the edge of
their
seats the whole match. In the end it was Jerry
Lynn
dodging SABU's "Triple Jump Moonsault" allowing
him to
apply his cradle piledriver for the pinfall. For
pics
of the match head over to www.3pwrestling.com
.
VAMPIRO TO TEAM
WITH WWE
STAR ULTIMO DRAGON ON 5/16...
On 5/16 my homie VAMPIRO will be teaming with
current
WWE star ULTIMO DRAGON in a big 8 man tag match
for
the EMLL promotion in Mexico City. The match
will
feature VAMPIRO/ULTIMO DRAGON/Horiguci/Taiji
Ishimori
vs. Super Crazy/Ultimo Guerrero/Rey
Bucanero/Tarzan
Boy. This will be a very important match for
VAMPIRO
because he credits a lot of his in ring style to
ULTIMO DRAGON. In case your wondering where
ULTIMO
has been since Wrestlemania 20, rumor has it that
he's
on leave from the WWE right now due to his
dislike of
the direction of his career there. Only time
will
tell if he will work things out with WWE.
A NEW MARZ
COLLABORATION
TRACK FEATURING GHOST FLEET...
Original DARK LOTUS member- MARZ recently
recorded a
collaboration track with the group Ghost Fleet
for
their upcoming album "Conspiracy Theory". The
album
is in the final stages of production and will be
available soon. To hear a free sampler of the
new
Ghost Fleet album head over to
www.ghostfleetmusic.com
. Don't forget MARZ's new mix-tape album is
gonna
drop soon. To hear how fuckin amazing this shit
is,
just head over to www.marzgorrillaz.com for a
sampler
of his upcoming album as well.
MORE RECENT VAMPIRO
RESULTS FROM ACASA...
At the recent ACASA Lucha Libre show our Juggalo
Superstar VAMPIRO made a suprise appearence when
he
substituted for an injured Rey Mysterio(Yeah Rey
Jr's
dad). The match was VAMPIRO & Dandy vs. Perro
Aguayo
Jr & Hijo De Rayo Jalisco aka Rayman. VAMP was a
man
on a mission that night. He fucked up Rayman
from the
get-go to the end of the match. I'm talking
about
VAMP anihilated Rayman! A total squash match.
It was
awesome. In the end it was VAMPIRO getting the
easy
3-count after his "Nail in the Coffin" finisher.
Well, thats all for now ninjas. Until next time-
Peace and MCL!!!
April 22nd 2004 Los Angeles, CA Email Me
Click pic below. Latest additions on PAGE 13....WOO WOO!
April 22nd 2004 Los Angeles CA Email Me
Good morning
and welcome to a M500 News brief. I'm Kurt Lotus. Today marks the opening tour date
of the group "Dark Lotus" as they embark on their U.S. Black Rain Tour. The group
which consists of members of both the bands : INSANE CLOWN POSSE and TWIZTID
along with rogue rappers Blaze Ya Dead Homie and new comer ANYBODY KILLA. All aspiring
artists in their own right, when combined they form the Unholy Supernatural force
of Dark Lotus.
The new album has soared off the charts and with the tour starting today in Pontiac MI
it looks like the skies the limit for these up and comers. Look for them to dominate
the TRL charts for months as their first single KA-BOOM blows D-12 and Usher out of
the waters. In fact....fuck D-12!! This is Kurt Lotus siging off BITCHES.....LOTUSSSSS!!
Cali juggalos click the pic to order YOUR Dark Lotus Tix!
April 20th 2004 Los Angeles CA Email Me
Konichee-Wa Bitches! Remember
me? Its been a good minute since i last posted. And WTF do i see...a Rabbit, Skeletor
and NO DONN DYMOND!?!? THis is fuckin BULLSHIT juggalos and rest assured we here at M500
are doing our best to restore order. Today is 4/20. And for us juggalos who smoke
today is a day to skip school, play hookey from work, and get high wit ur friends.
However, how is this different from the OTHER 364 days of the year!!?! LOL
So just for today heres the...
with..
Top 10 Things to do When Ur Stoned
1. watch ANYTHING!!
2. Tosserbate aka Jizzsterbate
3. FUCK, FUCK, and more FUCKING
4. Listen to Music (ICP, TWIZTID, WILLIAM HUNG)
5. Call up your Friends and say stupid shit (then giggle at ur OWN stupidity)
6. Talk Online & say Stupid shit (like "Hey man im stoned huh huh")
7. Drive around looking for that little girl learning to ride a bike at the drive-thru
8. More FUCKING
9. THink up ways to make MADD money (only to forget them later)
10. Surf Milenko500 for more PORN
Stoner Juggalos Reaking Havoc?
Today (4/20) the new Kottonmouth Kings cd "Fire it Up" is out in stores! Of course
the Cali band of KMK will be at this years gathering so i suggest picking up their
latest album cuz no doubt they will doing cuts off it. I havent heard the new album
yet but their last one was the shit so hopefully this one will be even better. Hmmm
i wonder what they'll sing about....
See yall at Dark Lotus, MMFCL ninjaz im out like what BABY WHAT?!?
April 19, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Oh Man.. Spring break is over. Back to work and school.I dont know what to say. I guess
its safe to say that I'm Full of WAH! Easter?! Na man dont even get me started on that. As many
of you have read, The ultimate show down went down this past week. Well after Easter was over,
Team Cadbury Eggs and Team Peeps the Marshmellow Treat were still going at it. Everyone needs
to quit IM'n me askin what the results were. Im going to Tell you...
After a month of battling, Team CUM-bury Eggs landed the first attack of the
beautiful Easter Day. They each took turns clogging our sinks and toliets with the Chocolate
treat, leaving our team with no place to shit. Team Peeps the Marshmellow treat
returned by weting numerous peeps and sticking it on the windows of Team CUM-Bury in a formation
that spelt GAY and a Rainbow arching over it. Toward the end of the night, a third party
joined. The unknown Team proceeded to Team Cadburys and Team Peeps cars and poured JELLYBEANS into
the gas tanks. Notes were left on the windshield that said... "LONG LIVE JELLYBEANS FXCKERS."
So the results of the 1st Annual Easter Candy Battle is.. The Third Party "TEAM JELLYBEANS" which consisted of
Donn Dymond, Hodge, and SKS stole the competition!
Yaaaa Boy.. So there you have it. Remember tickets are on sale and going fast for the upcoming
Dark Lotus concert thats right here in Beautiful Southern Cali. The M500 crew will be there
in Full Effect. Speaking of Tickets, I had free tickets to the 30th Annual Toyato Long Beach
Grand Prix. It was awesome. Champ cars were racing around in circles! WOO WOO! The event lasted
from Qualifing races on Friday and Saturday, and the Big Race was yesterday. A Canadian homie won,
To All you Canadian Juggalos! REPRESENT YO!
Before I take off out of here, I just want to remind all your juggalos and juggalettes about
the contest. "FIND THE DYMOND 2004" is underway. Teams can consist of 3 or more and the object is to
Find Donn Dymond, TAG him, and first person to get him to post on M500 will be the winner of
an autographed photo of myself and Clown E love, as well as a bag of Jellybeans to commemorate the winners
of the First Annual Easter Candy Battle! Thats about all I have for you ninjas today! I LOVE YALL!
MMMFCL!
email
GlenBurnie MD 04/14/04
A REMINDER ABOUT THE
MARZ INSTORE SIGNING AND EXCLUSIVE CD GIVEAWAY ON
04/17...
Attention all Detroit area MARZ fans! He'll be doing
an Instore autograph signing along with Detroit rapper
White Boy Ric this saturday at Hot Hits. So if you
ever wanted to meet a former DARK LOTUS member with
skills to spare, here's your chance. Also, if the
name White Boy Ric sounds familiar it's because he's
the cat that had ICP's former producer MIKE E. CLARK
doing production on his last album. MEC even spit a
verse on the album. It's gets better. At the Instore
signing will be a free cd give away to the first 100
people to arrive. This will be an exclusive 1 time cd
give way. The cd will feature Rare and Unreleased
tracks from both MARZ and WBR. Don't forget- April
17th, MARZ Instore at Hot Hits located at 29207
Gratiot Ave in Roseville, MI 48066.
RECENT VAMPIRO
RESULTS...
On 4/3 our Juggassociate VAMPIRO teamed up with fellow
IWA star Sinn to take on the Tag Team Champions
Thunder & Lightning. The match was crazy as hell!
Their were so many times when it looked like VAMP and
Sinn were gonna get the gold, but they were always
cheated outta the pin when Thunder & Lightnings
manager interfered. VAMPIRO pulled off his
devastating Rock-Bottom style Chokeslam on Thunder.
Only a 2 count. After a few more minutes of back and
fourth wrestling Sinn was tagged in. Sinn had the
advantage until Profe slipped in a loaded briefcase.
Lightning nailed Sinn with the briefcase and scored
the pinfall. VAMPIRO noticed what happened and was
furious. He vowed revenge for the next night. Okay,
now onto the IWA's Main Event- 6 Man Tag match from
04/04. The match was VAMPIRO/Sinn/Miguel Perez vs.
Thunder & Lightning/Homicide. VAMP's team took
control early in the match. Homicide caught a brutal
beat down from our former JCW Champion VAMPIRO. VAMP
even put him in his "Nail in the Coffin" finisher.
The pinfall got broken up by interference though. The
match continued to go in favor of VAMP's team.
Towards the end of the bout Miguel Perez was tagged
in. Thunder & Lightning didn't realize Perez had been
tagged in. They gave Sinn the 3-D finisher. Miguel
used a Kendo stick on an unsuspecting Thunder.
VAMPIRO occupied Lightning with a bunch of stiff kicks
to the face. Homicide ran in and recieved the
"Paralizer" from Perez. Perez made the easy 3 count
on Homicide. VAMP's team leaves victorious!
AN UPCOMING SABU MATCH
IN PHILLY...
On 4/17 our former JCW Champion SABU will be heading
to Philly's 3PW Federation at the old ECW Arena. SABU
will be taking on former WWE Lightweight Champion
Jerry Lynn. SABU is one of the most respected
high-risk takers the wrestling industry has ever seen,
and Jerry Lynn is one of the technically sound
wrestlers in history. This is shaping up to be an
incredible matchup. Also on the show is former WWE
Hardcore Champion Raven, former WWE star Blue Meanie,
Roadkill, Jack Victory, and many more. For directions
or tix info hit up www.3pwrestling.com .
MORE INFO ON M500
CARRYING MYZERY'S ALBUMS, HIS NEW LP, AND
MORE...
I just got off the phone with my homie MYZERY about
the "Bad Influence" album we're gonna be selling here
in our online store soon. Everything's a go on the
cds. Be on the lookout in the next few weeks for the
album to appear here. Also, for those wondering about
MYZERY's upcoming "Confessions" album I mentioned a
few months back...it's coming! The album is shaping
up to be the Best MYZERY cd, period! Just wait till
you hear the track he did with MARZ. It's gonna blow
your mind. Also, will an old MYZERY vs. _______ beef
be officially cleared up on the album as well? Hmmm,
gonna have to wait and see. This album will not
dissappoint. I've heard some clips and I'm extremely
impressed with the direction Camp MYZERY is going with
this upcoming album. Also, a new official MYZERY
website is in the works. A familiar friend of
yours(hint, hint) will be doing the news updates for
the site as well. Big stuff in store from MYZERY. Be
on the look out.
MY REVIEW OF THE NEW
ELEMENT ALBUM...
Who's ELEMENT you ask? ELEMENT is a return to a brand
of Hip Hop thats extremely intelligent and creative.
You know what I'm talking about. Remember, how De La
Soul used to do it. Even similar to Del and
Hieroglyphic Camp in some ways. I'm talking about
intellectual rap that has NOTHING to do with the
current Trendy rap that pollutes the airwaves with
repetitive songs about nothing but- having all the
money, shooting everyone, treating women horrible(and
they love it), and doing as much drugs as possible.
That's what ELEMENT MUSIC steers clear of. When you
bump their debut album you'll gain a whole new
appreciation for the deep thought a true lyricist puts
into his rhymes. The new album is packed with 19
tracks and features numerous guests such as- SHOCK-G,
Dash, Undivided Attention, Siamese, and more. To hear
some sample songs head over to their site at
www.elementmusic.com . Well, thats all for now
ninjas. See you at the Baltmore LOTUS show! Peace
and MCL!!!
April 9th 2004
Well for my Birthday my homie Sean Mayfield invited me to his krib in the ghetto. I drove there Sunday
and stayed till tue. On Sunday night we did alot of heavy drinking and had over tight homies. Monday night
was my 27th birthday so we had a BBQ and a Deep Fryer going full time. We were frying up everything from
Onion Rings to Fan Tailed Shrimp. Only close homies at my birthday party, as my homie mayfield just bought a house
and he OWNES that bitch, so we didnt have a "randoms" party. SKS , The Hammer, Donn Dymond, Mayfield, myself, Gabe were all in the hizzo.
Anyways I took some pics here they are.
The 27th birthday party
After this on Wed, i drove to check out A's game. My homie's from SF bought me tix for my birthday and paid for drinks (mai tie's) the whole time. It was the A's vs the Texas Rangers, dope game, A's lost but still
the game was alot of fun. I was there with my super baller big timer drug smuggling homies who have both mob ties and connections with the
chinse mafia. So i wont be putting the pics up from that. As everytime i took a pic, they all turned there heads, when
you hang out with the guys i do, everyone's paranoid, warrents, illegaly in the country, holding, etc. known these guys years, no one trust nobody, but its all family.
Crack Money NEWS (update by Crack Money them selfs)
See Crack Money play for FREE at the Clubhouse in Tempe! Pimp n Hoes Party Friday April 23rd!
Its da real deal yo! Jake, the dude who runs the Clubhouse, is having his birthday party on April 23rd at his club. It's a full fledged Pimp N Hoes Party. People 21 and up who dress as a pimp or a ho get in FOR FREE!! If you are over 21 with no costume, only 5 bucks admission. Under 21 dressed as a pimp or ho only 5 bucks admission, and under 21 no costume 10 bucks.
What a dope ass idea! Crack Money was asked to headline (if you can beleive it). We get on at 10:30.
Come on down and see Crack Money play FOR FREE at the best club in the Phoenix Area! Drink specials all night (and you know the famous giant mugs of beer for only 3 bucks will be there). We gonna terre the mofuggin roof off dat jizziont biatch! Live DJ spinnin rekkids all night, and CUTT THROAT LOGIC is performin that night too! yall bustahs caint miss this one! ITS FREEEEE!!!
Anyways ya Im one old as juggalo now, 27 but i dont give a fuck, so what if im the old guy in the club, im ordering Metimucal and Vodka, ensure and bailys etc but im still swervin, n pervin hahha im just playin, hey the entire m500 staff n crew will be at the Dark Lotus Show at the House of Blues in Hollywood on the Sunset strip here coming up. Everyone be sure to make it to that cause its gona be the ONLY california tour date.
And just to let you know, Donn Dymond yes has only updated 2 times this year, but as you saw by the pics he is out of jail, he's been in and out of lock up for the assault charges (12), and has been very busy tring to stay in school and work while this is all going on, he's now doing weekends and only has 2 more to go, witch is good cause those were the days he would get em, at bar's and clubs etc pounding fools. God knows he hasnt learned his leason, nore does he give a fuck about jail, he's just not gona get caught anymore. On that note he did want me to let everyone know he is avalible for hire, if you need any "work" done or something done to some one, hit him up @ by clicking here he needs fast cash to pay off his fines. But ya He's a very very busy guy latley.
April 9th 2004 Strip Club in LA
Happy Easter Bitches! Well
ok not till Sunday. Double "R" here spreading some knowledge for all those young
impressionable kids out there. Porn is great. I just love to gush blast cum and spirt
all day long. I mean FUCK! Im a rabbit so its in my DNA and what not. Spring
is all about new life and making baby batter. Of course theres the whole religion
part of Easter which i quite frankly dont get. I mean what do EGGS and a giant
TOOL in a Bunny costume have to do with the big J.C. coming back to life?
Nothing!
So fuck all that noise and im gonna break it down for as simple as i can i hope
you juggalos take this knowledge and use it wisely. Here now is a breakdown 
of most major religions in their simplest explanations...
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit!!
Atheism: No shit.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happenin'.
Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianism (or Juggalos): Let's smoke this shit!
Now you're skooled about Religion. With that being said, Happy Fuckin Easter from M500
to all the juggalos out there. If you havent been invited to an Easter
Egg hunt or Sunday services heres a few pics to help you get by....
Happy Easter 1
Happy Easter 2
Happy Easter 3
April 7, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
WHOA! Yes its true. Despite what anyone thinks, Im still alive. Fellow M500 Staff
Members had my funeral planned out already. Sorry Guys!
Word, The new lotus dropped yesterday! ABSOLUTELY fxckin' devistating. Buy it, borrow a copy,
listen to it with your homies, but just find a way to bump it. I promise you that you wont be disappointed.
Speaking off Black, the date for The Wraith: Hell's Pit has been released and set for August
31st. Set that date on your calenders Juggalos.
Where have I been? Well for the past week, I have been in Santa Barbara, Cali for a little rest and
relaxation. I had a week to become more in tune with myself and all that sorta shxt. It
Worked. I feel like a 1,000,000 Bucks. Remember that Easter is this Sunday. I wanna send a shot out to my
Little Cousin Ameer who will be turning 16. All the best Bro! The ultimate show down between
the Peeps and CUM-Berry Eggs is this weekend. So make sure you still around and see how it
all unfolds!
Click Here to See the "About Us" Page I Made
I just wanted to Let ya'll know that I'm still around. Ill holla at ya'll with a little more 411 as well
as the results of the show down next week! Enjoy chasing the Easter Bunny and remember, When You
are Drunk, anything is possible! I love ya'll! MMFCL!!!
April 6th 2004 SnaKe MounTain
Greetings bitches! Skeletor
here on Milenko500 with a review of the CD realease of BLACK RAIN by Dark Lotus today
available in stores. Straight up I'm taking a break from filming my show He-Man to
break it down for all you juggalos out there. This album is fuckin ruthless, and who
better to do a review than me Skeletor! I'm a big fan of the first album so in
my empty eye sockets to me it was going to be quite the task to top the first one.
To my surprise this new album is off the CHAIN!! I bump it while im on my tread master
between filming and it gets me so pumped up full of hatred and just makes me want
to punch someone in the face. Like Man-At-Arms, Fuck that guy! What kind of name
is Duncan anyway. I'll be dunkin yo bitch ass head underwater with my Air Force
Onez Beeeyyyacch! But seriously the album is devastating and I cant recommend it enough.
I'd like to think I had a hand in influencing the creation of this album since
i'm fuckin SKELETOR, so with that said i'd like to thank myself on a job well done.
I suppose other people had a hand in the making but they all get special mentions
inside the CD cover so thats enough mention of them. Heres the track listing you bitches!
DARK LOTUS TRACKS
1.Under The Lotus 
2.Black Rain
3.Ka-Boom!
4.That's Me
5.Consume Your Soul
6.She Was
7.Corrosion
8.My First Time
9.With The Lotus
10.Hell House
11.Jump Off
12.The Walls
13.Doornail Dorothy
14.Pass The Axe
15.Death Don't Want You
So in conclusion, the album OWNS, as a matter of fact i'm gonna go fuck Evil Lyn to it
right now. Peace and Much Evil Clown Love juggalos!!
April 5th 2004 Los Angeles, CA Email Me
Click pic.
April 1st, 2004 Denver CO
Hey fellow
juggalos! Well first off i guess the right thing to do would be to introduce myself.
My name name is Randy McGill. But my close friends call me "Goose". I want to thank
the members of the Milenko500 crew for letting me post on their site. Which I visit
everyday. I live in Denver Colorado and I'm a member of the FIRST EVER Juggalo
Minor League Baseball 
team! Of course called the Denver Juggalos! I've been a juggalo
for quite a while now. I may be old school but I know what it is to be a true juggalo
and like many of said, its not how much merch you have, but a way of life. As you can
see I'm very proud of being a juggalo and was thrilled when our team wholeheartedly agreed
to be named the Denver Juggalos.
We're all a bit older but it dont matter. We
can school any young team and this year we look to win it all! We tried contacting Psychopathic
to see if they would sponser us but as of yet we've gotten no return calls, But it dont
matter like i said. We rep the hatchet all around town at, clubs, shopping malls and of
course on the field. We have tons of juggalos at our home games and if you're reading
this now and live in or around Denver come and check us out! Once again I'd just like to
part some wisdom for the younger generation, Being a juggalo means more than just going
to shows and buying albums, it's all about juggalo heart, and if you havent got any, than
yes you my friend arent a juggalo. Thanks to the M500 crew once again and I hope to see
yall at the Gathering. Look for my jersey that says "GOOSE" on the back! MUCH CLOWN LOVE
JUGGALOS!
email
GlenBurnie MD 03/31/04
MY REVIEW OF SHOCK-G's
NEW- "HALLUCINATIONS" SOLO ALBUM...
Rap Legend SHOCK-G aka HUMPTY HUMP of the Platinum rap
group DIGITAL UNDERGROUND has been spending countless
hours in the studio to bring the world his first ever
solo album! Now most hip hop fans remember D.U.'s hit
songs- "Humpty Dance", "Freaks of the Industry",
"Duwhatyalike", "Same Song", "No Nose Job",
"KissUback", and "the Return of the Crazy One". Not
to mention SHOCK's appearences on TUPAC's "I Get
Around" and the Luniz "I Got 5 On It Remix". With
that kind of Resume- rap fans are expecting nothing
but the best from SHOCK's upcoming solo album
"Hallucinations". After 15 years in the Music
Industry...can SHOCK-G still deliver what the fans
want? Well, this past weekend I was able to party
with SHOCK again and he gave me his Pre-Master of his
new album! THIS ALBUM IS A MIND BLOWNING ONE OF A
KIND FUSION OF INCREDIBLE MUSIC!!! PRICELESS. Now
I'm probably the biggest D.U. fan ever, but I've
played it for all my close friends and they were all
impressed! The whole message behind this 17 track
album is to end society's racist views, unlock your
kid side, stop perpetrating as thugs, elevate your
mindstate, AND DISCOVER THE HUMOR IN EVERDAY LIFE.
Now after that statement you're probabally thinking
"fuck that serious shit" & "I don't want no boring
Do-Right album that sounds like a stale Nobel Piece
Prize and shit". It doesn't play like that at all
though. The album is funny as hell...while
subliminally inserting positive messages into the
humor. For example SHOCK mentions- FUCK all the guns
and shit, if you wanna prove how tough you are try
creeping up on a lion and shoving a hot stick of
butter up his ass. Then you're really tough. I gotta
warn you though. If you're gonna get this album when
it drops, don't expect a strictly rap album either.
SHOCK decided to mix it up on this album by using
sounds from all types of music to lace with his unique
lyrics. The Hip Hop beats are still in affect, but
he's experimented with jazzy, R&B, and futuristic
sounds on songs as well. Some of the guests you can
expect to hear on the album include- YUKMOUTH,
MONEY-B, NUMSKULL(THE LUNIZ), ELEMENT, ESINCHILL, and
many more. For the albums official release date keep
checking back at www.shockg.com . I fuckin love this
abstract rap album!!!
VAMPIRO'S RECENT IWA
RESULTS...
My homie VAMPIRO is still tearing shit up over in
Puerto Rico's big IWA promotion. In fact he's
probabally the most popular wrestler on the scene over
there. On 3/27 VAMPIRO teamed up with Sinn to take on
the IWA's most Ruthless tag team ever- Thunder &
Lightning. They look like giant Kane clones. As
always, VAMP's match stole the show. The match flow
basically went back and fourth the whole time. Their
were a few moments when Thunder & Lightning pulled off
some vicious double team power moves. It looked like
they had VAMP's team beat on a couple occasions.
VAMPIRO & Sinn faught back though. In the end it was
VAMPIRO scoring the pinfall after and impressive "Nail
in the Coffin" finisher. VAMP and Sinn also made a
crucial save for their homies earlier on in the show
as well. The VAMPIRO & Sinn/Thunder & Lightning feud
is just heating up over there. I'll keep you posted
on that shit!
MURS FEATURING SHOCK-G
CONCERT REVIEW...
I know a lot of west coast Juggalos know who MURS is.
However, East Coast ninjas aren't as familiar with his
talents. I was first introduced to his music a few
years back and have been a hardcore fan ever since.
He's not your typical rapper. His lyrics are much
more indepth than most shit you hear on the radio. If
you're looking for gangsta rap don't bother with MURS.
This cats on a different level. He's mastered the
art of Storytellin rap, that's always intense as hell
without taking the traditional westcoast gangsta rap
route. Anyways, onto the concert. When I got into
baltimore I met up with SHOCK-G and chilled on the bus
for awhile while we talked about the music biz and
joked around and shit. When SHOCK and I got into the
venue...it was PACKED! I've seen at least a dozen
acts(including Psychopathic Artists) play the
Ottabar...but I've never witnessed it this crowded!
The opening acts that I saw were DJ's spinning with
the quickness. Great stuff. I was really impressed
with this DJ named RJD2. After an hour or so it was
time for MURS to Headline the show. I'd heard his
albums so I knew what music to expect. I had no idea
how much effort he put into his "live" show though.
I'm talking flips, new dances, old school dances,
freestyle breaks, speed rap challenges, etc. SHOCK-G
was his Musical Co-ordinator so he would purposely try
to mix shit up to confuse MURS and get the crowd
laughing. His set was long too. I think he played
over an hour. And then after MURS was finished, SHOCK
allowed all local MC's to take the stage and flex
their Freestyle skills. Overall the show was
Incredible. It blew away all my expectations. Most
of the fans left a sweaty mess. Now, what
non-Psychopathic Records rappers can do that to an
audience? After the show I chilled with SHOCK and
MURS at the hotel party before we went to a local 24
hour spot for some grub. I urge any and all rap fans
to head over to www.definitivejux.net to see when the
tour is heading your way. By the way, guess what MURS
was watching on the tour bus? JCW vol.2! It turns
out he's a big fan of ICP. He even told me he's
interested in getting ahold of the clowns for a
collab! That's hot.
AN UPCOMING SABU MATCH
IN NY...
On 5/14 our former JCW Champion SABU will be wrestling
for the USA Pro Wrestling promotion in Queens NY.
SABU will be taking on the rising Indy star- Homicide
in a No DQ match. You all know how SABU handles his
business...theirs gonna be glood, weapons, and mayhem
everywhere. The show will also feature such wrestling
stars as- Raven, Shane Douglas, Balls Mahoney, Teddy
Hart, and many more. Well, thats about all for now
ninjas. Until next time, Peace and MCL!!!
March 31st 2004 Los Angeles, CA Email Me
Whuts cracking ninjalos? Now I know theres some BYP fans who frequent this site
and anyone who knows BYP 
knows they're down with the juggalos. So how bout us
cali juggalos show some BYP love back to them ninjas by hitting up this upcoming
shizzow! We're talking BYP and a Porn Actress Houston...got your attention now
how. We here at M500 endorse porn to the fullest, in fact we like to think
porn is natures Peep Show.....heres the flavor for the show!
BackYard Pimps Show!
Club Vodka Topless Cabaret Presents: APRIL FOOLS SHOW With
Back Yard Pimps & International porn star HOUSTON
LIVE @ THE PUSSYCAT THEATRE in Hollywood
Thursday April 1, 2004 18 & OVER SHOW W/ ID
7969 Santa Monica blvd. W. Hollywood, CA
1.5 blocks west of fairfax 323-960-5125
Make sure you hit that shit up juggalos! One last thing BIG PROPS
and CONGRATS to Jamie Madrox and Monoxide Child for achieving the status
of Don at Psychopathic. Thats fuckin dope, they've come a long way and we at M500 wish
them nothing but success! MMFCL ninjaz im out!
March 29th 2004
Viva Mexico!
Que Tal me familia! I just spent the 10 days in Cabo San Lucas for Extreme 
Girls Gone Wild Spring Break 2004.
Let me tell you str8 up this was the best time of my life. I have a lot of ties with Mexico, the #1 thing I love about
Mexico is the people. My ties with Mexico are this, all growing up my best friend is/was Donn Dymond/Softcoremike aka Mike Jimenez.
Mike's dad is Ed Jimenez Owner of Don Eduardo's Mexican Restaurant (hence the name Donn Dymond). I went there daily and after I got old enough worked there. I worked
Around people from Mexico that didn't speak any English, people like Rodolfo, Juan, and Arturo. After working there many years and taking Spanish class I was
Pretty good at Spanish. I visited Tijuana, Ensenda, and Rosarito Beach when I was about 16 years old with a friend of mine and his dad drove the whole way. After that around age 18 I and Arturo from Don Edwards who speaks zero English got a 2 bedroom place and we partied and lived together for over 2 years. After that time I became 80% fluent in Spanish. Also around the same time I went to Puerto Vallarta for spring break, and with Arturo I went also to Zamora Mexico and to Mexico City for a month where we lived at his family's house. The extremely good and very helpful thing is that im now 100% fluent in Spanish and living in California I use it often. I want to make it clear to everyone that the best thing about Mexico is the people. there very Respectful, Moral, Religious, and Laid Back to say the least. Mexican people are definitly some of the best people on the planet.
Girls Gone Wild Spring Break 2004 Cabo San Lucas
Mouse over pics for Captions
Alight so Cabo is the place to be for Spring Breakers 
all over the College Campuses. And this place was going off! I stayed in a hotel called the Milea San Lucas witch was a big time resort place with room service, a couch, Mini Bar, and all the goods. A big ass pool with a bar you can swim up to and get cocktails, a gym, hammocks on the beach, Hot Tub, Spa, Restraint, Hotel Bar Etc. This was a four star hotel. I of course did have the chronic smuggled on the plane (secret tactics) so I smoked out the Bell Boy, as well as the Room Service Guys multiple times, they told me all the dope things to do and placed to go in return, as well as they were some good company. One thing to note though for next time, I was offered Cabo Chronic about 10 times on the streets from Shop Keepers and Random Cabo Locals so no need to bring your own.
The Beach
After getting settled and enjoy what the Hotel had to offer the beach scene was the place to go next in the Core Of Cabo. Places like "the Mango Deck" and "Billagins" were the hot spots there. It was going off! People running around drunk as hell, tons of bar sluts whoring it up all over the place. Billagins had
contests all day, a MC on stage hyping shit up, getting the already intensely hammered crowd rallied into a completely wild frenzy for contest like, wet t shirt, arm wrestling, body shots, tattoo contest, wax on nipples, and anything the MC could do to get girls either topless, or all over HIM! It was classic GGW. As you can see in the picture I was there with a spring breaking fine ass blond chick, needless to say we partied HARD! Out in the harbor were 3 Massive Cruse Ships bringing even more Spring Breakers on shore daily so there was a huge mix of people in and out all day long. I got a chance to hit up a 2004 wave runner for a few hours out there circling the cruse ships and Booze Cruse Party boats. The booze cruse is where they took an old catamaran and turned it into a dance floor on water. People falling down drunk the whole time, fun stuff.
Down Town Cabo
After the beach scene it was time to hit up the town, tons of shops selling all the dopest hand made stuff as well as bars every 10 feet. I was sporting my Twiztid Visor repin the hatchet, I got a lot of comments on it, I met a lot of people who knew who Twiztid and ICP were, not one hater nothing but love for the fam. I was constantly drinking Mai Tie's, Coronas, Sol, Bohemia, Negro Modelo, Dos XX, Pacifico's, Miami Vices, Pinia Coladas, Margaritas, ETC ETC. There practically giving drinks away in Cabo! 2 for one every where! Id order 2 beers they would bring me 4! Id get 2 shots of Tequila they would bring me 4! The town is a lot of fun and the people make it that way, the locals have fun and love there town. Places like the Mosimo Store, Sword Shop, and my personal favorite EL PHARMACIA! They don't ask for a prescription in Mexico you can get what ever you want, so I hooked up a few bottles of Soma's, Vicadins, and Vellums. CHEEP! Don't be fooled though there metric system is different than ours, 10mg there is the same as 350mg in the US. The food in the town is the best, so authentic, I ate nothing but Steak Taco's the WHOLE TIME I was there, there is NOTHING LIKE IT and no one even COMES CLOSE to the flavor of there food when your in MEXICO!
Night Clubs
Ok well we all know spring break is about the night clubs too and the night life. Well the place to be in Cabo San Lucas is Sammy Hagar's and Eddie Van Halen's place CABO WABO, they also make the famous CABO WABO Reposado, Blanco, and Anjeo Tequilas created by Sammy Hagar himself. At night this place has 5 different bar's located all over the place and a dance floor upstairs. People there were going nuts, they had a DJ and a MC running the place all night, only incident that night was some frat guy bumping into me spilling the Mai Tie I spent 10 min getting, I knocked him out cold and his bitch ass frat boy friends proceeded to apologize to me before picking him up, it was all good though it didn't ruin MY night. Another place to go is the Giggling Marlin witch is nothing but a place for Young College Co Ed's to get drunk, dress like whore's and act slutty. A few other things to do are the night time bull fights, the night time sunset booze cruse, watch authentic Mexican dancers comedians, cock fights, and fire stunt men.
Viva Mexico!
Cabo San Lucas is one of the best places in the world, I recommend everyone go there some day, its not expensive infact for every 10 of there Paso's its now 1.00 us dollar. The people there are so cool and love life, life if slow paced and not highly technically advanced causing less stress, rarely do you see computers, or even electronic cash registers. I guess that's all I got to say bout cabo for now, i turn 27 in just 5 days or so and my weekend brittle aged old bones need time to crash out and try and recover. And for some strange reason on the plane trip back, I was one of the only people not to get searched so I was able to bring home all the illegal Mexican prescription drugs I bought. Ill be going back to Cabo soon, the plane flight is only 3 hours from Cali to the Tip of Baja California where Cabo is so it's no thing for this player. Now back to hustlin and Rydin peace yall.
March 25th 2004 San Luis Obispo CA Email Me
This just in juggalos. And
this just goes to prove some bitches are shady as hell. Ok most. But i digress.
Everyone knows that the Backyard Wrestling game has been out for quite
a while now as has enjoyed pretty moderate success. Especially among juggalos
for the numerous JCW stars included in the game, including ICP. But check this
news str8 off of IGN.com...
BYW Game Bitch Sues for Money
In what seems to me as an obvious ploy to get more money, a one Kitana Baker
pictured on the left is suing the makers of Backyard Wrestling claiming her
reputation is ruined because of her appearance in the game as an actual
playable character...."Kitana". She claims she was "tricked" into sigining
a contract...heres more from IGN.com..
Baker signed an open-ended talent release for a video that she shot
for Backyard Wrestling. Baker said that she agreed to do a "Playboy style"
striptease for a "Backyard Wrestling Babes" video but would not engage
in any wrestling herself. Her own wrestling footage can be seen in the
Miller Lite ads where she wrestles with another woman in a fountain
and in some very wet concrete.
While it's questionable whether a company like Backyard Wrestling,
whose own website considers its own products to be "hard core"
and to contain "the most outrageous, violent, shocking, and sexy footage,"
is high-class, the problem is not with the videos but with the game Backyard
Wrestling: Don't Try This at Home. Baker's likeness is used in the game as
she is one of the playable characters.
Baker claims that she was tricked into signing the open-ended talent
release and did not want to be featured in any games. In her lawsuit,
Baker is seeking $1 million in damages and wants Backyard Wrestling to
be prevented from using her likeness again in any sequels.
Ms. Baker gets the M500 Award for Snakiest Bitch. Congratulations.
March 24th 2004 Los Angeles Ghetto Cali Email Me
It's whacky wednesday
ninjaz! So head honcho and owner of the Milenko500 website and store Jugalinko
is currently on a business trip in Mexico. He wanted me to let you guys know
that if your ever in mexico...
DONT DRINK THE WATER! Now we got the Dark Lotus tour coming up soon so i know all you
juggalos are geeked about that. Rumor has it the ENTIRE Milenko500 crew including
the shirtless wonder Hodge will be in attendence. Look for myself, Donn Dymond, Jugalinko,
and SKS to be exclusively at the bar, while Kae-Lo and Hodge take turns helping
each other stage dive. Kae's a pretty big guy so i advise any ninjaz upfront please
bring a form head gear as he's been pounding those
PEEPS like what! Ok on to
some news...
Juggalo Movie Reviews Updated
This time a lette gets up on my
movie reviews section and reviews the latest release
of Dawn of the Dead. I have
to admit i saw this one not too long ago and it was pretty damn fresh. Dont forget to
peep the movie review archives to see reviews done by you the juggalos. FUCK EBERT
& ROEPER, these reviews are done by juggalos for juggalos....some of the movies reviewed
include...
But make sure you hitup the Dawn of the Dead review done by Arizona Juggalette by
clicking here and as always you can send in your own movie reviews.
Club Lotus 3
Speaking of the dead coming back to life, my homie Bugley of the finally back up
with a new domain name
LCJUGGALOS.NET has put together
another meetup for juggalos and its going down this Sunday. Its called Club Lotus
and its basically a club for juggalos to kick it and get drunk and listen to some
Psychopathic shizznit spun by
DJ Fear, a hardcore OG juggalo from da hood. Here are the
details, if you're in the area i highly suggest going cuz its OFF THE HOOK!
Club Lotus 3
March 28th @ 9pm
1923 E 7th
Long Beach, CA
(562)599-6170
$5 cover 21 and over
Couple quick notes before i bounce,
1. Anyone wanna help me start a campaign
to get the Olsen twins to pose for Playboy once they turn 18......i know SKS
is down, and 2.
The Lockdown section is currently being worked on so if you
sent in your pic and you donts see it up yet, it should be soon. Unlike other
sites that never update their juggalos section (I wont mention any names lol)
we actually do...BWAH! MCL ninjaz and hope to see yall at the Gathering. I'm out
like what BABY WHUT!?!
email
GlenBurnie MD 03/24/04
RECENT VAMPIRO
RESULTS
FROM THE IWA...
My homie VAMPIRO just teamed up with fellow IWA
star
Slash Venom to take on Diamante and Ray(with
Profe) in
the Main Event of the evening. Early in the
match
VAMPIRO recieved a brutal kick to his knee. His
shit
looked busted forreal. That didn't stop him from
putting on another show stopping performance!
This
was by far the best match of the evening. All 4
men
pulled off some incredible high risk moves. At
one
point VAMP used the ropes to launch himself to
the
outside of the ring onto Diamante. It looked
like it
knocked Diamante out cold for a few mins. VAMP
also
cleaned Ray's clock with a devastating spinning
heel
kick from the top rope. Toward the end of the
match
Profe tried to slip a foriegn object in to
Diamante.
Slash noticed what was going on and nailed
Diamante
with a Kendo stick instead. That was it for
Diamante
as VAMPIRO scooped him up and planted him with
his
famous "nail in the coffin" finisher.
RECENT NOSAWA
RESULTS...
On 3/19 our current JCW Champion was involved in
a big
"10:00 Lightning" match at the Arena Mexico. His
opponent was Lucha Libre superstar Tigre Blanco.
Although NOSAWA was the underdog going into the
match,
he held his own all the way till the end of the
bout.
At one point it looked like NOSAWA was gonna
score the
pinfall after an amazing spinning karate kick.
However, the ref was accidentally KO'd during the
kick
as well. Moments after the ref awakened, NOSAWA
was
caught in Tigre's finisher...followed by a 3
count.
It was still a hellava match for NOSAWA. The
fans
cheered for both men as they walked back to the
dressing room.
MYZERY'S "BAD
INFLUENCE"
ALBUM TO BE SOLD HERE...
I just got off the phone with MYZERY and it looks
like
M500 will be carrying MYZERY's recent "Bad
Influence"
album. Keep checking back in the M500 store, it
should be for sale here very soon. Also, I'm
going be
conducting another interview with MYZERY asap.
Be on
the lookout for that as well. Hey, check this
out. I
know it's early in the year...but MYZERY & MARZ's
new
collaborations are probabally gonna be in my
"Best of
2004" awards. I've just heard em and they're
that
fuckin Lethal!!!
RECENT SABU
RESULTS...
This past weekend was the "Brawl for Braxton"
wrestling show in Detroit MI. For those who
don't
remember, Yukon Braxton was a huge Juggalo
wrestler
that passed away last year. He was a great guy
and
will be forever missed. Now onto the results.
Former
JCW Champion SABU took on ICP's old NWA/TNA
nemesis-
Monty Brown. Brown is strong as hell and looked
like
he was gonna kill SABU with some of his brutal
power
moves. SABU kept fighting back though. SABU
managed
to wear Brown down with an array of high risk
moves
and foriegn objects. In the end it was SABU
squeking
out a victory over Monty Brown. Also on the show
was-
WWE star Al Snow, former WWE star Zach Gowen,
Former
JCW Champion Breyer Wellington, JCW star Necro
Butcher
and many more.
AN UPCOMING U.S.
WRESTLING EVENT FEATURING VAMPIRO AND
NOSAWA...
Former JCW Champion and longtime Juggalo- VAMPIRO
will
be taking on Current JCW Champion- NOSAWA for the
AWS
promotion in Southern Cali on May 1st. The match
will
be a No DQ Match! So you can expect a ton of
mayhem.
Will the JCW belt be on the line? VAMPIRO did
give
NOSAWA the JCW title a while back. Does VAMP
want his
belt back? Don't forget- May 1st the AWS
federation
will be heading to the City of Industry CA.
VAMPIRO
vs. NOSAWA! 2pm belltime. For more info check
out
www.socaluncensored.com (upcoming events
section).
Well, that's about all the news for now ninjas.
Until
next time, Peace and MCL!!!
email
GlenBurnie MD 03/16/04
ICP AND VAMPIRO PATCH
THINGS UP...
I just got word from my homie VAMPIRO that he and ICP
ironed out their past differences! This is fuckin
great news. Us Juggalos have been hoping for these
guys to re-unite for a couple years now. The wait is
over. And according to our former JCW Champion-
VAMPIRO...the upcoming video game "BACKYARD WRESTLING
2" just got awhole lot better! Thats right, VAMPIRO
Will be added to the list of Juggalo Wrestlers on the
game as well. As for other Big Juggalo related events
with VAMPIRO appearences...well we're just gonna have
to wait and see.
RECENT NOSAWA RESULTS
FROM AROUND THE GLOBE...
Our current JCW Champion NOSAWA has been extra busy
these days. Not only has he been turning heads on the
weekly NWA/TNA shows but he's also in high demand for
wrestling promotions around the globe as well. On
03/12 NOSAWA took part in a big 6-Man tag match from
the Arena Mexico. The match was NOSAWA/Mazada/Loco
Max vs. Volador Jr./Tony Rivera/Sagrado. This match
seemed a lil bit different from the average 6-Man Tag
matches NOSAWA usually competes in. It just seemed to
have a much slower pace than normal. Not necessarily
a bad thing, just different. Their was much more old
school grappling going on. NOSAWA still managed to
squeeze in a few of his lightning quick ninja kicks to
his opponents faces. In the end it was Volador's team 
scoring the pinfall after some crafty teamwork behind
the refs back. By the way, I don't know if you ninjas
peeped it on the TNA ppv but NOSAWA seems to have
gotten a new Hatchet Man tat on his throat.
SABU TO APPEAR AT THE
UPCOMING YUKON BRAXTON MEMORIAL SHOW...
This years "BRAWL AT THE HALL 3" will be held on 3/21
at St. Andrews Hall in Detroit MI. The event is in
Honor of the late YUKON BRAXTON. You may remember
seing YUKON at previous ICP events. He was a great
wrestler and a big time Juggalo as well. At this
years memorial event will be our Juggassociate SABU.
He'll be taking on ICP's nemesis from NWA/TNA shows-
Monty Brown. Also on the show is WWE star Al Snow,
former WWE star Zach Gowen, former JCW champion Breyer
Wellington and many more. If you're in the area than
you deffinetely won't wanna miss this show!
RECENT VAMPIRO RESULTS
FROM THE IWA...
VAMPIRO recently made his triumphant return to the IWA
in Puerto Rico. IWA is a Huge promotion over there.
It's like the WWE is to the U.S.. On 03/13 VAMPIRO
took on Chet "the Jet" Jablonski(with manager
Habanna). VAMPIRO basically dominated Chet the whole
match through. Their were a few occasions where
Habanna tried to cheat for Chet, but VAMPIRO put a
stop to all that shit. VAMP nailed Chet with his
famous "Nail in the Coffin" finisher for the 3 count!
The very next night VAMPIRO had a match against El
Diamente. This bout wasn't as one sided as VAMP's
match the night before. Both men looked like they
suffered some injuries during the match. After a few
nearfalls and VAMPIRO's devastating Chokeslam, he was
able to gain the pin on Diamente. As always, the fans
went nuts for VAMP! He's easily one of the most
popular stars the IWA has ever seen.
UNDERGROUND WICKED-RAP
GROUPS WANT YOUR OPINION...
A while back I updated about the Group DiamonKutz.
They wanted some Juggalos input on their music and
site. Well, theirs a New DiamonKutz website with new
tracks up as well. Check out the new site at
http://evilwordsrecords.tripod.com and let em know
whatcha think. Also the up & coming wicked rappers
Medula have a new EP coming out in April titled
"Brainwashed". They want you ninjas to peep the site
at www.medulamusic.net and give em your feedback. For
those ninjas that have seen Medula live and wanna know
where you can see them again, listen up. On 03/25
they'll be the only rap group competing at the "battle
of the Bands" at the Thunderdome in B-More MD. Also,
on May 14th you can see them at the Thunderdome again
headlining a show featuring Rigamortiz and Marc Shyst.
Well, thats about all for now ninjas. Until next
time, Peace and MCL!!!
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March 17th 2004 Los Angeles Ghetto Cali
Whats up ninjaz?!? Well its official. Today
is St. Patty's Day. I'd like to personally extend a hearty CHEERS to all the irish juggalos
out there. On this day its socaially acceptable to get blew out for no reason. M500 legal
standards prevent the crew from drinking while shipping, but if you happen to accidently
get a bottle of tobasco sauce instead of a copy of the Purple show, or maybe a tube of
cold creme for those pesky herpes instead of Jumpsteady's album rest assured as soon as
we sober up we'll get our shit straight. Now onto some news!
Boogieman Holding it Down!
The Godfather of the wicked shit will be having his own autograph signing.
So nows the time, if you cant make to the Gathering, to hitup Esham to sign cd,s
posters, merch, pretty much anything. Like asses n titties if your a Fee-Mail. Bwah!
There will also be giveaways, so like i mentioned if you're not gonna make it to the
the Gathering this is a prime chance to chill with Esham and possiblty win some
free shit! Rumor has it that Esham himself is donating a limited edition Repentence
leather jacket to be raffled off. So dont miss out!
Saturday April 3rd 1-3pm
Planet Rock Records
1904 Springwells
Detroit MI, 48209
(313)554-4525
Also, promoters, and anyone in the industry out there, What does Esham have in common
with the likes of Beyonce, Alan Jackson, and even Christina Aguilera?? Well besides
the fact that they all kick it together on a normal basis....they're also on this booking
website i came across on the net. Don't let the name fool ya tho, i dont think its TNT from
Natas, but check out
T&T Booking.com and right away you'll see Esham's mug on there.
Well thats it for now ninjaz. Kae Lo loves
Peeps and also men. Till
next time im out like whut
BABY WHUT!?!
March 16th, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Tuesday. Lord Its Tuesday. JuGgalos!!! JuGgalettes! Tis' I! The M500 Rookie here again to
give you guys a run down of the weekend. St. Patty's day is just around the corner. Remember
this is the one time of the year that we are all Irish. We here at M500 encourage heavy drinking as well
as continuing to search for the pot of Gold at the other end of the rainbow.
This past Friday our homies The Backyard Pimps had the Sunset Strip hopping around on one foot.
For those of you who missed it, missed a great show. The band showed up in a stretch limo. The
show over all was just like one big party. The show started off with my personal favorite BYP
song Racial Tension. BYP's set consisted of many new songs as well as many of their old
favorities. After the show we all kicked it out in from of the Roxy.The band signed autographs,
The Bassist was missing though. After calling in the search and recover team, we found Big Worm
at the back of the Roxy grubbing down Pizza. It was Steve's, the singers, birthday! Happy
Bday Bro! BYP has a couple shows around the corner. Be sure
to catch them when the go to your town. I promise you wont be disappointed.
We here at Milenko 500 do not believe in any drama. We are happy with life. There are certain times
that a problems may arise with other people. This past weekend, a little dilema developed. This
was not only between two .com's, but within the site as well. This past Sunday was Wrestlemania.
My personal body guard, my friend Amie, and myself went over to our homie Guy's pad. Well
into the night the problem sprung out of no where. The Changoland.com crew got into a headed debate with me,
the milenko500.com crew, about which easter candy was better. The Changoland crew decided to
side as "Team Cadbury Cream Eggs".. The Milenko 500 Crew and Guy sided as "Team Peeps The Marshmellow Treat."
For the Easter treat clueless, Peeps are little duck marshmellow treats that are covered in sugar.
Cadbury Eggs are chocolate eggs that contain a cream filling. My homies Chango, Nvision and Sabishii claim
that the Cream filling gives you a sensation like no other. Mr Clown E Love decided to jump on board
with that opinion. Until the Easter Season passes, Clown E and Myself will battling for the truth of "What
really is the best candy." Im pretty sure that My cousin, Guy and Myself are going to be
victorious in this battle!
Be sure to check out the message board by
CLICKING HERE to voice your opinion about the Candy of choice. I do believe
that is all I have for you! Take care! MMFCL.
... oh yea... Stay tuned for the basketball game of the year. Team Dressy Gangstas V. Hondo of the BYP and Chris...
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GlenBurnie MD 03/10/04
MARZ/MYZERY CONCERT REVIEW AND
UPCOMING SHOW REMINDER...
I know this concert review is a lil overdue, but
someone close to me is in the hospital. Needless to
say, I've been outta town a lot lately. Okay, so onto
the MARZ B-More show review. Fuckin Incredible
concert! That dude has so much talent it's mind
blowing. Before I get into his nuclear-devastating
set, lemme fill you in on the rest of the show.
My
boy Skizzy opened first. He's made his set a duo now
with MD rapper Don. Their set was funny as hell cause
they had two hillarious Devils trying to seduce a
couple of females in the background. Good shit. Then
the indy horror bands Rigamortiz and Medula played
their sets. I was very impressed with Medula's
performance. If you pay close attention to the words,
you can really tell that they've put a lot of thought
into their wicked lyrics. CLICK HERE FOR MARZ PICS ON MARZ SITE.
Okay, now onto one half of
the double Headliners that night- my homies 
MYZERY(Myzery, Ponch, and Napalm)! Now incase you're
familiar with MYZERY's former set lists from the GOTJ
2001 or his early touring years with ICP...it's much
more "strictly Hip-Hop" these days. Not as much
wicked shit. Phat as hell nonetheless! I'm a huge
Underground Hip Hop fan, and MYZERY is about to take
the Hip Hop industry by storm. All it takes is the
right person to hear his music and "BAM"! He'll be
all over the place. He mostly performed songs from
his last two albums- "Red Eye" and "Bad Influence".
For all us hardcore MYZERY fans it was a very
significant set because he did a few unreleased
Remixes of his songs as well. NAPALM also added a
couple songs from his debut "Thirsty" album into the
mix. Man, I don't know if you guys remember MYZERY's
live performance, but he's got an amazing stage
pressence!
Up next was the Original Dark Lotus member
himself...MARZ!!! Wow, he's added so much dope shit
to his live shows! Throughout the show he had all
kinds of MARZ-TRIBE members tearing up the stage with
him. I'm talking BaseBall bat killaz, near naked cop
chicks manipulating night sticks, west coast gangsta
dancers, and a giant Gorilla-Suit dude. All kinds of
crazy stage show stuff going on. As for his song set.
MARZ rocked the mic so hard I actually witnessed some
"cool-calm-collected" fans transform into
"buck-wild-lunatics" before my very eyes.
He
performed a ton of songs from his debut album, Gorilla
Pimpin, his upcoming mix tape, and even some fresh
remixes from his old Ministry days. All of Camp
MYZERY joined MARZ and the Tribe on stage for the
final song of the night.
From what both parties told
me afterwards, this is just the beginning of the
MARZ/MYZERY joint shows. All in all it was the best
"live" show I've witness in a long time...and I go to
a lot of concerts. Chi-Town MARZ fans listen up. You
can witness him in concert this sunday in Chicago at
602 North. Believe me, you don't wanna miss it.
RECENT VAMPIRO
RESULTS...
My homie VAMPIRO is back busting skulls in Mexico! A
few weeks ago he took part in the Main Event 6-Man tag
match from the Arena Mexico. The match was
VAMPIRO/Shocker/L.A. Par-K vs. Rey Bucanero/Ultimo
Guerrero/Black Warrior. The match wasn't going in
VAMP's favor from the get go. It seemed that he and
his teammates couldn't get along at all. It was a
"Best of 3 Falls" bout and after Rey's team scored the
first pin...VAMPIRO's team walked out on him. This
allowed all 3 members of Rey's team to beat on VAMP.
Black Warrior eventually got the pin fall on a lone
VAMPIRO. After the match Warrior challenged VAMPIRO
for his title the very next week. Of course VAMP
accepted. So one week later VAMPIRO is back Main
Eventing the Arena Mexico against Black Warrior. The
match was for VAMPIRO's NWA Lt Weight title. After a
grueling back and fourth match that took place in and
outta the ring...the match came to a No-Contest.
VAMPIRO retained his title. Now that VAMP's done his
tour of Japan with Rock Band- Rancid, he's gonna be
snapping necks in rings all over the globe again.
THE RAREST ESHAM SONG OF
ALL TIME HAS BEEN PROVEN...
I can remember a few months back reading a message
from an ESHAM fan about a rare ESHAM and Street
Preacher collab track called "Jesus". Basically
everyone in that message board thought he was just
joking. Nothing ever really came of the rumor. Until
now. I was over at the internets best ESHAM/NATAS
site- www.acidrap.com and came across a thread in the
RLP Purgatory about the same mysterious track. Again,
no real proof it existed. However, the author of the
thread actually posted up a 15 second song clip of
Street Preacher's (featuring ESHAM) track titled
"Jesus". It's legit. Apparently the guy who owns the
disk was told that only 10 copies of the album were
ever printed. That's a Rare ESHAM joint right there.
To hear the sample for yourself just head over to
www.acidrap.com and search the RLP Purgatory.
RECENT NOSAWA
RESULTS...
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Our current JCW Champion- NOSAWA has been turning a
lot of heads overseas lately. He was recently
involved in a big 6-Man tag match at the Arena
Coliseo. The match was NOSAWA/Mazada/Mr. Mexico vs.
Angel Azteca/Neutron/Ultimo Vampiro(an original name
huh). This match stole the show! All 6 men pulled
off some unbelievable high risk moves. The sound of
the impact when NOSAWA ninja kicked Angel was so loud
that the fans rose to their feet in dis-belief. In
the end it was NOSAWA scoring the pin on a unconscious
Neutron. I can't believe WWE hasn't approached Nosawa
about some kind of feud with Tajiri yet. Well, that’s
about all for now ninjas. Until next time, peace and
MCL!!!
March 10th, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Aight, So heres the truth everyone. For any ninjas with enough time on their hands to
check out American Idol, have noticed that the competition is getting heated. What you didn't
know is that myself and Mr. E Love did a duet together and got cut from the competition. We
did many Disney Classics such as, "Its a Small World" and "Somewhere Over the Rainbow." Why
we got censored and edited out is beyond me. My audition picture is on the left. What does this have to do with my post? I shall
tell you...
It has to do with nothing, absolutly Nothing to do with it. I'll tell you what though... Those Backyard Pimp
characters are up to their antics here in Southern Cali once again. For any ninjas here in the
Hollywood Area, I strongly urge you guys to go peep BYP at the Roxy on Friday night. The
Roxy is located right next to the hookers on beautiful Sunset. These guys put it down like 
no other. Please show up ninjas and of course ninjettes. The music will be great and you can enjoy
the ridiculous stories of myself and the band...
Hang out spots? Know of any? Well, any around the Trashadena and LA County area? Well me and my
partner in crime Clown E Love are lookin for places to act the fool for a Day. We tend to get bored
and sometimes, Shooting rats in our boxer shorts just ain't enough. Feel free to E-Mail Me!
We've both experienced the hospitalities of LA County Jail, so please no where near that area...
I hope all of you have had a change to peep Hodges interviews! Brutha has conducted more interviews than I can count!
They are all fxcking cool as hell and if you notice, he's wearing a shirt in each picture! I'm
serious! Just look below! Read the Interviews! Give Kae a 100 Dollars! Email Hodge and Give him props for all his
hard work! Hodge your my hero!...
You know what would be cool right about now? Na, not sniffing farts. Na, not imagining Kae-Lo
playin naked twister with a 20 LB Ham.. Open up a new browser and go to www.ticketmaster.com... I'll wait, go ahead and do that...
Sweet Shxt, Now type in Dark Lotus! Yes yes YES, dark lotus dates are floatin about now. May 18th is the
Southern Cali date set for the House of Blues in Hollywood. That too is located next to the hooker and the stoners
on beautiful Sunset! For those inquiring minds, I will show up with my 20 LB Ham...
So I guess thats all I have to say for right now. Surgeon General Warns: Too much of
Kae's ramble might lead to you thinking and acting like a moose.... I LOVE YOU ALL MCL! This is Kae
Signing out!
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March 4th 2004 Hollywood, CA
What up juggalos!? Man the Gatherings
coming up real soon! I cant fuckin WAIT! Anyway, before i get into my
update yall juggalos / JCW fans betta peep the fresh off the presses
Mad Man Pondo Interview Hodge jes did. Its fuckin DEVASTATING! Much
props to Hodge for that shit. You can see it by clicking the link
or by simply scrolling down. Once again he drops some helly interesting questions.
New Horror Movie "Cemetery Gates"
Ok so last night my homie Roy of SOTA F/X (guy that filmed Bootlegged in LA) invited
me to a movie set where hes directing a new horror flick called Cemetery Gates. First
off if you've never been to a movie shoot, its the shit and i highly recommend anyone
who has a chance to see one to do it. Cuz all the behind the scenes work is fuckin
amazing when all that work shows up on screen and you know all the little details
of what went down.
The film stars Reggie Bannister from Phantasm fame. You know wit the
"Tall Man" chasing those kids with the metal flying spheres. If you dont remember he was the
dude driving the Ice Cream Truck. I got to meet him and hes hella nice and was way
geeked to be in this film. He's a huge horror fan and will be seen in the upcoming
finale to the Phantams series, yup theres one more in the works juggalos.
The scene i got to watch had this chick being slaughtered by the creature in the
movie which is a mutated tasmanian devil. Now the pics i took arent the best quality
cuz the scene was filmed inside a cave, but not jes any cave. It was the very same
cave that was popularized by the 60's hit tv show BATMAN. THats right FUCKIN BATMAN BITCH!
It was madd cold in that cave as i could tell jes by lookin at the lead actress. Heres a couple screen shots.
One is of Roy the director (wearing red Lotus jersey) doing a "blood splatter" effect on the cave wall
& the other is the lead actress who's heart gets ripped out, laying on the
cave floor covered in blood in the good ol' spread eagle position.
From what i've heard this movie is soon to be a cult classic. Expect a full review
once i get my greedy hands on a directors copy. Theres a ridiculous amount of
bloody gory kills and YES there is nudity cuz i know juggalos are like WTF Clown E
can i see some fuckin SKINZ or what!?!? Well the answer's yes lol.
Well thats it for now juggalos. Hope to see yall at the Gathering this year. Imma
end this update with a different kind of Baby Whut...this ones for the DOGG
going anal on the Twins....haha....
BABY WHUT!?!
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GlenBurnie MD 02/10/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH JCW STAR- MAD MAN PONDO...(CLICK HERE)
Mad Man Pondo can be easily recognized by Juggalos
because of his presence on the JCW tour/DVD’s, as a
character on the Backyard Wrestling Game, his
Gathering of the Juggalos appearances, and as the
cover boy for ICP’s STRANGLE MANIA 2 video. He’s also
very well known throughout the wrestling industry in
general, due to his ultra violent and innovative
reputation of Hardcore matches. For those of us who
have witnessed PONDO’s matches we’ve only see his
gimmick, which is to simply destroy anyone and “piss
off” everyone! However, theirs a lot more to PONDO
than we can see on wrestling videos. In this
interview he speaks on such topics as- his upcoming
movie appearance, working for the Jerry Springer Show,
Backyard Wrestling 2, his real relationship with ICP,
the Juggalettes Gone Wicked dvd release party, the
Bumpin Uglies, the most brutal matches of his career,
some of his closest friends in the wrestling business,
and much more. Click here and Enjoy!
Feb 28th 2004 California
Submit your Questions for the STEVE O Interview
Click here to Send in your questions
Ok Steve O is all hyped to do this interview. I talked to Steve a few times last week and its on. What were going to do
is have YOU the fans send in your questions to Steve O. Just think of something fresh and intense to ask him and send it in. Click here and you will find a page for submiting your questions for Steve. Steve O is very busy filming WILD BOYZ season 2 as well as working on dvd number 4. This is awsome that he is taking the time out to let us interview him and what better way to do it then to let YOU inteview him. Send in your name, email and question and if your question is chosen you will get mentioned in the interview along with your question. Aight then. Get the job done.
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GlenBurnie MD 02/25/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH WU-TANG'S OWN- LA THE DARKMAN...(Click Here For the Interview)
As with most WU-TANG CLAN projects, news of an
upcoming LA THE DARKMAN album creates anticipation
throughout the Hip Hop community! With the success
and acclaim from his debut "Heist of the Century"
album, critics are expecting nothing but the best WU
material from his sophomore LP titled- "DARKMAN II".
It's been about 5 years since his debut album dropped.
However, with incredible tracks on ODB's, GZA,
INSPECTAH DECK, SUNZ OF MAN, V-ICE, ICP, and several
other rappers albums...he's remained a serious
contender in the rap industry. I was recently able to
conduct this exclusive interview with LA THE DARKMAN.
In it he speaks on such topics as- the New album
"DARKMAN II", Collaborations, his movie projects, his
arrival into the WU-TANG CLAN, old Label beefs, video
games, and more. Enjoy!
Also there is a mini gathering coming up, info below.
Hey, im Kiel and im hosting a Tattoo Mini Gathering party in NH. we're shootin for april, but the artist needs to wait for more people interested in getting a tattoo and putting up a deposit before he can make flight plans and needle/ink order. Check out his work at www.BoneyardTattoos.com . We're looking for Juggalos and Juggalettes who want to hang out with other ninjas, and get a tattoo at the same time..I can be reached at banbeanie@hotmail.com or 603-502-2909 or talk to vince (boneyard) directly at 239-777-1796 or e-mail info@boneyardtattoos.com
thanks and mcl!
- Kiel aka. JimmYDead
Also Jump steady took some juggalos from the states and took them around the UK.
click here for pics
Click here for Info
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Feb. 24th 2004 Los Angeles Ghetto Cali
Morning juggalos! It's about
10am here in sunny california, about 1pm for all the east coasters. Like Kae mentioned below
the Gathering is once again upon us. This year hopes to even better than last. I dont see how
though cuz when SKS aka Serial Killa Scott was on the plane coming home. All he could do
was go on and on about how dope the gathering was and that there was no way he would
miss it next year. Like a japanese school girl on a rich man's knee he was giddy with anticipation.
Well theres some rumors about this years gatheringa and well that happens to conincide with
my update. The following are tour dates for M500 homie and Hodges road dawg Vanilla Ice. Yes
the same V-Ice fresh off the second season of the Surreal Life on the WB. Yall see that
shit? LoL anyway here are the UPCOMING tour dates...PEEP THE LAST ONE IN PARTICULAR! Thanks
to Wraithcard6 for the heads up on the tour dates.
Vanilla Ice Tour Dates
02/26/04 York Hardware Bar York, PA
02/27/04 Bootleggers Woodlyn, PA
3/12/04 Plaza Resort Hotel Daytona Beach, FL
03/13/04 The Quest Minneapolis, MN
03/17/04 O'Connell's Irish Pub & Grill Norman, OK
03/20/04 Phi Kappa Phi Oxsford, MS
04/14/04 The Tavern at American University (Registered students Only) Washington DC
07/18/04 The Gathering with ICP: Crystal Forest Campground Garrettsville, OH
BYP for dat Ass
Real talent never goes away and that definitely applies to our homies
the Back Yard Pimps. I'll be the first to say theres way too many wannabe
bands out there that front like they got talent, but these guys actually
do and have a proven track record. Fuck it imma say it...if these guys went
on American Idol that bitch ass Simon would be the first to suck their dicks.
Ok that was a bit raw. I mean please them orally. Well the BYP crew is hard
at work on a new full length LP to drop soon. Best believe we will have that
for you in our store. For now peep the upcoming show they have!
Saturday February 28, 2004 @ Goodfellas in Rancho
w/ Chapter 11, Drift, & Manifest Nation
8034 Haven Ave. 909-987-3005
21+, $5 cover show starts @ 9, get there early
For more info hitup www.backyardpimps.com
JQ / Juggalo Question of the Day
Starting this again. Once a Hotline feature i'll be asking a JQ of the Day
on my updates. Todays is..With the upcoming remake of Dawn of the Dead coming
out soon, my question to all the juggalos out there...
What is the all-time best ZOMBIE movie?
Email answers to
demonseedspewer@yahoo.com and after i go through them i'll post the one
that gets the most votes.
Aight im done, MMFCL ...
BABY WHUT?!?
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Feb. 24th 2004 Park bench Somewhere
Hello
juggalos! Ya old friend Boxcar Joe here for a quick update. Lately i've been touring
the country promoting my new "Sweating to Oncoming Traffic" workout tapes. Anyway
im on here to give you guys the 4-1-1 on Faygoluvers. Whos site has been stricken
with Anthrax. Heres an official statement from head honcho Scottie D...
FLH Has a Boo Boo
Hey everybody,
This is Scottie from Faygoluvers.net. If you've
been to the site for the last few days, you've
probably noticed that we aren't up. It's the same
shit that happened around 2 months ago, only it seems
that it's worse this time. We're trying to get
everything back up, and should have a temporary page
just for posting news up soon. I just thought I'd let
you and all of our readers know what was going down.
If you wouldn't mind, could you please put something
up about this on your respective sites? I appreciate
it. Thanks in advance, and for your help in the past
too!
Peace,
Scottie D
http://www.faygoluvers.net
ps. Heres a preview of my workout tape
Feb 23rd 2004 California
New Twiztid Posters available at Milenko 500 Store
ONLY 9.99 EACH (click here to order)
these will be on sale for 9.99 for the next week or so, that way everyone who has a poster collection can get these
at a discount to complete there collection. + everyone who orders both the posters at once gets a pack of either
Big Joker or Smoking Blue Rolling papers so you can fire up a fat joint n trip out on your black light posters! (while supplies last, but we have alot in stock)
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GlenBurnie MD 02/22/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH RAP LEGEND- SHOCK-G aka HUMPTY HUMP... (CLICK HERE)
This past Presidents Day weekend I was lucky enough to
attend the final showdate(in D.C.) of DIGITAL
UNDERGROUND’s recent tour of the U.S. Just like the
last time I witnessed them “live”…they put on another
Flawless performance!!! Before the show even began I
ran into D.U. & Dungeon Squad member 2 Fly Ely. He
told me to wait for him after the show so we could
party. So there I am in chillin in the Marriot with
Rap Legends DIGITAL UNDERGROUND and about 10 longtime
fans. I talked to SHOCK-G for a while, and before you
know it we’re scheduling for this in-depth interview.
Now incase you’re reading this and the names SHOCK-G,
HUMPTY HUMP, and DIGITAL UNDERGROUND “ring a bell”,
but you can’t quite pinpoint where you’ve heard those
names…here’s a quick lil history lesson before you
peep the interview. DIGITAL UNDERGROUND is the
Oakland formed rap group who’s responsible for
numerous Gold/Platinum albums that featured such hit
songs as- “The Humpty Dance”, “Dowutchyalike”, "Kiss
You Back", “Same Song”, “Freaks of the Industry”, “I
GOT 5 ON IT(RMX),“No Nose Job”, “I get around(feat
TUPAC)”, “Return of the Crazy One”, and “Oregano
Flow”. Although the group has seen several members
come and go through the years, the groups veteran
members include- SHOCK-G, HUMPTY HUMP(Shocks split
personality), MONEY B, CLEE, 2 FLY ELY, and the late
TUPAC. Aside from SHOCK’s D.U. fame, he’s received
praise throughout the music industry for his
production contributions on other artists projects as
well. It’s been awhile since the worlds been blessed
with an in-depth interview with the multiple man
himself. Lets take a journey through the mind of rap
Legend SHOCK-G.
February 21, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Yooooo JuGgaLos and JuGgaleTtes of The World! Its your confused, M500 Rookie Kae back again to
say... Hello! Not much has been going down here in the ghettos of trashadena. Over here,
we had the Black History Parade in ta Dena. The festivities started at precisely 9 am. Its 12:30 pm
right now and i missed it. Im sure it was great. Always is.
As many of you have seen, we here at M500 celebrate Black Hertiage month to the fullest.
Just like Clown E said, Its all in good fun and humor. Just like any other proud Minority,
I celebrate the month with my cousins with good ol' fashion BBQ's and Kool-Aid. Take a
look at Donn Dymonds update one how he put it down for the Heritage. This month is a good
reason to get drunk and it leads us into next month, which is Saint Patricks Day. Saint Pattys
Day is a good day to put a months worth of Alkie in your system in one day that will last til Easter. Easter
equals spring break which is another excuse to get loaded up for a week. So as you can
see, Black heritage month is a good month to remember and rejoice the great works of African
Americans. It always paves the way for all major drinkin for the next couple months!
For those of you who have been hiding in a bush, the Gathering of the Juggalos 2004 is right
around the corner. Tickets go on sale real soon so make sure you get those Lemonade Stands up and
start selling them cups of sour goodness! Be good and Represent! Love ya'll! MMMCL! This be your homie
Kae-Lo signing Out!!!!! Im off to listen to my Rick James Cassettes...
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Feb. 19th 2004 Los Angeles Ghetto Cali
Whats up juggalos!? Well as usual im here as the voice of reason. So with that
i present to you the following update from International Baller Donn Dymond. This
was the much anticipated update on Black History Month. Now keep in mind the following
is all done in good humor Its not meant to offend but merely entertain. Just like
a stripper giving you lap dance. She might cry a little at first, but rest assured
her goal is to keep you entertained. We here at M500 got love for all cultures, cuz
juggalos come in all colors. Peace love and equality and all that bullshit. With that
said. Read below for Donn Dymonds update and remember we're all black when the lights go out.
MMFCL WOOPTY WOO!
California Feb 19th 2004 EMAIL ME HERE
hey hey hey
UNGOWA NINJA'S!!! as you may or may not know it's black history month nation wide (we started it). We at M500 like to represent black history and culture to the fullest this month becuz as i see it its not juss about learning black history , its a month for EVERYONE to be black. i;ve been doing various things to psyce myself up for the black expirience. On tuesday i smoked a joint and watch'd 2 hours of roots. I've stared down every middled aged white person i've seen. I bought a cd with club remixes of negro spirituals (wade in the water is the shit, but when swing low gets played, even the bartenders are on the dance floor.)
BLACK CULTURE FACT
did you know that whoopi goldburg and nippsy russel never let the east coast west coast beef die? they currently have the entire cast of hollywood sqaures split into seperate X an O camps, each trying to claim center sqaure as there own threw phisical violence and snaps about eachothers mothers.
I ask'd my other roommate Mayfeild what he thought about black history month. This is how it went.
Q. Hey mayfeild you know its black history month,
A. yea and....
Q. so, what you do you think about it?
A. its about tyme other people found out what its like to be ME!!
Q. HUH? I've known you for 15 years, your white ninja.
A. mutherfucker i aight been white since '89!!!
Q. explain?
A. well when new jack city came out, i liked it so much i
knew there must be some black in me. Then a few years later when
boys in the hood came out i realized that I'm an oppressed negro
under the heel of the man. Then after i saw higher learning,
sheeeet, i was mandingo, FUCK REMY!!
BLACK HISTORY MOMMENT
did you know that M500's own CLOWN E LOVE followed the lead of great african american inventors like goerge washington carver and invented the malt liqeur 41!! its juss slightly more malt liquer then normal, giveing you an ouce to pour out for your dead homies and still leaveing you with a FULL 40!!!
the day that truly changed my life ninja's was febuary 12th 2004. For those of you near the central coast of california know, the MICHAEL JACKSON trial is only short 20 minute drive from my house, while everyday 100's off people gather in front of the court house to catch a glimpse of the man himself, decided that in the spirit of the month i too should check out the action. I went totally thinking that MJ is guilty, hey child rape is wrong, who the hell would defend this freak show i thought. So i went there with a free bobby brown sign to try and piss off his supporters. After hanging out for about an hour and a half, it happened, body gaurds started to gather at the door, a van pulled up and everyone bunched up to catch a glimpse, as michael jackson started makeing his way to out the doors of the court house, everything went into slow motion for me. All the sudden the bass beat of billy jean started playing in my head, i dropped my sign. At that momment i was no longer DONN DYMOND international player and world class hater with multiple assault charges. I was a 10 year old girl, a single tear streamed down my cheek as he walked passed me i found myself screaming "WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL!!!" he turned around and said "i love you all too" and he quickly jumped in the van, the door slammed and the truth of what had juss happend to me sank in. I dunno if i still think he's guilty or not, i dont really care, the man wrote THRILLER for chirst sake, if all he wants to do is give Mcauly Caulkin a hand job then i say SET HIM FREE!!!
BLACK HISTORY FACT
Did you know the M500's own CLOWN E LOVE is so black he makes SAMUEL L JACKSON look like that "Uncle Tom" weather reporter AL RHOCKER?
Well i still got alot of this month left to expirence black culture, if you trade horchata for grape soda and add some swimming its alot like mexican culture, one things for sure, i'm not paying a bill till march. STAY BLACK JUGGALOS!!!!
Visit my Jugaloco's page for even more culture.
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Feb. 19th 2004 Los Angeles Ghetto Cali
Whats happening ninjaz?!
Today is Friday and although it may be the end of the week, it's also the very beginning of
Black History Month.Being that i share in that heritage as do my fellow M500
updaters (Hodge is from South Africa) im going to share my knowledge and highlight
some of the individuals in the entertainment industry who have helped pave
the way for the brotha man in show business. Now keep in mind a full ALL OUT
PROPS to the brotha man update will be coming shortly from our own Donn Dymond.
From what i've heard you're not going to want to miss it......and now a brief
history of four pioneers in black entertainment....
M500 Legends of Black Entertainment
It goes without saying that there have been many african american entertainers. Both young
and old. But today we celebrate the lives of those that have passed on. Either they have
died or their careers have. No matter, they still are remembered to this day and i'll
do my best to summarize their huge accomplishments now.
Whats that Noise?!
Yes its everyones favorite police officer Michael Winslow.
Never has one man based his whole career out of doing the ROBOT
and making the appropriate sounds. This diverse actor starred in such
monumental roles as "Jones" in Police Academy 1 thru 25. His comedy talents
have also graced the silver screen in "Space Balls". Truly a pioneer
in film making. Nowadays Michael spends his time trying to convince
people he was the guy from Police Academy. Most dont believe
him which only prompts him to "pretend" to shoot you. DA DA DA DA DA DA!
Gettingn too Old for This Shit!
Oh shit! Is that Danny Glover? Why yes it is. THe Glove has been in numerous
films and tv spots. But his most famous would be of course the Lethal Weapon
Series. True the buddy cop genre was created and perfected by Eddie Murphy
way back in the early 80's. But with films like Pluto Nash and the Doctor Dolittle
2 i jes couldnt bring myself to update bout how bad Eddie's gotten. Anyway, by
far the best "Weapon" was the last one with Jet Li. Even as old as Danny's gotten
he still tried whoopin some ass on Jet. This shows how dedicated he was to his role.
Little known fact. His now famous line about getting old was never originally
in the script. He really didnt think he could all that shit. I mean he's an old
ass man, but the director thought it was funny and kept the line in the films
anyway. We salute you Mr. Glover.
Butterflies in the Sky
You old skool juggalos will remember that opening line from Levar Burton's first hit
tv show....Reading Rainbow. And no im not making that shit up. Way before he was
LT. Commander Geordi Laforge (black name) on Star Trek....Levar was reading books
to kids with ADHD and giving the low down on what books to read. For real this ninja
has down alot of good and no doubt will go down as one of the most influential
black actors of our time. I mean come on....homie was Kunta Kintay in Roots. Now
if you've never seen Roots you owe it to urself to check it out. Its a devastating
movie and is always spoofed on the Chappelle show....oh NOW you know what it is huh?
These days Levar hits up Star Trek conventions and events as well as starting his
one man campaign to stop those idiots in the Neptunes from stealing his STar Trek gimmick.
You'll succeed Levar jes keep trying....but u dont have to take MY word for it.
Elizabeth!!
Perhaps the greatest comic ever, Redd Foxx. Not just of the black community either. Most
of you are far too young to remember this comedic genius. Well back when
tv remotes clicked when u pressed the buttons, there was a show called
Sanford n Son. Way before In Living Color, way before Mad Tv, Sandford
pushed the limit for black comedy on network television. Truly a tv legend
his brand of comedy left none safe. Black, white, purple, or even french
everyone was fair game. Redd now spends his time getting pissed drunk
and heckling people in heaven as he passed away some time ago. Considering
he was all of 170 years old when Sanford n Son first aired.
There you have it. Four legendary actors who helped pave the way for todays
Dave Chapelles, Chris Tuckers, and every token black guy in every season
of the Real World. We at M500 salute you.
Till next time ninjaz...this the OG deadbody lover signing off....like what
BABY WHUT!?!
Feb 19th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Ah fxck, Im just counting the gray hairs on my head! Yes it's true ninjas, yours truely
has survived 20 years in the Ghetto. Party arrangements have been set for P.F Changs out here
in ta good ol' Trasadena, in the V.I.P room. Donn Dymond will bring nothing but Cristal, as
well as JuGaLinko will be supplying the entertainment and DJ. Clown E. Love has made it back
in time from his road trip to provide the wholesome grain of corn he cleverly snuck out of
Nebraska. Alot of well known celebs, will be in attendence. Below are a couple pics of celebs who
will be there. If you are in the Trashadena area, be sure to stop in. At the front desk,
just say your there for the M500 Baller Bday Bash! However, remember this is a
Suprise Party, so don't let me know about it.
Incase you dont know, thats Anthony Anderson from Me Myself and Irine, as well as Barbershop and tons of other movies. I was chillin with
anthony anderson out side of universal city, where he was a guest on Steve Harvys Radio show. I also hung out with Steve Harvy a bit but his ass was tired from doing BK Comercials and the radio show, Anthony Anderson told me he wants to beet Nick Cannons ass for wearing south pole gear, cause he wore the same thing as him to the show.
In the middle pic its the chic from the craft Rachel True and the show half and half n she was talkin to mah couzin n me, and he was trin to figure out shit that was gonna happen on the show next. The guy with me and Rachel in the middle pic is Chico Benymon he is also on the show HALF N HALF. Oh and the pic on the right is for my big time birthday bash party i had, Jugalinko is on the right Blinging like the baller he is, with Hondo of the backyard pimps in the back and Chez' Whity on the left ma homie marky.
I also got back pictures from that Twiztid show at the Whisky which was about a good year ago,
or so it feels like. Ill have that up for yall as soon as I can. As of now, Its time to
get my B-Day Drink on, watch The Boondock Saints, and play with my stress ball I got for being a teacher.
Wonders Never Seize... Til Next Time JuGgalos! I LOVE YOU ALL! MCL!
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GlenBurnie MD 02/11/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH A FOUNDING MEMBER OF THE PHARCYDE- TRE' "SLIM
KID" HARDSON...(click here)
I was recently fortunate enough to conduct an
interview with TRE "SLIM KID" HARDSON, a founding
member of one of Raps most famous groups in history-
THE PHARCYDE! THE PHARCYDE began way before any music
was ever recorded as a group. To explain the origin
of
the PHARCYDE you have to venture back before the
Gold/Platinum albums and the hit songs- "Ya Mama",
"Passin me by", "Drop", "Runnin", etc. SLIM KID,
IMANI, BOOTY BROWN, and FATLIP started a b-boy dance
group called "242" during their college days.
They initially formed because of a common love for hip
hop, dancing, and choreography. They quickly became
very popular dancers at clubs and parties in the
Oakland hip hop scene. This eventually landed them
dancing appearances on the hit Fox program "In Living
Color". By that time they were hired as dancers and
back up rappers for several hip hop acts in the early
90's. To them it seemed logical to take their love of
the music scene to the next level and record and album
of their own. Along with the release of their debut
album(Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde) came the hit songs
"Passin Me Bye" and "Ya Moma", which landed them
instant fame in the industry. This was just the
beginning of the historic rap legacy of THE PHARCYDE.
Years/tours(including a performance at Lollapalooza
94) later they released a 2nd LP titled
"LABCABINCALIFORNIA". This album spawned the hit
songs "Drop" and "Runnin" which received enormous
radio play. The group would not remain the same
though, as member FATLIP was removed from the lineup
about a year later. PHARCYDE proceeded to make
incredible alternate rap music with only 3 members.
Then, somewhere after the next EP and right before the
3rd LP- member TRE' HARDSON decided venture into a
solo career of his own. Now, lets fast forward to
present time and find out what’s going on in the
life of TRE' "SLIM KID" HARDSON. Click here for the interview.
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GlenBurnie MD 02/10/04
NEW INTERVIEWS WITH THE
PHARCYDE AND PSYCHO REALM ON THE WAY!!!...
I appreciate all the positive feedback about my recent
interviews. Well...I'm not done yet! I'm conducting
an interview with TRE' "SLIM KID" HARDSON from the
Legendary rap group- THE PHARCYDE! Also, the PSYCHO
REALM(CYPRESS HILL family) interview I've been hinting
about is coming up soon. Keep checking back for more
info on the interviews, as well as Jugalinko's Steve O Interview
set to go down soon.
ANOTHER REMINDER ABOUT
THE UPCOMING MARZ & MYZERY SHOW IN BALTIMORE
MD...
I just talked to my homie MARZ and he can't wait to
tear up the stage at the Thunderdome on 02/29! He's
not the only one either. Former Psychopathic RYDA
MYZERY aka TWIN GATS assured me that his set is gonna
be fuckin LETHAL! And for all us ninjas that were
lucky enough to see them both perform at the Gathering
of the Juggalos 2001 know that these guys truly rose
to the occasion and set the stage on fire! Not only
will you see our former LOTUS & RYDA members doing a
double headliner...theirs gonna be some worthy openers
as well. My boy SKIZZY from Juggalettes Gone Wicked
and the up & coming group MEDULA will be in the house
as well! Just ask anyone who was at the J.G.W. dvd
release party, Skizzy and Medula won't dissapoint. So
remember killaz, on 02/29 @ the Thunderdome in
Baltimore MD- MARZ, MYZERY, Skizzy, and Medula. Nuff
said!
CARNIVAL EXTREME
WRESTLING FEATURING A PSYCHOPATHIC MYSTERY
GUEST...
On Feb 21st Carnival Extreme Wrestling will be holding
it's first event at the German Park in Indianapolis
IN. The Main Event of the evening will be JCW's own
Necro Butcher vs. Cprl. Robinson in a fans bring
weapons Death match! That nite a special Psychopathic
Records Mystery guest will be in attendance as well.
Doors open at 5:30 pm and tix are only $10 at the
door. The first 100 Juggalos to arrive at the show
will recieve a raffle ticket for some rare
Psychopathic Merch! For directions or tix info hit up
www.carnivaleextremewrestling.com .
RECENT SABU NEWS AND
RESULTS...
Our Juggassociate and former JCW champion- SABU was
recently involved in a big wrestling event in Oahu for
World Pacific Championship Wrestling. SABU took on
former WWE star Perry Saturn. These two put on a
hellava match! The fans in attendance were going nuts
for some of the high risk manuevers SABU was able to
pull off. In the end it was SABU scoring the victory
following his famous "Triple Jump Moonsault". Also on
the show was- Brett Hart, Buff Bagwell, Superfly Jimmy
Snuka, Barbarian, Prince Iaukea and many more. Now,
on 02/21 SABU will be returning to the ECW arena in
Philly for the big 3PW event. That night SABU will be
taking on former ECW star Roadkill in a no DQ match.
Other wrestling stars to appear include- Raven, Jerry
Lynn, Blue Meanie, adult movie star Jasmine St. CLair,
and many more! For more info on that upcoming event
hit up
www.3pwrestling.com.
AN INDY HORROCORE BAND
WANTS YOUR INPUT...
The Indy group Diamonkutz has been spending alot of
time in the studio as of late pumping out new music.
They spit the wicked shit and are eager to hear
Juggalos input about their music. They have some
audio samples to download over at
www.angelfire.com/indie/diamonkutz . So, help a killa
out and let em know whatcha think.
WHERE'S ALL THE USUAL
VAMPIRO NEWS?...
Okay, so by now you ninjas know that I do VAMPIRO's
news. So where the fuck is it right? Well, my homie
VAMPIRO has been in Japan touring with his friends
RANCID on their recent tour. VAMP's been doing alot
of security for them as well as wrestling a few dates
over there. Don't worry, when he gets back he'll be
tearing up the ring and I'll be posting up all the
results as always.
NOSAWA'S RECENT RESULTS
FROM MEXICO...
Current JCW Champion- NOSAWA was involved in a huge 6
Man tag match on 02/06 from the Arena Mexico. The
matchup was NOSAWA, Mazada, & Violencia vs. Angel
Azteca, Brazo de Oro, & Pantera. This was Lucha style
wrestling at it's finest! These guys move alot faster
than the traditional wrestling seen in the U.S. .
It's incredible too because the majority of the
matches in Mexico are longer than matches over here.
Anyways, back to the bout. All 6 men pulled off some
incredible high flying moves. It was a pretty back
and fourth match the whole time. After several
nearfalls from both sides NOSAWA's team eventually
lost when Violencia fell victim to a quick roll up
pin. The match was the best of the evening as the
fans were on their feet most of the way through.
Well, thats about all the news for now ninjas. Until
next time, Peace and MCL!!!
Feb 8th 2004 California
Ok what up! I just got back from a trip out of town, i got a chance to go 4x4in with my roomate Donn Dymond and homie Mayfield.
But i went for a funeral and it was good to chill with my close friends before it. Anyways Donn Dymonds ready to update
bout black history month himself here pretty soon. He has alot to say.
I also got a chance to hit up my distributers office. We hung
with our PR man Tom Allen, he bought us lunch and we discussed some ill new happenings. He works in the DVD industry and is one of the top guys in his area, responsible for alot of things including the CKY series and Bam Margera's work. The pics are On the left my homie Mayfield and Myself out on the Dunes he is only taller by one inch at 6'4" with that Eric Estrada hair doo, next to that is myself secluded with my t stance, you see then mayfield passed out from a long day of drinking, smoking, 4x4ing and all types of other ill shit, then a pic of myself next to the Ride, then a pic of Tom Allen and last is a pic of the sunset. I tossed a few pics up here in my update for preview But the
rest will be in Sir Donn Dymonds Update.
Crack Money Woooooooo!!
Ok my homies/family over at crack money records is having a big ass concert in AZ. I want yall to check out the email i got from
Crackalishis.
Yo beeitchez and Beeitcherizztez, Itz dat tyme again. Datz Reeight
Mailfare in YO inbox and a fat check in YO mailbox. Incase ya'll unaware
CRACK MONEY is gearing up for another deamn show. What wit tha What
what?!?!?!? All yeahz, CRACK MONEY will be performing LIVE and direct March
13th, 2004. Where you ask and wit who? Well datz a damn good question.
C-Money will be rawkin sheit at The Club House in beautiful Tempe, AZ wit
IHYWYP (I Hate You When Your Pregnant), Rising Conviction, Psychostick,
Motaba, and a real special surprise band. Show is all ages and is gonna be
some Phunkin Phompton (compton and pheonix mix) mayhem. So don't be a limp dick and not show, keep
going to www.crackmoneyrecords.com for moe info Beeyotch. Now go spend dat
check on a lap dance from a fat slut wit a beer gut!!! word
Steve O Interview
Ok now its all set up and confirmed. I will be conducting an interview with Steve O from Jackass around the 15th when he gets back in the country. If you havent seen wild boyz, or any of Steve's DVDs that
we sell your missing out he is a legend. We at milenko500 have been homies with Steve O's Crew for years now and its now the right time. Anyways were
going to have YOU submit questions for that interview. In my next update ill have the email adress and where to send the questions too. Click here for a bio on STEVE O.
ok Beyond all that, we have added the super rare cky box set, the og 4 pack with all 4 uncutt dvds and the cky4 dvd with the Egg and the Beastman and Skeletor scene, that was pulled. OG RARE FLAVOR. Its instock for a super limited time, there going so quick.
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GlenBurnie MD 02/01/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES STAR BILL
MOSELEY...(click here)
Man, have I got a treat for all you horror movie fans
out there! I've been fortunate enough to conduct an
exclusive interview with BILL MOSELEY himself.
You
probobally know Bill as "OTIS" from his recent leading
role in Rob Zombies "HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES". Bill has
appeared in dozens of other horror films as well such
as- Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Night of the Living
Dead, Army of Darkness (Evil Dead 3), and too many more
to mention. With "HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES 2" and a new
album by Bills band CORNBUG on the horizon, lets find
out what’s on in the mind of MR. CHOPTOP these days. Click here for the interview.
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Los Angeles Ghetto Cali
Whats up juggalos!!? Man
my long ass road trip is finally over. I think i've officially visited
every Steak n Shake
in the country. Let me jes say the waitresses that work there are an untapped
resource for super models. Real quick i wanna give a shout out to Wanesha Jenkins
who almost stole my heart when she brought me my bowl of Chilli fries. Man what a
woman. Anyway madd props to all the juggalos that came out and said what up
to me and that faggot D6.Aight im gonna spill some news real quick cuz i jes bought
the Simple Life season one DVD today and im anxious to watch it with the sound
off....
Lock Down Updated!
After a long absence cuz of travels i finally got around tp getting some more
juggalos added to the M500 Lockdown. Page 12 has the latest arrivals so peep them
by
clicking here. Whats the LockDown you ask? Well most juggalo sites
have a directory and list ninjaz with their likes, dislikes, turn-ons, fav position
and shit...well we're super ghetto and misery loves company....hell who dont so
i threw all my homies and anyone who wants in, in the muhfucking Lock Down. A place
to see a gang of ninjaz behind bars. Los and Lettes are lining up to be added to
the lockdown. Hey at least this way u dont gotta worry bout "Big Nasty Nate"
trying to take ur fruit cocktail
Happy Burfday Kae Lo
Yup the new fish is turning the big 20. Only one more year till he can
get fucked up legally. I urge all juggalos within
Kaes immediate radius to
pound the fuck outa him. 20 socks ought to do it. Rumor
has it that Kae will be getting a pedicure and manicure and hitting
up Bed Bath and Beyond with a $25 dolla gift certificate. From
all of us here at M500....we wish Kae a happy burfday....yall juggalos
email the rookie and give him bday props by
clicking here.
Juggalo Scrubs Dot Com / TNA Video
Our homies over at Juggalo Scrubs.com have come up big with some ninja tactics
and have some actual footage from ICP's appearance on TNA. Its a 25 min segment
that make take a while to download but its well worth it. Hit up there site
for that shit by
clickin here. Madd props to them for the hookup.
Well thats about it for now. Paris Hilton says i have to oggle her repeatedly so
who am i to argue. Ahhh god bless whores. They do the lords work. This is the
OG deadbody lover signing off...like what BABY WHUT!!?
San Luis Obispo, CA January 27th
I've been working SOOOO DAMMN much lately!!! The worst part about it is that my
workload has trippled (and might quadruple soon) and I'm making exactly the same
amount. Thanks for nothing stupid salary! If this keeps up much longer
I have plans to pack my car full with half empty propane
cylanders and Donn Dymond's homemade m-80's (mostly used deep fryer lard, chicken bones
and kerosine). Then I'll open up the valves on all of 'em and ram into a telephone pole at about
a 100 mph; cackling up until (and no sooner) I'm partially vaporized so the Medical
Examiner can't differentiate me from shards of poultry skeleton
and burnt onion ring bits.
Mastamind + Lavel Show
L.R.D. is putting on the Looney Bin Tour Saturday February 21st at Jamestown Hall in Saginaw, MI.
It's featuring Lavel and Mastamind (natas). Lavel's
site says there's more dates soon...I'll keep you posted though if anymore are added. Looks
like they're gonna have ass load of perforers. If you live in MI or even anywhere near Saginaw you
should check it out. If you're able to go...send me pics and i'll post 'em.
King Gordy
Detroit rapper King Gordy has a new video,
Nightmares, on MTV.com and you
can vote for it on M2's Hip-Hop countdown. He's recorded with Prozak and
TechN9ne and supposedly (I say supposedly cause I ain't seen it)
Gordy also appeared as the rapper "Big-O" in 8 Mile. You can vote for
the video here.
I've gotten 4 calls from work while trying to type this so I'm going to end this quick and go
"give the babies their bottle" and fix everyones problems. Dammmit. Until next time...MCL and
PEACE!!!
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GlenBurnie MD 01/26/04
AN ORIGINAL PSYCOPATHIC
RYDA JUST ADDED TO THE 01/29 MARZ CONCERT IN
BALTIMORE...
Okay, I know I just did a big news update about the
Original DARK LOTUS member MARZ coming to the
ThunderDome in Baltimore on 02/29 right. Well, it
just got even Hotter! Me and Skizzy (runs Juggalettes
Gone Wicked dvd) were organizing some shit about the
MARZ concert. Then it hit us...bring back MYZERY!
Thats right, OG PSYCHOPATHIC RYDA- "TWIN GATS" is
gonna be rocking the mic at the 02/29 Thunderdome show
as well! This show is also on a "Juggalo Nights"
sunday at the Thunderdome so of course the familiar
faces from Juggalettes gone wicked will be in the
house as well. So all you Maryland Juggalos who miss
the good ole' days of the original Lotus album or that
Para La Isla feel, make sure you hit up the show on
02/29.
MORE EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEWS ON THE WAY...
I recieved a ton of positive emails from you killaz in
response to the interviews I conducted in december.
Well, I appreciate the responses and I'm gonna hook
you ninjas up with more interviews in the near future.
Who am I interviewing this time? Well, I've been in
talks with KILLAH PRIEST's(WU-TANG FAMILY) people
about an indepth interview. Most hip hops fans know
him from his legendary debut WU album "Heavy Mental".
Alot of Juggalos may remember him from his performance
at this years GOTJ. Also, I'm gonna be interviewing
BILL MOSELEY. All you horror movie fans know him as
"Otis" from HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES and "CHOPTOP" from
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2. The other interview I'm
gonna be conducting is with Big DUKE from The PSYCHO
REALM(CYPRESS HILL FAMILY). Alot of Juggalos may
remember seing him on ICP's 98 tour. PSYCHO REALMS
music in fucking incredible! Im also gona be inerviewing steve o soon too. Keep checking back for
the interviews.
AN UPCOMING MASTAMIND &
LAVEL CONCERT IN MI...
I know I hinted that NATAS member MASTAMIND might be
appearing at the 02/29 Baltimore concert but things
have changed a lil. Instead of the 02/29 show,
MASTAMIND will be rocking the stage at the Thunderdome
in B-more sometime in March. I'll keep you posted on
an exact date as I get it. However, MASTAMIND will
still be in concert in Feb. On 01/22 ESHAM's former
partner in rhyme- MASTAMIND will be tearing up shit at
the Jamestown Hall in Saginaw MI. He's not coming
alone though. Our Juggassociate LAVEL(ABK's partner
from his old Group KRAZY KLAN), Bedlam, and several
more local acts will performing as well. Shit is
gonna be hot! Tix range from $7-10. Don't forget-
MASTAMIND & LAVEL "live" on stage feb 22nd at the
Jamestown Hall in Saginaw MI.
RECENT VAMPIRO RESULTS
FROM IWA...
On 01/24 my homie and longtime Juggalo- "VAMPIRO" put
his IWA Hardcore Title on the line against Slash
Venom. The match was as brutal and ruthless as it
gets. These 2 don't fuck around when it comes to
Hardcore matches. They wrecked the place. More outta
the ring action than inside of it. VAMPIRO applied
several devastating power moves like his famous
Chokeslam and top rope superplexes. However, in the
end it was Venom scoring the upset victory over our
former JCW champion. Oh well, VAMP's the most popular
wrestler in IWA anyways. He'll get his strap back
soon.
RECENT NOSAWA RESULTS
FROM MEXICO...
Our current JCW Champion NOSAWA was recently involved
in a big 6 Man Tag match from the Arena Mexico. On
01/23 NOSAWA/Mazada/Sangre Azteca took on Olimpico/
Safari/and Tigre Blanco. These Lucha 6 man matches
are amazing to watch! The action was high speed and
outta control the whole time. Lucha Wrestling is
chain wrestling at it's best. Too bad U.S. fans
didn't appreciate it more when WCW tryed to
incorporate it. We might see more of these stars in
the U.S. today. Anyways, the match was very back and
fourth. As always NOSAWA impressed all with his
crucial ninja kicks to peoples faces. In the end it
was NOSAWA's team claiming the victory. Great
match!
RECENT SABU RESULTS FROM
3PW...
On 01/24 Philly's 3PW federation had it's biggest show
in history. The show featured such wrestling stars
as- Raven, Sandman, Roadkill, Blue Meanie, Steven
Richards, Al Snow, SABU, and many more. The Main
Event of the evening was our Juggassociate SABU vs.
WWE star Al Snow. This was a classic ECW style
matchup! The fans were going nuts over this one.
Probobally the best match of the night. Both men beat
the hell outta one another. In the end of the match
it was our former JCW champion SABU getting the
pinfall in a hard fought bout. The fans gave both men
a standing applause. Well, thats about all for now
ninjas. Until next time, peace and MCL!!!
email
GlenBurnie MD 01/21/04
"JUGGALO NIGHTS" AT THE
THUNDERDOME PRESENTS- MARZ "LIVE" IN CONCERT FEATURING
THE GIRLS FROM JUGGALETTES GONE WICKED
DVD...
Anybody who knows me knows that I'm a huge MARZ fan!
Well, recently while doing concert updates on him it
dawned on me that us MD fans need a MARZ concert.
Shiiit, it's been since ICP's Bizzar/Bizaar tour since
he's been on a MD stage. Well, I got ahold of my
homie Skizzy who runs the Juggalettes Gone Wicked DVD.
He's got some pull over at the ThunderDome venue near
Glen Burnie. Then I talked to MARZ and one thing led
to another and BAM... We got a MARZ/Juggalettes Gone
Wicked show on Feb 29th! Not only will this Original
DARK LOTUS member be rocking the stage, but I've
spoken to MASTAMIND's label reps from Darker Sound
Entertainment also. We'll have to wait and see if
this becomes official, but things are looking very
promising on getting this NATAS member there as well.
If you've never been fortunate enough to see MARZ
"live" when he was on tour with ICP, MINISTRY, or his
performance at the 2001 Gathering of the Juggalos-
believe me this shit is incredible! It's like some
kind of pure adrenaline music getting injected into
your ears at 100mph. So all you MD ninjas mark your
calendars and spread the word cause it's goin down at
the THUNDERDOME near Glen Burnie MD on Feb 29. I'll
keep ya posted on tix prices, showtime, and other
possible acts.
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
MATCH BETWEEN FORMER "DEADPOOL" PARTNERS...
Last week 2 of the former DEADPOOL members- VAMPIRO &
Raven teamed up against SABU and Steve Corino for the
MLW T.V. taping in FL. Well, even though VAMPIRO &
Raven won the tag match, tensions were high between
the 2. The next night they were to settle thier
differences one on one in a "Screwface" match. Well,
Raven entered the ring first and complained about not
knowing what a Screwface match was. Raven then
demanded that the match be a "Clockwork Orange House
of Fun match", which basically meant a falls count
anywhere match. The match was very brutal on both men
as they battled all over the venue. They battled one
another through the crowds, in the isles, and used
chairs often. The match finally ended up back in the
ring. Raven went to hit VAMPIRO with a chair, but
nailed the ref instead. Raven then applied his
"Evenflow" finisher on VAMP...but no Ref around.
VAMPIRO ended up making a big comeback and defeated an
exhausted Raven. After the match VAMPIRO posed with a
ton of his U.S. fans who were psyched to see him back
in the states.
MAD MAN PONDO
RESULTS...
On 01/16 our JCW homie MAD MAN PONDO was involved in
the Main Event for the IWA Midsouth in Oolitic IN.
The match was MAD MAN PONDO vs. Necro Butcher vs.
Corporal Robinson in a Thumbtacks Death Match! Of
course this shit was a bloodbath massacre. Cmon, it's
PONDO we're talking about. It doesn't get much more
Hardcore than him. So yeah, after every foriegn
object was used and nearly all the thumbtacks were
pierced into somebody's flesh...PONDO got the big win
of the night!
NOSAWA
RESULTS...
On 01/18 our current JCW Champion NOSAWA was involved
in the Main Event of a Lucha Libre show the Gimnasio
Nuevo Leon. The match was NOSAWA and former WCW star
La Parka vs. Mazada & Super Parka. The match seemed a
lil unusual from the start because NOSAWA & Mazada are
normal partners not enemies. Throughout the match
thier was alot of suspicion inside NOSAWA's team. At
one point the 2 were arguing and looked like they were
gonna attack one another. The match continued though.
Alot of back and fourth action by both teams.
Towards the end the wrestler El Texano interferred and
attacked La Parka. This caused NOSAWA & La Parka to
win by DQ. However, NOSAWA then turned on La parka
and gave him a 2 on 1 beat down. Hmmm, this could be
leading up to a hot feud in Mexico.
A NEW MARZ/MIKE E. CLARK
TRACK, AND A FAMILIAR FACE SHOWS UP AT THE NWA/TNA
PPV...
I don't know how I almost forgot to mention this. My
homie MARZ just finished a brand new track...PRODUCED
BY MIKE E. CLARK. Thats right our former DARK LOTUS
member and the Legendary producer of ICP's first 5
JOKERS CARDS- "MIKE E. CLARK" just completed an
amazing new song together! The song title is still
tentative but might be called "ain't got time". These
two feel that thier musical talents compliment each
other well so expect to hear more collab efforts from
them in the future. As for my other lil bit of news.
Remember when JCW first started way back when. You
may remember a lil blonde ref guy on a JCW dvd named
Brian Gorie. He even posed as Feminem on a JCW skit
once. Well, not only was Brian a ref for JCW but he
was a very important JCW figure behind the scenes as
well. Not much has been heard or seen of him in the
past few years. Well, on last weeks NWA/TNA PPV he
was spotted playing a security officer role. Well,
thats all for now ninjas. Until next time, peace and
MCL!!!
Jan 20th, 2004 The Ghetto of Downtown Los Angeles, CA EMAIL ME
Wow being away from California is mind boggling. Oh what up ninjalos?!? The deadbody lover reppin the M500 once again in 2K4. Man its been ages since i dropped my seed on the news update. Like a great serial killer once said
"I've been away from my children for far too long." Any Freddy vs Jason buffs will recognize that line. What an awesome dvd by the way. If u dont have it, you're not a real juggalo and are probably a terrorist. Well like the rookie Kae Lo said im on a cross country tour of this great nation of ours. D6, former member of the M500 and sworn enemy of all that is fun, rented a fuckin Dodge Viper. Why? I dont know, but it is an attention grabber when we're speeding down highways. Its gotten to the point where we dont get pulled over anymore. We just check in to every sherrif station to avoid towing fees.
Well its a new year juggalos. And that means a whole new year of broken promises. Read into that what you will lol. But at least here at the M500 we hope that after 6 years in the game we're gonna have one tossy blast spirt of a dope year on the site. New faces, new sections being update. And the highly anticipated new layout thats rumored to be worked on as we speak. But who knows. Anything can happen.
I dont have any news to update on. I saw that Dark Lotus 2 is coming out soon. That should be dope as hell so look for that to show up in our store soon. I only have limited access to the internet seeing as we're on the road. But im looking for madd juggalos in every state we go to. Right now we're in Westchester PA home of Bam Margera and his crew. Well be stoping by the famed West Chester Mansion bam bought, the one you see on Viva La Bam. There old homies of ours, infact Jug used to go to High School with Chris "partyboy" Pontiouse from Wild Boyz. Its easy to spot us. We're a in a fuckin bright yellow all to be damned Viper and D6 cant go 20 mins without blasting "Who's Goin Chicken huntin" on our system. He thinks it'll bring out the juggalos. But mostly it just points out how much it looks like we stole the car.
Hit up my email juggalos. Its dope to hear from ninjaz when we're on the road so if ur in the area we're in, holla at a ninja. Oh and i want to also take this time to thank Donn Dymond for hyping up my birthday while i was away. He'll be glad to know me and Jug have already decided to go 50/50 on buying him a Real Doll for this years M500 Xmas Exchange. Till next time juggalos....MMFCL.....Baby Whut!!
San Luis Obispo, CA January 18th
Black Muh Fuckin' Rain
Holy Shit!!! New Lotus APRIL 6TH!!! VIOLENT J, SHAGGY, MONO, JAMIE, BLAZE AND ABK!!!
Fuck the speculation 'bout Twiztid and what this means in regards to them leaving/not
leaving...
THERE'S GONNA BE A NEW LOTUS ON APRIL 6TH AND A TOUR TO FOLLOW!!! PUT THAT
IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT BEYATCH!!! Speaking
of which...
Paradox
I got a little flavor for all you mid-west juggalos & juggalettes.
Paradox is dropping a new album entitled "How I Lived." He was on ICP.com's Phat or Whack
and ya'll voted him as Phat. There's no official release date as of yet but, there
is also gonna be a tour mid 2004 of the midwest states.
Lil Reap, iLLi,
Nitebreed, and
Caxino (she's purddy)
are among the artists slated to be on the tour too. Sons of Thunder (a juggalo christian
group) are gonna be on the tour too. Aight, that last sentence alone piqued my curiosity.
For more info visit
Paradox's website. I'll update on this as I get more info.
Quick Stupor Bowl and NFL rambling
Today (1/18/2004) we'll be seeing who's going to the Stupor Bowl.
My picks are Indianapolis
and Philly. Although i wouldn't mind seeing Carolina go all the way either. As long as
New England doesn't. Mother fuck the Patriots (this is entirely SKS's Opinion).
Next year is gonna be different though. VIKINGS WILL OWN!!! The only hinderance I see is
the questionability of Kleinsasser's future with Minnesota and the Vikings Special Teams.
But, the team is young over all and much improved from last season and can only get better
(at least that's what I tell myself every year).
NEWS n' What-Have-You
I ain't done this in a while so I thought I'd drop some more reasons why the World is fucked
up and yet worth living in all the same. Officer Shoots Cat Thinking It's a Mountain Lion.
Medical Marijuana Patients Face Life In Prison.
Blind Man Kicks Some Ass When Beer Runs Out.
Donn Dymond Fucks The Shit Out of Fleshlight
Aight, i'mma play some Enemy Territory, drink a couple more Blasters (Jager Bombs to some of y'all)
and turn the fuck in for the night. Much Family Love and Peace.
January 13th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Hello? Ya'll there? Umm.. Hi! M500 Rookie here again to drop ya'll somethin' new ta' read.
Don't leave, I'm here to tell ya'll a story. Do I got your attention? Fantastic.... here I
Go...
Many things has been happening around here the M500 camp. First and foremost, if you look below,
Our Buddy Hodge has found a shirt! So he is happily sporting the shirt with ROC. Woo Woo! Donn
Dymond has been released and is currently residing with JuGalinko. Many specualate that infact
Mr. Dymond escaped before his sentence was completed. Others just don't want to specualate in
fear of receiving a shankin. Eddie? Clown E Love? Oh right, our friend Mr. E Love has decided to
take a cross country trip around the US in order to find the meaning of life. Ninjas, he is currently
in the Cornfields of Nebraska, so feel free to meet up with him. JuGgaliko is hard at work shippin out
the orders coming in. SKS and myself are currenly running from flashing lights that chase us in the nite!
Speakin of Flashing lights. I did get caught slippin and landing myself in county. To fully 
understand what happened, everyone needs to peep the newly designed M500 Message Board. There is also a link right
next to my post. Ya Ya, right there where we have the picture links and contact info things and says
MESSAGE BOARD.
Anyways, A couple days ago, ninjas and myself got into a heated debate about Mc Donalds French Fries.
Quite frankly, I think they slippin. If you think other wise go there and voice your opinion, or any
opinion about anything. Let your voice be Read! Anyways, I was arrested for going to the Ronald Mc Donald
headquarters and knockin out Ol' Ronald himself.. I was booked and charged with public nudity.... umm
A ninja with he name of name of United Juggalo Plopped me a LiL email needing sum help. Heres what he needs.
....ME and some ninjas are startign a new Juggalo Project we are currently designing a clothing line and we need ninjas
to help out if your interested right now we need some ninjas to help work on the webstore and designing it and we also need art ninjas to draw shirt designs,
logos and shit and i want some ninjas that can digtal color real fresh cause some art ninjas out there cant color on the comp real good. If you decide to help
out and are interested in it for more info and how u would get payed email me at
unitedjuggalo@aol.com
Ok.. So to end this long ass post, I just wanna remind you ninjas about the new section that
will be up shortly. Its the Ninjas Schoolin it Page, which will have you ninjas puttin it down at whatever
school you're representing. We have a great response so far, so just keep the emails coming!
Well with all of that said. G'luck to mah Partner in crime Mr. E Love on his exploration of
the explanation of the meaning of life. Props to Everyone here on the site as well as the little lost ninja
Batt in Riverside! Peace and Love to alla ya'll! MMFCL!
email
GlenBurnie MD 01/12/04
A DEADPOOL MINI RE-UNION
IN MLW!...
Sup ninjas. My homie VAMPIRO returned to the U.S.
this past weekend to take part in MLW's t.v. tapings
in FL. The match had Lethal Lottery rules, which
meant that the teams were decided by a drawing. So it
was VAMPIRO & Raven vs. SABU & Steve Corino. This
match was significant to the Juggalos in attendance
due to VAMPIRO & Ravens former DEADPOOL(featuring ICP)
alliance from thier WCW days. It was still basically
an every man for himself match though. The man who
gets the pin was to gain a #1 contender spot at the
title. It was a great match nontheless. In the end
it was Raven getting the pinfall on Corino. Due to
some shady contract adjustments by Corino, Raven would
recieve No title shot in the near future.
MASTAMINDS UPCOMING
ALBUM PUSHED BACK TO 01/20/04...
All OG NATAS fans listen up! It appears that
MASTAMIND's new "Street Valu" album has been pushed
back a few weeks for a 01/20/04 release date. I know
that this album has been delayed numerous times now.
However, Darker Sound Entertainment has informed me
personally that it's in no way due to any DSE lack of
support for the album. This album is the highest
priority of DSE! The fault falls on the distribution
company. Don't worry though. The album will be here
sooner than you think. Shiiit, we've waited this
long...a few more weeks won't hurt us right. Also,
keep checking back with me for a Huge announcement
from Darker Sound Entertainment in the near
future!
MORE VAMPIRO RESULTS
FROM AROUND THE GLOBE...
VAMP's been a busy man as of late. On 1/4 The Sons of
Darkness(VAMPIRO & Ricky Banderas) took on the tag
champs Miguel Perez and Huracan Castillo in title
match for the IWA in Puerto Rico. Due to some crafty
cheating towards the end, Miguel's team was able to
squeek out a narrow victory to retain the titles. On
1/6 VAMPIRO was involved in yet another huge IWA
event. VAMPIRO & Banderas took on Slash Venom & Apolo
in a Cage of Death match! This was by far the best
match of the evening. The fans from the floor seats
to the upper stadium were on thier feet the whole
time. All 4 men started the match with a different
unique weapon of choice. So as you would expect, all
4 men were a bloody mess! At one point VAMP executed
a vicious top rope powerbomb on Venom that looked like
it legit knocked him out cold. All 4 men beat each
other senseless in the ring and against the cage
itself. In the end it was VAMPIRO's team claiming the
victory when his partner Banderas escaped over the top
of the cage. However, thier opponents then locked
VAMPIRO inside the cage and gave him a 2 on 1 beat
down. VAMP eventually escaped over the top of the
cage as well. VAMP and Banderas grabbed chairs and
hammered their opponents as the left the cage. Later
in the night VAMP & Banderas made the save for some
fellow IWA wrestlers. They even ended up forming a
alliance with international superstar tag team-
Thunder & Lightning(2 Kane look-a-likes).
THE OFFICIAL SCOOP ON 
THE INFAMOUS HOUSE OF KRAZEES "EVOLUTION"
ALBUM...
A year or two ago I mentioned on here about a
mysterious HOUSE OF KRAZEES "Evolution" cd that I'd
gotten from a store in OH. I was initially told by
people that it was simply a ultra rare HOK album(only
about 50 are rumored to exist). After I mentioned on
here that I'd gotten the album, collectors were
emailing me like crazy in search of info on this
illusive cd. However, the album seemed kinda fishy to
me. It has Latnem copy righting on both the disc and
casing. However, the back of the packaging says HOK
R.I.P. 1992-2002...but the disc itself has a copyright
of 2000. Well, I met R.O.C. this past december and
showed him the album. He was shocked! J.D. then
showed the album to TWIZTID. The verdict from all OG
HOK members was that the album is completely
Un-official. So for all you HOK collectors out there,
this cd is not part of the real HOK music catalog.
And for those wondering what material is on the album,
it's only a greatest hits cd. No new songs on it. So
there ya have it.
RECENT SABU RESULTS FROM
AROUND THE GLOBE...
Our Juggassociate and former JCW champion- "SABU" has
also been spending alot of time wrestling in Puerto
Rico lately. On 01/03 SABU put his WWC Hardcore title
on the line against Diamante Dominicano. SABU
manhandled Diamante throughout most of the match.
It's a SABU match, so of course everyone was covered
in blood! Towards the end Diamante managed to level
SABU with a series of crucial clotheslines and
chairshots. SABU managed to kick out of the pinfall.
SABU regained control and nearly decapitated Diamante
with his famous Arabian Facebuster. As SABU was
setting up Diamante for his Triple Jump Moonsault
finisher, Rico Suave and Joe Bravo interfered. SABU
won the match by DQ. On 01/06 SABU once again
defended his WWC Hardcore Title in a "Tables & Chairs"
match against Bronco. Both men put each other through
tables and bashed each others brains with severe
chairshots to the noggin. SABU's enemy Rico Suave 
interfered just as SABU was about to hit his finisher
from the top rope. Hercules Ayla ended up making the
save and SABU won the match by DQ.
CURRENT JCW CHAMPION
NOSAWA RESULTS AND HIS UPCOMING U.S. MATCH IN
CA...
Our current JCW Champion NOSAWA was involved in two
big 6 Man Tag matches in Mexico on 01/04. The first
match was NOSAWA/Mazada/Universo dos Mil vs.
Fantasy/Tinieblas Sr./Batman from the Arena Naucalpan.
Although NOSAWA's team worked well together and put
in mad effort, they were eventually out manuevered by
Fantasy's team and lost. NOSAWA's 2nd match that day
was NOSAWA/Veneno/Loco Max vs. Olimpico/Salsero/Tony
Rivera from the Arena Coliseo. This was a much more
impressive match for NOSAWA. It was a back and fourth
bout the whole time. At one point NOSAWA nailed
Olimpico with a devastating ninja kick to the back of
the head. He could have scored a 10 count on Olimpico
but the ref was pre-occupied with the interference of
Salsero and Rivera. A few minutes later Salsero was
tagged in and was able to gain the pinfall following a
series of reversals. NOSAWA will be making a rare
U.S. appearence on 01/17 for Revolution Pro Wrestling
in City of Industry CA. NOSAWA will be in a Main
Event-8 Man Tag match. For tix info or directions hit
up www.revolutionpro.com. Well, thats all the news
for now ninjas. Until Next time, peace and MCL!!!
Jan. 10th 2004 Cali Email Mike
Donn Dymond Jugalinko's new Roomate.
email
GlenBurnie MD 01/05/04
YEAR END
AWARDS...
HAPPY NEW YEAR! I wanna start this news update with
some Year End Awards for 2003. Keep in mind that
these are only my opinions. Well, here goes-
PSYCHOPATHIC ALBUM OF THE YEAR- ESHAM/Repentance.
RUNNERS UP- PSYCHOPATHICS FROM OUTTER SPACE 2,
TWIZTID/Greenbook, ABK/Hatchet Warrior, VIOLENT
J/Wizard of the hood, ZUG IZLAND/Cracked Tiles.
NON-PSYCHOPATHIC ALBUM OF THE YEAR- MARZ/Gorilla
Pimpin. RUNNERS UP- PSYCHO REALM/A War Story Book
II, SWOLLEN MEMBERS/Heavy, MYZERY/Bad Influence,
SONDOOBIE/Funk Superhero, KILLAH PRIEST/Black
August
PSYCHOPATHIC SONG OF THE YEAR- TWIZTID featuring
R.O.C. & ABK "WAKE UP"(from the Fright Fest EP).
RUNNERS UP- ESHAM featuring B.O.N.E. "PAY ME", ICP
"UNDER THE BIG TOP", COLTON GRUNDY "10 BODIES",
TWIZTID featuring MIKE E. CLARK production "WONDERING
WHY", ESHAM "BOSS UP", ESHAM featuring TWIZTID "LOOK
AT ME", TWIZTID "LIGHT N TRUTH"(from the 4 THE FAM
E.P.), TWIZTID "HOM-SHA-BOM".
NON-PSYCHOPATHIC SONG OF THE YEAR- LAVEL featuring
ESHAM "DON'T BE". RUNNERS UP- MARZ "CUTTHROAT",
MYZERY "BRIGHT EYES", HYSTERIA featuring R.O.C.
"FOCUS", PSYCHO REALM "STREET TERRORISM", MYZERY
"THATS WHATS UP", SONDOOBIE featuring PREVAIL of
SWOLLEN MEMBERS "GUNTALK", KILLAH PRIEST "EXCALIBUR",
SWOLLEN MEMBERS "PARANOIA", PSYCHO REALM "WASTED",
MARZ "DAMN".
JUGGALO MATCH OF THE YEAR- VAMPIRO vs. Raven
"Hangmans Match" from the 10/29 NWA/TNA PPV. RUNNERS
UP- SABU vs. Mickey Whipwreck from the 06/20 MLW tv
taping, VAMPIRO(mystery opponent) vs. C.M. Punk from
the 09/19 MLW tv taping, MAD MAN PONDO vs. Necro
Butcher vs. Corporal Robinson in a 100,000 Thumbtacks
match from the 12/20 IWA Midsouth show, SABU vs.
Sandman vs. Raven(mystery opponent) from the 11/22 3PW
show, NOSAWA, Super Crazy, Mazada vs. Rickey Reyes,
Rocky Romero, Alan Stone from the 10/10 Arena Mexico
show.
MOVIE OF THE YEAR- FREDDY vs. JASON. RUNNERS UP-
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, LORD OF THE RINGS 3, HOUSE OF
1000 CORPSES, 28 DAYS LATER, AMERICAN WEDDING.
A NEW WHITE BOY RIC
ALBUM FEATURING MARZ...
Earlier this year MI rapper White Boy Ric and our
former DARK LOTUS member MARZ teamed up to put on a
hellava concert! Now, if the name White Boy Ric
sounds familiar, it might be because of the Flawless
prodcution that MIKE E. CLARK lended on a few tracks
on Ric's last album. However, Ric's album was solid
as hell regardless of those tracks. Anyways, WBR &
MARZ did the show and one thing led to another.
Then...BAM...a new MARZ song! MARZ recorded a track
called "Teach you how to fuck", for Ric's upcoming mix
album. I'll letcha know a release date when it's
official.
RECENT VAMPIRO, MAD MAN
PONDO, SABU, AND NOSAWA RESULTS FROM AROUND THE
GLOBE...
Due to all the recent interviews I did on here, I've
got a bunch of Juggalo related wrestling results to
catch you up on. VAMPIRO RESULTS. on 12/19 our M500
homie VAMPIRO took part in a big Main Event 6 Man tag
Match at the Arena Coliseo. The match was
VAMPIRO/Atlantis/Felino vs. Averno/Mephisto/Super
Crazy. Shit was your basic Lucha chain wrestling with
a ton of crazy high spots. VAMPIRO's team seemed to
be the aggressors throughout the match. At one point
VAMP hit his devastating top rope spinning heel kick
on Mephisto. However, Felino wanted to finish the job
for VAMP's team. Felino was tagged in and cleaned
house. Mephisto then distracted Felino with a plea
bargain. Super Crazy caught him off gaurd with
vicious lariat and Mephisto rolled Felino up for the 3
count. SABU RESULTS.
On 12/19 our former JCW
Champion SABU took over the WWC in Puerto Rico. The
match was SABU vs. Diamante Dominicano. Shit was way
outta control! SABU busted Diamante wide open with a
few vicious chair shots across the mouth. SABU got
bloody as well after Diamante sandwiched his head
between the outside gaurdrail and a steel chair! The
match went on and SABU leveled him with all kinds of
insane high risk manuevers inside/outside the ring.
The fight made it back to the ring and due to some
outside interference and a spike, SABU ended up
winning by a DQ.
On 12/27 SABU wrestled in the Main
Event of the 3PW show in Philly. The match was SABU
vs. former WWE lightweight champ Jerry Lynn.
Incredible match! Several "ECW, ECW" chants
throughout the match. This match had a ton of
nearfalls. The action was nonstop in & outta the
ring. Many chairs and a table were used to bloody one
another. In the end SABU legdropped Lynn from the 2nd
rope through a table. SABU wins at 11:21! The crowd
gave both men a standing applause. They shook hands
afterwards. And the final SABU match I have results
for this time took place on 12/28 for the WWC in
Puerto Rico. The bout was SABU vs. Rico Suave for his
Hardcore Title. This match was brutal as hell and
both men ended up a bloody mess. They used any and
every foriegn objects they could find to beat each
other senseless. In the end SABU rolled Rico back
into the ring and finished him off following his
famous Arabian Facebuster finisher. SABU = The New
WWC Hardcore champion! Current JCW Champion- NOSAWA
RESULTS.
On 12/16 NOSAWA appeared in a 6 Man Tag
match at the Arena Coliseo. The match was NOSAWA/Too
Cold Scorpio Jr./Mazada vs. Brazo do Oro/Brazo de
Plata/Olimpico. The match was in NOSAWA's favor until
the ref got clocked and all 3 opponents beat down
Mazada. When the ref came to, Mazada was easily
rolled up and pinned. On 12/30 NOSAWA had another
match for the EMLL at the Arena Coliseo. It was
NOSAWA/BLack Tiger/Black Warrior vs. Los Brazos. Los
Brazos cheated at every opportunity. It didn't seem
to phase NOSAWA's team because they countered every
attempt. The end result came as Tiger & NOSAWA double
teamed Brazo de Oro. Tiger rolled up Oro for the easy
win.
MAD MAN PONDO RESULTS. On 12/20 MAD MAN PONDO
was involved in a 100,000 Thumbtacks- 3 Way Dance for
the IWA Midsouth Promotion. The match was PONDO vs.
Corporal Robinson vs. Necro Butcher. Everyfuckinbody
had thumbtacks stuck in thier flesh during this bout!
This looked less like a wrestling match and more like
a Junkyard fight. Towards the end the mat was covered
in blood, chairs, and thumbtacks. All 3 wrestlers
looked like shark attack victims and shit. Corporal
Robinson ended up squeking out the narrow victory.
This shit was sick as hell. Well, thats about all the
news for now ninjas. Until next time, peace and
MCL!!!
San Luis Obispo, CA January 5th
New Year In Effect
Ah shit, another year come and gone. Resolutions? Yes. To never trully know if
Donn Dymond has utilized his Fleshlight
(otherwise known as the Thing-That-Should-Not-Be). Prime example that
not all knowledge=power.
If I can keep ignorant of that
I believe I shall be able to maintain my sanity for another 365. Har Har, I kid, josh, and
rib. Christmas was the shit; hanging with Jugalinko, Softcore and Ed (aka Mike's photographer,
but better known to me as a fellow manager fighting in the struggle against customer
stupidity) was a hell of a lot of fun. The next day though I felt like someone had been
trying to perform brain-surgery on me with a dulled and rusty chainsaw. With the vivid
memory of
that pain and nausea i did nothing
for New Years Eve except smoke a bowl, tip my hat to the World and go to bed.
REEFER MADNESS
I gotta bust some more MST3K info for y'all. Legend Films is releasing a remastered version of the classic anti-marijuana propaganda
movie REEFER MADNESS. It has been confirmed that none other than Mike Nelson
(head writer and performer as "Mike Nelson" on Mystery Science Theatre 3000) will be providing
audio commentary on for the movie. Should be the bomb, but it's not coming out till April.
Twiztid Leaving? (just my own thoughts)
Aight. I've re-written this part of my update 3 times now. This time it's gonna 
be short and to the point. Imma lay it down for y'all as I see it. First off, any
Juggalo that's been around for a while
knows that there always been
various periods of change, growth and even burning of bridges with Psychopathic. Quick example #1:
Myzery turned
out to be one of the major reasons I got into ICP. Myzery was the shit (on Psychopathic).
Now Myzery's off doing his own thing and there is some awkwardness (to say the least) about
his time spent on Psychopathic. Quick example #2: Vampiro was ICP's homie. Then he was a
traitor. Then he was ICP's homie again. And now reading Vampiro's interviews...who
knows?
There have been rumors about Twiztid leaving Psychopathic for YEARS, but if it
comes to fruition it won't effect how I feel about ICP or Twiztid. If anything I'll
see it as Jamie and Paul becoming their own men. Beyond that, I think it's just another
situation where someone jumped the gun and started talking about shit that wasn't even
remotely dealt with; hence, opening the door to wounded feelings, burned bridges, and
massive speculation and rumor. But, like i said, I've seen it before and am not at all
suprised or shocked. Guess we'll all have to wait and see.
LOTR- IMAX
If any o' ya'll are gonna meet up with Kae at Universal City Walk, you should see Lord Of The Rings:
Return Of The King on the IMAX. I just made a last-second trip down on Saturday to see it
there and it was the shit. Much
Muh Fuckin' Family Love n' Peace out.
January 4th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Wuddup Ninjas! So its a brand new year eh? Absolutely. This year I have vowed to make my New
Years Resolution to be, Not to have A New Years Resolution. Woo Woo! First and foremost, I
wanna wish my brutha Mr. Clown E Love Happy B-day. The brutha has survived 24 years in the outskirts of
LA and is still alive to tell the Tale, Congraduations and Happy Birthday!
As many of you read, I had an exciting adventure with JuGalinko exploring the wicked boundries of
The City. Its taken me the past two weeks to recover fully from the exploration. The pictures below
speak for themselves. I made it back just intime for Christmas. Nothing but partyin' it up. New Years..
Boy New Years.. Actin ta Foo' Minority Style should be illegal. I hope each of ya'll had a great Holiday season.
The School Ninjas' Representing page should be up shortly and is goin great. Just keep sending in your
profiles for it along with pictures. This was just a quick hello from the lil' rookie. I'll be back to update
later on in the week. Tomorrow I'll be around the Universal City Area. Universal Studios,
and City Walk. If you wanna meet up, Ill be at Terminator 3D at 12 PM. Take care everybody. MMFCL!!! This
be the rookie, signing out! Woo woo!
EMAIL ME Dec 31st 2003 Oceano Ca
Real Homies = True Family
hey hey hey WHAT UP JUGGALO'S??!!
well christmas came and went. i got what i wanted for the most part. cash is what i need, i sold most of my gift certificate to my brother, i got madd fines to pay so i;m slashing prices. my dad got me a leather vest, thanks dad, now if i ever wind up in a gay bar, i know i'll have the perfect thing to wear. i also got DVD's. the futurama box set from SKS, family guy box set and directos cut of spiderman from my brother, a knife and burn'd to cd collection of movies from STREETBLOWJOBS.com from ed and jugalinko gave me a fleshlight, go to www.fleshlight.com to find out what that is. i havent built up the guts to try it out yet but it was a gift, it'd be rude not to to give it a whirl. i juss need to get drunk enuff and have the house to myself, i'll keep you posted as to how well it works.
Clown E Turns 24
new years is comin up which means a couple things. CLOWN E LOVES BIRTHDAY (dec
31st) as always clown e's hardcore partying will consist of about 20 minutes of hard drinking starting around 9 pm, by 9:45 he's vomited on his shirt, 9:55 he's passed out on the floor of the hotel room and no matter what your plans where for the night, he's not waking up untill somebody brings in a pizza. last time i tried to steal his wallet while he was passed out, to my surprize he carries NO cash, instead his wallet is full of homemade gift certificates written in crayon with his cell # on them, like " good for one free backrub" and "good for one carwash", and " good for doing the dishes and vaccuming the living room" he accually uses these to pay for things when we go out, from now on its SEPARATE CHECKS when he's around. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLOWN E LOVE
New Years Resolutions i wont 
Keep
for the new year i think we could all use some changes me especailly,so i thought some new years resalutions where in order. no more getting arrested, last time i was locked up it was like a highskool reunion, only this tyme rico from english clas and seb from goverment wherent giveing me there cookies cuz we're friends and they're glad to see me, they where giveing me there cookies cuz they didnt want to get raped. jails whack and i;m never goin back, no more drunkin bar fights. now i walk away, unless......
Time for a new Pimp Ride
this year i GET A NEW CAR, i'm tired of my civic, its to small, it takes a can opener and a bottle of baby oil for me to get in an out of it, this year i buy somthing more manly, more fitting for a baller of my stature.
New Name New year
and finnly i;'m am OFFICALLY changing my middle name to MUTHAFUCKIN
as in DONN MUTHAFUCKIN DYMOND, i think that adds the flare i need to stay fresh in the new year. Aight im a be up at Jugalinkos Krib maxin
relaxin and hittin the night clubs & comedy clubs all next week, so ill shoot some streetscience later aight i;m out MCL
HAPPY NEW YEARS FROM THE M500
We added a fly new Intro page for 2004, check it (click here)
Also check out our Homies Crackalishis and Doulbe Dee aka Crack Money's Track "Fake My Own Death and go Platinum!.mp3"
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GlenBurnie MD 12/30/03
EXCLUSIVE VAMPIRO
INTERVIEW #4... (click here)
Sup ninjas. My homie VAMPIRO caused many waves in the
Wrestling/Juggalo scene following our Interview last
week. Alot of feedback has been posted about it and
VAMPIRO wants to personally speak on many of the
comments made by people after that last interview.
He's got alot to say to some people that may or may
not change some opinions. Plus as always, I've
composed a bunch of previously untouched questions for
him again. Enjoy- (click here)
Also we just added Tech N9nes Absolute Power and Anghellic CD's to the store (click here)
Dec 29th 2003
What
up yall, Happy New Year! I spent the last week and chrismas with my homies SKS juggalo, Paul, Ed, Softcoremike, Drinking parting and bringing in the new year. Iv got pics from them times coming soon with an update from donn dymond as well as an update by SKS bout the whole Twiztid Leaving psychopathic sitch. The 1st two pics are my christmas present to myself, iv always wanted a FUll Size Glock .45 and i finaly got one. My Glock .40 sub compact is ill and easy to hide but iv always wanted a str8 up .45 for the power! I just recently got my concealed weapons permit so i can cary a fire arm on my person and or in my car, in CA its very hard to get one of these, and i tried for months till i finaly go it so i treated myself to glock .45 after i got it.
Anyways the pics i got up for you now are from the dopest NBA event 2nd to the finals. Throw Back Night! On Dec 23rd me and 
my homie Paul (4 hour drive) Mobed up to the Golden State Warriors Game VS LA LAKERS. The Lakers and the warriors were both in jerseys from 1967, lakers sporting the royal blue jerseys with lakers writen across the front, and Golden State sporting the Yellow jerseys. Witch was confusing becasue lakers usualy wear yellow. On the front of the warriors jerseys is the Golden Gate Bridge and on the back is a trolly with the players # on it, i being both a lakers and warriors fan i went with the Van Exel Throw back jersey 
cause Van Exel is an ex laker himself.
The game was the shit, on the way into the game paul for christmas got me a bottle of corvasier (cor vatiea) that shit the "ladies man" drinks, it was the bomb, we took a taxi to the game cause we were hammered and had called in a limo for the ride back where we were staying. Limo's cost almost as much as taxi's. Anyways we smoked about an eighth of the chron (humbolt "mist") before the game in the parking lot. On the way in we passed some cops and im not kidding the Police Drug Sniffing Dogs chased me and paul, the cops kept saying, HERE BOY COME BACK here boy, and trying to get the dog to come back, we just kept walking and they didnt stop us, but that was classic cause we reeked of skunk. Regardless we were also drinking very heavly, so right away when we got there we hit the dope ass bar for "CLUB SEATS"
if your in the "CLUB SECTION" witch only super big ballers get to do cause of the cost, you get treated like a king, with high quality dinning, a full service bar, and a waiter that takes you order from the seats and brings you cocktails and food. So right away were drinkin gin and tonics and pounding them double fisted. The game then started and it was amazing seeing shaq and the lakers, there just epic. Shaq is so massive its un real, and being so close to the court you can realy tell he is just a giant, i mean im 6 3 210 and next to shaq i feel like 5'5' 130. He's just massive. Paul managed to spill beer on about everyone with in a 15 foot area around our seets, but everyone was cool as fuck bout it and we all just enjoyed the 
game.
This game was just the shit, paul was cheerin on the lakers and i was for the warriors, and guess who won, THE WARRIORS!! woo wooo!! Golden State beeting the lakers is so unreal, expicaly sinse there so good, granted LA didnt have MALON cause he was hurt, but still come on, the lakers have so many good players its NOT FAIR and golden state still kicked there ass. Hey i wana shout out to all the juggalos A big Merry christmas and Happy new year and Remember Regardless of all the stuff you hear bout ICP and Twiztid and Psychopathic Records understand that non of your favorite bands have "broken up" or "Split up". So nothing realy effects us there. I think it would be worse news to hear that they broke up or are gona stop doing music, that would suck. But hey lets see what kind of music we get out of all this, i bet it sparks some motivation to make some realy wicked shit. Aight im out! Check out Crack Money www.crackmoney.net
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GlenBurnie MD 12/28/03
AN M500 EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW WITH NATAS MEMBER- "MASTAMIND"...
Sup ninjas. I've got another Exclusive interview for
you. This time I've got one third of the Legendary
rap group- "NATAS". Thats right- MASTAMIND! For
those who aren't familiar with him...time to go to
school. Along with his partners ESHAM and TNT, he is
an originator of Acid Rap! NATAS came together way
back in the early 90's and changed the Rap industry as
we know it. They exposed a darker/deeper sound of
rap. Okay, now fastforward 10 plus years to present
time. In this interview he speaks about such topics
as- his current relationship with ESHAM, the infamous
Warp Tour fight with The D12, touring with TWIZTID and
KOOL KEITH, his upcoming solo album, collaborations,
the NATAS & TUPAC rumors and much more! Enjoy.
Click here for the interview.
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GlenBurnie MD 12/23/03
EXCLUSIVE VAMPIRO
INTERVIEW PART 3 (click here)...
What up ninjas. As promised earlier, here's another
exclusive interview with VAMPIRO! This is the third
one I've conducted with him this year, and I think
it's the best yet! Just wait till you read what he
feels about certain topics and some well known
wrestlers as well. Not to mention his views on
Psychopathic Records and his hopeful re-union with
them in the near future. Enjoy killaz! Click here
Also our homies at Faygoluvers.net are back! Scottie D hooked up a lawn mower engine to his comedor 64 computer and is using a Neo Geo
controler for his Key board but he got it back up and running! Check em out! CLICK HERE FOR FLH
Dec. 23rd 2003 Oceano Cali Email Mike
EARTHQUAKE STRIKES AND ROCKS DONN DYMOND
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA'S!!!! First off lemmie start by yelling DUCK AND COVER!! Most cali ninja's felt it but for all you eastsiders there was an earthquake of 6.6 on the ricker scale today centered in san simion, thats only about 25 miles from my house. Heres my play by play.
I woke up at 10:30 am ,dry and thirsty, from haveing killed a handle of Captain Morgans Original Spiced Rum the night before in celabration of it being Monday. I got up got a glass of water and wondered why every dog in the neighborhood seemed to be goin crazy. Being the only one awake I ate a bowl of coco krispys and watched some cartoons. Well the cereal must have shook sumthin loose cuz things started rumbling in my belly. so i'm sitting on the toilet, butt ass nakid reading an X-Men comic and enjoying my morning constitutional when i felt this slow rumbleing, at first i thought it was me, so i put the comic down and prepared myself for some serious bowel action, but the rumbleing just kept geting stronger, so i thought it might be a truck driveing by but the 
shakeing and thunderlike rumbing just kept geting more intense. The soap and shaveing cream shook off the sink counter and the lights where flickin on and off like a strobe light. The shakeing kept getting more intense. I heard glass breaking and wood cracking and water from the toilet was splashing back up on my ass!!! I was 100% sure i was gonna die, i knew id die from 
sumthing dramtic like this and i wasnt scared, all i could think about was "fucking great, this is how i'm gonna die, buck nakid and ass all on the toilet" i thought about how humiliateing it was goona be when the rescue workers pulled my nude and unwiped carcass from the rubble that was gonna someday be my condo. Told myself "well at least dont let them find you on the tiolet" and i stood up and my plan was gonna be run into bed and them finding me there wouldnt be so embarassing.
Then i took two steps and the ground was like a water bed and me being on the 3rd story of the condo, the whole place was swaying back and forth like it was made out of popsickle sticks and construction paper, the whole time i'm curseing god damn , if he had waited juss 5 more minutes i could have died with my pants on but no, this was gonna be how i was rememberd, and i was pissed.
The shakeing juss wouldnt seem to stop, i yelled out to my roomate "HAY MAYFEILD DUCK AN COVER!!!" I dont really know what that was suppose to mean but thats what they told me to do in grade skool. So Im franticly trying to to get a pair of boxers on when the shakeing slowed then stoped. My Roomate "Mayfield" who is on the LEFT in this picture leaps out of his bedroom all wide eyed and freaked out. I jump back into the bathroom to clean and wash up in the dark cuz the power was out. To my surprize, aside from a few pictures falling off the wall not much was damaged at my house.
Its in my Blood To Loot:
I got dressed and for some reason I felt this uncontrolable urge to start looting, so i went to the closest store to my house which was 7/11 and started filling my pockets, the clerk staight up asked me if i was shop lifting i said "naw man its called looting, didnt you feel that earthquake, i'm allowed to do this, i sugest you hop on the bandwagon b4 all the good shit is gone" then i grabed a case of budwieser and walked out, i guess i inspired the crowd that was in there cuz EVERYONE started grabing shit and running out, i juss hop'd in my car and drove threw my hood to see if there was any damage. Everyone was standing in front of there house afraid to be inside in case another quake hit, with no power where in a daze wondering what the hell happened. In my there wasnt much damage, but 8 blocks down over the bridge by the beach the place was tore up. I drove threw and saw streets buckled, a house was shaken off its foundation and all the streets where flooded by broken water mains. I called my brother to see how he was and in his town (paso robles about 30 miles north of me) 2 people died in a 
building colapse.
The Donn's gangster paradise
It made me realize that some things in life you cant prepare for. for all of my plans and hopes, i could die at any moment so take the time to enjoy what time you got, never miss an oportunity to have fun and enjoy yourself, squash all your stale old beefs, give all your friends hugs, dont worry about what other people think, you'll never hear "nah man ima stay home i gotta 
work tomorow" from me again in fact FUCK work and FUCK skool, i've decided to pursue my dream of writeing depressing fortunes for chinese fortune cookies and getting my own sitcom on the spanish channel, then eat the worlds largest slice of pizza, and maybe become the ultamente fighting champion. its tyme to FOLLOW MY DREAMS!!! YOU SHOULD TOO!!, if you wanna make fun of a retared kid, dont hold back you may never get the chance to do it again. r kelly had the right idea, if you wanna get with a highskool girl then go for it. A good example is Jugalinko thought he couldnt get a Concealed Weapons Permit, and he did 3 months ago 250$ to start 75$ a year and his deams came true. also i'm never gonna get caught nakid again, from now on i'ma have pants pulled up to my knee's while in the bathroom and im showering with swim trunks on. PEACE AND GOD BLESS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!!!
P.S. Click this picture of shaggy n sabu. Me and Jugalinko were on the Tour Bus when this picture was taken, it was snaped by Violent Jay himself in ventura california parked in front of a hotel at around 2 am, thus hense the term being "Sabued" would be when you drink and smoke and .... too much till you pass out cold.
Decemeber 20th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Yo YO yO JuGgalos, This is your homie Kae-Lo reporting to ya'll live from the Milenko 500 Headquarters. I
decided to take a trip up here to get away from the ghetto life of LA and runnin from the police. Kickin it with me here is the Head
Sancho of M500, Mr JuGalinko. He says Hi.
The weather up here is rather raining, but we are still managing to act the fool, eat like kings. A buddy of mine and me took a
12 hr train trip up, where we feasted on T-Bone Steaks, and apple pie! If there are any ninjas reading this, feel free to meet us up
at the Bubba Gump Shrimp factory in about 15 mins.... (its 3:13). Next after that we will be at Ripleys Believe it or not to check out
wax sculture of Clown E Love. After, we will meet up with Donn Dymond in lock up, talk with him through the glass and phone. Feel free to stop by!
Later, we had a three man party! Each one of us had a bottle of Champaign, Cristal and Dom Perignon. Just to protect our baller drinks,
we had a gatt' present! We deciding to take the drinkin' outside under the rain. It was rainin diamonds!
... SO ya. Thanx to JuGgalinko for showing me the in and outs of this blessful city. Talk to ya'll when I return Home! WOO WOO! MMFCL!
Dec 17th 2003
M500 Store
Hey just to let everyone know, the milenko 500 shop had its smoothest most succesful holiday shipping yet. Every order
went out with care and we have 100% accurecy on our orders now. Its amazing how smooth it goes when things start to get hektic.
We sent out all the Psychopathics from Outerspace 2's that came instock last monday. Dozens of people out there got there cd extra
quick. But ya its devistating watching everything work like a gravy trian. Were constantly adding and removing things from the shop
so incase your wondering everything in the shop is instock, other wise we would take it down. On that note i just got lakers tickets, in the 3rd row center, and going with my homie paul, big baller paul(guy behind mike) cause these tickets were big baller price. Im stoked as hell on that, christmas coming up is gona be a good time, i got donn dymond the best christmas present he will ever get. Its so devistating, maybe hell tell you about it after dec 25th. I wana get some christmas shouts out to Lil Re Run, Crazy Legs, Crew Cut, Red Robin, Danny K, G Nuts, Little Pistol Starter, Ray Ray, Big Shower, and CT from the G Clique.
Letter from Scottie D about Faygo Luvers.
What up everyone,
It seems like we're doing this way too often,
unfortunately. But anyway, FLH is down if you haven't
been there in the last few days, and we had to
reformat our server. Everything's backed up, but it
may be another day or 2 until we can get things back
up and running. Im also upgrading my pc from my old comedor 64
to a windows 98 pentium 1 so ill be able to see things in color now.
MFL!
Scottie D
http://www.faygoluvers.net
Click here for a video of our homie mayfield trying to pick up some ho at a ghetto party, you can hear donn dymond in the background
at the start drunk as fuck.
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GlenBurnie MD 12/17/03
MORE EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEWS ON THE WAY!...
What up ninjas. I wanna thank all you killaz that
sent me those positive emails about my recent
interviews with MYZERY and LAVEL! The interviews
won't stop there though. I've recently confirmed 4
upcoming interviews for the site. The first one is
with VAMPIRO, and is nearly finished. This will be my
third one with VAMPIRO this year...and he's psyched as
hell to get the scoop out to all you Juggalos. The
second one is with NATAS(ESHAMS old group) member and
Legendary Acid Rapper- "MASTAMIND"! He's got a brand
new solo album coming out on DARKER SOUND
ENTERTAINMENT. He's got the 411 on that and spills
the beans on a bunch of other NATAS/MASTAMIND/ESHAM
topics that are on peoples minds as well! The third
upcoming interview is with The PSYCHO REALM! The
PSYCHO REALM is a notorious West Coast rap group and a
big part of the CYPRESS HILL family/SOUL ASSASSIANS!
Even CYPRESS HILL's own B-REAL is a member of this
trio. You may also remember them from ICP's "House
of Horrors" tour from 1998 and the "Waffle House
Incident". And finally the last of my upcoming
interviews is gonna be a follow up interview with that
original Psychopathic Ryda himself- "MYZERY"! He's
still got alot of shit to talk about, so check back
soon. Anyways, keep your eyes peeled cause they're on
the way!
RECENT VAMPIRO RESULTS.
ALSO, A FORMER WCW VALET GIVES HER OPINION ON
VAMPIRO...
On 12/09 our Juggassociate/International Wrestling
Superstar- "VAMPIRO" was involved in a Main Event
6-Man Tag match at the Arena Coliseo. The match was
VAMPIRO/Blue Panther/Volador Jr. vs. Black Warrior/Rey
Bucanero/Ultimo Guerrero. This match featured just
about all of Lucha Wrestlings best wrestlers! This
was high speed chain wrestling at it's best. The
match was pretty back and fourth with tons of near
falls by both teams. Thier was a few moments when
Volador was almost beaten at around the 20 minute
mark. In the end however, it was VAMPIRO's team
scoring the impressive win following a brutal "Nail in
the Coffin" finisher by VAMP! On 12/12 VAMPIRO teamed
up with Craven to take on former WWE tag team "Los
Boricuas" for the IWA promotion in Puerto Rico. This
was your everyday-decent tag match, with a few
exciting high spots here and there. The end result
saw the Los Boricuas squeking out a victory by getting
the 3 count on Craven. The last VAMPIRO result I have
for you this time also comes from the big IWA
promotion as well. The match was VAMPIRO & Ricky
Banderas vs. Slash Venom & Apolo. This was by far the
best match of the show...if not the best Lucha match
in a Long time! The crowd rose to thier feet on
several occasions. Many nearfalls occured by both
teams. VAMPIRO pulled out all the stops that night
with a ton of High risk, not to mention devastating
moves on both opponents! Things were looking great in
this match for VAMP's team. Well, until Tommy Devil
interferred. Tommy's arrival at ringside caused Ricky
to get distracted. When he turned back around he was
caught by Apolo and pinned following his infamous
"Bottom of the Abyss" finisher. That wasn't the end
though. VAMPIRO and Ricky were then handcuffed to the
ropes and assaulted by all 3 men. After the beatdown
VAMPIRO vowed to get revenge! I'll keep you posted on
this overseas fued. Okay, now onto the former WCW
Valet statement about VAMPIRO. Remember the muscular
woman ASYA from WCW? Yeah she was in a few angles
with Ric Flair, amongst other jobs. ASYA stated that
despite VAMPIRO's image, he was very respectful
towards women and great to work with. She also said
that the gimmick him kidnapping her was a good idea
but just way too rushed. To read her interview in
full head over to www.lordsofpain.net and check the
news briefs from 12/08.
SOME NEW TWIZTID CONCERT
AND BACKSTAGE PICS AT WWW.SCI-FIDIVA.COM...
Alright some of you know my girlfriend from the movie
conventions she guest appears at and the concerts she
attends with me. Well, if you know her...than you
know she's a hardcore Juggalette! Thats right the
Fantasy Model/Actress- ALEXXUS YOUNG is a big fan of
Psychopathic Records! If you wanna see a few dope
concert pics from TWIZTID's recent B-More show, or a
couple backstage pics with big BLAZE and The R.O.C.
then go to www.sci-fidiva.com . Don't forget, she'll
also be signing autographs and chillin like a villian
at the upcoming Fangoria/Chiller Theatre Horror
Convention in Jersey this January. Of course your boy
HODGE will be there doing the whole jealous boyfriend
deal, lol.
RECENT NOSAWA
RESULTS...
Current JCW Champion and Juggalo Homie- "NOSAWA"
recently made his return to the Lucha Libre scene in
Mexico. On 12/14 NOSAWA was at the Arena Coliseo as
part of a big 6-Man tag match. The match was
NOSAWA/Nitro/Mr. Mexico vs. Ricky Marvin/Ringo
Mendoza/Tigre Blance. NOSAWA and Nitro looked
flawless, but Mr. Mexico was also on thier team, lol.
I guess you could say he was the weak link of the
night. NOSAWA almost pulled off an impressive win
after a super stiff kick to Ringo's grill! I said
almost pulled it off. At around the 15 minute mark
Mr. Mexico was tagged back in...and got pinned shortly
afterwards. Oh well, NOSAWA still kicked some
ass.
SOME UPCOMING SABU
MATCHES...
I know I've mentioned this before, but all you Philly
area Juggalos don't wanna miss the 3PW's event on
12/27 at the old ECW Arena(Viking Hall). That night
you'll see former JCW champion and long time Juggalo-
"SABU" taking on the independent scenes most underated
wrestler Jerry Lynn! That match will be incredible!
We're talking the most hardcore wrestler taking on one
of the most technically sound wrestlers. Good shit
killaz! Also on the show will be Superfly Jimmy
Snuka, Balls Mahoney, Raven, Sandman, Jasmine St.
Claire, Blue Meanie, and many more. For tix or
directions info hit up www.3pwrestling.com. The other
upcoming SABU match I wanna let you ninjas know about
will go down on 02/14. The New USA Pro Wrestling will
be taking over the Sportime in Bethpage Long Island.
In action that night will be- SABU, Raven, Shane
Douglas, Axl Rotten, Balls Mahoney, Steve Corino, Bam
Bam Bigelow, Chris Candido, the Sandman, and more.
God damn, thats like an allstar ECW lineup from the
mid 90's right there! Well, thats about all the news
for now. Until next time, Peace and MCL!!!
Dec 12th 2003
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONN DYMOND
THE DON TURNS 26
Feel free to email Donn Dymond Plenty of love at streetscience@iwon.com he recently got out of jail for excessive assualt charges and had a birthday.
Decemeber 12th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
...Another Day in the Ghetto, and boy is it beautiful! HeY HeY JuGgalos and JuGgalettes,
this is your homie Kae-Lo back again to ramble on about a bunch of non-sense. Last Nite,
M500 Superstar Mr Clown E Love kicked back and relaxed talking about memories past. We
Laughed, We Cryed, We Fought, We Hugged... umm yea.
Today was one of them interesting days. Alarm went off, hit the snooze button, got out of bed,
took a shower, yadda yadda yadda, and painted up for school. Yes, its true, painted up to go to school.
Today, I had a presentation in Speech and I dedicated it to alla ya'll. I did it on ICP
concert experiences. I represented Mr. Violent J in silver and white make up and schooled it for
all the ninjas Nationwide! I love ya'll!!!
This past Wednesday, the dynamic duo Insane Clown Posse made an appearence at the Billboard
Music awards. Our buddies over at
Faygo Luvers have a couple phatty screen shots of Violent J in the crowd. Speaking
of ICP, don't forget about the new album "Psychopathics From Outer Space Vol. 2", which contains
all Psychopathic Artist, is released on Tuesday (12/16). The album is devistating! So pick it up in the MILENKO 500 STORE now!.
Tired of waiting for a certain individual to put up your pictures in the Lockdown Section?
Guess what though? Mr. E Love got around to it and got a grip of pictures up! YAY CLOWN E!
So the Lockdown Page has been updated.
For any school attending juggalos out there, this is for you! Have you ever roamed around school
wondering if there are any Juggalos there? Well maybe this will help you out. What your homies
here at M500 want to do is get a listing of all the schools and states where Juggalos attend.
This way, you can hook up with a ninja that might be attending a school your go to or near you.
Help us out and email us the school you reppin' and the state/city its located in. A mug shot
of yourself if available always helps. You can start submitting ya' 411 as soon as you read this.
edukatedjuggalos@yahoo.com
JuGgaLos LOVE Mickey Mouse! So again Cali- ninjas will be mobbing over to Disneyland this Saturday.
The Californa Juggalo Crew will be gathering up at KFC at 9 AM. So if you wanna act the fool with
other ninjas in Mickeys Pad, be there! Well... Tas about all the non-sense I got for ya'll.
MMFCL Ninjas! This be Kae-Lo, off ta sell my oranges!
Dec 10th, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL ME
Do you want to be in a Movie? This Monday!
Southern Cali Juggalos where you at!?!? Guess im getting lucky in the area of casting juggalos in shit so why stop now right? Any juggalos in the southern california area please read the following and decide whether or not you would like to participate in being in an upcoming horror movie about EVIL CLOWNS. Yup you heard me right. As some of you know I work in the film industry, you know bringing Jean Claude Van Damme his coffee and what not but every once in a while i get to do something cool and this is one of them. I received a casting call for "Evil Clowns" to be in an upcoming horror picture entitled "Clown" , they need about 20 or so clowns for a certain scene. Theres no pay involved but the experience alone of being in a movie is well worth it trust me ninjaz, plus they're no doubt gonna have clowns there that arent wicked enough so heres YOUR chance to show em' what a juggalo is and how wicked we can get! Here is the email from my friend Karl Hirsch (director) and full deatils if you are interested.
Email from Director:
Hey all --
So, the rumors are true. I am directing a new
movie called CLOWN. With an
evil clown guy as the villain. It is a scary
creepy movie. Since I haven't
shot anything "for real" in years, this is kind
of a big thing for me.
We'll see if I can pull it off!
Anyway, there is a scene towards the end of the
movie where our main
character gets stampeded by a Legion of Clowns.
And we need a few good
clowns to help out.So we will need about 20 extras,
dressed up as clowns, for our shoot.
There's no pay or anything like that, but it's a
short time commitment,
we're NICE, and there's yummy craft service
available. Also, since dressing
up as a clown can be challenging, we have
minimal, basic makeup available on
set to touch up your clown faces, and some
various clown items to use.
Also, remember, there's all kinds of clowns,
circus, hobo, whatever so
whatever kind of clown costume you can come up
with will most likely work.
Normally we would dress and pay these extras, but
we simply don't have the
money. Even a half-assed, sort-of clown in a
sort-of clown costume would be
welcomed. Men, women and children are all
welcome to be clowns.
We are shooting the scene MONDAY DEC. 15 in the
late morning. We will be at
a location very near the Hollywood/Vine area in
LA. We will probably need
to have our Legion of Clowns available for about
2 hours. Aside from screen
credit, you can come to the big blowout wrap
party, be invited to all the
screenings... I don't know what else there is to
sell you on.Anyway, if you, or anyone you know, might like to
help out and be a clown,
please do the following:
email me at
karl@agletproductions.com,
subject line: I will be a clown.
give me your name, tel# and email address in the email.
Thats it juggalos. Now word of advice. Make sure you state ur info clearly and make sure that you can and will be available on the 15th in the morning. Please do not respond if you know you're not going to be available. One last thing, make sure you mention u heard about it off Milenko500 in your email so they know that you were hand picked by yours truly. Other than that have fun ninjaz! Juggalo Love WOO WOO im izzout!
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GlenBurnie MD 12/09/03
MY RECENT BACKSTAGE
CONVERSATION WITH CHRIS aka BLAZE YA DEAD
HOMIE...
Sup ninjas. Okay so I've been on some kind of
interview rampage as of late, lol. Well, this
interview isn't quite as long and couldn't be word for
word cause my typed up questions for BLAZE were in my
car that night...my car that got towed away that is.
Anyways, I was still able to ask big BLAZE a bunch of
questions off the top of my head. Here's the info I
got from my chat with him. #1- Believe it or not,
BLAZE was actually the fourth man to rap on ESHAM's
"Look at me" song featuring TWIZTID. The verse was
recorded along time ago and was removed from the song
after BLAZE decided to give rap a break for a bit.
#2- I mentioned I was looking forward to his 2 new
BLAZE songs on PFOS II. BLAZE was confused that it's
being advertised as BLAZE on PFOS II, because they are
actually COLTON GRUNDY tracks. #3- I mentioned about
that new DIGITAL UNDERGROUND(Humpty Hump, Shock-G,
Money b, etc) adult/hip hop DVD that features a member
of D.U. wearing a TWIZTID jersey. BLAZE told me that
they recently met up with DIGITAL UNDERGROUND in Vegas
and chilled for a bit on thier tour bus. He wants to
get ahold of D.U. about doing a collab in the future!
#4- He told me that he's not sure when or if he'll
ever come back but when they need him for DARK LOTUS
part 2...he'll definetely be on the album! #5- When
I asked him about the tour he did with the OUTLAWS, he
said it was a lil strange that the non-juggalo
attendance was kinda small. #6- The COLTON GRUNDY
album is almost a full LP. He's not sure when and if
it'll be released. #7- BLAZE is hyped to have the
R.O.C. on the Green Book tour! #8- I asked him about
the 2nd rap group he and Skrapz were in together
called The Sleepwalkers. He said they never
officially released anything. They just made a demo
tape with a few remixed songs from he and Skrapz first
group The 2 Krazie Devils. BLAZE wishes that those
bootleg copies of 2 Krazie Devils had never leaked on
the net cause they are garbage, and thats why it was
never officially released. Thats pretty much all the
news I can recall. It was a blast chillin with him
though.
3 NEW MARZ CONCERTS!
MYZERY WILL BE PERFORMING ON 1 OF THE
SHOWS!...
Fuck yeah! My boy MARZ has 3 big concerts on the way.
The first one is right around the corner on Dec 13th.
The concert is in Appleton WI at the Americanos
Center and will feature MARZ, Miko, Prophecy, and a
few more acts. The 2nd MARZ concert is on Dec 21st in
Chicago IL. Besides MARZ, it's gonna feature Herbin
Rejektz, Pac-Man, and Johny Rev. Okay, now here's the
biggest show date of the 3! On March 20th 2004 MARZ
will be doing a show in Westminster CO...featuring my
homie MYZERY and Dmentd! The show will be at Pink E's
"the Black Den". Imma have to get some loot together
and do a lil traveling for that one! For tix or
directions info hit up www.marztribe.net.
RECENT VAMPIRO RESULTS
FROM IWA...
International wrestling Superstar and longtime
Juggalo- "VAMPIRO" wrestled on IWA's "Hardcore
Weekend" in Puerto Rico. The match was VAMPIRO &
Ricky Banderas vs. Apolo & Slash Venom. The match was
probobally the best of the evening. The crowd was
drawn to their feet several times throughout the
match. The bout was basically a back and fourth the
whole time with a lot of nearfalls by both teams. The
end result came as VAMPIRO reversed his opponents
finisher and planted Slash with his infamous "Nail in
the Coffin" for the 3 count! Thats what I'm talking
about!
RECENT SABU RESULTS FROM
WWC AND HIS UPCOMING TOUR OF HAWAII ...
Former JCW champion SABU has also been tearing shit up
in Puerto Rico as of late. SABU was recently
wrestling for the WWC federation. He's no stranger to
the fans over there either. They fuckin go nuts when
he hits the ring! The match was SABU vs. Rico Suave
in a hardcore bout. Cmon though...isn't every SABU
match a Hardcore match, lol. He's the king of
hardcore in many peoples opinions. Anyways, these
boys were going at it tooth and nail! As always, SABU
was pulling off all kinds of incredible high risk
moves all over the place. Towards the end both men
were busted up pretty badly and probobally needed
medical attention afterwards. In the final moments
Enrique Cruz came out and tried to attack SABU with a
steel chair. His plan backfired and SABU was able to
claim the victory. In other SABU news, he's gonna be
a part of a huge wrestling tour coming to Hawaii.
World Pacific Championship Wrestling will be having a
4 day tour throughout Hawaii from 01/29/04-02/01/04.
The lineup for the tour features SABU, Bret "the
hitman" Hart, Buff Bagwell, Prince Iaukea, Perry
Saturn, Brian "crush" Adams, Don Moraco, the
Barbarian, Superfly Jimmy Snuka, and many more
wrestlers. Well, thats about all for now ninjas.
Until next time- Peace and MCL!!!
Dec 8th, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL ME
Email i got from Josh bout icp diss
Josh knoxious615@yahoo.com wrote:
Date: Mon, 8 Dec 2003
From: Josh Strain
To: demonseedspewer@yahoo.com (Eddie Horse Cock)
What up man. I checked out tha newest SOURCE magazine. Tha one with WestsidE ConnectioN on tha cover an to my dismay in tha back it had a cartoon drawing of Big Tigger from BETs Tha Bassment and ICP and it said and I quote "Its your boy, Big Tigger. Im on the red carpet for the sixth Annual Holo-Video and Mixtape Music Awards. Let's see, oh we have the Insane Clown Posse. Are you guys making a comeback?" Then the caption next to ICP said "Not exactly, bro. We're janitors cleaning toilets. Infliscope save us! We're white rappers! We dont care about Hip-Hop either, we'll do whatever you say-- just save us please!" Yea its fucked up, and its racist. I just wanted to let ya know that another magazine is dissin ICP again. But if ya'll already knew then disregard this, but if not then post it up so everybody who don't or didn't know will know now. Just Givin ya tha heads up. Peace out from tha Dirty-South Juggalo.
Clown E Love Commentary: Why Do Critics Diss ICP
Now its common knowledge that ICP or the Insane Clown Posse as most of the music industry has come to know them are easy targets when it comes to public humiliation either on the medium of television or on print in some music mag. Now why is that? Granted they are clowns who dont take themselves seriously and have always acknowledged that they themselves have no "musical talents." But why is everyone so eager to publically diss ICP? It's quite simple really.
Now unless you're a juggalo...or just have an eclectic taste in music which might include the likes of Mr. Bungle....or even Weird Al Yankovic, you've probably never really listened to an ICP song in ur life. In its entirety and not just the hook the screams about lopping of heads and having sex with dead bodies. So why give ICP any kind of recognition for song writing. I mean hell even Weird Al gets critics to listen to his cd's in their entirety but when it comes to ICP...the stigma already exists and its "Oh ICP , are those guys even still around!?!"... then that writer gets a pat on the back for drumming up one of the OLDEST ICP JOKES ever created. Good job Mr.Music Critic....now write something about how John Lennon has indefinitely cancelled his farewell tour.
Then comes the juggalo favorite. ICP gets mentioned on television for some lame skit and or bit on some sitcom or entertainment news show. Usually these slights are less offensive and can often be found to be quite humerous. But once again the stigma exists to where ICP ends up being that last kid not picked to play kickball and everyone laughs and points. But why? This juggalos i must state is my own opinion. Take from it what you will and at the end of this commentary i'll provide my email for feedback. for you to voice your own opinions. ICP has done what thousands of people have not and they did it their own way. There is no doubt in my mind that ICP will leave a huge mark in music history as one of the biggest underground successes of all time. They've grown so much since their beginnings in 1992 and have now branched off into several forms of media and entertainment. In a recent one on one conversation with the JCW hardcore champ the Rudeboy he was quoted as
saying...
"How many people can walk into a Wal Mart and say, you see that Wrestling dvd....i'm in that...or you see that music cd, i'm in that too, see that video game, im in that too, check out that comic book im in on isle 5 oh and check out those t-shirts over there....i'm on those too."
Now this was in no way bragging rights, but a sudden shock to the dome that these guys have made it. It seems that their is no end to the success story that is ICP and it is just that, a success story. What bothers the mainstream media is that these folks have done it all by themselves and are reaping the rewards. They may act like scrubs, but rest assured Joe and Joey are rich beyond their wildest dreams and deservedly so. Talent or no they've created something that goes beyond any kind of Kiss Army, demolishes any kind of following that any other present band might have to this day. Jealousy and envy are my guesses as to why the media likes to bash ICP. But then again who could blame them. When i was a kid I was always jealous of my friend's cool toys too. Guess some people never grow out of that.
Your thoughts juggalos....send em here (demonseedspewer@yahoo.com). Madd props to Dirty-South Juggalo who inspired me to go on this rant. MMFCL!!
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GlenBurnie MD 12/06/03
THE M500 EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW WITH MYZERY...
Okay, as promised I have the new in-depth interview
with former Psychopathic Records artist and an
Original member of the Psychopathic Rydas- "MYZERY".
CLICK HERE FOR THE MYZERY INTERVIEW
Recap all Hodges Interviews
MYZERY INTERVIEW
LAVEL INTERVIEW
MARZ INTERVIEW
VAMPIRO INTERVIEW 1&2
KANE HODDER INTERVIEW
Vannilla Ice Interview
Mastamind Interview
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GlenBurnie MD 12/05/03
AN M500 EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW WITH LAVEL aka MR.REALIST...
Sup ninjas. Here's that LAVEL interview I promised.
For those who are wondering why his name sounds so
familiar...it should! He was ABK's former partner in
the group KRAZY KLAN. Not to mention a long time
detroit rapper and close friend of BLAZE, TWIZTID,
R.O.C., etc. Fuck it, just read the interview and
you'll know the scoop. Enjoy killaz.
CLICK HERE FOR THE LAVEL
INTERVIEW
JuGgaling JuGgalin' JuGgalos!
Quik Blabbing About This and That...
This is a big one for me. I've been a huge fan
of Tony's work since I was
first introduced to his chilling role as
"CANDYMAN" in 1992. Tony is not
your typical actor that finds early success in a
horror film, and then
remains typecast in the horror genre the rest of
his career. Not Tony.
He's one of the most well rounded actors of our
time. Some of his most
memorable roles were in such major Hollywood
movies as- "Platoon",
"Candyman", "The Crow", "The Rock", "Caught Up",
"Lean On Me", "Wishmaster",
"Final Destination 1&2", and "Night of the Living
Dead". He's also landed
roles in numerous hit TV shows like- "The
X-Files", "24", "Boston Public",
"CSI Miami", "Homicide", "Angel", "Smallville",
"Charmed", and all 3
incarnations of "Star Trek". In this interview
Tony tackles all sorts of
topics ranging from- the possibility of a
"Candyman 4" film with Clive
Barker, the status on his upcoming films- "Final
Destination 3-D",
"Minotaur", "Tournament Of Dreams", "Heart of the
Beholder", "Turntable",
"Shadow", and an upcoming "Prophecy" film. He
also speaks on his passion
for theatre, his favorite film roles, his TV
schedule, the loyal star trek
followers, voice work for video games, the
disturbing new "Real Killer"
clothing trend, his love for jazz, and much more.
Tony is a remarkable
actor and this interview is a definite read for
any fans of his work. So
before you start chanting "Candyman" 5 times in
the mirror for your
Halloween party's, take a few moments to read the
interview and really
discover what Tony Todd is all about.CLICK HERE
Why i'm scared to take a shit alone!
Yes, its true. More sponsers and endorsments have been thrown at M500 than we know what to do with. I just wrapped up filming
the remake of Spielbergs Classic, "E.T" Steven called me up and asked if I wanted to to play
the new Elliot, respectfully renamed as "Kaeliot." The movie will be released and reviewed on
Donn Dymonds next post. So look foward to it ninjas!
"
Zug Izland have now joined the Homies Boyz II Men in ranks. Both groups have come to the "End of Road", their
"Waters Run Dry" and all that is left is for them to be "Saved." We wish our homies the best! We
hope everything passes over and yall get together and pump out another CD. At Least a Christmas Album,
Boyz II Men Did it...
about in San Bernardino for their Annual Car Festival. Its full of games, lotta food, and especially
a lot of fresh ass cars. It would not be a fresh event if ninjas werent running around.
I met up with this ninja Steve was working next to my pops companys booth. WUDDUP STEVE. Props
to that ninja for being fresh as hell. I schooled the Shoot for a Bucket of Chicken at the KFC booth
and got me a free bucket of Chicken and a T-Shirt. This past weekend, my homie Bugley and myself
went to the LA County Fair. Being Fat allowed the Deep fried products to go down easily. My girlfriend
and Bugley could not handle the greasy goodness. Kudos to the ninjas I met at the fair. 
who remember the old chicken hunting clip. Check out this old school truck and tell me it doesnt look
like the truck ICP was sporting in. Now Check out the license plate on it. Trippy as shit huh! Aight ninjas,
thats it for me. Colton Grundy is now on presale so check that out! Take care ya'll! MMFCL!
Sit Down and Listen to the Message
Hells Pit Out Today
Hey I wanted to get all up on here and smother you with bbq sauce.
Do you have the new Breed on UMmmmmmZZZZZZZ. Did you pick it up?
Vroom Vroom!!
women from around the world hopping, flipping, running, and swimming. No doubt
one of my favorite events is the Basketball. The only staleness is having to wake up
at 4 AM to see the US play. The day the olympic commission makes pie eating contest
an Olympic event, you'll see your boy KAY-LOW throwing it down for the
good ol' Red, White, and Blue.
simply take you from point A to point B? or Does your car take you from point A
to point B but also looks like it could journey to the moon? What the fuck are you talking about?
Simply this. Yea its ok to "Too Fast Too Furious" your car and even that is to some extent.
Here is a simple check list to go by to see if your car will get respect, or a one way ticket to the circus.
speed, even show, I tip my hat off you. Acura, Honda, Eclipse can be altered beautifuly.
There are just certain things that should just remain undone. Below is a video of exactly what I mean.
Clown E Love and myself were shocked at the fact that Clay could now be used as a materal for a body kid.
The picture on the side is an example of one those things that should remain undone.
Hype Hype and More Hype
nice conversation catching up on things. 2nd. I wanna give a FXCK YOU to the Warehouse Staff in
charge of the signing. I think many juggalos will agree that they were bitches. I did manage to
get off a couple shots, but for the most part, it was just hanging with juggalos and juggalettes.
It was awesome to hang out with alla ya'll and I can't wait to the Hell's Pit Tour. A Big
thanx to my buddy Batt who went up with me to the signing and hooked it up with a bad ass
ID tag. ABK autographed a photo of him and myself. We briefly spoke about the Homies video shoot,
and commented about how great the catering food was. Props to ABK for being such a down ass ninja.
Milenko 500 Homie Matt Davis was on hand as well, helping out ABK.
HEY I'm here to solidify my fallopian. Let me eradicate my ambiguities, as well as circumvent my stimulants. Oh my bad im sorry
not circumvent, I ment circumcise. Anyways we got some new flavor up in the store. And a few things went on recently.
What's next on tap for M500 now that the gathering is over? Rumors and Speculations have
spoken about a certain Big Ass Halloween Party.... ABK instore for the Cali Juggalos....
The ever deadly Hell's Pit. Who knows though. After the gathering, Jugalinko and Clown E agreed
that after certain actions I took at the gathering. I needed Religion in my life. What better
way to start (check the pic).
We BACK Juggalos!
GATHERINGS HERE BITCHES
HAPPY 4th Of July BITCHES!
E3 2004! Anything Can Happen When Kae Invades...
Now, this year was no different that last years, but when you throw Juggalos in the Mix. The
atmoshpere changes. May 11th, The infamous
Changoland Crew and myself met up to start this week
of gaming. That Tuesday was the Media briefing for Nintendo. International Media, Local Media, and ourselves
were in attendance. I'm not a very big fan of Nintendo and their presentation wasn't too appealing.
I gotta give props where props are due. Nintendo dazzled the crowd with the unveiling of the New
handheld system, the "DS". This handheld is more advanced that anything else on the market. The
DS is a dual skreen, touch screen, and capabilities of a cell fone like Text Messaging and Wireless webbing.
In Chango's words, "It was good, but not a WOW." 
cousin/bodyguard "Sean Paul", D. We cruised into the Convention center a little before 10. First 
thing we hear is, WHUDDDUP NINJA! It was this one ninja from Canada, Jacob, and his homie. We talked
for a bit and the doors opened up. Before D or myself checked out the Exhibition halls. We mobbed
upstairs to the Media Hospitality Suite, and I took my position behind my desk like a champ!
Various workers approached and acknowledged me for all my hard work on Milenko 500, as well
as for my stupidity behind my desk that wasn't really mine. Shortly after we left the suite to
the exhibit halls where we see internation superstar himself, Gary Coleman. The brutha looked
liked he came straight outta a Resident Evil Movie. Right behind him was the Exhibit halls where 
many game industries set up their best presentation and work their magic to impress the E3 audience.
Nintendo, Eidos, Sony, Microsoft, Konomi, and Activision were some of the huge names with displays.
After last years awesome exhibit of actual Backyard Wrestling with a full size wrestling ring, Eidos
Booth the first stop on my E3 adventure. Although there was no ring set up this year, the booth
was no less entertaining. Eidos had the New Backyard Wrestling 2 "There Goes the Neighborhood" for play.
The also had suprise guest Tara Patrick signing autographs. Back to Eidos Later on. We continued
to explore the halls, and we came across Stan Lee signing autographs. Stan Lee is the creator or many
comics such as the Hulk. At lunch time, My Homie Nvision wasnt entertained so he decided to take a
table cloth and entertain himself. Never leave around things you dont want damaged. We continued to walk and took pictures with the beautiful ladies of
E3. The day came slowly to an end. We decided to hit up them Media Only parties. Free Drinks, No ID
checks!!!
hours?! (Yea I still believe in Santa! SO THE FXCK WHAT).
Following the Wednesday, Juggalos knew who would be there at the Eidos booth at 2:00 pm that Thursday.
Backyard Wrestling's Biggest stars were scheduled to sign autographs, that being no other than
Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J himself, Insane Clown Posse. Now the rest of the day went as the day before,
with the exception that none of us wanted to do shit until we met up with ICP. I cant deny that I
enjoyed watching Girls of... well I forgot where they came from, Dance. After that we went to Media Lunch,
and then shortly after went to go line up to see ICP. Kevin Gill, from Eidos, was roaming around at this time,
and we knew the time rolled around when we saw, M500 Superstar Ry Ry 2 Slow walkin the area. A little
after ICP came out. I got what I wanted signed by the clowns, then proceeded to catch up with Ry Ry.
I asked him if he was playing Body Guard, and he responded, "Man I do it all!. (Ry Ry was the Artist
Manager for the Dark Lotus Tour) It was Ry Ry's first E3 Experience. Shortly after I met up with 
Kevin Gill. As I mentioned in a previous post, Kev is responsible for the Backyard Wrestling Games.
He developed the concept for the original Backyard Wrestling: Dont Try This at Home Game. There
is a significant change in the 2nd BYW Game. Graphics hit a new high, and the game all around
is promised to be just as devistating if not more. Kev informed me that he wil be attending the 2004 Gathering of
the Juggalos. There is no word on whether BYW 2 will be on display there, but hes out to party. If
you see him around, Make sure you give him props for all his hard work on the BYW games. Kev is
a hardcore Juggalo. He informed me that the Wrestling ring of last year could not be brought back
because E3 wouldn't allow it. Hes working on it for next year! Also Next Spring, Eidos will be
releasing a game called "25 to Life". If you love GTA, you'll love this game just as much,
if not more.We meet up with different ninjas after kicking it at Eidos' Booth. Props to Sean and Justin.
if I want that Don Status, it's gotta be done. Starting from last week, the digi cam has been ringing
off shots all the way to til' this past Tuesday for the Dark Lotus tour here in Hollywood. 
were taken in super stealth ninja mode. Big ass banana security threw out anyone they caught taking pictures.
Psychopathic Events are a great time to see all our old and new friends as well as act the fool.
Roy, Clown E Love, my security D, and myself hung out all night. We managed to make it inside
for Layzie Bone who put on a fxckin awesome show mixing up old Bone Thugs songs with some of his new
flavor. Shortly after, Dark Lotus put it down in the jam packed House of Blues. Much
Props to M500 great Ry Ry 2 Slow for all this hard work on this tour.
BYW 2 at E3 Expo with Insane Clown Posse & Ry Ry 
Whuts goin on! Your Favorite LiL' minority juggalo back here again to drop a lil flavor about events
right around the corner. As many of you know, and those who dont must have been hiding under a rock,
Last week Wednesday was M500's favorite Holiday. Good ol' Drink-o-De Mayo. Its true, I'm
young, but I can't help it if Clown E Love slipped me the date rape drug and tequila in my
Kool-Aid. We here celebrated by puttin on Ponchos and hopped on our Donkeys, and rolled over
to Donn Dymonds, for his Dymond Asada Suprise!
Many would speculate the reasoning to that is the Milenko 500 crew's presences. Either way
the show will be devistating. A couple of us already started partying for the show this past weekend.
BBQ, Drinking, and a pool. For future reference, if you ever invite me to a pool party, makre sure anything
you dont want in the pool, to be AWAY from the pool. My cousin and I found great please in throwing
everything that was around the pool into the pool (lawn furnature, ice containers, trash cans, children).
Ok that header was just to get your attention and nothing more.
What's up fackos and fackettes? Sunday the 2nd you ask? Why yes I'll tell you about it.
Sean "Jugalinko" Browne and I had gotten some grossly overpriced tickets through some of
Jug's connections to see H.I.M. at Slim's in San Francisco a while back. The
tickets were originally thirteen bucks but they sold out in 10 minutes. After
paying roughly 10 times the price printed on the ticket itself and having just
moved (with all the joyous expenses that brings) I had to put my wallet in an ICU.
It was in an Iron Lung and on a morphine/olde english drip and the doctors were only
giving it 2 weeks to live but it seems to be recovering nicely now. Send it some
flowers or a get well soon card if you get the chance. I'm sure my billfold would
appreciate it. Anywho, I had to do the books for three service stations Sunday morning
so I made plans to just meet Jugalinko in S.F. so he wouldn't have to wait around for me.
Saturday the 1st I was all amped up which equated to me staying up WAY TOO late and
drinking (and contrary to popular opinion it wasn't the 211, i.e. vomit fuel) till
I had an extra chromosome. Hence, I woke up late. So after hauling ass around San
Luis Obispo I got the books done and was on my way down the south-bound 101 to drop
my station keys off for the General Manager. On my way there my front driver-side tire
started wobbling all to hell. When I got to where I was going to leave my keys
I realized the tread was splitting off from the rest of the tire. One quick phone call
and I was soon jetting up to S.F. in my Mom's purple Toyota Corolla. Wave the rainbow
flag in pride y'all. The last thing my Mom said to me was, "...And no smoking in my car."
Like the good son I am I waited until I was out of the city until I lit up my
first of many cigs.
Eighteen Visions were on the stage when we got inside. They
weren't bad but it was all stuff I'd heard a million other bands play before.
I wouldn't refuse to see them again just as I wouldn't go out of my way to watch
an eighteen vision show. Six or Seven rum and cokes later (all of which Jugalinko
paid for- "he bought the rum") and what seemed like hours of watching H.I.M. roadies
setting up, Linde, Mige, Gas, Burton and then Ville came out to kick our asses. One
look at Valo and I thought he was gonna be too fucked up to sing. He had a defiant
swerve to his movements and glassy eyes. After opening up with "Buried Alive by Love"
and Ville belting out the first few lines my fears were removed. Removed sensually.
Har har. H.I.M. is just as good as their albums live if not better. They played songs off
of each of their albums so there was a good variety between their heavier stuff and their
"sissy" material. By the way I don't know what was up with my expression in the pics from
inside Slim's. I was expressionless. I blame the rum and cokes. Oh, and the black haired
girl in front of me in that one pic...I wanted to maul her. I might or might not be typing
this part one handed. Wink Wink. Ok, I'm not cause I'm using the company
computer and they have a key-logger. Hi Jim and Bob.
the theme parks around the LA County area. Man they are Fxckin' Expensive. Recently, I visited
Disney's California Adventure for the first time. It was free to get in and I still wanted a refund! Don't
get me wrong, I had a blast! As a fat kid, the main pleasure and attraction was the Corn Dog Stand! Woo Woo!
Just lookin' at the admission prices though, made me realize that 1 of 2 things could be a problem.
What better way to get richer than to piss away what little money I do have and place it all on one good hand
in Poker. For you Desert Bush Ninjas out Near the Palm Springs area. I was recently at Casino Morongo. I dont even
know if thats near Palm Springs, but it felt pretty near it. Out there is the bomb squad man because you only have to
be 18 to gamble and cartons of cigarettes are cheaper than the Sunset Hookers! It was definitely a cool
ass hang out spot! The Hot Dogs are amazing as well.
Well ninjas. Thats all the babble I have for right now. Remember that Life is beautiful but its nothing
without Donn Dymond. Lets find him! Take Care and I Love ya'll! MCL!!
I should be at work right now but I decided to sneak off and do this update so it'll be short
and too the point.
RECENT VAMPIRO AND
NOSAWA RESULTS FROM THE ARENA
MEXICO...
7. Drive around looking for that little girl learning to ride a bike at the drive-thru
Oh Man.. Spring break is over. Back to work and school.I dont know what to say. I guess
its safe to say that I'm Full of WAH! Easter?! Na man dont even get me started on that. As many
of you have read, The ultimate show down went down this past week. Well after Easter was over,
Team Cadbury Eggs and Team Peeps the Marshmellow Treat were still going at it. Everyone needs
to quit IM'n me askin what the results were. Im going to Tell you... 
of most major religions in their simplest explanations...
CONCERT REVIEW...
years back and have been a hardcore fan ever since.
He's not your typical rapper. His lyrics are much
more indepth than most shit you hear on the radio. If
you're looking for gangsta rap don't bother with MURS.
This cats on a different level. He's mastered the
art of Storytellin rap, that's always intense as hell
without taking the traditional westcoast gangsta rap
route. Anyways, onto the concert. When I got into
baltimore I met up with SHOCK-G and chilled on the bus
for awhile while we talked about the music biz and
joked around and shit. When SHOCK and I got into the
venue...it was PACKED! I've seen at least a dozen
acts(including Psychopathic Artists) play the
Ottabar...but I've never witnessed it this crowded!
The opening acts that I saw were DJ's spinning with
the quickness. Great stuff. I was really impressed
with this DJ named RJD2. After an hour or so it was
time for MURS to Headline the show. I'd heard his
albums so I knew what music to expect. I had no idea
how much effort he put into his "live" show though.
I'm talking flips, new dances, old school dances,
freestyle breaks, speed rap challenges, etc. SHOCK-G
was his Musical Co-ordinator so he would purposely try
to mix shit up to confuse MURS and get the crowd
laughing. His set was long too. I think he played
over an hour. And then after MURS was finished, SHOCK
allowed all local MC's to take the stage and flex
their Freestyle skills. Overall the show was
Incredible. It blew away all my expectations. Most
of the fans left a sweaty mess. Now, what
non-Psychopathic Records rappers can do that to an
audience? After the show I chilled with SHOCK and
MURS at the hotel party before we went to a local 24
hour spot for some grub. I urge any and all rap fans
to head over to www.definitivejux.net to see when the
tour is heading your way. By the way, guess what MURS
was watching on the tour bus? JCW vol.2! It turns
out he's a big fan of ICP. He even told me he's
interested in getting ahold of the clowns for a
collab! That's hot.
Whuts cracking ninjalos? Now I know theres some BYP fans who frequent this site
and anyone who knows BYP 
Que Tal me familia! I just spent the 10 days in Cabo San Lucas for Extreme 
Girls Gone Wild Spring Break 2004.
Let me tell you str8 up this was the best time of my life. I have a lot of ties with Mexico, the #1 thing I love about
Mexico is the people. My ties with Mexico are this, all growing up my best friend is/was Donn Dymond/Softcoremike aka Mike Jimenez.
Mike's dad is Ed Jimenez Owner of Don Eduardo's Mexican Restaurant (hence the name Donn Dymond). I went there daily and after I got old enough worked there. I worked
Around people from Mexico that didn't speak any English, people like Rodolfo, Juan, and Arturo. After working there many years and taking Spanish class I was
Pretty good at Spanish. I visited Tijuana, Ensenda, and Rosarito Beach when I was about 16 years old with a friend of mine and his dad drove the whole way. After that around age 18 I and Arturo from Don Edwards who speaks zero English got a 2 bedroom place and we partied and lived together for over 2 years. After that time I became 80% fluent in Spanish. Also around the same time I went to Puerto Vallarta for spring break, and with Arturo I went also to Zamora Mexico and to Mexico City for a month where we lived at his family's house. The extremely good and very helpful thing is that im now 100% fluent in Spanish and living in California I use it often. I want to make it clear to everyone that the best thing about Mexico is the people. there very Respectful, Moral, Religious, and Laid Back to say the least. Mexican people are definitly some of the best people on the planet.
Alight so Cabo is the place to be for Spring Breakers 
all over the College Campuses. And this place was going off! I stayed in a hotel called the Milea San Lucas witch was a big time resort place with room service, a couch, Mini Bar, and all the goods. A big ass pool with a bar you can swim up to and get cocktails, a gym, hammocks on the beach, Hot Tub, Spa, Restraint, Hotel Bar Etc. This was a four star hotel. I of course did have the chronic smuggled on the plane (secret tactics) so I smoked out the Bell Boy, as well as the Room Service Guys multiple times, they told me all the dope things to do and placed to go in return, as well as they were some good company. One thing to note though for next time, I was offered Cabo Chronic about 10 times on the streets from Shop Keepers and Random Cabo Locals so no need to bring your own.
After getting settled and enjoy what the Hotel had to offer the beach scene was the place to go next in the Core Of Cabo. Places like "the Mango Deck" and "Billagins" were the hot spots there. It was going off! People running around drunk as hell, tons of bar sluts whoring it up all over the place. Billagins had
contests all day, a MC on stage hyping shit up, getting the already intensely hammered crowd rallied into a completely wild frenzy for contest like, wet t shirt, arm wrestling, body shots, tattoo contest, wax on nipples, and anything the MC could do to get girls either topless, or all over HIM! It was classic GGW. As you can see in the picture I was there with a spring breaking fine ass blond chick, needless to say we partied HARD! Out in the harbor were 3 Massive Cruse Ships bringing even more Spring Breakers on shore daily so there was a huge mix of people in and out all day long. I got a chance to hit up a 2004 wave runner for a few hours out there circling the cruse ships and Booze Cruse Party boats. The booze cruse is where they took an old catamaran and turned it into a dance floor on water. People falling down drunk the whole time, fun stuff. 
After the beach scene it was time to hit up the town, tons of shops selling all the dopest hand made stuff as well as bars every 10 feet. I was sporting my Twiztid Visor repin the hatchet, I got a lot of comments on it, I met a lot of people who knew who Twiztid and ICP were, not one hater nothing but love for the fam. I was constantly drinking Mai Tie's, Coronas, Sol, Bohemia, Negro Modelo, Dos XX, Pacifico's, Miami Vices, Pinia Coladas, Margaritas, ETC ETC. There practically giving drinks away in Cabo! 2 for one every where! Id order 2 beers they would bring me 4! Id get 2 shots of Tequila they would bring me 4! The town is a lot of fun and the people make it that way, the locals have fun and love there town. Places like the Mosimo Store, Sword Shop, and my personal favorite EL PHARMACIA! They don't ask for a prescription in Mexico you can get what ever you want, so I hooked up a few bottles of Soma's, Vicadins, and Vellums. CHEEP! Don't be fooled though there metric system is different than ours, 10mg there is the same as 350mg in the US. The food in the town is the best, so authentic, I ate nothing but Steak Taco's the WHOLE TIME I was there, there is NOTHING LIKE IT and no one even COMES CLOSE to the flavor of there food when your in MEXICO!
Ok well we all know spring break is about the night clubs too and the night life. Well the place to be in Cabo San Lucas is Sammy Hagar's and Eddie Van Halen's place CABO WABO, they also make the famous CABO WABO Reposado, Blanco, and Anjeo Tequilas created by Sammy Hagar himself. At night this place has 5 different bar's located all over the place and a dance floor upstairs. People there were going nuts, they had a DJ and a MC running the place all night, only incident that night was some frat guy bumping into me spilling the Mai Tie I spent 10 min getting, I knocked him out cold and his bitch ass frat boy friends proceeded to apologize to me before picking him up, it was all good though it didn't ruin MY night. Another place to go is the Giggling Marlin witch is nothing but a place for Young College Co Ed's to get drunk, dress like whore's and act slutty. A few other things to do are the night time bull fights, the night time sunset booze cruse, watch authentic Mexican dancers comedians, cock fights, and fire stunt men.
Cabo San Lucas is one of the best places in the world, I recommend everyone go there some day, its not expensive infact for every 10 of there Paso's its now 1.00 us dollar. The people there are so cool and love life, life if slow paced and not highly technically advanced causing less stress, rarely do you see computers, or even electronic cash registers. I guess that's all I got to say bout cabo for now, i turn 27 in just 5 days or so and my weekend brittle aged old bones need time to crash out and try and recover. And for some strange reason on the plane trip back, I was one of the only people not to get searched so I was able to bring home all the illegal Mexican prescription drugs I bought. Ill be going back to Cabo soon, the plane flight is only 3 hours from Cali to the Tip of Baja California where Cabo is so it's no thing for this player. Now back to hustlin and Rydin peace yall.
BYW Game Bitch Sues for Money
The Godfather of the wicked shit will be having his own autograph signing.
So nows the time, if you cant make to the Gathering, to hitup Esham to sign cd,s
posters, merch, pretty much anything. Like asses n titties if your a Fee-Mail. Bwah!
Tuesday. Lord Its Tuesday. JuGgalos!!! JuGgalettes! Tis' I! The M500 Rookie here again to
give you guys a run down of the weekend. St. Patty's day is just around the corner. Remember
this is the one time of the year that we are all Irish. We here at M500 encourage heavy drinking as well
as continuing to search for the pot of Gold at the other end of the rainbow.
MARZ/MYZERY CONCERT REVIEW AND
UPCOMING SHOW REMINDER...
MYZERY(Myzery, Ponch, and Napalm)! Now incase you're
familiar with MYZERY's former set lists from the GOTJ
2001 or his early touring years with ICP...it's much
more "strictly Hip-Hop" these days. Not as much
wicked shit. Phat as hell nonetheless! I'm a huge
Underground Hip Hop fan, and MYZERY is about to take
the Hip Hop industry by storm. All it takes is the
right person to hear his music and "BAM"! He'll be
all over the place. He mostly performed songs from
his last two albums- "Red Eye" and "Bad Influence".
For all us hardcore MYZERY fans it was a very
significant set because he did a few unreleased
Remixes of his songs as well. NAPALM also added a
couple songs from his debut "Thirsty" album into the
mix. Man, I don't know if you guys remember MYZERY's
live performance, but he's got an amazing stage
pressence! 
Hang out spots? Know of any? Well, any around the Trashadena and LA County area? Well me and my
partner in crime Clown E Love are lookin for places to act the fool for a Day. We tend to get bored
and sometimes, Shooting rats in our boxer shorts just ain't enough. Feel free to E-Mail Me!
We've both experienced the hospitalities of LA County Jail, so please no where near that area...
10am here in sunny california, about 1pm for all the east coasters. Like Kae mentioned below
the Gathering is once again upon us. This year hopes to even better than last. I dont see how
though cuz when SKS aka Serial Killa Scott was on the plane coming home. All he could do
was go on and on about how dope the gathering was and that there was no way he would
miss it next year. Like a japanese school girl on a rich man's knee he was giddy with anticipation.
Well theres some rumors about this years gatheringa and well that happens to conincide with
my update. The following are tour dates for M500 homie and Hodges road dawg Vanilla Ice. Yes
the same V-Ice fresh off the second season of the Surreal Life on the WB. Yall see that
shit? LoL anyway here are the UPCOMING tour dates...PEEP THE LAST ONE IN PARTICULAR! Thanks
to Wraithcard6 for the heads up on the tour dates.
Yooooo JuGgaLos and JuGgaleTtes of The World! Its your confused, M500 Rookie Kae back again to
say... Hello! Not much has been going down here in the ghettos of trashadena. Over here,
we had the Black History Parade in ta Dena. The festivities started at precisely 9 am. Its 12:30 pm
right now and i missed it. Im sure it was great. Always is.
hey hey hey
UNGOWA NINJA'S!!! as you may or may not know it's black history month nation wide (we started it). We at M500 like to represent black history and culture to the fullest this month becuz as i see it its not juss about learning black history , its a month for EVERYONE to be black. i;ve been doing various things to psyce myself up for the black expirience. On tuesday i smoked a joint and watch'd 2 hours of roots. I've stared down every middled aged white person i've seen. I bought a cd with club remixes of negro spirituals (wade in the water is the shit, but when swing low gets played, even the bartenders are on the dance floor.)
Q. Hey mayfeild you know its black history month,
A. its about tyme other people found out what its like to be ME!!
Q. HUH? I've known you for 15 years, your white ninja.
the day that truly changed my life ninja's was febuary 12th 2004. For those of you near the central coast of california know, the MICHAEL JACKSON trial is only short 20 minute drive from my house, while everyday 100's off people gather in front of the court house to catch a glimpse of the man himself, decided that in the spirit of the month i too should check out the action. I went totally thinking that MJ is guilty, hey child rape is wrong, who the hell would defend this freak show i thought. So i went there with a free bobby brown sign to try and piss off his supporters. After hanging out for about an hour and a half, it happened, body gaurds started to gather at the door, a van pulled up and everyone bunched up to catch a glimpse, as michael jackson started makeing his way to out the doors of the court house, everything went into slow motion for me. All the sudden the bass beat of billy jean started playing in my head, i dropped my sign. At that momment i was no longer DONN DYMOND international player and world class hater with multiple assault charges. I was a 10 year old girl, a single tear streamed down my cheek as he walked passed me i found myself screaming "WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL!!!" he turned around and said "i love you all too" and he quickly jumped in the van, the door slammed and the truth of what had juss happend to me sank in. I dunno if i still think he's guilty or not, i dont really care, the man wrote THRILLER for chirst sake, if all he wants to do is give Mcauly Caulkin a hand job then i say SET HIM FREE!!!
BLACK HISTORY FACT
should check it out. If you're able to go...send me pics and i'll post 'em.
Wow being away from California is mind boggling. Oh what up ninjalos?!? The deadbody lover reppin the M500 once again in 2K4. Man its been ages since i dropped my seed on the news update. Like a great serial killer once said
Paradox is dropping a new album entitled "How I Lived." He was on ICP.com's Phat or Whack
and ya'll voted him as Phat. There's no official release date as of yet but, there
is also gonna be a tour mid 2004 of the midwest states.
Lil Reap, iLLi,
Nitebreed, and
Caxino (she's purddy)
are among the artists slated to be on the tour too. Sons of Thunder (a juggalo christian
group) are gonna be on the tour too. Aight, that last sentence alone piqued my curiosity.
For more info visit
Paradox's website. I'll update on this as I get more info.
Today (1/18/2004) we'll be seeing who's going to the Stupor Bowl.
My picks are Indianapolis
and Philly. Although i wouldn't mind seeing Carolina go all the way either. As long as
New England doesn't. Mother fuck the Patriots (this is entirely SKS's Opinion).
Next year is gonna be different though. VIKINGS WILL OWN!!! The only hinderance I see is
the questionability of Kleinsasser's future with Minnesota and the Vikings Special Teams.
But, the team is young over all and much improved from last season and can only get better
(at least that's what I tell myself every year).
understand what happened, everyone needs to peep the newly designed M500 Message Board. There is also a link right
next to my post. Ya Ya, right there where we have the picture links and contact info things and says
MESSAGE BOARD.
Anyways, A couple days ago, ninjas and myself got into a heated debate about Mc Donalds French Fries.
Quite frankly, I think they slippin. If you think other wise go there and voice your opinion, or any
opinion about anything. Let your voice be Read! Anyways, I was arrested for going to the Ronald Mc Donald
headquarters and knockin out Ol' Ronald himself.. I was booked and charged with public nudity.... umm 
THE INFAMOUS HOUSE OF KRAZEES "EVOLUTION"
ALBUM...
interfered just as SABU was about to hit his finisher
from the top rope. Hercules Ayla ended up making the
save and SABU won the match by DQ.
be short and to the point. Imma lay it down for y'all as I see it. First off, any
Juggalo that's been around for a while
knows that there always been
various periods of change, growth and even burning of bridges with Psychopathic. Quick example #1:
Myzery turned
out to be one of the major reasons I got into ICP. Myzery was the shit (on Psychopathic).
Now Myzery's off doing his own thing and there is some awkwardness (to say the least) about
his time spent on Psychopathic. Quick example #2: Vampiro was ICP's homie. Then he was a
traitor. Then he was ICP's homie again. And now reading Vampiro's interviews...who
knows?
Wuddup Ninjas! So its a brand new year eh? Absolutely. This year I have vowed to make my New
Years Resolution to be, Not to have A New Years Resolution. Woo Woo! First and foremost, I
wanna wish my brutha Mr. Clown E Love Happy B-day. The brutha has survived 24 years in the outskirts of
LA and is still alive to tell the Tale, Congraduations and Happy Birthday!
Real Homies = True Family
well christmas came and went. i got what i wanted for the most part. cash is what i need, i sold most of my gift certificate to my brother, i got madd fines to pay so i;m slashing prices. my dad got me a leather vest, thanks dad, now if i ever wind up in a gay bar, i know i'll have the perfect thing to wear. i also got DVD's. the futurama box set from SKS, family guy box set and directos cut of spiderman from my brother, a knife and burn'd to cd collection of movies from STREETBLOWJOBS.com from ed and jugalinko gave me a fleshlight, go to www.fleshlight.com to find out what that is. i havent built up the guts to try it out yet but it was a gift, it'd be rude not to to give it a whirl. i juss need to get drunk enuff and have the house to myself, i'll keep you posted as to how well it works.
new years is comin up which means a couple things. CLOWN E LOVES BIRTHDAY (dec
31st) as always clown e's hardcore partying will consist of about 20 minutes of hard drinking starting around 9 pm, by 9:45 he's vomited on his shirt, 9:55 he's passed out on the floor of the hotel room and no matter what your plans where for the night, he's not waking up untill somebody brings in a pizza. last time i tried to steal his wallet while he was passed out, to my surprize he carries NO cash, instead his wallet is full of homemade gift certificates written in crayon with his cell # on them, like " good for one free backrub" and "good for one carwash", and " good for doing the dishes and vaccuming the living room" he accually uses these to pay for things when we go out, from now on its SEPARATE CHECKS when he's around. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLOWN E LOVE
Keep
this year i GET A NEW CAR, i'm tired of my civic, its to small, it takes a can opener and a bottle of baby oil for me to get in an out of it, this year i buy somthing more manly, more fitting for a baller of my stature.
What
up yall, Happy New Year! I spent the last week and chrismas with my homies SKS juggalo, Paul, Ed, Softcoremike, Drinking parting and bringing in the new year. Iv got pics from them times coming soon with an update from donn dymond as well as an update by SKS bout the whole Twiztid Leaving psychopathic sitch. The 1st two pics are my christmas present to myself, iv always wanted a FUll Size Glock .45 and i finaly got one. My Glock .40 sub compact is ill and easy to hide but iv always wanted a str8 up .45 for the power! I just recently got my concealed weapons permit so i can cary a fire arm on my person and or in my car, in CA its very hard to get one of these, and i tried for months till i finaly go it so i treated myself to glock .45 after i got it. 
my homie Paul (4 hour drive) Mobed up to the Golden State Warriors Game VS LA LAKERS. The Lakers and the warriors were both in jerseys from 1967, lakers sporting the royal blue jerseys with lakers writen across the front, and Golden State sporting the Yellow jerseys. Witch was confusing becasue lakers usualy wear yellow. On the front of the warriors jerseys is the Golden Gate Bridge and on the back is a trolly with the players # on it, i being both a lakers and warriors fan i went with the Van Exel Throw back jersey 
cause Van Exel is an ex laker himself. 
game.
This game was just the shit, paul was cheerin on the lakers and i was for the warriors, and guess who won, THE WARRIORS!! woo wooo!! Golden State beeting the lakers is so unreal, expicaly sinse there so good, granted LA didnt have MALON cause he was hurt, but still come on, the lakers have so many good players its NOT FAIR and golden state still kicked there ass. Hey i wana shout out to all the juggalos A big Merry christmas and Happy new year and Remember Regardless of all the stuff you hear bout ICP and Twiztid and Psychopathic Records understand that non of your favorite bands have "broken up" or "Split up". So nothing realy effects us there. I think it would be worse news to hear that they broke up or are gona stop doing music, that would suck. But hey lets see what kind of music we get out of all this, i bet it sparks some motivation to make some realy wicked shit. Aight im out! Check out Crack Money www.crackmoney.net
EARTHQUAKE STRIKES AND ROCKS DONN DYMOND
shakeing and thunderlike rumbing just kept geting more intense. The soap and shaveing cream shook off the sink counter and the lights where flickin on and off like a strobe light. The shakeing kept getting more intense. I heard glass breaking and wood cracking and water from the toilet was splashing back up on my ass!!! I was 100% sure i was gonna die, i knew id die from 
sumthing dramtic like this and i wasnt scared, all i could think about was "fucking great, this is how i'm gonna die, buck nakid and ass all on the toilet" i thought about how humiliateing it was goona be when the rescue workers pulled my nude and unwiped carcass from the rubble that was gonna someday be my condo. Told myself "well at least dont let them find you on the tiolet" and i stood up and my plan was gonna be run into bed and them finding me there wouldnt be so embarassing. 
building colapse. 
work tomorow" from me again in fact FUCK work and FUCK skool, i've decided to pursue my dream of writeing depressing fortunes for chinese fortune cookies and getting my own sitcom on the spanish channel, then eat the worlds largest slice of pizza, and maybe become the ultamente fighting champion. its tyme to FOLLOW MY DREAMS!!! YOU SHOULD TOO!!, if you wanna make fun of a retared kid, dont hold back you may never get the chance to do it again. r kelly had the right idea, if you wanna get with a highskool girl then go for it. A good example is Jugalinko thought he couldnt get a Concealed Weapons Permit, and he did 3 months ago 250$ to start 75$ a year and his deams came true. also i'm never gonna get caught nakid again, from now on i'ma have pants pulled up to my knee's while in the bathroom and im showering with swim trunks on. PEACE AND GOD BLESS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!!!
Yo YO yO JuGgalos, This is your homie Kae-Lo reporting to ya'll live from the Milenko 500 Headquarters. I
decided to take a trip up here to get away from the ghetto life of LA and runnin from the police. Kickin it with me here is the Head
Sancho of M500, Mr JuGalinko. He says Hi.
Hey just to let everyone know, the milenko 500 shop had its smoothest most succesful holiday shipping yet. Every order
went out with care and we have 100% accurecy on our orders now. Its amazing how smooth it goes when things start to get hektic.
We sent out all the Psychopathics from Outerspace 2's that came instock last monday. Dozens of people out there got there cd extra
quick. But ya its devistating watching everything work like a gravy trian. Were constantly adding and removing things from the shop
so incase your wondering everything in the shop is instock, other wise we would take it down. On that note i just got lakers tickets, in the 3rd row center, and going with my homie paul, big baller paul(guy behind mike) cause these tickets were big baller price. Im stoked as hell on that, christmas coming up is gona be a good time, i got donn dymond the best christmas present he will ever get. Its so devistating, maybe hell tell you about it after dec 25th. I wana get some christmas shouts out to Lil Re Run, Crazy Legs, Crew Cut, Red Robin, Danny K, G Nuts, Little Pistol Starter, Ray Ray, Big Shower, and CT from the G Clique.
Alright some of you know my girlfriend from the movie
conventions she guest appears at and the concerts she
attends with me. Well, if you know her...than you
know she's a hardcore Juggalette! Thats right the
Fantasy Model/Actress- ALEXXUS YOUNG is a big fan of
Psychopathic Records! If you wanna see a few dope
concert pics from TWIZTID's recent B-More show, or a
couple backstage pics with big BLAZE and The R.O.C.
then go to www.sci-fidiva.com . Don't forget, she'll
also be signing autographs and chillin like a villian
at the upcoming Fangoria/Chiller Theatre Horror
Convention in Jersey this January. Of course your boy
HODGE will be there doing the whole jealous boyfriend
deal, lol.
