November 22, 2004 San Ramon, CA EMAIL
Here are some more pics from the smoking and drinking party after the ICP Ventura Hells Pit show. I have more on the way from the camera that was brought into the show. Soon.
Tons of New Merch Being added to the store in the next few days.
November 15, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
JuGgaling JuGgalin' JuGgalos!
First Off, I wanna give a shot out to the Rudeboy! WHATS UP HOMIE! Aight let me not bull shit
around, if you have not yet seen the Hell's Pit Tour, Jesus, get ready to shit your pants.
The shows were absolutely on mark and done beautifully. I'll get into the details later on
in the post. At this time now, I'm going to be catchin' ya'll up with what has been going around
M500.
Knott's Scary Farm 2004
Knott's for me is like Christmas is to other people. If there is no other time of the year
I get to see my homies Chango and Nvision, I can count on seeing them this one night. For those
of you who have never hit up Knotts with us, or any amusement park, for that matter, know
how much shit talkin gets done and how much hell is breaks loose. This year, rain bombarded the
whole trip, but that only made us run around the park faster. This year, our homie Bugley1 joined
the festivities, as well as my couzin, the knotts veterian, Ameer. We had mad women with us
this year as well, as well as mad ninjas collected along the way. Somehow, Clown E Love
fell offa Ghost Ryder and we never saw him again.
M500 Big Baller Kegger Halloween Party with Special Guest!!!
Yea, This halloween I got to experience my first Big Baller Kegger Halloween party at Casa de La Linko (For
those of you who don't speak Spanish, Jugalinko's House). I met up with throwback homie, Carl
and we busted a mission to get out there. Jesus, Police, Rentals, and much cigarettes later
we made it up to our destination. During this time, Clown E Love mecca'd out to Detroit for
Hallowicked. Just to give you ninjas a taste of what creation Jugalinko can whip up, download the video
on the left. Not only was every coctail known to man available, but there was an array of goodies
cooked up. The highlight of the party was the arrival of Donn Dymond with his drunk load of
gifts! The party just blasted on after that. The homie in the costume is my homie
Ricardo. He ended up slicing off a toe later on that night. I can't wait til next year!
Walk Into the Darkness...
Again, words can't describe how awesome this show was. There were many suprises not to mention the
ressurrection of Eugene the Inglewood ninja! New ninjas and old ninjas united for these two nights in
Anaheim and Ventura. The M500 Crew was there both nights, and hoteled up in Ventura on Friday. Now
for you throwback ninjas who attended the show, I know you loved the set list ICP performed. If
it wasn't Hell's Pit songs, it was throwback joker card songs. Now if nothing else, the stage set up was
absolutely fucking awesome. Esham, A.B.K, Mack 10, and Thursday's opener F.I.L.T.H.E.E Immigrants
all put it down and added to the Hype of the night! We ran into many juggalos and much much props to
them for propping up Milenko 500. As promised, I just want to let everyone know that Robin and Patty
are the sexiest juggalettes! The Hotel Room party just goes without saying. The pictures speak for themselves.
Much much love to all the juggalos, especially the beautiful juggalettes who made the Hell's Pit concerts
amazing. Much Props go to the Rudeboy and John. Not to mention much props the ninjas downstairs, Herb and his homies
who hooked it up with late night pizza! If I got your name wrong homie, email me so i can change it. Lastly, Much Love
to the maids at hotel! Also below is a pic of my homie from back in the Day, Chris. Wuddup
Homie! He decked out his face for hells pit. Well, Check out the vid on the right, You'll see why.
Wow, so as you can see, weve been ram jammed with alotta shit to do! Theres no tellin what we will be up to next.
Im sure Clown E Love, Jugalinko, or even Donn Dymond might be on to share their experiences. One of the
most memorable comments about the Hell's Pit tour comes straight from Clown E on MY SPACE, "you fuckin whore.....*fart sound*
". Ya we had a great time too Clown E. Well that does it for me right now. Dont forget
to pick up Backyard Wrestling 2! Theres a phatty commercial of Shaggy Cooking on the grill promoting
the game! Hope everyone had a great time at their Hell's Pit shows, where-ever u saw it at. I love ya'll! MMFCL!
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GlenBurnie MD 11/15/04
ESHAM TO APPEAR AT
THIS
YEARS "WICKEDSTOCK" CONCERT IN
DETROIT...
ESHAM the originator of acid rap will be
performing at
the annual "WICKEDSTOCK" show on 12/03/04. He's
not
the only familair face appearing on stage that
night.
TECH N9NE(ya'll know who the fuck he is), LAVEL
aka
MR. REALIST, THE R.O.C., PROJECT DEADMAN(MIKE E.
CLARK
and PROZAK), and a few others will be rocking the
mic
as well. So let's recap who's all gonna be
there. 1.
ESHAM- The Godfather of the Wicked Shit! Nuff
said.
2. TECH N9NE- A ruthless abstract rap legend
3.
THE R.O.C.- A detroit Don! Flawless
rapper/producer,
not to mention an original member of THE HOUSE OF
KRAZEES, HALFBREED, and THE LEVEL JUMPERS 4.
LAVEL-
One half of the infamous KRAZY KLAN with ABK. A
long
time Juggassociate. Responsible for many dope
beats
on recent Hatchet releases. 5. PROJECT DEADMAN-
Mike E. Clark and Prozak! MEC is one of detroits
greatest producers...period! His earlier work
with
ICP/Kid Rock/George Clinton will forever go
unmatched.
Ya'll know who Prozak is by now . He started in
Bedam(also performing at Wickedstock). You may
have
heard him on tracks with ESHAM, MASTAMIND, LAVEL,
R.O.C., PROJECT BORN, and many others in the D.
Bottom line...THE SHOW IS GONNA BE HOT!!! So
don't
forget December 12th at the Harpos in Detroit
"WICKEDSTOCK 04". For tix you can hit up
ticketmaster. Tix are $19 and doors open at
7pm.
ESHAM'S FORMER
NATAS
PARTNER "MASTAMIND" IS BACK IN THE
STUDIO...
For all us OG RLP fans and day-one'rs this is big
news! Anybody that was around for the NATAS era
will
tell you that nothing will ever compare to the
dark
magic they made on thier albums. Even if we're
not
fortunate enough to have any confirmation of a
new
NATAS album, at least it's members are busy
making
music. Shiiit, even TNT has been popping up on
random
ESHAM songs now and then. Alright, now we've all
been
informed of the upcoming ESHAM album due out
early
next year. But what about MASTAMIND? Don't fear
killionaires. I just got off the phone with
Shaheed
of Darker Sound Entertainment(Mastamind's label).
MASTAMIND is back in the studio! And if his last
solo
album "STREETVALU" is any sign of things to
come...THE
ALBUMS GONNA BE A CLASSIC! The album's title is
"WORTHY". No more MurderCreek distribution on
this
one. 2ActivateRecords are behind "Worthy". So
their
shouldn't be as many delay's with the release
date.
The album will feature at least 15 new tracks.
So far
the guest list will include underground rap icon
KOOL
KEITH aka DR. OCTAGON aka DR. DOOOM, aka BLACK
ELVIS,
etc. Also, E.A.R.T.H. is set to appear on the
album
as well. "WORTHY" is still early in production,
but a
March 2005 release date is being speculated.
I'll
keep you posted as I get more updates on this
album.
IF YOU HAVEN'T READ
MY
HUGE UPDATE OVER AT WWW.MYZERY.NET...WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR...
I recently posted another big news update over at
the
official MYZERY site www.myzery.net . Tons of
new
stuff going on with Camp MYZERY. In the update I
mention all types of topics ranging from- MYZERY
&
JUMPSTEADY's recent studio sessions at the Lotus
Pod,
the MARZ & MYZERY album, an upcoming SPANISH SIDE
RYDAS album featuring TWIN GATS, an upcoming
interview
with PONCH, another NAPALM solo album, and much
more.
Plus you gotta hit up the new Merch section of
the
site. I'm talking- albums, jerseys, plaques, and
more. Big things happening over at
www.myzery.net
.
RECENT VAMPIRO
RESULTS...
My homie VAMPIRO has been a busy man in the Lucha
wrestling scene the past few weeks. On 11/05
VAMPIRO
appeared at the Arena Mexico in the Main Event
Six-Man
tag match. It was actually a best of 3 falls
bout
that featured VAMPIRO/Hijo Del Pierroth/Pierroth
vs.
Los Hermanos Dinamita. The first pinfall was
awarded
to VAMP's team after his partner Hijo pinned
Universo
following a picture perfect senton bomb at the 4
minute mark. For the next 8 minutes or so it was
non-stop mayhem. Our former JCW Champ VAMPIRO
hit the
ring a few times to level his opponents with
brutal
spinning kicks from the top rope, chokeslams, and
near
decapitation ninja kicks to thier faces! The
fans
were going nuts for VAMP. VAMP's opponents were
overwhelmed and couldn't take anymore punishments
at
the hands of VAMPIRO and his partners. So like a
bunch of chumps they used a baseball bat on
Pierroth
and got Disqualified. VAMP and Hijo stormed the
ring
and chased them away from Pierroth. This shit is
far
from over!
On 11/07 VAMPIRO was once again involved in a
6-Man Tag match for the Main Event, but this
night it
was at the Arena Solidaridad. The match was
VAMPIRO/Monje Negro Jr./Diluvio Negro II vs. Blue
Panther/Antifaz/Mistico. From a technical
standpoint
this match was even more exciting than VAMP's
11/05
bout. However, VAMP's team wasn't as lucky as
that
night. This match featured some of the most
lightning
quick and death defying moves one could imagine.
I'm
talking bodies were flying in and outta the ring
nonstop. Those Lucha wrestlers turn high risk
wrestling manuevers into an artform. In the end,
it
was Panther's team scoring the defining pinfall.
Great match! We need VAMPIRO back on U.S.
TV.
OUR FORMER DARK
LOTUS
MEMBER- "MARZ" WILL BE HEADING BACK TO PEABODY'S
IN
OHIO ON 01/16/05...
If you've ever seen MARZ "live" on the MIC, than
you
know how fuckin talented that killa is! He
performs
some kind of raw musical energy that's gets the
crowd
going nuts! A "live" MARZ show is gauranteed to
impress even the most unfazable people in
attendance.
I've just spoken with the MARZ TRIBE this week
and
MARZ assured me that the new material he's gonna
preview for the "live" crowd, will fuckin blow
you
away! MARZ is one of the hardest working artists
in
the business...and it shows in his music. So if
your
in the Cleveland OH area on 1/16, come out to the
show. For tix info or directions hit up
www.marzgorillaz.com . Well, that's about all
for now
ninjas. Until next time, Peace and MCL!!!
November 11, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Quik Blabbing About This and That...
Whuts up Ya'll. Not alot of time has been present to get up on here. Being a Don is exhausting.
Tonight and Tomorrow, the long awaited, "Hell's Pit" Tour peers its hellish lil' head
around in the Southern Cali Area. The M500 staff will be there in full effect as usual. Be
sure to say hello to Donn Dymond to recieve your free hug.
MySpace Juggalos!?
Hey real quick Clown E made a M500 Juggalos group on MySpace if any of
yall got that. Its a great way to keep in touch with people you might
want to fuck. Anyway feel free to join up by clicking here!
I'll be on here to update as soon as the tour in Cali leaves to give you a full spankin' update
on the Big Baller Kegger Halloween party at the Jugalinko Estate, as well as an update from Knotts Skary Farm, and The Hell's Pit Concert Review.
We look forward to seeing each and everyone of you at the shows. See Ya'll Tonite! MMFCL!!!
Nov 3rd 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
Hallowicked Recap!
SUPRISE BITCHES! Yup actually i myself was surprised to learn i was indeed going to
this years Hallowicked. It wasnt till the last minute that my homie and friend Roybot
of Sota F/X recruited me to help film Hallowicked. Now before i get to the flavor
and the freshness yall should peep a nice JSA (Juggalo Service Announcement) that
my homie D-fens from Faygoluvers posted about the whole show ending early.
Click here
for that.
Ok The Flavor That is Hallowicked!
So i get into Detroit early Saturday mornin. I chill with my cousin for a bit. Seeing the
behind the scenes work for ABK's Road Fools being done. Trust me when i say that this
dvd is gonna be off the hook with crazy fresh flavor. Anyway, so we all partied that night
and ended up eating at Buffalo Wild Wings, which is fast becoming my favorite food to eat
when ur drunk and or high. Sunday rolls around and we've got to make it out to the venue
to set up shop and what not. Now being from the west coast i didnt adjust well to
exactly how fuckin COLD it gets in Detroit. So now im payin for it cuz im all sick
but hey live and learn.
Hours Before Doors Open
So everyones setting up the stage and what not. Me and my crew are settin up camera positions
for optimum viewing pleasure. I can see the line of juggalos that goes down several blocks. Man
there was hella juggalos there. And a few made it from my neck of the woods so that was fresh.
I was the only one from the M500 crew tho. The rest of my fellow M500 Dons were busy throwin
their own Big Baller Halloween Kegger Party at Jugalinko's. Im sure he'll be postin pics
of that soon.
Start the Fuckin Show!
So all of a sudden the lights go out and our Master of Ceremonies Elmo was on stage
with a microphone. Turns out Elmo was none other than the Rudeboy gettin into the halloween
spirit. He welcomed the juggalos and said we were in for a fuckin night to remember for Hallowicked 2004.
Finally the show starts and the first band on was Insulence. They're from Cali and
i gotta give them props for showin the juggalos mad love. I think most people were diggin
them and for an opening band they got a nice reaction from the crowd. One theme that ran
throughout the night was if u werent a Psychopathic band then your required to start ur
own versions of the juggalo chants. Hell they knew where we were. Detroit muhthafuckin Rock
City..only the HOME of ICP. So needless to say all the opening bands knew how to win
over the juggalos. Next up was ABK. His stage set was that of a classroom. His set
was THE SHIT! He schooled it and the juggalos were going nuts for his shit. The new songs
sound dope as fuck live. If you havent done yourself a favor and picked up ABK's Dirrty
History WHAT THE FUCK R U WAITING FOR??! I wont spoil any freshness in his set but trust me when
i say u wont want to be buying a drink or gettin high somwhere when ABK hits the stage.
Next was Esham, the Godfather of the wicked shit. I have to say I kind of wished his set was
a little longer but over all it was still a dope set. Esham always just commands the stage
when hes up there. Not a whole lot goin on set wise but Esham usually jes lets his flows
do the talking. After Esham i shed a tear cuz next was Mack 10. Now let me say this. Being from
Cali and knowin how everyone from the eastcoast to the Midwest views us westcoast folk, i flashed back to the 2002
Gathering when Mack10 was first introdcued to the juggalo world. I was like man they're
gonna hate on him and diss him off stage. But i couldnt of been more wrong then as i was
again this year at Hallowicked. He knew where he was and he wasnt about to get booed
off stage so he showed madd love for the juggalos and i could see hella ninjaz rappin
along with his songs from Westside Connection. I wouldnt be surprised to see Mack 10
at more and more juggalo shows.
Finally ICP was to take the stage. The curtain lifted and the set stage was fuckin devastating.
It was decorated with madd jack-o-lanterns that bore the hatchet sign or all the Joker cards
including both Wraiths! It was fuckin sick. Flames in the backround jes added to the whole
"Hell" like atmosphere. J and Shaggs came out in Priest robes, J holdin a severed Donkeys
head on a stick and Shaggy holdin a severed Pigs head. Wicked shit to the fullest. They
started their set and the whole place got live. There was faygo flying everywhere. Madd
juggalos crowd surfin. They did a few songs they dont normally do on tour like "Cartoon Nightmares"
and the ever famous "How Many Times". Now the whole show up to that point was fresh. It wasnt until
about 40 mins into their set that the juggalos broke down the barricade and started piling
on stage one after another. If it was only a a few ninjaz no big deal...but it went from 4 juggalos
to 40 in a span of seconds. So ultimately during "Halls of Illusions" ICP had to cut their
losses and the show was stopped. Much to the dismay of the rest of the ninjaz that wanted to see
the ENTIRE show! Well leave it to those idiot fucks who feel its all about them and not ICP
to ruin a show for everyone else. People paid im sure hard earned or stolen money to go see
ICP at Hallowicked so it makes no sense to ruin a show before its even finished.
Juggalos, its not that hard...WAIT TILL THE LAST SONG!!!
Other than that the show was off the hook. I apologize for the lack of pics from the show
but trust me its better to see that shit first hand when the Hells Pit Tour rolls to ur
town. Now the afterparty is probably where i had the most fun. Thats partly why all the pics
i've posted are from the afterparty. Madd juggalos in attendence including celebrities fellow web masters
from FLH, Scottie D, and D-FENS, also artists like ABK, Mack 10, Lavel, SYN, Mike P, and of course
ICP. I had so much fun and loved jes chillin with all the juggalos gettin drunk as hell
and partying. Props to the Rudeboy for lettin me and my cousin get on stage and act like fools. I still
dont remember all that i said on stage lol. But ya it was the shit. It was my first time
being at Hallowicked this year and hopefully not my last. Much props to all the juggalos i ran
into that gave M500 props. MMFCL yall...im still in recover mode....PEACE!
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GlenBurnie MD 10/27/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH ACTOR BILL JOHNSON AKA LEATHERFACE
2...CLICK HERE
All you horror film buffs out there are probably more
than familiar with the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
franchise. Now, a few weeks back I conducted a big
interview with the newest LEATHERFACE Andrew
Bryniarski. It doesn’t stop there killaz! This
season I was fortunate enough to interview not one,
but two men who have captivated and terrified
audiences as one of America’s most notorious movie
monsters- LEATHERFACE! That’s right, I recently
interviewed actor BILL JOHNSON AKA LEATHERFACE #2.
Even though the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 made it’s
big theatrical debut many years ago, it’s following
remains strong by old and new fans eager to catch the
spirit of Halloween every season. Although BILL’s
portrayal as LEATHERFACE will forever remain his most
famous role, his film credits have continued to grow
through the years. In this interview BILL covers such
topics as- the similarities between "House of 1000
Corpses" & "TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2", his upcoming
film roles, being asked to reprise the role of
LEATHERFACE in TCM 4, the missing deleted scenes from
the TCM2 DVD, his opinion on the TCM Remake from 2003,
upcoming convention appearances, his views on the new
Real-Murderer clothing, working with legendary actor
Dennis Hopper, his favorite horror movie, working as a
voice actor on video games, and more. Enjoy! ...CLICK HERE
Oct 24th 2004 San Ramon
This is the brand new ICP back pack. It has all the jokers cards on it. On all sides. It also has a cd holder on the front and the wraith
on the back middle.
Click the picture to enlarge it.
Click Here to Buy It. (fmtb)
October 19th 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
Tecca Nina before Halloweena! (ya i know, fuck off)
Thats right...i made that joke. god i got so much news today i feel like im gonna BLAST! Anyway juggalos in Cali check ur testicles (aka nuts). Tech N9ne will will be
in southern cali at the House of Blues Sunset for the Hostile Takeover Tour. He'll be there
along with Project Deadman and Kutt kalhoun on Oct. 27th 7pm. I dont know if tickets have sold out. But if they have jes make ur
own! Come on be a little fuckin creative. There ya go!
Blazes New Album
Its only a matter hours now before Blazes new LP "Colton Grundy" is in stores for you
the consumer juggalo, to buy. Word round the old Faygoluvers
campfire is that this new album made Scottie D do fifteen sommersaults a triple sow cow and an inverted
wheel barrel jackhammer pummel fist. Needless to say he liked it alot. So dont sleep on this one ninjas.
go out today / tomrrow and buy this new album. Or else Blaze will really come to ur house and kill you. For real.
I'm not kidding. This is serious. Dead. completely, no more wicked shit. Dead.
*that last statement about blaze killing you is not true (for the slower juggalos)
Win Free tickets to a Marz Show!
The helly fresh tribe over at Marzgorillaz.com have come thru for the M500 and you the
juggalos. Through clicking the banner below you can enter to win a free ticket to an upcoming
show with Marz, Project Deadman and Zug Izland at Peabodys in Cleveland Ohio. So all you
Ohio juggalos that might be low on ends should go ahead and enter. Hey you might even WIN. This is
an ALL AGES show
We want to thank Marz and the Tribe for hooking up the M500 with this contest for the juggalos.
New Southern Cali Wrestling Federation "Pro Wrestling War"
Apparently some Tech N9ne-alos and some Juggalos got together and started up
a helly fresh new Wrestling Federation here in So Cal. I dont know how
this news got by Hodge. Usually hes the first ninja to tell me what
its like outside before i even step out the door. And he lives 4000
miles away. Anyway...Juggaloutkaxt will be at this event
with some free Tech N9ne/PDM/STrange Music shit like posters, zig zags,
cd samplers, stickers. To get the info click here or here juggalos.
Ebay, Finally playground sales on a Large Scale
Any juggalos lookin for Psy shit online? Of Course NOT!! Haha Jes kidding. Juggalos my homie Bugley
jes got divorced and all he won in the settlement was his juggalo merch. Now he has no home and is living
in my garage growing old and moldy. Nah im playin...actually hes fine and no divorce..but he IS selling
a grip of juggalo merch on Ebay so click here and see
if maybe theres something you'd like to bid on. Fawk-yoo
Thats it for now juggalos. Give it up to Hodge for all these interviews hes been doing. He hooks it up
for YOU the muhfuckin JUGGALOS! Hitup his email and tell him Clown E Love says he does good work. Right now
click here for his email. Hope to see you ninjaz
at Tech N9ne and at the Cali Hells Pit Shows! Look for the M500 crew, we'll be the ones at the bar complainin
that there aint enough alcohol. Except Kae...hes still 20...haha sorry Kae...no im not.....bitch. MMFCL NINJAZ
im out like what BABY WHUT!?!
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GlenBurnie MD 10/12/04
AN EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW WITH ACCLAIMED ACTOR
TONY TODD AKA CANDYMAN..CLICK HERE
This is a big one for me. I've been a huge fan
of Tony's work since I was
first introduced to his chilling role as
"CANDYMAN" in 1992. Tony is not
your typical actor that finds early success in a
horror film, and then
remains typecast in the horror genre the rest of
his career. Not Tony.
He's one of the most well rounded actors of our
time. Some of his most
memorable roles were in such major Hollywood
movies as- "Platoon",
"Candyman", "The Crow", "The Rock", "Caught Up",
"Lean On Me", "Wishmaster",
"Final Destination 1&2", and "Night of the Living
Dead". He's also landed
roles in numerous hit TV shows like- "The
X-Files", "24", "Boston Public",
"CSI Miami", "Homicide", "Angel", "Smallville",
"Charmed", and all 3
incarnations of "Star Trek". In this interview
Tony tackles all sorts of
topics ranging from- the possibility of a
"Candyman 4" film with Clive
Barker, the status on his upcoming films- "Final
Destination 3-D",
"Minotaur", "Tournament Of Dreams", "Heart of the
Beholder", "Turntable",
"Shadow", and an upcoming "Prophecy" film. He
also speaks on his passion
for theatre, his favorite film roles, his TV
schedule, the loyal star trek
followers, voice work for video games, the
disturbing new "Real Killer"
clothing trend, his love for jazz, and much more.
Tony is a remarkable
actor and this interview is a definite read for
any fans of his work. So
before you start chanting "Candyman" 5 times in
the mirror for your
Halloween party's, take a few moments to read the
interview and really
discover what Tony Todd is all about.CLICK HERE
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GlenBurnie MD 10/08/04
AN EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW
WITH ACTOR ANDREW BRYNIARSKI AKA
"LEATHERFACE"...CLICK HERE!
I was recently able to score an in-depth
interview
with actor ANDREW BRYNIARSKI. Nowadays, Andrew 
is
most often recognized by his impressive
performance as
LEATHERFACE in "THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE"
Remake.
If you’ve seen the remake than it’s apparent that
it
was exactly what that franchise needed to
recapture
the fans attention, not to mention one of the most
terrifying films to come along in years. Aside
from
his role as LEATHERFACE in the 2003 box office
hit,
Andrew has also landed roles in such known films
as-
"Any Given Sunday", "Batman Returns", "The
Program",
"Higher Learing", "Scooby Doo", "Street Fighter",
and
"Pearl Harbor" just to name a few. Andrew’s has
over
15 years of movie business history under his
belt.
And with the huge success of the T.C.M. remake,
his
work opportunities are more abundant than ever
these
days. In this interview he speaks on such topics
as-
A TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE Prequel, his views on
removing LEATHERFACE’s mask, problems with former
LEATHERFACE actor R.A., the alternate ending for
theT.C.M. remake, roles he was passed over for,
the
bodybuilding rumors, Jessica Beil, his opinion on
the
new Real-murderer clothing trend, upcoming
conventions, his music industry connections, and
much
more. Also, don't forget to check out his
charity
guitar auction for sick children in need. For
more
info on the charity auction visit
www.andrewbryniarski.net . Enjoy! Click Here to peep it now!
OCT 7th 2004 San Ramon Ca
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We also added the KMK hockey jersey
October 4th 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
Well bitches, i spent a good long sunday night working on the Juggalo Lockdown section. So check and
see if your pics have been added. We're approaching 200 lockdown juggalos STRONG so keep your
juggalo pics coming ninjaz. Send in your juggalo pics to demonseedspewer@yahoo.com.
I'll do my best to get them up as soon as possible. Thanks to all the ninjas that said they like that interview
i did. Up next in keeping with the October theme... Hodge will be interviewing the most recent "LEATHERFACE" So
check back for that muthafackos! Im out for now....MMFCL..im out like what..BABY WHUT?!? (tee hee)
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GlenBurnie MD 10/01/04
A NEW INTERVIEW
WITH
INTERNATIONAL WRESTLING STAR VAMPIRO. THE
VAMPIRO/ICP
RE-UNION... CLICK HERE!
As promised, I've got some big news from our
former
JCW Champion himself. This interview is very
different from my past interviews from with the
Juggalotus. Why? Because the bond is back on!
That's right, this interview covers how VAMPIRO
and
ICP finally re-united! Plus the interviews
covers all
kinds of new VAMP happenings like- his upcoming
appearences at ICP's "HELLS PITT" tour, the new
I.C.P.D.C. tag team he's formed, news on BACKYARD
WRESTLING 2, where he's wrestling now, his recent
injury that kept him from the GOTJ, GANGREL'S
return
and WWE's interest in himself, and much more.
Enjoy! Click Here to peep it now!
September 30, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Why i'm scared to take a shit alone!
Zug's Gone, Jugalinko is missing, someone soberly had an interest to interview Clown E Love...What the fuck is going on yo?!
What's up ya'll? Things around here have gotten mad hectik. The month of October marks 1 Year since I joined Milenk500.com and became an M500 Don Mega.
Yes, its true. More sponsers and endorsments have been thrown at M500 than we know what to do with. I just wrapped up filming
the remake of Spielbergs Classic, "E.T" Steven called me up and asked if I wanted to to play
the new Elliot, respectfully renamed as "Kaeliot." The movie will be released and reviewed on
Donn Dymonds next post. So look foward to it ninjas!
"
Zug Izland have now joined the Homies Boyz II Men in ranks. Both groups have come to the "End of Road", their
"Waters Run Dry" and all that is left is for them to be "Saved." We wish our homies the best! We
hope everything passes over and yall get together and pump out another CD. At Least a Christmas Album,
Boyz II Men Did it...
How i Won a Blue Ribbon for Best Pig at the Fair
The past couple days have been rammed jammed with fun. Couple weekends ago I was out and 
about in San Bernardino for their Annual Car Festival. Its full of games, lotta food, and especially
a lot of fresh ass cars. It would not be a fresh event if ninjas werent running around.
I met up with this ninja Steve was working next to my pops companys booth. WUDDUP STEVE. Props
to that ninja for being fresh as hell. I schooled the Shoot for a Bucket of Chicken at the KFC booth
and got me a free bucket of Chicken and a T-Shirt. This past weekend, my homie Bugley and myself
went to the LA County Fair. Being Fat allowed the Deep fried products to go down easily. My girlfriend
and Bugley could not handle the greasy goodness. Kudos to the ninjas I met at the fair.
My homie Intrinzik hooked it up with a couple CD's. Fall Guys new "Apocalypse 6T7" as well as his
solo album "Double U I Double L." Without a doubt a couple of great ass albums. Apocalypse 6T7
has a lot of rock/rap songs. It was something for everybody. I love songs that sub hard in my car
and both albums achieve that for me. "Glam Rock Band" is just a funny ass song as well as the ending song
"Fateful Summer." A personal favorite for me from Fall Guy has been "Join the Fallguy Army." Intrinzik's Solo CD
has a good mix just as well. I enjoyed smoking and laying back to the cd. Both CD's are definiately
off the chain so be sure to check out their sites, www.fall-guy.com and www.intrinzikweb.com.
One thing I gotta put up before I bounce. For all the old school ninjas or stranglemania viewers,
who remember the old chicken hunting clip. Check out this old school truck and tell me it doesnt look
like the truck ICP was sporting in. Now Check out the license plate on it. Trippy as shit huh! Aight ninjas,
thats it for me. Colton Grundy is now on presale so check that out! Take care ya'll! MMFCL!
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GlenBurnie MD 09/29/04
THE OFFICIAL MYZERY
WEBSITE IS NOW UP...
Sup Killaz. www.myzery.net is officially up and
running! That's right, our former Psychopathic
Ryda
has a new official site packed with all the
latest
news, audio, interviews, bio's and more. The
first
news update for the site is up right now(written
by
yours truly) and speaks on a ton of new MYZERY
info including his recent trips to Detroit. What
was
he doing there? Chillin with his brothers in
law-
JUMPSTEADY and VIOLENT J of course. So there ya
have
it, the beef is over. But what else was he doing
in
the D? Recording new music maybe...maybe not.
You'll
have to keep visiting the new site for more
inside
info. Also don't forget to peep the audio
section for
a brand new TWIN GATS solo track from the
upcoming
"Spanish Side Rydas" album.
GET READY FOR THE
OPENING WEEKEND OF JASON'S WOODS
2004...
JASONS WOODS 2004 is about to open for business.
This
coming weekend marks the 2004 Grand Opening for
one of
the best Halloween attractions on the east coast.
Jason's Woods is a huge Haunted Scream Park
located in
the heart of Lancaster PA. Every year they
attract
more and more guests and every year the Woods
gets
better than before. This year will host 5
ruthless
attractions such as- The Macabre Museum, a
Mystery
Maze, The Horrifying Hayride, a 3D Carnival Of
Fear,
and the Barn Of Terror. They are all worth the
price
of admission, but the "3-D Carnival Of Fear" &
"The
Barn Of Terror" will really get your skin
crawling.
Aside from all the horror attractions will be a
ton of
carnival style games and all the delicious junk
food
you could imagine. For the opening weekend they
will
even have THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON
himself-
BEN CHAPMAN on hand to sign autographs. I think
I've
gone every year for the past 8 years now. It's
definitely worth the trip. See ya in the woods!
For
times and directions head over to
www.jasonswoods.com
.
A SPECIAL OFFER
FROM
MARZGORILLAZ.COM...
Our homies over at www.marzgorillaz.com have a
special
treat in store. This Friday(Oct 1st) you'll be
able
to Download the entire MARZ "TGZ Nation Mixtape"
album for free! That's luv right there. This
offer
will only be good for 24 hrs. After that, you're
to
fuckin late man. You could always snag it here
in our
webstore incase your reading this after the date
has
passed. If you haven't heard the Mixtape yet,
you
won't be disappointed. It features our former
DARK
LOTUS member rappin over a ton of beats made
famous by
such artists as- Jay-Z, Nas, Ludacris, Pastor
Troy,
Mr. Cheeks, Da Band, and many more. Don't sleep
on
this generous opportunity at www.marzgorillaz.com
.
ANOTHER HUGE HORROR
ATTRACTION TO VISIT. THE HAUNTED MILL
2004...
Here's another devastating Horror attraction for
all
you MD, PA, VA, ninjas to check out. Haunted
Mills is
located just outside of Spring Groove PA and and
features over 2 hrs of terror! Yeah, 2 whole
hours of
suspense and fright. That's how long it takes to
get
through the- Haunted Mill, The Dark Zone, The
Haunted
Hayride, The Terror Trail, and the Creepy
Cornwalk.
They will also have all kinds of food vendors
"live"
bands on hand. This place was super crowded last
year, so get there early on. Dates and times
vary so
check out the website at www.thehauntedmill.com .
A
word to the wise, all these attractions can ad up
in
price. So get the combo package on all 5
attractions
for $25 and you'll save $14. Oh yeah, just
another
reminder that my new interviews with two
LEATHERFACE
actors will be here soon. Keep checking back.
Well,
that's about all for now ninjas. Until next
time,
Peace and MCL!!!
September 27th 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
OG Me does OG Interview
Thats right, for once instead of interviewing someone else, someone finally decided they were going
to interview yours truly. LoL Aight i know what your thinkin....Man WTF CLown E....you THAT full of yourself?
Well the answer is quite simple YES. Haha anyway. My homie Batt is
a real good friend of mine who builds websites. Hes a down ass true juggalo and he asked me to do this
interview and help hype up his brand new site that hes working on. So if you got a moment or two. Shoot
on over to batt.darknytestudios.com and peep the right side links for the interview he conducted with myself.
It answers some hard hitting in depth questions about myself...like.....whats my favorite color and what not!
Congrats to our Homies at FLH
I may look pissed in that above pic of me, but actually im happy for our homies
over at Faygoluvers who have won themselves that little Hells Peazzy website contest.
They've earned themselves a grip of tickets to Hallowicked this year so thats the shit.
Madd props to everyone else that won and entered as well. Many of you have emailed
us asking why we didnt enter. Well basically because of a technicality with someone
who works on this site whos related to someone who works at Psychopathic. Im not mentioning
any names though. lol.....Way to go Scottie and DFENS....make momma proud!
Zug Izland now candidates for VH1's Where are They Now
Ok ya that was a little harsh. I apologize. I actually really like Zug Izland and i know alot of you do to. Well it
seems as of today they are no more. The band went thru several incarnations what with band members leaving
and joining at various times. However Mike P and SYN have remained the core of the Zug reactor thats kept it
going for this long. The band formerly off Psychopathic moved over to Ax & Smash records to release their
sophmore album "3:33" which seems like it'll be their final one. I hope things get worked out in the future
but for now rest assured Mike P will still be in the picture mixing it up with our favorite Psy artists!
Hallowicked Tickets Sold out (much like Kae Lo)
And once again i gave myself the bone. Wait that sounds wrong. I screwed myself...no....umm shit....me shoot
myself in foot. I ALMOST figured out a way to attend this years Hallowicked which would be my FIRST time
going but son of a bitch its not gonna work out. So here i am keyboard crying to all of you. *Wah* But its
all good. Anyway yes tickets have sold out. But i do have some flavor for you....EXCLUSIVE PICS OF THE
HELLS PIT STAGE PROPS right HERE an M500 EXCLUSIVE...CLICK HERE TO SEE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!!
Well thats about it for now juggalos. I myself along with the rest of the M500 crew will be at BOTH southern cali
Hells Pit dates in Ventura and Anaheim. I cant wait for that shit! Also keep checkin back for info on ABK's
Road Fools DVD as my cousin Ry Ry is putting that together and as soon as i get some info on it i will be posting
it here. The Lockdown section will be adding some INMATES later today as im way behind on adding juggalos so look
for that to be updated shortly. Kae Lo should be up next with some flavor for yall. Till next time click here
for a game you must play and hitup my MYSPACE profile page and holla at a ninja (i jes now found out about myspace) behind much? MMFCL ninjaz
im out like what BABY WHUT!?!?f
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GlenBurnie MD 09/20/04
A HUGE HORROR
CONVENTION
FEATURING ICP...
Sup killaz! It’s that time of year again; the
Season
Of The Pumpkin is right around the corner. I’m
gonna
start to fill you guys in on all the crucial
Halloween
conventions and festivities around the country.
Now
normally these big conventions I mention on here
are
filled with 2-3 days of horror actors, movie
screenings, Q&A’s and horror merch galore.
That’s the
shit right! How could one of these conventions
get
any better right? JUST AD the INSANE CLOWN POSSE
that’s how! That’s right on October 8,9,and 10th
the
Worcester Centrum Convention Centre and Palladium
in
Worcester MA will be hosting the first annual
ROCK &
SHOCK Horror convention. During the days, fans
will
be able to meet such horror movie actors as- KANE
HODDER( JASON VOORHEES), JONATHAN BRECK(Jeepers
Creepers Monster), ANDREW BRYNIARSKI(New
LEATHERFACE),
BILL MOSELEY(OTIS from House Of 1000 Corpses and
CHOPTOP from TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2), SID
HAIG(Cpt.
SPAULDING from House Of 1000 Corpses), ASHLEY
LAURENCE(lead chick in HELLRAISER films), KEN
FOREE(DAWN OF THE DEAD OG and Remake), JEFFREY
COMBS(RE-ANIMATOR), and way to many more to
mention.
Then, every night of the 3 day convention fans
will be
able to see live concerts from Type O
Negative(Oct
8th), The Misfits(Oct 9th), and INSANE CLOWN
POSSE,
ESHAM, and MACK 10(Oct 10th)! I average like 8
Horror
Conventions a year ninjas and this one is shaping
up
to be the best convention to date! If you’re a
Horror
movie fan, and chances are you’re a down ass
Juggalo YOU WON’T WANNA MISS THIS CONVENTION!
For
directions, a full guest list, or tix info, hit
up
www.rockandshock.com. See ya there!
A NEW 2TWINN GUNNZ
ALBUM
FEATURING PRODUCTION FROM THE
R.O.C....
Remember a few months back in THE R.O.C.(3rd
member
from TWIZTID’s original group) interview when I
asked
him about the status of his brothers(THE Y.U.G.)
rap
career. The R.O.C. confirmed that his bro was
hard at
work on a new group project. I recently got an
email
from amkr4lyfe(Shawn) about the album.
Apparently the
album is out now in select stores in Detroit.
The
group is called 2WINN GUNNZ and features Y.U.G.
and
his partner 1-L-Bandit. Now, incase you’re a
hardcore
collector of THE R.O.C.’s work, you’ll wanna snag
this
album. It features his production on at least 4
tracks. As soon as I get a copy for myself, I’ll
post
up a review for all you R.O.C. fans out
there.
TWO UPCOMING
INTERVIEWS
WITH LEATHERFACE ACTORS...
More Horror Icon interviews on the way! These
upcoming interviews should attract all you TEXAS
CHAINSAW MASSACRE fans out there. I’ve recently
been
in touch with TWO of the LEATHERFACE actors from
the
TCM films. Both interviews should be conducted
and
posted up soon so keep an eye out for em. One is
with
BILL JOHNSON, who co-starred with Dennis Hopper
in
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2. The other LEATHERFACE
interview will be with ANDREW BRYNIARSKI, who was
the
most recent(and biggest) LEATHERFACE in last
years
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE Remake. You’ve probably
also
seen Andrew in various roles in such films as-
Batman
Returns, Any Given Sunday, Street Fighter,
The
Program, Higher Learning, etc. The interviews
will
be up shortly. The Saw Is Family.
VAMPIRO
NEWS...
My homie VAMPIRO is all healed up and ready to
raise
hell again! Attention Juggalos. I’ve got a big
announcement from our former JCW Champion in the
next
week or two! Keep checking back.
ANOTHER BIG EAST
COAST
HORROR CONVENTION...
The Annual CHILLER THEATRE Horror Convention in
NJ
already has a very impressive guest list up
online.
Every year CHILLER THEATRE sets the standard in
incredible Horror Conventions. This years
convention
has already signed such guests as- KANE
HODDER(JASON
Juggalo VOORHEES), LINDA BLAIR(EXORCIST 1
STAR),
DICK WARLOCK(MICHAEL MYERS), RICOU BROWNING(THE
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON), and more guests
added
daily. This convention will not disappoint! It
never
does. Always the best of guests, movie
screenings,
vendors, and more. Once again, the convention
will be
on Oct 29, 30, and 31st at the Meadowlands
Sheraton in
Rutherford NJ. For directions or tix info just
go
over to www.chillertheatre.com .
RAP LEGEND SHOCK-G
SET
TO DROP HIS FIRST SOLO ALBUM ON OCTOBER
12th...
Rap Legend SHOCK-G aka HUMPTY HUMP from the multi
platinum rap group DIGITAL UNDERGROUND is set to
release his first ever solo album on October
12th! If
your not familiar with SHOCK, than your not
familiar
with PAC cause SHOCK-G was one of the biggest
influences of TUPAC’s career. Not to mention one
of
the most innovative musicians of all time. SHOCK
is
responsible for such huge hits as- Humpty
Dance, I
Get Around feat TUPAC, Freaks of the Industry,
Same Song, No Nose Job, Risky Business feat
MURS, and more. SHOCK’s musical influence can
be
heard in certain remixes by KOTTON MOUTH KINGS
and
WOLFPAC as well. A lot of Juggalos who attended
WOODSTOCK 99 might remember SHOCK-G’s aka
HUMPTY’s
buck-wild stage performance as the mystery guest
of
George Clinton(P-Funk). But yeah, October 12th
SHOCK-G’s new Fear Of A Mixed Planet will hit
record
stores nationwide. I chilled with SHOCK a few
months
ago and he gave me a Pre-Master of the album.
THAT
SHIT IS AMAZING! It’s not anything like your
usual
generic rap albums that seem to be polluting the
market these days. The vibe of this album has
nothing
to do with shooting the most people, bangin the
most
hoe’s, or spending the most money. This albums
on a
whole new- Get crazy, live life, and lose the
racism
type of vibe. Some of the best tracks on the
album
are- We’re All Killaz, Cinnamon Waves,
Cherry
Flava’d email, Holdmedown Up, and My
Opinion.
Some of the albums guests include- YUKMOUTH,
NUMSKULL,
CLEV MC, MONEY B, ELEMENT, DJ Q-BERT, and more.
If
you’re looking for a blazin hip hop album with a
welcomed change of pace…you’ll definitely wanna
get a
copy of SHOCK-G’s FEAR OF A MIXED PLANET.
Visit
www.shockg.com . For more info on the album.
IWR's- "BRAWL FOR
BRAXTON" 4 DVD SET FEATURING ICP...
MICHIGANS most dominant indy wrestling
federation- IWR
is almost set to release the much anticipated 4
DVD
set of BRAWL FOR BRAXTON. The DVD set will
feature
matches with such superstars as- INSANE CLOWN
POSSE,
AL SNOW, SABU, ZACH GOWEN, and many more. Also,
the
DVD’s will feature a ton of never before seen
footage
of the late YUKON BRAXTON and others. For those
who
don’t remember, YUKON was an up and coming
independent
wrestling star, JCW favorite, and big time
Juggalo.
For up to date info on the official release date
of
this 4 DVD set, check out www.pwrhotline.com .
Well,
that’s all for now ninjas. Until next time,
Peace and
MCL!!!
September 14th 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
New Movie Review: Exorcist The Beginning Click Here!
Yeeyuh now that we're getting closer to October and Halloween. We here at M500 are gonna be shifting into
high gear bringing you the juggalos some flavor for the month of Hallowicked. In case you didnt peep Hodge's
interview with Michael Myers star Dick Warlock scroll down for some of the flavor. But for now enjoy
a review of the latest movie in the Exorcist series....done by your homie CLown E. Click here for that.
As always if you have a movie you'd like to review send it in by clicking here and make sure
you include pics and a FULL review. MMFCL juggalos!
September 13, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Sit Down and Listen to the Message
What Up JuGgaLos and of course JuGgalettes! That can I say, the last couple weeks have been
insanely hectic for not only the Juggalo Nation, but for Milenko 500 as well. Last Tuesday Breed
dropped his new album "The New Presciption." This past Tuesday, Insane Clown Posse's Joker Card
saga comes to a magnificant end with the Wraith's Exhibit of "Hell's Pit." Clown E and Myself
hit the streets doing promotions for both during the past two weeks. If you've purchused the albums
or visited the LA City record stores, they have goodies that the M500 Easter Bunny has dropped off.
Flyers, Flats, Posters, Hats, Shirts, CD's were all included for promoting Breed and ICP.
Breed: The New Prescription
A couple weekends ago, as Clown E Updated about, we hung out with Breed, Roy, Rudeboy's Bro, and Rudeboy. We
meet up with them at a Flea market sort of deal. We spent a good time watching movie classics such as
"The One Armed Boxer 2" and throwback episodes of Superman. Rudeboy spent time in a wrestling
booth convincing them that he was the true hardcore champion! Two summersaults, 1 leg drop, 2 clothesline's later,
he proved his point! Shortly after that we mobbed on over to King Taco. I heard stories, but never
really knew how much the King of Hardcore loves King Taco. I would have loved to been at the
Birthday Bash later that night, but that naggin 21 and over rule is a mudda fuck. For those
ninja's out there who love rap, STOP READING RIGHT NOW AND GO BUY BREED'S NEW SHXT RIGHT NOW!
I slipped that CD in my car stereo and bumped that shit the whole way through. It is seriously
one of the best Rap CD's out there without a doubt. Check out Breed on tour with Bone Thugs N Harmony
September 19th at the House of Blues in Hollywood. UMZ Represent WHAT WHAT!
The Wraith: Hell's Pit Review done by Kae Lo
August 31, 2004: The album that has been 12 years in the making, The album that has said to be
the most wicked cd to hit Record Stores, was released. Shaggy and J gave their promise in
Peoria for the Gathering of the Juggalos 2002, that the Wraith's exhibits of "Shangra La" and
"Hell's Pit" would leave its mark in the music industry, as well as in Juggalos hearts. They
didn't disappoint on their promise. They promised that on this wicked CD, the mention of the
word Juggalos would never happen. It never did. For those of you who have heard the cd, I
now challenge you to LISTEN to the Album. Listen to the message that is there. The
normal riddle and goofy style of ICP is not as present in this album as it has been in past.
Don't get me wrong. That style was what made Insane Clown Posse, Insane CLOWN Posse. This album however
was straight foward with no fucking around. In my opinion, Hell's Pit was the best and
perfect way an on going saga could be brought to an end. As soon soon as the intro and "Walk Into
the Darkness" begins to play, there is an atmosphere change all the way through to " Real Underground Baby."
Need I mention the two versions of DVD's? Mad Mad Props to my mudda fucking homie, Clown
E's Cousin, and M500 Superstar Ry Ry for putting together the ICP timeline dvd. That shit
was fresh just to relive the ol' glory ICP days as well as the new. Bowling Balls Short
Movie, wow, breath taking. Why? Simply because it was good ol' Juggalo Humor. There is no easy
way to review a CD that means the world to you. Listening to Hell's Pit was no exception.
Fuck man, I want to Laugh, Cry, Shit, Sleep, Eat when I heard it. Even those ninja who
boned out at Bizaar Bizzar because they thought ICP sold out, give the dynamic Duo their
props for a fanfucktastic album, but you could never say "They're Back". Truth of it all, they
never left, You did. All 17 tracks through and through are laced with freshness and wickedness.
J and Shaggs, Thank you again for putting your life and soul into Juggalos, and most
importantly, your music. The Wraith "Hells Pit" available now!
Fuck, Im ranting and raving already. Lets throw my homie Intrinzik up here. Now me and
Fallguy have quite a history working with one another. Hell, at one of their shows,
they even let me front as one of their band members Driver so I could pick up on chics.
They have a new album being released in a bit. If you havent checked out their music, hit it
up. Heres Intrinzik to spit the Info to you....
Intrinz ink. Records have 2 big releases in september. Fallguy's 3rd
studio album, apocalypse 6T7 and emerg mcvay's, slave music (post 911
lyricism).
As you know fallguy has toured and done shows with most of the
psychopathic roster. For those of you who have not heard of emerg
mcvay,
he iis 1 of the mcs in bionic jive. Bionic has toured on the anger
management tour and have also hit the road with kottonmoth kings, nas
and many more. For more info hit up the following sites:
www.intrinzikweb.com, www.fall-guy.com, www.emergmcvay.com.
--intrinzik
Aight ya'll that just about does it for this very long post. Ill be back later on this week
to update about sum other shit. Who knows. Take care Ninjas! Love ya'll MMFCL
September 10th 2004 EMAIL ME
Friends Come in All Sizes!
Hello juggalos. Rainbow "Fuckin" Randolph here once again on Milenko500 to spew
forth knowledge from the my fountain of Gush. Rumor has it that Kae Lo will be
reviewing the latest "full" release entitled Hells Pit from those whacky ICP fellows so look forward
to that soon. For now though the reason im on here is to dispell some rumors about
Milenko500 and answer some FAQ's and what not. For instance..is that pic of Clown E getting
head in the limo real? Well stay tuned and find out....without further ado....here is...
M500 Rumors, Speculations and Heresay
Is Milenko500 just a web store or is it a ICP fan site?
Its both you moron, look at the top of the page it says NEWS and WEBSTORE...geez!
How come theres never any current news like on FLH or Juggalo.com?
You greedy fuck, how many times can you read the same news over and over again!!?
How come some of your pages havent been updated since the Milenko era?
Ok now you're starting to get on my nerves, besides why fuck with something
that aint broke! You fuckin fuck!
Ok so I have to ask, is that pic of CLown E in the limo real?
You FAG!!...and yes its real...
Where is Donn Dymond?
Next question...
How can i be down with the Milenko500 crew?
Finally a worthwhile question. Just be cool, laid back
and not give a FUCK about what others say. These guys have been here for 5 years
and they're one of few OG websites left that still stands for being a true JUGGALO and not
a JUGGAHOE. Plus we give out free shit with our orders and its usually something cool like
M500 stickers or rolling papers...WOOOOOOOOOO!
Is Hodge a real person or just a cardboard cutout that you guys stand next to famous people?
The "Hodge" is real. Know this.
How come Jugalinko barely updates?
Jugalinko overseas the entire operation that is Milenko500, WTF you
want him to wipe your ass too? Chill out you fucks! But seriously hes a hard working ninja and rest assured
he'll pop on here from time to time to bling and glisten for the Dark Carnival
Well i hope that clears up some questions you might of had. If theres anymore out there feel free to email
your home boy Double "R" with your questions. Click here to submit questions and i'll do my best
to answer them as truthfully as possible. Till next time...have a drink on me (tee hee)
Have a good weekend and MMFCL!!
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GlenBurnie MD 08/09/04
AN EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW
WITH LEGENDARY STUNTMAN/ACTOR DICK
WARLOCK(MICHAEL
MYERS)... CLICK HERE!
What horror movie fan hasn't heard of MICHAEL
MYERS from the "HALLOWEEN" films? Well, I was recently
fortunate enough to run into DICK WARLOCK at a
big
horror convention in NJ. We discussed the
possibility
of doing an interview and he's was psyched with
the
idea. Now before you read the interview with the
man
most famous for playing one of america's most
memorable movie killers, let me fill you in on
some
more of Mr. WARLOCK's movie accomplishments. Way
before he put on the pastyface MICHAEL MYERS
mask,
Dick was living a busy hollywood schedule as a
stuntman. In fact some of his most impressive
stuntwork can be seen in such hollywood classics
as-
"The Abyiss", "Christine", "The Thing", "Escape
From
LA", "JAWS", etc. But his name became much more
widespread after he landed the role as MICHAEL
MYERS
in the Hollywood smash hit "HALLOWEEN II"
starring
Jamie Lee Curtis. Following "H2", his stunt work
schedule became as demanding as ever. He later
did
stunts for films like "Friday The 13th part 5"
and
"Commando".
But stuntwork wasn't his only
occupation.
Every now a then WARLOCK would try his hand as
an
actor and can be seen in various roles in such
films
as- "HALLOWEEN 3" and "CASINO". Although his
name is
usually associated with MICHAEL MYERS by movie
fans,
he's gained a legendary status in Hollywood as
one of
the most accomplished stuntmen the business has
ever
seen. So incase you've ever wondered just what
kind
of person is behind the eerie MICHAEL MYERS mask,
sit
back and enjoy the interview with DICK
WARLOCK.
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GlenBurnie MD 09/04/04
ANOTHER EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW WITH HORROR MOVIE LEGEND- KANE HODDER
AKA
JASON VOORHEES ... CLICK HERE!!
I recently caught up with the man behind the mask
himself KANE mutha fuckin HODDER, for another
exclusive interview. If you’re not familiar with
KANE
HODDER’s work, than chances are you’re not a
Horror
Movie fan. KANE is the only actor to ever play
the
role of JASON VOORHEES on more than one occasion.
In
fact, KANE played the masked killer in four of
the
FRIDAY THE 13th films! Besides being one of
Americas most infamous movie monsters of all
time,
he’s had an illustrious career as a
Stuntman/Actor in
many of Hollywood most famous films. His stunt
work
and acting resume include such major Hollywood
movies
as- Monster, DareDevil, Gone In 60 Seconds,
Enemy Of The State, A Night At The Roxbury,
Se7en, Wishmaster, Demolition Man, Under
Siege, The Last Boy Scout, and even a few TV
roles
on hit shows like V.I.P., and Alias. Now,
even
though it was a big disappointment to many JASON
fans
that KANE was replaced with another actor in the
most
recent Freddy vs. Jason film, KANE hasn’t let
it
halt his hectic Hollywood schedule. In fact he’s
got
project after project lined up including Rob
Zombies
newest film Devils Rejects, an upcoming movie
with
Robert Englund(FREDDY) & Gunnar
Hanson(LEATHERFACE)
called The Last Horror Picture Show, plus many
more
movie and TV roles in the near future. In this
interview KANE speaks on such topics as- his
upcoming
movie roles, shooting a new video with the INSANE
CLOWN POSSE, his friends in the business, the
whole
new Jason conspiracy, his favorite horror
films,
C.J. Graham, the ironic TCM 3 scene from Freddy
vs.
Jason and much more. Enjoy killaz!
CLICK HERE for KANE HODDER INTERVIEW
Aug 31st 2004
Hey check out the new FLH (click here). They got there Hells Pit on big time. There new
member D-Fens is realy getting the job done. He put out a video in both High and Low speed connections. Its about this husband who hits his wife. Then he gets served up for being such a pussy. Right right, Check it out.
56k Net Connection Video
High Speed Connection Video
Thanks to D-Fens and his crew for making that movie. Shouts out to SKS, Big May, Cfisher, Big T, KK, Lil Re Run, FMTB, Ray Ray, Loc Dog from Cruz, Lou D, Evil Twin and pete rok, Jesse and Jon, Cardkeepa, Spiderman, Ry Ry, Nathan, Matt Davis, Rude Boy, Clint, Alex E, Red Dog, Joe and Joey, MrBonez12,
My Girlfriend, C Note from the O, psycho patrick, Mike Hodge, Jay Dirty, Big Green, AA, Clown E Love, Shawn Wright, Xanax, BYP, Crack Money, K to the L O, The Hammer, Mr Dizzle, Delusional, LRD, Myzery, Marz and Kevin, Necro and Will, and all i that i forgot. Woo Wooo!
August 31st 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
Hells Pit Out Today
What up juggalos!?!? Well theres OBVIOUSLY no need to tell yall to go pick up Hells Pit today. Its the last
in the Joker Card series and is definitely one of the most wickedest albums ICP's ever put out. Dont listen to
it alone or your liable to pull and SKS and urinate on yourself.
Hit the the Milenko500 store to get your copy now!
Breed VIP Party Pics
Juggalo Glen emailed the Milenko500 exclusive pics from the Power 106 Birthday Bash
for local Hip Hop DJ Khool-aid where Breed was invited to perform. Also such guests
in attendance were, W.C. of Westside Connection, Nocturnal, The King of Hardcore the
Rudeboy oh and myself lol. I was too buzzed to take pics and Kae-Lo couldnt get in
cuz he was packin, so Glen hooked it up and took some exclusive pics. If ya havent picked
up the new BREED.....WTF u waiting for!?!? Peep the pics below and Happy Tuesday Bitches!!
Aug 27th 2004
Hey I wanted to get all up on here and smother you with bbq sauce.
Do you have the new Breed on UMmmmmmZZZZZZZ. Did you pick it up?
If not
we do have it in our store so pick it up, as well as Hells Pit. Breeds cd is OUT and it is just the mega ton
bomb!
On the new Breed cd on song 8 "for the people" the 1st five lines or so are the 1st lines
in the rap song "bring the noize" by Public Enemey. PE later did the song with anthrax, but anyways that just
helps to prove and point out the true old school flavor of this cd.
If you got a system with a few Kicker
Subs the new Breed cd BUMPS! HARD! I liked the songs "for the people" and "gotta go" so far as the best songs on
the album. Im all about the new Breed Music and the old school needs to come back. One other thing to note about
this cd that makes it so related to psychopathic and still has its hold there, is that the beats and production is
done by Fritz from psychopathic records. So right away you know your gona feel the beat. Ok and with full exclusive
rights we legaly bring you a Breed Mp3 "For the People".
Breed Mp3 FOR THE PEOPLE (click here)
Here is some info sent to me by twiztidslim.
I want to let everyone in on a project of mine. Maybe by now you have heard the band Fall Guy that is getting so much love from Juggalos after touring with my boys Twiztid. Well with the release of their brand new cd next week i thought i might point out I produced the entire album! Soooo obviously I want you to check it out. I spent several hours putting together a sampler so you can listen for yourself several clips of lots of songs to get the feel for things.
Fall Guy Mp3 Sampler (click here)
There you go Twiztidslim. Thats a good you.
Hay Stax V.S. John Basedow
Hey congratulations to JCW star HAYSTAX. He was the 700+ lb guy in jcw. He has a website now click here, and has lost alot of weight. Good for him. He is almost 40 years old too, and its great to see he is slimming down. He went from 700 lbs to 593 and is getting lighter and lighter. So check out his website, and the bio page even has a picture of hat stax as the stay puff marshmellow man, now thats the bomb.
Thats it for me right now. I got my tickets for Hells Pit in L.A. this is gona be old school, the entire m500 crew + extended m500 family will be there. Juggalos!
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GlenBurnie MD 08/25/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH HORROR MOVIE ICON- DOUG BRADLEY AKA
"PINHEAD"...(click here)
HELLRAISER!!! Just the name alone can cause the hair
on the back of your neck to raise and your stomach
turn. Since director Clive Barker first exposed the
world to his sinister cenobite creatures back in 1987,
the HELLRAISER films have taken the horror genre by
storm. The gore and terror was unimaginable for it's
time, and have managed to uphold those trendsetting
ways through all 6 films. With the rumors of 2 new
HELLRAISER films (and a possible "Pinhead vs. Michael
Myers" movie) on the horizon I was able to meet up
with the star of the films himself- DOUG BRADLEY aka
"PINHEAD" for an exclusive interview. Besides his
most obvious role as the Horror movie Icon "PINHEAD",
Doug is a very established actor who's appeared in
numerous films ranging from- "Red Lines", "On Edge",
"An Ideal Husband", "NightBreed", and too many more to
mention. The interview covers all kinds of topics
from- the upcoming HELLRAISER films, the possibility
of a Pinhead vs. Michael Myers movie, his friendship
with Clive Barker, appearing on the new Cradle Of
Filth album, his role in the upcoming PROPHECY 5
movie, lost HELLRAISER footage, the new action
figures, a re-release of his book, and much more. So
just sit back and enjoy the interview. If you
don't…"it will tear you apart".
August 23rd 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
NEW BREED Album Drops Tomorrow!! 8/24/2004
Whats poppin juggalos!?! This past weekend i had the pleasure of chillin with my OG homie
the Rudeboy and platinum recording artist and UMZ rap star BREED at a local hip hop
radio station POWER 106 gig at a placed called Club Camachos. Man this place
was so hype. Now alot of you ninjaz are probably wondering....Hmmm does BREED still
have what it takes to school the rap game. Well let me just tell you this. This
ninja has paid his dues and its his time to shine cuz str8 up BREED is a down to
earth, talented, individual and his lyrics hit you like shock to the system.
In Stores August 24th! Thats Tomorrow BITCH!
Late Night Partying w/ Breed
Ok so the event we went to was for a local DJ's Birthday...Happy Birthday Khool-Aid WOO WOO...anyway
Breed was invited to perform to hype up the release of his new album. We got there and we
mobbed up to the side entrance AT LEAST 16 deep. We had a whole entourage up in that bitch.
We got backstage and what not into the VIP area and commenced on the drinkin. Breed was
nice enough to smoke me out before we got there so i was already feelin groovy. Thats
the kind of homie he is. True to life hes jes chill as fuck. All you ninjaz that seen
him at the Gathering this year know what im talking about.
On Stage Whiling Out at Club Camachos
So it was finally time for Breed to take the stage. There was many acts scheduled that night
including the Westside Connection. Breed went up and the place just went crazy!! Who doesnt
know who BREED is!?!?! The place was live and Breed did his old skool material as well
as a cut off the album that drops tomorrow. Rudeboy got up on stage and started tossin
out free Breed merch to all the peeps there which included Hats, T-shirts, Beanies...all kinds
of flavor. Everyone was hyped in that bitch and got to take home some merch.
Breed Freestyles for CLown E
Aight so im already a huge Breed fan. His rap skills have flipped my wig numerous times
back in the day. I mean i can recall taping his jams off the RADIO onto CASSETTE (when they
were still around) and bumpin that shit non stop. So after the party, we headed back towards
the hotel they were stayin at here in Hollywood. Rudy pops in the new Breed in the cd player
and Breed's sitting right next to me. Right then and there he started flowing
and skoolin that shit proper! It was like a session of MTV's Unplugged. Here was this
legend in the rap game and here he was performing live right next to me. So ya juggalos
i geeked out...i was like dayum this is the SHIT! The new STUFF is off the hook. The single
is dope as shit but wait till you hear the new album cuz its OFF THE CHAIN! Don't sleep
on this one juggalos. You're a fan of RAP then your a fan of BREED cuz homeboy brings it
in spades and its genuine. No BS here. He's just a ninja from FLINT MICHIGAN and
what you see is what you get and he backs his shit up. No studio magic here....*coughD12cough*.
BREED "New Prescription" M500 CONTEST
Juggalos heres some flavor for you out there with ninja tactics. First three ninjaz
that get a copy of BREED's new album and emails ME a picture of you holding the album
will get some free Breed merch. So when Breed rolls around to LA, or YOUR home town on tour you'll have
something to sport and represent! Hook it up Juggalos!
Send Emailed Pics to: demonseedspewer@yahoo.com
Aight im out for now. New Prescription out tomorrow bitches! Dont miss out! CLICK HERE FOR A MESSAGE FROM BREED!
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GlenBurnie MD 08/21/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH "JEEPERS CREEPERS" MONSTER- JONATHAN
BRECK...(CLICK HERE)
This past weekend I was able to meet up with JEEPERS
CREEPERS star JONATHAN BRECK. In case you're trying
to remember which charectar he played...he was the
MONSTER! That's right, I've just conducted an
exclusive interview with the winged mass murderer
himself.
Before he was piecing body parts together in
the wall linings of his underground lair, you may have
caught Breck in roles on such tv shows and movies as
Jag, Star Treck Voyager, Spiders, Full Circle, etc.
The interview covers a range of topics from- JEEPERS
CREEPERS 3, past roles, future roles, a CREEPER action
figure, friends in the business, and more. Also after you read the interview
check out the new layout the Natas Esham site AcidRap.com has. Enjoy
killaz!(CLICK HERE)
August 20, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Vroom Vroom!!
Man So Much shit going down now a days. Many of you know that the 2004 Olympics in
Athens Greece is currently going on. Hopefully ya'll have a chance to watch
it and enjoy it. It comes every 4 years. Only every 4 years you can see beautiful 
women from around the world hopping, flipping, running, and swimming. No doubt
one of my favorite events is the Basketball. The only staleness is having to wake up
at 4 AM to see the US play. The day the olympic commission makes pie eating contest
an Olympic event, you'll see your boy KAY-LOW throwing it down for the
good ol' Red, White, and Blue.
This past weekend, Clown E Love and myself met up to check out Alien Vs. Predator.
While Jugalinko, SKS, Donn Dymond, and Mayfield Got their Heavy Drinking 101
In the Central Coast, Clown E and myself participated in Heavy Drinking 102 in
Southern Cali, and Hodge participated in Heavy Drinking 103 1/2 everywhere else cuz hes
a Ryda! We pounded as much beers and chugged as much alcohol as possible before
the movie started. We talked about my old glory Football days and Clown E remembered
his old Cheer Squad days as well. Me being a movie critc on AVP is hardly for me to judge.
Intoxicated, YES, best fucking movie I've ever seen. Sober, I'll let you guys know.
Most Def' Check it out though.
Is Your Car Built for Space Pimpin?
I don't know what the car situations is over in all of your other states. Do cars
simply take you from point A to point B? or Does your car take you from point A
to point B but also looks like it could journey to the moon? What the fuck are you talking about?
Simply this. Yea its ok to "Too Fast Too Furious" your car and even that is to some extent.
Here is a simple check list to go by to see if your car will get respect, or a one way ticket to the circus.
1. Is the Muffler or Exhaust bigger than the car?
2. Can the Wing or Fin in the back shelter 20 people in a rain storm?
3. Is your car louder than 3 garbage trucks and 2 hookers?
4. Has your car run out of room to put anything else on it?
Now I'm not hating. Dont get me wrong. For those of you who put together a respectable car for
speed, even show, I tip my hat off you. Acura, Honda, Eclipse can be altered beautifuly.
There are just certain things that should just remain undone. Below is a video of exactly what I mean.
Clown E Love and myself were shocked at the fact that Clay could now be used as a materal for a body kid.
The picture on the side is an example of one those things that should remain undone.
Click Pic Below!
Real quick before I get outta here. I wanna give much MUCH Love to my homie Nvision whos Birthday is on
Sunday. Thats my homie and I wish him all the Best on His Birthday! Clown E Love and myself will be
roaming the Streets of LA this weekend! If you know us, and wanna be a part of the
roaming, hit us up! Im outta here ya'll Love ya'll! MMMFCL!
August 20th 2004 Paso Robles Cali EMAIL ME
The Dealio with Real Juggalos.com
I seem to always resurface when theres bad news. Hmmm..Well as you might of noticed our friends over at RealJuggalos.com are no more. Now first let me express my deepest
sympathies to the whole crew over there at RJ. We at M500 know how hard it is to keep up and maintain a website
and pay the bills to match. Shit i've got four jobs just to help pay the bills, and thats just at my house. Well to
make a long story short they got screwed out of their server space ...but rest assured the resiliant crew has managed
to move their entire site over to...www.Juggalo.com. Yup thats right
so a new era begins for the RJ crew. For a more detailed description of what exactly happend click here.
M500 Heavy Drinking 101
Well the m500 crew all chilled together at my new house in paso robles where me and mayfield live. We had about 4 bottles of bicardi that me and sean bought
and we drank and dusted them in just a few hours, then we took off to the strip club the "spearmint ryhno". Loads of lap dances and loads of my cash being changed in for singles. Good times.
August 15th 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
Hype Hype and More Hype
Wow Hells pit is just around the corner. Fuck...whats up ninjalotus-alos!?!? Thats jes tripping me out
that Hells Pit is about to drop. On the last day of the hottest MONTH of the year. Well by now
you should know that the Hells Pit tour has been announced and us CALI juggalos got ONE date
again jes like Wicked Wonka. So i suggest you dont fuck around and get those tix ASAP cuz
they WILL sell out. Just like Donn Dymond. No ones buying Mike.....god help us no ones buying.
Make sure you hitup ICP.com for a whole new fresh layout
for the HELLS PIT ERA. Its phat as hell! (Pun intended)
Hells Pit Tour with ABK, MushroomHead, Mack 10 and ICP
Here are confirmed dates!
10/01/04 - Niagra Falls, NY - Dome Theatre
10/02/04 - Cleveland, OH - Scene Pavillion
10/03/04 - Pittsburgh, PA - The Rock Club
10/05/04 - Portland, ME - State Theatre
10/06/04 - Hartford, CT - Hartford, CT
10/07/04 - Sayreville, NJ - Starland Ballroom
10/08/04 - Philadelphia, PA - Electric Factory
10/10/04 - Worcester, MA - The Palladium
10/12/04 - Norfolk, VA - The Norva
10/13/04 - Washington, DC - Nation
10/14/04 - Winston-Salem, NC - Ziggy's
10/15/04 - Charlotte, NC - Tremont Music Hall
10/16/04 - Atlanta, GA - Masquerade
10/18/04 - St. Petersburg, FL - Jannus Landing
10/19/04 - Jacksonville, FL - Club Five
10/20/04 - Lake Park, FL - Kelsey Club
10/22/04 - Houston, TX - International Ballroom
10/25/04 - Austin, TX - Stubbs Bar-B-Q
10/26/04 - Oklahoma City, OK - Bricktown Events Center
10/27/04 - Sauget, IL (St. Louis) - Pops
10/28/04 - Noblesville, IN - Verizon Wireless Music Center
10/30/04 - Columbus, OH - Promowest Pavillion
10/31/04 - Detroit, MI - State Theater HALLOWICKED
11/02/04 - Milwaukee, WI - Modjeska Theatre
11/04/04 - Kansas City, KS - Memorial Hall
11/05/04 - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre
11/06/04 - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre
11/09/04 - Mesa, AZ - Mesa Amphitheatre
11/11/04 - Anaheim, CA - The Grove of Anaheim
11/13/04 - Reno, NV - New Oasis
11/15/04 - Spokane, WA - Spokane Convention Center
11/16/04 - Portland, OR - Expo Center
11/17/04 - Boise, ID - The Big Easy
11/18/04 - Salt Lake Ciry, UT - Promontory Hall @ Utah State
11/20/04 - Des Moines, IA - Val Air Ballroom
11/21/04 - Wichita, KS - Cottillion Ball Room
11/22/04 - Tulsa, OK - Cain's Ballroom
11/23/04 - Springfield, MO - Shrine Mosque
11/27/04 - Chicago, IL - Riviera Theater
11/28/04 - Minneapolis, MN - The Quest
New Gathering Pics Added!
M500 Homie Lou Diesel has come thru once again with some more candid shots
from this years gathering. Lou got so hardcore with these pics some arent
for "younger viewers" so please proceed with caution and make sure
the kiddies or "kitties" arent around.
Click here and scroll down for Lou's pics.
Well thats it for now juggalos. I've got more pics to add to the lockdown so if you sent
yours in jes know it'll be up shortly. Big ups to Jugalinko for posting every now
and then to let people know he aint dead. Oh and Kae-Lo might of gotten me with that
side job pic in his last update....but rest assured i got something on him too....everyone
peep how fresh Kae-Lo's dad is in this video. Not too many people know this but Kae's
dad is and international SUPERSTAR entertainer. He's played the GRAMMYS. BILLBOARD AWARDS
and any other kind huge media event you can think of. I think yall should help me get
KaeLo's dad to the 2005 Gathering!! Anyway peep the freshness Below...
Papa-LO P Diddy aka Kae's Dad breaks it DOWN!
MCL ninjas im out like whut...BABY WHUT!
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GlenBurnie MD 08/13/04
A BIG EAST COAST HORROR
MOVIE CONVENTION THIS WEEKEND...
Sup killaz. Damn, is it that time of year again. The
HORROR CONVENTIONS have begun! Ya'll know that your
boy HODGE is one of the biggest scary movie buffs
ever. So you know where my ass is gonna be this
weekend...HORROFIND WEEKEND #4. On august 13-15th
horror fans from all over MD, VA, DC, etc will be
packing into the Marriot at Hunt Valley MD to see such
horror movie stars as KANE HODDER(JASON VOORHEES),
DOUG BRADLEY(PINHEAD), JOHNATHON BRECK(JEEPER CREEPER
monster), BILL MOSELEY & SID HAIG(House of 1000
corpses stars), GEORGE ROMERO(famous director),ASHELY
LAURENCE(Hellraiser star), BARBARA
CRAMPTON(Re-Animator star), and too many more names to
mention. The whole convention is gonna be non-stop
autographs, exclusive showings of rare horror footage,
seminars, costume contests, and more vendors than you
can imagine! So if you're a fan of the Horror genre
and live somewhere near the MD area...you won't miss
this weekends HORROFIND convention. For directions or
tix info just head over to www.horrorfind.com . See
ya there.
BIG THINGS HAPPENING
WITH MYZERY CAMP...
I just got off the phone with MYZERY and have a bunch
of news to pass along. First off, the new Official
MYZERY website www.myzery.net will be up and fully
functioning by 09/01. Also, M500 will be presenting
an exclusive track by MYZERY's PSYCHOPATHIC RYDAS
alter ego- TWIN GATS. The track is from a completed
album that MYZERY aka TWIN GATS made with his side
group- THE SPANISH SIDE RYDAS, that may or may not
ever be released. The TWIN GATS song we're gonna
debut on here is a remake of TUPAC's "All Eyes On Me",
and mentions all of MYZERY's former PSYCHOPATHIC RYDAS
partners(not a diss song). I was also told that the
MARZ & MYZERY project is also coming along smoothly.
If you read my recent interview with MYZERY he
mentioned a few new tracks he's making with his
brother in law JUMPSTEADY. I wasn't given much
details on the status of those collabs, but I was told
that the shit is gonna be lethal! Be on the lookout
for his new site with news from yours truly.
MARZ TO BE FEATURED ON
AN UPCOMING HIP HOP DVD...
It looks like more and more big things are happening
for our former DARK LOTUS member MARZ. Not only was
he just featured on the Catwoman movie trailer, but
he's gonna be shooting an interview for this upcoming
hip hop DVD next week in IN. The DVD is gonna be
about the exploding Mid-West rap scene. It will
actually be a series of DVD's and the MARZ interview
will be on the send part. As a bonus, the DVD will
feature a collage of "live" MARZ concert footage as
well. Also, you can download an exclusive new MARZ
song "Cocoa Butta" in the members section of his
official site at www.marzgorrilaz.com . Well, that's
all the news for now ninjas. Until next time, peace
and MCL!!!
August 6, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Majik Majik International Ninja Whuut?! I finished off
my iniation to the M500 Family by completing the last Requirement. Lets Recap what I had to do
to become a don.
1. Tag Donn Dymond and run away. Survive and tell the tale.
2. Perpetrate an event where I didn't belong (Clown E and Myself at Pasadena' KIIS FM (Wango Tango). Pic 1 Pic 2 Pic 3 (SPIRT)
3. Take incriminating photos of Clown E Love's side job.
4. Out Drink The Dons.
5. Take a picture with a International Superstar whos on trial.
6. Go to Mexico and not remember the trip.
This past weekend, my family, beautiful girlfriend, my 20 children and dog took a vist
to Ensenada Mexico. Now the trip wouldn't have been a great vacation if I could give u
detail to detail account of what happened. Its Mexico for Christ Sake! Despite the 18
year old drinking law, Ya boy Kae still managed to get Carded at evey location. How great.
"Kae, Why the fuck were you in Mexico?" Vacation and Preaching my bruthas and sistahs.
I packed up 50 samplers, 10 Posters, and a Jersey and journed to Mexico to spread the word
of the Dark Carnival. For every taco, drink, or cigar I recieved, I gave them a sampler.
"Kae, What happens if they dont have a CD Player?" Well, at least they'll know what
Psychopathic Artist look like. Mexico is very beautiful and I had a great time. Food is great,
drinks are great and all else was great. Just like vegas, Ensenada never sleeps (well the shops do, the bars dont).
Yesterday, I had an opportunity to meet and greet many ninjas at the Anybody Killa signing.
I wanna give props to Thomas, The Downtown Juggalo for saving a spot for me. We had a
nice conversation catching up on things. 2nd. I wanna give a FXCK YOU to the Warehouse Staff in
charge of the signing. I think many juggalos will agree that they were bitches. I did manage to
get off a couple shots, but for the most part, it was just hanging with juggalos and juggalettes.
It was awesome to hang out with alla ya'll and I can't wait to the Hell's Pit Tour. A Big
thanx to my buddy Batt who went up with me to the signing and hooked it up with a bad ass
ID tag. ABK autographed a photo of him and myself. We briefly spoke about the Homies video shoot,
and commented about how great the catering food was. Props to ABK for being such a down ass ninja.
Milenko 500 Homie Matt Davis was on hand as well, helping out ABK.
Right Click and Save to Download a Small Vid of ABK at the signing.
"CLICK HERE"
The Milenko 500 crew has been hard at work. We are all eagerly waiting the arrival of The Wraith's
exhibit of Hell's Pit. We got a couple interviews lined uped, Rumor has it that the next interview
that will be conducted by Hodge will be with me. Who knows though.Im outta here for now though.
Love Ya'll... MMFCL!
P.S: Beware of Possessed Cats......
Aug 5th 2004
HEY I'm here to solidify my fallopian. Let me eradicate my ambiguities, as well as circumvent my stimulants. Oh my bad im sorry
not circumvent, I ment circumcise. Anyways we got some new flavor up in the store. And a few things went on recently.
First off Donn Dymond, The Rude Boy, Clown E Love, Breed all were hanging out all this past weekend. They went to the famed "rainbow room" witch is like a mafia don style place, sorta like the restraunt in casino. They did that friday night as well as hit up a "MINI KISS" show. This is a coverband
for kiss , but there midgets.
On Saturday they all did the instore that was in L.A. and ended up being on Crenshaw blvd. Super hard core ghetto witch is the ideal internment for Clown e Love, Rude Boy, Breed and Donn Dymond. The place had a barber shop next door and apparently at one point RED MAN ran out of his white escalade into the shop, and some one yelled out, hey method man! Messing it all up. He was like , No RED MAN! and ran in the barber shop. Later that night the m500 crew mobbed up to the Universal studios City walk and saw some movie stars as well as did some partying. Good times, im sure Donn Dymond, or Clown E Love will update about it soon.
Also our homie Kae was at the ABK instore last night, and got to hang out with Matt Davis and ABK for a bit. More on that, including pix soon from kae.
We have added a few items to the m500 store. The ABK cd, the ICP TRUCKER HAT, and the WRAITH CD HOLDER. We will soon be adding the "in living color" season 1 box set when they come instock as well as Tan Great Milenko Visors.
Ok woo woo, big ups and props go to Clown E Love, Mike Hodge, and Kae Lo for holding it down at the immortal m500. Hodge has been interviewing everyone like crazy latly, he is so focused. He told me some of the people he will be interviewing next are : Shaggy 2 Dope, Rakwon, Snoop Dog, Ski Lo, Marla Gibbs, and Kurt Kobain.
August 3rd 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
Real quick message from the M500 and myself....JUGGALOS...dont let THIS happen to you. Thank you!
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GlenBurnie MD 07/30/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH THE R.O.C....(click here)
I was recently fortunate enough to interview a Detroit
horror-rap originator. That's right, THE Muthafuckin
R.O.C.! If you frequent this site, than the chances
are you're more than upto date on THE R.O.C..
However, if you're not familiar with this Detroit rap
icon...lemme school you real quick. THE R.O.C. aka
SOL46 has been spitting wicked lyrics since around
1990 when he and EVOL combined for an album(with some
production from ESHAM). Shortly after that project
THE R.O.C. linked up with longtime friends- TWIZTID,
LAVEL, KILL JOY, ABK, and others to form the KRAZY
KLAN(og version). That shit was more for fun than
anything else. TWIZTID and THE R.O.C. decided to do
some songs together as a trio.
The black magic was
obvious and the 3 decided to name the group the HOUSE
OF KRAZEES. The music they made together was like
nothing anyone had ever heard before. This shit was
extremely dark and wicked! Through the years the
H.O.K. gained a cult following throughout all of
Detroit and MI. The original H.O.K. released a
handful of albums in about as many years. The third
album "Season Of The Pumpkin" will forever be
considered a classic and a pionering album in growing
Horror music genre.
Although MR. BONES(JAMIE MADROX)
and THE R.O.C. released solo albums during the HOK
era, nobody expected the HOUSE OF KRAZEES to ever come
to an end. But shortly after the H.O.K. released a
"Best Of" type album in 97, the original group parted
ways. MADROX & MONOXIDE formed TWIZTID and signed to
Psychopathic Records. THE R.O.C. made a H.O.K.
spinoff album called THE HOWSE. Shortly after the
release of THE HOWSE, THE R.O.C. linked up with
longtime friend SKRAPZ and formed a new 2 man version
of the HOUSE OF KRAZEES. For whaterver reason THE
R.O.C. & SKRAPZ decided to change the groups name to
HALFBREED. HALFBREED released a series of impressive
albums before adding detroit rapper FREEZE(and
occasionally Y.U.G.) to the lineup and once again
switched the groups name to LEVEL JUMPERS. However,
the LEVEL JUMPERS were no longer on that wicked vibe.
Just hip hop.
Somewhere during all the recordings of
the LEVEL JUMPERS albums, THE R.O.C. found the time to
drop a new solo EP titled "WORMHOLES". This album
seemed to be heading back in the direction of THE
R.O.C's more wicked roots. And surely enough, THE
R.O.C. and TWIZTID eventually patched things up and
started recording music and touring together again in
2003. Okay, now you know the basics about this
Detroit Icon. Check out the interview below for an
indepth look at THE R.O.C's past, present and future
efforts.(click here)
July 29, 2004 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Cameras, All Access Gathering Passes, Condoms. They all fxcking Disappeared! Yea yea, I got
much critism for fxcking the dogg on this one. I've been to the gatherings before, but this
was the first year I attended as a Donn from Milenko 500. Then who ended up gettin drunk around
naked juggalettes, acting the fool, then losing 7 cameras? Tis' I Who rapied the cat!
I had the chance to meet many of you, others of you I pulled off my true undying talent of being
"M.I.A". Jugalinko, Clown E and myself enjoyed our nights speaking to beautiful juggalettes, as
well as smoking on hay stacks. Yes It's True. Many people have IM'd me asking what was my highlight.
Definiately ICP's set with the huge blinking lights, and the Rydas, but my heart with to
Bone Thugs ~n~ Harmony. From I was just a bottle drinking Ninjas, I've been listening to
them thugs. Ohio Ninjas and myself enjoyed their presence at the gathering.
What's next on tap for M500 now that the gathering is over? Rumors and Speculations have
spoken about a certain Big Ass Halloween Party.... ABK instore for the Cali Juggalos....
The ever deadly Hell's Pit. Who knows though. After the gathering, Jugalinko and Clown E agreed
that after certain actions I took at the gathering. I needed Religion in my life. What better
way to start (check the pic).
The other night LCJ Donn "Bugley" came down to the 'dena for a little rest, relaxation, and
education. We here at Milenko 500 realize that reading is essential in everyone's lives. Bugley
and myself decided to take a photo of ourselves reading our favorite novels. Now, not everyone
will be as enthused about books as I am, and it shows.
Now we all laughed and giggled when Michael Jackson was arrested. We all laughed and giggled
when Clown E lost his shorts and boxers in the Mosh Pit at the Wonka Tour. This one bit of
info that hit me really hit home. My homie A squared (Anthony Anderson) was been arrested for
charges of rape. Him, along with another guy, are said to have sexually assault a 25 year old
woman in a trailor on set. Me and A squared go way back and I would hate to see him catch
a rap for this. If OJ can walk, FREE ANTHONY ANDERSON!
Couple things before I jam outta here. Techalo from the Tech N9ne M80 Team
hooked it up with this 411 on our homie Tech N9ne.
Tech N9ne Experience DVD!: I've mentioned this and posted pics of it before, but this is just a reminder to everybody. This Tuesday, July 27th, along with ABK's new CD, Tech N9ne has a DVD that will hit store shelves nationwide! It's called the Tech N9ne Experience, and is basically a documentary about Tech, and how he got to where he is today. Here's a link to preorder it:
Preorder "The Tech N9ne Experience" for $13.99 @ BestBuy.com
Also, Dont forgot the Breed Instore this Saturday. In attendance will be Psychopathic Great, RUDEBOY,
as well as M500 Donns, Donn Dymond and Clown E Love. Look Below at Clown E Loves Update for details.
I'll see you at ninjas and especially ninjettes at the ABK instore on August 4th. Love ya'll
MMMFCL! Woo Woo!
July 27th 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
ATTN CALI NINJAZ THIS JUST IN!!!
UMZ Presents
BREED
This Sat.July 31,2004 Live In-Store(Autographs) 1pm -3pm
Tons of free stuff!!(Tshirts,Hats,Posters,CD`s)
Location:Visjon Records
4323 Crenshaw Blvd.
LA,CA 90008
HUGE TOUR NEWS
Breed along with Esham will be on tour with ODB starting on Aug 24,2004 in Clevland,Oh at Peabodys Nightclub...Check back for more Dates!!
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GlenBurnie MD 07/27/04
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH KILLAH PRIEST...(click here)
I was recently able to get an exclusive interview with
WU-TANG Family member KILLAH PRIEST! I’ve been a huge
fan of PRIEST’S since he first exploded onto the hip
hop scene on the track B.I.B.L.E. for GZA’s Liquid
Swords album. After that he laid low for a few years
studying Religion and history to gain more wisdom for
his lyrics.
Then in 1998 KILLAH PRIEST released his
debut solo album titled HEAVY MENTAL, which took the
music industry by storm! It was instantly considered a
WU-TANG classic (IMO it’s the best WU Fam solo to
date) and came in at #24 on the pop charts. Since then
he’s released 3 more incredible solo albums and has
been a part of numerous rap groups and collaboration
tracks.
KILLAH PRIEST has recently been attracting a
whole new wave of fans following his impressive “live”
performances at PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS- Gathering Of The
Juggalos, and a number of recent shows with
CAPPADONNA, GZA, and MASTAKILLA. For all those PRIEST
fans wanting to know more about his past
accomplishments and also what’s in store for KILLAH
PRIEST, just sit back relax as I take you on a journey
through the mind of one of raps most ingenious
lyricists. (click here)
July 24th 2004 Hollywood CA EMAIL ME
We BACK Juggalos!
Well this years Gathering has come and gone. And it looks like i'm gonna be the first ninja fully
recovered and able to update about this years Gathering. First off, i think all of us who went
want to extend Psychopathic Records a huge Thank You
for once again putting on an event like no other. Theres just NOTHING that compares to a Gathering. Its
like a fuckin woodstock for juggalos each year and it keeps gettin better and fresher. Now i'll admit
i had my doubts about the whole outdoors thing....but slap me fuckin silly i'll be damned if i wasnt
wrong about that. This years gathering will go down for me personally as one of best experiences of
my life....that and jitting. Ok on to my review of this years Gathering...
Gathering of the Juggalos Review as done by Mr E Love
Ok first off i should mention, this will probably be the only Gathering update seeing as on the way
back, Kae-Lo managed to lose all our cameras except mine cuz i just plain dont trust that nigga and
kept my cameras on me. We all separated at the gathering to get ALL the flavor and now all their hard
works gone thanks to kae.....way to go Kae. Ass.
Well the gathering for me started when i landed in Detroit and met up with my cuz Ry Ry. It'd been a good minute
since i seen that ninja so it was dope to go chill and relax before the actual gathering. Roy of Sota F/x
was also there for the Gathering and he asked me if i could help film some of the events and concerts.
So of course i said "how much does it pay!?" We hammered out all the details and then we got ready to
take off for Ohio towards the Gathering
First Day: Arrival
We all got there early thursday morning. We made sure we all had our guides and cameras. Plus our
ghetto style walkie talkies that only had a 10 foot radius. WTF!?! Anyway i told my crew i was
rolling wit RoyBot and they were all str8 with that. SKS did cry a little but that was it. Now if
you werent here last year and u missed this year again let me explain how everything gets started.
First off nothing really goes down on that first thursday. Everyones still arriving and getting settled
in so your not gonna miss any of the real flavor. Friday is the first full official day to do and see shit.
That day i mostly just walked around and chilled with my cousin. So many juggalos kept arriving all day
long. I saw our neighbor from the North Snowwy Nizzos from Canadianjuggalo.com when he arrived....he offered
to trade my all access pass for his special edition, still sealed Bizzar Bizaar Sampler from 2000. Oh man
i needed that laugh. Thanks Snowwy! Now the fresh part about the outdoors thing is that the place is HUGE
so at any given time a Psychopathic artist might come zooming past you in one of those jiggy golf carts that are used to
get around the campgrounds.
What You Got On My PiZZa Foo!?
The setup was pretty much like this. Certain roads lead to all the campgrounds..while others lead you
to the food and concert area. Theres a pic of me and Ry Ry chillin in the concert area and if you
notice theres still grass in that area.....psssshhh not come sunday night....the place was nothing
but faygo soaked dirt and mud...but i digress. The food court or whatever was pretty fresh. your basic
carnie type foods like hot dogs, philly cheeseteaks, pizza and of course hamburgers. At any time
day or night u could get you something to eat. Off further down the food court path you end up towards the
beach of LAKE LOTUS. Where on Saturday night i would witness the event that is Burning Man. Now i'd never seen
a man burn in real life before. I could probably say most of you havent either....but if you have...you're
probably a terrorist...anyway.....this man was going for the world record for being on fire. Let me say first
that he did indeed break the record....damned if i know what it is....but he did. But man it was weird
as hell to see this ninja willingly set himself on
JuGgaling JuGgalin' JuGgalos!
Quik Blabbing About This and That...
This is a big one for me. I've been a huge fan
of Tony's work since I was
first introduced to his chilling role as
"CANDYMAN" in 1992. Tony is not
your typical actor that finds early success in a
horror film, and then
remains typecast in the horror genre the rest of
his career. Not Tony.
He's one of the most well rounded actors of our
time. Some of his most
memorable roles were in such major Hollywood
movies as- "Platoon",
"Candyman", "The Crow", "The Rock", "Caught Up",
"Lean On Me", "Wishmaster",
"Final Destination 1&2", and "Night of the Living
Dead". He's also landed
roles in numerous hit TV shows like- "The
X-Files", "24", "Boston Public",
"CSI Miami", "Homicide", "Angel", "Smallville",
"Charmed", and all 3
incarnations of "Star Trek". In this interview
Tony tackles all sorts of
topics ranging from- the possibility of a
"Candyman 4" film with Clive
Barker, the status on his upcoming films- "Final
Destination 3-D",
"Minotaur", "Tournament Of Dreams", "Heart of the
Beholder", "Turntable",
"Shadow", and an upcoming "Prophecy" film. He
also speaks on his passion
for theatre, his favorite film roles, his TV
schedule, the loyal star trek
followers, voice work for video games, the
disturbing new "Real Killer"
clothing trend, his love for jazz, and much more.
Tony is a remarkable
actor and this interview is a definite read for
any fans of his work. So
before you start chanting "Candyman" 5 times in
the mirror for your
Halloween party's, take a few moments to read the
interview and really
discover what Tony Todd is all about.CLICK HERE
Why i'm scared to take a shit alone!
Yes, its true. More sponsers and endorsments have been thrown at M500 than we know what to do with. I just wrapped up filming
the remake of Spielbergs Classic, "E.T" Steven called me up and asked if I wanted to to play
the new Elliot, respectfully renamed as "Kaeliot." The movie will be released and reviewed on
Donn Dymonds next post. So look foward to it ninjas!
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Zug Izland have now joined the Homies Boyz II Men in ranks. Both groups have come to the "End of Road", their
"Waters Run Dry" and all that is left is for them to be "Saved." We wish our homies the best! We
hope everything passes over and yall get together and pump out another CD. At Least a Christmas Album,
Boyz II Men Did it...
about in San Bernardino for their Annual Car Festival. Its full of games, lotta food, and especially
a lot of fresh ass cars. It would not be a fresh event if ninjas werent running around.
I met up with this ninja Steve was working next to my pops companys booth. WUDDUP STEVE. Props
to that ninja for being fresh as hell. I schooled the Shoot for a Bucket of Chicken at the KFC booth
and got me a free bucket of Chicken and a T-Shirt. This past weekend, my homie Bugley and myself
went to the LA County Fair. Being Fat allowed the Deep fried products to go down easily. My girlfriend
and Bugley could not handle the greasy goodness. Kudos to the ninjas I met at the fair. 
who remember the old chicken hunting clip. Check out this old school truck and tell me it doesnt look
like the truck ICP was sporting in. Now Check out the license plate on it. Trippy as shit huh! Aight ninjas,
thats it for me. Colton Grundy is now on presale so check that out! Take care ya'll! MMFCL!
Sit Down and Listen to the Message
Hells Pit Out Today
Hey I wanted to get all up on here and smother you with bbq sauce.
Do you have the new Breed on UMmmmmmZZZZZZZ. Did you pick it up?
Vroom Vroom!!
women from around the world hopping, flipping, running, and swimming. No doubt
one of my favorite events is the Basketball. The only staleness is having to wake up
at 4 AM to see the US play. The day the olympic commission makes pie eating contest
an Olympic event, you'll see your boy KAY-LOW throwing it down for the
good ol' Red, White, and Blue.
simply take you from point A to point B? or Does your car take you from point A
to point B but also looks like it could journey to the moon? What the fuck are you talking about?
Simply this. Yea its ok to "Too Fast Too Furious" your car and even that is to some extent.
Here is a simple check list to go by to see if your car will get respect, or a one way ticket to the circus.
speed, even show, I tip my hat off you. Acura, Honda, Eclipse can be altered beautifuly.
There are just certain things that should just remain undone. Below is a video of exactly what I mean.
Clown E Love and myself were shocked at the fact that Clay could now be used as a materal for a body kid.
The picture on the side is an example of one those things that should remain undone.
Hype Hype and More Hype
nice conversation catching up on things. 2nd. I wanna give a FXCK YOU to the Warehouse Staff in
charge of the signing. I think many juggalos will agree that they were bitches. I did manage to
get off a couple shots, but for the most part, it was just hanging with juggalos and juggalettes.
It was awesome to hang out with alla ya'll and I can't wait to the Hell's Pit Tour. A Big
thanx to my buddy Batt who went up with me to the signing and hooked it up with a bad ass
ID tag. ABK autographed a photo of him and myself. We briefly spoke about the Homies video shoot,
and commented about how great the catering food was. Props to ABK for being such a down ass ninja.
Milenko 500 Homie Matt Davis was on hand as well, helping out ABK.
HEY I'm here to solidify my fallopian. Let me eradicate my ambiguities, as well as circumvent my stimulants. Oh my bad im sorry
not circumvent, I ment circumcise. Anyways we got some new flavor up in the store. And a few things went on recently.
What's next on tap for M500 now that the gathering is over? Rumors and Speculations have
spoken about a certain Big Ass Halloween Party.... ABK instore for the Cali Juggalos....
The ever deadly Hell's Pit. Who knows though. After the gathering, Jugalinko and Clown E agreed
that after certain actions I took at the gathering. I needed Religion in my life. What better
way to start (check the pic).
We BACK Juggalos!
