Dec 34th, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL ME
What up juggalos!? Mr. E Love here back with some flava for you ninjaz to peep. First off everyone thats reading this right now plez do me a huge favor. Every ninja out there with email tactics to pull.....email Kae-Lo at kaelom500@yahoo.com and say HEY
KAE-LO GET THE JOB DONE!! But say it in a nice friendly way...like the way you'd tell your best homie to stop checkin out your girl. You dont wanna hurt him but u want to get ur point across. Anyway as luck would have it yours truly will be attending an NBA Allstar Weekend Pre-Party hosted by Shaquille O'Neal. Now most of you are like HUH?!? Basketball WTF!?!? Well im a huge Laker mark, and this year the NBA All-Star game will be held in LA and so the Pre-Party is at none other than Hugh Hefners's Playboy Mansion....oh ya...NOW i got ur attention huh!?! Well tickets for the event go for about $2500 dollars each so im taking a friend of mine as soon as he's released from lockup. Way to go Mike. Anyway the party will be an exclusive red carpet event with an estimated 500-600 people attending from the world of movies, music and of course the NBA. How did i get this enormous hookup? Damned if i know. But i do know for once i'll actually be a guest at these parties instead of just parking
cars. WOO WOO....ok now on to some website flava.
Movie Review for Pirates of the Carribean (click here)
Done by urs truly. I recently bought the dvd as it just came out like this week i think. Now some of you who are new to the site are wondering wtf is Clown E doing talking about a movie on a juggalo website, well first off where do u get off questioning anything i do? And second theres a Movie Reviews section on M500 that is frequently updated with reviews done by YOU the juggalos. I try and keep the movies varied cuz different juggalos have different tastes. So its not all horror flicks. I mean hell i think we did one for Purple Rain a while back. Anyway click here for the latest edition and make sure to hit up my email link at the top of the page if you have a movie review you'd like to submit. Make sure its not just one sentence though. Take a look at the two full pages of reviews and see how everyone else has skooled it in the past.
The Return of the Psycho Juggalos Hotline
Time for me to start spreading this rumor again. Actually no its serious this time. With the new addition of Kae-Lo i will be able to handle the duties and tasks it takes to run the hotline again. Some of you might remember back in the day myself and Ry Ry who now works for Psychopathic running the OG hotline like two scrubby scrubs. Well after he left to pursue his dream of being a professional wicked clown i ran that bitch by myself. Now once again im itching to get it going again but i need some feedback. Things have changed since back in the day and i'd like to as you the juggalos what kind of flavor you'd like to have on the hotline. Email me at demonseedspewer@yahoo.com and clue me in. Keep in mind the original reason for me and my cousin starting the hotline was so that ninjaz with little or no computer access could get the latest Psychopathic info and what not. So any ideas would be appreciated. Holla at a ninja!
Thats all for now juggalos. KaeLo is having his annual minority BBQ this sunday so im off to El Mercado to buy a dope ass Pinata and some Sugarbread. MMFCL ninjaz!!
Decemeber 4th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
R.I.P Ninjette.. My Condolences Go to Her Family and Friends at this time, In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
Amen...
Wudddup JuGgalos and JuGgalettes in the JuGgalo Nation.. I just recovered from the Balla
Gathering, so here I am again. Hope everyone had a great thanksgiving. The M500 Crew settled
infront of a 75 LB bird and Hennessy and chilled out. I disappeared right after that, returned
and Donn Dymond is in coustedy of the Man... First Kobe, Then Michael Jackson, Now Mike...
Just a small price to be a Donn..
Anyone Busy on Sunday? If not there are a couple ninjas rolling over to Six Flags Magic Mountain, in
beautiful, colorful Valencia California. I do believe that they will be meeting at the Wendy's
cross the street at around 8 AM. So if yall down wif yelling your ass off all day, hook up with the
ninjas at 6 Flags.
For those ninjas who are still down with Myzery, our boy Hodge recently conducted an interview
with the em'. That will be up tomorrow for your reading pleasure. Esham had a promotional Repentance
Tour out here in Hollywood. I unfortunately could not make it, if anyone did, feel free to Email Me
about how it went. Anyone out there who hasnt heard Repentance, what are you waiting for?
Next up on the Menu will be the pictures from the Green Book Tour here in LA at the Whiskey.
Also, The M500 About Us pages will be updated too, so you can have idea of the folks here at M500
and what we all about. Other than that, I got nothing else. MCL ninjas!
Dec 3rd, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL ME
R.I.P. Jessika Primo
Click Here for what happened.
Photo shot by: Jugalinko
Hey all. Well what can i say. First off my thoughts and prayers go out to all the family and friends of Jessika Primo. What an individual, and thats what she was, an individual. I'd known her for quite a while online infact just talked to her a week ago on AOL IM. I got the chance to hang with her at 2001 and 2002 Juggalo Gatherings. Now most know her from RJ and other various online sites. But many people never got to know the real her because of internet rumors and what not. Well lemme skool some info. She was a devoted mother and a true to form juggalette who was never afraid to speak her mind. Thats what i liked about her. She will definitely be missed and i hope little Destiny will be surrounded by people who knew her mom and constantly remind her of what a decent human being she was. Yes she was a juggalette...but she was a person....with feelings and a heart and soul.....RIP Jessika....One.
Anybody if they'd like to share any thoughts on Jessika i want you to to email em to me at demonseedspewer@yahoo.com
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GlenBurnie MD 12/02/03
THE FIRST HUGE HORROR
CONVENTION OF 2004 IS RIGHT AROUND THE
CORNER!...
What up ninjas. Okay so 2003 had a ton of big Horror
film conventions for us movie maniacs to hit up.
Well, 2004 is already shaping up to be another kick
ass year for us Horror movie fans! Get this, on
january 9-11th, the Chiller Theatre Convention returns
to to the swamplands of NJ. This convention has a
FRIDAY THE 13th theme. The guest list is gonna be
largely composed of all the major actors from the
JASON movies. The guest list is still young but so
far it's got our Juggassociate KANE HODDER(JASON
7-10), Ted White(JASON 4), C.J. Graham(JASON 6), Betsy
Palmer(Mrs. Voorhees), Steven Williams(bounty hunter
from Jason goes to hell), and all the leading
actresses from the Friday flims. Of course several
other known horror stars will be on hand as well, such
as ALEXXUS YOUNG(the JUGGALETTE Actress/model from
www.sci-fidiva.com)To check out the ever growing guest
list hit up www.chillertheatre.com.
MAD MAN PONDO'S RESULTS
FROM "WRESTLE FEST 2003"...
You know who the fuck he is! MAD MAN F'N PONDO from
the BACKYARD WRESTLING video game, JCW, ICP's Strangle
Mania 2 cover, and GOTJ Wrestling School Teacher!
This is one Hardcore Juggalo right here. Anyways,
PONDO has been laying low on the wrestling scene as of
late. However, PONDO broke his silence this past
Thanksgiving for the IWA Midsouth's "WrestleFest 2003"
from Salem IN. The match was MAD MAN PONDO vs. JCW's
own Corporal Robinson. Now incase you've never seen
these 2 battle it out in the ring before...whoa, these
guys are extreme! It was a fucking bloodbath. The
end came when Robinson nailed PONDO with his infamous
"Boot Camp" finisher off of the 2nd rope and onto some
chairs. Now fortunately for all you JCW fans and
Hardcore fans in general the show was recorded for
future release at IWA Midsouth shows.
MULTIKILLIONAIRES LISTEN
UP...
This news is for all us longtime fans of ESHAM's old
group NATAS. Now I know it was originally stated that
NATAS member MASTAMIND would be dropping his new
"STREETVALU" album on the same day as ESHAM. Well,
due to some circumstances beyond his control th album
is now due out on 12/09/03. It's gonna be a national
release and will be for sale at such stores as Best
Buy, Sam Goody, Circuit City, FYE, etc. You O.G.
suicidalists won't wanna sleep on this album.
SABU RESULTS AND
UPCOMING MATCH ANNOUNCED...
Our former JCW champion SABU was just involved in the
Main Event of Philly's 3PW federation. The match was
SABU vs. the Sandman vs. a Mystery opponent in a
Hardcore 3-way dance for the vacant title. The
mystery opponent/commisioner of 3PW turned out to be
Raven. This match would have been a ppv-status match
in the glory days of ECW. Shit was way outta control
ninjas. SABU basically stole the show with his unique
style of aerial & violent tactics. However, at the
end of the bout it was Raven who was able to defeat
SABU and Sandman to claim the vacant title. Now
incase your wondering about the Rudeboys match that
was advertised on that show as well...it didn't go
down. It wasn't RUDY's fault though. His opponent
Ian Rotten runs a the indy fed IWA and had too many
obligations to fullfill for his fed instead of 3PW.
But wait, how about some holiday violence this season?
Thats right our Psychopathic killa SABU will be
heading back to the Viking Hall in Philly on 12/27.
His opponent that evening will be former WWE
lightweight champion Jerry Lynn. Jerry Lynn is
talented as hell! This match is gonna be incredible.
I'll be there. Also on the show is adult star Jasmin
St. Claire(yeah, the same chick from ESHAM's new
video), Gorgeous George, Superfly Jimmy Snuka, Balls
Mahoney, Raven, Sandman, and many more. For more info
on tix or directions hit up www.3pwrestling.com.
YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS NEW
ALBUM!...
Remember way back in the day when I would spread the
word about this lil indy rap duo called SWOLLEN
MEMBERS? Through the last couple years these boys
have put in mad work and gained a ton of success.
They just dropped thier 4th LP and as with all thier
cds, it's somehow managed to surpass thier last
masterpiece. Amazing hip hop! It's laced with all
kinds of intellectual, mysterious, dark, and puzzling
lyrics. Ever heard an entire hip hop cd...with no
trendy chorus lines or ridiculous radio style slang in
every verse? Thats the type of shit they always
avoid. Just deep/heavy lyrics goin on here. Thats
not all though. This album also comes with a Free
DVD! The DVD is made up of interviews, behind the
scenes footage, and 6 videos. If you've heard of S&M
than you probobally already purchased it, if you
aren't familiar with them...give em a listen and get
hooked. www.battleaxerecords.com.
VAMPIRO'S RECENT RESULTS
AND UPCOMING U.S. MATCHES...
My homie VAMPIRO was recently involved in the
"Hardcore Weekend" for Puerto Rico's IWA federation.
The match was VAMPIRO & Ricky Banderas vs. Apolo &
Miguel Perez. VAMPIRO had the coolest ring entrance
ever. Druids formed 2 lines for VAMP and Ricky to to
walk between to the ring. As VAMPIRO approached the
ring he started to spit up all kinds of blood and
shit(you know the whole Vampire thing). The match was
the best of the evening. The fans were on thier feet
most of the match! The bout ended up being a
no-conest due to Slash Venoms interference with a
steel chain. Also on the show were David Flair, and
Savio Vega. Okay now for VAMPIRO's upcoming U.S.
appearences. The indy fed MLW will be kicking off
it's new "Reload" T.V. taping tour on 01/09/04 in
Philly. The tour will feature VAMPIRO, Terry Funk,
Justin Credible, C.M. Punk, Teddy Hart, Steve Corino,
low-ki and many more wrestlers. The tour will be in
select locations in Philly and Jersey in the months of
Jan, Feb, and March. To keep updated on when, where,
and which wrestlers will be on these tapings go over
to www.mlw.com. Well, thats all for now ninjs. Until
next time, Peace and MCL!!!
Free Mike Dymond
Dec 1st 2003
What up ninjas! New stuff added to the store in the last few weeks. Were about to put up the Jump Off a Building DVD. This is
bam margeras 1st dvd and is rare, but now its been pressed onto DVD and will be in the m500 store by Wed. Also we have added some Hoodies
to the Hoodie section as well as Shirts to the shirts section. A dvd called SNOOP DOG GONE WILD and GIRLS GONE WILD SPRING BREAK ever herd of them! Geeya now milenko500 can bring the porn right to your door. N best part! No cocks! Only titties and girl on girl action. Also dont forget to check out Terrorist Killers and Middle Eastern Whacko's, that dvd is so hardcore i cant even tell you whats on it, but you can guess. Dont get that dvd if your a lil bitch, or you cant handle things like Tortchure, and Murder. The more evil side of the world. Speaking of Bum Fights 2, if you havent seen it your missing out, its just devistating. Also added is the CKY the Band dvd. This is the band CKY on tour, live, doing skits, n jackass stuff its awsome, i know alot of juggalos out there are CKY fans, there the shit! Check out the milenko500 store today by clicking here.
Donn Dymond in the Lock down Section, Literaly.
Donn Dymond today on his way home from my house was picked up on a warrent. Last time i posted 3 thousand dollars bail to get his ass out. Let me tell you, that was a huge mistake, i didnt see that money for almost 4 months later. I had to take Donn DYmond to Court everytime and apear with him so i could make sure i got my bail money back, well they kept post dating the hearing about 5 times till they just fined him and made him do service. Piece of advice, NEVER BAIL ANYONE OUT OF JAIL EVER. Anyways mike is still on lock down spending night #2 in the pen. He told me he perfers it. The Jail time is what he says is "Making me a better Gambler" and "I love there Gym". Mike has been spending alot of time at the Bars Downtown Beeting down Collage Frat guys who act gangster, Everytime beeting the person infront of his friends who dont do shit. Long story short its #13 for mike on the assault charges and the judge is NOT gona be happy. Anyways best of luck to you mike, hopefuly he wont rape too many people.
ESHAM GETS THE JOB DONE!!!
OK BIG NEWS BOUT ESHAM He is debuted on the top independent albums charts as #10, and #9 in the top HEAT SEAKERS. This is a big deal for Esham he has had a good debut, thats very respectful. Esham will be playing an exlusive hollywood club called the BAR FLY tue night. The Rude boy will be there of corse because he is Eshams Manager. Our own Clown E Love and Juggalo Kae will be there too! Should have pics and what not soon from that.
On that note i wana drop 2 of the illest tracks around by one of the best rap groups ever. Crack money.
"The 99 Cent Sto".mp3
"Tales from the short bus".mp3
Be sure to pick up the Crack Money CD in our store, it comes with a poster and sticker for 9.99 total.
November 25th, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL ME
What up juggalos!?!? Let me see its now tuesday going on Wednesday. Thanksgiving is around the corner. Yet why am I just NOW updating about the M500 Cali 
Ballers Gathering. Well for starters as a note to my fellow updaters, namely Donn Dymond, Jugalinko, SKS, Hodge, Xanax, and Kae-Lo, you'vecompletely picked the wrong person to update about the event seeing as the night as i remember it was one giant BLUR of alcohol.
Now let me recap to the best of my ability what went down. First off you'll notice theres no pics from when we went inside the Body Shop. Turns out its against the club's policy to let a bunch of drunk ballers like us taked numerous pics of girls with broken spirits shuffling across the stage. STALE. Its all good though. The pics from our top floor motel room from the Motel 6 will show you a bit of what went down.
The night started off with myself, Senor Dymond and the new fish Kae-Lo unloading the ridiculous amounts of alcohol into the room. No sooner did we pop
open the first bottle of Cristal ($100 a bottle wine) the juggalos started showing up. Traffic outside our hotel was hectic to say the least. People kept asking who was staying in the hotel like there some fuckin Kid Rock rock star staying there. But no....it was just our humble baller party WOO WOO!
I started out with Bacardi n Cokes...and lets just say they finished me.
God knows where i went after the hotel but all i remember is Kae Lo and his Cousin D (aka Sean Paul) were chauffeuring me to the Strip Club and the whole way i could've sworn he was driving backwards. The club itself was devastating. I'd been there before but KaeLo hadnt so as soon as the security patted him down he pretty much nutted right then and there. All in all the night was a success and we look forward to having it again next year or next weekend whichever comes first. Props to the Bday ninja...Ed Schuster! To all the ninjaz that showed up way early....well i apologize for our laggin at the hotel. Whuttup to Nikki and Chelsea lol......in our defense once Donn Dymond aka Mike starts drinking heavily its hard to get him to do anything...let alone move to a different location. Im sure the Donn will be up on here soon to do his own recap. For now im off to look on Ebay for a new liver. Mines just about
done....Ugh........(this is why i'd rather schmoke) MMFCL to all the juggalos that showed up....yall are the shit.....till next time ..PEACE!
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November 26th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
Oh No... Hello... Wuddddupp JuGgaLos and Jugggalettes!
My oh my. The first Milenko 500 Baller Mini Gathering is in the books and let me say it was
off the hizzy. I dont care what ANYBODY says, heres the recap:
The Baller Mini Gathering Recap:
The night started like any other M500 event. Sections of Cahuanga Blvd were blocked off so that
Jugalinko, SKS, Donn Dymond, and Myself would get to our destination safely. As soon as we arrived
the Motel 6 were fully staffed and ready to help carry up the DJ Equipment as well as the 6 ft
fridge filled wif alkie. We rented the whole fifth floor, roughly around 20 rooms, for this event. As
soon as the staff was in positioned, the Hollywood PD was instructed to block off half of Sunset. The line
extended about a mile down Sunset straight up to the fifth floor. After a couple hours of drinkin,
spinning tunes, media interviews, and Press photos, we proceeded to the Body Shop. Jugalinko
and Donn Dymond, being the Ballers they are, rented out the Lap Dance area as the M500 VIP Lounge. Rumor
has it that I nutted upon entrance, This is semi-tru. Yes, but it wasnt because of the Dancers because for those
who dont know, my heart belongs to my Girlfriend who I love very Much. The Nuttin came about
when i entered into the bathroom. They had more candy selections in there than a liquor store.It was like 7-11
in the John. We enjoyed coctails with the owner and we left. I had a couple emails come in about
questions about that nite, I shall now answer them.
Dear Kae-Lo,
We showed up at a Body Shop on Sunset, Basically all we saw was cars and paint. I thought
you said that there was going to be Ballers and Dancers. What Happened?
Jeckle Love Sam.
Ah Sam,
Friend, It was THE BODY SHOP. You know, the place thats all pretty outside with cops around it that
keep going in and out of the joint all nite. It was that place. A body shop was where they fixed
cars, We made the mistake of going there too. Maybe Next time.
Dear Kae Lo
Havent I seen you around before? Let me get this out in the open. In this picture, you have long braids. I
thought you were bald? Whats the deal with the picture? I thought there was no paint in the
club? Was this really taken in the club?
Hatchette Gurl
Well Hatchette, arent you just fulla questions? Heres the story on the Picture. Yes I had long braids
at one point in my life. I dont know if ever saw me before. If you drive along the 210 Freeway, you might have
caught me, my Sean Paul Couzin D, and Mr E Love slangin oranges offa exits. Other than that, I dont know.
When I cut my braids off, we had the hair made into a wig which I respectfully carry with me at all times.
When we entered the Club, as time went on, it was requested by the dancers and owners that I do my Anybody Killa act.
I slapped on some paint, and put on the wig, asked Jugalinko for his blessings and I did my own personal set on stage. I
spitted flows offa my one of my multi-platinum "Minority Thumps" collection. I hoped I answered your questions.
Yea Juggalos and Juggalettes. If you didnt make it, Im Sorry. We Shall be doing it again. We
have pictures from the recent Twiztid show as well. We will be gettin that up as soon as I
can get that scanned. Im out for now, MMFCL!
email
GlenBurnie MD 11/23/03
MY REVIEW OF ESHAM's NEW
"REPENTANCE" ALBUM...
What up ninjas. God damn this album is HOT!!! Now
for those of you who know me, than of course you'd
expect me to give praise to ESHAM. After all, I've
been giving him nonstop props for SO many years
now(way before he was even running with the hatchet).
But this time ESHAM has even blown away my
expectations of him! This album completely showcases
just how versatile he can be. What other hip hop
artist has tracks that are either aggressive, laid
back, deep, funky, and ruthless...that are all on the
same album! Thats ESHAM for ya. The most creative
musician to ever hail from Detroit. This albums
completely out ya atmosphere! The only thing that can
make this album hotter is to see the Godfather of Acid
rap performing the tracks "live" when the tour pops
off.
NEW LAVEL aka MR.
REALIST aka THE SHADOW INTERVIEW COMING
SOON...
Ya'll should be familiar with this rapper. Here's a
quick history lesson on LAVEL. He was the other half
of ANYBODY KILLA's old group the KRAZY KLAN. He's
done tours with TWIZTID and BLAZE. He's rapped with
and produced for such rappers as- ESHAM, ABK, The
R.O.C., MIKE E. CLARK, MASTAMIND, and BLAZE YA DEAD
HOMIE. So yeah, he's very connected with the Detroit
rap scene. Well, I've just conducted an exclusive
M500 interview with him. It's very in depth and sheds
light on a lot of shit. Expect the interview to be up
within the next week.
RECENT VAMPIRO RESULTS
FROM PUERTO RICO...
My homie VAMPIRO is on a wrestling tour for the IWA in
Puerto Rico right now. Over there the IWA is like the
WWE in the U.S.. Last weekend our Juggalotus had a
Hardcore Kendo Stick match with Miguel Perez. The
match was reckless as hell. The wrestlers had to
fight off each other in order to claim possession of
the Kendo stick. VAMPIRO got the stick first and beat
the fuck outta Perez. The fight went all over the
arena and eventually into the locker room. It was
pretty much a no-contest due to the fact that the
wrestlers disappeared into the back after tearing the
arena apart. The next night VAMPIRO put his Hardcore
title on the line against Slash Venom. This shit was
pretty much a back and fourth match. Both men beat
the hell outta each other until their faces were red
with bloodshed. Towards the end of the bout former
WWE star Bull Buchannan came down to ringside and
cheated for Venom. After Bulls attack Venom was able
to score the pin fall on VAMPIRO and claim his
hardcore belt. Oh well, VAMP will get it back. The
fans over there love him too much. In other VAMPIRO
news I spoke with him recently and he's got a huge
project coming up(like a year long documentary of his
life or some shit). He mentioned hoping to return to
this years gathering as well. I'll keep you posted
though.
A NEW ESHAM
INTERVIEW...
Over at Detroit Free Press.com theirs a brand new
interview with the Detroit Legend ESHAM! It covers a
lot of things from his new album, his beef with
Eminem, his alliance with ICP, and evolved style of
rap. To peep it head over to
www.freep.com/entertainment/...18-20031118.htm.
JCW CHAMPION- "NOSAWA"
RESULTS FROM THE ARENA MEXICO...
Our current JCW champion NOSAWA was just involved in a
huge 6-man tag match from the Arena Mexico. The match
was NOSAWA/Zumbido/Mazada vs. Felino/Safari/Alan
Stone. Man it's only a matter of time till NOSAWA
gets recognized by WWE or something. I'm surprised
they haven't used him in a Tajiri angle ya know.
Anyways, the match was really fast paced and outta
control the whole time. However the end result didn't
fair well for NOSAWA's team. The finish saw STONE
squeaking out a upset victory over Zumbido (after some
crafty cheating went down).
NEW SONG SAMPLER
PRODUCED BY MIKE E. CLARK...
The legendary Detroit producer Mike E. Clark (producer
of ICP's first 5 Jokers Cards) has just released a
song sampler for Prozak's upcoming solo album. The
sampler features our juggassociate Tech N9ne &
Detroit's own King Gordy. To hear the sampler tap
into: www.b4records.com
MORE NEWS ON MYZERY'S
UPC0MING CONFESSIONS ALBUM...
Now I've already mentioned about MYZERY linking up
with former DARK LOTUS member MARZ, Mike E. Clark, and
PROZAK. Well, I just talked to PONCHO (MYZERY's
partner in rhyme) and it's official that they've also
got NY producer DJ LUNCHTIME laying down some tracks
as well. For those who haven't heard DJ LUNCHTIME
you're in for a treat! PONCHO played two of his beats
for me and their fucking lethal! One is called "Luv 2
Luv Ya," and sounds like a mix between "Stimulated
Dome" and "Bright Eyes." The other track is still
untitled but sounds very aggressive and will feature
both MARZ and MYZERY. MYZERY also informed me that my
new interview with him will go down this weekend. The
album is coming together very well and I'll keep you
all posted as I get more info. Well, that's all for
now ninjas. Until next time peace and MCL!!!
November 21st, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL ME
* California Baller Gathering is TONIGHT!!!*
PRE PARTY in
ROOM 513 at MOTEL 6
The wait is finally over juggalos and im already beside myself with excitement. I've been SO busy planning this mini gathering with the International Baller Donn Dymond that i havent been able to update recently. I cant even STRESS how out of control this gathering is going to be.
There are sections of Sunset Blvd that have been sectioned off, due no doubt for security reasons when Donn Dymond's guests start arriving. Namely the Juggalos muthafacko. But rest assured the pimps and playas will be out tonight. Some special guests might drop by for some added flavor. Look for myself Clown E Love, Jugalinko, SKS, KaeLo, Birthday Boy Ed and all the M500 all stars to be in attendance. The party starts around 9 or so at the Body Shop Strip Club on Sunset.....but the PRE PARTY starts around 7pm at the Motel 6 on Sunset. I plan on drinking enough to wipe out any memory of what happens tonite so dont take offense if i dont recognize who you are. Rumor has it that the Donn pawned one of his Diamond Studded Razor Scooters to help pay for all the alcohol for tonights event. Figures were in the thousands! THOUSANDS! I hope too see all you ninjaz there tonite...just look for the spotlights in the sky....they'll be pointing the way to the way huge event that is the CALI
BALLER GATHERING! Also well be back on to post EXCACTLY WITCH ROOM # it is in later today, but arrive in the loby either way and juggalos will point you in the right direction!
ps.Kaelo is underage so any drinking done by him is purely of his own accord, and with help from his peer pressuring friends
November 19th 2003
Ok there is no question that if you got this cd and bumped it yet you know you love it, woo woo wooo! is the bomb ass track and the last track might also become a big hit single "All of my Life". This album is way diffrent that most of eshams stuff, im way suprised and stoked on this record. Just super Devistating is all i gota say about this cd, Esham is the Fukin man!
Repentance Released Info from ICP.com
Posted on 11-18-2003
by Web Crack Willy
Esham's long-awaited new release, Repentance, is available in stores today! Twenty brand new songs that will totally flip your wig! Grip on down to milenko500 shop and pick up your copy of Repentance... and don't forget to stop by EshamTheBoogieMan.com for all the latest about the Godfather of the Wicked Shit!
This is what was posted from Esham's offical site at Esham the Boogie Man.com
Repentance in Stores Now
November 18, 2003
The wait is finally over... Today, November 18, Repentance, Esham's first all-new full length album with Psychopathic Records, is now in the stores! So far, y'all have just had a couple of samples of what to expect on this album, some teasers to get ya all excited, but now's your chance to really bump this shit and get your wig flipped by a true Detroit legend. You've heard "Woo Woo Woo"... you've heard "Pay (w/Bone Thugs 'n' Harmony)"... but you ain't heard nothing until you hear all of Repentance. It's twenty of the dopest tracks you've put in your CD player. Repentance is the reason that you spent all that money on that loud-ass subwoofer that's just been chillin' in your trunk, waiting for an album that's actually worth that noise violation ticket you're gonna get when you put this disc in.
As good as Esham is on this album, though, he ain't the only one that's layin' it down for ya. Esham's got a few friends you might've heard of helping him out. We're talkin' TNT, Twiztid, we're talkin' Bone Thugs 'n' Harmony, hell, we're even talkin' ICP, all contributing and taking this album to the next level. You've got no idea of the flavor in store for ya when you finally put this album in. So head over to HatchetGear.com, pick it up--on sale--at FYE or Musicland, or just head out to your local record store and pick up your copy of Repentance today.
Ok there is no question that if you got this cd and bumped it yet you know you love it, woo woo wooo! is the bomb ass track and the last track might also become a big hit single "All of my Life". Just super Devistating is all i gota say about this cd, Esham is the Fukin man!
here is the track listing:
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1. Bang
2. Can't Take That
3. Woo Woo Woo
4. Pay - (featuring Bone Thugz-N-Harmony)
5. No More Dyin
6. Soopa Doopa - (featuring Soopa Villianz)
7. Back In Da Day
8. Mommy
9. Hard Times - (featuring ICP)
10. Ex-Girlfriend
11. Look At Me - (featuring Twiztid)
12. Brick - (featuring TNT)
13. Get Doe
14. Boom! - (featuring Violent J)
15. Detroit
16. Boss Up
17. Out Cold
18. Dem Boyz
19. No War
20. All Of My Life
Ok i just got word from the Host Donn Dymond that CBG2003 is in full effect. For those of you willing and wishing to attend the Baller Gathering PRE PARTY its on Players! THE CLUB IS 18 and older BUT THE PRE PARTY ISNT, Check it out Donn Dymond didnt get the Grafton Hotel as he usualy does. This time due to the fact that were throwing a massive Party we know we would get kiked out, + its 180$ a night per room. Were getting Good Old Motel 6!! This place is a fresh ass motel 6 though, its right downtown and they allow partying! They dont give a fuck if you get live as hell! The hotel party is catored by Donn Dymond, he has purchased over 300$ worth of JUST hard alcohol and is dishing it out Freely! Ya were talkin Extremly Profused Drinking! And a few celebrities (not kidding) will be in the house ballin it up with the Big Dogs! There will definitly be alot of suprises instore for you at the Strip club, so dont miss out its only 18 and over!! PSHHH Juggalettes 18 and over ARE WELCOMED AND CLOWN E LOVE HIM SELF IS BOTH SINGLE AND BUYING DRINKS!!!!
Motel 6 Hollywood
Hollywood, CA, U.S.A.
Hwy Locator: US-101 North at Hollywood Blvd/US-101 South at N Cahuenga Blvd
Phone: (323) 464-6006
Ok the deal for now is be at the motel at around 7 oclock for the PRE PARTY. If you plan on attending, there are rooms
avalible cause god knows there will be a POST PARTY too!! Rooms are only 59.00 each!!! Feel Free to trash the rooms YOU get.
For now we dont have the Excact Room Posted cause they dont reserve rooms that way. but there WILL be at least 1 person In the Loby
directing you to the right room from out crew AT ALL TIMES from 8 till we leave for the Strip Club. If you only plan on attending the strip
club go ahead and be there around 9 or so. There will be no lines and there is Room Reserved for Ballers!
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GlenBurnie MD 11/16/03
VAMPIRO RESULTS FROM THE
ARENA COLISEO...
Former JCW champion(and WCW tag champ)- "VAMPIRO" was
just in the Main Event tag match at the Arena Coliseo
de Monterrey. The match was VAMPIRO and Rayo de
Jalisco vs. Black Tiger and Dr. Wagner jr. Now of
course in Lucha wrestling VAMPIRO is still the star of
every show he's on. However, the wrestler Black Tiger
is an extremely respected wrestler all over the globe
as well. The fans went nuts over this match. During
the match VAMPIRO pulled out one of his old school WCW
style Chokeslams, not to mention his brutal spin kick
from the top rope(to your fuckin throat)! At one
point Dr. Wagner bent the rules a lil and took control
of Rayo. It wasn't looking too good for VAMP's team.
But fuck all that! Our M500 site member- "VAMPIRO"
managed to reach the tag-in and clean house. A few
lethal double team moves and VAMP's "Nail in the
coffin" later and Team VAMPIRO gets the victory! I
only wish VAMPIRO's Lucha matches were easier for
Everyone in the U.S. to witness. I mean you should
see the respect he gets in Mexico and Japan. Then he
does PPV's for NWA and has to lose to Raven. Just
doesn't make sense ya know.
AN UPCOMING LAVEL(aka
SHADOW)/MASTAMIND CONCERT...
Whoa, check this shit out! LAVEL aka Mr. Realist aka
THE SHADOW (from BLAZES last tour)is doing a concert
with MASTAMIND on 12/18. Now in case those names
sound familiar to you...they should. LAVEL is a long
time homie of ABK, TWIZTID, BLAZE, R.O.C., etc. He
was even ABK's former partner in rhyme in the group-
"KRAZY KLAN". Nowadays LAVEL does alot of solo
projects and also produces tracks for many artists in
Michigan(R.O.C., ESHAM, Bedlam, Mastamind, etc). And
for those who weren't fortunate enough to see LAVEL on
stage with BLAZE on the last tour, you still
probobally saw him on the mic during TWIZTID's
"freekshow" tour. Okay onto the Hellraiser-
"MASTAMIND". I've been into his music since the NATAS
album "Life after death" came out in the early 90's.
Yeah- "NATAS"...as in ESHAM, MASTAMIND & TNT. On some
of the NATAS albums he shines the most in my opinion.
Bottom line is that MASTAMIND is a fuckin Detroit rap
Legend! Now, if you live in the Mt. Clemens Michigan
area than you're in luck. on 12/18
LAVEL/MASTAMIND/Cash Kola will be rocking the stage
for the "Looney Bin Tour" at the Emerald Theatre.
Showtime is 6pm. For tix info hit up
www.ticketmaster.com keyword Mastamind.
A MIKE E. CLARK CD
GIVEAWAY WITH A TRACK ORIGINALLY MADE FOR THE 6th
JOKERS CARD...
As most of you remember, MIKE E. CLARK was the
legendary producer of ICP's first 5 JOKERS CARD
albums. Well, for whatever unknown reason MEC and ICP
parted ways around the time of the 6th Jokers Card.
MEC had mentioned for years that the 6th was to be the
greatest ICP album ever and he was saving his very
best beats(over many years)for that album. Well, when
the fallout happened MEC had several beats from the
6th on his hands. Now for a few fortunate fans, one
of the beats MEC made for the 6th was given out to the
first 100 people at the MEC, Bedlam, DX28, Abstrakt
Intellekt concert on 11/14. It's not an instrumental
though. MEC allowed detroit rappers Prozak & Abstrakt
to use the beat on a cd single given to those first
100 lucky fans at the show. Somebody please hit me up
with that shit, lol. Also, for all those who remained
fans of MEC through the years will be happy to know
that he just put up a free MP3 called "know what I'm
saying" on his site www.b4records.com.
A CHANGE HAS BEEN MADE
TO THE MAIN EVENT OF THE 3PW SHOW FEATURING SABU AND
THE RUDEBOY...
For all those making the trip to Philly(old ECW arena)
on 11/22 to attend the 3PW show, check this out. And
"no" this news isn't gonna suck. Due to Justin
Credible's upcoming tour of Japan he won't be able to
defend his title against SABU for the Main Event.
However, our longtime Juggassociate- "SABU" will now
take on former ECW rival- "The Sandman" and a mystery
opponent in a three way dance! Also, the mystery
commisioner will be announced that night as well.
Don't forget, Psychopathics own- "The RUDEBOY" has a
death match that night! He's taking on East an Coast
hardcore icon Ian Rotten. If you're gonna be in the
front row at this show than you don't wanna wear white
cause it'll be Blood red by the shows end. The
Rudeboy don't play around when it comes to bleeding
buckets! Also on the show is XXX star Jasmin St.
Claire, Blue Meanie, Roadkill, and many more. For
more on tix info or directions hit up
www.3pwrestling.com.
THE ANTICIPATION IS
ALMOST OVER...
ESHAM, the originator and owner of a whole music genre
know as "Acid Rap" drops his new album this coming
tuesday!!! But this time shit will be different for
ESHAM. I say this because ESHAM is finally on a Label
that can get his name and unique style out to the
masses. Not to mention ESHAM has Major guests and
homies that have admired him since day 1 on his album
this time around. We've all heard the internet leaks
from the album...and they're fucking amazing! This
shit is gonna be an instant classic. Don't sleep on
it killaz. The album hits stores this tuesday! The
wait is almost over! And to make this killionaires
holiday even better, his former NATAS partner
MASTAMIND is also dropping his new "StreetValu" album
on tuesday as well. Well, thats about all for now
ninjas. Until next time, Peace and MCL!!!
San Luis Obispo, CA November 12th
Totally Nude Gentlemens ClubVery very nakid
A week and a half away or so, on November 21st, the M500 crew will be all up in the Body Shop
(located on Sunset Blvd.) for the Shuster's birthday. Again, any juggalos (and even juggalettes) who
like looking at such things as boobs and gaping vaginas and are 18+ are welcome. Word of warning: It'd
be best to avoid eye contact with the Donn because even though strippers soothe and
pacify him like a horse
tranquilizer he will be on FULL TILT. He can smell fear. That's why I try to throw off his
predatory nature by rubbing one of his dirty
socks behind my ears before everytime i see him.
CALIFORNIA BALLERS GATHERING 2003
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MST3K ON TV- NO MORE?
The subject of MST3K got a good ammount of replies on the message board so I thought
I'd mention it just in case y'all didn't know. MST3K is not gonna be on the Sci-Fi channel
anymore after January 31st 2004. The contract extension between Best Brains and Sci-Fi is going
to run out and no further extensions are planned. 
This means that it might be going off the air for good because there are NO plans for it
to be picked up by anyone at anytime. But, at least Rhino is releasing it's 4-DVD sets of it
fairly steadily. Speaking of which Vol.4 is set to come out on Nov. 18. It's going to be
the first set with Sci-Fi channel era shows: Space Mutiny (my vhs copy it is about worn out),
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank,
Hamlet, and The Girl in the Gold Boots.
Ventura Pics...
Ventura Pics I promised? Out of 3 full cameras...there wasn't much worth showing. Lot's of backs
of heads and pics of Missy. You know, worthless shit. So, i'm sorry I failed you and myself.
Aight, I'm out for now, Peace and MCL.
November 11th, 2003 MTV Beachhouse EMAIL
Good afternoon I'm
Kurt Lotus with an M500 newsbrief. Now its no secret that tensions within
the rap community can rise due to spiteful or sometimes even misdirected
comments in rap lyrics. None however have gained more notoriety than
the infamous West Coast vs. West Coast gang fued between rap superstars
Kid n Play and of course
Kriss Kross, whos backwards style jeans are worn
to associate oneself with gang affiliation. Tensions had calmed over
the past months, but it seems Kriss Kross couldnt leave well enough alone
as they've just released on their website www.stilltrying2warmitup.com a new
track that is a BLATANT diss to Kid N' Play entitled:
House Party 3 Sucked, Gimme My Money Back.MP3
VS 
So now what can we expect? The LAPD is already on full tactical alert. For certainly Kid N Play
will not let this slide and will LOOK to GET BACK at Kriss Kross with their own diss song.
In this reporters eyes. I say spare all the countless lives that will be put in danger
because of this feud. Kid, Play, if you can read this. Theres NO NEED TO HATE. Please,
as a respected journalist i plead to you to rise ABOVE THE HATE and just continue to
make those loveable movies where its always the same cast but the titles change, like
in Class Act. Anyway im losing track here, Lets not start World War III gentleman.
I'd hate to have to get more plastic surgery. This is Kurt Lotus, signing off
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GlenBurnie MD 11/11/03
SO WHATS THE BIG
PROBLEM
WITH ESHAM'S VERSE ON "THUG PITT"?...
Sup ninjas. Okay so I'm reading this big ole'
statement on Tech N9ne's Labels site about this
huge
problem with ESHAM's verse on this years
Hallowicked
single "Thug Pitt". StrangeMusic denied knowing
about
ESHAM's Eminem diss, until it was too late.
However,
I remember an announcement weeks ago that the
Godfather of Acid Rap- "ESHAM" was gonna be on
the
Hallowicked single and at the Hallowicked show.
StrangeMusic claims that all of the artists were
unaware that ESHAM was gonna be on the track and
were
upset with his verse after he recorded it. Hmmm,
Layzie Bone mentioned ESHAM in his verse at the
beginning of the song. And why would BONE THUGS
be
angry about the diss? I mean didn't Krayzie Bone
throw a lil Feminem diss himself on the
ESHAM/BONE
track "Pay Me"? Remember- "Rob another
RABBIT...".
Rabbit as in Eminem's charectar in 8 Mile. And
also,
why would TECH N9NE be mad about being on a track
that
disses Shady? Yes I know that TECH is cool with
Shady
but wasn't TECH on TWIZTID's track "Serial
Killaz"?
The same track in which TWIZTID accuses Eminem of
stealing thier style and then calls him "Emily".
And
it goes without saying that ICP would be
supportive of
an Eminem diss. After all they did it often.
This
whole situation seems very odd to me. Why would
they
claim innocence on the diss track. I mean whose
tour
was TECH on, and whose fans are supporting you
these
days? Anyways, just thought I'd speak my mind on
it
ya know.
CURRENT JCW
CHAMPION-
"NOSAWA" RESULTS FROM MEXICO...
Our current JCW champ- "NOSAWA" was recently
involved
in a big 6-Man tag match at the Arena Coliseo in
Mexico. The match was NOSAWA/Nitro/Mazada vs.
Brazo
de Oro/Ringo Mendoza/Safari. NOSAWA came out
wearing
his black & red leather-Psychopathic gear(only to
the
ring though). The match wasn't really in
NOSAWA's
favor that night though. His partners were
getting
thier asses beat most of the match. On occasion
NOSAWA would get tagged in and clean house with
his
supreme martial art-matt tactics. His kicks look
stiff as fuck! In the end though, it was Brazo's
team
claiming the one sided victory. NOSAWA is often
in
Lucha 6-Man tag bouts...but with Different
partners.
And now it's obvious why, lol. His new DARK
LOTUS
tattoo on his chest is the shit!
VAMPIRO RETURNS TO
THE
IWA THIS COMING WEEKEND...
The IWA is like the WWE of Puerto Rico. Well,
former
JCW champ and M500 member- "VAMPIRO" tours there
often
for wrestling. He's a Main Draw there. This
coming
weekend our Juggalotus will be making his return
to
the IWA. Also, on the show will be another
familiar
face to U.S. Wrestling fans- "Bull
Buchanon"(former
WWE star) will be debuting for the IWA as well.
Anyways, back to VAMPIRO news. VAMP should be
involved in some kind of Hardcore title defense
this
weekend. He recently won the title in a ruthless
match against Ricky Banderas when the IWA did
their
U.S. tour in FL. I'll keep you posted with
results
from the show.
SABU'S WEEKEND
RESULTS
FROM TX...
Former JCW champion and longtime Juggassociate-
"SABU"
just wrestled for the Pro Championship Wrestling
fed
in Arlington TX this past saturday. The match
was
SABU vs. Steve DeMarco. Steve DeMarco is an up
and
coming star on the indy scene these days. SABU
had
his hands full that night. The match was
incredible
as both men pulled off a ton of amazing high risk
moves during the bout. After several reversals
and
nearfalls it was SABU scoring the impressive win
following his infamous "Triple Jump Moonsault"!
Also
on the show was former WWF star Ahmed
Johnson.
JUGGALETTES GONE
WICKED
DVD RELEASE PARTY!!!...
My homie Skizzy is set to drop the long awaited
"JUGGALETTES GONE WICKED" DVD on your asses on
December 4th! But it's not just gonna be
released to
the public Dec 4th...it's gonna be a party too
Muthafackos! Thats right the DVD release party
is
going down at the Thunderdome venue located on
Hanover
St in Baltimore MD 21225. The cost to get in is
only
$10. And just listen to the list of events-
"Live"
bands such as McNastee, Kulture shock, U-Polite,
Skizzy, and a special Psychopathic guest. Not to
mention a faygo wet shirt contest, mardi gras
beads
everywhere, dir-tay twister, Jello wrestling,
free
piercings, and much much more. Dress code is
skimpy
and age limit is 18 and up. Well, thats about
all for
now ninjas. Until next time, Peace and
MCL!!!
November 8th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
You Ninjas never seem to let me down! 2 Down and 1 to go!
3rd Place Winner!
JUGGALOS! We have our winner for the Third Place
prize, The Esham Hat. Congrats to Kody from Texas! Here are the answers to the Trivia....
1) Esham's last Tour consisted of another Psychopathic artist, who was it?
Anybody Killa, Facez of Death Tour
2) In Insane Clown Posse's Music Video "Homies", What hair do was Esham sporting?
Esham was sporting a Mo Hawk, Mr. T Style!
3) What is the original album that the song Panic Attack Feat. Violent J on?
Tongues
4) Esham's Repentance Release party was held in Hollywood along with the birthday celebration
for who?
The Rude Boy
5) Name the recording studio in Detroit where Psychopathic Jams are recorded
The Lotus Pod
1st Place Winner!
2 down! 1 to Go! JUGGGALOSSSS... Kae- Lo here back again to announce the winner of the 1st Prize which
is the Green Repentance Bag and matching Shirt. After much discussion with Mr E Love, we have decided to throw in
an autograph photo of myself and Clown E. Love. The lucky person to recieve this is Gravy Boatz from CT. This
ninja pulled out his ninja tactics to accomplish this task. Congrats ninja!
So The 1st and 3rd place prizes have been won. 2nd place is left! Work fast n the Promo will be yours! A good idea would be
to bump Crack Money while driving to your task! Woo Woo! MCL ninjas!
November 7th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
We in November Juggggggalos!!! This marks the beginning of the Fat Kid Season! I
know what most of you are thinking, "What the Hell is the 19 year old rookie talking about?!"
A HA, I shall tell you.
(1) With thanksgiving around the block, everyone is going nuts looking for turkeys, yams,
biscuits, cranberry sauce, well.. you get the point. On thanksgiving, the eatin begins and continues
well into the night. All of us here at M500 will be playing the "Eat Like A Don" contest,
Winner gets to be a Don for a day. After the eating and eating, theres still left overs for the
next couple weeks.
(2) By that point, we will be well into December. Yes, cookies and egg nog to last us through the
x-mas season. X-mas comes, we have another large ass meal.
(3) Which brings us into New Years... Bringing in the New Years Drunk! WOO WOO, Well in my case,
a 19 year can only Eat!... Thus bringing an end to the Fat Kid Season!
Are You Ready To Repent?!:
Last Night I had the privilege to see the screening of the new Esham music video for the new
single, "Woo Woo Woo". The screening was held at one of Mr E Love's Beach houses in Malibu
with the Dolby Surround Sound theater. Let me be the first one to say that the video is
absolutely amazing. The video was well edited and very very enjoyable to watch. I was there
for the filming of it and I saw how much hard work and effort went into the creation of Woo
Woo Woo. Much props to Rudy Boy, Alex Abiss, Esham, and everyone involved in making this
dynamite video!
The single, Woo Woo Woo, can be found on Esham's new cd, Repentance,
that will be released to a store near you on November 18th. The Boogieman currently has three
downloadable singles on his .com, Woo Woo Woo, Pay (with Bone Thugs N Harmony), and In Detroit.
All of this freshness will be available to bump right in time for Thanksgiving dinner
with the family...
The Freshness Doesn't Stop There:
As many have you read, Baller Status Clown E Love attended the ESHAM VIP party out here
in Hollywood. For those of us who didnt make it, Santa Clown E brought back a bag of gifts.
We here at M500 Love to Share. So heres what we have to offer. A gift Repentance Bag, Green
Repentance T-Shirt with Release date on the back, and a Promotion Copy of the single Woo Woo Woo.
Although, it will be free for you guys, We only have 1 of each. Each prize can be won by doing the
Following. Remember there is only one prize per winner. Heres how to get your hands on a
peice of freshness: Click the Titles or pictures for larger views.
M500 ESHAM REPENTANCE COLLECTABLES CONTEST
3rd Place: Esham Hat
Riddle Me This, Riddle me that, Answer these easy Ass questions and you got yourself a hat.
1) Esham's last Tour consisted of another Psychopathic artist, who was it?
2) In Insane Clown Posse's Music Video "Homies", What hair do was Esham sporting?
3) What is the original album that the song Panic Attack Feat. Violent J on?
4) Esham's Repentance Release party was held in Hollywood along with the birthday celebration
for who?
5) Name the recording studio in Detroit where Psychopathic Jams are recorded
2nd Place: WOO WOO WOO Promotional CD
We'll make this nice and simple. Got a paper and pen? Go ahead and Tag MILENKO 500 nice and
big on that. Word... Now take that Tag to any Mc Donald's and take a picture with it. If you
can be the first one to have a pic of that in my Email, you'll be Woo Woo Woo'ing.
1st Place: Green Repentance T-Shirt along with matching Repentance bag
Aight Ya'll herest he biggie. In order to win this phatty combination, the following needs to be done.
Go to any CD stores with a camera. Take a picture with 3 different Esham CDs. Go to as many CD stores as needed
to take pics with 3 different CDs. You do not need to buy them, just take pictures with them. If you
are the first one to a picture or pictures of yourself with 3 different Esham CDs, You
will be the owner of a phatty combination.
Email Entries to KaeloM500@yahoo.com
Oh man. Do whatever to get the prizes, but remember, only one prize per person. The first three to email me
the completed task for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd will be the winners. Good Luck and Have fun! Thats
about all I have. We cant tell you enough how great "Crack Money" is... If you havent heard it, your missing
the best thing to hit your stereo since Michael Jackson's Dangerous CD. Peace out Juggalos! This
be Kae-Lo Signing Out!
November 5th, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL ME
Wooopty Wooo whut up juggalos!?! Mr. E Love
here fresh from a baller style, outa control, way blown outa proportion,
party to end all parties. And what did i do to celebrate afterwards? Shit
i partied some more whut u think! Anywayz let me start with the first
party. The Boogieman himself made a last minute trip to my hometown of
hollywood California. He was having a gangsta party to celebrate his
Nov. 18th realease of his album Repentence. So he invited a bunch of outa
control people all dressed like they were hitmen. Heres some pics
from the party and of Esham and TNT performing cuts off his new album.
ESHAM CD V.I.P. Big Baller Release Party
The party was off the hook. Esham and TNT were chillin in the VIP lounge
with the starlette of Esham's WOO WOO WOO video. Which they debuted for
everyone to see. Let me tell you juggalos its the shit.The
director Roy
of Sota FX is a
close friend and baller extradinaire as he's now one of the most feared
music moguls in the industry. I been to his office and i seen his "workers"
dragging all kinds of body parts out the office.Straight up though the video
is a pimp jam. Local radio station 100.3 The Beat was in the house
and their DJ was all about Esham's new record. As you can see
the Rudeboy
was also in attendance along with Alex Abiss the Bling Master. No lie
juggalos there was an open bar. Psy was picking up the tab. So needless
to say i more than endulged myself and began a journey of massive
drinking. Only to be outdone by the Rudeboy as by the end of the night
he was spitting game to one of the speaker stacks that someone left a
drink on. Just another reason why he's the king of hardcore. Heres some
pics.
Now the second party RUDYS BIRTHDAY
Now yesterday being the Rudeboys birthday. We couldnt just let him spend his last night in town
watching the Medallion on order Pay-per-view in his hotel room. So
me, Roy and Steve from the Office mobbed out to this restaurant in LA called "Lawrys".
Man i never been in such a fancy place in my life. My broke ass fronts at like Dennys or
if i got paid Sizzler. But this place made me feel like i shoulda been washing dishes
or something. The place was playing classical music which gave the place an "elevator"
type atmosphere. The waitress mixed our salad on crushed ice right in front of us
and spirted all kinds of dressing on it. It was devstating. But then the main course
was what my guess was a small cow. I swear the prime rib was Flinstones size..ya know
where it tips Fred's car over. So after dinner we all mobbed to another club
in Hollywood owned by Pauly Shore and Esham and Alex met us there where we partied
till no end and carried on all to be damned.
Thats it for now juggalos. But a few things before im off to smoke a bowl. One if you
havent peeped out
"Crack Money" WTF are you waiting for. They're simply one of the
most devastating groups out there. Also peep my homie Psychopathic Kal's page with some original
music he put together.
Click here for that shit.
And last but not least Baltimore Juggalos hitup
www.juggalettesgonewicked.com for information
on a Devastating Release Party going down Dec. 4th. Till next time MMFCL ninjaz im out
like whut
BABY WHUT?!?
Oceano Cali Nov 13th 2003
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA"S!! anybody seen the new matrix? if you havnt
then the scene where the machines break into zion and fight the APC's is
worth
the price of admission, trinity dies, finally. but the real movie i
wanted to talk about was TUPAC RESSURECTION, this make 5 movies and 7 albums
since his death 10 YEARS AGO!!!
well i did some reaserch and it turns out that the sound track includes a
9 year old tupac signing happy birthday to his sister, an 11 year old tupac
resiteing the pleadge of allegence
( produced by timberland) tupac age 7 signing the alphebet song(thug life
remix by the neptunes). The movie includes home footage of tupac age 8
rideing a pony at a swap meet, a drunken tupac passed out on the toilet,
and 10 minutes of juss his expired drivers lisence up on screen with no
sound.
I asked tupacs mom " mrs. shakur, is there anything about tupac your
not trying to make money off of? it's almost as if the death of your son
was the best thing that ever happen;d to you"
she cough'd up a cloud of crack smoke and told me that for $100 i could
go into his chilhood bedroom and fill a grocery bag with whatever i wanted.
i'm now the proud owner of tupac's ghostbusters bed sheets, 2 fat boys
cassettes, a wrinkled copy of EBONY ASS MAGAZINE that was under his matress,
and his 8th grade yearbook, so dont be surprized if i come out with a
tupac movie of my own soon.
in more important news
The ballers gathering on the 21st is bigger then expected reasponse has
Been HUGE, THE BODY SHOP STRIP CLUB is ready for you though, there pre warned about the masses
atteneding this event and ready for us Juggalos, but the bodyshop asked me to remind ninja's that
there will be NO FACEPAINT allow'd, no tagging the club or graphitti of
any kind (you can tag M500), and no jump suits for some reason. Ill get back to you before the event
to let you know about our JUGGALO DISCOUNT. But know there will be special hook ups
for juggalos, perhaps half of lap dances or free admision in, but im waiting for
a return call from AKBAR HUSANE APU MOHAMED to call me back (the owner).
other than that there welcomeing tip $$ with open arms. Hey with Contest to win
phat prizes, Free Drinks for the Ladies this is for sure gona be one of the best times you will ever have in
your whole life! I Donn Dymond will be hosting this great event, with my guest Ballers, Clown E Love, Kae Lo, SKS Juggalo, and Jugalinko. Also there will be
a pre-party at a nearby hotel for heavy drinking and i'll be honest, i dont
card. Its not 21 and older at my party bitch! Chances are it will be at the Grafton or Motel 6 depending on how steep
my recent assault charge fine is. BY THE WAY THE STRIP CLUB IS 18 and OLDER. So you only got to be 18 to ball.
So come on out and wish ED a happy birthday get a lap dance and roll with
the big dogs. LESBIANS WELCOME!!!! remeber that friday night nov 21st,
specific tymes and locations will be posted soon as far as information on
what hotel we will be PRE PARTYING IN. Please be sure to email me at streetscience@iwon.com for any questions. And click here for updated info on CBG2003. AND A REMINDER ALL JUGGALETS 18 AND OVER ARE WELCOMED TO JOIN US PLEASE.
P.S. Ill be Staying at Jugalinkos House for a while, cause he got back today at noon from
Mexico and has lots of Fireworks, Leather goods, Knifes, illegal ammo, and Carne Asada. But dont fret
ill be cheking my email from Jug's house WOOO WOOOOO!
email
GlenBurnie MD 11/05/03
HOMEBOUND...
What up ninjas. Sorry for the stale delay in my
news
update. I was out visiting familiar stomping
grounds
in Cali when all that Wild Fire shit happend.
Needless to say, my stay in San Diego and travel
arrangements got all screwed up in the mayhem.
Damn
I'm glad to be home now.
> BIG NEWS FROM CAMP
MYZERY...
I recently talked with my homies MYZERY & PONCHO
on
the phone and found out alot of info about
upcoming
Camp MYZERY projects. The original Psychopathic
Ryda
has been hard at work on his upcoming album
titled..."Confessions". 5 songs are already done
and
many more are already in the works! A major
difference in this MYZERY album is that it Will
have
collabs by artists outside of the Camp Myzery
cliq.
Now for all us OG MYZERY "Para La Isla" fans,
good
news cause thiers gonna be a reunion of sorts on
the
new album. Thats right, Detriots Legendary
producer-
"MIKE E. CLARK" will be doing some production on
the
cd. But he's not the only familiar artist on the
upcoming album. The former DARK LOTUS member-
"MARZ"
will be on the album as well! Another confirmed
guest
on "Confessions" is that crazy Muther Fucker from
Bedlam- "PROZAK". This track will also be
produced by
MIKE E. CLARK, who incidentally is producing
Prozaks
new solo LP. Poncho(MYZERY's Partner in rhyme)
is
also trying to get ahold of former Psychopathic
recording group "Project Born". Is that all for
the
collabs? Hmm, not yet. Poncho has been in talks
with
Jumpsteady about getting ICP on a reunion track
with
MYZERY! And incase your wondering about the beef
with
TWIZTID and MYZERY...it's all been squashed.
Actually
I've just conducted a big ass interview with
MYZERY
regarding all the past dramas, upcoming projects,
collabs, and more. It'll be up soon and should
answer
alot of questions.
RECENT VAMPIRO NEWS
AND
RESULTS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE...
International Wrestling Legend, and longtime
Juggalo-
"VAMPIRO" has recently been in the spotlight in
the
U.S. and Mexico. Now incase you didn't catch the
last
two NWA/TNA PPV's, you missed a big fued with
VAMPIRO
and Raven. Raven is on some kind of mission to
destroy VAMPIRO's manager Jim Mitchell. But
first he
had to go through all of VAMP's homies. Even
though
Raven made it through the Gauntlet every week to
get
to Mitchell, he still caught the Beat down on
several
occassions from my dawg VAMPIRO. Finally last
week
VAMPIRO and Raven had a legit match on the PPV.
It
was a long brutal battle in which Raven ended up
defeating his former DeadPool partner. This
means
Raven will finally get his hands on Mitchell in
the
ring this week on the NWA/TNA PPV...but will
VAMPIRO
have the last laugh? Now onto our former JCW
champs
Mexico wrestling results. on 10/28 VAMP stole
the
show in the Main Event at the the Arena Coliseo.
The
match was VAMPIRO/Hijo Del Lizmark/Tinieblas vs.
Black
Warrior/Mascara Ano Dos Mil/Universo Dos Mil. As
expected in a lucha 6-Man tag bout, the match was
high
flying, fast paced, and outta control the whole
time.
After about 20 mins and several reversals and
nearfalls by both teams, VAMPIRO's team was able
to
pull off the big win and recieve a standing
applause
from the packed crowd. On 10/31 VAMPIRO headed
over
to the Arena Mexico. The match was a Main Event
bout
and featured VAMPIRO/Tarzan Boy/Negro Casas/Black
Warrior vs. Atlantis/Blue Panther/Mr.
Niebla/Shocker.
I can't give enough praise to Shocker. He's
gotta be
one of the best wrestlers in the world today!
Anyways, the bout was Incredible. All men gave
thier
all and didn't hold back on any high risk spots.
In
the end Shockers team was able to claim the
victory.
That shit made VAMPIRO fuckin snap in the ring.
He
then turned his teammates like he had rabbies or
something. He ended up laying them all out in a
sinister/devastating fashion. Lucha Wrestlings
newests villian= VAMPIRO!
NEW SONG SAMPLER
FEATURING- MIKE E. CLARK, FRITZ THE CAT, AND
MARZ...
The indy horror rapper- "McNASTEE" has just
released a
song sampler over at www.soundclick.com/fallenEnt
.
On the sampler is a track produced by longtime
TWIZTID
Producer- "FRITZ THE CAT". Also on the sampler
is a
song featuring my ultra talented friend- "MARZ".
And
the other familiar musician on the sampler is the
producer of ICP's first 5 Jokers Cards- "MIKE E.
CLARK"! This shit is deffinetely worth checking
out
killaz.
SABU & THE
RUDEBOY's
UPCOMING MATCHES FOR THE 3PW...
The most Homicidal, Suicidal & Psychopathic
serial
killa- "SABU" will be making his long awaited
return
to the old ECW arena(in philly) on November 22nd
for
the 3PW Federation. That night SABU will be
taking on
former ECW/WWE star- "Justin Credible" in the
Main
Event. To make this ECW-dream match even
better...it's a "Tables, Ladders, Chairs" match!
So
yeah, that means tons of blood, weapons, and
insane
moves! Also on the show is Psychopathic's own
"The
RUDEBOY"! For his 3PW debut he'll be taking on
indy
Hardcore Icon- "Ian Rotten" in a Death Match.
And we
all know that RUDY can bleed buckets. Also on
the
show is XXX Queen Jasmin St. Claire, The Blue
Meanie,
Amish Roadkill, and many more. This shit is
gonna be
hot ninjas. For tix info or directions hit up
www.3pwrestling.com.
CURRENT JCW
CHAMPION-
"NOSAWA" RESULTS FROM MEXICO...
Our JCW Champ- "NOSAWA" was just involved in a
6-man
tag match at the Arena Coliseo in Mexico. The
match
was NOSAWA/Mazada/Veneno vs. Brazo Do
Oro/Neutron/Alan
Stone. Of course NOSAWA came out in his normal
Psychopathic attire with hatchetmen Dark Lotus
tats
and all. NOSAWA's team took control throughout
most
of the match. Toward the end Brazo tried to
distract
the ref so that a double team could take place.
NOSAWA caught on and he and Mazada stopped the
double
team and then manhandled Brazo. The finish came
soon
after as NOSAWA's team destroyed Neutron for the
pinfall.
TIDBITS FROM THE
13th
ANNUAL CHILLER HORROR CONVENTION FROM
NJ...
Chiller always throws a hellava horror
convention! I
had a fuckin blast. GUNNAR HANSON(LEATHERFACE)
confirmed that the new flick "the Last Horror
Picture
show" starring himself, KANE HODDER(JASON), and
Robert
Englund(FREDDY) will start filming in january.
Danielle Harris(Halloween 4-5) has a new film on
the
way, my best friend Alexxus Young(A
Juggalette/Actress) has tons of new
movie/modeling
news on her revamped site www.sci-fidiva.com,
KANE
HODDER(JASON/and a Juggalo) spoke highly about
being
on the set of ESHAM's "woo Woo Woo" video, Raven
&
Sean Stasiac were hitting on my girlfriend
nonstop...and she Denied them with the quickness,
Captain Spaulding from "House of 1000 corpses"
confirmed that the sequel will start filming in
January, Linda Blair has a bunch of new projects
in
the works, the Actor who played SPAWN said that
thiers
talks of a sequel in the future, a bunch of crazy
ass
JUGGALOS were at the convention having a blast
and
acting the fucking fool! All in all it was an
incredible convention. Don't forget to check out
the
beautiful actress/model- "Alexxus Young's"
website at
www.sci-fidiva.com. For a super-model status
lady she
can hold her fuckin own in a buckwild ICP mosh
pit
with me! And one last thing. I gotta send a big
thank you to my new homies Dean(and his folks)
for
being soo damn cool, Rob, Mr. Bill the movie Don,
and
the killaz from horrorcrap. Until next time
peace and
MCL!!!
Nov 4th 2003
Happy Birthday Rude Boy
Clown E Love will be up on here tonight or tommorow to drop some big time info. Clown E was at a ESHAM concert last night at a CLUB on Melrose AVE. last night. VIP only for big time record executives and people in the industry ONLY. Hollywood Clown E was there with ICP's Manager ALEX, as well as Birthday boy himself RUDE BOY. Clown E Love works for a big time LA movie, and music entertainment company so his presence was requested. Tonight is Rudy's Birthday and ery one knows thats always a big party. Eddie (clown e) will be partying with Rude Boy tonight on his birthday well see how that goes down later. For now be sure to get Crack Moneys new cd (they got 2 out) "who's yo fatty" in the milenko500 store, each cd comes with a POSTER and STICKER its well worth it, the cd has 19 tracks!!!! CLICK HERE TO GET IT.
Oct 29th 2003
What up yall! Jug here lettin you know bout this devistating show coming up this week.
Tempe, AZ, FALL GUY will be playing with Bionic Jive and Crack Money! Here's the info:
SAT. NOV 1st 8 pm
Bash on Ash
230 W. 5th St.
Tempe, AZ
Bash on ash info call (928) 855-2081
CLICK HERE FOR THE AUDIO COMERCIAL FOR THIS SHOW
Ok the group is called crack money records, i met Double Dee of the group (afro wig and billy bob teath) this past weekend at a
wedding just randomly, my girlfriends Dad Married Double Dee's Mom, nah im not kidding. There was some heavy drinking and information passed back n forth. Little did i know crack money is a devistating
group, the music is just the bomb yall, if you liked icp because they were comical, nasty and sick, then you will fukin way dig on Crack Money.
We here at milenko500 with in the next week will have there CD and Posters in our shop. As for now i recomend you check out a few tracks, such as mine and clown e loves favorite "BITCHES WITH CHICKEN". Now if that isnt the fukin bomb i dont know what is. When i showed this song to scottie d of faygoluvers he said right away "WOW these guys are actualy good!", and the next day he promoted there site and show as well. So look for big things out of these guys. but for now check out these MONSTERUS TRACKS.
Bitches with Chicken
M.I.L.F.
I wana Touch Your butt
Moto HO's
October 29th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
YOU MY BOY RE-RUN... You my boy....
Wuddup Jugggggalos. Yes yes, I know the halloween season is upon us once again. Yes,
I know everyone out there as well as everyone here at M500 will be out actin' ta fool.
Here is a couple rules to follow in order to have a Safe and Great Halloween:
1: Stealing candy from kids wearing Power Ranger Costumes can only lead to
trouble
2: Trick or Treating in a minority neighborhood will only get tortillas and chile covered
watermellon candy
3: Receiving candy from Xanax may land you in rehab
4: NEVER take anything from Donn Dymond
Word on the playground is that ninjas will be present at Knotts Scary Farm this Thursday.
I shall be there as well, with my gf as well as mr speedo himself, (my couz) LiL Lotus.
If you are able to go and want to meet up, a good place to start is any Funnel Cake location.
Still looking for something to do on Halloween?...
Couples Homies throwing a party and heres ta 411:
Whut up California Juggalos! This is Manik from THE LEFT COAST JUGGALOS here to let ya'll know about a
Halloween party here in Southern Cali... It's gonna feature DJ's, Live Music, Booze
(of course), and even a haunted maze! We gotta lot of ninjaz puttin a lotta heart into
this thing and it should be off the hook... $5 at the door for ninjaz, $4 for ninjette,
that covers food and booze and all additional flavor...and bring a costume, there will be
a costume contest to win a snazzy prize!
It'll be at 6750 Conifer Ct. Riverside, CA. 92506...
doors open at 9pm...For any additional info, feel free ta call me at (909) 522-2145...
Hope to see ya'll there...mmmmfcl
Parties make me go Woo Woo Woo!!!! Speaking of parties, keep in mind
Don Dymonds Big
Baller Gathering. What better way to celebrate being a juggalo and a baller than with Clown E Love,
Don Dymond, The Spirit of Jugalinko, and myself at a Strip Joint.
Im basically out of words for tonight. Remember that Nov. 4th. JCW vol. 3 is released, and
Esham's "Repentance" will be out a little after that. If you havent checked out
Bum Fights or Bum Fights 2... you should. We are stocked... yup... take care juggalos! Have a
Fun and Safe Halloween! MMFCL
Words to Ponder: Never trust Mr E. Love with
Barbie Dolls.....
October 28th, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL ME
Whats up Ninjalos!? Its now tuesday
and we're getting ever so closer to our favorite holiday. That of course
being the Mongolian New Year...which as we all know falls on October
29th. In celebration me and the M500 crew are gonna mob up to
Panda Express
and get our mongolian beef grub on....with some orange chicken on the side.
Nah but for real Hallowicked is jes dayz away. I know Fright Fest is going
down too so every ninja out there has something to look forward to. Fuck it
if you cant make it to either might i suggest trick o treating? Shit im going
on record and saying you NEVER too old for that. Come on now....normally
if u went up to your neighbors front door and asked for free shit you'd get
the door in ur face!! Anyway have fun in whatever yall do..on to some news.
NorthWest Juggalos Mini Gathering!
Thats right juggalos i got this email from a down ass juggalette who calls herself
Ghetto Ninjette and she dropped some info about an upcoming mini-gathering
she's organizing. Now i know theres some ninjaz out there that want to help
and are DOWN to attend so heres the details mofos....dont miss out!...
NW Mini Gathering:
There's gonna be a Mini Gathering on November 26th in Bellingham, Washington.
It will be at Club Fiesta and the event would be from 8 to Close.
Its not completely Organized yet, and right now we're looking for
any Juggalo's that want to Perform. We already have one artist;
Jersey Devil, thats planned this event so that Juggalo's will be
able to use the Clubs equiptment. If you're down to Preform contact
Me (Amy aka Ghetto Ninjette) at
Fah_q6669@Hotmail.com and i'll provide you with
further details. Once we have an idea of what's going down I'll have another
Post on the event as a whole, right now were lookin for ninja's down to help
make this shit happen! So get ahold of me with your shit as soon as you can Ninjas!
Thank you and Much Family Luv.
-Ghetto Ninjette
Updated Movie Reviews Section
Thats right finally. Now that i have some help in Kae-Lo Ya Piss BrOke juggalo now
i can update the flavor pages we got. Today our own Jugalinko actually took a break
from tossing n spirting to watch a movie and review it. Remember as always juggalos
im looking for reviews of dope ass movies YOU think other juggalos would like.
Dont worry we got ALL kinds of movies. So dont think its gotta be strictly horror.
Dont believe me? Fuck what do i care. But u should at least peep Jug's review so he
feels all special inside.
Click Here.
BYW VideoGame SuperStar "Rudeboy" Wrestles for Real
JCW and BYW Superstar the Rudeboy will be wrestling in PA for an upcoming
3PW Wrestling Event. Forget seeing him kick ass and bleed like a stuffed pig
in the BYW videogame....PA juggalos come see that shit for REAL!
3PW
November 22, 2003
Belltime 8pm
Viking Hall
at the corner of Swanson & Ritner Streets.
Philadelphia, PA
(866) 228-0326
www.3PWrestling.com
Scheduled to appear
JUSTIN CREDIBLE vs. SABU in a TLC match!
IAN ROTTEN vs. the RUDEBOY
HOMICIDE vs. "THE ALL-AROUND BEST" XAVIER
Well thats it for now juggalos. I'll be looking for all you juggalos at Donn Dymond's
Cali Baller Gathering this coming Nov. 21st. Look for the M500 to be reppin in full
effect. Big shout to that Juggalo LooseMeat007 from the BYW Message Board on IGN.com.
Ninja was reppin for M500 so madd props. Till next time juggalos....peep the new shower
i just installed in our M500 office....
BABY WHUT?!?
San Luis Obispo, CA October 27th
I poured a Tecate out for you Rerun
STRAIGHT UP
I gotta just give props to juggalos in general...it seems like massive
amounts of juggalos have
been coming into my work as of late...and every time I see a Psychopathic
related clothing item
it amps me up. It's added to the strength I need to get through the day
some times. I've even
seen people come in reppin' m500. Regardless whether i acknowledge you or
not, know the fact that
my day is a whole lot better just cause of you. Thank you.
Wolfenstein: ET
Aight this game has been around forever now but it's still fun as fuck...
and it's FREE!!!
I thought I'd just mention it cause Jugalinko, Old-Schooler Wiqid Carl and I
have all put quite
a few hours playing it. I highly recommend it if you like first person
shooters and free things.
There
are mad servers. You can choose to be a solider (panzer-fag, flame-fag,
mg-fag, etc.), field op, medic, engineer,
or covert op. Download it now. And
now new maps are being made all the time. I spend so much time playing it I
just decided to uninstall Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Game of the Year Edition i bought.
Long Over-due
Aight, since it hasn't been done yet, and probably wont get done if I don't
step up to the
plate;
I'm gonna post the rest of the pics from the Ventura, CA ICP show circa Feb
2003. Expect 'em
after this Friday/Halloween. Also the "Cali Ballers Gathering" hosted by Donn Dymond and Myself is nov 21'st
dont forget to be there, its 18 and older and FULL NUDE. This is gona be such a huge event
and such a big gathering of juggalos that we arent even using the word "MINI" gathering, so Wurd. Phat props to John and Robyn from the
Cental Coast Juggalo
Crew. Dammit, i gotta go back to work...until next time. MCL, and MFL...
October 27th, 2003 Tupac's Hotel & Casino in Heaven EMAIL
Ooooh weee damn! whats poppin juggalos!?! Bootleg Greg up in
this bitch updating on M500. Damn so you know my careers gotta
be in the toilet if im updating on this site. I mean who the
hell is Kae-Lo? Sounds like a breakfast cereal if you ask me. Speaking
of which.. i wish Raj would hurry up and die cuz I cant afford
Tupac's nightly rate charges all by myself. God damn u people still
buying his albums. Your making him richer than George Papadopolis
and Philip Drummond put together.
Anyway I got sidetracked, yes i've passed on juggalos. I had a good life. And i'd like to say
thank you to all my fans,, whether you were a juggalo or not. People would
always come up to me and wish me well. It was not too long ago i ran into
international rap superstar and owner of the Milenko500,
Jugalinko while
we were both staying at the Bellagio performing on the same night.
He told me he LOVED my work in Big Money Hustlas...i told him i was quite fond
of his performance at the opening of that new BIG LOTS! on crenshaw near my
house. So Sean...i know your reading this. Dont worry about me homie. Im in
a better place now..and besides....everyone knows you can never get rid
of the RERUN! HEY HEY HEY!! This ones for you Sean and all the juggalos...
Pop, spin, splits, shabadoo, birdie-flap, and point.
Click Here
Oceano California THE HARDCORE MEXICAN GHETTO email me here.
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA's, its been along while, and i wish i had a good excuse, but to be honest the truth is i rediscoved weed
after quiting for awhile. Now i realized why i quit in the first place 1. i hate hippies, the unshower'd , people with dreadloc's, highskool drop outs, and
people who borrow lighters and dont return them. 2. all i;ve done for the last couple weeks is eat peanut butter and watch duck tales reruns.
so i'm officially quiting again (unles your packing).
Aside from that not much has been goin on. on tuesday the drama teacher at my skool (community collage biotch!) CHEECH MARIN university
stopped me while walking across campus and statrted asking me all types a questions and looking at me strangly, at first i thought it was becuz i'm the only
male student without the area code tattoo'd on my neck ( a sign of skool spirit in my hood)
but it turns out she was trying to find out if i had an accent. She's putting on a play and says she has a part for me if i'm interest'd.
i think she said it was karate kid the musical but i dont remeber. if i go for it, it'll be my biggest role since i played the peurto rican punisher kid in the movie "FRESH" ( i got the dope moves).
I did recently see the wicked wonka tour, due to hidious LA traffic i show'd up late and missed tech9, but on the good side while in the parking lot i had a VIP sticker (thanks to roy from sota effects, a real american hero) and was able to walk in to the VIP parking section where i met none other then MICHAL CLARK DUNCAN star of the green mile and JALEEL WHITE AKA STEVE UrKEL i had mr duncan sign my velour suite, i offerd to sign jaleels ticket then i pointed at him and said " look kids make a wish its a falling star", he didnt think that was as funny as i did, oh well fuck him
.
mad props to everyone who show'd me love, i was being identified so many tymes i thought i was in a police line up.
due to a ticket shortedge my personal photagrapher the shuster was unable to attend so no pics, which is unfortunate becuz there was a shocking 
amount of teenage ass to be seen.
there are some things i dont like about KMK, like there music, but i have to give them credit for there fans, they are the hottest whorey underage girls with low self esteem seen in years.
it reminded me of when i use to pics up chics at the teenage runaway shelter, but that was before the restaining order.
Bone was also awesome, they gave a tribute to the man who introduce'd me to rap, EASY E, and after a few drinks, crossroads always brings a tear to my eye,
i was pouring out mad liquer for my dead homies who are surprizingly and sadly all still alive. then ICP came on if youve seen the tour then you know the stage set is the best i've seen in years, and the show had an extra energy that reminded me of the first tyme i saw the clowns live the show was awesome. it made me mad that there was only one california date, i wanted to see it again.
Milenko500 Sponsored "California Ballers Gathering" Nov 21st 2003
In other news on friday NOVEMBER 21st site friend and my personal photagrapher the shuster is haveing a birthday extravaganza gathering, we're geting some moderatly priced hotel rooms in hollywood, getting as liquer'd up as possible then heading to a magical place called THE BODYSHOP on sunset for lapdances and basic stareing at nakid chics, me(donn dymond), SKS Juggalo, Clown E Love and the new fish KAE-LO will be there. any juggalos who are over 18 and are a fan of girls who take there cloths off for money are welcome to attend i can be reached at my email adress for any further info if your interested streetscience@iwon.com.
The Body Shop
Website: http://www.thebodyshopclubla.com/
World Famous Strip Club
Totally Nude Gentlemens Club
Lap Dances Day and Night
Located in the heart of the world famous Sunset Strip in Hollywood,
where even the stars come out to play!
8250 Sunset Boulevard
Hollywood, CA. 90046
Tel: 323/656-1401
HOURS: Fri 6pm to 4am,
NOTE FROM THE BODY SHOP TO JUGGALOS
Private Lap & Table Dances in our VIP room
Topless lap dances are the hands down favourites
~
The Lap Dance Ban Does NOT affect us
So come in and have as many lap dances as you like and let the girls get nasty!
HERE IS A DOWNLOADABLE MAP FOR YOU TO CHECK OUT
CLICK HERE FOR MAP
This is a message to the JUGGALETTES
If you wish to become a female dancer, call for an appointment to audition.
If you desire to be on staff, call and talk with Aboud or Hassan dont ask for AKBAR or APU.
323/656-1401
PRICE FOR JUGGALOS ONLY (with downloadable ticket)
ADMISION IS 50% off for Juggalos on nov 21'st if you arrive at 6 or before
just print out this page on this link and present it at time of arrivale.
List Of Dancers Preforming
on NOV 21's for the Cali ballers Gathering in order of when they dance
STARTING AT 6 PM
Hala: Italian fun
Sadie: Blonde girl next door
Heather: Brunette college babe
Trixie: Flirtatious, cute redhead
Carmela: Sultry brunette
Juliette: Lolita schoolgirl
Desiree: Catholic schoolgirl lolita
Zoe: Tall, long blonde haired lolita
Jessica: Blonde & BEAUTIFUL
Ireland: Long blonde haired babe
Raven: Pretty, Italian college girl
see you then PEACE
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GlenBurnie MD 10/24/03
VAMPIRO RESULTS
FROM
MONTERREY AND MLW CANCELLS 10/24 SHOW FEATURING
VAMP &
NOSAWA...
What up ninjas. M500 crew member and
International
Wrestling Superstar- "VAMPIRO" was involved in a
6 Man
Tag in Monterrey for the Coliseo Promotion this
past
sunday. The match was VAMPIRO/Pierroth Jr/Fuerza
Guerrera vs. Damian el Terrible/Mascara
Magica/Spiderman. VAMP's team took control for
most
of the match. However, thier was a few moments
when
Magica almost scored an upset on Guerrera. That
shit
didn't go over well with the former JCW champ.
Eventually VAMPIRO was tagged back in to even the
score and help his team win the match! In other
VAMPIRO news, the MLW has just cancelled thier
10/24
show in Jacksonville FL. This is shitty news for
ninjas who were planning on attending because
VAMP &
current JCW champion- "NOSAWA" were gonna be
reppin
the hatchetman to the fullest. I heard from
VAMPIRO on
sunday and he informed me that he and NOSAWA were
both
gonna be sporting JECKEL BROS jerseys in the
match(which was gonna be taped for future DVD
release). The MLW did make a statement that the
10/24
show will be re-scheduled very soon. For more
info on
the re-schedule hit up
www.mlw.com.
WICKED WONKA
CONCERT
REVIEW FROM WASHINGTON D.C....
That was one of the best ICP shows I've been
too!
All the classics, newer tracks, and even a few
remixed
songs for the "live" show(like "fuck the world").
The
stage props were the best I've ever seen them
use...
although GOTJ 2002 Dark Lotus set comes in a
close
second. I'm talking about Zombies, wicked
clowns,
giant toys, Boogie Woo monster, scarecrow, and
the lil
wonka dudes. I don't think I've ever witnessed
ICP
perform soo many songs either. No albums went
un-used. The crowd on hand was fuckin dope as
shit
too! I even ran into former ECW hardcore
wrestling
icon- Axl Rotten in the crowd(yeah the same dude
using
the Barb Wire bat on the back of ICP's Strangle
Mania
vhs). It was kewl to see VIOLENT J doing some
old
school stage diving again! And talk about
fucking
"raining diamonds"! Their was soo much glitter
dust
everywhere that we all looked metalic robots when
the
show was over. Mad props to all involved for an
incredible show! Okay, now for the openers. I
wasn't
able to catch TECH N9NE's set because of the
Complex
job it took for a Wendy's employee to make me and
my
lady a fuckin Chicken Sandwhich...at least I hope
that
shit was a chicken. When we got in we caught all
of
KMK's set(I've never been into them at all).
Nuff
said. Then BONE THUGS came out and laced the mic
with
that Unique style of BONE rap. They did a ton of
songs, mostly older shit from around 94. I think
I
even liked this BONE set better than the set they
used
on tour with Twiztid. Although that decision
could be
swayed a lil bit by the fact that me and alexxus
were
uh...pre-occupied for most of their set.
Anyways, an
amazing concert! The one lil gripe I had was
with the
show was with an X aka hater. I'm saying girl,
let it
go. I'm not the one, and this is all the thought
I'm
gonna waste on you. Alright, I wanna say what up
to
all the down ass ninjas I ran into- Snoop, Matt,
Donnie, Skizzy, Axl Rotten, my homie and his
uncle who
hit up every East Coast show, net ninjas from a
ton of
sites, some barbarian dude- and the lil killa who
was
about to fight him, all the juggalos & lettes who
were
pressed into me like new tattoos once the mosh
pits
started, and the hottest ninjette I know...my
girl
Alexxus. See ya'll at the TWIZTID show in
december!
ANOTHER HALLOWEEN
ATTRACTION TO VISIT. "BEDLAM IN THE BORO"
2003..
I hope you killaz are enjoying these halloween
attractions I've been posting about on here. I
know I
have! I'm starting to get sad that this shit is
almost over now ya know. However, I did say
Almost.
The Lineboro Volunteer Fire Department Presents
"BEDLAM IN THE BORO" 2003! On the Hayride, the
Tractors and Wagons will travel historic winding
back
lanes where all kinds of surprises may be lurking
around. Also, new this year is the House of
Horrors!
It's a 2,400 square foot 3-D terror House. And
then
once your done with the horror stuff you can
check out
the game booths or food tents set up all over.
Bedlam
in the Boro is located at the Lineboro Fire Dept
in
Lineboro MD. The combo tix are only $10 and the
festivities run thursday-saturday, from
7-10:30pm.
For more tix or directions info check out
www.lineborovfd.com.
2 NEW CONCERT DATES
FEATURING MIKE E. CLARK...
The Legendary Producer of ICP's first 5 Jokers
cards-
"MIKE E. CLARK" will be a special guest MC for 2
upcoming concerts headlined by his band "Dead By
28".
The first date that MIKE E. CLARK will be
appearing at
will be on 11/14 for the "6 Feet Under Show" at
the
shelter in Detroit MI. That night you'll see
DX28,
along with Bedlam, Bag of Hammers, and Abstract
Intellekt. The show starts at 5pm and the first
100
people get a free cd feat DX28(produced by MEC).
Then
on 11/15 MIKE E. CLARK will be the guest MC again
for
the "Jamestown Massacre Show". The lineup is the
same
minus Abstrakt Intellekt. This show is only $9.
The
show starts at 6pm and the first 100 people get
an
exclusive B4 Records cd straight outta the
Funhouse
Studio! This will be a great opportunity to meet
a
Detroit Producer Legend. For more info on the
shows
hit up
www.b4records.com.
MARZ CONCERT AND
UPCOMING COLLAB TRACK...
Alright this news is for all you Marz tribe
gorillaz
out there. MARZ will be headlining a concert at
the
Black Pen in Westminster CO on Nov 15th! Now if
you've ever seen MARZ "live" than you know how
fuckin
Lethal this man is on the MIC. And now with
songs
from his new "Gorilla Pimpin" album as well as
his
"live" cover songs and unreleased
material...shits
gonna be soo Dope!!! It's only $10 to get in.
So if
you're in the Denver area and are into MARZ make
sure
you hit up the "Black Pen" venue on Nov 15th to
witness this former Lotus member turn the place
out!
Also appearing on stage that night is an old
friend of
mine Dmentd. Speaking of Dmentd, MARZ will be
doing
an exclusive track on Dmentd's upcoming album.
Hey,
while on the subject of MARZ I have something to
say
to some ninjas. Well, it's no secret that M500
have
been big MARZ supporters since day 1. Well, it's
also
no secret that not all of Psychopathic like him.
Occasionally I'll get an email from someone about
"how
could you still like MARZ, don't you catch heat
from
that?". WTF! I'm a grown ass man and will
listen to
whoever the fuck I think has talent. I mean just
cause one person at psy may not like him, doesn't
mean
I have to clone my opinions too. Well, thats all
for
now ninjas. "Cali or bust"! I'll be back soon
though. Peace and MCL!!!
October 22th, 2003 Trashadena, CA EMAIL
....Task one completed (I found Xanax). Task two is coming up (updating pages). Just for
the record, I will not speculate on the words of xanax and the herpies clinic. However,
what I will specualate on is Mr. Clown E Love's fasination with
Mc Donald Princess Dolls.
Before I go on, I wanna give props up to my boy Keith, who recently graduated with a degree
in finger-painting (actually, its for something really cool. I just forgot the name of it).
Congrats on Ninjas moving on up in the world! Today, just like other days proved to me that
I should worry about the youth of this Generation. Theres nothing I love better than seeing
fourth graders pound each other. Should I worry though? or just let them grow to become
productive members of society?
Twiztid Twizting Up Southern Cali Once Again!
If those of you have haven't been to Twiztid.com recently, noticed that the Southern Cali
Green Book Tour dates havent been posted. They, along with ticketmaster, have now announced the
Dates for Cali. They are as follows:
Sunday, Nov. 9th- Galaxy, Santa Ana
Tuesday, Nov. 11th- Whisky, West Hollywood
Wednesday, Nov. 12th- Canes, San Diego
Yup, Yup. So there you have it. Twizler Back in Cali. I hope to see alla ya'll there.
I think thats about all i got for right now. Until Next Time. Im out like Mr E Love in Compton.. MCL Juggalos!
PoundMyPooper, MT. Oct. 21st, 2003
Email
Me
Holy shit, what the fuck is up juggalo family?
Xanax back
on this bitch after months and months.
Speculation with m500
had it that i was in jail for this girl i got
with, but i swear
on my life the girl said she was 17, and i'm only
18
(if you subtract 6 years off my life). And shit
anyway
I've done so much drugs and smoked so many damn
cigarettes
that i've easily knocked off 6 years of my life,
so I'm pleading
not guilty to that one. Truth be had though I've
been dealing
with a serious drug problem, and am currently in
the middle
of my 3rd rehab this year. Instead of pound my
pooper, Montana
i'm in Rapid Shitty, South Dakota staying at my
moms house. Now
if you think that pound my pooper montana was
bad, this place
is even worse... I went to a hip hop show the
other night,
and it was in a fucking rodeo arena, the floor
was all dirt
and there was piles of horse shit all over, talk
about whack. Anyway
back to the rehab thing; I got caught up really
bad with
shooting up morphine (dillaudid, and oxycontin)
not to mention
heroin. All I gotta say is that if you ever
think about
getting into that shit email me, and i'll tell
you what its
like to go through some serious withdrawals,
Uncle Howie style.
I was in the emergency room last thursday, thats
how sick i was.
Luckily
Kae Lo was at the same hospital for a
herpes check, and
he finally found me after being m.i.a. I have
been clean
for a weak now with the exception of all the
drugs they got me on.
They got me on some good ol xanax, some zoloft,
and some zaprox or some
shit that is for anti-psychotic shit. If there
are any juggalos
out there having problems like that shit email my
ass, cause I can
relate like a muthafacko. Anyway this is just my
welcome home
update here at m500 after months of not updating,
so Instead
of getting into a bunch of news i figured i would
just let
yall know why i've been gone. I gotta say thanks
to all my
homies at m500 who worry about me, and are very
supportive
about me getting clean, and even more thanks for
not booting
my junkie ass off the site! Props to Kae Lo for
joining the
m500 family, he's always been a m500 family
member anyway, just
not updating and actually doing something for the
site, unlike
my lazy junkie ass. Before I go I gotta remind
yall about the
new
necro album jugalinko just updated about...He
ain't lying
Necro's new album is off the fucking hook, I
fully recomend
that all horror core fans pick it up. I really
like the songs:
DopeSick, and Reign in Blood, PICK THAT SHIT UP
AND SUPPORT
UNDERGROUND HORRORCORE!! Well thats about it for
this update,
I'm gonna be doing news updates and shit as much
as possible from here
out so yall be seeing me. MCL -XanAx-The KING of
Detox.
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GlenBurnie MD 10/16/03
VAMPIRO's RECENT
IWA
AND NWA/TNA RESULTS...
M500 crew member and International Wrestling
superstar- "VAMPIRO" has been in the U.S.
wrestling
spotlight as of late. This past thursday on the
NWA/TNA PPV VAMPIRO and fellow "New Church"
member
Slash had a tag team match against Julio Dinero &
C.M.
Punk. The match was pretty one sided until the
final
moments when it seemed as if it could go either
way.
The finish came when VAMPIRO spit green mist in
Julio's face, temporarily blinding him and
allowing
VAMPIRO to put him in his "Nail in the Coffin"
finisher! Raven ran to the ring to try to get to
VAMPIRO's manager Jim Mitchell. However the "New
Church" was able to escape before Raven could get
his
hands on him. Also, earlier on the PPV Raven
attacked
Jim Mitchell and tried to hang him with a steel
chain.
Of course VAMPIRO and Slash made the save.
Okay, now to some other VAMPIRO news. Our former
JCW/and WCW tag champ just had a big match for
the
IWA's(Savio's league from Puerto Rico)U.S. Tour.
The
match was against Ricky Banderas and was for the
Hardcore title. The bout featured those 24/7
rules
where a pinfall can occur at any time. These 2
are no
strangers to each other in the ring either. The
match
was hecktic as hell and went all over the arena.
Outta nowhere Banderas was able to nail VAMPIRO
with
his famous Mesias Splash for the pinfall.
However,
the wrestler Apolo came out to ringside and made
a
challenge to Banderas. VAMPIRO seized the
opportunity
and beat the hell outta his distracted opponent
on the
outside of the ring. VAMP tossed Ricky back in
the
ring, used a vicious Chokeslam on him, and scored
the
win! *new IWA Hardcore Champ* Savio Vega's IWA
will
be returning to FL area on Dec. 6th.
WANNA MEET ICP'S
CURRENT PRODUCER- "MIKE P."...
The Producer of ICP's 6th Jokers card, ZUG
IZLAND's
album, and numerous other Psychopathic Records
projects- "MIKE P." will be making a special
appearence at the Meca Music Conference &
Festival
2004! This event will be held in Chicago IL and
take
place on May 12-15th. This Conference will be a
great
place to hear a ton of up and coming artists as
they
show off thier best stuff in front of Major
Record
Label cats. Plus if you're in the Chicago area
and
have never been fortunate to meet MIKE P., well
here's
your chance homie. For more info on the Meca
Event
hit up www.mecaconference.com.
ANOTHER HALLOWEEN
ATTRACTION TO VISIT FEATURING HORROR LEGEND-
"KANE
HODDER" aka JASON VOORHEES...
On Oct. 17-19th KANE HODDER will be making a
special
appearence at Mass. biggest Halloween attraction.
The
place is called "Spooky World" and is located in
Foxboro Mass. Now incase KANE HODDER's name
sounds
familiar to you...it should! He's the man who
played
JASON in the Friday the 13th films 7-10. Not to
mention a known Juggalo! Thats right KANE was
just on
the set of ESHAM's new "Woo Woo Woo" video to
chill
with his old friends Rudeboy and Double A.
Speaking
of Psy videos...did you know that KANE was the
stunt
car driver for ICP's "Another Love Song" video!
So
yeah, if you're into to incredible Horror theme
attractions and a fan of the Friday the 13th
films,
than you won't wanna miss this years "Spooky
World"!
For tix or directions info hit up
www.spookyworld.com.
CURRENT JCW
CHAMPION-
"NOSAWA" RESULTS FROM AROUND THE
WORLD...
Hardcore Juggalo wrestler- "NOSAWA" was just
involved
in a few 6 Man tag matches in Mexico. On 10/10
NOSAWA/Super Crazy/Mazada took on the team of
Ricky
Reyes/Rocky Romero/Alan Stone at the Arena
Mexico. As
expected in a Lucha Style match...bodies were
flying
around all over the place in this one. The Main
difference in the wrestling over there is the
speed of
the matches(much faster), the amount of chain
wrestling, and the amount of high risk moves.
The
match was incredible and all men put in mad work
that
night! In the end it was NOSAWA's team claiming
the
big win. On 10/14, Current JCW champion NOSAWA
was
involved in another 6 Man Tag in Mexico. This
time
the event was held at the Arena Coliseo. The
match
was NOSAWA/Nitro/Mazada vs. the Havana
Pitbulls(same
opponents from 10/10). The match was high flying
and
incredible again...except NOSAWA's team wasn't as
lucky this time around. Nitro was caught off
gaurd
and rolled up for the pin at around the 20 min
mark.
For some good pics of NOSAWA's new DARK LOTUS
tattoo
on his chest hit up www.nwatna.com.
A JUGGALO GHOST
WATCHING CREW IN INDIANA INVITES YOU KILLAZ TO
THE
ANNUAL GHOST HUNT ON OCT. 24-26th...
A ninja by the name of Lestat invites all you
Ghostbuster-style Juggalos to the annual ghost
hunt on
Oct. 24-26th. The crew is called the "Ghost
Watchers"
and will be meeting up at the haunted library in
Evansville Indiana for a weekend Lock-in. During
the
lock-in their will be all hour ghost hunts as
well as
a ghost cam to catch anything they might stir up.
This attraction is free and participants will
stay the
entire weekend in the legit(?) haunted library.
Sounds dope huh. For more info and directions to
the
library hit up www.libraryghost.com.
GOING BACK TO
CALI...
Thats right, I'm heading over to the West Coast
next
week ninjas. It's been too long since I last
visited
and I've got that itch ya know. I'll be in and
around
San Diego all week and am looking forward to
catching
up with a ton of old friends(I got a big headlock
waiting for some of your bitch asses too,lol).
So if
any of you West Side killaz know of any phat
Halloween
attractions for me to check out over there, just
lemme
know and I'll meet you there. Woo Wooo!!!
EVER HEAR OF THIS
ICP
COVER-SONG ON THE "WRESTLING FEDERATION WARS"
ALBUM?...
Whoa, I don't know how I missed this shit a few
years
back...but it's soo fucking Terrible! I was at a
local record store and noticed this Wrestling
album
called "Wrestling Federation Wars/the obscure".
Some
bozacks did a horrible remake of ICP's "Oddities"
song, from when they were in the WWF. The
cover-song
is soo bad it'll make you vomit in pure
disgust(okay
so that was just probobally from the softshell
crab I
had). To hear a lil sample of the track go to
www.towerrecords.com. Then just do a search of
"Wrestling Federation Wars/The Obscure". Well,
before
I bounce this time I wanna send a lil shoutout to
a
few unsung hereos I know. Have you ever known
someone
who has had more than their share of F'd up
situations
happen to them...but they overcome it all with a
smile. Thats my friend ASH for ya. The shit you
put
up with and your strive to better the situations
your
confronted with is simply amazing! And to my
friend
Alexxus, your just incredible on a whole new
level!
Well, thats all for now ninjas. Until next time
peace
and MCL!!!
October 16th 2003
What up yall! Jug here dropin in to lay down some science n technology.
Necro
Aight check it, If you all havent gotten it yet Necro's new cd Brutality Part 1 is out and its devistating.
My favorite Tracks are
12. Morbid Shit - Necro
13.Every Second Someone Dies - Necro
14. Fire - Necro
15. Talking Shit - Necro
16. Watch Ya Toes - Necro
All of the songs on this cd are the bomb, but i must give extra shouts out to those songs, there just the best 5 songs on the cd and stand out to me as mega necro hits. If you dont know bout necro, he is a NY Based rapper who flows the Brooklyn New York attitude in his raps. Very simular to the wicked shit esham spits but more focused on hard core. His style is Dubbed "Porn Rap". Born raised and still living in Broooklyn Necro himself is the owner of Psycho+Logical records and does all his advertising, pressing, producing, website, customer service, all himself. He wants to stay away from the mainstream bull shit that comes with being tied to a major label.
In our store here at milenko500 you can pick up all of his cds and some t shirts. More importantly pick up a copy of his new one Brutality Part 1 cause i recomend it, even if you downloaded the music make sure to support the artist and buy his cd. If your a porn fan and love hard core adult films i think you should know that necro just came out with a ruthless DVD staring mega porn stars and UNCLE HOWIE, uncle howie is Necro's uncle (obviously) who enjoys crack, and being a bum and helps host the dvd, its called sexy sluts, now is that the shit or what, rapper, porn producer, record producer, etc.
NEW DVD's
Yup yup, we got some new flavor added to the m500 shop. 1st off is a new one from the makers of the Mischief series. This dvd is there Chix dvd.
Babes, Bikini Contests, Photo Shoots, Booty Shaking, Wet T-shirts, Models, Etc
Get ready for one wild ride as we take you for a sneak peek at the girls of mischief. From teh street racing and wild car shows all around the us to secluded photo shoots, we give you an all acess pass to witness what only few in the industry have seen.
Girls of mischief is a whopping 60+ min of fast cars, general moto-mayhem and an indepth look at the girls of the street racing scene. Juggalos i 
recomend you pick this one up weather you like street racing or not. God knows Donn Dymond and Kae Use this dvd 2 assist them in some of there "DAILY TASKS". Infact SKS JUGGALO (sks=serial killa scott) said "Iv never made so much love to myself in my life till i got this from m500". SO there you have it, should be a must have on your list.
Ok the next New dvd we have added to the store is Whiskey the 2 DVD box Set. This is the dvd that started it all, Well before CKY and well before Jackass, there was Whiskey. Footage so intense we cant even begin to descibe the comical horror. Watch as boozy the clown entertains, see drunken idiots try and break beer bottles over there head unsuccesfully, and see much much more hanus stuff than that. This is a 2 dvd set of Whiskey the movie PART 1 and Whiskey the movie Part 2 on seperate dvd discs all in one box 
set. There is no question you will love these dvds. There are some sick ass vomit scenes i know all you will love
Ok so thats it, look for some new stuff coming soon, we got a few things in the works that will be the shit! I want to welcome also new member of the milenko500 staff (yes he was official jumped in) Kae Lo. Kae has been a long time friend of m500, hes been there for some of the huge brawls Me, Clown E , and Donn DYmond have goten in, and god knows we have to kick peoples asses alot so its good to have Kae there in the past to assist the marks with Excesive Bleeding, and cpr. Check it here is a pic of him (kae) with me n clown e bout 2 years ago CLICK HERE. Kae is the one in the red hat.
Let me tell you something bout him, Kae ive known for some time now and chillin at our parties and being the younger of the croud, me being 26, eddie 24, mike 25, xanax 23, Hodge 24, KAE ONLY being 19 we always gave him a hard time, Hitting on his girlfriends, making him over drink, etc. I even remember this one time at an ICP after party at our hotel Kae was trying to leave the party out the hotel door and DOnn Dymond slaped him n the face every time he tried to go past. God knows mr. dymond acts like a fukin dick when he is drunk but it was way cool that unlike other lil bitches he didnt start crying, or tear up all hard, he just took it and bout the 6th try and 6th slap in the face, Finaly made it past the door to leave, i saw the whole thing, ya i felt bad i didnt help him but hey, he's all the better man for it, and Officaly Jumped in a few years back. Now he is older and in college, and ready to be apart of our crew. Yes we are getting old and its time to flavor up the site with some Fresh YOung Juggalo Blood, so we bring you Kae Lo.
Ok well thats bout all i have to fukin say, I wana give some shouts out to BYP the backyard pimps, woo wooooo to hondo and the crew! Big ups to Scottie D for holding down the Big Time News at FLH, Props to Maniak Killa from RJ, i herd a few tracks of him, and one of him with marz that were just impressive. Wooo Woooo to Necro and the Necro Camp for puttin out some illness out of Brooklyn! Shouts out to my Psychopathic Records Friends Matt Davis, Rude Boy, Steve F., Barry, and Ry ry. Keep it real yall, dont let things get as re god damn diculouse as Clown E Loves Senior Prom Dinner.
October 14th, 2003 Los Angeles, CA EMAIL
Whut up juggalos!?! Senor Love here
on a tired as fuck monday nite evening. See this weekend i was
inspired by the NBA season starting again. So i decided to go
ball it up on saturday at the local park. Now having not touched
a basketball in what seems like years (yes Sean...YEARS!!) i thought
i was gonna jes make an ass out of myself like usual. Little did
i know my game would still be intact. I was ballin like a muhfucker.
Till i got stoned
Now the game was not as easy. But it was cool by then cuz it was jes me
shooting around. Till the weirdest thing i think ever happend. I was
shooting around jes for the hell of it. When this little crippled retarded
kid with blonde hair and wearing a soccer uniform crip walked up to me while
i was shooting. He musta been like 4 or 5 years old. He watched
me for a second...at first i thought i was jes trippin. Till he finally spoke.
This little kid said "Nyyyaaaiiicccce Shawwwwwww-ut!!" At first i panicked
cuz i didnt wanna been seen with him. Being a minority in the park alone
with a little white crippled retarded kid was enough to arrest me on suspition
of kidnapping. Let alone the fact that i was madd high. So i jes said "Thanks"
and kept shooting. He watched for maybe another minute or so and then d
Mania 2 cover, and GOTJ Wrestling School Teacher!
This is one Hardcore Juggalo right here. Anyways,
PONDO has been laying low on the wrestling scene as of
late. However, PONDO broke his silence this past
Thanksgiving for the IWA Midsouth's "WrestleFest 2003"
from Salem IN. The match was MAD MAN PONDO vs. JCW's
own Corporal Robinson. Now incase you've never seen
these 2 battle it out in the ring before...whoa, these
guys are extreme! It was a fucking bloodbath. The
end came when Robinson nailed PONDO with his infamous
"Boot Camp" finisher off of the 2nd rope and onto some
chairs. Now fortunately for all you JCW fans and
Hardcore fans in general the show was recorded for
future release at IWA Midsouth shows.
due to some circumstances beyond his control th album
is now due out on 12/09/03. It's gonna be a national
release and will be for sale at such stores as Best
Buy, Sam Goody, Circuit City, FYE, etc. You O.G.
suicidalists won't wanna sleep on this album.
obligations to fullfill for his fed instead of 3PW.
But wait, how about some holiday violence this season?
Thats right our Psychopathic killa SABU will be
heading back to the Viking Hall in Philly on 12/27.
His opponent that evening will be former WWE
lightweight champion Jerry Lynn. Jerry Lynn is
talented as hell! This match is gonna be incredible.
I'll be there. Also on the show is adult star Jasmin
St. Claire(yeah, the same chick from ESHAM's new
video), Gorgeous George, Superfly Jimmy Snuka, Balls
Mahoney, Raven, Sandman, and many more. For more info
on tix or directions hit up www.3pwrestling.com.
What up ninjas! New stuff added to the store in the last few weeks. Were about to put up the Jump Off a Building DVD. This is
bam margeras 1st dvd and is rare, but now its been pressed onto DVD and will be in the m500 store by Wed. Also we have added some Hoodies
to the Hoodie section as well as Shirts to the shirts section. A dvd called SNOOP DOG GONE WILD and GIRLS GONE WILD SPRING BREAK ever herd of them! Geeya now milenko500 can bring the porn right to your door. N best part! No cocks! Only titties and girl on girl action. Also dont forget to check out Terrorist Killers and Middle Eastern Whacko's, that dvd is so hardcore i cant even tell you whats on it, but you can guess. Dont get that dvd if your a lil bitch, or you cant handle things like Tortchure, and Murder. The more evil side of the world. Speaking of Bum Fights 2, if you havent seen it your missing out, its just devistating. Also added is the CKY the Band dvd. This is the band CKY on tour, live, doing skits, n jackass stuff its awsome, i know alot of juggalos out there are CKY fans, there the shit! Check out the milenko500 store today by clicking here.
Ballers Gathering. Well for starters as a note to my fellow updaters, namely Donn Dymond, Jugalinko, SKS, Hodge, Xanax, and Kae-Lo, you'vecompletely picked the wrong person to update about the event seeing as the night as i remember it was one giant BLUR of alcohol.
Now let me recap to the best of my ability what went down. First off you'll notice theres no pics from when we went inside the Body Shop. Turns out its against the club's policy to let a bunch of drunk ballers like us taked numerous pics of girls with broken spirits shuffling across the stage. STALE. Its all good though. The pics from our top floor motel room from the Motel 6 will show you a bit of what went down.
The night started off with myself, Senor Dymond and the new fish Kae-Lo unloading the ridiculous amounts of alcohol into the room. No sooner did we pop
open the first bottle of Cristal ($100 a bottle wine) the juggalos started showing up. Traffic outside our hotel was hectic to say the least. People kept asking who was staying in the hotel like there some fuckin Kid Rock rock star staying there. But no....it was just our humble baller party WOO WOO! 
God knows where i went after the hotel but all i remember is Kae Lo and his Cousin D (aka Sean Paul) were chauffeuring me to the Strip Club and the whole way i could've sworn he was driving backwards. The club itself was devastating. I'd been there before but KaeLo hadnt so as soon as the security patted him down he pretty much nutted right then and there. All in all the night was a success and we look forward to having it again next year or next weekend whichever comes first. Props to the Bday ninja...Ed Schuster! To all the ninjaz that showed up way early....well i apologize for our laggin at the hotel. Whuttup to Nikki and Chelsea lol......in our defense once Donn Dymond aka Mike starts drinking heavily its hard to get him to do anything...let alone move to a different location. Im sure the Donn will be up on here soon to do his own recap. For now im off to look on Ebay for a new liver. Mines just about
done....Ugh........(this is why i'd rather schmoke) MMFCL to all the juggalos that showed up....yall are the shit.....till next time ..PEACE!
expect me to give praise to ESHAM. After all, I've
been giving him nonstop props for SO many years
now(way before he was even running with the hatchet).
But this time ESHAM has even blown away my
expectations of him! This album completely showcases
just how versatile he can be. What other hip hop
artist has tracks that are either aggressive, laid
back, deep, funky, and ruthless...that are all on the
same album! Thats ESHAM for ya. The most creative
musician to ever hail from Detroit. This albums
completely out ya atmosphere! The only thing that can
make this album hotter is to see the Godfather of Acid
rap performing the tracks "live" when the tour pops
off.
FROM PUERTO RICO...
gets recognized by WWE or something. I'm surprised
they haven't used him in a Tajiri angle ya know.
Anyways, the match was really fast paced and outta
control the whole time. However the end result didn't
fair well for NOSAWA's team. The finish saw STONE
squeaking out a upset victory over Zumbido (after some
crafty cheating went down).
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA"S!! anybody seen the new matrix? if you havnt
then the scene where the machines break into zion and fight the APC's is
worth
the price of admission, trinity dies, finally. but the real movie i
wanted to talk about was TUPAC RESSURECTION, this make 5 movies and 7 albums
since his death 10 YEARS AGO!!!
well i did some reaserch and it turns out that the sound track includes a
9 year old tupac signing happy birthday to his sister, an 11 year old tupac
resiteing the pleadge of allegence
( produced by timberland) tupac age 7 signing the alphebet song(thug life
remix by the neptunes). The movie includes home footage of tupac age 8
rideing a pony at a swap meet, a drunken tupac passed out on the toilet,
and 10 minutes of juss his expired drivers lisence up on screen with no
sound. 
Tempe, AZ, FALL GUY will be playing with Bionic Jive and Crack Money! Here's the info:
Ooooh weee damn! whats poppin juggalos!?! Bootleg Greg up in
this bitch updating on M500. Damn so you know my careers gotta
be in the toilet if im updating on this site. I mean who the
hell is Kae-Lo? Sounds like a breakfast cereal if you ask me. Speaking
of which.. i wish Raj would hurry up and die cuz I cant afford
Tupac's nightly rate charges all by myself. God damn u people still
buying his albums. Your making him richer than George Papadopolis
and Philip Drummond put together.
thank you to all my fans,, whether you were a juggalo or not. People would
always come up to me and wish me well. It was not too long ago i ran into
international rap superstar and owner of the Milenko500,
Jugalinko while
we were both staying at the Bellagio performing on the same night.
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA's, its been along while, and i wish i had a good excuse, but to be honest the truth is i rediscoved weed
after quiting for awhile. Now i realized why i quit in the first place 1. i hate hippies, the unshower'd , people with dreadloc's, highskool drop outs, and
people who borrow lighters and dont return them. 2. all i;ve done for the last couple weeks is eat peanut butter and watch duck tales reruns.
so i'm officially quiting again (unles your packing).
amount of teenage ass to be seen.
there are some things i dont like about KMK, like there music, but i have to give them credit for there fans, they are the hottest whorey underage girls with low self esteem seen in years.
it reminded me of when i use to pics up chics at the teenage runaway shelter, but that was before the restaining order.
i was pouring out mad liquer for my dead homies who are surprizingly and sadly all still alive. then ICP came on if youve seen the tour then you know the stage set is the best i've seen in years, and the show had an extra energy that reminded me of the first tyme i saw the clowns live the show was awesome. it made me mad that there was only one california date, i wanted to see it again.
What up yall! Jug here dropin in to lay down some science n technology.
Necro
12. Morbid Shit - Necro
Babes, Bikini Contests, Photo Shoots, Booty Shaking, Wet T-shirts, Models, Etc
Get ready for one wild ride as we take you for a sneak peek at the girls of mischief. From teh street racing and wild car shows all around the us to secluded photo shoots, we give you an all acess pass to witness what only few in the industry have seen.
Girls of mischief is a whopping 60+ min of fast cars, general moto-mayhem and an indepth look at the girls of the street racing scene. Juggalos i 
recomend you pick this one up weather you like street racing or not. God knows Donn Dymond and Kae Use this dvd 2 assist them in some of there "DAILY TASKS". Infact SKS JUGGALO (sks=serial killa scott) said "Iv never made so much love to myself in my life till i got this from m500". SO there you have it, should be a must have on your list.
set. There is no question you will love these dvds. There are some sick ass vomit scenes i know all you will love
Whut up juggalos!?! Senor Love here
on a tired as fuck monday nite evening. See this weekend i was
inspired by the NBA season starting again. So i decided to go
ball it up on saturday at the local park. Now having not touched
a basketball in what seems like years (yes Sean...YEARS!!) i thought
i was gonna jes make an ass out of myself like usual. Little did
i know my game would still be intact. I was ballin like a muhfucker.