June 11th 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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New Movie Review Added for Matrix! Click pic above!
Just Added Review for Finding Nemo...WTF!?!?
If you've got a movie you wanna see up on our movies section. Just type one
up telling a little bit about tha movie and who was in it and shit. Then go ahead
and go outside and roll around on grass for a couple house. Doesnt have to be ur grass.
Could be the neighbors. Then go to ur local Dennys and offer to alphbatize everyones
jellys from table to table. THEN after thats done send ur review to
demonseedspewer@yahoo.com muhthafackos! PUPPIES AND BBQ SAUCE FOREVER! MMFCL YALL!
Oceano Ca WEST COAST PLAYER FOR LIFE
Donn Dymonds Gathering Itinerary
Top 10 things Profesor Dymond will be doing.
#10 Extremely heavy drinking
#9 Water Skiing
#8 Age's 17 - 18 Juggalette Night Time Hiking Host
#7 Who's NOT going chicken huntin Contest (loser gets punched in the face)
#6 M500 Juggalo BBQ w/ Smoked Sausage, breakfast sausage, italian sausage, polish sausage, lil smokeys, hot dogs, Viena sausages, Brautworst, calbasa, chorizo, and Jimmy Dean Himself tied up n marinated.
#5 Donn Dymond Self Made Millionaire Seminar - "Puppies & BBQ Sauce"
#4 Assault
#3 Fishing.....for compliments
#2 Uniting and bonding for the 1st time with his new kid(s) from last years gathering
#1 Faygo Shower Armaggedon!
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WHAT UP yall im back! I been gone for a bit now im back ITS THE JUMP OFF!
The Purple Show DVD is INSTOCK and Ready to ship so we have added it to the Milenko500
store in the DVD's section. This dvd will have the never
seen new Episode 4. Blaze ya Dead Homie and his cousin Matt Nipps, Twiztid, ICP,
ABK, ESHAM etc etc you gota see. Your also gona see some footage from the Bone Thug’s And Twiztid tour.
With Skits, Pranks, and Serial Killa Comedy you know you gota own this.
Also Bam Margera and the Cky Crews new movie "HAGGARD" is now on PRE SALE in the milenko500 store. Were
one of the rare Exclusive Dealers of this Hard to find DVD and it will be shiping out on the 15th. Any orders
along with this dvd WILL NOT SHIP till the release date of the 15th.
Yes the update below was a Massive Crock of shit, Clown E had time at work between Yelling at the TEMP's (temporary employess at his big time
hollywood movie agency job in LA) and
making paper airplanes to come up with that whacky shit. Thanx for all the props n emails n shit but for real yall that was a joke. But donn dymonds cd called "BBQ Sauce, Thugin, Smoked Sausage, N Bitches" is definitly half way done.
Necro !!!! Thats right More Necro! If you havent seen his dvd i definitly recomend picking it up in the m500 store now. You will become an instant fan if your not already. But the main deal here n hype going down at the necro camp is there new cd. Its ill Bill and Necro in there new cd
street villains hosted by Kid Joe and Necros Herion addicted Cracked out Uncle- "HOWIE". CLICK HERE TO BUY THE CD Howie is the shit! I cant wait to hear this cd, the I Need Drugs Video Necro did with Howie was devistating. I cant say enough bout how fresh necro and his cd's are, just know we CONSTANTLY bump necro at the Milenko500 store and cant get enough of it. I have talked to Necro (m500 homie) on the phone many times and practicly every time asking "WHENS THE NEW FULL CD COMING OUT" n damn he was right its ON NOW! Were extra excited about this cd because Its a new FULL necro cd to add to his I NEED DRUGS, GORY DAYS full cds, THIS IS GONA BE THE BOMB!!.
Clown E Love Joins the Mc Donalds Team?
Thats right yall!! Clown E Love can now be spotted on wilshier and jefferson blvd in Downtown LA Ca between 
the hours of 11 am and 2 pm working the Grimice Suite. He wont be doing any over time hours there but god knows his deoderant and patience will be.
Juggalos show your love for Clown E as he needs to get $ together to pay for his Gath Plane Tix. So he had to take this extra side job. As you can see Clown E and his dog he named "K-9 Flesh Light" are on the scene in the picture representing Gay purple Hamberger Mascots around the globe. I would like to squash the rumors, and heavy speculation that Clown e was hookin up with both BIRDIE and The Hambergler in a hardcore plush 3 way. The only truth to that is that the Hambergler did go down on mayor mc cheese's wife at the Mc D's Mini gathering last year but thats no where near the group sex rumor.
UPDATE FLASH, Clown E Love GOT FIRED, n it seems you got a lil too discruntled too quick, and took it too seriously that they wouldnt let you be Ronald for what you say were "raciest reasons". So it must have been you that did THIS....
June 1st 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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Well well we're just update crazy over here at M500. Hey its all gravy!
We actually look like a real site now! Awww hell yea! lol. Whut up juggalos!?
Its a tired sleepy sunday morning. I thought i'd pop on and spread my seed
of knowledge up on here. First off im gonna have to agree with Scott aks SKS
about Kane Hodder. He IS the shit. Speaking of "the shit"....
Well we might of lost Blaze in the rap game
(click here to find out?) But we've gained
another devastating artist. Yes our very own Jugalinko, webmaster and owner of the
Milenko500 store has decided to throw his lyrical skillz into the rap game. See yall didnt
know Jug could flow...actually neither did we. He pretty much doesnt talk unless he's complaining
about something. But anyway his name rap persona is "ILL SEAN" and alongside his hype
man "DJ Drunk White Guy" they're both
tearing up the west coast playing such venues as, Killer Pizza from Mars, Big Lots,
and a couple Denny's openings. THeres no telling whats instore for this dynamic duo but
rest assured Sean's career will not go to his head. For now he's hard at work working
on his upcoming album entitled "One less G in my pocket"
and also trying to convince Violent J to let him into tha Rydas...as rapper "Broken Beer Bottle".
For now though juggalos enjoy Jugalinko's single "Awwnaww" which is about one time
when he went to Big Lots one day and they refused his mastercard. Thug life beeeyoooch!!
Juggalos dont forget! Purple Show on DVD Jun. 3rd
Its june already WTF?!?! Well 
in jes a couple dayz the purple show comes home to all the
ninjaz that have seen it online and for all those internetless ninjaz that had to mob
over to tha homies crib to watch it. In stores will be all the flava that Jamie Madrox
and Monoxide have filmed on their various adventures on the road. Pure devastation ninjaz
that you DONT wanna miss out on. Plus this will be twiztids second home video so you know
you wanna get that shit. Greedy muhfuckers....lol....J/K....peace ninjaz its wake and bake
time.....but before i go i wanna give a shout out to a couple friends....like Monica, Phoebe,
Chandler, and that nutty Rachel.MMFCL to ALL my juggalo family!
Baby Whut!?!?
P.s. if you didnt get it by now after the song, its a joke.....
May 30th 2003 Oceano Ghetto.
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hey hey hey juggalo's, i i've juss read and RE-read blaze's letter of resignation to the juggalos. i dont wanna seem insensative but it leads me to ask one question. does this mean there's a job openning at psycopathic? hey how bout you hire me i can rap, i can dance, i can be dead if need be. Most juggalos dont know this but i've sold millions of copies of my break out cd AOTFD ( stands for "anal on the first date") it went triple uranuim in brazil and russia. under tha name D-DITTY i've open;d for TATU , jeru the damaja and i headlined the world tour with shaq and the fu-shnickens ( i wrote shaq-fu)
not lookin for an artist just yet? hey violent j, i can wash every car in your 5 car garage. shaggy, i can round up large breasted asian strippers for you in every town. rude boy, i can follow you to the ring holding a boom box blasting eye of the tiger. billy bill,want to bolster your tuff guy reputation? how about kicking my ass in front of hundreds of juggalos on the daily, thats right, i'm willing to endure both your physical and mental abuse with a smile. hey alex, jumpsteady you two look thirsty, need a drink
from the bar? I"LL GET IT.
ok enuff of that. i;ve got my gatheirng plan all set and i'm looking forward to what will be my 3rd gathering of the juggalos. i've seen what the juggalos can do to a city so i;ve got a lil bit of advice to first tyme juggalos keep things goin smoothly
DO take a shower at least once a day, to keep the funk level down.
DO NOT take a shit in the pubilc showers becuz you think it'll be funny, , crap in the lake and wipe your ass with poisen oak leaves like everyone else
remeber we'll be out doors in the hot ass mid west summer so
DO drink plenty of water and eat nutritios meals to keep your energy up
DO NOT try to live off moon mist and slim jims for 5 days, then show up at my hotel door trying to use my bathroom. move along ninja, my bathroom is for me to blow out and me only.
DO treat local businesses and the city with respect to leave a good impression, that way we might accually have a chance of have another gathering next year.
DO NOT start a chanting WHEN I SAY STOP, YOU SAY MOONS OVER MY HAMMY!! while at dennys, this juss scares the hell outta the locals.
if you see a vicously handsome tall full figured dark skinned man dress'd in velour smellin like bacardi and colonge and surrouned by gorgeous young juggalettes DO give him props on how dope his website is and shake is hand.
DO NOT try to spray him with faygo, he's got a bad temper he's probebly drunk and i know he has a gun.
ok i'm out ninja's MCL!!!
San Luis Obispo Ca
May 29th
Mad updates up in this bitch. Kane Hodder is the
shit...and so was Jason X NICE UPDATE HODGE. If you ain't seen that shit
then rent it or pay the $20 or so for the dvd. It's
entertaining - straight up.
Very soon the Mono video on Twiztid.com is gonna
go off. In the meantime read this fuggin' fresh letter from Madrox.
Blaze ya dead Homie is gona quite after the gathering of the juggalos this year ... READ ON..I dont understand it.
Seeing as the Gathering is all set and fully ready to
go off...I thought I'd unveil the
the superhero team that is the M500 Central Coast
bound for the Gathering. The Donn Dymond is the
Commander in Chief of the Over-stuffed briefs.
Once headed for the priest-hood and proper delivery of
the sacraments in his spare time he mentally devoured
the works of Nicolo Machiavelli, Sun-Tzu, St. Thomas
Aquinas, and G.K. Chesterton. Soon the Donn knew he
must abandon his earlier ambition and either run
wildly as a brown bear through the wilderness teaching
people of the Beginning Time or become a figure of
Global Importance.
Joining him in this Global quest are his wily and
belligerently Protestant side-kick, SKS,
known as the Magistrate of Penetrate who acts
as the campaign advisor for the Donn's ascent to not
Gubernatorial-hood,
or senator-hood, or congressional-hood, but to
outright Tsar-hood. Known not only to puke on a whim
(and let dogs eat it), rarely speak sound advice, and
injure himself when attempting anything remotely
physically…he can pen a mean haiku.
Standing behind them is the unpredictable and
dangerous EVILED...who is known nothing more than
Milord Nasty Pants to his
female conquests; who carries out acts more illegal
and more morally corrupt than 100 Whitewater scandals
on a whim. Oh and Clown E Love, HODGE, XANAX, MOOSE, DJ DOG BEATS, JACK HOMICIDE, RATT, n Jugalinko too, but in reality fuck those guys its all bout me SKSjuggalo you know what im saying. Check out that pic of me and jugalinko almost 4 years ago today when we were roomies. Were still to this day
like that, mad posters on the wall and all hyped bout it, ARE WE SOME FUCKIN JUGGALOS OR WHAT!
See yah at the Gathering.
oh and one more thing check out my homie's from Paso Robles's Group. I might be there
new mananager. Email me n tell me what you think.
May 29th 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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WHut up
juggalos!?!? Well as you've probably already heard, this years Gathering is
DEFINITELY still going on and tickets are still on sale. All the rumors
and heresay and anonymous letters from Xanax were all false and not true. Psychopathic
set things str8 over on their end and everythings ok jes like my therapist tells me.
So anyway i thought rather than spew the same news you've already read on dozens of
sites *coughRJcough* j/k RJ u know we gots luvs for ya (not like that lol), i'd
jes ramble on about some juggalo nonsense that went down recently at the Magic
Kingdom here in Cali. Myself that is and the nutty ninjas over at LCJ.com. So
heres my wrap UP of what went DOWN..booya!
So its a saturday and theres nothing to do.
Well nothing except an exciting
trip to the fucking crappiest place on earth!!! So on hearing that "we" had the
"hookup" to get "in". I was like BET! Im THERE! So i mobbed there with mah
homegurl CC and Miss lucy and we met up with the LCJ All American Allstars..there
was the likes of Ape Boy and Oger...and even faint sightings of Kae-Lo Ya Missing Juggalo.
(he's never around). So off we went to get inside the park. The Mexican had the scheme
on lockdown which to this day i still dont get but then again i was stoned. Anyway
the Mexican met his homie who somehow got us all in for a way cheap price. All we had
to do was cough up the dough and relinquish anything of value from our pockets. So
needless to say these guys were pros.
So we mobbed inside and no sooner did we get inside we lost half are group.
But we later found them still outside the gate cuz one of the hookups fell
through....*STALE*....whuts a juggalo to do? Anyway long story short we finally
all got in and it was a bomb time. There was lots of memorable moments. SOme
that stand out in my mind were....
Have you seen me? (boy on milkcarton)
Clown E getting pulled over (whut else is new)
Group Pic bitch! (i was taking a shit)
So much fun was had by all. Yah i know a lot of juggalos arent down with the
mouse, but i mean where else can a juggalo not only score some
good coke, but also be entertained
with such amusing signs
like this that lead to not only
one
butt two
butts. Well like i said we all had
a bomb time being juggalos in the Magic Kingdom. Madd props to the LCJ crew for organizing
yet again another successful mini gathering with less than two deaths. WOO WOO heres some
more pics!
May 28th 2003 Glen Burnie MD.
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Whats up killaz!!? Speakin of killaz check out these phat pics of
the muhfuckin serial killin juggalo
Kane Hodder who plays Jason in the Friday the 13th movies. Just a reminder
Kane's a juggalo and is featured in the Jason X dvd sporting his juggalo gear!
Click the pics for a larger view WOO WOO MCL!
May 23rd 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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KOOORRRRRRRNNNNN!!! Rababababababababababa!!! Whut up ninjaz!!? That was
my impersonation of Jonthan Davis from Korn. NOt bad huh? Ok so this weekend
is Memorial Day weekend. So every juggalo knows its their duty to pay homage
to those that have fallen in battle. (Like Ski Lo and his rap carrer)..and po' a lil somethin somethin for da
homies if ya know whut i mean...but not too much shit...u still need some to
get fucked up!! Booya!! Jugalinko likes to sip a 1/2 a glass of O'douls (non alcoholic beer)
and then claims he's fucked up and heads to
bathroom. Whut an ass...Fuck you Sean.
Jes kiddin buddy dont fire me. Ok on to some news!!!
New Violent J Weekly Freakly
Thats right after a long abscence no doubt due to a hectic touring schedule Violent J
has resurrected the weekly freakly. Click either J's blue face at the top of this
page or simply be a lazy fuck and
click here.
Faygo in Cali!
Thanks to Horrorcore138 juggalos
it seems we've found a store in San Jose CA, that sells faygo!
Stevens Creek BLVD
glass bottles fo $1.29 each
cases cost $30.98
Juggalos Added to Lockdown
The only lockdown where u dont gotta worry about Willy Bubba rapin yo ass. Join the Rydas
and the juggalos in the
Juggalo Lockdown Just added are on pages 9 and 10. So far we're at least 100
deep in the lockdown and im not gonna rest till all u ninjaz join up.
Aight ninjaz thats all for now. MMFCL to all you ninjaz. Ry Ry if you read this ..countdown
to the Hulk mutherfacko!! WOo WOo!
BABY WHUT!?!
P.S. Click Here to find out who got your dog pregnant.
San Luis Obispo Ca
May 19th
What up juggalos and juggalettes??!!!! Good news and
freshness 
pouring forth everywhere from
TWIZTID.COM. An update from none
other than
Madrox himself reveals that Mono's out of the hospital
and sounds glad to be home. Whoo Hooo!!!
As if that's not fresh enough, the Twiztid FREE "
4 THE FAM EP" is available for download.
You
can even download a Hi-Res cover and cd
label.
Theres a bonus interview track with Monoxide that
you'll wanna check out too. Also, the second
installment to the 20 Questions With Twiztid is up.
It's only Madrox but that's
to be expected. So run on over to Twiztid.com and
check that shit out.
In other news: Mike Vallely
emailed me back once so we're basically like
brothers n' shit. And I'm off to drink fishhooks with
my whiskey and nitroglycerin like Pecos Bill (whatever
the fuck that means) WHOO HOOO!!!
The Daliai Lama May 15th 2003
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wooo to the ma fuckin wooompty wooo wooo yall what up!!!! its the Dalai Lama up in this biatch for the 2003, yo check it
my homie Donn Dymond asked me to come up on here and talk about my two new favorite dvd's that just arrived in my fovorite online store milenko5oo.
Thats right yall i been down since befor dog beats, word check it you peep this game on the WHAT WHAT TIP. WORD CHECK IT CHECK IT, you know what im saying, Dalai Lama's gona smack that ass cradle rock style BAM!!! yall like my floe's? Aight word (wtf was acutaly just said, i duno)
Two new super hardcore DVD's added to the milenko500 store @ 19.99 each. One of them Mayhem is like the fast and the furious for 4x4. This dvd is the shit
with hot chicks, car crushin, and monster trucks that go up and over things Dalai Lama's never seen.
The other Mike V's Greatest hits. This dvd is of
famouse skate border and extreme sporter Mike Vallaley's real life fights. Dalai Lama's a huge Mike Vallaley fan. He kicks lots of ass, at one point he even goes up to like 5 guys and kicks all there asses, i havent herd or seen anything like that sinse Donn Dymond at his family dinner table on thanxgiving (grandma made the yams with out marshmellos, n she paid dearly). Aight str8 u yall should check these dvd's out there off the heazy and only avalible here on milenko500 in our store n hey if me the Dalai Lama is all bout it bout it, you should be to. Thanx to Mr Tom Alan at Vas for his getting the job done on this, i the daliai lama thank you personaly tom.
May 15th 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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Happy Quince' De Mayo!!! Hmmm guess not. Whut up ninjaz?!? Mr. E Love here.
Im home im high and itz raining diamonds. I'd like to take this time now to
wish our U.S. representatives the
Insane Clown Posse all the best
over seas over there in Australia. You Oz juggalos check nuts and make sure you make
ICP feel welcome. That way they can go back there more often. Also i'd like to wish
Monoxide well and hope that he knows all the juggalos are behind him and supportin
a muthafucka....Ok on to some news.
ABK KMK Tour in full affect!
Dont miss out juggalos..only a few dates left...and notice that LAST date..lol.
Click the pic for full list of dates
05.22.03
Winston Salem, NC
Ziggy's
05.23.03
Nashville, TN
James Robertson Theatre
05.25.03
Corpus Christi, TX
Concrete Street
05.26.03
Austin, TX
The Backroom
05.27.03
Dallas, TX
Galaxy Club
05.29.03
Albuquerque, NM
Sunshine Theatre
05.30.03
Tuscon, AZ
Rialto Theatre
05.31.03
Tempe, AZ
Marquee Theatre
07.20.03
Garrettsville, OH
Gathering of the Juggalos
Zug Izland w/ Dope Tour Cali Dates
Twiztids out so maybe juggalos can use that money to see another Psy band. The zuggalos
are coming soon to Cali. Last time they played some juggalos couldnt make it cuz Blaze
was playin across town. THis time itz all to the good so come out and show Zug some
love. Cuz they fo sho rep the hatchet on this tour with Dope.
5-19-2003
West Hollywood, CA
at Whisky A Go Go
Buy tickets online from
Ticketmaster.com
5-20-2003
Santa Ana, CA
at Galaxy Theatre
Buy tickets online from
Ticketmaster.com
Thats all for now ninjaz. Im still adding more pics to the lockdown section.
Plus we need more movie reviews and videogame reviews ..so if ur bored and
can skool some flavor....hit up my email and i'll post ur shit. MMFCL
Box car Joe is a perverted sick old faggot homless drunk clown e love invented. He may or not be real but you know him, you have seen him, he is the guy who runs this operation, click here.
The Streets, YOurToWn May 8th 2003
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Hello juggalos! My names Box Car Joe.
I live pretty much anywhere i want to. Im not confined to walls like all you city folk.
I dunno how you guys do it...with the sleepin on beds, and having a roof. God just
thinkin of it makes me feel all claustraphobic. So anyway i gots most of my teeth
and a bad case of lice....in other words...there are some bones to being homeless.
So that brings me to what im on here for....a bottle of jack....and Jugalinkos
new address
so i can get back all the roca wear he stole from my shopping cart. So without further
me stalling so i can sneak a swig....here are the bones in the juggalo world!
1. Ever notice that your most alert and creative states only occur when ur at
a homies house and your flusing their toilet. You PRAY it doesnt overflow and
concentrate with all ur might
2. How come cops stop cars with joker cards, but dont stop cars with drunk ass
motherfuckers in them.
3. WHy is all the ICP stuff always next to the Eminem stuff in stores? Whuts that all about?
4. Why is it when babies run around naked its cute, but when I do it its public indecency?
(ok that last one was more me than juggalos)
5. Why do juggalos always get the seats next to the bathroom at restaraunts. Cant i enjoy
my Moons over My Hammy without Bubba the truck driver pinchin loaves by the dozens next door
Those are some, but im sure all you whacky juggalos out there can come up with some. Email
ur
"bones" and i'll go to the library, hop on a computer and add ur bones. Till
next time....this is Box Car Joe sayin..."If theres grass on the field...PLAY BALL!!" MMFCL
Oceano California May 6th 2003
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hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA"S!!! life has been BUSY as fuck for this juggalo,
this last weekend i made my big vegas porn movie premeir, at first i tried out for
the part of COCKLOSUS in "seX-MEN 2" but it being my first tyme out, and me being a
lil camra shy, i ended up settleing for a cameo appirenece in "the PHAT and
the FURIOUS 9" if you check it out i'm in costume, i play the donkey.
in other news
so between my movie debut, finals in skool and saveing
up for the gathering, this ninja has been beyond busy lately, but one thing
i did make time for was the recent ESHAM/BLAZE/BONE show, this show get s the
DONN DYMOND stamp of aproval. Seeing as it was my brothers birthday i took the
kid along with shuster the iron sideshow (as he;'s known in the ghetto).
esham tore it up for the first set, which to the average fan might have been enuff,
but juggalos demanded more and esham deliver'd by comeing out on stage with blaze
and hype'd up the dead homies whole set, i only wish more juggalos came in makeup or
jerseys to make there presence felt, the house was bounceing during blazes set with
half the crowd ( around 2500 total heads) signin along to NASTY. then came like a 40
minute break between blaze leaveing the stage and Mo thugs takeing it.
i used this
tyme to bulshit with everyones favorite juggalo, the king of hardcore THE RUDE BOY.
Over a few drinks rudy gave me a rare glimse inside the dark carnival where i learn;d
some of the inner working. like for exapmle i learn;d that like a true mexican, rudy
has his whole neigborhood workin the shows, i not only met his son rudy jr , but i
met the rest of the road crew/rudy's family (rudy jr, sapo , joker, chingon, smile
now cry later, spider, sad girl, lil rabbit, el guapo, el feo, and charlie). Rudy
couldnt spend the whole show bulshiting with me of cousre, he had the supreme
responsabitly of makeing sure the show went off right, the merch booth was
undercontrol and the churro stand had enuff cinnimon sugar.
so when bone finnaly
did come on stage i let him get back to work and broke off back to the show. from
what i remeber there are 4 member in bone, which confused me cuz there where like
80 guys on stage. i'm pretty sure every black man in clevland was on stage for
this show. when crossroads came on the whole crowd started singin "bone bone bone
bone bone bone bone bone" and i started to tear up, my brother asked me what was
wroung " i miss uncle charles" i told him, " uh, we dont have an uncle charles"
that was when i knew i had drank to much, the rest of the night was kind of a blur,
i remebr yelling at a homless man then goin to in an out burger and asking the counter
girl if they had updog burgers, then she asked "what's updog?" so i yell'd at the
top of my lungs " WHAT UP DOG!!!" then i was asked to leave. ok i'm out see ya'll
at the gathering, and ladies, if your tired of sleepin on the ground for days on
end come hit me up i';; have a hotel with a matress AND runnig water.ok i'm out MCL
San Luis Obispo Ca
April 3rd
Whassup juggalos, juggalettes, ninjas, and ninjettes.
Just thought I'd drop in and release some flavor - 
Good and Stale.
News: Electronic Gaming
Monthly has a 1/3rd of a page
interview with Violent J about Backyard Wrestling. It's sort of the
basic shit like "What is a
juggalo?" so I can't 100% recommend buying it. But if
you like video games and what not
and want the added bonus of a few lines from The
Juggla by all means get it.
Most of you know but if you don't, I'll let you know
here. Twiztid's Month of Mayhem tour has
been cancelled due to Monoxide's health. This isn't
just the few first days of the
tour as speculated, but the whole tour. There's no
officially released reason behind the
hospitalizations and treatments so, leave the
speculation to those of weak minds, and keep Monoxide
and
his family in your prayers.
And, i'm out like
Aron Ralston's arm.
BTW: on 2 seperate occasions Clown E has confessed to
me
that he wishes he was in a situation where he was
trapped without food or water and thereby
forced to drink his own urine...
ps.
FROM LAS VEGAS JUGGALO
Hey ninja uhh im throwin a BBQ in Vegas on saturday may 24th but its a lil more than a bbq we gonna have a few game and shit going on anyways umm let me get to my point if you can can you post about it on your site incase any LA ninjas wanna go ya know trying to bring the whole family in and since the twiztid tour is cancelled i wanna have as much of the family as i can get to the BBQ uhh anyways if anyone needs directions or wanna know where its at just hit up LVJuggalos.cjb.net all the info is on there oh yea its at the Desert breeze park in Las Vegas MCL
Family Love
Jesta Tha Clown
May 5th 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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Over
but not done juggalos. Merry Cinco de Mayo
Juggalos! On this day i'd like to say a special
whut up to all the hispanic juggalos worldwide. Wherever you are...get drunk, get high,
get laid. In that order. Sup ninjaloz. Clown E here suffering from a bad case of internet
herpes. Whutever u do juggalos....think twice before talking to lonely fat women on the internet.
I swear my computer even has SARS among other viruses. So im lucky to even be updating.
Hispanic Juggalos United!
Mr. Dymond will be way too hammered to remember .its being Cinco de Mayo and all,
and SoftcoreMike is underneath the 405 freeway picking up wrappers and bottles doing
his community service...so im gonna remind yall to peep out Softcore Mikes
Juggalocos Page
and get to know ur latin juggalos. Horale!!
New Juggalos Added to Lockdown
Theres madd juggalos up in our lockdown section and two more just got added today.
So hit up the
Lockdown and send in your pic if you wanna join...if not then no biggie.
Nobodies perfect.
Twiztid Shows in Cali
My fellow cali juggalos dont forget that the serial killin twizzlers the muhfuckin
herb smokers themselves will be coming to cali real soon. So make sure you get you
tickets ahead of time and not get assed out.
MAY 16 SAN FRANCISCO, CA POUND AT PIER 96 PIER 96
MAY 18 SANTA ANA, CA GALAXY THEATER 3503 S. HARBOR BLVD
MAY 20 LOS ANGELES, CA EL REY THEATER 5515 WILSHIRE BLVD
MAY 21 SAN DIEGO, CA CANE'S 3105 OCEANFRONT WALK
Well thats about it...im tired and cranky and im chaefing, Dirrty Dirrty.Oh one
last thing...if your in the Oceanside area in CA check out this bomb ass pizza
place called
Killer Pizza From Mars. It puts Chuck E. Cheeses to shame. Aight
MMFCL yall.....whut up that wicked juggalette
xXHeadLeSS BooGiEXx!....im out like whut...
BABY WHUT!??!?
Oceano California May 04 03
hey Hey hey! What up yall im all up in the club live in vegas, thats right Las Vegas Nevada. Im in the middle of my hardcore mini vacation
at the MGM grand Hotel. Im here for the MCS ADULT MOVIE CONVENTION 2003. I go pretty much ery year, but this year is diffrent because im gona try and get
in one (Super hard 9 x porn), im gona do some auditions. God knows i have been practicing for this sinse i was 13. In the pic im bout 11 Long Island Iced Teas Deep and im at the Rain Forest Cafe' in San Francisco we stoped there on the way to vegas. In the other pic you will see im a HUGE FAN of Hard core strip clubs. I like for them to be usualy Ronchy, cheep, dark, and with girls who have been or are addicted to hard drugs. I wont even start tipping till the stripper is at least in tears. Im tippin singles, but ill tip 5's if the girls willing to show me all the goods up close. Im talkin 1/2 inch away from my face blown out nedens. Im talkin girls who have been abused, trama tized, or in a witness relocation program. So we went to the Spearmint Rhyno! I also prefer that its full nude and with a full bar. That way when im super hammered and touching the girls i dont give a shit when the bouncers try and throw me out, cause str8 up all i do is go limp and pretend im dead and no one can do shit but wait till i sober up, get up and leave on my own. Fuckin panzie ass bouncers, i cant count how many bouncers iv beeten down for tryin to act tuff. My 11 assault charges doesent even reflect the amount of security guards and event staff iv hospitalized.
Hey check out Backyard pimps. They got a new song for Download and its the shit.
adict mp3
Check out the info on Byps upcoming show.
Friday May 23, 2003 @ Compass Creek in Rancho Chokamonga
w/ Ill Intent, Intake & Get the Girl
21+, $5 cover show starts @ 9:30,
Other than that yall know ill be at the gathering representing milenko500.
Pismo Beach Cali April 28th My Info/Email Jugalinko
West side! What up juggalos im reporting from Kinko's in amsterdam. This place is wild. Internet kinko's n you can smoke in here LEGALY!!.... if you have herd any stories bout it, there all true. Any ways i wanted to pop on n hook up some info.
TONIGHT ICP!!!
Date: April 28th, 2003
City/State: Indianapolis, Indiana
Venue: Murat Egyptian Room
This show is gona be the shit as its the 2nd to last show for INSANE CLOWN POSSE and ERY one knows that the Indiana Juggalo shows are wild as fuck.
The last show on the tour is at the bomb shelter in New Caslte Pennsylvania, if your in that area i definitly wouldnt miss this show
as its the last of the tour and the wicked shit coming to a close on this tour will be devistating.
Date: May 1st, 2003
City/State: New Castle, Pennsylvania
Venue: Bomb Shelter
Other than that, its all about this new tour thats kicking off! ABK and KMK! Starting May 4th ABK will be playing with the Kotton Mouth kings all over the US. Yes i looked at the dates and noticed 0 Cali dates, but KMK does nothing but play here so im sure there happy to be out playing in other states. If you havent gotton hattchet warrior yet, GET IT , cause its the shit, abk's CD is the shit, I bump it on the constantly tip, its addicting n gets better n better every time you hear it. Fuck ya Anybody Killa your the shit this album is devistating ,,, THANX!!! For all yall ninjas who gona be at the gathering this tour will pretty much end at that time where kmk and abk will hit the stage in OHIO for that!
5.04.03 - The Beaumont Club, Kansas City MO
5.07.03 - Playmaker's Pavillion, Fargo ND
5.08.03 - The Quest Club, Minneapolis MN
5.09.03 - Riviera Theater, Chicago IL
5.10.03 - Agora Theater, Cleveland OH
5.11.03 - Emerald Theatre, Mt. Clemens MI
5.12.03 - Bogart's, Cincinnati OH
5.14.03 - BB King's Blues Club, New York NY
5.15.03 - Webster Theater, Hartford CT
5.16.03 - Avalon Ballroom, Boston MA
5.17.03 - Metropol, Pittsburgh PA
5.19.03 - The Recher Theater, Towson MD
5.20.03 - Norva Theatre, Norfolk VA
5.21.03 - 9:30 Club, Washington DC
5.22.03 - Ziggy's, Winston-Salem NC
5.23.03 - James Robertson, Nashville TN
5.25.03 - Concrete Street, Corpus Christi TX
5.26.03 - The Backroom, Austin TX
5.27.03 - Galaxy Club, Dallas TX
5.28.03 - Other Side, Tulsa OK
5.29.03 - Sunshine Theatre, Albuquerque NM
5.30.03 - Rialto Theatre, Tuscon AZ
5.31.03 - Marquee Theatre, Tempe, AZ
6.13.03 - Agora Theater, Cleveland OH
Id definitly recomend heading over to
HatchetWarrior.com if you havent checked it out, its ABKs official site!
N hey Check out Bone Thugs n Harmony out on tour with Blaze ya dead homie opening up with ESHAM n mo thugs family. Mo thugs family sang that country western rap song that came out not too long ago. Yo anyways check it milenko500 just recently hit up the Cali shows of Ventura and LA, and them shows were full of Bone thugs n Harmony fans, like 50 50 Juggalos and Avg fans. Ninjas we need to represent out there. So ninjas lets show these bone thugs fans who's more gangsta. Were talkin bout if your in the show put on face paint n get all hatchet geared up like a str8 thug! Represent the hatchet to the fullest. Ninjas when we in the club we need to and Must " RUN THIS MA FAKA " so the rest of the tour if yall r at the show, THUG IT UP more than usual. Instead of not bringing shit to the shows like Knives and guns, bring em anyways so the security will be pullin mad illegal shit out of juggalos pockets all night long in line! REAL G shit, instead of 3 red or blue bandans im thinking 30 or 40, fuck it bring em and hand em out! When you go to the bar only order THUG PASSIONS! (alize' and crystal) Bring the skankiest, whoreyest hood rat ho you can find, deck her out in Hatchet Gear n ditch her inside! Ninjas represent up in the club! WOooooo Woooooooo!
4.28.03 - La Playa, Odessa TX
4.29.03 - Sunshine Theatre, Albuquerque NM
4.30.03 - Ogden Theatre, Denver CO
5.01.03 - South Beach, Amarillo TX
5.02.03 - West Texas Canyon Amphitheatre, Lubbock TX
5.03.03 - Tommys, Wichita Falls TX
5.04.03 - Canyon Club, Dallas Tx
5.06.03 - House of Blues, New Orleans LA
5.07.03 - Numbers, Houston TX
5.09.03 - Cain's Ballroom, Tulsa OK
5.10.03 - Joplin Fairgrounds, Joplin MO
5.13.03 - The Backroom, Austin TX
5.14.03 - Concrete Street, Corpus Christi TX
5.16.03 - Bricktown Brewery, Oklahoma City OK
5.17.03 - The Cotillion, Wichita KS
5.19.03 - House of Blues, Chicago IL
5.20.03 - Otto's, Dekalb IL
5.21.03 - Midway Theater, Rockford IL
5.22.03 - The Intersection, Grand Rapids MI
5.23.03 - Royal Grove, Lincoln NE
5.25.03 - 32 Bleu, Colorado Springs CO
6.13.03 - Agora Theatre, Cleveland OH
Hey ery one call up the psychopathic "ICP" hotline and listen to Rude Boy Spit game like the player he is. Check out
his reports as he is on the road chillin with BONE THUGS, BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE, AND ESHAM da BOOGIE MAN aka THE UNHOLY.
ICP Hotline (714) 647-2465
leave a message for rude boy if you want.
Check out Scottie D's site www.faygoluvers.net for info on rude boys hotline anytime, as his site is open 24 hrs a day. But not in a row.
GREEN BOOK = July 1st (twiztids new cd),,,, like what!!!
Just added a few new dvds to the store. there off the chian! Barroombabes n Brawls and Steve o' and wee mans new one American Misfits. Comeing soon will be Kung faux and the Thug Work out video. aight peep the videos here. If anyone has any questions Donn Dymond will both be running the store and answering/replying to phone calls and emails till my return. Peace.
6 foot 6 250 lb Xanax of milenko500 got a new tat, he gets it shadded in a few days check it out.
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GlenBurnie MD 04/29/03
FORMER NATAS
MEMBER- TNT
JOINS ESHAM ON THE "TAKE ME HOME
TOUR".......
What up ninjas. Now for all us old school
Killionaires out there who've been following
ESHAM's
legendary career for years, I've got great news.
ESHAM's Natas homie- "TNT" is on the Take Me Home
Tour
as E's hype man. And who better to do it right.
To
me this is some dope ass news cause the magic
that
NATAS made back in the day was fuckin
untouchable.
With TNT being around again, we may hear some of
that
old Natas magic in ESHAM's future shit ya know.
Now I
wasn't fortunate enough to be at that first tour
date,
but mad ninjas & killionaires emailed me telling
me
that TNT is rocking a new look as well.
Apparently
he's grown his hair out into dreads now. I still
can't picture that yet, lol. Anyways, I heard
that
ESHAM & TNT put on a hell of a show and even did
a
freestyle diss on Feminem. I can't wait to hit
up
this tour homies!
A JUGGALO ACTOR
EXTROIDINAIRE TO STAR IN UPCOMING HOLLYWOOD
FILM.......
Well, not exactly Star-In. And not exactly Actor
Extriodinaire. You see, I just recently did some
extra work for the upcoming film "Ladder 49". It
was
an awesome experience. And while on the set I
got to
meet- John Travolta, Juiquin
Phoenix(gladiator,signs),
Morris Chestnut(half past dead, boyz in the
hood), &
Robert Patrick(Terminator 2, X-Files). It was
the
shit! So even if Fire Fighter/action flicks
aren't
your thing, hit up the theatres anyways(late
2003) and
peep your homie JUGGALO HODGE in the Pub scenes
with
the actors above.
VAMPIRO'S RECENT
AND
UPCOMING MATCHES.......
Our Juggalo warrior VAMPIRO was recently involved
in a
huge 6 Man tag match from Acapulco. The bout was
the
Main Event of the evening and featured former JCW
champ- VAMPIRO, Lizmark jr, & Super Parka vs.
Black
Tiger, Shocker, & Black Warrior. From the start
Lizmark almost cost VAMPIRO's team to loose on
more
than one occasion. However, at around the 15
minute
mark VAMPIRO took control of the match and
cleaned
house with some crucial karate kicks, rock
bottoms,
top rope shit and more! The crowd exploded for
VAMPS
every move. A few more tags were made and Vamps
team
continued to have their way with shockers team.
In
the end it was VAMPIRO who was tagged back in to
score
the impressive victory following his famous "Nail
in
the Coffin" finisher. VAMP has another big match
coming up for the EMLL promotion next wednesday.
He'll be involved in another 6 Man Tag/Main
Event.
It'll be VAMPIRO, Atlantis, & Legendary Lucha
wrestler
Mil Mascaras vs. Black Tiger, Pierroth jr, &
Tarzan
Boy. With the appearence of both VAMPIRO and Mil
Mascaras the show is expected to have a gigantic
crowd
on hand. I'll letcha know the results.
MAD MAN PONDO'S IWA
RESULTS.......
JCW Mainstay, and GOTJ Wrestling School
Instructor-
MAD MAN PONDO just had an ultra violent match in
the
IWA against ECW star Axl Rotten. Now as some of
you
might recall Axl is also a huge Juggalo. Shit,
if you
look on the ankle of his ECW action figure you
can
even see his Great Milenko Tattoo. Anyways, back
to
the match. It was a Main Event "fans bring
weapons"
bout. Now as if these 2 aren't hardcore enough,
just
imagine them with even more weapons! This match
was a
mad blood bath. They fought all over the arena.
All
sorts of fucked up weapons like chairs, baseball
bats,
barbed wire, and all the kitchen objects you
could
imagine were used to rip each other apart. In
the end
it was Axl scoring the win after his oldschool
"Severe
Head Trauma" chairshot. Afterwards the 2 shook
hands
and recieved a big applause from the sellout
crowd.
PONDO Promised that when he returned for the IWA
Death
Match Tournament that he would bring in some of
his
ruthless hardcore Japan wrestling homies to
compete.
ANOTHER HORRORCORE
ARTIST TO CHECK OUT.......
Some of you fans of underground Horrorcore music
may
remember the group DJ's Dudley(now Eastside
Mafia)
from about a year ago. Well, one third of the
group-
B-Cide is set to release a 21 track solo project
on
4/29. To hear some of his free downloads(8
tracks),
hit up www.soundclick.com/bcide. He's looking
for all
kinds of feedback, cause these tracks are from
his
upcoming solo album "welcome to Utia: Upstate
Madness". Well, thats about all for now ninjas.
Until next time, Peace and MCL!!!
April 22nd 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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Whut up juggalos!! Today is gonna be a
fresh day cuz today the Take Me Home Tour comes to Southern Cali. I will be there
reppin for the M500 at the House of Blues in hollywood today. Thats BLAZE,
ESHAM, BONE THUGS, MR. SERVON, and the MO THUGS FAMILY. So needless to say someones
bound to get shot up like a muhfucker. Theres hasnt been this many persons with cases pending
together since the Different Strokes reunion back in 94.
Also in town is my brotha the muhfuckin Rudeboy who holds
it down on the ICP hotline for u ninjaz on the daily. So i hope to see all the usual
suspects tonight in Hollyweird...like Kae-Lo and the whole
LCJ crew WOO WOO! MMFCL ninjaz!
4.22.03 - House of Blues, Los Angeles CA
4.23.03 - Ventura Theatre, Ventura CA
April 19th 2003 West Hollywood Calif.
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Friends come in all sizes!! Hello!
im the newest member of the Milenko500 crew. My name is Rainbow Fuckin Randolph.
I was immoratlized on screen in the movie Death to Smoochy....which sucked
but i needed crack money. I wanna say that its a pleasure to work for such
a great fan base. I've been down with Violent Shaggy and J "2" Dope for a while
now. My favortite album is the Mostaste-a-liscious album. I play "first day out"
everytime i walk to the local nudy bar to visit family.
Well i'll be bringing some news and some other fun stuff. Like nutritional
tips for staying young and healthy and strong...just like those adorable
Olsen twins.....mmmmm....uhh i mean...you cant always count on
Randolph
to talk about nutrition.
Well heres my first bit of info for all the wacky juggalos out there. It seems
that the king of hardcore The Rudeboy is repping tha hatchet over on
www.extremebookings.com. Scroll
towards the bottom to see Rudeboy doing what he does best......mack to the girls
in the crowd during a
wrestling match.
Well thats all for now folks. Im off to a mall to rub up against teenage
girls in the bra & panty section of Bloomingdales. Toodles!
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GlenBurnie MD 04/19/03
OUR JUGGASSIOCIATE-
"KRAYZIE BONE'S" NEW SOLO ALBUM
DELAYED.......
What up ninjas. As I mentioned a while back,
BONE
THUGS member- "KRAYZIE BONE" was scheduled to
release
another solo album on 04/15/03. The album is
titled-
LEATHA FACE "The Legends, Part 1". Well, the
album
has been pushed back. However, his website
www.bonethugrecords.com says it'll only be held
back
for a few days. The good news that came out of
this
otherwise negative news, is that they are gonna
be
advertising a special deal to all online orders.
When
you place your order online at
www.bonethugrecords.com
you'll get the "Leatha Face" album, an Exclusive
DVD,
and a glossy promo photo of Bone Thugs! Not a
bad
deal. Now the other rumor thats been surrounding
this
upcoming album for quite some time now, is the
question of- will any members on Psychopathic
Records
be on it? Unofficial album tracklistings were in
circulation all over the net a few months back
that
mentioned a KRAYZIE BONE & DARK LOTUS track.
Unfortunately I've seen the Official Track
listing now
and nobody from Psychopathic will be on it. Damn.
Oh
well, soon after "The Legends" is released the
second
Krayzie Bone aka Leatha Face album will drop
titled
"Krayzie's 12 guage". Rumors floating around
now, is
that this is the version that Psychopathic
Members
will be on. Guess we'll have to wait and see
huh. Oh
yeah, and while on the topic of Bone
Thugs/Psychopathic collaborations, our homies
TWIZTID
teamed up with a member of BONE THUGS on their
upcoming "GREEN BOOK" album. Can't wait for that
one
ninjas!
MAD MAN PONDO JAPAN
PICS
AND UPCOMING MATCH.......
Our JCW Mainstay, Strangle Mania 2 Coverboy, &
GOTJ
Wrestling Instructor has a huge match for the IWA
Midsouth this friday night(4/18). In the Main
Event
of the Evening- MAD MAN PONDO will be taking on
ECW
Legend(also a Juggalo) Axl Rotten. It'll be a
Hardcore bout of course, and with these 2 maniacs
theirs bound to be a ton of blood shed. Shit,
not to
mention all of the most fucked up weapons you
could
imagine! So if you live in the IN area, don't
miss
this one juggalos. The event will be IWA
Midsouth
from Clarksville IN. Speaking of Mad Man Pondo,
he's
got some kick ass "live" wrestling photos up at
his
site www.madmanpondo.com. In 1 of them you can
see
PONDO representing an OG TWIZTID jersey while he
stabs
Abdulah the butcher in front of a huge crowd in
Japan.
RECENT AND UPCOMING
VAMPIRO MATCHES.......
Former JCW champ and hardcore Juggalo- VAMPIRO
was
involved in a huge 6 man tag match from the Arena
Mexico on 4/11. The match was an EMLL Main Event
bout
which featured VAMPIRO, Negro Casas, & Brazo De
Plata
vs. Damian el Terrible, Mascara Magica, &
Shocker.
This match was non stop back and fourth high
flying
lucha moves and unbelievable chain wrestling.
The ref
had a hard time keeping control in this one.
VAMPIRO
looked exceptional in this match. He pulled off
some
vicious face kicks and spinning heel kicks(those
guys
are short so Vamp nailed thier face alot, lol).
In
the end it was VAMPIRO hitting his famous "Nail
in the
Coffin" finisher on Magica for the 3 count! All
6 men
recieved a standing applause after the bout.
VAMPIRO
will be involved in another Main Event 6 man tag
match
from the Arena Mexico on 4/25. It'll be VAMPIRO,
Nicho El Millianario, & Hijo Del Santo vs. 2 Cold
Scorpio, Shocker, & Super Parka. I'll have
results on
that as well.
SABU TO BE FEATURED
ON
AN UPCOMING DG DISTRIBUTIONS
VIDEO.......
Psychopathics own- SABU, will have 2 featured
matches
on 3PW's upcoming video titled "Blood, Brawls, &
Broads". One of the matches features SABU in a 3
way
dance with ECW Hardcore Legends The Sandman & New
Jack! The other SABU match on the video is a
Main
Event bout he was involved in vs. former WWE star
Syxx-Pac. Now I'm not sure which of thier two
3PW
matches is going to be on the video, but if it's
thier
first encounter than that alone is enough reason
to
snag this vid when it comes out. That match was
fuckin incredible! However, for all you DVD-only
ninjas out there, I got some good SABU news for
you.
Thiers an ECW DVD at www.towerrecords.com that
features 2 amazing SABU matches as well. The DVD
is
titled ECW "Hardcore History" and features SABU &
WWE
star TAZ vs. WWE star Chris Benoit & Dan Malenko.
Not
a bad match but the next one is the best on the
whole
DVD. It's SABU vs. WWE star Rob Van Dam. Those
2
names alone should tell you that it's a fuckin
stellar
match homies! Anyways, yeah if you're a fan of
our
JCW hero SABU...I'd deffinetely recomend this
DVD.
Well, thats about all for now ninjas. Until next
time, Peace and MCL!!!
April 15th 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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Oh shit tax Day. I know its a bone
for us hard working juggalos. *Puff Puff* i'll worry about it later...anyway what was
i talking about? Oh yea....ninjaz...if u peeped out mah homie Hodges update below
you might of seen something about Esham doing some show with Natas April 25th. Well
he did mention it might be a rumor...and im here to confirm that it is jes that..
a rumor. I got it from good authority that it was comepletely false so
jes so ninjaz wont be confused. Around that time Esham will be out west on tha
Coming Home tour with Bone andd Blaze...WOO WOO!
Videogame Reviews Updated
Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance now added to the juggalo videogame review section
ninjaz...done by myself cuz i jes found out how dope the game is. Peep the flava
here. Dont forget if u wanna add a review jes hit my email and i'll post that shit.
Juggalo Movie Reviews Updated
Finally huh? Yup ..our own
Chainsaw Messiah sent in a review with the quickness
for the Rob Zombies House of 1000 Corpses. So yall check that shit out
here. As always
you can send in your own movie reviews as well. Siskels dead...let it go.
On a side note Jugalinko wouldnt know a good seat at a game if it smacked him in the face, cuz like clockwork everytime sean
gets in public its not long before her gets nervous and assumes his
usual position
Thats it for now ninjaz...and thanks to mah homie Wicked Jay...im thinkin
about going back to school....
BABY WHUT!??!
Pismo Beach Cali April 13th My Info/Email Jugalinko
Dezam i just checked out The Marz Interview from the Radio show wrrg.org, i saw this on faygoluvers.net in that big ol' pimp scottie D's update from days ago, bout this interview. But anyways Marz is getting the job done, he just got off a huge Stadium Tour with Korn, Now there on a big ass Hard Working Tour on the road ALL year this year and next year. Marz is also has enough meteral RIGHT NOW 
for another album. So he's looking at it coming out at the end of OZ fest. Im sure that album will be devistating. Id bet its better than his last one too from the stuff iv herd him play latly. My self and marz have hung out on many occasions, baught me drinks many times. They are some genuinly dope Guys Both Marz and his partner Kaos aka BOBY and PATRICK, definitly positive people. Patrick aka Kaos was cool enough with me and donn dymond that he invited us to Johnathan Davises Mansion in Bakersfield (3hrs away) to just chill, that was dope of him.
Marz in the interview gives big big ups to ICP and still to this day doesent REALY REALY know what happend between Marz and ICP. He Gives fat props to the juggalos though and mentioned that icp and marz just went there seperate ways and he wishes them MAD MAD love. Marz also said how intense and energy realiveing it was to play in front of the juggalos wearing face makup.
Marz also mentioned that he had helped Jay Proof read his auto biography back in the day. He said that he did know for a fact that icp LOVE wrestling and wish they were wrestlers and are wrestlers at heart. Yall peep the Interview right here in the links below and there new songs. Listen to the whole interview and songs its fresh as hell.
Marz Interview
Marz Mp3 "DAMN!"
"back a Da Klub" Cop Killa Controversial Song
Milenko 500's Marz Info Page.
ICP Hotline 04/10/03
(714) 647-2465
Check out the ICP hotline. Call the icp hotline. Rude Boy's Info page.
Aperently Eddie didnt realize why he didnt like baseball games. As you can tell by the pic of him (HERE) he got shitty seets and was
in the gay section, IE; see the guy with the shirt in frot of him asking from the behind WHOS YOUR DADDY!
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GlenBurnie MD 04/13/03
ESHAM & NATAS TO
APPEAR
AT MOEBADIS & SNAKES UPCOMING
CONERT?.......
Update! Esham will not Appear
Recently thiers been a couple versions of a
Moebadis &
Snake concert poster floating around Detroit and
on
the net. The show is being called "House
Arrest", and
will be held on april 25th at Club
International(6060
West Fort). The poster mentions that ESHAM &
NATAS
have recieved a special invitation to appear.
Now I
know that alot of times rappers advertise bigger
name
rappers on their shows to help attendance
numbers...but I don't think thats the case this
time.
ESHAM & Natas have been down with Moebadis for
years
now and have been all over each others albums
too. At
one point Moebadis was soo tight with ESHAM that
he
was considered an honorary member of Natas. In
fact
two of my favorite ESHAM collabs were with
Moebadis &
Snake on the songs "in this life" & "12 bitches".
Anyways, I'm curious to see if ESHAM, Mastamind,
& TNT
do show up. I wouldn't be suprised though, these
guys
go back along way ya know. So yeah, on April
25th
Moebadis & Snake's "House Arrest" concert will go
down
at club international with invited guests ESHAM &
Natas. Doors open at 9pm. Only $10. For more
info
on directions or tix, call 1-800-672-5512.
NEXT MLW SHOW TO
FEATURE
VAMPIRO & SABU.......
The MLW will be having another huge TV taping
show on
05/09/03 from the Tabu night club in Orlando FL.
On
the show are 2 true juggalo warriors- SABU &
VAMPIRO!
Former JCW champ- VAMPIRO will be taking on
"Fallen
Angel" Christopher Daniels in a special return
bout
from their Genisis match. SABU will also have a
special grudge match with former WCW star- La
Parka.
If you witnessed thier last TV taping match than
you
know how fucking incredible it was! Thier was
more
blood in that one, than I've seen in a SABU match
in
years. Also on the show will be 114 year old
Drunk
Terry Flunk, Raven, Jerry Lyn, Dr. Death Steve
Williams, Steve Corino, Mike Awesome, and many
more.
Also, if you witnessed last weeks MLW TV show
than you
saw the arrival of RAVEN. The strange thing
about it
though, was that he was shown lighting a photo of
VAMPIRO on fire. Hmm, could ICP's former WCW-
"DEADPOOL" homies have a major fued brewing.
We'll
have to wait and see ninjas. So if you're a
wrestling/JCW fan and live in the FL area you
don't
wanna miss this big show. For more tix, or tv
show
info hit up www.mlw.com.
ANOTHER MEMBER OF
WU-TANG TO WORK WITH THE DARK
CARNIVAL.....
On June 13th TWIZTID, ANYBODY KILLA, & KILLAH
PRIEST
will be doing a show together in Cleveland OH at
at
the Agora Theatre. Now incase you're not
familiar
with Killah Priests work, he's an affiliate of
the
WU-TANG CLAN. He was first introduced on GZA's
legendary "Liquid Swords" album in 1997. He was
also
a key collaborator on 2 of the Horrorcore group-
Gravediggers albums, and even a founder of the
rap
group Suns of Man. But besides doing side
projects
and collaborating with Wu-Tang artists, he's put
out 3
incredible solo albums as well(a fourth in the
works
called "Black August"). So if you're lucky
enough to
be in the Cleveland area on 06/13/03, you don't
wanna
miss our PSYCHOPATHIC artists teaming with this
Wu-Tang member for a one of a kind show date. By
the
way, this is now the 4th WU-TANG member who's
worked
with Psychopathic Records. Remember, it was ODB
on 2
songs, La the Darkman on "Insane Killas",
Inspector
Deck on the Jeckel Bros tour, and now Killah
Priest on
the 6/13 show. Well, thats about all for now
ninjas.
Until next time, Peace and MCL!!!
April 11th 2003 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whut up juggalos!?! Im back from my game and
i wanna say now i know why terrorists hate us. Baseball blows! But i have to say
it was interesting. Plus there was madd hotties there and me and homies Fear, and
the hardcore thug Kae-Lo were trying our best to get arrested for sexual harassment.
First off baseball is a slow sport...but when something happens u gotta be paying attention.
Several times i blinked and missed multiple key plays in the game.
I did however manage to catch some juggalo action
when i saw none other than Psychopathic's Hatchetman stealin to third base. I also peeped
some M500 flava actually in the game with both
Hodge and
Jugalinko playin for the Arizona
Diamondbacks.
Overall it was fun...but some things caught my eye tha didnt sit right with me. Like how
they kept showing on the scoreboard who sponsers the games. I admit i got a lil worried.
You can click the pic to see why.
Then i see where they put the only
black guy in the field. I shed a tear and
stomped on a dodger dog for that one. So yea other than that it was dope and i'd go again...madd
props to tha guy that ran out into the field during the bottom of the 7th inning. And
FUCK that guy that fucked up the wave!! Whut an ass. MMFCL ninjaz im izzout!
April 8th 2003 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whut up ninjalos? Mr. E Love here. Today is a momumental
day for me. I think all of you know what im talking about. Today is the day i go to my first
baseball game!! Wow that sounded super gay huh? No seriously i hate baseball with a passion
but my job hooked it up with free tickets and box seats....we get served Cristal ($160 dolla wine)
off the tits of ex "man show juggies" while we listen to the comedy stylings of Sinbad as he
entertains during the seventh inning stretch. So tomorrow its the Dodgers vs. Diamondbacks. hopefully
I dont die of boredom. Wish me luck ninjaz!
M500 Search for a new Star!
Madd props and thanks to all the juggalos that have submitted their apps for
the open position here on Milenko500. I've narrowed it down to a select few. Its amazing
how many people actually thought we were serious with those questions lol. Some ninjaz
got that we were making fun of the "marks" out there that are too down for their own good.
Check back soon for the announcement of who the finalists are!!
ABK Hatchet Warrior Out Today!!
WTF? Like u didnt know. Go out and pick up the latest Psy flava to hit tha stores.
Abk's album has long been awaited ever since last years gathering so hit up ur local
store and bump the new ABK!
ICP on XM Radio!
Today muhthafacko! Yea i know its late notice, but i got this info from an
unreliable source who said its complete heresay and speculation. Well ok
maybe not that unreliable. Mah homie Boogie the dead VA Juggalo
pictured below gave me tha info..
ICP on XM
3:00 pm (east coast)
station 42 Liquid Metal
Thats it for now ninjaz...till next time...im out like whut...
BABY WHUT!??
email
GlenBurnie MD 04/08/03
ICP'S SHANGRI-LA
CONCERT
REVIEW FROM 4/6.......
What up ninjas! Damn, what an amazing weekend!
The
SHANGRI-LA show on 4/6 was the best "Live" ICP
set
I've ever witnessed ninjas! I think it was a
mixture
of the tracklist they did and the non stop energy
from
ICP and the hype ass crowd. When it comes to the
tracklist for the show, ALL ICP albums were on
that
bitch. Not to mention VIOLENT J's lil Michael
Jackson
skit. And oh yeah, wait till you see the
interaction
with the biggot-redneck on "Fuck your rebel
flag". It
was fresh to see ABK come out towards the middle
of
thier set and do some vocals too. Top notch tour
from
the clowns no doubt! ANYBODY KILLA put on an
incredible solo set as well. He's more pumped
than
ever these days. I fuckin love his native
tottoms,
tomahawk, and wardrobe too. You could really
feel his
old school "Native Funk" influence. His new
album is
gonna be an instant Psychopathic classic. As for
2
LIVE CREWS performance....WHOA! All you horny
ninjas
are in for a treat when this tour comes your way.
The
girls they had on stage(rocking hatchet gear)
were
getting dry humped by 2 LIVE and rubbed on by the
other girls. Shit was crazy! Anyways yeah, this
was
the best ICP "Live" set I've ever heard them do!
Make
sure you don't miss this tour homies.
ZUG IZLAND GETTING
RADIO
LUV.......
Thats right, it seems that even the haters over
on the
big radio stations can't refuse to play such kick
ass
music after all. Now we all no that being on
Psychopathic Records almost always seals your-
"no-radio play" fate before the DJ's even hear it
right? Well, it seems they've given in this
time.
Huge local radio station here in the DC/Baltimore
area
called 98 ROCK has recently been playing
Psychopathics
own- ZUG IZLAND! Yup, myself along with several
Juggalos/Juggalettes have heard 98 ROCK play
ZUG's
song- "CRY", which is a remake from the hit movie
"the
Lost Boys". Thats not all the media love ZUG
IZLAND
has recieved as of late though. BEST BUY stores
have
been spinning ZUG's song "FIRE" as part of their
"hot
new albums" commercial! Oh well, ZUG didn't ask
for
the attention, but hell if it puts thier shit
onto new
listeners than thats kewl too.
VAMPIRO'S TV
RESULTS(BACK ON U.S. TV).......
Former JCW champ and True Juggalo warrior-
VAMPIRO was
on the Main Event for the brand new Major League
Wrestling show that Airs directly after WWE Raw!
It
was footage from VAMPIRO's match with Fallen
Angel-
Christopher Daniels(back from the MLW Genesis
taping).
This was an incredible bout that featured non
stop
back and fourth wrestling from both men. At
around
the 20 minute mark VAMPIRO won the match with his
finisher the Nail in the Coffin! So in case
you're
like MOON GLORIOIUS and "Miss VAMPIRO" than you
can
start watching him again every monday on the
Sunshine
Network(or satelite) following WWE RAW. For more
info
on this hit up www.mlw.com.
ESHAM(NATAS)
NOMINATED
IN THE "BEST OF" AWARDS.......
ESHAMS group NATAS was nominated in Murder Dog
Magazine's "Best Of 2002" awards. The nomination
was
for their last album "Godlike". Thier was a lil
write
up about the album which stated that it was very
Underated & and that every track from the
veterans was
Outstanding! Also, on pg. 33 the writers gave
some
info on TWIZTID. Just briefly about their
upcoming
"GREEN BOOK" album and how MONOXIDE would love to
do a
collab track with rapper- E-40. Thats not all
the
Juggalo shit in the mag either. On pg. 18 they
printed a letter from a Killa Kali Juggalo giving
M.D.
props on always reppin the hatchet and shit. And
lastly the Magazine gave a POSITIVE small review
about
ICP's "SHANGRI-LA" album! Much deserved too, I
might
ad. So yeah, if you wanna snag the mag it's the
new
"Best Of" edition.
NEW ALBUM FEATURING
ESHAM/LAVEL/MASTAMIND/AND MIKE E. CLARK DUE OUT
SOON.......
MI's Horrorcore group Bedlam will be dropping
their
new LP titled "Bedlamitez Rize" very soon. As I
mentioned months ago the cd will feature
Psychopathics
own- ESHAM on the track "Enjoy Life". ESHAM's-
NATAS
partner "MASTAMIND" will also be on a track on
the
album. And you know LAVEL aka MR.REALIST(touring
now
as BLAZE'S HYPE MAN), he's gonna be on a track as
well. So besides the Wicked/Ruthless sound you
can
always expect outta Bedlam, it's gonna have those
big
name Detroit artists I mentioned above. But
wait, not
only those artists but also Mike E. Clark will be
doing production on a track as well. I'll letcha
know
when I hear of a release date on it.
A NEW WICKED GROUP
TO
PEEP.......
My homie ToxicTonyMC just gave me the heads up on
a
Wicked rap group called "Lost Children". They've
been
out for a while now and have been making a bit of
noise in the Richmond VA area. They're gonna be
rocking the Open Mic at this years GOTJ and want
you
killaz to let em know what you think of thier
music.
To Hear or buy thier album, hit up
www.plan9music.com,
and check out thier song "the night is mine".
This
years Open Mic contest is gonna be hot as
hell.
TIBITS OF NEWS AND
PROPS.......
So yeah, to confirm that rumor I made awhile
back....Yes, VANILLA ICE will be returning to
this
years GOTJ! For more info on this, check out his
tour
dates section at www.vanillaice.com. Also,
former
Dark Lotus member- MARZ, just gave all those
Juggalos
who've stayed down with him mad props for the
luv! To
read that interview he just did hit up
www.marztribe.com. Now I wanna give huge props
to all
my homies I ran into at the 4/6 MD ICP show.
Props
to- Julie, Don, Ray, Young & thier whole crew of
down
ass juggalos, Jay my Ice homie, Dave H, Juggadad
who I
spoke with by the bus, Dee Dee Dry humper, SNOOP,
My
ninja with the blue & white Wraith Baseball
jersey,
and all the other Mad crazy Juggalos that rocked
that
bitch along side me! Woo Wooo!!! Until next
time-
Peace and MCL!!!
PoundMyPooper, Mt. April 12th,
2002
GET
TWIZTID!!
Hey Juggalos
and lettes, xAnaX here kickin some news for yall,
so
sit back, relax your nipples and nutbags and peep
the psychopathic
freshness! On to the Twiztid shit, lots of newz
lately with
Twiztid, the Green Book, the Green Book streat
team, and even a little peek
of what guest or guests will be appearing on this
devastating new
album from the Serial Killaz themselves, so I'll
just fill you in on all of
it like whuuut. First off the Green Book tour,
has been
changed to the "Month Of Mayhem" tour, and is
supposed to have some super
fresh new Twiztid gear along with it. Included
in this new
merch is a fat new basketball jersey that
according to Tom Dubb is "like
none other seen before", Tom also said that
except for t-shirts,
the merch looks radically different from anything
Twiztid/Psychopathic
Records has ever produced. I personally have
snagged up
tickets to both denver shows and cannot fuckin
wait to get down there and
tear it up with the Denver Juggalos. Now a
shitload
of ninjas have been speculating, rumors have been
flying, and everyone wants
to know, "Who the fuck is gonna be rappin along
side
the serial killaz on this fresh new album?" Well
I am gonna let you in on
ONE of those guest appearances from ONE chapter
of the
book. The chapter is actually called "Serial
Killaz", within the chapter
you will learn of the bond between a killa and
his
family of weapons and willing foes. Serial
Killaz features that psycho we
all know as Tech N9ne. Yes, its true Twiztid and
Tech N9ne have teamed up for a song on the
upcoming Green Book. The Green
Book holds a lot of mystery, but one things for
sure, that Juggalos definitely help write parts
of the Green Book,
pyschopathic have seen the petitions on-line to
get Tech
N9ne to the Gathering, so they took your wants
and included them on a page
in the book. Tech N9ne is off the chain, and I'm
sure will be a great addition to the already wig
splitting, Green Book! As
far as the Green Book street team goes, they are
doing things a little bit different this time
around. Alot of ninjas have
been e-mailing psychopathic and asking why they
can't find where to apply for the green book
street team, well if you can't
find an application its because this year if you
want to be a part of the team you have to submit
the following:
A
videotape of a new way to promote Twiztid’s
Green Book, a copy of your Driver License, and
last but not least two and a
half Newport’s for Monoxide to smoke while he
watches your video. All applicants must be at
least 18 years old, with a
valid drivers license, and not been on a prior
Psychopathic
Street Team, as we must give everyone a chance.
Make sure to include your
phone number, e-mail, or any way to get at you.
If
you can do this stuff, send your flava
to:
I ain’t
gonna crash the
van!
P.O. Box 332
Royal Oak, Mi
48068-0332
3 Days Till Hatchet
Warrior Drops
More hatchet history is going in the books in 3
days, on April 8th when
Anybody Killa's FIRST PSYCHOPATHIC RELEASE hits
stores
everywhere!! ABK has been working his ass off
the past two years for the
hatchet, rapping along side Blaze, and adding his
own
own original style to a variety of Psychopathic
songs that can be found on
many different albums and compilations. It's
been a
long time coming for Anybody Killa, and now his
first full length
psychopathic release is going to be hitting the
shelves, and
I'm sure after the first listen, Juggalos and
lettes alike are going to be
fiending for some more. I probably will be
bumping
that native funk, o.g gangsta rap in my car for
weeks, or until I get
scalped by the Toma-Hatchet swinging warrior's
fresh rhymes. One
thing is for damn sure, this album is going to be
one to remember, a first
for ABK, and sure not to be the last. You can
place
your orders for Hatchet Warrior now over at Hatchetgear.com
and you will have it
the day
after it comes out, I'm sure the album will be
available here on M500 as
well! So like they said over at Icp.com
"Best get your warpaint on. Betta get your
toma-hatchets sharpened. Be ready
to have the herb in your peacepipes because next
week, on April 8th, the drumbeats will be heard
through the starry night...
calling forth the Hatchet Warrior!"
Shaggy Show 3 Now
Online
Well after
psychopathic scared the shit out all of us with a
dirty april fools day joke, saying that they lost
the 3rd and last edition
of the Shangri-La tour Shaggy Shows, they
decided
to be nice and hook up the Juggalos with the 3rd
Shaggy Show. This Shaggy
Show is not one your gonna want to miss, along
with
all the usual fucked up shit shaggy be doin,
there is also a guest
appearance by none other than MOON GLORIOUS
himself!! That's
right for the first time in ages, Moon Glorious
sat down in front of the
camera for a little face to face with Shaggy. As
usual
Moon doesn't talk to much, but does hit the blunt
a couple times, and
mentions that he "misses Vampiro". I don't think
there is
hardly any footage of Moon Glorious out there so
you should download this
freshness while you still can and add even MORE
hatchet
history to your hard drive. I took all mine and
converted them to mpg 1
format and burned them on as a "VCD" which plays
in
my dvd player or any dvd player that says
dvd/vcd/mp3 on the front. So now
I have a fresh dvd of all 3 shaggy shows! To
learn
how to convert your original shaggy shows in
their "mpeg" format to vcd
ready format check out the site VcdHelp.com,
this is where I learned how to do it myself so it
should work for you as
well. Until next time....MCL -xanax
San Luis
Obispo Ca
April 3rd
Whassup?!!!* So, I just thought i'd expound on
the
Backyard Wrestling: Don't Try This At Home (xbox
&ps2**) game
that ICP's gonna be in. If found these links
with a
little more info on the game. The
first
has some screenshots and a little info. The
second is an article written from someone
that
attended the Eidos unveiling of the game
(featured in
the second installment of the
Shaggy Show: Shangri La tour). Granted the
person who
wrote the article didn't know
a damn thing about ICP or much about wrestling
for
that matter, but it has some good
pics of the Rude Boy and some of
J
and Shaggs.
* A warm hearted greating to all
who
know who I am, thanks for the emails n' what-not
during my long-ass sabatical.
** I'm still saving up for a
NES
email
GlenBurnie MD 04/1/03
V-ICE ADDED TO THIS
YEARS GATHERING...?...
My homie Jay aka TheWraithCard6@aol.com (who is
legit
good friends with VANILLA ICE'S Band), just sent
me
some devastating news about V-ICE being a guest
at
this years GOTJ! V-ICE's drummer Chris aka
Hitman
called him this weekend and informed him that
V-ICE
will infact be returning to this years Gathering!
Now
it's not completely a done deal yet, but V-ICE's
manager Tommy Quon has also said it looks like a
sure
shot. Thats the shit ninjas! If you were
fortunate
enough to see Rob rock the the 2001 gathering,
than
you know the fuckin excitement he brings to a
live
show. Plus we'll finally be able to see him
collab on
stage with ICP for thier "INSANE KILLAS" song.
I'll
give you more official info on this as I get it
killaz!
A POSSIBLE MIKE E.
CLARK/PSYCHOPATHIC REUNION .......
Thats rights homies, the legendary producer of
ICP's
first 5 Jokers Cards(plus tons more)- MIKE E.
CLARK,
is doing many projects these days. One of which
is a
band he produces called- "28 Dead Flower
Children".
Now I know a ton of Juggalos(including myself)
have
been missing that certain sound that MEC made for
the
clowns for all those years. Thats not knocking
MIKE
P., cause he's an awesome producer in his own
way.
But just like I couldn't imagine any song on ZUG
IZLAND's album to have been produced by anyone
other
than MIKE P, I also couldn't have imagined any
track
off of "Riddlebox" with a beat other than MIKE E
CLARKS ya know. So yeah, I've been kinda waiting
for
a lil reunion with MEC and PSY. Well, that just
may
happen after all(fingers crossed). It was
recently
announced that MIKE E. CLARK's band- "28 Dead
Flower
Children" will be opening up for ZUG IZLAND(feat
MIKE
P) on April 4th! So who knows, maybe some talks
have
been made, or maybe will be made, and we might
one day
see the Legendary MIKE E. CLARK producing beats
for
one of the many artists in PSYCHOPATHICS full
stable
ya know. We can hope right?
SABU'S RESULTS FROM
LIVONIA MI .......
JCW Mainstay and hardcore wrestling Icon-"SABU"
was
involved in a huge Main Event Tag match for the
Maximum Pro Wrestling fed this past friday. The
bout
was SABU & "Urban Legend" Tony Smallz vs. Dyson
Pryce
& A-1 of Johny Bradfords Army. As you could
always
expect from SABU, thier was all kinds of Blood,
weapons, and fucked up high flying shit going on
in &
outside of the ring. Although they were way
outta
thier league, Pryce & A-1 did have a few moments
where
they scored nearfalls on Smallz. In the end
however,
it was Psychopathics own- "SABU" scoring the big
win
with his famous finisher "the Triple Jump
Moonsault"!
Another big win for SABU on the indy scene!
ALL MD HORROR MOVIE
JUGGALOS LISTEN UP .......
Now you know how I'm some big Horror film nut,
that
goes to all the conventions right. Well, if
you're
into em like I am and you live in MD than you're
in
luck ninja! The easts coasts big Horror film
convention called "HORRORFIND" will be held in
Hunt
Valley MD this summer. The guest list is still
very
early, but already impressive. So far they have
the
OG LEATHERFACE- Gunnar Hansen(from Texas Chainsaw
Massacre), PINHEAD- Doug Bradley(from
Hellraiser),
American Werewolf in London- David Naughton, and
XXX
Mega Star- TRACY LORDS!!! For more directions,
tix,
or to check out the evergrowing guest list hit up
www.horrorfind.com.
AN UPCOMING MAD
MAN
PONDO MATCH ANNOUNCED.......
JCW Legend & The GATHERING's Wrestling School
instructor-"MAD MAN PONDO" will be wrestling
for-Underground Pro Wrestling in Durham NC on
4/17.
So yeah, if you wanna witness the bloodiest
wrestler
on the indy scene "live" than you don't wanna
miss
PONDO at the Mansion Venue on 4/17. You won't
even
believe the crazy shit he'll put his body threw
to
shock the fans. I'm talking about all the most
Fucked
up weapons you could think of, not to mention the
sickest bumps from all over the arena too. The
shock
factor alone is deffinetly worth the price of
admission killaz. Also on this night will be
former
WWE star- The Barbarian, former ECW star- C.W.
Anderson and many more.
TIDBITS FROM THE
NEW
MASTAMIND INTERVIEW(ESHAMS PARTNER IN
RHYME).......
Since I last posted about MASTAMIND(a member of
ESHAMS
group NATAS) possibly signing with a new Label,
I've
recieved quite a few emails from Natas
Killionaire's.
They directed me to a brand new MASTAMIND
interview
that was done by WicketOne aka Warlocc over in
the
forrums at www.acidrap.com. However, if you're
too
lazy to peep the whole interview I'll just give
you
some key tidbits here. MASTAMIND said he thinks
it
was a good move for ESHAM to sign to
Psychopathic,
Esham and TNT will not be on his new solo album
"Streetvalu" due out June 24 on Darkersound Ent,
it
will have several producers this time, will also
have
new guests, Still has mad love for ESHAM & tnt,
no
plans for NATAS right now(maybe down the road),
how he
met ESHAM in school, who he would like to work
with,
how D-12 & like 40 people jumped ESHAM & tnt at
Warped
tour, how ICP/ ESHAM/& NATAS started the wicket
shit
that everyone bites, his own record label in the
future, & that the Hellraiser is back!!! But
yeah, if
you still wanna peep the full interview, hit up
the
forums at www.acidrap.com. Well, thats all for
now
ninjas. Until next time, Peace and MCL!!!
March 29th 2003 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whut up juggalos!! Detroit juggalos where you at? Fuck it...NATIONWIDE juggalos where you at?
This sunday March 30th (tomorrow) Esham will on Detroit's radio staion 101.Fm the WRIF on
the OD show. But thats not it....if u dont live in Detroit...like me....you can access that
shit online at
www.wrif.com and click the Listen Live button. Heres the full details on this
devstating flavor...
Sunday March 30th @ 10pm (eastern)
on the OD Show
Listen on 101FM or online at
www.wrif.com
Bonus!
All next week WRIF will be giving away
tickets to the April 5th show at Harpos
with Esham and Zug Izland
50 pairs worth of tickets!!
March 28th 2003 Email Me Herpes
in your mouth,
whats on your mind everyone? Me...I'm just
chillin out smokin a fatty like
usual, and like superstar Clown E. said earlier,
I STILL haven't O.D'd yet, but i'm trying my
hardest to make sure I don't
live past 25, just so all you don't have to put
up
with my once a millenium updates anymore, hehe.
Nah I plan to be up on m500
alot more often, (like i say in every update)
cause
it's getting kinda stale kicking it on the curb
with Donn Dymond while he
parrallel parks his dope ride with only 2 rims,
of course
with the rims facing the street so we look like
ballers. Maybe we would
make enough money to get a complete set rims
instead of just
the two if we would quit smoking all our profits,
and blowing it on Dam`
Perigon` and strippers every night... but hey its
hard not to fork out some
cash when you got a set of $5,000 titties all up
in your face. Anyway I got
some dope news below, including another "letters
from
the cell block" from M500's homie "T Bone" who is
serving up his 40 month
sentence in federal prison. This time I got a
couple
of pics of our homeboy actually AT the prison.
Whats fuckin crazy is look
at the one pic of him by himself and then look at
the
newer one where he is with 2 of his prison
homies, the mutherfucker has
DOUBLED IN SIZE, i've known this ninja all my
life about
and I almost didn't even recognize him in this
new pic, he's benching his
bodyweight he said, and its fuckin showing. This
mofo
might actually replace Donn Dymond as M500's full
time bodygaurd, and bitch
slapper when he gets out. Anyway I'll get on to
some
fuckin newz, and let you guys kick back, smoke
sumthin and read the flava
below, PEACE- XanAx
Esham's Acid Rain
Tour feat. Zug Izland
I figured I better hit you juggalos with a
reminder about Eshams
Acid Rain Tour. If you
haven't heard already Esham The Boogie Man,
along with the hard hitting ZUG
IZLAND are going to be tearing up some fresh
ass cities, and blowing the
roof off the venue of
each place after flippin everyone's wigz with the
freshness of Esham, and
Zug Izland TOGETHER in one place, yet once again
playing, and
rapping their asses off for all the juggalos who
show up to support the
boogie man and the zuggalos! This is just a mini
tour that
kicks off on April 5th, and is only 4 dates,
before Esham teams up with
Blaze, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, MO Thugs Family, and
Mr. Servon
for the "Take Me Home Tour 2003". You will want
to get your tickets FAST,
because this is only a 4 date tour, tickets are
selling faster than a virgin bustin they first
nut! The tour is so close to
Detroit, where the Psychopathic headquarters lie,
that
you never know what kind of guest appearances
could possibly be at these
shows. For example on the first night April 5th,
at
the Detroit show at "Harpos" none other than
JUMPSTEADY will be doing a
special live set for that date only, so if your a
Detroit
Juggalo, I just gave you the heads up so don't
miss that shit, and act like
ya didn't know. Esham will be laying down dope
tracks off his new cd Acid Rain (which is mostly
greatest hits, along with
some NEW shit too) which is devastating, and the
Zug Thugz will be blowing people away with tracks
from Cracked Tiles which
is off the hook! I was definately impressed by
Zug's
new cd, and suprised about how much it grows on
you, it has tons of juggalo
flavor which isn't suprising with the lyrics all
being written
by Violent J himself! This album should be at
least given a try be
everyone, even if your not a fan of rock because
it has a
little bit of rap flava in there along with just
some original ass sounding
music. The four dates of the tour are in Detroit
April 5th, Cleveland
Ohio April 6th, Columbus Ohio April 7th, and
Pittsburgh PA on April 8th.
There will be a ton of new merchandise that is
just now
shipping out of the wharehouse for the upcoming
tours, so get off your ass
if your in the area of any of those shows, and go
rep the hatchet to the fullest with the Boogie
Man himself and the Zug Thugz
all up in that son of a bitch, like
WHUT!!
Letters From The
Cell Block
Vol.4
Well juggalos i got for you this
time TWO FRESH PICS
of our homie in prison, one is when he first got
to federal prison a few
months ago or more, and one is very recent, you
won't
even think its the same guy he's gotten so fuckin
big from lifting weights,
and their ain't much else your gonna wanna do in
prison but make sure your big and bad as fuck, so
you don't gotta worry
about "bubba" trying to take your manhood in the
showers. Anyway
I'll get to T-bones 4th letter from the cell
block, and let him speak his
mind, I truly hope you all write this ninja a
letter. I mean if
it weren't for people like him, that actually
don't BITCH OUT, and nark
people off to get out of their own problems, none
of
you bud smokers would be able to get bud, all the
dealers would be in jail
if it weren't for TRUE RYDAZ, that take the fall,
and
don't rat off their homies, mad props to T-Bone,
His buddies Spencer
(middle) and that straight thug Royce on the far
left, much
respect to you all, and all us bud smokers
appreciate yall takin the fall
for all us and keeping it real, and saying FUCK
YOU to
the feds, drug laws are bullshit, and I ain't
gonna lose the only family I
got just so some wife beating cop can make his
quota for
the month. Peace homies, and stay up! Here is
T-bone's letter:
Whuts
up Juggalos/lettes world wide? T-Bone here
spittin
from the federal pen. I've been doing a lot of
thinking lately, thats about
all a muthfacko can do here. Man I've been
locked
up for 17 months now, for whut?, Minding my own
business, selling a little
weed here and there. I didn't bother nobody,
hurt
nobody, just sold a little tree's here and there.
Is that so bad?, I don't
know, maybe it is. (I SAY NO-xanax)
I got
good news and bad. The good is this muthafuckin
killa speakin to ya right
now got into this drug program and is going to
hit
the street in November this year. So Juggalettes
be ready for a serial
killin juggalo needin some neden , cause I
haven't
had any for two years. But don't get too exited,
cause I plan on busting my
nut pretty fast, after three years of no neden,
your just pull it out in front of a girl and it
gushes.
The bad news is
this ninja hasn't heard a psychopathic song in 17
months. The
music I used to sleep, live, and survive on I
haven't even got a small bite
of. I heard ICP on the Howard Stern Show, but
that wasn't enough. I want to hear some of the
new shit. I stay connected
to the juggalo link by getting several printouts
from different juggalo websites. But once again
that just makes me want to
hear the new shit even more. I just really
appreciate
all you ninjas and ninjettes that write me too
and I wanted to say what up
to all you that write me and just say thanks!!
That
shit just makes me feel more like I'm part of
this family even though I'm so
far away from the psycho killin scene. We all
got to
stick together, because we can make this place a
better world, like Violent
J says, one day we'll have juggalo cops, and
juggalo
lawyers and shit like that, and when your homies
(like myself and our
homieKilla
Cdid for T-Bone) come to
court
sporting the hatchet. The judge will see that
shit and be like "he's a
juggalo, he's just like me. I'm going to give
him a
second chance and let you ride. Or maybe someday
you'll have a Juggalo cop
who smells the herb blazin out of your car and
he'll
see your a juggalo and just let you keep blazin
cause we're all family, and
who would lock up their own brother or sister
up. I"m 24 now and I'm speakin the Juggalo love
and I know when I'm 54 I'll
still be singing the Juggalo Anthems. When I say
MUCH CLOWN LOVE FOR LIFE, I mean that shit. One
great thing about this
family is no matter where your at nobody will
ever be
able to take it away from you. Well Ninjas I
think I've said whut I wanted
to say but last but not least even though I
haven't
heard a psychopathic song in 17 months I'm still
the PSYCHO KILLIN JUGGALO I
was when I got myself in this shit. If you feel
like
hittin up another family member, please write me
a letter, a postcard or
whatever just say whattup. MCL- T
Bone
*click pics for larger view
F.P.C.
Tim Givan
07220-046
P.O. BOX
6000
Sheridan, Or. 97378
Important Gathering
Updates!!
If you haven't heard through the grapevine
already, or seen it on another
site, then you don't know about some confusion
about
this years The Gathering Of The
Juggalos that has been cleared up now! First
off the name of the
location has been changed from "Shangri La Park"
to
"Crystal Forest". Also Just to let all juggalos
know that unfortunately all
smoking rooms and all double rooms at the
"Holliday Inn"
are taken. There are a few single rooms left.
Even MORE changes that you
better know about have taken place so make sure
you
read this next part. Tickets
for the gathering go on sale
THIS FRIDAY, but one change has taken place,
instead of the tickets going on sale at 1 pm,
they are going on sale at 6:00
PM this Friday, NOT AT 1pm. I personally
plan on getting a room at a motel, because like
Donn Dymond said, the most
popular pick up line by the 3rd day will be "If
you
suck my dick, I'll give you a place to sleep
indoors". I personally will be
having sex more than I will be at the gathering,
so
if you see me walking give me a hand cause i'll
be weak in the knees from
busting multiple nuts all day. For all you
campers, your
gonna wanna bring alot of your own toilet paper,
lots of gold bond, tons of
food to bar-b-que, and don't worry about bringing
any condoms cause if your camping; by the third
day your gonna be smelling
like my ass after a combo meal at Del Taco right
after
the bars close. Anyway the gathering is sure to
be fucking DEVASTATING this
year, fresh private land to party on, and NO
FUCKING CITY POLICE
FUCKNG WITH US AND TEAR GASSING THE JUGGALOS!! I
can't wait to see all you
ninjas there, I'm about as exited for the
gathering
as my homie T-Bone is to get out of that fuckin
prison. Well I'm out for
now, until next time keep it real and don't die
or I
won't have a person who reads my updates anymore.
Peace!
March. 25th 2003 Oceano Cali
Email Me
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA"S!! i;m
fresh outta jail ninja's, i'm FREE !! AMISTAD!!
for those of you who dont know i was recently convicted of 1 count of ryding till i die, 2 counts of kickin it old skool and a record 7 counts of ballin outta control, its the last count that carries jail tyme. ok so it was for only one day, what can i say, a jail ainght nuthin but brick and steel it cant hold DONN DYMOND!!
well ninja i;ve done my tyme, i showed up and turn;d myself in at 7 am on sautuday morning, i got strip serched and the took my camra ( sorry, no penitentury pics) then dressed me up in my county orange uniform, and i was no longer DONN DYMOND internaitonal baller and teenage model scout, i was now prisoner #816 hardend thug and potential murderer.
i spent my first 2 hours in lock up madd doggin EVERYONE ( there where 52 of us in the jail dorm) but that didnt last long, me being the biggest guy in my cell evertone wanted to be my friend, ppl where giving me cookies and apples and chocolate milks, i guess they figured if we where friends i;d rape sombody else.
well seeing
as i was only in for 1 days i was able to skip the shower and haveing to crap in front of everybody on the visable toilet, so aside from sleepin all day and playing a game of poker ( i came up 2 top ramen packs, a pencil, 2 packs of cookies, a comb, and a spoon. i was lock down ballin) nuthin much goes on inside, in fact its the most boring place in the world, and i'll do whatever i can to make sure i never have to go back. On that note when i got out the 1st thing i did was buy a desert eagle .50 caliber hand gun/cannon off this guy i met on lock down for only 800$. So im now and finaly armed.
on a lighter side,
kotton mouth kings played SLO brew sunday night, (small bar in our small town) ( pics to be developed shortly) and me ed and SKS Juggalo of milenko500 where there representing, after waiting in line for an hour to get in the door man looked at me and said " sorry buddy kmk is sold out" so i told him " i know this, i heard hidden stash 2, can i get a ticket?" he was about to turn me away but luckly my friend paul works there and got us in.
the opening band was the funk junkeez, which at first i wasnt feelin but when i realized they where giving away shots druing the set, this won me over, then they were jamin, The Funk Junkies are pretty tight.
just after 11
KMK came on and played basicly the same show ive seen them play every tyme i see them, witch is a fresh show. The stage was a little to small to get the full effect of there dope smokein stage show, so instead of slideing all around the stage, pakalika pretty much hung out in the corner doing the roger rabbit smokein massive amounts of green bud the whole tyme. it made me wonder if he knows that minimum wage is up to $6.75 in cali, i mean he can be poplockin jumbo fries at a drive threw on the side, or maybe saint dog can get him a job at wal-mart when this whole kmk thing is threw, overall the show was pretty good, they where high energy as always, and THANK GOD CORPRATE AVENGER DIDNT PLAY!!!! ok thats about it i'm out MCL NINJA:S
"the views expressed do not necissarilly represent those of this station, management or website"
March 24th 2003 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whuts juggalin ninjaz?!? Mr. E Love back here
for a wednesday update. Stay tuned shortly for the Esham interview. Right now i'd like to
announce a worldwide search for the next member of the Milenko500 online staff. Jes so
rumors dont spread. Donn Dymond is still alive (we're all losing that bet), Xanax hasnt
OD'd yet...and hodge ...well see below for proof that ya cant kill a "Hodge".
Whut we're looking for: A ninja with high level top secret voo doo
html, php, OPP, NOKTB, like skills. We're lookin for some creative shit
that you can skool on this site and help represent the down to earth
laid back style we got flowin here like Cristal ($160 a bottle wine)
at a Jugalinko pool party.
So if you're interested heres what ya gotta do. Copy the following questions
into an email and answer them, and email ur answers to me. Lost already? Then
u dont qualify. lol....here they are...
1. Are you a mark?
2. How much merch should one have to be considered a juggalo?
3. If Donn Dymond says ur off the site and you talk back to him whut should be done to you?
4. How old are you?
5. Full Name?
6. Male, Female?
7. Do you accept tha fact that being on M500 can immediately propel you to superstar
status...including being the number 1 under rated site? (we're number 1!! we're number 1!!)
8. How many sites rejected you before u applied here?
9. Do you even like this site? (*answering NO will greatly decrease ur chances of being picked)
10. Are you also willing to accept that being on this site doesnt make u actually associated
with either myself (Clown E), Jugalinko, Donn Dymond, Xanax, Hodge, or that faggot D6.
11. Do you understand that this is not a job, so as such u will NOT get paid.
12. Do you also understand that the M500 staff cannot protect you from Donn Dymond hitting you.
Thats it ninjaz. If you wanna skool some html tactics on M500 send in ur entries by
clicking here.
email
GlenBurnie MD 03/25/03
OUR JUGGASSOCIATE-
"KRAYZIE BONE" IS SET TO RELEASE HIS NEW SPLIT
PERSONALITY SOLO ALBUM ON APRIL
15TH......
What up ninjas. Damn, not only do we have ABK's
new
album right around the corner, but now KRAYZIE
BONE's
new album as well. On April 15th our
Juggassociate-
Krayzie Bone will be releasing a new solo
album....but
not anything like his older solo projects this
time.
Krayzie Bone is going by the new persona- "LETHA
FACE"
and the album title is called "The Legends Part
1".
It's supposed to be alot darker than his other
solos
too. Now awhile back their was an unofficial
tracklisting floating around for this album, that
speculated that all members of DARK LOTUS will be
on a
collab track on the album. It's not certain yet,
but
hell with BONE THUGS and PSYCHOPATHIC being cool
with
each other all the time, it wouldn't suprise me
at
all. For a glimpse of the wicked looking album
cover,
and to hear a track off the album called "Game
Tight"(Feat. Tupac) hit up
www.bonethugrecords.com.
RECENT VAMPIRO
RESULTS
FROM OVERSEAS......
Former JCW champion and Hardcore
Juggalo-"VAMPIRO" was
recently involved in some big 6 man tag matches
for
the EMLL Lucha Libre federation from the Arena
Mexico.
One of the 6 Man tag matches involved VAMPIRO,
Shocker, & Rayo De Jalisco vs. Emilo Charles Jr.,
Pierroth Jr., & Tarzan Boy. As expected from a
Lucha
match wih this many big name Mexican talents, the
match was fuckin Incredible! It was alot of back
and
fourth action and high risk moves in this one
killaz.
In the end however, it was Tarzan Boy's team
scoring
the big win after a lil interference behind the
refs
back and some foriegn objects too. MATCH 2
Featuring
VAMPIRO. This past friday VAMPIRO along side
Hijo Del
Lizmark & Negro Casas took on Apolo Dantes,
Mascara
Magica, & Shocker. This match stole the show
that
night ninjas. VAMPIRO was on point the whole
night.
He was nailing Luchas with all kinds of swift
kicks to
the face, Powerbombs, Rock Bottoms, and a ton of
other
impressive moves in his arsenal! The match was
unbelieveable homies! All the Luchas were doing
some
high flying shit that probobally doesn't even
have
names yet, lol. After 20+ mins of non stop
action it
was VAMP's team who scored the impressive victory
courtesy of a severe "Nail in the Coffin" from
VAMPIRO
himself. The fans of the EMLL gave all
competitors a
standing applause after the bout. I'm glad to
hear
VAMP's still making a huge name from himself in
Mexico. I just wish it wasn't soo hard for us
Juggalos to peep him in action ya know.
RARE PHOTO & SHORT
REVIEW FROM ICP'S APPEARENCE WITH
GANGREL......
Not alot of ninjas heard about this, but ICP made
a
Main Event appearence at the Main Event of
Maximum Pro
Wrestling's "Maximum Impact" show from Jan 19th.
The
Main Event that night was former WWE
star-"Gangrel"
vs. former ECW star-"Simon Diamond" for his
Title.
The match didn't look soo good for Gangrel at
times(due to Diamonds cheating ways). However,
after
brawling all over the arena Gangrel finally did
beat
Diamond in the middle of the ring with his
Impaler
finish. The celebration was cut short though
cause
former WWE star-"Ahmed Johnson" along with his
protege- Monty Brown, came down and beat Gangrel
around. Then outta nowhere "ICP" hit the ring
and
totally cleared house! After ICP fought off
Ahmed &
Brown, VIOLENT J handed Gangrel his hard earned
title
and celebrated with him. Too see a pic from that
night(along with a lil review), hit up
www.mxpw.com/news.htm. Damn, what if ICP could
unite
VAMPIRO & Gangrel? wouldn't that be a fuckin
devastating duo right there.
THE PRODUCER OF THE
FIRST 5 JOKERS CARDS IS SET TO RELEASE A SOLO EP
THIS
SUMMER......
Thats right the Legendary Producer of all ICP's
classic songs- "MIKE E. CLARK", is working on a
brand
new solo EP that will drop sometime this summer.
The
album is gonna be titled "When the Smoke Clears".
Now
the things thats gonna make this different from
other
MEC solo's, is that he's gonna be doing alot of
raps
and vocals on it. Huh, should be interesting
ninjas.
Also in the summer of 2003, MEC is set to release
a
"Beats for that Ass" Vol.3! Now, if you bought
"Beats
for that Ass" vol. 1&2 than you know that they
were
full of ICP beats(even some unreleased) and other
MEC
productions. This new volume should be no
different I
guess. So if you're as curiuos as I am as to
what
Masterpieces MIKE E. CLARK has been bangin out of
the
FUNHOUSE STUDIO, than keep hittin up
www.b4records.com
for upcoming info on the albums and other
projects.
Well, thats all for now ninjas. But, before I
bounce
I wanna say thank you to Julie (and all her
healthy
clones) for making everything.....Incredible!
Until
next time, Peace and MCL!!!
Pismo Beach Cali march 24th My Info
In celebration of Oscars Diamond Anniversary and the upcoming 75th Annual Oscar ceremonies, the Academy Should have recognized
that for the insane clown posse its actualy raining diamonds and big money hustlas should have wone for best picture.
Making his second appearance as ringleader of the Oscar® telecast, actor and comedian Steve Martin returns after a year's absence as host of the 75th Academy Awards.
"I'm very pleased to be hosting the Oscars again," said Martin, "because fear and nausea always make me lose weight." he also went on to say " I wana give big ups to Sean at milenko500 for everything i am and know"
We here at milenko500 for all of you that dont know have an insider track and all the scoop early on the oscars. Milenko500's own
Clown E Love actualy works for the academy for a big LA based Movie/music Company that will remain Un Named. Clown E Love was at the event last night and will have more scoop for you than i can as i just watched 
it on tv. You will see a pic of clown e in this update with his very hot date. Clown E Love in Giorgio Armani and PAULETTA WASHINGTON in Carmen Marc Valvo both stunned and awe'd the crowed on the red carpet. Eddie did mention that the Paperatzi and Press were a little stressful but the end of the night parties were well worth it. Word on tinsle town is that Clown E was holding up a sign that said "BIG MONEY HUSTLAS" in the croud and was attacked by a Very Embaresed Harland Williams who begged him to stop. Also at one of the after parties clown e smashed a Crystal Bottle (160$ champagne) over an ice sculpture of Lou Gossit Jr. Know one knows why but i know, its cause eddie bought the 8 pack of Irion Eagle 1 - 8 and spent16 hrs of his life locked in a room watching them all while huffing paint and crying.
I personaly belive that If 8 Mile is gona be up for awards then BMH should have been up for an award, i havent seen 8 mile ( D6's Fav Movie ) but im 
sure it doesent have any one from the Jerky boys, and i also bet they didnt get any washed up child actors from the 70's like RE RUN (fred berry) or dolomite. If the world only knew how ill Psychopathic was theyd understand. Aight Juggalos Icp is tourin like krazy, bong thugs is tourin, everything is jumpin off. So go out and see some shows.
Our own Donn Dymond was at a Kottonmouth Kings Concert last night wearing an all red velour set and his tinsle town spirit was there making him bling and ball like a trillionair. So maybe if mr dymond can stop trying to talk young ladies into coming over his house off AOL IM , for a little bit he can update bout KMK and JAIL. Ok Paace out ninjas im a go get drunk and do some shootin. Guns and Beer mix so well.
March 21st 2003 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Cali Juggalos!! Make sure u hit up
LCJuggalos.com for some dope
ass freshness thats going down this Saturday!!! PS. u DONT wanna miss out.
email
GlenBurnie MD 03/21/03
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR
A
RARE PIECE OF ICP WRESTLING FOOTAGE(FROM
ECW).....
What up ninjas. Now I know we've all heard ICP
mention how they've worked for all 3 Big League
Wrestling Leagues in the 90's right. Well, it
was
easy to peep them when they were on WWE & WCW,
but
thier old ECW footage was a bit harder to come
bye.
Maybe thats due to the fact that they were only a
small part of one of ECW's PPV's(was suppossed to
be
2-3 appearences but that fell through). ICP's
appearence I'm speaking of was when they cut an
in
ring interview before the ECW Hardcore Heaven 97
PPV.
During the interview they were met by Rob Van Dam
&
SABU. Then to everyones suprise, RVD & SABU
jumped
and beat the hell outta ICP in the middle of the
ring.
It's kinda cool now to look back at that PPV
footage
and see ICP working in the ring with current WWE
superstar- "RVD". Well, if you want to get ahold
of
this footage without trading with shady wrestling
traders online, you can buy it from a legit
webstore.
at www.rfvideo.com(keyword ICP). The item ID is
2098
and sells for only $12. Also on this ECW
compilation
vid are wrestling stars- Jerry Lawler, Tommy
Dreamer,
Bam Bam Bigelow, Spike Dudley, Taz, SABU, Rick
Rude,
RVD, Terry Funk, Dudleys, and many more. Just
thought
you killaz might be interested.
UPCOMING BCW
WRESTLING
SHOW FEATURING SABU.....
On thursday April 17th our PSYCHOPATHIC SOLDIER-
"SABU" along with a ton of other wrestling stars
will
be appearing on the Border City Wrestling show in
Oldcastle Ontario. Thats right SABU has issued a
challenge to former WWE superstar & current BCW
champ-
"D-Lo Brown" in the Main Event. With those 2
talents
that should be one hellava match ninjas! And you
know
SABU.....so you know it's gonna be plenty of
blood,
weapons, and the most suicidal moves ever! Also
on
the show are former WWE stars- Gangrel, Jerry
Lynn,
and ICP's homie- RAVEN. For directions or tix
info
hit up www.bordercitywrestling.com.
ESHAM'S FORMER
PARTNER
IN RHYME- TO SIGN TO A NEW LABEL.....
As you all know Psychopathics own- "ESHAM" has
been a
part of the Legendary founding fathers of Acid
rap
know as NATAS for over 10 years now. Well,
another
third of Natas- "MASTAMIND" has recently been
shopping
around for a new Record Label to record another
solo
album on. Well, I've been hearing alot of things
and
getting alot of emails from some NATAS
Suicidalists.
Apparently Mastamind is in talks with Black
Market
Records. They are still in early stages of
negotiations and is far from being a done deal
yet.
Hell, at least it's a start though right. I
can't
wait for some new MASTAMIND shit killaz. He is
one of
the most underrated rappers in the game today.
Why.....cause he's unique as hell. His shit
makes you
think about what you just heard ya know. I was
fortunate enough to get a copy of his scrapped
EP("StreetValu" that was suppossed to be released
on
Lost Souls Records) and if this is any example of
what
his next legit solo album will be like......than
we're
in for a real treat killionaires! I'll letcha
know
more on this Mastamind/Black Market Records
situation
when I get it.
THE- "JUGGALO RYDAS
BYTCH" CAR CLUB TO BE RECRUITING AT ICP'S ORLANDO
SHOW.....
Remember a few updates back when I told you
Juggalos
about a new Juggalo car club(The J.R.B.) thats
expanding with the quickness. Well, if you
haven't
joined yet but are interested.....you still can.
They
want any and all down ass ninjas in thier elite
crew.
So if you're planning on hitting up the March
25th
Orlando FL show, the president of the club Melvin
Barrios will be handing out fliers at around 8pm
outside the venue.
JCW'S- "MAD MAN
PONDO"
RESULTS FROM CLARKSVILLE IN.....
Our JCW Hardcore Icon & Strangle Mainia 2
Coverboy-
"MAD MAN PONDO" recently had a brutal match for
the
IWA Midsouth in Clarksville IN. The match was a
Hardcore Deathmatch in which PONDO wrestled indy
star
J.C. Bailey in the Main Event. As you could
always
expect out of our JCW Wrestling School
Instructor,
this match was sick as fuck ninjas! After a long
bout
in which both men were soaked in blood, MAD MAN
PONDO
ended up getting the impressive win......but
listen to
how he pulled off the 3 count. PONDO won after
he put
Bailey in a Piledriver off of the top rope & onto
a
stop sign, with light tubes, set up on chiars!
Isn't
that some Fucked up shit homies. Thats PONDO for
ya
though, lol. Well until next time- "Peace and
MCL".
Pismo Beach Cali march 20th My Info
Juggalos i wana give a shout out to all the U.S. toops over in iraq. You wouldnt belive how many emails i get from juggalos, and fans of
jackass saying there over seas. We get many orders from Juggalos all over the ARMY, NAVY, MARINES, etc. Some on aircraft carriers or stationed over there. Yall are the best, i admire and apreciate what your doing for us and our country.
The war has begun, its time to be with the people you love. And if any of you juggalos out there see any crazy shit going down, Terrorist causing damage, or any thing out of the ordinary, step to em, the entire juggalo army is at home, running homeland security. Once agin Much love to all the troops over seas and thanx yall are the best and we know you will get the job DONE!
P.s. Clown e Love talken shit bout my update bout ill mitch and how no one cares. Eat a bowl of dicks Clown E Love. Check out page 38 in the new STUFF MAGAZINE, ill mitch gets fat props and they mention his song "Hey ladies fans" and show a picture of his CD and HELMUT. I know all you illmitchalos are stoked for his new found fame. www.illmitch.com. Oh and donn dymond got out of jail just recently, as you remember in his last update he had to go in on warrents and is now a free man. Its funny cause while he was in there he met up with a guy who got out of jail the same day as him, he sold Donn Dymond (aka mike) a desert eagle hand cannon for only 800$ yesterday. 50 Cal. Hand gun, we shot it and every shot felt like a hand grenade going off. some cool shit went down in jail, so his update will be up soon.
March 18th 2003 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whut up juggalos!?? Im fresh from chillin with
one of the most wealthiest and successful businessmen in the world. He's only second
in riches and bling to Bill Gates so that lets u know how much he flosses. So yes
ninjaz im talking about "Jack" from Jack in the Box fame. Not only was he very cool
and chill in person....as i sat down with an up close and personal interview with
this billionaire...i found out one thing i never would of guessed....Mr. Jack...is
a fuckin JUGGALO!.....read on...
Clown E: So is it ok if i call you Jack?
Jack: Sure go ahead, but my ryda name is "LiL Pistol Starter"
Clown E: Whoa ur a juggalo?!?
Jack: Fuck yea..i been down with the clown since riddle box! In fact, riddle box
inspired me to get off my fat ass and make money. The song "chicken huntin" helped
me create my world famous Spicy Crispy Chicken Sandwich. I used to work the kitchen
choppin up chicken necks all day!
Clown E: Wow thats the shit! I never would've guessed you'd be into the clowns! Hey...u blaze?
Jack: Sure do son, how do you think i come up with dope ass commercials on tv? Come on now
u seen the one where i throw up a gang sign advertising for my new 69 cent hamburgers. I'd have
to be high to do that shit on tv.
Clown E: Haha man thats the shit. So u been to any concerts?
Jack: I've only been to LCJ mini gatherings. Sadly thats the only time i have what with my busy
schedule.
Clown E: Haha right on! I been to those too. You know that guy Zero? He's weird huh?
Jack: Way weird. *confused look*
Clown E: Yea... so anyway is there any new burger or something that you wanna advertise?
Jack: Well yes...my new value meal...you can now "donn dymond" your meal for jes 5 cents more
and that gives you larger fries and drink along with a stolen eight ball.
Clown E: Dont you mean Jack Ball?
Jack: You heard whut i said...
Clown E: Ummm ok..well i guess that concludes this interview. I wanna thank LiL pistol Starter
aka mr. Jack In the Box for giving his time. PEACE and MMFCL!
March 14th 2003 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whut up juggalos. Mr. E Love back up on here fresh from bumpin some 5 Cent. Whut?You dont know who 5 Cent is? I dont mean 50 Cent....im talkin about the real star of the
rap game 5 Cent.This is one hardcore motherfucker.He once held up 5 liquor stores in one night and still got home in time to finish his homework.
He was skoolin the dope game way before 50 Cent was and has more cases pending
than Softcore Mike. Aight ninjaz i been going through all the entries for questions
for my upcoming interview with tha
boogieman Esham and im gonna be picking the best
questions to axe him. I wish i could use them all but both esham and i wont live that
long (we both brothas). But anyway thanks to all the ninjaz the sent in questions yall
are the shit. Jes to get into some Esham flava im posting a couple tracks off Eshams latest
album Acid Rain thats in stores now. This cd is the shit full of old esham classics plus
some new flava with guest rappers ICP. Its tha shit...aight enuff talk peep the flava...
Woo Woo also Message Board juggalos peep the new layout errr i mean colors...wtf...umm yea. Drop
by and leave us ur words of wisdowm. Added are three new forums. One for Esham, ABK and Zug Izland
so hit up by
clicking here or the link on our main page.
Thats it for now muhfackos. Till next time im out like whut...
BABY WHUT?!?
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GlenBurnie MD 03/12/03
ANOTHER HORROR FILM
LEGEND ADDED TO THIS YEARS CHILLER THEATRE
CONVENTION.....
What up ninjas. First before I hit you with the
news
I gotta send my appologies to any of you killas
who've
been trying to get ahold of me as of late. A
"Choas
Theory" type situation happened to me when- just
as
some shit ticked me off in life and I turned into
a
loose cannon on all those pissing me off,
something
Incredible spawned from it ya know. So, I was
outta
town for a couple days but better than ever now!
Okay
onto the news. Remember a few updates back how I
mentioned to you ninjas about a huge Horror Movie
Convention coming to Jersey called- The Chiller
Theatre. Well, not only will this years
convention
feature Juggalo- JASON VOORHEES aka Kane
Hodder(who
was JASON in the the last 4 Friday the 13th
films),
who is repping the hatchet man jersey on the DVD
extras of JASON X, was also the Stunt car driver
for
ICP's "Another Love Song" video, and can always
be
seen rocking hatchet man gear at his
signings....the
Chiller Theatre will also have such Horror film
Icons
as CANDYMAN(Tony Todd), The Tall Man from
Phantasm,
and just added- the original "LEATHERFACE"(Gunnar
Hanson)! Plus a ton of other Horror film stars.
Now
if you're a fan of scary movies than you know how
fuckin incredible this is that the OG LEATHERFACE
will
be there! Leatherface was the legendary serial
slaughtering strangular from "the TEXAS CHAINSAW
MASSACRE", which is one of the greatest and
bloodiest
films in history. So if you're into this genre
of
films than you don't wanna miss this shit killaz.
It's all going down on April 25-27 in the swamps
of
New Jersey. For tix info or directions hit up
www.chillertheatre.com.
PSYCHOPATHICS OWN-
"SABU" TEAMS WITH FORMER WWE STAR GANGREL IN
MI.....
JCW's Hardcore/High Flier- "SABU" recently teamed
up
with former WWE star- "Gangrel" in Livonia MI for
the
Maximum Pro Wrestling Fed. It was a Main Event
bout
which featured SABU/Gangrel vs. Monty Brown and
former
WWE star "Ahmed Johnson". This match was brutal
as
hell and didn't look good for SABU's team on more
than
a few occasions. However, after some incredible
comeback moves & illegal weapons by SABU, they
were
able to make an impressive comeback and
eventaully
squeek out a narrow victory over Johnsons team.
One
note of interest from the match was the suicidal
"triple jump moonsault" SABU was able to pull
off!
That shits fuckin amazing ninjas! Also on the
card
was a JCW wrestler who you might remember- Truth
Martini.
PRINCE JUGGALO'S
RESULTS
FROM PAINSVILLE OH....
Another JUGGALO wrestler put in mad work this
past
weekend too. "PRINCE JUGGALO". On 3/9 he
wrestled
for Ohio's NEPW fed. After what seemed to be a
regular squash match(one sided bout), the Prince
was
caught off gaurd and fell victim to a rollup 3
count
from indy wrestler Discole Fever. Prince Juggalo
was
visibly pissed at himself for the loss and vowed
to
get revenge on Fever at the next NEPW show.
TIRED OF WAITING
FOR THE
RELEASE OF STRANGLE MAINIA VOL #3, TRY
THIS.....
Even though it's been made official that ICP's
STRANGLE MANIA 3(it's a highlight of SABU's best
matches) is edited and ready for release, due to
some
legal matters the wait is taking forever.
However, if
you need some of that insane SABU shit
now...check
this out. Thiers a DVD out in stores now called
FMW
"International Staughterhouse". It features the
most
fucked up & sick bastards from Japan vs. stars of
ECW!
On the DVD is 2 Kick ass Matches featuring
Psychopathics own- "SABU". One of them is one of
the
most amazing tag team matches I've ever
witnessed!
It's SABU & RVD vs. The Dudley Boyz. Plus the
dvd is
full of all kinds of other fucked up bloody
matches
featuring- Tommy Dreamer, Shane Douglas, Mike
Awesome,
180 yr old Drunk Terry Flunk, Tajiri, Sandman,
Super
Crazy, Bam Bam Bigelow & many more. It's
deffinetely
worth it for all you fans of Hardcore wrestling
or
just SABU. Good Shit killaz!
NEW "FIST OF THE
LOTUS"
VIDEO GAME(NON PSY NEWS).....
Theirs a brand new game on the horizon called TAO
FENG
"Fist of the Lotus" due out March 18th. It's a
fighting game from the creators of the infamous
Mortal
Kombat "Deadly Alliance"! So you already know
it's
gonna be devastating right. The game will be
exclusive to X-Box(but that could all change with
game
sales ya know). Oh yeah, also for all us Die
hard MK
Deadly Alliance fans out there.....thiers a
sequel in
the works. Well, for Game boy advance at least.
According to IGN Pocket, Midway stated that a
sequel
to Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance will be released
on
GBA by summer of 2003. It's gonna feature both
old &
new fighters!
ESHAM & ZUG IZLAND
TOUR
REMINDER.....
Thats right homies, my favorite rapper of all
time
will soon be sending all us Juggalos straight
"Outcha
Atmosphere! Now I know weeks back I posted on
here
about ESHAM & ZUG IZLAND doing 2 dates in MI
but,.....it's expanding! And not only have 3 new
dates been added but the first show will feature
our
Hatchet Don himself- "JUMPSTEADY". The 3 new
dates
are on 4/7, 4/8, & 4/16(it's an ESHAM solo with a
special Mystery guest scheduled!). Those new
shows
will be held in Columbus OH, Pittburgh PA, &
Grand
Rapids MI. For more tix info & directions hit up
his
site at www.eshamtheboogieman.com. You don't
wanna
miss this Legend in action killaz.
MY HOMIE JAY'S
INTERVIEW
WITH "DJ DON'T PLAY"(SPEAKS ON HIS FRIENDSHIP
WITH
ICP).....
this is a brief interview i did with my boy, DJ
Don't
Play, who is
currently Djing for our JUGGASSOCIATE "Vanilla
Ice",
and Renizance, one third of the Immortal
Soldierz, this was a brief over the phone
interview.
Jay- where were you all born and raised?
DP-Dallas Tx. born and raised
Renizance- Fuckin lived here all my life man
Jay- bout how long ago did you form up?
DP/Ren- Its been bout now what? 6 years, since 97
Jay- how would you describe this album's sound?
DP- ALOT OF DARK SOUNDS, like bells, wicked beats
Ren- Theres alot of 3/6 MAFIA and BONE THUGS
influence
on this album.
Jay- Fresh, I got to see BONE(with TWIZTID) with
my
boy HODGE a while back, they are
diffenatly the shit. So whats the plan now? any
tours
projects, ect.?
Ren- Well this album was put out in '99 and since
then
we've sold
20,000 w/o a record deal, so pretty much we are
waiting for a a deal to come
up on the table, and get our fan base growing,
but you
never know whats
gonna happen with shit man. Like right now, the
song
"Fucked U, Left U",
is fuckin known around here, thats like the
anthem,
guys will call up a
bitch and leave that on her voice mail.
DP- My cousin, she had the cd and was listening
to it,
and didn't even
know I produced it, and she fuckin loves it.
Renizance
has got some
ideas for a "Fucked U, Left U part 2" we gotta
get in
the works.
Jay- Tight, this is for DP, I know, but alot of
people
don't, so let
everyone know what you been up to.
DP- RIGHT NOW JUST DOING MY THING WITH ROB(V-ICE)
AND
SHIT, AND I'VE DONE SOME MUSIC FOR ICP, THOSE
GUYS ARE
MY BOYS, WHEN WE HUNG OUT RECENTLY IN BUFFALO
NY(AFTER
THIER SHOW) I WAS TALKING TO VIOLENT J BOUT IT,
ALL HE
NEEDS NOW IS TO HEAR MY FINAL CUTS AND HE'S READY
TO
DROP SOME VERSES ON MY SHIT.
Jay- so is your future with Immortal Solierz or
ICE?
DP- Right now just touring with Ice, but you know
he
cant be doing it
forever,like when when the Soldierz really get
started, I got to work
with them, that's my family, but so's Rob but you
know
how it goes.
Jay- Right right. So how will people get the cd,
and
any website to
look foward to?
Ren- We should have the website up in bout 6
weeks or
so(I did this
interview on the 5th of March) and you will be
able to
get it there( DP
gave me a free copy HA HA!..sorry had to add that
in)
It's
*www.unforgivenrecords.com* when it gets up( I'll
let
you all know when it is)
Jay- I appreciate this lil overview interview
guys,
and itll give
people some insight on ya'll when they get a
couple
songs of yours from me,
so pretty much, anything you wanna say to the
ninjas
reading this shit?
DP-Yeah, I wanna say wassup to you Jay your my
boy,
and the fellow
JUGGALOS! You all show mad love and support at
the
shows, esp. your crazy
ass( referring to me), and i got much love to you
all.
Ren. this is what i was meant to do, this is my
life,
i was meant for
music, and i got a family to feed, so fuckin
failure
is not an option
its all do or die, kid. And for the fans who been
here
since the
begining, much love to you all for supporting us,
and
to the new comers,
remember our name, drill it into your head, b/c
Immortal Solierz are going
platnum!
Well, thats about all for now ninjas. Until next
time, Peace and MCL!!!
March. 10th 2003 Oceano Cali
Email Me
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA"!!?! well i think i lost a bet with god cuz my lucks been
ALL bad 
latley, first off
my favorite bar called the realm got shut down by the city, i guess haveing a
bikini bar ( like a strip bar that serves liquer cuz they cant get nude) right
down town was pissing the cops off. to make up for it i;ve been getting drunk and
hangin out by the victoria seacret dressing room and tipping the girls that come out
but its not the same. 2. i finnaly settled my court case, my ex g/f from 4 years ago
accused me of stealing from her and since i dont save receipts i got 1 day in jail and
a $512 fine. so HOPE ( thats the bitches name) if your reading this then FUCK YOU im
gona cut a hole in your colostmy bag , YOU SEAMEN GLAZED WHORE!!! the only thing i
took was her way younger sisters virginity, so she got all stale. i pray my ex girlfriend
dies of a yeast infection. and finnally in an effort to pimp out my ride i bid and won on
some 18 in 500 spoke wire daytons for my car, what i fail'd to notice was that the auction
was for a PAIR of rims, not all 4. which means i could 1. buy a 2 wheel trailer and make it
look freash, or 2. put them both on the same side of my car and always parrelel park against
the curb and hope nobody notices, either way i'm a fuckin dumb ass.. but enuff of me bitchin,
i guess everyones life is tuff.
when you think of the perfect evening what comes to mind?
if your anything like me its a bottle of hard liquer, 2 prostitues a midget
and a string of anal beads. but a close second would be a juggalo
night so me and my hatchet family could have an night together free of haters.
well psycopathic has yet again set this up for you in detroit at the freer bar
on 
the 10th of this month. unfortunatly most west coast rydas miss out on these
types of events, so to comemorate psycopathics " juggalo day", M500's own CLOWN E LOVE
will be having his own JUGGALO DAY at the arbys around the corner from his house. clown e
will PERSONNLY pitch in 35cents on every beef and chedder and for every
4 arby-Q's order'd he will pay for the 5th. i know what your thinking,
but the fun doesnt stop there, to truly show his appriciation for his
juggalo family CLOWN E LOVE is opening his home and havieng an after party
with musical guests candy man of " knockin the boots" fame and the sex me
up superstars COLOR ME BAD!!!! of course the malt liquer and extasy will
be provided by mr love himself. aside form a kareoke room playing all your
farivite soft rock hits for the mid 80's there will be designated places to
piss and vomit for prizes and for the first tyme ever, clown e will be giving
tours of his notorious " hook up" room, where you might see a sears underwear
catalog some old lowrider magazines a jar of vasaline, a basket of warm sockets,
and a 13 inch black and white tv, playing porn he downloaded
from www.biracialfarmgrannys.org.
hope to see you there ninja;s i;m out MCL
March 4th 2003 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
In my defense i present
Exhibit A. Oh and peep mah homie
Lonnie's
ebay ICP item he's selling.
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UPCOMING 3PW SHOW
EATURING "SABU", PORN STARS, 135 YR OLD "DRUNK
TERRY
FLUNK & MORE.....
What up ninjas. I wanna start off with the brand
new
line up for the 3PW's next big wrestling show in
Philly. Thats right juggalos get ready for the
road
trip to the Electric Factory in Philly PA on
3/29,
cause you're not gonna wanna miss this one!
Psychopathics own- "SABU" will be taking on
curent 3PW
champ Pitbull Gary Wolfe for the title. This
match
will be a tie breaker for the 2 men and if it's
anything like thier previous Main Event bouts
than
it's gonna be nothing short of incredible! Also
on
the show will be 3 wrestling Legends in a
Hardcore 3
Way Dance. I'm talking about- Strangle Mania's
own
Drunk Terry Flunk(yes he just turned 157 yrs
old),
Dusy Rhodes, & the Madman from the Sudan-
Abdullah the
Butcher. Thats gonna be a bloodbath if I've ever
heard of one. Plus, on the show is gonna be a
very
special "PANTIES & PASTIES" match between Super
Mega
Porn Star- Jasmine St. Claire & Missy Hyatt(yeah
she
was the same valet from last years Gathering of
the
Juggalos). This match is due to Jasmine ripping
off
Missy in last months "Wet T-Shirt" contest. *For
some...uh....Mature Audience style pics of that
wet &
wild event hit up www.3pwrestling.com and click
on the
pics link from Feb 15th(page 4)*. Also on the
show
will be a special grudge match between JCW
Juggalo
wrestler- NOSAWA vs. ECW legend Balls Mahoney.
For
more tix info or directions hit up
www.3pwrestling.com. See you at the show
juggalos!
Oh yeah, for those older ninjas who remember
Missy
Hyatt from her WCW, ECW, or Gathering of the
Juggalos
days, and just can't get enough of her I got some
extra special news for ya. She's gonna be making
a
special strip club appearence at Al's Diamond
Cabaret
on 3/10-3/15 located at 1810 North 5th Street
Reading
PA 19601 (610)-373-5277.
THE J.R.B.(JUGGALO
RYDAS
BYTCH) CAR CLUB IS SPREADING.....
My homie Melvin Barrios wants to recruit all
Florida &
beyond Juggalos to his fast spreading car club!
To
join the J.R.B. you don't have to have the
phatest
ride, loudest system, or dish out any loot. All
you
need is to have a lil ICP/PSYCHOPATHIC Records
knowledge and you're set. The club has weekly
meetings(usually at the presidents crib or given
location), a lot of chillin, pissin off neighbors
with
some loud Hatchet Music, watching some fucked up
Strangle Mainia shit, and whatever else comes to
mind.
To learn more info about joining the club hit up
Melvin at jamiemadrox78@hotmail.com, and he'll
fill
you in on the rest.
VAMPIRO TO HAVE A
NEW
OFFICIAL SITE.....
Thats right ninjas, former JCW champ and extreme
Juggalo wrestler- "VAMPIRO" almost has his
official
site up. The site will actually be apart of the
MLW
wrestling homepage, but will have a link to all
the
current and upcoming VAMPIRO happenings. So keep
checking back at www.mlw.com for that. Speaking
of
MLW & VAMPIRO, they have a few DVD's with VAMP's
2002
MLW appearences for sale on the site already.
Some
good shit killas.
SABU, ALONG WITH
OTHER
JCW STARS RESULTS FROM THE YUKON BRAXTON MEMORIAL
SHOW
IN TAYLOR MI.....
Psychopathics own Hardcore icon wrestled at yet
another one of the Incredible Yukon Braxton
Memorial
shows. In case you forgot, Yukon was a Michigan
Indy
wrestling star and an important member of JCW.
He was
loved and respected by many in the biz. On to
the
results of the show. SABU took on indy wrestler
Anthony Rivera. The match wasn't as one sided as
many
fans expected. Rivera made a strong showing that
night. However, it wasn't enough to overcome the
ECW
Legend- SABU! SABU ended up scoring the
impressive
win after both his pattented Arabian Facebuster &
his
Triple Jump Moonsault. The crowd gave our
Hatchet
Ryda a standing applause at the end. Also on the
show
was a few JCW names you might recall- "Richie
Boy"
Breyer Wellington & Truth Martini. The Main
Event of
the evening was a shocker to many as former WWE
Superstar- "D-Lo Brown" showed up to take on and
defeat Dyson Price. Overall, another great
Memorial
show for another great cause(all proceeds went to
Jeff
aka "Yukon" Dingess family).
OHIO WRESTLER-
"PRINCE
JUGGALO" RESULTS FROM THE NORWALK
SHOW.....
On 3/1 the NEPW federation based outta Ohio had a
big
event in Norwalk OH. The Main Event of the
evening
featured an old school "War Games" match, which
featured 2 teams of 4 men vs. each other. The
bout
was PRINCE JUGGALO, Black Hammer, Shigroth, &
Chucky
Brody vs. J-Rocc, Dick Trimmins, Sheik Hassan, &
Richard Weede. After almost a half an hour of
back
and fourth wrestling mixed with some outta
control
mayhem it was J-Rocc's team who managed to defeat
PRINCE JUGGALO and crew. However, throughout the
match thier was foulplay involved as some team
members
showed signs of being traitors. Setting up a few
feuds for next months NEPW show. Well, thats
about
all for now ninjas. Before I jet I wanna send
another
huge shoutout to my Beautiful friend- Julie aka
"the
victim of Hodge's crucial snowballs to the
noggin".
She tried her hardest, but after a few chairshots
and
powerbombs in the snow I prevailed the undefeated
snowfall champion of our era, lol. Until next
time,
Peace and MCL!!!
March 1st 2003 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
P-P-P-POWWW!! Whuts juggalin ninjaz??! Mr. E Love here fresh from gettin my nut hairs trimmed. Whut?
Anyway i wanna first apologize to any juggalos that read
Jugalinko's update below on ILL Mitch.
See Sean has no life so he surfs the net all day....so obviously every once in a while he
comes across something that amuses him and automatically thinks everyone else will find it
amusing too....not so Sean...not so. Ok on to something more fresh and jes as pimp as our new
intro page is
LCJuggalos.com new layout! WTF...they look professional..i almost didnt recognize
the site! So make sure you hit up Juggatoez (lush), Kae-Lo, Batt, and Manik and get the latest
info on local Cali mini gatherings. Much props to them for skoolin their site like always!
Now onto some newz...
Zug Izland, Kings-X Cali Concert
Cali zuggalos make sure u hit up the Kings X / Zug Izland concert at the
Key Club in Hollywood this coming monday March 3rd 2003. If you havent picked up Cracked Tiles
yet wtf r u waiting for? Tha cd is the shit...way different psychopathic shit but madd fresh. They'll be in
town monday so check nutz and get ur tickets from
ticketmaster.
If you don't see Zug listed with Kings-X i believe its cuz Zug is the opening band
which is kinda stale but at least u can catch them LIVE. Click the pic for more Zug Izland
tour dates.
Need more Zug??
Well if seeing Zug with Kings-X left u fiending for more Zug well i got some
helly fresh news for u ninjaz. Zug will be doing a mini-tour with that boogieman
himself Esham and jes added...the other Bruce brother muhfuckin Jumpsteady!
4.05.03 - Harpo's Concert Theatre, Detroit MI
4.06.03 - Agora Theater, Cleveland OH
4.07.03 - Newport Music Theater, Columbus OH
M500 Interview with Esham
Thats right ninjaz...once again imma dust off my brain and conduct and in depth, personal,
up close, intrusive, behind the scenes interview with the boogieman himself. If any juggalos
wanna send me some questions they might have for Esham go ahead and send me an email with
ur name and question and i'll pick the best questions to ask. You know...like whuts Esham's
favorite cereal...and which Darren did he like better on Bewitched. Send me ur questions by
clickin here.
Thats all for now....
RIP to Mr. Rogers...he was my neighbor....MMFCL ninjaz...i wanna thank
mah homegirl juggalette Gina from San Diego for today's...
BABY WHUT!??
Pismo Beach Cali Feb 28th
ATTENTION ALL ILL MITCHALOS
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GlenBurnie MD 02/28/03
JCW STAR- "MAD MAN
PONDO" IN THE FIRST EVER "CIRCUS DEATH
MATCH".....
What up ninjas. Damn, what the hell pissed of
mom-nature these days. I live in MD and we
always get 
stressed over a couple inches snow each year.
We've
already had over 35 inches this year. Anyways,
onto
the news. JCW Icon and ICP's Strangle Mania 2's
cover
boy- MAD MAN PONDO was recently involved in pro
wrestling First ever "Circus Death Match"! On
2/22
the IWA Midsouth had a huge event in Clarksville
IN.
The Main Event of the night was MAD MAN PONDO vs.
J.C.
Bailey in this special stipulation match where
the
winner had to put his opponent off of an 18 ft
scaffold and into a mesh net of Barbwire. Well,
after
a bloody and brutal back & fourth bout(which
involved
every hardcore weapon possible) it was our own
MAD MAN
PONDO who got the huge victory after he performed
an
incredible Superplex on Bailey off of the top of
the
18ft Scaffold and right into the net full of Barb
Wire! Woo Wooo!!! Also on the show was JCW and
GOTJ
Mainstay- Fat Fuck Barrel Boy. He won a tag bout
with
partner Rollin Hard over Steve Stone & Devon
Fury.
JUGGALO & HORROR
MOVIE
LEGEND TO BE AT THIS YEARS CHILLER THEATRE
CONVENTION.....
Remember last year when I got that exclusive M500
interview with KANE HODDER aka "JASON VOORHEES"?
Well, if you peeped it you know that KANE is not
only
the only actor to ever play JASON more than
once(parts
7-10 to be exact), but is also a Huge JUGGALO!
He can
be seen rocking a Hatchet Man jersey in the
extras of
the JASON X DVD, goes to Psychopathic shows in PA
often, wears ICP jerseys to his autograph
signings all
over the U.S., and was even in ICP's video
"ANOTHER
LOVE SONG" as the race car driver. Well, this
Horror
film legend will be a guest of honor at this
years
giant Horror Movie Convention called "Chiller
Theatre". He's not the only big name Horror Film
actor there though. Also at the convention will
be
Tony Todd aka CANDYMAN, Angus Grim aka TALL MAN
from
Phantasm, Rowdy Roddy Pipper, the Creature from
the
Blue Lagoon, John Saxon(a Nightmare on Elm
Street),
and many more actors. So, if you are a big fan
of the
Friday the 13th films or just a horror movie fan
in
general, you don't wanna miss this killaz. The
convention will take place on April 25-27th in
the
Swamps of New Jersey. For more info on tix or
directions hit up www.chillertheatre.com.
MD JUGGALO SITE &
BALTIMORE MINI GATHERING.....
Attention all MD Juggalos. I got 2 quick bits of
MD
Juggalo info for ya. First off, thiers a kick
ass new
MD/ICP internet site to check out over at
www.baltimorejuggalos.homestead.com. It's run by
my
homie Lord Noodlez and is shaping up to be one
hellava
fan site. Peep it ninjas. Also, thiers a MINI
GATHERING coming to the Baltimore area soon.
This
juggalette know as CottonKitty is organizing a
Mini
Gathering on April 4th in front of the Inner
Harbor
Hardrock Cafe at around 1pm. It promises to be a
good
time had by all. If interested in joining this
gathering, send her an email at
icp_lady@hotmail.com.
RECENT SABU RESULTS
FROM
BUTLER PA.....
Psychopathics own- "SABU" was recently involved
in a
big tag team match in Butler PA for the
International
Wrestling Cartel on 2/22. SABU teamed up with
Sexual
Harassment and took on the team of Devils
Advocate &
Jake Garrett. As you could expect from a SABU
match,
this shit was outta control! Well, at least when
He
was in the ring. The bout was pretty much one
sided
as SABU fucked up either man who entered the ring
with
him. In the end it was SABU scoring the pinfall
after
his famous Triple Jump Moonsault! Also on the
show
was another Juggalo wrestler- "Raven" who
defeated
former ECW star Steve Corino. Well, thats about
all
for now ninjas. Before I bounce I wanna say
thank you
to Julie aka Miss Beautiful for making this
Hatchet
Mans blood boil all the time. Until next time,
peace
and MCL!!!
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GlenBurnie MD 02/25/03
ESHAM FEATURING ZUG
IZLAND CONCERT DATE ANNOUNCED.....
Thats right ninjas......ESHAMS BACK IN CONCERT!!!
You
heard me right homies- "ESHAM", one of the most
original musicians ever and my all time favorite
rapper will be performing "live" from the Harpos
Concert Theatre on April 5th. So no matter if
you've
been down with RLP since "boomin words from hell"
or
just got put on to his style since his hatchet
signing, he's gauranteed to give a performance
you
can't even imagine! His "live" set is fuckin
"outta
cha atmosphere" killaz! Also that night you'll
be
able to witness Psychopathics only All Rock band-
ZUG
IZLAND, as they rock the mosh pit with all their
new
songs from the "Cracked Tiles" album. Check this
out,
I'm not even big on alot of rock shit, but I'm
really
feelin this new ZUG album. Doors for the event
open at
6pm and the cost is $15. For tix or directions
info
hit up www.harposconcerttheatre.com. So all in
all
ninjas, if you're in the area make sure to hit up
the
show and you won't be dissapointed. FUCK that,
it's
ESHAM, even if you're not in the area....drive to
that
bitch anyways for this one!
VAMPIRO BACK IN THE
U.S......
Attention all Houston area Juggalos, former JCW
Champ
and extreme Juggalo Warrior- "VAMPIRO", will be
returning to wrestle in the U.S. on 3/2! On that
date
the huge international wrestling federation-
"EMLL"
will be having a special U.S. supercard that will
feature all thier top stars like- VAMPIRO, Black
Tiger, Shocker, and many more. If you're a
wrestling
fan that has never witnessed "live" Lucha Libre
action(or only know it from the defunct WCW) than
you
don't know what you've been missing. It's some
incredible lightning fast, high flying, high risk
type
shit! Plus VAMPIRO will be there representing
the
Dark Carnival as well. Can't go wrong with this
one
ninjas.
SABU, WWE STAR AND
MANY
MORE TO WRESTLE FOR YET ANOTHER MEMORIAL SHOW FOR
JCW
STAR YUKON BRAXTON.....
Psychopathics own- "SABU" will be a part of a
huge BCW
Memorial Show for fallen JCW star Jeff Dingess
aka
"Yukon Braxton". The show will also feature WWE
star
and ECW Legend- Tommy Dreamer. Not to mention
all the
bright young wrestlers from Canada's Border City
Wrestling. On that night not only will fans be
exposed too SABU's unbelievable style of hardcore
wrestling, but all the proceeds for the show will
go
to the family of Jeff Dingess! So if your a
ninja
near the Windsor Ontario Canada area, make sure
you
hit up the BCW show on 3/6 to witness some great
wrestling....for an even greater cause! Well,
before
I get outta here I wanna say hi to my Beautiful,
charming, and captivating witch doctor lady
named-
Miss Beautiful aka Julie! And also a huge shout
out
to my homie ViolentRyda for the recent business
transaction. Until next time Peace and MCL!!!
Feb. 19th 2003 Oceano Cali
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ICP and ABK in VENTURA CA
Many more pics to come soon.
PoundMyPooper, Mt. Febuary 20th
2002
Hey Hey, whuddup mah Juggalo family?
Xanax back up on here like a
bad case of the herpes. Thats right; just when
you were getting exited cause you thought i was
gone for good... BAM, there
I am again like that bad rash that
keeps coming back. I had to take a little break
from the internet for a
while in order to get my life back together,
cause
shit just sorta spun a little out of control for
a short while. I think
Jugalinko put it best when he said on the board,
that
I was "finding my shangri-la", which I want
everyone to know that I HAVE
found! Turns out my shangri la was hidden under
a stack
of hustlers right next to a jar of vasoline. So
anyway, things around here
have chilled out alot, I have actually been
balling down in las vegas, where I got married to
my girl Angee from Whorgasm.org
and now that our honeymoon in The Bahamas is over
I've finally made it back
to the net and am ready to start schooling it
on a regular with all the psychopathic news, and
more "letters from the cell
block" from m500's homie in federal prison,
"T bone". All kinds of dope shit has been going
on with psychopathic
lately, and I don't think you guys want me to get
into the details of my
shangri la, so I'll just get on to some juggalo
news.
OFFICIAL "JUGGALO
NIGHT"
ANNOUNCED
If your a Ninja or Ninjette
in or around the Detroit
area, then I got some dope ass newz for yall!
Just announced over at ICP.com
the
very first ever official JUGGALO NIGHT has been
planned and is scheduled to
take place on Monday, February 24th at the Freer
Bar,
in Detroit. This dope ass event is 100% FREE,
thats right.. FREE
MUTHAFACKO, and will be hosted by none other
than. The King
Of Hardcore, THE RUDE BOY!! Monday the 24th,
Juggalos will be able to chill
with all they family, do shots, play pool, watch
Monday Night Raw, and if you think you can hang,
try and drink Rudy under
the table. I don't think I could even compete to
the Rude Boy, maybe Donn Dymond could take him
but he's not in the Detroit
area so that leaves one of you other hard hitting
ninjas up to the challenge of drinking Rudy under
the table. I suggest you
take a loaf of bread or some saltines to prevent
you from puking before Rudy. And if just
partying with all your homies was
dope enough, Juggalo Night will also feature a
handfull of suprise Psychopathic appearances.
They aren't revealing who it
is of course, otherwise it wouldn't be a fuckin
suprise now would it? All we can tell you is
that you don't wanna miss this
devastating night of drinking and who knows what
could happen? JUST BE THERE!!!
Here is
the info you'll need:
Juggalo Night: Monday
Feb. 24th
At The Freer Bar, from 9pm to 2am
7355
Michigan Ave, Detroit,
MI.
Just West of Livernois
Phone:
313.8422.9336
For Juggalos 21+ only, sorry NO facepaint, No
faygo.
100%
FREE
Get Surrounded By The
Wraith
If your a Big Ballin Juggalo who has a dope ass
home stereo with surround
sound; Psychopathic has something coming that
your
gonna definately want to get your hands on!
There is a 3rd edition of The
Almighty Sixth Jokers Card "The Wraith" coming
your way,
but this time in ultra fresh DVD AUDIO 5.1
SURROUND SOUND! This is sure to
lead to a seriously dope experience, chillin out
listening to The Wraith in full surround sound as
if you were right there in
the middle of it all. Sit down, roll a fatty and
listen
to The Wraith in sequence, tracks 1-17, and get
truly blown away by the dope
ass technology of surround sound, now thats
fuckin fresh! And as always Psychopathic has
even more flavor on the 3rd
edition of The Wraith, not only will you get the
5.1 surround sound experience, but also included
in this dvd version is THE
HOMIES VIDEO! Thats right you also get a dvd
version of the Homies Video so you can watch that
shit anytime you want, and
don't forget to look out for M500's own
Jugalinko, Clown E Love,
and Donn Dymond in that video. This freshness
will be available to everyone
on March 18th at record stores, or if you can't
find it at your local music store hit up Hatchetgear.com
and order yourself a
copy
straight from psychopathic.
Letters
From The Cell Block Vol. 3
Once again I
got another report from the federal pen from our
homie T-Bone who is
currently serving a 40 month sentence. I have
been talking
to T Bone on the phone lately and he sounds
really good, and says he's been
working alot out there in the prison kitchen and
lifting alot of weights, the muthafacko is almost
benching his body weight
now, I'm definately not fuckin with him when he
gets
out, I think I'll just pay him to beat people up
for me. Anyway here is T
Bones latest report from the cell block:
Wass Up Juggalos worldwide? T Bone here hitting
you up from the federal
prison in Sheridan Oregon. First of all I want
to
give the juggalo world a shout out for making the
Murder Dog Magazine. The
shout i'm giving out isn't just for making the
mag
its also for Violent J telling the world that
feminem wouldn't be shit if it
weren't for Esham laying the foundation on
the wicked shit. Thats got to hurt for every
punk ass feminem fan that
though he was something when really he ain't
nuthing
but a bitch, whut!
I also wanna wish my
juggalo family a Happy New
Year. Not much went down here in the prison on
New Years, it's just another day for us. The
convicts don't celebrate the
new year till a few weeks afer because the cops
know
people want to celebrate so they're doing twice
the breathalizer's and UA's.
Today I almost got into a fight at work cause
the cop gave us some extra roast beef for my crew
and this big dude who
isn't on my crew came in and started to bag up
this
roast beef that was givin to my crew. I went
over there and told em that
the shit was mine, and instead of saying sorry,
he had to give me one of those cocky ass
"excuuuuse me's". The two other
dudes on my crew are some older guys that aren't
going to stick up for themselves, one is a old
pot grower, and the other is
some dude that got tax evasion charge or
something
like that. So I was stuck in this situation by
myself and let me remind you
that this guy was big. I explain to him that
the cop gave the roast beef to my crew and if
he's going to take it, it
would be stealing from me, as it was mine. Well
he put it back down and gave me this look like he
wanted to throw down and i
figured it was on, but he left. Then about
15 minutes later he came back and I thought he
was gonna stress the issue,
but he says hey I didn't realize that was
your shit. Which was cool and I explained to him
that whenever you see food
stashed there it's mine and don't let it
happen again. So everything got handled
peacefully. What you got to
understand about these places is its a dog eat
dog
world and my dogs got to eat first, and they are
gonna do just that and live
phat.
Well Ninja's I got the lyrics to
"homies" sent to me and man that shit hits my
heart. Cause what it all
breaks down to is I'm doing this time for my
homies
cause I wouldn't give them up. I can't wait till
I can hear that one on the
CD or even better see ICP play it live and
rock the muthafuckin dead! I'm out for now, i'll
hit you guys up soon and
if you feel like it hit me up. Much Clown Love
to the Milenko500 crew, and each and every one of
you.
peace out,
T
Bone
FPC
Tim Givan
07220-046
P.O
Box 6000
Sheridan, OR. 97378
February 19th 2003 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whut up ninjaz??! Jes a quick reminder to yall ninjaz that you can actually see
JCW 3 filmed LIVE with such wrestlers as Sabu, Mad Man Pondo, Greg "The Hammer" Valentine,
Tom "The Nail" Dubb, THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE, and of course the muthafuckin king
of hardcore...
The Rudeboy. Dont miss out ninjaz! Tickets are still available! Heres the info:
JCW Volume 3 LIVE
March 16th, 2003 at 7 PM
Newport Music Theater
Columbus, Ohio
Admission: $19 (thru
ticketmaster)
San Luis Obispo Ca Feb 19th
Whadddup?!!! The Donn, mayfield, schusterbater and I
rolled into Ventura about an hour and a half before
the doors opened. Juaglinko and Dawn arrived shortly
after. After we figured out the room arrangements at
the telly, the most important actions were taken:
getting our buzz on. After a personal experiment with
the Night Train Express (the second half of which
wound up in the sink), some Jaegg and other liquid
madness we geared up for the show. I was nervous
about this show for two reasons: 1. I felt sort of
out-the-loop because I hadn't seen ICP (or Twiztid,
Blaze or anything even remotely Psychopathic) for a
full 2 years and 2. The last show that I went to was
at the same venue from which Mayfield and I got kicked
out for being cross-eyed sloppy drunk (but only one of
us felt the long arm of the law that night: isn't that
right mayfield?). We all decided to show up a little
after the doors opened so we'd miss the line. After
getting some expensive ass drinks, and meeting up with
Clown E, I believe we were all were ready to watch
ABK. I really didn't know what to expect, as I was
only really familiar with him from Dark Lotus
re-visited and the Wraith. Any doubts I might have
had though were majestically destroyed after watching
his set. ABK definitely knows how to rock a crowd.
His setup consisted of teepee flanked by two totem
poles. If you didn't know better he might as well
been doing repeated back-flips onto alcohol soaked
thumbtacks with how much he had the juggalos
attention.
After ABK's set more liquids were imbibed, a personal
search for a place to smoke a square (fuck that just
smoking whenever and wherever- I ain't no untrained
cig smoking barn-chimp), and a glance at the merch,
mild chatting ensued (in which new rashes were
probably received and most of my pack of smokes was
handed out- dammit). Not too long after ICP hit the
stage. After a few moments the whole stage set up
pierced straight through the alcohol and made itself
manifest in the frontal lobes of my brain. I was
talking to Jugalinko at the time and told him to turn
around and really look at what was going-on on the
stage. We were both floored. Imagine the Game-Show
network with diamonds raining and a juggalo makeover.
You'd be about half way there. I could spend volumes
describing it but short of experiencing it would do it
a grave injustice. About halfway through the set I
all the m500 associates made their way out to the
floor. I forced my way to about the third back from
the guard-rail. Somehow I didn’t get a speck of
glitter on me, but I got drenched in Faygo.
Jugalinko, Schuster, and Mike were covered in glitter,
but with nary a spot of Faygo. Weird; I guess with
the powers of all their velour combined they formed a
mystical Faygo shield or some shit. Now here’s where
things get fuzzy for me. I know I was yelling along
with the songs cause it’s Monday the 17th, almost a
week after the show and my voice is still shredded.
Yet, I can’t tell you what exact songs were played
exactly when. So fuck it, you don’t get a set
list.
Overall, the show ranks as one of my favorites, second
only to the first time I saw ICP. After witnessing
ABK live and not getting kicked out of the venue or
having one of our homies getting arresting.... I gotta
say it was a damn good show.
February 18th 2003 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whuts juggalin ninjaz??! The deadbody
lover up on here flossin n tossin for the dark carnival. Jes been to TWO Cali Shangri-La
your dates and lemme tell you they were the bomb!! Jes for a little old skool flava for
those that remember SKS aka
Serial Killa Scott...he was at the Ventura show along with
the rest of the M500 crew and he is gonna skool a review of that nights show and various
"legal" activities.
In other news...more juggalo pics have been added to our
LockDown Section. Feel free
to take a look and masterbate to whichever pic floats ur boat. Or sits in ur boat if
ur a girl. If u dont see urs up dont trip...im STILL adding more...lol.
Well thats it for now ninjaz. Till next time MMFCL...im out like whut....
BABY WHUT??!
email
GlenBurnie MD 02/17/03
ICP AND THE REST OF
THE
JCW CREW TO BE FEATURED IN NEW WRESTLING
GAME.....
Remeber at last years Gathering when VIOLENT J
spoke
about how he met with some Video game developers
who
were going to make a JCW video game? Well, news
on
that project has been very rare for a while now.
NOT
ANY MORE! Thats right theirs a brand new game
coming
out for PS2 & Xbox called "BACKYARD WRESTLING-
Don't
Try This At Home". The game WILL have ICP, SABU,
and
the rest of the JCW crew as a part of the game!
The
2nd best part is this.....it promises to be the
most
cutting edge wrestling game to date. For
instance
instead of punching in a pattern of buttons to
pull of
1 move, you'll now pull off incredible combos for
your
efforts. And the game speed is suppossed to be
lightning fast too. Plus it's Backyard style, so
it'll have all the barb wire, chairs, trash cans,
kitchen appliances, roof jumping, and blood you
could
ask for. For more info and Screen pics of the
game
Featuring- SHAGGY vs. SABU, hit up
www.gamespot.com
and enter Backyard Wrestling in the search.
Can't
wait for this one killaz!
RECENT SABU RESULTS
FROM
3PW.....
This past saturday all the stars from Philly's
3PW
Federation came out in the snowy conditions to
put on
one hellava show! The Main Event of the evening
was
our Psychopathic Soldier- "SABU" vs. the
Legendary
Terry Funk. This match was incredible! It
reminded
you of thier legendary battles back in ECW's
prime.
They pulled out all stops ninjas. I mean of
course
you expect nothing less than incredible-mind
blowing
shit from SABU, but Funk is old as dirt and he
still
pulled off a ton of high risk bumps and spots.
In the
end and after all kinds of back and fourth
wrestling
and close pins, it was Funk who was able to pull
off a
victory with his pattented spinning toe hold.
After
the bout the fans gave a long "ECW" chant and
standing
applause for both men. Another note worthy
happening
from the show was the Wet T-Shirt contest! In
the
contest was Missy Hyatt(she showed tits at this
past
years GOTJ), a ton of local strippers, and Former
ECW/WWE star- Nicole Bass. Get this, that
Man/Woman
Nicole Bass Won. Well, because she threatened to
beat
up the judges. Also on the show were 2 more
Juggalo
wrestlers- Raven(who had 2 matches), and Nosawa
who
won a tag match with ECW star Balls Mahoney(then
they
split up), plus former ECW stars Blue Meanie &
Pittbull Gary Wolfe.
PRINCE JUGGALO
RESULTS
FROM NEPW.....
Indy wrestler PRINCE JUGGALO was involved in a
big 6
Man tag match for the NEPW on 2-08. The show was
held
at the Painsville Armory in OH in front of a big
crowd. The bout was PRINCE JUGGALO, Black
Hammer, &
Brody vs. Sheik Hassan, Richard Weede, & Dick
Trimmons. This one was wild and outta control
the
whole match. In fact the ref couldn't ever
determine
who the legal man was soo usually allowed all men
to
be in at the same time. At around the 15 min
mark
Hassan distracted PRINCE JUGGALO and allowed his
2
teammates to double team and pin Brody, causing
Prince's team to loose. Also on that show was
former
ECW stars- Julio Dinero, Christian York, & Joey
Mathews.
SABU & 2 WWE STARS
TO
WRESTLE ON AN UPCOMING YUKON BRAXTON MEMORIAL
SHOW.....
As you all know former JCW star Yukon Braxton
recently
passed away. He was very well respected in the
wrestling community, and the 2nd out of 3 of his
Memorial shows is coming up on 2/27. The show is
being put together by the Michigan Wrestling
Community
at the Sportsplex in Taylor MI. On the show is
Psychopathic's own- "SABU", plus WWE stars Tommy
Dreamer & Rhyno! All benefits from the show will
go
to the family of Yukon Braxton. So if your in
the
area, hit up the show to see some great wrestling
for
a great cause. Well, thats about it for now
ninjas.
Until next time peace and MCL!!!
email
GlenBurnie MD 02/15/03
ICP IN A BRAND NEW
XPW
DVD.....
Remember back in may of 2001 when ICP & VAMPIRO
teamed
up in XPW for those few weeks? Well, the
relationship
turned sour quick as VIOLENT J was injured by a
sloppy
wrestlers move just before a big show. Since
then ICP
never went back to XPW. They did release(then
re-released it) a DVD called "Redemption" which
featured SHAGGY & VAMPIRO in a tag match and
randomly
jumping people. Well.....Now thiers a Brand NEW
XPW
DVD featuring VIOLENT J, SHAGGY 2 DOPE, &
VAMPIRO!
The footage is from the weeks leading upto the
"Redemption" show and can be found on the new XPW
DVD
titled "Best of The Black Army". Also on this
new DVD
are Juggalo wrestlers- VAMPIRO & SABU vs.
Messiah, 115
year old Drunk Terry Flunk, Abdulah the Butcher,
Nosawa, New Jack, & all the Porn star ladies of
XPW!
To peep the back of the DVD box which shows ICP &
VAMPIRO side by side rocking Dark Lotus Jerseys
hit up
www.xpwrestling.com.
The DVD is $14.99.
RECENT MAD MAN
PONDO
RESULTS......
Our JCW Mainstay, GOTJ Wrestling School
instructor,
ICP's Strangle Mainia 2 cover boy, and Hardcore
wrestling legend- "MAD MAN PONDO" recently had 2
huge
matches for Gateway Championship Wrestling in
Overlund
MO. On 2-07-03 PONDO took on local wrestler Big
Bad
Ben in a Hardcore bout for the Main Event. After
PONDO bloodied Bens face with just about every
weapon
and kitchen appliance he could find he finally
pinned
Ben in about 10 mins. The very next night MAD
MAN
PONDO had another show stealing Main Event match
with
Indy wrestler D-mon. Although D-Mon put up a bit
more
of a fight then Ben did the night before, PONDO
still
fucked him up. I'm talking all kinds of brawling
in
and outta the ring. PONDO and D-Mon used used
soo
many weapons and shed enough blood that security
had
to keep sweeping out the ring....during the
match! In
the end it was PONDO scoring the pinfall on the
trainwreck formerly known as D-Mon.
OUR JUGGASSOCIATE-
"SABU" GETS HUGE PRAISE IN RECENT INTERNET
INTERVIEW
BY TERRY FUNK.....
One of wrestlings most famous names and star of
the
Strangle Mania's- "Terry Funk" recently did a
interview for http://xtreme.themayhem.com/. In
the
interview Funk covered all kinds of topics about
his
legendary career. When asked about SABU, Funk
had
this to say....."My death match with SABU, was
the
most violent match of my career". He also said
that
he has all the respect in the world for SABU!!
Also,
in Funks interview he mentioned that he's still
in
contact with Cactus Sac, was in tons of pain the
night
he and Foley won the Tag Belts in the WWE, and
that he
feels his career starting to finally slow down.
Well,
thats about it for now ninjas. Until next time-
"Peace and MCL"!!!
February 11th 2003 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Its raining diamonds So Cal ninjaz....well the M500 crew will be representin
at tonights ICP concert in Ventura so look out for the likes of Donn Dymond, Jugalinko,
Alf, Kelly Clarkson, Clown E Love, Sinbad..and the rest of cast of A Different
World to be there in full muthafuckin effect. If ur not in cali might i suggest
peeping the
videogames page or
the
movie reviews page to pass the time? Or if
u feel the need to vent (bitch and moan) i've fixed our message board so its
less whack...its still whack...but its less whack.
Click here for that. PEACE
and see yall at tonights show!!
Dec. 30th 2002 Incest, Ohio
Merry Christmas and Happy New years ninjas. My names angee maree (i go by PrYnCeSs), and for
some reason IM still trying to figure out why Clown E has asked me to do his update.
Could part of the reason be there is no psychopathic news going on and the other part
possibly be Eddie's a lazy bum? I think that might be it.
I hope everyone's Christmas was as good as mine. Aside
from getting stuck in like 2feet of snow and having to dig snow out from under the tires of
my blazer, and slapping my dude cuz he called me a "gold digging bitch" and him calling the
cops and me for smacking his bitch ass i almost went to jail over that shit. The cops came
here and all that. All my neighbors were looking at me like i was missing my arms or something.
So id say almost going to jail on Christmas was mad stale.
Over all id say it was a very merry Christmas *rolls eyes*. So I hope everyone else's was a little
less drama filled than mine.
Well I dont have any psychopathic news but i do have some sad news. Angelica on Tha Poll Page Died in a car accident on
Christmas. My deepest sympathy goes out to her family and all her friends. You can read more about it HERE
On a more happier note Im really excited for the Twiztid/Bone tour...Ill definetly be there on 02.02.03 for the Cleveland show. Should be fresh, so i hope i see all you ninja's out there.
Well that's really all i have to say for now. Id like to thank Clown E for giving me an opportunity to post on the BEST site ever Milenko500. And i hope everyone has a very fresh New Year's Eve.
IM hoping to get inebriated and forget my name. Much Clown Love everyone
xoxo PrYnCeSs
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GlenBurnie MD 12/30/02
NEW HIP HIP DVD/CD
FEATURING ICP.....
What up ninjas. Damn I got some Phat news on a new
DVD Featuring ICP! Theirs a DVD available in most
stores now called "HIP-HOP: THE COLLECTION". The dvd
is full of rap songs from both sides of the Atlantic.
It's not your average Hip Hop videos though. Instead
they're Animated vids to go along with the tracks.
The best news is that it Features ICP's song "INSANE
KILLAS"(featuring V-ICE and Wu-Tangs La the Darkman)!
Also on the DVD is Public Enemy's- Chuck D, DJ Vadim,
DJ Slippers, and many more rappers from overseas. But
still theirs more. Thats right, along with this fresh
DVD is a bonus CD for free! The cd also Features
ICP/V-ICE/La The Darkman's- "insane Killas", along
with 2 more Vanilla Ice songs, Public Enemy, DJ Dante,
and many more. So next time your at Best Buys or some
shit, grab this dvd/cd to see ICP, V-ICE and many more
tight hip hop artists from around the world.
HUGE JUGGALO MINI
GATHERING FEAT PRO WRESTLING, MISSY FROM BMH,
SCAVENGER HUNT, LASER TAG, INDY WICKED RAP, AND MUCH
MORE.....
I got some big news on a Juggalo Event coming up in
Cali. Pro wrestler Juggalo Jim Cooley, who is the
owner of the wrestling fed HWA, wants all Juggalos in
the CA area to join him on Jan 3rd. The Mini
Gathering starts our on friday night with HWA's "The
6th HWA show". It's gonna be a full night of pro
wrestling held at the Folsom Community Center at 52
Natoma Rd in Folsom CA(starting at 6:30pm). After the
Wrestling thier will be a NEDEN Game contest at 8:30.
It will be hosted by Big Money Hustlus own Big Missy.
Than at 9:15pm, Juggalo Jim Cooley will unvail his
alter ego known as "Cooley Killz" to rock the mic with
2 Mystery guests. Than after he's done on stage,
rules for the 24 hour Juggalo Scavenger Hunt will be
given out(you can start as soon as you recieve you
items list). The next day the Mayhem will continue at
a disclosed location(written on scavenger list) and
will feature Laser Tag tourn, free food, video games,
Q&A with Juggalo wrestlers, suprise event, and much
more! For more info and directions to this big event,
hit up www. hwawrestling.com or call them at
916-729-3128.
3PW RESULTS FEATURING
SABU.....
Psychopathics own- SABU appeared in the Main Event
again for this past saturday nights show at the Viking
Hall in Philly PA. The match was a Hardcore Title
match for SABU as he defended his 3PW belt against
Gary Wolfe(Pitbull #1). All in all it was the best
match of the evening with tons of high risk and fuckin
brutal spots all over the old ECW arena! However, in
the end it was former champ Gary Wolfe scoring a huge
upset victory over SABU to reclaim the title. SABU
was shocked at the loss and vows revenge on Wolfe at
the next show. Also, on the show were wrestling
stars- Syxx-Pac, Abdulah the Butcher, Bam Bam Bigelow,
& ECW stars- Blue Meanie, Roadkill, Kid Kash and
more.
MLW RESULTS FEATURING
VAMPIRO & SABU.....
This past fridays MLW show was nothing less than
incredible! The show was taped and will be released
to DVD/VHS at a later date. The first bout of the
night was cut short due to interference by former JCW
champ- VAMPIRO, who proceeded to beat down both Norman
Smiley & Hack Myers. VAMP was pissed as hell and
flicked off the everyone in attendance. Much later on
in the show, Psychopathics own- SABU had the best
match of the night against former WCW star La Parka.
The match was crazy as fuck and full of all kinds of
high risk moves! At one point SABU used his metal
spike to make blood gush out from La Parka's mask. In
fact, he shed soo much blood that security had to mop
it up while the match was still going on, lol. SABU
was able to land an incredible sumersault legdrop that
put La Parka through a table! Not long after SABU
nailed his Triple Jump Moonsault finisher to score the
pin. After the match SABU & praised La Parka for his
valiant effort. Also on the show was Juggalo
Wrestler- Nosawa. He was involved in a awesome tag
bout. For this match Nosawa dressed much like Tajiri,
but Nosawa is normally known for rocking wrestling
pants with Dark Lotus & Wraith logos on them. Now
onto the Main Event of the evening. The match was
VAMPIRO vs. Satoshi Kojima(champ) for the title.
VAMPIRO is looking alot like the Undertaker nowadays.
The bout was controlled by VAMPIRO almost the whole
time. Towards the end VAMP nailed a brutal Rock
Bottom on Kojima. However,VAMP got greedy and didn't
go for the pin. Instead he went to the top rope and
missed a flipping splash. This allowed Kojima to
quickly rebound and nail VAMP with his finisher and
the pin. Mike Awesome then ran out and beat down the
champ with a vicious powerbomb through a table. Mike
then took the title and left the arena. Overall, it
was a excellent show and the fans were on their feet
and very vocal the whole time. Also on the show were
wrestling stars Dusty Rhodes, 117 yr old Drunk Terry
Flunk, Super Crazy, Dr. Death steve williams, Mike
Sanders, and many more.
INDY WICKED RAPPERS WANT
JUGGALOS OPINIONS.....
My homie- Strangla from Wisconsin's Indy Horrorcore
group know as "The Unholy Union" has a favor to ask of
you ninjas. They would like all fans of the wicked
shit to hit up their site at www.mushroomz.com and let
em know what you think of thier music thus far. Well,
thats all for now ninjas. I hope you all have a killa
New Years. Peace and MCL!!!
Pismo Beach Cali dec. 21th 2002
Milenko 500 Exclusive News. Str8 from the party to your ears. Super big time devistating
news. Insane Clown Posse will be on tour durring the "raining diamonds" tour with non other
than Hardcore Controversial Rap Group 2 Live Crew. This is no rumor, this is not
from an unreliable source,
this news comes from Violent Jay And Shaggys Best friend and my homie
the RUDE BOY, this news was realesed tonight at a baller style party. CONFIRMED and BOOKED this tour is gona be so mind blowing. Im not sure who is opening
for who but i can tell you this, i got donn dymond the 2 live crew DVD for christmas this time
last year, they are SUPER HARDCORE not xxx, but xxxxxxx in there shows. There was a chick that even
had a dick tatooed between here tits dancin on stage. With 2 live crew im sure you can
expect Bootie Dancing, simulated sex,
onstage oral sex, riots, lots of spitting and LUKE!!. Im sure they have toned it down a bit from back in the 80's.
December 21st 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whut u thought i left? FUCK DAT! you could never get rid of
me! Huh? WTF am i talking about? Whut up ninjaz its Clown E here back with a little freshness
for ya. Yall know that muh brotha the Rudeboy was in my home town this week. He was in town
working on that "Juggalettes Gone Wicked" video. Well you know when Rudeboy comes into town
shits gonna go down. So i gotta be there to keep him outa trouble. So first night we hit
up a bar & grill on the world famous sunset strip. Tossin back heinekens like that one backstreet
boy in rehab. All the waitress were bangin even our waitress who spoke in a sexy british
accent. Anyway we were seeing mad stars in that bitch...people the likes of Beck,
Willis from Different Strokes, Ric Flair, That guy in the Picture, and even Ry Ry 2 slow
from the old Psycho Juggalos Days. It was madd ill. Anyway jugglalos got to see a little
bit of the footage from Psy's Juggalettes Gone Wicked. And let me tell you its already
THE dopest video ever put out by psychopathic...flat the fuck out. Im not gonna say ANY
of the flavor cuz i dont wanna spoil it for u ninjaz but im telling you its the shit. Therse
speculation also that either myself or M500's Donn Dymond may make a cameo appearnce
on the video....but thats PURE speculation and madd hearsay from an unreliable source!!!
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GlenBurnie MD 12/17/02
A RARE LEGS DIAMOND
CAMIO ON A NEW MEC PRODUCTION.....
What up ninjas. My Homie Chip Bannaon just let me
hear the new Dead By 28 album thats produced by jokers
card legend MEC. Theirs a track on the album called
"W.W.I.D", that features LEGS DIAMOND playing the role
of a preacher. Now I know most of you ninjas know who
Legs Diamond is and all the guitar work/vocals he's
done on soo many Psychopathic albums. The album is
called "the Spawning" and has a
punk-rock-industrial-horror sound to it. It can be
purchased at www.b4records.com.
VAMPIRO'S TV RESULTS &
UPCOMING U.S. MATCH.....
Our former JCW champ VAMPIRO has had a busy couple
weeks. On Galagavisions "lucha libre" cable show VAMP
recently had his 2 biggest Main Event matches of the
year! In a incredible 6 man(best of 3 falls) bout
VAMPIRO, Shocker, & Mr. Niebla vs. Rey Bucanero, Black
Tiger, & Tarzan Boy. As soon as VAMPIRO made his
entrance he was jumped by everyone on the other team.
They dragged him to the ring and pinned him after Rey
nails him with a top rope powerbomb. Vamps team
regrouped and made a huge comeback! After another 10
mins or soo of great back and fourth action, VAMPIRO
was tagged in and cleaned house on everyone! VAMP
then locked on a brutal armbar on Rey and made him
submit. Now it woulda been tied at 1 fall per team
but VAMPIRO wouldn't release the hold. He was then
DQ'd for it and Rey's team won the match by default.
VAMPIRO then released the hold and challenged Rey to a
hair vs. hair match for next weeks Main Event.
Now fastforward to next weeks GalagaVision Lucha
Libre show. The Main Event as scheduled was VAMPIRO
vs. Rey Bucanero(loser gets head shaved). The match
was unbelievable! The fans were on their feet the
whole match. In the end of this back & fourth bout it
was our JCW warrior VAMPIRO scoring the huge pin after
a crucial Rock Bottom! However, VAMPIRO did legit
damage his knee during the bout.
VAMPIRO back in the U.S.! Although VAMP did
recently get hurt in his EMLL TV taping, he'll be
wrestling in the Main Event for MLW this 12/20. This
show is gonna be fuckin incredible ninjas. Not only
does it feat VAMPIRO taking of champ Satoshi Kojima
for the title, but also Psychopathics own SABU vs. La
Parka as well! The show is being filmed for a future
DVD release and will also feat such wrestling greats
as Drunk Terry FLunk, Jerry Lyn, Steve Corino, Dr.
Death Steve Williams & more. So if you're anywhere
near the Ft.Lauderdale FL area on 12/20, make sure you
hit up the War Memorial Auditorium. For tix or
directions info hit up www.mlw.com.
LOCAL INDY HORRORCORE
RAPPERS ON THE RISE, AND A HEARTFELT
THANKS.....
My good homie Don and his wicked crew have recently
been spitting the wicked shit in the studio nonstop.
There music is deeply influenced by the Dark Carnival
of course, and their album is coming along quickly.
They want you killas to listen and give em your
opinions on their new MP3's hit up
www.kanibalsound.tk. Also, I'd like to say a huge
thanks to all Juggalos who attended TWIZTID/LAVEL's
benefit concert for his daughter who is suffering from
a brain tumor. The turnout was huge and the money
will be put to a great cause! Well, before I get
outta here I wanna send huge shoutout to the most
captivating lady I know- Christy. Now listen lady,
whatever witchdoctor you used on me, you'd better tell
her to ease up cause I gotta have some thoughts that
don't involve you k, lol. Peace and MCL!!!
Pismo Beach Cali dec. 14th 2002
Raining Dimonds ? Ya Girl chu know, sum en is up.!~ I just got some speculaiton from Big Frank. Rumor
has it that on FEB 11th in Ventura Insane Clown Posse will be playing the Ventura Theatre on sunday. BUT thats not all, The Godfather of Jackass himself Steve O will be there on Sat doing his Dont Try This at Home Tour. Big up To frank for the info. Also mentioned is that you might see the date listed in diffrent placed on the net as Jan 11th well thats definitly not true its FEB.
Pismo Beach Cali dec. 13th 2002
We have just added the most hanus dvd of all to our video section. Its the Steve O Dont try this at home tour video. There currently and have been touring the US doing crazy stunts. Kiken each other in the balls all types of shit. Well i watched the steve o 2 dvd and leme tell you ITS BETTER THAN PART 1, thats saying soo much cause part 1 is devistating! You see such things as The back Wall Being Blown out of a bathroom, Steve O, wee man, and preston, rubbing down a nakid chick with gas and setting her tits on fire, the Evection Party, hrs of hardcore pranks and stunts, you should pick up a copy for your self or a christmas present for grandma, in our video section.
Even more dates have been added to the Don't Try This at Home tour! The tour includes Steve-O, and possibly Weeman, Chris Pontius, Ryan Dunn, and Preston Lacy:
Thursday December 12th: Ann Arbor, MI
Michigan Theater ~ 7:30 pm (18+)
Friday December 13th: Grand Rapids, MI
Orbit Room ~ 8:pm (18+)
Tuesday December 17th: Rockford, IL
Coronado Theatre
Wednesday December 18th: Cedar Rapids, IA
Crown Plaza
Thursday December 19th: St. Louis, MO
Pops
Friday December 20th: Bettendorf, IA
Penguins
Saturday December 21st: Chicago, IL
Oasis 160
Wednesday December 25th: Norfolk, VA
NorVA
Friday December 27th: Farmingdale, NY
Downtown
Saturday December 28th: Washington, DC
Club ~ 9:30pm
Monday December 30th: Salt Lake City, UT
Salt Air Arena
Steve-O was on Howard Stern Monday to promote his new video. He mentioned that he and Chris Pontius have an MTV show in the works. I have heard that it may be a nature show although nothing has been confirmed yet! Keep checking back here to find out when the Steve-O appearance will be on the E! Show.
Steve-O's case has now been delayed until December 16th. He will be free to go out and promote the hell out of the Jackass movie until he is due back to answer to charges of felony obscenity and principal to second-degree battery. If convicted, he could face up to eight years of prison.
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GlenBurnie MD 12/11/02
ICP REUNITES WITH A
CELEBRITY JUGGASSOCIATE AT 12/06 SHOW.....
What up ninjas. I Got a lil bit of ICP/V-ICE news for
you. On 12/06 VANILLA ICE showed up to chill with his
homies ICP after their Buffalo NY "Raining Diamonds"
concert. V-ICE was apart of a big Radio Rap concert
the night before(Camron was headlining) and decided to
chill in NY an extra day and kick it with ICP.
Personally I can't wait to hear the new songs they
recently recorded together! In case you missed it, I
was at a Kick ass V-ICE concert in sept and he told
the crowd that he just did a new collab track with ICP
called "The Ninja Rap"! After that show I was at his
after party and he told me more about that track and
another track ICP did for his dj,- DJ DON'T PLAY. He
didn't give me a track title but said it should appear
on a future DJ Don't Play compilation album. Said
it's a really wicked track thats sounds a lil similar
to ICP's "12". Personally, I hope V-ICE's next album
sounds like the rap part of his "bi-polar" album. It
was phat as hell!
SABU'S RECENT WWA
RESULTS.....
3 Huge wins for our Hatchet Ryda- SABU! On WWA's
12/06 show(which will air on PPV in Europe) from
Glasgow, SABU stole the show in the Main Event! The
match was a 3 way Hardcore bout with SABU vs. Perry
Saturn vs. Simon Diamond. Both SABU and Saturn showed
some incredible High risk moves throughout the match!
At around the 5 min mark SABU set up Diamond on 2
Tables. Both tables accidentally broke under Diamonds
own weight. SABU was furious. He went out and
grabbed a super heavy table and put diamond on it.
Saturn put Diamond through the table. It wasn't
pretty though and Diamond was for-real hurt. SABU
then pinned Diamond.
Now the very next night in Manchester SABU had a
scheduled 3 way hardcore bout against Diamond &
Saturn. However, due to SABU using that super heavy
table the previous night, Diamond was out of action.
Again this was the best match of the evening! During
the match SABU nailed some extremely brutal moves on
Saturn in and outta the ring. Alot of hillarious
"moppy" chants were directed at Saturn from the crowd.
Did I mention Saturn got a ton of new tats since
leaving WWE. Anyways, SABU wore down Saturn with a
bunch of wicked chair shots from every angle.
Steiners former manager- Midajah was getting nervous
and punched SABU in his nuts. Then Midajah tried to
give him a cross body block, but SABU caught her and
gave her a hellava backbreaker! SABU even tried to
put her through the announce table but ended up
putting Saturn through it instead. A Triple Jump
Moonsault later and SABU was victorious!
The third night was basically the same, with SABU
dominating his match with Saturn and pinning him with
his Triple Jump Moonsault. Also on these shows were-
Sting, Lex(fat now) Luger, Norman Smiley, Disco
Inferno, Buff Bagwell, Wall, Jeff Jarrett, and
Konnan.
REVIEW OF ESHAMS NEW
ALBUM.....
Now I've been down with ESHAM/NATAS since 94 so I've
already made like 3 my own "best of" albums of his
stuff ya know. I didn't think this album was gonna
make me soo Psyched since I have most of these tracks
already.....Man I was wrong! I Fuckin Love "Acid
Rain"! I'm really feeling how you can hear the
Evolution of ESHAMS style from way back when to now.
Now did they really fit in all his best songs? Hell
nah, you CAN'T do that one 1 cd. He's got too many
classics to do that. His new tracks are incredible
and I love how versatile he can be in his music.
Their are a few surprises on the album as well. So
for all you OG RLP fans out there, don't think that
the songs are All Identical to the original ones. For
instance, ever heard VIOLENT J do a verse on
"Everyone"? You will once you snag this one. Plus I
really like the way J gives ESHAM the well earned
props he deserves in those Naration tracks. So for
all you newcomers to ESHAM you're in for a real
Earopener, and for all us OG RLP fans- We got some new
Wicked shit to bump!
UPCOMING WRESTLING SHOW
FEATURING SABU.....
Psychopathics own- SABU will once again be appearing
in the Main Event for Border City Wrestling. On 1/15
SABU will be taking on a Mystery opponent at the
Ciociaro Club in Old Castle Ontario. Also appearing
on the show is former WWE star Gangrel. Well, thats
all for now ninjas. Oh yeah, and to my Beautiful
friend Chrisy who sits next me in class- all I got to
say is.......You can stop cheating off my paper, but
you can keep your hand on my uh....leg. Peace and
MCL!!!
December 9th 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Well juggalos. It was only a matter of time before
i was called upon for the most sacredest of missions. I was put on this earth for a reason
and that reason has just dropped in my lap. Literally....im looking for some sexy ass
JUGGALETTES!! Thats right...from my home state of California that is. I need for
any down ass sexy juggalettes to contact me ASAP. My brother the muh fuckin
Rudeboy
is gonna be in town soon and he's bringing his porn camera...uhh i mean his video camera to
tape you doing your thing. Here are the details...
*Must be at least 18yrs old (proof of ID required)
*Must be available from Dec. 11-14
*Must be energetic and fun (no stale chicks plez) We want you to get LIVE!
*Must be in Cali area (if ur outa state u can send tapes but must be sent ASAP!!)
*Must do both vaginal and anal (ok so thats made up)
Contact Clown E @ rottentreats79@hotmail.com
Email me your Name, Age and Phone Number where you can be reached!!
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GlenBurnie MD 12/05/02
ANOTHER WILD JUGGALO
PARTY HOSTED BY PSYCHOKITTEN.....
Thats right ninjas, that same Juggalette who's thrown
some of the most Wild & DirTay Juggalo Parties is at
it again. This time it's on Saturday Decemeber 14th
in Flint MI. It promises to be even more wild and
X-Rated than before. For more info or directions drop
her an email at psychokittenxxx@aol.com, or visit this
site
http://www.angelfire.com/mi4/mijuggaloparty.com.
ICP SONG IN "SOLARIS"
MOVIE?.....
Ok, now I've gotten quite a bit of emails by ninjas
who's girlfriends have taken them to see this SpaceAge
love story called "Solaris" starring George Clooney.
According to them and my homie rctaber1@msn.com who
works for AMC theatres, the song "Riddlebox" is played
in a scene of the film! Now I don't watch whack Ass
Love story's, but a bunch of ninjas who were forced to
go with thier chicks say it's true. I'm not sure why
though, lol.
MAD MAN PONDO
RESULTS.....
This past weekend the IPW/NWA FL had a huge indy show
before over a 1000 fans. The most violent match of
the night featured our JCW hardcore bastard/wrestling
school instructor- MAD MAN PONDO! The match was MAD
MAN PONDO, Prime Evil, Messiah, & Chaos all fighting
each other. Now as you could expect from a match
featuring PONDO, it was a big blood bath that took
place in and outta the ring. All kinds of brutal and
ridiculous weapons were used to make people's faces a
mess! In the end however, it was Messiah who won the
match and was crowned the first ever FL king of the
Death Matches. This didn't sit well with PONDO who
vows revenge come next show! Also on the show was
former WWE stars- Mideon, Syxx-Pac, Mr. Perfect, Bobby
the Brain, Jimmy Hart, Nasty Boys, and many more.
ANOTHER JUGGALO
WRESTLERS RESULTS.....
Recently NEPW wrestler PRINCE JUGGALO was involved in
a big tag team bout in Norwalk OH. The match was
PRINCE JUGGALO & Shingroth vs. David Decker & Max
Damon. Their was very little offense by Decker &
Damon as PRINCE JUGGALO's team beat the hell outta
them for about 5 mins before Prince easily scored the
pinfall. A funny thing about that matchup was that
Prince Juggalo is suppossed to be hated but always
seems to get more cheers than his opponents, lol.
Also on that show was former WWE star Tracy Smothers &
Gangrel.
FL JUGGALOS, DON'T
FORGET ABOUT 12/20.....
Just a reminder to hit up that upcoming MLW wrestling
show in Ft. Lauderdale FL on 12/20. It'll feat 2
former JCW Champions(1 in the Main Event)! Thats
right, the Main Event of the evening will be VAMPIRO
vs. international star Satoshi Kojima for the
Heavywieght Title! Although, it may be hard for
VAMPIRO to claim the title because his jealous rival
Taiyo Kea vows to interfere. The other JCW star in
action that night will be Psychopathics own- SABU vs.
La Parka in a hardcore match! So you know damn well
SABU is gonna make the former "chairman" of WCW wear
that fuckin chair round his throat like a necklace!
Also appearing on this incredible indy show is ICP's
Strangle Mania Legend- "Drunk" Terry Flunk. For tix or
directions info hit up www.mlw.com. Well, thats it
for now ninjas. Peace and MCL!!!
December 4th 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Happy Holidayz ninjaz...whut up its ur fav
deadbody lover. I found this old skool pic of me and Ry Ry from back in the day
when we used to dress up for Xmas and rob banks. Wait no that never happend. Strike that.
We gave out gifts to the poor and needy...namely our relatives. Well anyway this holiday
season juggalos make sure u help someone out thats down on their luck. Fuck a fuckin
pez dispenser is way better than a peice of nothing and / or a bag of "Go fuck yourself!"
4th Annual Big Balla Xmas Party Announced
Yep..its been announced over at the official site..here are the details!
Yes Juggalos, it is once again time for Psychopathic Record's annual Big Baller Christmas Party!
For those of you not familiar with the Big Baller, this is one of Psychopathic's newest and
most celebrated events. It is one big Christmas party with everyone at Psychopathic Records
and a few hundred hardcore Juggalos, chillin' hard and enjoying the holiday cheer! The event is
an all-ages celebration, with every attendees getting all they can handle in free pop and juice,
plus free beer for anyone over 21. And as if all this is not enough, everyone also gets a free
present as well, compliments of Psychopathic Records! This is THE quintessential event for any
Big Baller out there, and the beauty of it is that you don't even have to be that big of a
baller to get in: tickets are $25!! (plus a $2 service charge) Free drinks, free present,
good times, and chillin' with the entire crew of Psychopathic Records, ballin' straight
out of control!!
This year's Big Baller Christmas Party will be held at The Shelter underneath St. Andrews
Hall in downtown Detroit on Saturday, December 21st, 2002. Doors are at 8 PM. Tickets go
on sale this Friday, December 6th at 8:00 PM through TicketWeb.com. You will be receiving your
ticket in the mail (not email) from TicketWeb that becomes your entry to this uber-hype event.
Once again, the price is $25.00.If you are even the slightest bit interested in this
legendary event, I highly recommend you snag your tickets right at 8 PM this Friday,
because last year tickets sold out in just under a minute! The demand for this event is ridiculous,
so keep on point, spread the word, and be ready to get your ticket before they are all gone!!
And remember, this is a Psychopathic Christmas party -- anything AND everything CAN and probably
WILL happen at this 100% wild-ass event!!!
ICP Back on Murder Dog
Remeber when ICP was on the cover of Murder Dog? Remember when you couldnt find
it in stores cuz all they had was last months issue with Another Bad Creation
on the cover. Well get ready to go through all that again..although hopefully
this time it wont be so hard to find. Hit up ur local magazine racks and pick
up the Murder Dog issue with ICP on the cover. It also contains a fat ass interview
with Violent J..that you definitely wanna read. Anxious? Wanna see the cover now?
Fuck you...whut u gonna do for me?? Nah im jes playing peep the cover
here.
Okay im high so imma go now. One last note, the world famous Sixth.com Juggalo awards
were recently held...attendees included Alf, Corey Haim, and Yakov Smirnoff, well a couple
highlights and low lights were M500 nabbin best juggalo site layout narrowly beating out
RJ.com whos late entry only drew pity votes. Nah im only playin...wtg RJ!! Needlesstosay
we dont even remember entering...as a rule M500 is usually automatically banned from any
such juggalo events or get togethers. We're the charlie brown of juggalo websites if you will.
Anyway....im gonna do massive amounts of dermalogical damage to my penis now...MMFCL ninjaz
im out like whut BABY WHUT!??
12/4/2002 Twinkle Bling Cali
Email Me
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA"S!!!? well thankgiving was ok, the usual for my
family, screaming across the table, my drunken dad threatening to stab
everyone, and listen to my senile granmother ramble in spanish about how
she thinks my dogs is trying to steal her medicine. overall not a bad
holiday, but learn from my mistake DONT GET DRUNK OFF EGGNOGG!! i was
burping up that nasty nut meg taste and all the next day it felt like i was
shitting pancake batter. its this tyme of year that makes me think back to
b4 i was a juggalo, back to when i first met jugalinko and clown e love and
xanax and hodge. back then we all had competeing websites, mine was
dedicated to the fat boys, jugalinkos had the dopest salt n pepa site on
the net, as far as i know clown e had the only site on the web dedicated
to the 1985 chicago bears mega hit THE SUPERBOWL SHUFFLE, and xanax and
hodge where tag teaming some site called pissguzzlinggrannys.edu. we all
juss happen;d to be in an interracial shaved teen chat room one day,
someone threw up an mp3 of cemetarty girl and the rest is M500 history.
well i;'m out MCL happy ramidan
December 3rd 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Ho Ho Ho baby jesus! Whut up juggalos? Jes a quick
reminder to not forget to mark this date on your calendars this holiday
season. Dec. 10th marks the triumphant debut of Esham on the Hatchet
label with his Best of Album..Acid Rain! Thats a week from today!!
PoundMyPooper, Mt. November 28th
2002
Wattup Juggalin muthafackos? XanAx Da CloWn hitting yall up with a fresh update just in time for yall to read, and then
go stuff your fuckin faces till you puke. Its been stale as hell where I live (here in poundmypooper montana) lately, with
fuckin snow, freezing ass weather, and just the fact that it is just plain fuckin boring here has had me doing nothing but
smoking tons of bud, eating mad food, and hibernating in bed all day long. Luckily psychopathic has dropped some freshness
that grabbed my attention enough to get me off my ass and remember "oh yeah I work for m500, I should prolly do an update". That
flavor being the two dope new songs that have just been released tonight over at ICP.com .
These two tracks were recorded while Violent J was in Detroit the weekend of November 16th, to take care of his hand. That
night Mike P and Violent J took to the lotus Pod studio not to return until two dope as fuck songs were recorded. These two songs
were made SPECIFICALLY for the Juggalos to celebrate 10 years of choppin!!! This is a special thanks from ICP to all the Juggalos
for having ICP's back for the past 10 years through thick and thin. It is a beautiful time to be a Juggalo, and what better
way to celebrate the hatchet and the holliday weekend than with two new off the hook tracks written just for the Juggalos. The
songs entitled "My Shine" and "Bloody Bitch" are devastating and shouldn't be passed up. We here at M500 are extremely
happy to be part of something so great, and with the steady downpour of diamonds things couldn't get any better for us. On
that note I just wanna say happy thanksgiving on behalf of m500 and we hope all you ninjas have a great and safe holliday, and
with that being said on to a little more news for dat azz.
ICP Shows The Homeless Clown Love
Wednesday afternoon, ICP, ABK, Zug Izland, Jumpsteady and the Rude Boy along with other various members of the Psychopathic Family
hit up the streets of Detroit, stepping out of the spotlight for a day in order to let it rain diamonds upon some of the less
fortunate. It seems everyone at psychopathic has been deeply influenced by the message of the 6th jokers cards as have myself
and all the juggalos I know, the sixth has really made us realize how good things really are for us right now. Along with that
comes the realization that many people don't have it as good as some of us, so wednesday the psychopathic crew rolled out in
a truck filled with a THOUSAND turkeys to give away to the homeless!! The crew hit up two "Focus Hope" locations in the
heart of Detroit giving away one thousand turkeys to the needy and homeless. Apparently nobody walked away empty handed, and
many people were even able to walk away with a turkey in each hand for absolutely nothing. I'm sure the needy were very thankfull
and clouds of positivity were pouring the diamond rain onto everyone, shit they might have even turned a couple homeless
people into juggalos. I think its pretty fresh that with all the shit going on right now that psychopathic still finds the
time to go out the day before thanksgiving and give away free turkeys to the needy, I'm starting to wonder when they find
the time to sleep over there at psychopathic. In the midst of all this positivity Psychopathic is asking all Juggalos to
look out for one another on this holiday and if you know of a down-and-out ninja, invite him or her over to your thanksgiving
feast so they can nibble of a celery stick and munch on some garbanzo beans. It is time for all our hearts to glow bright like
the diamonds that are raining over this new Era.
Juggalettes Gone Wicked
If you haven't already 
heard juggalos there is devastating new video going into production very soon, a video so fresh,
so off the chain, that your just gonna want to rub one out. Thats right, scheduled for release in late January is Psychopathic
records presents "Juggalettes Gone Wicked". This is a video my right hand and I have been waiting on for years now! As if I didn't
like watching girls get they freek on video camera, now you can watch Juggalettes get their wicked on (GUSH) psychopathic
syle. None other than the Rude Boy himself will be hosting this dvd/vhs and will also be the lucky guy taking applications from
ninjettes. Juggalettes wishing to apply must meet up with the Rude Boy on the first half of the "Diamonds Raining" tour, December
5th, 6th, 8th, and 9th. To apply you must have a picture I.D with you and be 18 years of age or older of course, you will
also be required to sign a release allowing psychopathic records to use you in this dvd/vhs release. Only the hardcore,
ultra wicked juggalettes will be included in the dvd/vhs release, we're talking about ninjettes who just don't give a fuck
and like to get as wicked as possible. So if your a ninjette and you think you got what it takes to be in this dvd/vhs, bring
your titties and body piercings to the first half of the Diamonds Raining tour and hit up the Rude Boy BEFORE the show takes
place for your chance to be in the dopest psychopathic video release yet.
Letters From The Cell Block vol.2
Here is my second installment of letters from the cell block, featuring letters from m500 homie and fellow juggalo "T Bone"
who unfortunately is serving a 40 month federal prison sentence for being a ryda. For the next year and then some T Bone
will be dropping letters directed towards all the juggalos, talkin about prison and shit, and hopefully some of yall will write
him a letter and show him some love. It can't be easy on a ninja being locked up in prison with no cd player, because you
know the radio stations be hating on the wicked shit, so help out a family member and write him a letter or just send a postcard even.
Anyway here is T Bones second letter from the pen:
What up Ninjas? Just chillin like a
super villian leftcoast federal style baby! T-bone here just kicking a update from the federal prison in Sheridan, Oregon. Well
since last time i've been transferred from seattle to sheridan to serve out the rest of my time. So far this place is really nice.
It is a great place to do time. I've been spending my time at the weight pile and my favorite extracirricular activity
which is gambling. We got poker, blackjack, and of course sports. This week was good and bad, the good was I heard some killas
on the radio, ICP themselves while on the Howard Stern show. I hope J can hit that whore Pam Anderson so kid rock will know
who the real pimps of Detroit are. Now to get to the bad, I was trying to take this drug rehab program and get some of my
sentence knocked off. This juggaho who's in charge wants to tell me my paperwork is not there yet so he can't get me in
for like three months which by then i won't get hardly anything knocked off. The way I see it is cause I'm a juggalo and
not a snitch bitch. They don't want to help me, so they are trying to play me with this paperwork bullshit. I decided
to not let those bitches kick me in the nuts, so I went and puffed some newports Twiztid style and said FUCK THE WORLD. Before
I sign out I got a question; has anybody seen the new ICP vid on tv? I been staying up late trying to see it , but half
the time they got some gay ass show like the crackbornes with ozzy looking like he got gang raped by a motorcycle gang. Well
I'm going to jet out, if any you all would like to write a ninja, my address is below, don't forget ninjas, keep it pimpin
cause its raining diamonds.--T BONE
Federal Prison Camp
Tim Givan
07220-046
P.O. Box 6000
Sheridan, Or. 97378
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GlenBurnie MD 11/26/02
MY HOMIE DON'S
REVIEW/NEWS OF ICP'S SIGNING IN PITTS
PA.....
The day started out pretty fresh, woke up and drank
some stale Faygo and the crew all met up 11 ninjas and
ninjettes all jus \t chillin. In the days leading up
to the signings I had been thinking of a way to
express our thanks to ICP for everything they have
given me and the ninjas I ryde with over the years and
one day, listening to the 6th I decided we should
re-record homies as a token of our appreciation. On
The Track was
the members of our local underground
Horror-Core group Kanibal Sound, and a few homies on
the chorus. The ride was pretty fresh since that bitch
wasnt as long as the trip to peoria and Michigan, only
4 hours from where we live. Anyways skippin the
bullshit you care none about, We got there and we went
to the end of the long as fuck line. Some ninja broke
out with the information with the swiftness and let us
know we needed to grip a number bracelet. So we runs
up to the front with the quickness and snag one. were
numbers like 421 through 434 or some shit and the
people were kool as fuck cause they let us bawl in set
wise instead of numbers. So moment of truth, I been
down for 7 long years and never met ICP and I aint
even gonna front I was on some "Holy Fuck" type shit.
Now were in the truck and its painted the colors of
Shangralizaa with a mini fun house to boot. When I
came in the room the typical ninjas were like "hurry
up, one thing signed and out" but I gave an inch of a
fuck and first thanked J for everything and gave him
the CD I burned for HIM he didnt understand what I was
saying first but then he knew what was up and got
happy as fuck and tucked it in his pocket, gave him
five got my little wraith flyer thing signed griped a
flat and bounced over to 2 Dope. Same thing only he
thought he was signing the CD and I was like nah dawg
thats YOURS. Thank you and I told him what it was and
he was like "oh Shit" got the sig and was like MOTHER
FUUUUCKEERRR Thank you for the Wicked Shit as Esham
looked up he gave a big Smile and was like word. I
asked him about SoopaVillians and he was on some "Aint
that the big question" Tactic signed and was like Much
love. we went outside and everyone was just talking
about what they said and how frsh shit was and since
we were the last out we waited and J and Shaggs came
out. The guy told them we had no time but J said "Fuck
it we got time for some pictures" and they chilled and
kicked it for like 10 or so mins. I thanked them agian
and told Shaggs not to mind the quality on the CD we
had no equipment. More pictures and Shaggs told My
Cousin Rugged Ray to grab his nuts and grip a shot.
Attatched are some photos from the digital camera.
Only thing Missin out the pictures is My ninaja and
yours Horrifik Hodge. But Its all good cause Nov. 5
STORMS Fucking Diamoands and we will be hitting the
pre-tour. Real quick Props. EVERYBODY representin the
KCK. Kanibal Sound: Ray, Issy, Justin, Joe, Colin,
Ben, Tom. NIA: Eugene, Will, Noel, Roger and The whole
crew. Props to Hodge and M500 for posting this and YOU
for reading . PEACE!
"JAM FOR JEWELL" BENEFIT
CONCERT FEAT TWIZTID REMINDER.....
I know I
keep reminding you ninjas about this one, but it's Mad
important. In case you forgot I'm talking about the
Jam For Jewell benefit concert featuring TWIZTID,
LAVEL aka Mr. Realist, and a Mystery guest! The
concert is on 12-08 and will be held at the Emerald
Theatre in Mt. Clemens MI. Not only is it a Dope ass
show, but it's to help out Lavel's lil 3 year old
daughter who has a cancerous brian tumor. All
proceeds will go to help her fight against cancer. So
keep in mind 12-08 "Jam for Jewell" benefit show at
the Emerald Theatre in MI. For tix or directions call
586-913-1920. Oh and on a side note, Mastamind & TNT
will not be performing due to conflicting
schedules.
INDY JUGGALO RAPPER ISO
JUGGALETTE PICS FOR ALBUM.....
What up ninjas. Independent Juggalo rapper "Da Ghost"
recently re-opened his site at www.blaquewater.net.
It's a Juggalo owned and operated site. Right now
he's looking for some down ass juggalettes to send in
pics so he can use them on the cover of his new single
"juggalette luv". The site is also accepting pics for
the Juggalette of the month section, and for the
inside booklet of his upcoming album as well. So if
you're a juggalette who ain't shy with the camera, hit
up his site at www.blaquewater.net.
SABU WINS MORE INDY
GOLD.....
This past friday at the Elks Lodge in Queens NY the
USA Pro Wrestling had thier 8th anniversary show. On
the show was our Hatchet Homie- SABU. He took on
hardcore legend The Sandman in an extreme deathmatch!
Now if you used to follow ECW back in the day, than
you know how huge of a matchup this really was. The
bout turned into a "Tables Ladders Chairs" Main Event
match. It was a huge bloodbath homies! Some of the
stunts SABU managed to pull off were just incredible.
In the end it was SABU scoring the pin and Winning the
Vacant Heavyweight belt!
A MD MINI GATHERING IN
THE MAKING.....
I just got word from some down ass juggalos in MD who
go by Manik Depression & Joker Daloe. They are in the
works of putting together a kick ass Mini Gathering
welcome to all Hatchet Rydas in the area. Before they
can finalize arrangements to get a small venue and
some local Juggalo bands, they need a headcount to get
a lil estimate on who's able to show up. So if you're
down with "rocking the dead" till the break of dawn,
on a weekend in the near future, hit up my boy at
juggalokilla69@hotmail.com and let him know you're
down.
SABU & MAD MAN PONDO
WEEKEND RESULTS.....
Both of JCW's Most Hardcore wrestlers had matches this
past weekend. First for 3PW results featuring SABU.
On saturday in Philly SABU took on Syxx-Pac in a
return title bout. The match wasn't as high flying as
thier last bout, due to Syxx-Pacs busted up hip and
back. Still every bit as brutal though! Again, it
was a hectic bloodbath all over the old ECW arena. In
the end it was our Psychopathic soldier SABU scoring
the huge win over WWE legend Syxx-Pac with his famous
Arabian Facebuster! Next month SABU returns to 3PW to
defend his Title against Pitbull Gary Wolfe.
Now onto some MAD MAN PONDO results. You all know who
I'm talking about right...yep that same crazy Mutha
Facko on the cover of ICP's Strangle Mania 2 and the
JCW school teacher from the gatherings. Well, this
past weekend MAD MAN PONDO was involved in a huge 3
Way Death Match for Gateway Championship Wrestling in
Overland MO. The match was PONDO vs. Outkast vs.
Billy Mcniel. Now since PONDO was involved you just
know that all kinds of appliances and kitchen stuff
were used to bash everyones face bloody red! Which he
proceeded to do to all his opponents. However at one
point PONDO got a lil distracted in the mayhem and
didn't notice Outkast scoring the pin on Mcniel. Oh
well, at least he busted everybody the fuck up.
G.I.JOES TRIUMPHANT TV
RETURN(non PSY news).....
Now, I don't know how many of you ninjas used to love
to sit back every morning and watch the Greatest
Cartoon Battle take place....I'm talking bout G.I.Joe
vs. COBRA baby! That was my shit(as you might be able
to tell from my Cobra and Stormshadown tats, lol)!
Well, if you haven't heard it on again ninjas. Thats
right, every Mon-Thurs on Cartoon Network they're
re-airing all the episodes at 10:30pm, 11:30, & 12:30.
So if you've been longing to turn on the tube and see
Storm Shadow whip Quick Kicks ass once again, nows
your chance. For more news on episode listings hit up
www.yojoe.com.
TRADERS LISTEN
UP.....
Now I know I used to mention my stash page on here
awhile back. Well, that shits way outdated but if you
wanna see a complete list of all my rare Detriot Audio
stash just drop me a line at psychonectar@yahoo.com.
By the way, if any trader out there has an old TWIZTID
Jason/Myers Cryptic Collection T-shirt in XL and are
willing to lose it lemme know. Well, before I get
outta here I wanna give a huge shout out to the
Spellbinding Lady know as Christy. Until next time
Peace and MCL!!!
November 25th 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whut up juggalos!? Clown E back on here for a monday update.
This week is a short week for most ninjaz cuz of the holiday at the end of the week.
(Thanksgiving for all you stoners) Well what better way to polish off a healthy meal
than by getting together with family and friends and watching the latest installment
of the CKY saga. Starring Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Raab Himself, and Johnny Knoxville.
Theres nothing like seeing a grown man take a shit. Ok so maybe its not everybodies cup
of tea. Most people prefer tha explosive vomitting on film. Mmmmm stuffin all over the
floor. Juggalos i cant stop watching this latest CKY and i urge u to pick urself up
a copy right here at our store. One last thing....MUSTARD MAN RULEZ!!! Im out like
whut BABY WHUT!??! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Pismo Beach Cali Nov. 20th 2002
Devistating news yall Backyard Pimps have let one of there Off the Charts track go. Right Right M500 has your link to
BYP, now im a lil afriad to let yall hear this. It will flip your wig. Check out
Racial Tension, n ya i know your gona want more. Iv been houding them to put out a full cd and i got word its in the works
and will be out in a few months here. Ok Nuff Trippin check out BYP's new MP3. N this aint no whack kids tryin to be scary
,n bite on icp's style. No wana be horror core band, no Ameture Juggalo Rap. Byp are in a class all of there own, tallented profesionals to the fullest.
Racial Tension mp3
Pismo Beach Cali Nov. 19th 2002
Yaaooo! The backyard pimps were up for an award last night at the coveted L.A. Music Awards. Up aginst some stiff competition
b.y.p. hit the stage with Ruthless off there CD avalible in the cd section. Hondo, STS (set trippin steve), Big Worm-Bass,
E. Soprano-Drums,
Alkeyz-Keys, pictured below, hondo being the green haird guy, and STS being the Young Ice Cube lookin guy with the HUGE FRO. This group is destin to be big.
im a good judge of character, Hondo was born to be famouse, this is one talented group with alot of heart and dedication. I highly suggest you pick up there EP and if you live in the So Cal Area hit up there show on the 30th n celabrate hondos 50th birthday party. Ya he's getting old. Also Hondo and BYP got mad props from Violent Jay and Shaggy nov 5th at the Key Club party where hondo tore up the stage with the clowns. Violent Jays got the BYP EP do you?
Sat. Nov. 30 @ GoodFellas in Rancho Cucamonga
for Hondo's, Whoopie Goldberg's, John From Pimp Camp, Alan's, & Niki's Birthday Party's
The Homies from Long Beach Chapter 11 will be coming back out to the IE. Also w/ Black Dragon
8034 Haven Ave. 909-987-3005. 21 & over, sorry kids-$5.
Hondo-Guitar & Vocals
STS-Vocals
Big Worm-Bass
E. Soprano-Drums
Alkeyz-Keys
November 15th 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whut up juggalos. Its friday here in the real world
and that means juggalo get togethers and parties all across the globe. Speaking of parties
make sure you scroll down to Jugalinko's update below and peep our pics from the LA Wraith
Release Party hosted by none other than ICP. That party was off the heazzy well from what
i can remember anyway.Shouts to the ninjaz i met up with there...TwiztidGnD, Xanax (guy sittin
on the floor beggin for spare change), the LCJ juggalos, Back Yard Pimps, especially
Hondo spitin on the mic with
ICP as his backup!! Haha that was the shit! Aight on to some BITCH ASS NEWS!!
New Harry Potter in Theaters Today!
Yea..im the ONLY one that saw the first one..FUCK OFF. Yall down with the HP and you know it.
Imma be second in line for that bitch..i would be first but i dont wanna look like a geek. This
time around Harry is a little older and no doubt a little wiser. I'll have a review of it
up on my Movie Reviews section shortly.
ICP Debuts #1 on Billboard
Well sort of anyway. ICP debuted #15 overall in the top 200, but on the independent
chart ICP's the Wraith debuted number 1. Shit thats better than nothing. Props
to the clowns for yet one more achievement in their long successful career. Im curious
as to see how well Hells Pit does. In more local news...ICP's the wraith made it
to the top of Best Buy's "Most Likely to be Shop Lifted" album. WOOOOOOOOO!! We're NUMBER 1!!
Esham's New Psychopathic Website
The boogieman now has his own psychopathic website. Its not much to look at yet
but soon it'll be spurting with all kinds of Esham flava. Not to mention his album
"Acid Rain" is due out any day now.(Dec.10th 2002) Click the pic below to peep his site or hit up
www.eshamtheboogieman.com
and make sure you add it to your favorites ninjaz.
No more news..im tapped out.Must....reach....utility...belt....*UGH*...wtf damn
i gotta lay off the weed....fuck....MMFCL ninjaz im out like whut,
BABY WHUT!?
Pismo Beach Cali Nov. 15th 2002
Aight the pics from the Insane Clown Posse 6th Jokers Card Release party in HOLLYWOOD on the sunset strip are up! You will notice that
all the pics of ICP on stage Feature None other Than Hondo of the Backyard Pimps! Hondo was invited on stage and sang as a hype man
and rapped a lil on his own the whole time icp was on stage. Check out the backyard pimps cd in our cd section.
email
GlenBurnie MD 11/15/02
UPCOMING EPIC WRESTLING
SHOW FEATURING SABU.....
What up ninjas. That LA based wrestling fed-
EpicWrestling, will be having another big show on
11-17. Once again Our Psychopathic soldier SABU will
make his presence felt as he takes on a mystery
opponent in the Main Event! All of SABU's matches for
Epic have been incredible so far, so no matter who his
opponent is it should be a bloodbath. Also on the
show that night will be international wrestling
Legend- Ultimo Dragon, plus Juggalo wrestler Nosawa.
So if your a ninja in the L.A. area, be sure to hit up
the show and watch SABU- "Sabu your momma through a
coffee table".
NEXT IPW/NWA FLORIDA
SHOW TO FEATURE MAD MAN PONDO.....
On 11/30 in Pinellas Park FL at the Expo Center, the
IPW/NWA FL will be having another big wrestling show
Featuring JCW's own MAD MAN PONDO. PONDO has issued a
open challenge to any wrestler at the show that night
who thinks thier man enough to go Hardcore with him.
Now, if you've had the fortune enough to see Pondo
wrestle live on JCW or the Gatherings, than you know
just how hardcore and fuckin crazy he can really be.
I mean we're talking shit like Barb wire-baseball
bat-scattered mouse trap matches just to name a few.
Also wrestling on the show are WWE legends Mr. Perfect
vs. Syxx-Pac. So if you're anywhere in the area on
11-30, hit up the show to see JCW's(and Gathering
wrestling school teacher) MAD MAN PONDO....knock
somebody the fuck out!
VAMPIRO'S EMLL TV
RESULTS ....
On EMLL's Galaga Vision "lucha libre" show this past
weekend, VAMPIRO was once again involved in an amazing
Main Event. The former JCW champ had another 6 Man
tag bout, where the best of 5 falls wins. The teams
were VAMPIRO/Negro Casas/El Hijo De Lizmark vs. Rey
Bucanero/Ultimo Guerrero/Tarzan Boy. First fall went
to Rey's team as they jumped Vamp and company in thier
entrance. Rey's team had triple teamed Casas and all
powerbombed him for a pin. However thier 3 on 1
attack on VAMPIRO got way outta control and caused
Rey's team a DQ. They match was now tied at 1 win a
piece. VAMPIRO's team makes a huge comeback. Vamp
nails a crucial over the top rope armdrag on Rey,
knocking him unconscious. Then Lizmark pins Ultimo
after a spinning Rock Bottom. Next Tarzan and Rey
recover and make Lizmark submit to a brutal double arm
bar. Tied at 2 wins per team now. The end of the
bout came as VAMPIRO was tagged in and completely
cleaned house, beat down Rey, and made him submit to a
devastating figure 4 leglock. The crowd was on their
feet for the entire last fall. Huge win for VAMPIRO!
Oh yeah, and rumor has it that Vamps new ring music
for EMLL might be a track off of ICP's Wraith. He's
in the Main Event again for EMLL TV next week to, so
we'll just have to wait and see. Well, thats it for
now ninjas. Peace and MCL
11/14/2002 Twinkle Bling Cali
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA's??!!
well by now even homeless juggalos
have gotten there copy of the 6th, from what i heard most of the
release partys where a disapointment, thankfully i can say CALI's
release party was dope, like a short concert without the faygo but
for $10 who can complain, jay storm'd out as violent jackson
danceing to billy jean in a jacket so dripping with rhinestones
that i thought he got jump'd in a bedazzler warehouse. there was
a kareoke contest featurein M500 gang affiliate hondo from the
back yard pimps, there there was an ICP mini concert ( about a
dozen songs all old skool), there was the wraith cd for sale (i
got mine at best buy the next day they where giveing them away for
$11.99), there was a full bar thank god, and last but not least,
there was alotta ass on display, i'd like to thank the inventer of
velour, thanx to him, drunk girls where rubbing agaist me all
night. unfourtunatly XANAX wasnt haveing as great a tyme as me,
he found out that his best pick up lines " have you seen my puppy?
his name is buttons" and " your mom told me to give you a ride
home" dont work very well at a concert, so he hung out with his
gameless self all night in back. a message to ninjas who recognize
me at shows, i dont bite, every show i hear ppl whisper my name or
say " donn dymond" when they walk past me but wont look at me, hey
dont be scared if you wanna say wassup then go ahead i might have
a sticker for you, but dont get pissed when i kick it to your
girlfriend. after the show is was all about the wraith and jack in
the box, a combo that cant be beat, i personaly am a big fan of
the album, but unlike some ninjas i met it didnt make me cry or go
to church, and juss an observation but shouldn't it be 19 tracks
instead of 17 since 2 of the songs arent listed? overall i was
haapy with the 6th and i think most haters have been quited, but
they gotta go somewhere so WATCH OUT COOLIO there's haters on the
loose... on to other news...
DIESEL DONN DYMOND?
that right ninja's i'm goin the way of violent j, i've cut pizza
and cheese burgers out of my diet, and i'm currently in treatment
form my addiction to lil smokies and it was a tearful day when i
told my sausage n egg mcmuffin we cant see eachother anymore, you
got it ninja;'s, i'm slimmin down for the holidays, i've already
dropped 10 pounds so far. be on the lookout for a trim and toned
DONN DYMOND to be at the gym and eating salads for the next few
months. wish me luck. ok i'm out MCL.
PoundMyPooper, MT. November 14th, 2002
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Wattup Ninjas, another day of doing jack shit here in shitville montana. Lately since my girlfriend moved out on my i've been
keeping busy with my right hand, working on some good techniques like "the stranger" which i'm sure alot of yall ninjas know about,
(where you sit on your hand until it's numb so it feels like its not your own hand doing the deed). I've also been working on
some new ones too that haven't quite been perfected so i'm not ready to reveal them to the public quite yet in fear someone might
get seriously injured and we can't afford any lawsuites at m500 right now with us still trying to beat the case for when we sold
those m500 condoms for a short time that SUPPOSEDLY didn't work, I dunno; I used them and I got a couple new bumps here and there
but I mean shit I'm still alive and my dick hasn't fallen off yet. I don't get what all the bitching is about, fuckin people can't
handle a little std nowadays, I got 3 unidentified strains of herpes and you don't hear me complaining or trying to sue the
bodies at the morgue over it. Anyway on to some juggalo news and shit. I'd love to go on and on about The Wraith, but now
its been talked about so much it would be pretty stale for me to sit here and go off about it. I do have to say a couple things though.
I hope the wraith has had a positive influence on you all as it has for me. I'm sure "The Unveiling" blew quite a few juggalos
wigs off but to me it was fuckin beautiful. ICP has brought us so many great memories in our lives, so so many moments in our
lives that we will remember as the best times we ever shared in our entire existence. I just wanna say thanks to all you juggalos
for being a part of this unbelievable phenominom known as the dark carnival that has been such a wonderful thing for
us all. I can't wait to see you all out on the 6th tour, reppin the hatchet and letting the diamonds rain.
Diamonds Raining Tour Dates Announced
The wicked clownz have announced some
tour dates for a "small venue pre-tour", properly entitled The Diamonds Raining Tour. This tour will take place between December 5th and 14th with ICP headlining
of course, and ABK, and ESHAM also opening up with their own solo sets. All shows will be all ages, and it is sure to be
devastating as diamonds will shower upon the lucky souls that are able to attend this first set of Wraith shows and all the
Wraith shows to follow for that matter. The dates below are the ONLY dates for this small pre tour, you can keep checking back
at icp.com for possible updates on any of the shows.
Date: December 5th, 2002
City: Pittsburgh PA
Venue: Club M (formerly Metropol)
Time of Doors: 6:00 pm
Ticket Price: $20.00
Date: December 6th, 2002
City: Buffalo NY
Venue: Showplace Theatre
Time of Doors: 7:00 pm
Ticket Price: $20.00
Date: December 8th, 2002
City: Clifton Park NY
Venue: Northern Lights
Time of Doors: 6:30 pm
Ticket Price: $18.00
Note:Those under 16 must be accompanied by parent or guardian
Date: December 9th, 2002
City: Boston MA
Venue: Avalon Ballroom
Time of Doors: 6:30 pm
Ticket Price: $19.75
Date: December 10th, 2002
City: East Hartford CT
Venue: Stage East
Time of Doors: 6:30 pm
Ticket Price: $20.00
Date: December 13th, 2002
City: Columbus OH
Venue: Newport Music Hall
Time of Doors: 7:00 pm
Ticket Price: $21.00
Date: December 14th, 2002
City: Cleveland OH
Venue: Odeon Concert Club
Time of Doors: 7:30 pm
Ticket Price: $23.50
Vote For The Next ICP Video
Well I hope all you juggalos loved the homies video,
which was off the chain, and to bring even more freshness to the juggalos ICP is going to be making another video
off the sixth jokers card. Whats so dope about this is that YOU, the juggalos and juggalettes get to vote on what the
next video is going to be! There is 3 songs for the ninjas to choose from to be picked for the next video. The songs
are: Crossing Thy Bridge, Ain't Yo Bidness, and It Rains Diamonds. November is the month for the voting so make sure you
get over to the polls and vote for your favorite song
to be picked for the next dope video off the almighty sixth jokers card. Thats all i got juggalos now imma
get back to pukesterbating* MCL ninjas.
*pukesterbating - making urself gag then using the vomit as lube
November 14th 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whut up ninjaz...jes a quick update. I came across (not literally u sick fuck) this ad in Billboard
magazine..its a huge ad from Psychopathic Records giving props to the clowns on their 10 years of success.. WOO WOO!
November 12th 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Im so sorry that we're so stale. M500 we're so stale
but we're gonna bring you the news anyway. LoL. Whut up ninjaz Clown E "muhfuckin" Love on here
for a tuesday update. First off i gotta give props to the
LC juggalos for throwing the dopest
mini gatherings since the Fat Boys broke up. I tell ya its fuckin raining diamonds...either
that or glazed jelly filled fat bitches. Wtf? that made no sense. Anyway on to tha news...
New Homies Video?
Ok no not really, but if you're having trouble viewing it from yahoo music videos
i recently came across a very good version thats streams pretty well. I havent found
out how to download it yet though. Hit up this site
www.getmusic.com and register for
free and get acess to any video you can think of, including the ICP Homies Video.
Detroit Juggalos Where You At??
Peep this Mini Gathering info from mah homie Fatboywannabslim@aol.com
Detroit/michigan JUggalos mini gathering.
When:november 27th
Where:Cj barrymores arcade and laser tag (hall road west of 23)
and mongolian bbq.3:30 till 730
Why: just for local juggalos to have a fun fuckin time and meet new ninjas.
Whats goin down:there will be a 2 dollar cover charge for each person, but this
includes 1 free game of laser tag, 1 200 credit game key(this will last a long fuckin time) and 1 bowl of custom stir fry at mongolian bbq.
warning: do not wear face paint! i know this sounds whack ass but barrymores just dont like face paint.
thanx an mcl
da bastard clown child
Realjuggalettes Helpin the Cause
Remember that benefit show..for Lavel's daughter. Hodge updated about it below? Do you
even know what site ur on..GEEZ! Nah im jes playing. The down ass ninjaz from
Real Juggalettes.net came up with a dope ass idea to help raise donations to benefit
Lavels baby girl who was diagnosed with cancer. You can peep their
idea
here . Help out our juggalo family ninjaz!
Thats it for now juggalos. Dont forget to hit up the
"Wraith Section" on our message board
if you wanna voice ur thoughts on the 6th jokers card. MMFCL ninjaz..im out like whut...
BABY WHUT??!?!
email
GlenBurnie MD 11/12/02
MORE INFO ON BENEFIT
CONCERT FEATURING TWIZTID, LAVEL, MASTAMIND & TNT OF
NATAS & A SUPRISE GUEST.....
What up ninjas. I wanna remind all you killaz of a
great concert- for a Great cause! Remember how I told
you about TWIZTID's homie Lavel aka Mr. Realist's
benefit concert for his 3 year old daughter. Well, in
case you forgot her name is Jewell and she was
recently diagnosed with a cancerous tumor in her
brain. The proceeds for the show will go to her and
the line up for the show is incredible. I'm talking
about such detroit legends as TWIZTID, Mastamind &
TNT(from ESHAMS group Natas), Lavel aka Mr. Realist,
and a SUPRISE GUEST! Thats like a fantasy concert
right there ninjas. Here's the tix and location info
for the show-
JAM FOR JEWELL BENEFIT CONCERT
Sunday, December 8th @
The Emerald Theatre
www.emeraldtheatre.com
31 N. Walnut st.
Mt. Clemens, MI. 48043
info: 586-913-1920
TWIZTID and Special surprise guest, Hosted by Lavel
Doors: 6:00PM
Showtime: 7:00PM
Details:
ALL AGES WELCOME
TICKETS: $10.00 IN ADVANCE AND $15.00 DAY OF SHOW.
NEW LAVEL AKA MR.
REALIST TRACK PRODUCED BY ESHAM.....
Speaking of Lavel, I got info on a new track he's on
that was produced by ESHAM! The track is called
"Mennace" and will be featured on Lavel's upcoming
album "Nutty" aka(kunphuzion). The track has an old
school hip hop feel and can be heard over at
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/375/lavel_aka_mr_realist.html.
Just scroll to the bottom of the song list and there
it is. Props to those dedicated NATAS/ESHAM
Killionaires over at www.acidrap.com for that fresh
info.
SABU'S WEEKEND
RESULTS.....
Our Juggalo Warrior SABU was out bustin skulls again
this weekend! On 11-10 SABU wrestled in the Main
Event against Gutter for MI's Xtreme Intense
Championship Wrestling. The match was wild and brutal
as fuck! SABU ended up scoring the win with his
famous "arabian face buster" finisher! Also on the
show were JCW wrestlers- Yukon Braxton and Truth
Martini.
RARE ESHAM
COLLAB.....
I was doing some searching for the few ESHAM tracks I
still need, when I found this compilation called-
"Guilty till proven Innocent". The compilation
features the track "Bad Influence" feat ESHAM and
Detroit rapper Mann. Now I knew this track was on
Mann's album titled "opposition"(which is now outta
print), but I never knew it was on this compilation cd
as well. The best news is that....it's still in
stock. Thats right, no special order here killaz.
You can still snag this album over at
www.towerrecords.com. It's a double cd and also
features such rappers as E-40, Brotha Lynch Hung, Yuk
mouth, Frost, C-Bo and many more. So if you're into
rare ESHAM songs hit up that site and snag it
quick.
FREE CD FROM
RYDASRECORDS.COM.....
RydasRecords recently released an absolutely free
compilation Promo cd called "RR2K2" to download. It
features such indy rappers as McNastee(GOTJ open mic
finalist), ONH Rydas(M.E.C contest winners), and many
more talented indy rappers. 17 tracks for free! To
download this cd hit up
www.mp3s.com/artists/254/rydasrecords.html. Well,
thats it for now ninjas. Until next time Peace and
MCL!!!
email
GlenBurnie MD 11/08/02
VAMPIRO TO GET TITLE
SHOT AND SABU ON CARD.....
What up ninjas. Remember that New Federation called
MLW I've been telling you about that specializes in
bringing international superstars to the U.S.? Well
it's called Major League Wrestling and it's got
another huge show coming up on 12/20. On the card is
our Juggalo homie- "SABU", who's opponent has not yet
been named yet. But thats not the only Juggalo
wrestling that night. Thats right former JCW champ
VAMPIRO will be wrestling in the Main Event! He'll be
getting a title shot against international sensation
Satoshi Kojima. However another Foriegn superstar
named Taiyo Kea is mad jealous that he's not getting
the title shot, and vows to fuck the match up for
VAMPIRO. Also wrestling that night are such wrestling
stars as StrangleMania's Drunk Terry Flunk, Jerry Lyn,
Steve Corino, Fuego Guerrero, Dr. Death Steve Williams
and many more names to be announced. So if you live
anywhere near Ft. Lauderdale FL, you'll wanna hit up
the War Memorial Auditorium on 12/20 to see MLW
featuring VAMPIRO, SABU and many more. For tix info
or directions hit up www.mlw.com.
NEW THREE 6 MAFIA ALBUM
ON THE HORIZON.....
Remember earlier in the year when Murder Dog Magazine
mentioned that the new Three 6 Mafia album "Da
Unbreakables"(said to feature ICP on a track)would be
out before summer? Well, I don't know what the fuck
happened with that, but their is finnally some news on
it's official release now. According to
www.triplesix.com the new Three 6 Mafia album- Da
Unbreakables, will be released in February of 2003.
Thiers no mention on thier site about what guest
artists will be on it, but if Murder Dog was right
than ICP will be on a track off of the new album. I
guess we'll have to wait and see. Hopefully TWIZTID
will be on a track too, cause thier previous collab
tracks with Three 6 are tight as fuck!
RECENT RESULTS FROM
JUGGALO WRESTLERS.....
Here's some quick results from some familiar JCW
wrestlers. On IWA's annual "Sweet Science 16"
tournament, Necro Butcher beat Cprl. Robinson in a
fucked up "bring your own weapons drunken death
match". In another matchup wrestler Bull Pain
defeated JCW stars- 2 Tuff Tony(he can be heard on
that intro skit on track #1 on WRAITH), Necro
Butcher,& Cprl. Robinson. Also on the show was JCW's
Chris Hero and Tarek The Great. .......Another
Juggalo wrestler recently had a big match in Ohio's
NEPW. He's a big fucker who goes by Prince Juggalo.
He and his partner Shingroth defeated the team of
Sheik Abdul Hassan and Dick Trimmons.
MY THOUGHTS ON THE
6TH.....
Ok, I've been getting alot of emails and chatting with
alot of ninjas about the WRAITH. What do I think of
it...I Love it! It lived up to my every expectation
of what the Positve half of the 6th should be. I
really love how the album gives an evolving taste of
each Jokers Card-in order all the way up to the last
track. To each and every musician and inspiration
involved with the creation of this album.......Thank
you! Well, thats about all for now ninjas. Peace and
MCL!!!
November 7th 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whut
up juggalos. Wow...that about sums it up. Yall that arent down no more.. BYE....those that are
WOW...lol. Anyway im sure by now everyones stated their opinions on the wraith so i wont get into
detail. The M500 crew was at the Release Party here in LA last night which was the shit. Im sure
pics will be up soon. But first a little relflection of Joker Cards through the years..a look back
with urs truly as ur host....lets take a look back...at the first 5 jokers cards.
Top cartoon: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Top non Psy Artist: Color Me Badd, Kid n Play
Top Movie: Boys in the Hood
Top sayin: RADICAL!!
Top Style: Cross Colors, reebok Pumps
Here we have our first joker card. Whuts this...Kid Rock Kid Rock is that You!??
Yep apparently it was..a young still very much feathered wolf hair wearing Kid Rock
and Esham as well on this debut Jokers card. Wicked carnie beats with wicked carnie lyrics.
Top cartoon: DuckTales
Top non Psy Artist: Snoop Doggy Dog, Mr. Grimm, Domino
Top Movie: Menace II Society
Top sayin: Yo momma!
Top Style: reebok pumps (they got fresher) Fades with ur name in em like "LiL Pistol Starter
The 2nd installment finds more slower beats. ICP slowed the pace down to accomodate such songs
as Wagons Wagons and an almost acoustic original version of "Chicken Huntin" which im sure
got played at many High school dances.
Top cartoon: Tiny Toons (babs was HOT!!)
Top non Psy Artist: Nirvana, Ice Cube, Tag Team (whoomp there it is)
Top Movie: Higher Learning
Top sayin: Duuuuuuuhhhhhh (thanks olsen twins)
Top Style: Pro Wings,Jordans, overalls with one strap hanging down (GAY!)
Ahh the riddlebox, ICP's junior album. Now they've slaughterd up the Chicken Huntin
and added old evil eye to scare the fuck outa the people at the high school dances...genius.
Top cartoon: X-men, Mighty Morphin Faggot Rangers (im bitter cuz i loved voltron)
Top non Psy Artist: Pearl Jam, a white Michael Jackson, Wu Tang, LL Cool J
Top Movie: Don't be Menace II Society While Drinkin Your Juice in the Hood
Top sayin: Waaazzzzuuuuupppp!!!
Top Style: plaid gangsta shirts, doc martins, beepers the size of vcr's, girls with
only one kid
The mickey mouse endorsed album. ICP gains thousand of fans as mickey declares he too is down
with the clown..which helps album sales SOAR and have made this album one of the most memorable.
By now ICP's music has been banned from high school dances.
Top cartoon: Pokemon
Top non Psy Artist: Britney "Bang Me" Spears
Top Movie: End of Days (i couldnt think of anything else)
Top sayin: OJ did it!
Top Style: mp3 players, 12 yr old girls dress like whores and get away with it
The Amazing Jeckel Bros. the 5th card. Now showed us ICP mastered playing guitars and
referencing such pop culture refrences as Michaels obsession with playin with your kids,
and the Oklahoma city bombing which was later determind to be caused by Winona Ryder.
There you have it ninjaz..a brief look back at the past 10 years...or was it 9...ahh fuck who
cares its late....im out....
BABY WHUT!??
November 4th 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
On this eve of the one of the most anticipated albums ever we here at Milenko500
want to say since day one we've all been down and no amount of whining or complaining
has changed the fact we're still juggalos and as such are eagerly awaiting the arrival
of the 6th and final Jokers Card...the Wraith. For those of you who've forgotten tomorrow
also marks are one chance to thank ICP for 10 years of devotion, and i say devotion because
NO ONE HAS EVER DONE WHAT THEY HAVE. They could've gotten out a long time ago. They basically
laid out 10 years of their life in advance by predicting these jokers cards and to actually come
through 10 years later is such an accomplishment. So i say for those of you who've forgotten
you're pledge or maybe you'd like to see the kind of devotion real juggalos have. I ask you
to take a look at our committment page. From M500, enjoy the Wraith and we'll see yall at the
release party here in LA at the Key Club. WOO WOO!
MMFCL ninjaz the 6th is finally here,BABY WHUT!!!???
Pismo Beach Cali nov. 3th 2002
Here is some Pics from The Bars and Parties Me, Ed, and Donn Dymond were at on Halloween.
email
GlenBurnie MD 11/04/02
SABU ON HUGE NEW WWA
TOUR.....
Our JCW Warrior and Hardcore wrestling Legend- "SABU",
will be a part WWA's upcoming tour! This huge news
comes from a WWA Newspaper ad in England. The tour
has such wrestling superstars as Sting, Lex Luger,
Scott Steiner(who's expected to decline due to new WWE
contract), Norman Smiley, Konnan, Disco Inferno, Buff
Bagwell, Bam Bam Bigelow, and our Juggassociate- SABU!
If you recall, WWA is the same federation that put on
those PPV's where SABU(reppin the hatchet on tape and
gear) had those classic Cage Matches with Crowbar last
year. Now this year with even more mega wrestling
talent on the roster, we can expect SABU to be
involved in even more Devastating matches. I'll post
more date and venue info as I get it ninjas.
VAMPIRO'S APPEARENCE ON
HBO, AND HIS EMLL TV RESULTS.....
Former JCW champ "VAMPIRO" was spotted on HBO this
past saturday evening. He was once again in the
corner of Marcos Antonio Barrera for Barrera's fight
Johny Tapia. Speaking of VAMPIRO, here's his EMLL
Galagavision TV results from 10/27. Once again it was
a Main Event/Six Man tag match where the first team to
score 3 victories wins the bout. The matchup was
VAMPIRO/Mr. Niebla/Hijo De Lizmar vs. Black
Tiger/Ultimo Guerrero/Rey Bucanero. The first 2 wins
goes to VAMPS team as Lizmark nails a spinning rock
bottom/superkick combo allowing Neibla to come in and
pin Tiger. Then Lizmark Moonsaults and pined Ultimo.
A little while later Tigers Team makes a comeback and
triple teams VAMPIRO and Niebla. They manage to beat
down and pin both VAMPIRO and Niebla making the bout
tied at 2 wins per team. Next fall wins now. The
last fall was incredible too! In the ending moments,
Tiger lands 3 moonsaults in a row on Lizmark. Then
Tiger turns his attention to Neibla and nails him with
his 619 finisher move. However with VAMPIRO's
distraction, Niebla recovers and makes Tiger submit to
his Human Knot Hold! It was a exciting match and a
huge win for VAMPIRO's team.
THE ERA OF THE
SIXTH.....
It's finally here ninjas. The era of the Sixth Jokers
card! All the years and anticipation has lead up to
this. So go snag the album, eliminate all
distractions, and enjoy the magic that only the Dark
Carnival can bring! Peace and Much Clown Luv!!!
email
GlenBurnie MD 10/30/02
JCW STAR- "MAD MAN
PONDO'S", TV EPISODES NOW ON VIDEO.....
What up ninjas. This news is for all you fans of JCW,
Hardcore matches, and Naked Porn chicks! A few years
back JCW star "MAD MAN PONDO" had his own television
show on cable called "Skulltalk". The show was made
up of clips of Pondo in some of his craziest matches,
Interviews with wrestlers & Porn Stars, and hillarious
skits. It gained a huge cult following among
wrestling fans, but was eventually cancelled due to
it's extreme Nudity and language. Well, right now at
www.smartmarkvideo.com they are selling "Best of
Skulltalk Vol.2" videos. This volume contains JCW
stars Fat Fuck Barrel Boy, Angel, 2 Tuff Tony, and
Cash Flo. Not to mention such Hardcore wrestling
legends as the Sandman, Sheik, New Jack, Rocco Rock, 2
Cold Scorpio, and more. Plus you can't forget the
Naked appearences by Penthouse pets Tammy Lee, Tai
Weed, and Bridget the Midget. If interested hit up
www.smartmarkvideo.com and then click on page 4 in the
catalogue section. It's a devastating vid ninjas!
WRESTLING FED "XPW"
RE-RELEASES DVD FEAT ICP & VAMPIRO.....
About a year ago the XPW federation released the DVD
called "Redemption" which featured a Main Event match
with SHAGGY 2 DOPE & VAMPIRO in it. VAMPIRO & SHAGGY
destroyed the luchadore team of Halloween & Damien
666. Shortly after ICP had a fallout with the
federation and didn't participate on anymore shows.
The DVD was released but was eventually discontinued
for some reason. However, it's back now and available
with a different cover than before. To order your
copy hit up www.xpwrestling.com.
TWIZTID ADDED TO PERFORM
FOR LAVEL'S DAUGHTERS BENEFIT SHOW.....
Remember a few weeks back when I told you about the
upcoming LAVEL aka Mr.Realist/MASTAMIND concert to
raise money for Lavels daugther who is suffering from
cancer. Well, it just got even better for those
attending. Now added to the show is Lavel's long time
homies- "TWIZTID". I just got this great news late
last night from my dawg TNelson who's the webmaster at
Lavel's site www.mrrealist.com. So remember ninjas,
it's mad important to hit up this show and besides
with TWIZTID, MASTAMIND & TNT(from ESHAMS group
Natas), and LAVEL, it's gonna be a Detroit fantasy
concert come true. Well, thats about it for now
ninjas. Peace and MCL!!!
Pismo Beach Cali Oct. 29th 2002
FUck ya~! if any of you ninjas saw Jackass the movie this weekend im sure you were stoked to see it. That movie is the bomb. Speaking of
bomb thats what all the critics and everyone thought it would do, bomb in the box office and do poorly. But the fact is that its #1 and grossed 22
million over the weekend. Considering this movie at most cost 200 thousand to make all them Jackass are gona be ritch. Pretty dope to see a bunch of
scrubs come up in the game just being themselves. I went to High School with Chris Pontious aka Party Boy and leme tell you, he was the avarage burn out skater kid everyone knows. No doubt if you saw Chris on mtv Kribs you would have noticed he only has a truck and not much else. After the loot he makes on this movie im sure his scruby self will buy a double wide trailer.
Johnny, Steve-O, and Bam on Latin VMAs (MTV)
11/1/02 9:00 PM Friday
Making the Video: Andrew WK 'We Want Fun' (MTV2)
11/3/02 1:30 AM Sunday
In other news Gregg aka drive by from RJ is holding a contest where you can win CASH and Prizes. This is a sort of scavenger hunt contest where the winner will be laced up with flavor. Should be pretty fresh so check it out over here at this link RJ CONTEST.
October 28th 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Woo Woo, whut up juggalos. Clown E here still recovering
from the fresh ass time i had at the 1 year Anniversary
LC Juggalos Mini Gathering. Much props
goes to them for organizing so many events for the juggalos without any staleness and this last
one was no different. Juggatoes and Kae Lo the main organizers came through with free lazer tag,
arcade games, and several juggalo
bands plus open mic for any lyrical juggalos. The juggalo
bands included one of my personal favorites BYP ..Back Yard Pimps! Despite having jes played
a gig like hours earlier BYP didnt let the juggalos down and came through and tore shit up
at the LCJ anniversary party. I wanna say thanks to the LC juggalos for inviting me and big
juggalo love shouts to all the ninjaz i met up with there, Coop, Pixie, Kae Lo, J, Bugley,
Ape Boy, Kim, Zero, and all the other juggalos and juggalo bands like HackStitch, Sinister X, and
everyone on open mic. Yae Yae!
New Twiztid Purple Show Episode
Hahahahaha..im still fuckin laffin from that shit. Theres a new episode to view juggalos.
The crew of Spyder, Jamie Madrox, Blaze,
and company have come back with the flava for
round two. Its highly suggested that you download it to your computer if u can cuz the
streaming sucks ass if your on anything else but super ninja high tech mach 5 broadband
cable NASA shit. So peep the brand new episode by
clicking here.
New M500 Chat Room!
Well sort of anyway. Wait we never did have one in the first place. Ahh fuck it...anyway
if you're a registered member on the Milenko500 Message Board, theres now been added a
new chat feature that lets you chat in real time. THe bone is you have to be a registered
ezboard member but that shits free anyway so why the fuck wouldnt you do it.
Click
here to get to the message board and peep the "Join Live Chat" icon in the upper left
corner of the message board!
Juggalos Added to LockDown
More ninjaz have been sent to the M500 juggalo Lockdown section. I've been laggin on
adding all the pics i got but im finally all caught up. If you dont see ur pic up
on there send ur pic again and make sure that shit in jpeg form cuz sometimes the bitmaps
dont work. Click here
to see the latest juggalos added to the Lockdown.If you got a pic and you wanna join
the lockdown send me and email with ur pic attachted and ur name and i'll toss your bitch
ass in there with the rest of the lockdown ninjaz. Woo Woo!
Hallowicked is just a few dayz away ninjaz. I hope all yall that are going have a great
time. I'd go but im having my tubes tied that day. The rest of us shouldnt even worry
cuz jes a few dayz after hallowicked....it'll be raining diamonds...worldwide...
BABY WHUT!?!.
Pismo Beach Cali Oct. 26th 2002
Below you will find various pictures of the m500 crew and myself in such places as, Lake San Antonio, Yosemite, Milenko 500 Wharhouse, other
pics. One thing, Jackass the Movie hit theaters today, im telling you str8 up from 1st hand of seeing 3 days ago, it is the
best movie of the year, and one of the best movies i have ever seen.
October 25th 2002 Email Me
Wattup Juggalin muthafackos? Yeah I'm finally
back with an update after yet ANOTHER extended vacation spent in the
bathroom puking. Speculation would have it that I've
actually just been partying like Necro's Uncle Howie in the "I Need Drugs"
video, and after days of out of control self
indulgence I finally fell victim to the partying and spent about 4 days in
bed sicker than a muthafucker. Yeah its
true I got more problems with drugs than Mike does with spelling. Speaking
of needing drugs, the necro dvd is now in stock
and features behind the scenes footage of the making of the "I Need Drugs"
video which is absolutely FUCKED. If you haven't
seen this yet you really should hook up on it, not only do you get the
newest cd by Necro, "Gory Days" you also get a 2 hour
dvd including live performances, and 2 homemade movies, directed and written
by Necro himself, and of course the "I Need Drugs"
video which is shot in a crack motel and features crack smoking, heroin
shooting and all kinds of sick ass shit. The dvd/cd
combo is only 21.99 on M500's own online store, so peep that shit out but
only if you have a strong stomach, because this
shit is NOT for the weak.
New Weekly
Freekly and Shaggy Show
They got some
fresh new flava over at ICP.com for the juggalos to check
out! First is an
all new weekly freekly from that sick in the head genius himself, Violent J.
With the arival of the sixth jokers card so near,
and the presence of The Wraith sweeping through cities all over the country,
there is alot on Violent J's mind, and you can
peep out for yourselves exactly what it is that has been going on inside the
head of Violent J himself in his weekly freekly's.
In this new weekly freekly (#6) J talks about alot of stuff including
jumpsteady, the juggalo world today and most important;
The Wraith. J gives a bunch of insight on how the wraith was meant to and
should be listened to on the day it is released,
November 5th. He recommends that in order to fully experience the sixth
jokers card, that juggalos use head phones and have
a chilled out enviornment with NO interruptions what so ever, along with
some good weed of course! I think after 10 years
of waiting your gonna wanna make sure you get the full experience of The
Wraith, so lock yourself in a room, smoke a blunt,
close your eyes, and let the cd play ALL the way through without ANY
interruptions. J also asks that all juggalos take a break
from the internet until the 6th drops, I myself am going to take the Donn
Dymond pledge. I have thrown out all the used
panties that I normally wear on my head in the mirror while pulling the pud,
and also got rid of all my beastiality porn, and
all of my german shiezer videos. This is not an easy task, throwing away
your beloved porn can be a hard thing, so I challenge
you all to take the challenge to help make sure the arrival of the 6th is
anything short of wig splitting. Also new for the Juggalos is a dope
new edition of "The Shaggy Show", this one is just as fresh as the last and
has some great footage of J and Shaggs wearing
their wrestling masks, along with a trip to Abdulah The Butchers house of
ribs AND chinese food. They didn't show much at all
from the haunted house in this one, and i'm not even sure if they ended up
doing it or just stopping by to say wattup to the
juggalos. It turns out the haunted house was charging 20 fuckin dollars a
head to get up in that piece, and the wicked clownz
be doing that shit fo free, so what the fuck. I don't think there has been
a stale shaggy show yet, so you definately wanna
download this shit, just click
here to download it.
Wraith
Instores Announced
Dates have been announced
for the Wraith instores, which should prove to be ICP's biggest intore tour
yet. These are not going to be just autograph
signings either, they are going to have all kind of wraith merch for the
juggalos to spend their skrilla on as well. The
instores will be kicking off right after the historical cd release parties
that will take place on Nov. 4th and 5th, leaving
the clowns with barely enough time to even scratch their nuts before getting
back out on the road. You might also wanna take
a day off work to get in line MAD EARLY to make sure you don't miss this,
because they are only letting 500 lucky souls pass
through the gates of Shangri-La at each instore. Now don't worry, if you
cannot get in line early you can still get all
the wraith merch at the instores, the number of people is only limited to
autographs and after 500 the wicked clownz will
be getting out of there and on to the next stop so don't miss your chance to
meet Violent J and Shaggs during the most
important era of their entire lives and most likely yours too! Just click
here to check out the current list of instore dates.
Letters From The Cell Block
What the fuck is letters from the cell block yall might be wondering? Its
exactly what its called, letters from the cell block.
M500's homie and fellow juggalo T-Bone (Tim) just started serving a 40 month
sentence in federal prison. He has already done
12 months in the county jail here but has just arrived at his new home in
federal prison out in Sheridan, Oregon. T bone will
be writing me letters addressed to the juggalos in general about what its
like living in federal prison, the shit that goes down,
anything and everything that happens in prison Tim will be writing about and
we'll be posting it in my updates here on m500. None
of this is fake and it is not a joke, this juggalo is seriously serving 40
months and has been in jail since last october, before
blazes last album "1 Less G In The Hood" even came out, the last show he saw
was with me at hatchet rising last year in
Denver, Colorado. But anyway fuck the bullshitting, lets get to T-Bones
first letter from his new home in Sheridan, Oregon.
Wattup Juggalos and Juggalettes? My name is T
Bone, most of yall don't know me so i'll tell
you a little about myself. I've been down with the clown for about 4-5
years now. I'm from Montana, so you can understand
why I haven't been down for too long. (we get shit for underground music
here) I can't really say what my favorite song
is because it's always changing, but lately it would have to be "fuck the
world" off Amazing Jeckel Brothers. I just
recieved a 40 month federal sentence for possesion/conspiracy to sell
marijuana. I've already done 12 months in two different
county jails in Montana. Then they shipped me on Con-Air out here to
Seattle and put me in the federal prison out here. Let
me tell you, Con-Air is nothing to fuck with. When you get off that plane
they got U.S marshalls and cops running all around
that bitch with muthafuckin shotguns, I'm talking like 20 motherfuckers with
gauges. I was in Seattle 2 weeks waiting
to get classified to Sheridan, Oregon where I am now, and also where Suge
Knight did a couple of months too. Well enough
of the b.s. I wanna know what the juggalos think of ICP on mtv? Me
personally I think its phat since i haven't heard
a psychopathic song in almost a year. People are always asking me what i'm
in too and I try to tell em. About half of them
know who ICP is, but none of them know about Twiztid or Blaze. Since it is
raining diamonds I am ready to show every one
of them when that shit hits MTV and if there's some haters I'm down to show
em up wicked clown style! My name is T Bone
and if you have any questions or comments let me know also if you know any
juggalos locked up in Sheridan, Oregon let a ninja
know cause its all about clown love. MUCH CLOWN LOVE to the milenko crew
and be expecting to hear more from me really soon.
MCL, T BONE
F.P.C. Tim Givan, 07220-046
P.o. box
6000
Sheridan, OR 97378
oct 25th I Love going Vaginal!
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA'S!? ok well its early morning here and i;ve juss finished reading the weekly freekly. i have a few thoughts about what was 
said, aside from the typical don't download this cd message that nobody was surprised to see, the part that stuck out to me was Violent J telling us to " stay off the internet, dont go to juggalo websites, if you work for a site dont update until after the 6th"
Well it's not what you think, i'm far from angry about this, in fact i'ma do my part and I PLEDGE NOT TO UPDATE UNTIL AFTER THE 6th, thats right , no updates no movies no posts on the message board until the november 5th,
but maybe thats not enuff, i think i can do more for the dark canival so i'm disconnecting my toilet, you got it I PLEDGE TO ONLY TO PISS AND SHIT OUTDOORS UNTIL THE 6TH DROPS. thats right no peeing in the sink no goin at a gas station, juss me some tiolet paper and the vacant lot by my house untill the i hear all of the wraith, or till i get arrested, whichever comes first. i'm sure this'l help buti KNOW theres more that can be done to asist in the release of the 6th so....
I've erased all the porn on my harddrive, put my playboy collecttion in my roomates closet and i no longer watch wild on, thats right I PLEDGE NOT TO MASTURBATE UNTILL AFTER THE 6TH DROPS BOMBS ON THE JUGGALO WORLD!! you heard me, no putting it between my legs and running in place, no putting work boots in the dryer and leaning against it and no trying to borrow jugalinko's real doll.
I'm doing my part ninjas, now YOU DO YOURS!!!!!
a warning to all the juggalettes at the key club release party on the 5th, AFTER i use the restroom facilitys there, i will be spitin game OVERTYME, so be forwarn'd that even if you juss give me a tight hug, you might end up pregnant. OK ninja's see ya'll next month i'm out MCL!!!
oct 24th I Love going Vaginal!
Jackass the Movie VIP Screaning.
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA'S?! well tuesday was another big day for the westcoast crew of M500. me, clown e , and sean where invited to the JACKASS MOVIE PREMIRE at manns chinese theater in hollywood, it was huge pimpin as thoe whole crew purchased new velour suits just for this event.
the pre-party
seeing as we're nobodys at this party, they had us show up early so we wouldnt "get in the way " of celebratys makeing there entrance, at first i 
thought that was bullshit until 2 words put a smile on my face OPEN BAR, and i get first crack at it. so after a bunch of " please dont make an ass out of yourself" and "i swear if security drags you out i dont know you" " from sean i was let loose to be myself. i guess since seans white, most ppl assumed i was his body guard, we played that out for awhile with him saying some nonsense that sounded german and me talking into a pen and acting like I had an ear piece. this earn'd sean an on camera interview with some hounddogg reporter. by this tyme i was getin pretty buzzed ,so while sean and clown e where bulshiting with the jackass posse i went off by myself to mingle with washed up TV stars. pictures will prove i met sarah michelle geller, dolphe lungren, pat morita, tony danza, tia carerre ( she thought i was the big dim witted mexican gang banger from highskool high, i played along but it got me nowhere so i droped the act when she left)
the only ppl who accually stoped to talk to me and where 1. jimmy "JJ" walker, i was crackin him up, he asked how to get ahold of me and took my card and #phone number, so either he thought i was a comedian and wanted to work with me or he's gay, I'm still not sure which and 2. jenny macharthy (THATS RIGHT EX 
PLAYMATE AND MTV STAR) she's put on a few pounds, dont get me wroung shes no anna nicole smith, but she's filled out a bit, she's still gorgeous. so when she hit the bar i saw my chance, I got behind her to order a drink and acted like somebody bumped me into her and i appologized, " you look familier" she said and ask'd me who i was. "miguel iglesias" i told her " like enrique iglesias the singer?" she said, i told her " yea he's my half brother, julio is are dad, i'm the familys chubby little secreat" her jaw juss dropped she belived every word. " OMG i LOVE your brother" she kept saying, i juss told her that me and him dont get along very well but that my family sends me a brifcase full of money every couple of months to keep me from goin to the tabloids" she kept asking me what i know thats so secreat. i told her things like " yea he's got a glass eye" and " when he was 15 he made out with a guy" and " i dunno what that bullshit spanish accent is all about me and him where raise'd in burbank he only lived in spain for 3 years" she was in shock,right about then her fiance walked up and stole her away from me while i growl'd but i did get a hug goodbye so it was worth it.
THE MOVIE
the movie was the shit, way hardcore, blew everything the steve O video had out of the water. I;d tell you about it but for real, its sumthin you gotta see first hand, i'd juss ruin it for you if i went scene by scene, i'll let sean or clown e ruin it for you later.
after the movie i had to take a walk and get some air so i headed back to the hotel to change my shirt i (spild a drink on myself), at first i thought " thats odd, why is the sidewalk so soft, but they i realized its jus the million homless ppl that hang around and begg after these events, well fuck them if i can bulshit my way into being famous then they can bulshit there way into being employed. so anyway way at the hotel i change my shirt i mix myself a "one for the road" drink and then another and then i blinked my eyes i next thing i know i'm at some hottdogg place called carneys down the street from the hotel wondering what tyme it was and how i got there, so i sumble back to the hotel and sean and clown e are both like " where the fuck did you disapear to, you missed everything!?
so i guess you'll haveto ask them how the after party went, but i personally had a great tyme. ok i'm out MCL
Pismo Beach Cali Oct. 21th 2002
What up yall real quick, i wana tell all you Phili Juggalos and Columbus Ohio Juggalos bout the place to be nov 5th. The
#1 juggalo house party's conducted by non other than wrestling superstar/rap group road manager The Rude Boy! But thats not all when it comes to
famouse people, also making a superstar guest hosting shot will be SABU!!! I recomend if you plan on getting tix get them NOW!! Dont be assed out like
tons of people on the west coast are cause The KEY CLUB in LA for ICP's Party is SOLD THE FUCK OUT and some other venue's are sold out as well.
Not only will this nov 4th and 5th be the date that markes the 6th jokers card hitting the world. But for the rude boy it makes the date he turns 30 so it will be a big time Birthday Bash and 6th party. Eveyone been wondering WHAT THE FUCK is gona be going down the these events. Well speculation and hear say are these things, A kareoke Contest with prizes and Gifts, A Costume Contest so dress up way ill for this event cause the winner gets some Super Hush HUsh flavor as the prize. Not only will all that be happening but also Music, heavy drinking and smoking, ill shit, and a much talked about drinking contest conducted and held by the rude boy. Yes rumor has it that the rude boy himself will be holding a contest to see who can out drink the rude boy, a sort of last man standing battle of the liver. With sabu on hand Rude Boy will have the support and back up to go the extra mile or shot if needed to beet any one who steps up. And one main thing i know you will love, FREE SHIT, there handing out free shit and tossing free stuff that range up n down the board in what they are. Anyone paying the small 6.00 cover to get in will be laced up with flavor and night they will never forget.
Venue: High Five
City, State: Columbus, OH
Date: Nov 4, 2002
Time of Doors: 7:00 p.m. (EST)
Tickets: At High Five, their website, & local record stores
Ticket Price: $6.00
MC Appearance: The Rude Boy
Special Guest: Sabu
Venue: Pontiac Grill
City, State: Philadelphia, PA
Date: Nov 5, 2002
Time of Doors: 6:00 p.m. (EST)
Tickets: Available at Ticket Web and a week in advance at the door if still available
Ticket Price: $6.00
MC Appearance: The Rude Boy
Special Guest: Sabu
Also check out LCJUGGALOS.com for some new flavor on local mini gatherings
and some fresh new pics that Kae Lo put up of himself in the milenko500.com store in san luis obispo cali. Also to let yall know we have
added the necro dvd/cd to the videos section. Check that out as well as some other new dvd's and t shirts we have added.
Oh and for all you Terrence and Phillip fans dont forget your friends from the north, Canada! Check out www.canadianjuggalo.com for all that Cold ass Wintery juggalo flavor. This site aint filled with
Gay Jokes by Scott Thompson nor will you find Brian Adams singing, Nothing but the WICKED SHIT by your juggalo homie Snowy nizzos.
Myself sean aka jugalinko, Mike aka Donn Dymond aka Softcoremike, and Eddie AKA Clown E Love aka Rump Shaker, will be in attendence for the 2002 Hollywood Screening of JACKASS the movie today. This is a great honer for us to be at a Movie Premier and we got on Steve O and Johnny Knoxvilles' Guest list so you know the after parties are gona be ill and off the hook. We will be back later tommorow with an update on how the permier went, crowd response and all the flavor that went down.
Anyone knowing a Milenda Varges or if you are milenda living in the Ann Arbor or Adrian Mi. area please contact myself at jugalinko@thegrid.net via email or call our store.
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GlenBurnie MD 10/22/02
ICP, MAD MAN PONDO &
VAMPIRO MENTIONED IN NEW MAGAZINE.....
The Pro Wrestling Illustrated December issue is out at
newstands everywhere with thier most anticipated
edition of the year- "The PWI 500". It's dedicated to
ranking the top 500 wrestlers from all around the
world. ICP is mentioned in 2 of the wrestlers
statistics and bios. The first mention is in MAD MAN
PONDO's bio. It talks about Pondo working for ICP's
JCW and how ICP turned on him in a thumbtack match
with Ian Rotten. It pretty much says the same thing
about ICP in Ian Rottens bio as well. Also in the PWI
500 issue is a full page photo of VAMPIRO vs.
international star- Taiyo Kea in MLW. Check out
VAMPIRO's elbow to see his new old english style ICP
tattoo.
SABU CAPTURES INDY
GOLD.....
This past weekend at 3PW's "tribute to Rocco Rock"
show I told you about, our Psychopathic soldier- SABU
had a stellar Main Event match for the hvy weight
title! SABU defeated Gary Wolfe(Pitbull #1) in an
extremely hardcore bout to capture the 3PW title!
Throughout the match high risk manuevers mixed with a
ton of broken tables, chairs, and buckets of blood
were spilled by both men. In the end however, it was
SABU scoring the crucial pin with his famous Arabian
Facebuster finisher! Also, earlier on in the show
SABU came down to ringside during the Syxx Pac vs. Ron
Killings match. SABU was their to beat down his rival
Syxx Pac, but his interference backfired causing Syxx
Pac to beat Killings. This set up A SABU vs. Syxx-Pac
title defense on the next card. Also on the show,
Porn Star JASMINE ST. CLAIRE turned on her boyfriend
the Blue Meanie in a tag bout. Plus in a wrestling
legends bout as Jerry the King Lawler beat Mr.
Perfect. All in all it was a tremendous wrestling
show set off with an incredible salute to the Late
Rocco Rock by his Partner Johny Grunge from Public
Enemy. The next 3PW show will feature PSY's SABU vs.
Syxx-Pac, Taskmaster Kevin sullivan vs. Dusty Rhodes,
JASMINE ST. CLAIRE and much more. The next show will
take place in Philly on 11-23-02 and once again it
will be held at the Old ECW arena. For tix info or
directions hit up www.3pwrestling.com.
2 WEEKS OF VAMPIRO'S
EMLL TV RESULTS.....
Alright ninjas, I got VAMPIRO's EMLL "Galagavision"
results from the past 2 weeks for ya. On 10/13
VAMPIRO was involved in a six man tag/Main Event bout,
where the first team to score 3 pins wins.
The match was VAMPIRO/Mil Mascaras/Atlantis vs. Black
Tiger/Dr.Wagner/Apollo Dantes. First pin goes to
VAMP's team when he nailed a brutal top rope Spinning
heel kick on Tiger for the pin. Then Tiger's team
gets a pin when he nails 2 moonsaults and Wagner Power
bombs Vampiro. Next VAMPIRO's team gets the second
victory when Mil Mascaras came in and made Wagner
submit to a Bearhug. Now Tiger's team ties it up when
Apollo nails an incredible splash on Atlantis for the
pin. Next was the Amazing end when each member of
VAMPIRO's team beat thier opponent at the same time!
VAMPIRO made Black Tiger submit to a crippler
crossface, Mil Mascaras nails a top rope splash on
Apollo for the pin, and Atlantis made Dr. Wagner
submit to a torture rack all at the same time! A big
win for VAMPS team. Okay, now onto this weeks EMLL
"Galagavision" results. This time it was another
exciting 6 man tag bout, but just a "first pin wins"
typical match. The Main Event was
VAMPIRO/Atlantis/Mascara Sagrada vs. Black Warrior/Rey
Bucanero/Ultimo Guerrero. The bout was high flying,
outta control, and back and fourth the whole time.
The crowd was on thier feet through much of it. In
the end however, it was Rey's team claiming the
victory when Guerrero squeaked out a pin over Sagrada.
Next weeks EMLL show will feature our JCW legend-
VAMPIRO plus lucha stars, Juventud Guerrera, Dr.
Wagner Jr, Blue Panther, and many more. Well, thats
all for now ninjas. Peace and MCL!!!
October 21st 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whut up killaz? Its raining drops of blood
but thats only cuz theres Deadbodies up in the attic...no seriously..there are. Damned if i know
where they came from..but whut i do know is ya dead homie Blaze has got a new mp3. out thats none
other than a wicked ass dope as shit cover of ICP's "DeadBody Man". Much props to Blaze for
bringin a dope twist to this old song. Click the pic below to hear that shit!
Twiztid MP3 Flava!
Also dont forget Twiztid has dropped two new mp3's as well. Both Jamie and Monoxide been
so undercover with their projects the lyrics to these songs are written on a bathroom
stall at a truck stop in Tuscon Arizona. Somewhere someone is reading the wicked shit
while taking a wicked shit. Click the serial killin flava below and make ur bitch ass ears
bleed ya dopey fucks.
Thats all the new flava i got for now ninjaz. Make sure you hit up the
Movie Reviews section as well as our
Message Board for some more juggalo flava. Till
next time ninjaz im out like whut...
BABY WHUT??!.
Pismo Beach Cali Oct. 19th 2002
Im back in the Hizzo! I took off for Yosemite the day after the Big Time "Lake Outing" with my homies. Yosemite was the shit yall
i represented the hatchet the whole way up half dome. I had on my hatchet man hoodie on Glacier Point n bumpin the Rydas and Dark lotus the whole way 
up Yosemite Falls. Fo real. Ill put up the pics when i get em, (boring vacation slides).
BYP
No doubt one of the best bands/rap group out today touring has some fresh as hell tour dates to lace yall up with.
Back Yard Pimps will be playing some major shows at some major clubs. Don’t miss out on our next 3 huge shows!!!!!! (Galaxy Theater in
Santa Ana, The Key Club in Hollywood, and The L.A. Music Awards Show at the
Whiskey-a-Go-Go). Check out Steve, Hondo and the rest of the band tearin it up on the West Coast. If you havent herd any BYP yet i suggest you check it out as there bout to win (nominated) for best band of the year at the LA music Awards. This aint no Ying Yang Twins these guys are juggalos. Infact
Hondo the lead singer can clearly be seen chillin in the Homies Video just realesed by icp.
Check Below for the Latest Back Yard Pimps Tour Dates.
Sun. November 10 @ Key Club in Hollywood
w/ Corprate Avenger, Too Rude (From KMK), E-race, & 151
9039 Sunset Blvd. West Hollywood, Ca. 90069 (310) 786-1712
Monday November 18,
2002 @ The World Famous Whisky in Hollywood
For the LA Music Awards Show. www.lamusicawards.com
w/ The Almighty Grind
Fri. October 25 @ Galaxy Theatre in Santa Ana
w/ Chapter 11, Unknown Super Hereos, Bargain Music, HB Surround Sound, & Badfish
PRE-SALE TICKETS ARE $8. or $10 at the door
3503 S. Harbor Blvd. Santa Ana, CA 714-957-0600.
Sat. October 26 for www.LCJuggalos.com Anniversary Party.
Plus open mike for all Juggalos.
Lazer Family Fun Center at 400 N. Main St. in Corona, CA.
Admission is $15, and you get FREE LASER TAG, FREE ARCADE, KEG BEER, BONG RIPS, FREE BATTING CAGES
Party starts @ Midnight so if your a lil bitch cock sucker who cant stay up
late eat a dick that night.
Also Hallowicked is coming up yall, i hope clown e is cool enough to give Xanax his ticket but we will see, clown e is stingy. Anyways lots of
people been askin me "Where is donn dymond" and what happened to his updates? Well mike "donn dymond" has been takin a break from the updateing and keeping them on the less frequent. What happened is he was online hookin up with juggalettes, one of them came to his house talkin bout she was gona rock his world, so mike took her to the relm "strip club" and to a couple parties to get her going. On the way back to mikes house mike got a blow job in the car from her. Later on that night to find out that that was not a juggalette at all but a TRansy Juggalo, workin over time on him.
I wont be back for the next week because I'm heading out to LA for a few days to cover the Jackass: The Movie premiere. Come back around October 25th for plenty of pictures from the event plus my own review of the movie and my stay in Hollywood!
Check out Bless His Mess by Terry Morrow about a visit to Steve-O's apartment, which will be featured next week on MTV's Cribs. Also take a look at celebrity reactions and comments from Steve-O about Jackass: The Movie at the Backyard BBQ. The schedule below lists repeat times of all Jackass specials. There will also be several Jackass articles coming out in the next week in all sorts of magazines.
There are tons of Jackass specials and appearances coming up in the next few weeks leading up to the US release of Jackass: The Movie on October 25th. Keep checking back here for the latest dates & times for all shows (in EST-US time):
Making of Jackass: The Movie Special (MTV)
10/20/02 10:00 PM Sunday
10/21/02 10:30 PM Monday
10/24/02 11:30 PM Thursday
10/25/02 10:30 PM Friday
MTV Cribs #508: Jackass Edition (MTV)
10/21/02 10:00 PM Monday (Premiere)
10/26/02 12:30 & 4:00 & 10:00 PM Saturday
10/27/02 05:00 & 9:30 PM Sunday
10/28/02 09:30 PM Monday
Jackass Backyard BBQ-Movie Special (MTV)
10/22/02 11:00 PM Tuesday
10/23/02 10:30 PM Wednesday
10/24/02 11:00 PM Thursday
10/25/02 10:00 PM Friday
Celebrity Deathmatch #411 (w/ Jackass match) (MTV)
Making the Video with Andrew WK and the Jackass crew (MTV)
In addition to the US October 25th release date, the movie has been announced as opening in the UK on January 24th, 2003 and the Netherlands on January 30th, 2003. Right now you can buy the Jackass Soundtrack (with a Bonus DVD) and you can also preorder the Jackass Book by Sean Cliver. This month you can find articles about the Jackass Movie in Maxim Magazine (Mila Kunis cover October issue), FHM (Alyssa Milano cover November issue), and SPIN (Foo Fighters cover November issue). The Best of Jackass Seasons 2 & 3 DVD/VHS are set to be released on December 10th, 2002 from Paramount. DVDs: Season 2, Season 3, or Season 2 & 3 Combo and VHS: Season 2, Season 3, or Season 2 & 3 Combo. For a preview of other Jackass product designs and other cool merchandise, take a look at my Merchandise section on the AbsolutJackass.com site!
Steve-O's case has now been delayed until December. He will be free to go out and promote the hell out of the Jackass movie until he is due back to answer to charges of felony obscenity and principal to second-degree battery. If convicted, he could face up to eight years of prison.
On ebay there is a special auction being put together by Sean Cliver, photographer and author of the Jackass Book. He will be selling several Jackass pictures through eBay, many of which are the originals used in Jackass merchandise. I will be adding images of the shots tomorrow and bidding should begin in the next few days.
and one more thing if Juggal Kae dont get them pics he took of him at the store up soon on his site im gona tell everyone that he has herpies.
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GlenBurnie MD 10/17/02
A HORROR MOVIE LEGEND
ROCKIN THE HATCHET ON NEW DVD.....
What up ninjas. Remember when I did that KANE HODDER-
aka JASON from the Friday the 13th films interview
this summer. And how I told you how he's a big time
Juggalo, wanted to get ICP a camio in JASON X(fell
through), and even did stunt work in ICP's "Another
Love Song" video. Well, he's been spotted showing
Much Clown Love once again homies. On the brand new
"JASON X" DVD, theirs a bonus feature on the disk
where he comes out on a stage for and
interview.....Wearing a Hatchet Man Jersey! Woo
Wooo!!! Besides all the supreme overkills JASON
dishes out in the JASON X film, the DVD offers a ton
of other special features as well like a murder
sequence directory or some shit. Thanks to my homie-
DON Dir-tay for givin me the heads up on the DVD.
SABU BCW
RESULTS.....
Here's the results from our Psychopathics own- SABU,
from BCW on 10/10. For some reason the card was
changed as SABU & Simon Diamond no longer had a tag
title match against the champs Cyrus and Terry Taylor.
Instead SABU now had to take on indy wrestler Chris
Sabin. It was a solid match up with both men pulling
off a ton of high risk & hardcore moves all over the
arena. In the end however, it was SABU claiming the
victory with his pattened Arabian Facebuster finisher
on Sabin. Also wrestling for Border Championship
wrestling that night was JCW monster know as Yukon
Braxton. He had a excellent back and fourth match
with wrestler Monty brown, who ended up scoring the
upset pin over Braxton. I'll keep you upto date on
the next BCW event, seing as how they frequiently have
such JCW stars on the shows as SABU, VAMPIRO, Bundy,
Braxton, and many more.
INFO ON UPCOMING
ESHAM/LAVEL SONG.....
If you haven't picked up a copy of the new Murder Dog
yet, you might want to cause it has ICP, JUMPSTEADY,
and alot of other lil tidbits on all the artists from
the "D" in it. However, I know sometimes it's kinda
hard to find in certain areas so lemme fill you in on
some interesting ESHAM/LAVEL (aka MR. Realist) info it
has in it. Lavels new album "nutty" aka "kunphuzion"
is set to drop anytime now. It mentions that SOL
produced 2 songs on it, one of them is called "Don't
Be" featuring Psychpathics newest member and Detroit
Icon- ESHAM! Also SOL has apparently produced another
beat called "It's Nothing"on LAVELS new album
featuring ESHAMS partner from Natas "Mastamind". I
can't wait for this album killaz. Lavel has produced
some of my favorite albums outta Detroit, like he and
ABK's LP "Developmental" and ANYBODY KILLA's old solo
album "Native Funk". And now with that wicked edge
he's added to his sound as of late and guest spots
from ESHAM, Mastamind and more, it's destined to be
hot as hell homies. I'll give you a release date on
it soon as I get one. Should be shortly. Oh yeah,
and don't forget about that Cancer Benefit concert
Lavels doing with Mastamind and TNT. For more info on
that peep my last update. Well, thats about it for
now ninjas. Peace and MCL!!!
October 15th 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whut up ninjaz!?! Clown E here back from
a weekend getaway to Lake San Antonio up by Pismo Beach where Jugalinko lives. The weekend started
out friday night with me and my homie Kae from www.lcjugalos.com .
We mobbed up friday night stopping at a Denny's to grub where our waiter looked like the lead singer
of Orgy. After 20 mins of hearing him sing a really bad version of "Blue Monday" he finally brought
us are food. The service was horrible so we left him a *huge tip. Anyway we mobbed up after that
and woke Sean up. He cried for a little while because it was past his bedtime. After smoking ridiculous
amounts of marijuana and watching MTV Jams we all crashed for the nite. Next day we woke up to Ed
(pictured below in glasses and fire shorts) he came into Sean house spouting off lines from the bible
so we knew he found the liquor. So we all mobbed up to Lake San Antonio. Its fuckin beautiful up
there. The weather was perfect...now to add weed, beer, and a fast boat to the mix. Sean's boat is
a Bayliner that seats 7 juggalos and plenty of booze. We cruised around the lake for hours actin like
fools and carryin on and what not....Paul one of sean's homie's went intertubing and so did Ed. I
would've too but i was busy filimng for *GGW. So yeah we camped out afterwards...ate some bomb ass steak
and beans and continued the smoking marathon. Kae spotted some ninja wearing a jeckel bros t-shirt
at the camp site so we kicked it with him and his girl for a bit. We asked them how much they love
M500 and they said "Who?" So after we kicked them out we went to sleep. Next day was more of the same
i got to drive boat and get all crazy doing grinds, and ollies and whut not. All in all in it
was a dope trip and we had loads of gush blasting squirt squirt fun. Peep the pics below.
*huge tip - napkin full of ketchup
*GGW - Girls Gone Wild
So yeah this weekend was the bomb..i wanna give props to Sean, Paul, Kae, Ed, and girls who
love cum....MMFCL ninjaz im out like whut
BABY WHUT??
Pismo Beach Cali Oct. 11th 2002
woo wooooo!!! the Homies Video IS OUT!!! thats right avalible on yahoo's servers you can download it by clicking below.
The Homies Video
This video is the mega bomb! You can see me, clown e love, and donn dymond in the video. You can easly see Mike wearing his Riddle Box Jersey, and me in my Green Serial Killz jersey in the end scene where "Flash" the break dancer is doing like a head spin or some crazy move. Check this flavor out
yall and peep the future of psychopathic. Props to Reden Neden for the info!
This weekend is a M500 Getaway. Myself sean, Clown E, Juggalo Kae from lcjuggalos, Mayfeild, Paul, and Ed
will be rolling to Lake San Antonio to do such ill stuff as Smoking, pimpin Ho's, inertubin, drinking, Fishing, actin a fool, caring on, Water sking, Swiming n all sorts of flavor. Its bout time we all got together and had some fun.
TeK and Sonik have released THIER Rendition of Twiztid's "Renditions Of Reality", over at CanadianJuggalo.com, and I gotta say, they did a good job.... So From Them To You... here's THEIR "Rendition Of Reality"
Peep this knarly flavor, the G's and Hustlas over at FLH got some Pics off the ICP comercial, you can download the comercial right here if you need.
Click any of the pics for a larger view!
These pics are from www.faygoluvers.net. Well, DBM of faygoluvers worked out a sublimanl message, its a pic of a baby thas flashed in 1 fast frame.:
Click the pic for a larger view!
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GlenBurnie MD 10/11/02
IMPORTANT BENEFIT
CONCERT.....
What up ninjas. I have to start off with some rather
sad news today. LAVEL aka Mr. Realist who is long
time friends TWIZTID and former rap partner and
producer for ANYBODY KILLA, is having a special
benefit concert in December. The show is being held
to raise money for his Daughter Jewell, who has been
diagnosed with a cancerious tumor in her brain. She's
only 3 years old too. The concert will be held at the
Emerald Theatre in MI on December 8th. Also
performing on the stage that night is Detroit rap
legend- MASTAMIND, straight outta ESHAMS group Natas!
And to make the show even hotter, the dj of the night
will be the other member of Natas- TNT! Deffinetely a
great cause with some great Detroit performers. For
directions or tix info hit up www.emeraldtheatre.com.
Again, all proceeds will be going to the Jewell and
Karmano's Cancer Institute(www.karmanos.org.).
NEXT BIG 3PW
SHOW-FEATURING SABU.....
Our Psychopathic Soldier- SABU will be in action once
again for Philly's 3PW wrestling fed on 10/19! The
show will be a tribute to fallen wrestling Legend-
"FlyBoy Rocco Rock" of Public Enemy, who recently
passed away en route to the last 3PW show. In the
Main Event Psychopathics own SABU will be taking on
Pitbull#1 for the heavyweight title! Knowing how
hardcore both these Mutha Fackos are, it's destined to
be a hellava bout. Also on the show is Super Famous
Porn star JASMINE ST. CLAIRE and her man- the Blue
Meanie taking on the Ultra hot Missy Hyatt & Rockin
Rebel. The show will also feat WWE legend Jerry the
King Lawler, former WWE IC champ Mr. Perfect Curt
Henning, former ECW stars Danny Doring, Roadkill and
many more. The show will be held at the old ECW
Arena(Viking Hall) on 10/19. Deffinetely worth
checking out killaz. For directions or tix info hit
up www.3pwrestling.com. Well, thats all for now
ninjas. Oh yeah, I wanna give a phat props to 2 music
traders I deal with. Props go out to Chip
Bannon(detroitBMH) & Ernest C. Avila. Peace and
MCL!!!
October 9th 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
PEACH FAYGO!!! Whut up ninjaz im chillin here waiting for some porn to download,
ever notice when ur waiting for porn to download someone always calls..or knocks
on your door. dont you hate that? Then u gotta minimize the window or worse have
to start the download all over again. *Sigh* Anyway whut up killas im gonna drop
some flava up on here.
ICP Online Street Team?
Always wanted to be on a street team? Never got tha chance cuz ur too young
or you parents were being dicks? Well nows ur chance. Now your able to help
promote for the Wraith Album simply by loggin onto your ghetto ass computer. Sign
up and also enter to win a Psychopathic Leather Jacket.
Click here for all the info.
ICP As "Angels" MTV & Online Commercial
Theres no words to describe this...oh wait yes there are...FUNNY, HILARIOUS and WHUT THE FUCK!!
Click Here LOL!!
New Update to Movies Section
I FINALLY updated the movies section with some flava. Todays movie review is "The Crow"
done by you the juggalos. If you wanna see your favorite movie up on there jes drop me
an email with your review of it and i'll toss it up there like ham slices on a hooker's ass.
Right in the crack.... 
click here for the review
of The Crow.
Ok the porns done loading...im out for now ninjaz...always remember one thing....yea..MMFCL
im out like whut BABY WHUT!?!
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GlenBurnie MD 10/07/02
UPCOMING WRESTLING SHOW
FEATURING SABU.....
On October 10th Psychopathics own Hardcore wrestling
Legend- SABU will be wrestling in the Main Event for
Old Castle Ontario's- Border City Wrestling located at
the Ciociaro Club. The matchup will be for the Tag
Team Titles as SABU & Simon Diamond(from ECW) take on
the Tag champs- Terry Taylor & Cyrus(from ECW).
Win,loose, or draw SABU always seems to fuck somebody
up bigtime in BCW(you just know tables will be broke
too)! Also on the show is WWE legend- Million Dollar
Man Ted Debiase and former WWE lightwieght champ Jerry
Lyn. For showtimes or tix info hit up
www.bordercitywrestling.com.
RF VIDEO THREATENS TO
SUE COMPANY OVER VAMPIRO INTERVIEW.....
Remember that VAMPIRO Shoot"real" interview video(the
one with a pic of VAMPIRO AND VIOLENT J on the cover)
I told you about not to long ago. Well, on the video
VAMPIRO calls RF video owner(Rob Feinstein) several
versions of the word gay! Well, the online store
selling this vid- www.highspots.com got a call from
Rob F. who was claiming to sue because of Vamps choice
words. So, if you wanna buy a copy of this
VAMPIRO(with ICP on cover) VHS full of interviews and
matches, then you'd better order it now cause it might
not be up too much longer ya know. Thanks to
www.wrestlingheadlines.com for that info.
ICP MAKES SURPRISE
APPEARENCE AT ROH SHOW THIS PAST
WEEKEND.....
Speaking of Rob Feinstein, this past saturday ICP made
a surprise appearence at his federation Ring Of
Honor(ROH) located in Philly. ICP came out to the
ring and tottally demolished indy wrestlers Oman
Tortuga & Diablo Santiago! The match was only about 1
minute long as ICP quickly beat down thier opponents
and made 
the pinfall. If you weren't able to attend
the show, don't worry cause I'm sure RF video will be
selling it online in no time. Well, thats about it
for now ninjas. Oh yeah, guess who got choked out by
the Real Michael Myers(Halloween) this
weekend.......ME! Thats right, Don Shanks was at
Jasons Woods Halloween attraction in lancaster PA this
weekend. But if you live near Lancaster and missed
out on meeting him, you're still in luck cause on the
last weekend before Halloween the Real LEATHERFACE
will be there signing shit as well. Hit up there
website at www.jasonswoods.com. Peace and MCL!!!
October 3rd 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Back from the dizzead. Ok not really..jes said that to make myself seem cool and mysterious.
WTF IS UP MAH JUGGALOS! Clown E Love back on here during my favorite month of October. As you've
noticed the hallowicked spirit has been spreading his seed (so to speak) all throughout our site
and sharing the October spirit with yall. So today i jes bought the dvd to the movie Zombie. If yall
havent seen it, its pretty fuckin dope..i suggest you steal or rent that muhfucker. I'll post
a movie review up tomorrow on my Movie Reviews page along with one on "The Crow" sent in by a ninja.
I wanna give a big thanks to Violent J and Shaggy for giving us a plug on the WRIF radio show they
did in Detroit a few nights ago, that was the shit..the show was devastating and the plug was
the shit. Who knew they even knew us lol...i still forget sometimes which site i work for. Aight
now for some news..
New Weekly Freekly from Violent J
Yep..it was delayed a little cuz of J's fucked up wrist but he's back now with some
more demented stories from his twiztid mind so click here for the latest flava. This
update to me seemed a little more deep seeing as it deals with ICP and their accomplsihments
so you definitely wanna check it out.
Bums Fight Back!!
Well ninjaz...you might of heard the news..but the creators of the now infamous BumFights video
are in some sort of "legal" trouble. Turns out its illegal to kidnap people..FUCK...WHO KNEW?
Anyway the videos are definitely gonna be a rare item so i suggest you hit up the M500 store
and get ur copy now before they're gone forever!!
Mini Gathering in Lisbon Ohio
Get Well "Insane" Eric!
Hallowicked LJ Version 1
AT: Lisbon, OH. Meet at 213 W. Chestnut St. (E-Mail Me for directions or look
for it on the web)
Time: 3 PM-around 1AM
Activities: We may have some backyard wrestling for you, I'm not sure but it'd
be cool, A Juggalette Pageant, Faygo Drinking Contest, And A Big Performce by
the Lisbon Juggalos, karoke style, copycat on Psychopathic's Artists, but only
in their honor, and for Eric.
Performances:
The Pscyhopathic Rydas-This isn't really the Rydas, but these guys are gonna rip
out the Gang-Bangin' Skills Featuring (High Jack as Full Clip, Dangerous Phill
as Cellblock, Mugshot as Foe Foe, Faygo Joe as Lil' Shank, Triggga as Bullet,
and featuring Lil' Perv as back-up.)
Flyboy & DeZ-L as TWIZTID- Flyboy and DeZ-L are gonna spit some Twiztid lyrics
for y'all.
Jim Bal Ya Dead Homie & Lil' Perv as Blaze & Anybody Killa- Jim Bal the
bootlegger Str8 Outta Lisbon who died from drinking an entire Jiegarmiester
bottle who was resurrected by a lotus pedal and his partner in crime Lil' Perv
the juggalo midget will give ya dead zombie beats in honor of our Homie Blaze.
The Juggopathics: Psychopathic J & Crazy as The Insane Clown Posse- Yep my own
group with my homie Big Crazy Loc Steady. I'm really excited about this set.
Let the faygo fly.
The Lisbon Juggalos as Dark Lotus- Jim Bal, DeZ-L, Lil Perv, Crazy, Flyboy, and
Psychopathic J will join together on stage to unleash the holy power of the
Lotus Pod.
Well thats all i got for now ninjaz...im being asked to entertain right now so im
off to do the deed...MMFCL to all you ninjaz..its raining diamonds and
im out like whut...BABY WHUT!?!
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GlenBurnie MD 10/03/02
NEW LAVEL COMPILATION
FEATURING ANYBODY KILLA, ON SALE AT.....
What up ninjas. Remember that Lavel- Klone Kollection
vol.1 "attack of the Klones" album I mentioned before?
Well, it's on sale for only $10 over at Lavel aka Mr.
Realist's website- www.lavel.net. The album is a
compilation of greatest hits and unreleased tracks
from Lavel and KRAZY KLAN'S(ANYBODY KILLAS OLD GROUP)
past. Along with a few Krazy Klan tracks that you
might have heard before, is a totally new(unreleased)
Lavel & ANYBODY KILLA song called "off with your
Head"! It's bootleg style, but who cares...you can't
read the label when it's in the cd player anyway
right. So yeah, hit up Lavels site at www.lavel.net
and check it out.
SABU & VAMPIRO RESULTS
FROM MLW SHOW.....
This past weeks MLW show in New York was incredible!
And again it was taped, to later be released on DVD
and VHS. JCW Legend VAMPIRO, had his scheduled match
against ECW legend Steve Corino. But The Sandman
showed up to make it a special 3 Way Dance! The match
was crazy as hell. At one point Sandman superplexed
Corino through a steel Gaudrail! Then VAMPIRO gave
Sandman a "nail in the Coffin", thus eliminating
Sandman. While Vamp was on the ropes celebrating,
Corino crept up and hit Vampiro with a top rope
Diamond Cutter for the pin. Great Match! Also on the
show was Psychopathics own SABU. He had a amazing
match with international sensation KEA. It was a
bloody/brutal- back and fourth match filled with all
kinds of dangerous high spots you would expect from
SABU! In the end however, it was Kea getting the
victory after a devastating Hawai 5-0 from the Torture
Rack position. So, once again Major League Wrestling
put on a hellava show. I can't wait for the DVD to
come out. Oh yeah, also this past friday SABU had a
Main Event matchup for Main Event Promotions in Canton
OH. It was a 3 Way Dance with SABU vs. Mr. Insanity
vs. ? Man. From what I hear it was a great high
flying bout with Mr. Insanity scoring the pin over ?
Man.
VAMPIRO'S EMLL TV
RESULTS.....
THis past weekend on GalagaVision, our JCW star-
VAMPIRO was involved in the Main Event match for the
Tag Team Titles. The bout was VAMPIRO/Shocker vs. Tag
Champs- Ultimo Guerrero/Rey Bucanero. The
stipulations was that it was a best of 3 Falls match.
Immediately VAMPIRO hit a top rope superplex on Rey as
Shocker nails him with a top rope splash at the same
time! Ultimo makes the save. Then Ultimo and Rey
manage to sneak a quick pin on Vampiro after a brutal
double suplex. 1 fall for Reys Team. They try the
same move on Shocker, but he reversed it and pinned
Rey. Now it's tied at 1 fall a piece. Shocker then
beats down Ultimo and goes for the 2nd pin, but Rey
interferes and helps Ultimo pin Shocker. Reys team
now has 2 falls. VAMPIRO comes in and gives Ultimo a
top rope leg drop. Shocker copies him. VAMPIRO then
manages to suplex and then hit the "Nail in the
Coffin" on Rey for the pin. Now it's tied at 2 pins
per team. Now everybody tries top rope finishes on
each other. Then Vampiro nails a vicious choke slam
on Rey, but he kicks out of the pin. Then VAMPIRO
tried it again on Ultimo, but Ultimo reversed it into
and armbar finisher. Then Rey applies another Armbar
finisher to VAMPIRO's other side. Shocker tries to
help but gets double slammed by Rey/Ultimo. The
champs then put a half Boston Crab on each of Shockers
legs until he quits for the final win. They retained
their titles, and VAMPIRO even shook thier hands for a
match well fought. Well, thats about it ninjas.
Peace and MCL!!!
Sept 30th 2002 Email Me
It's Truly Raining Diamonds
Wattup Juggalos? Fuck, well where to I fuckin begin? Icp made mutherfuckin
history tonight, infultrating the airwaves
and taking over wrif for 3 hours straight spreading dark carnival love and
dropping historical news and brand new songs
that have NEVER been heard ever! So much dope shit is going down with
psychopathic, it is truly raining diamonds. Well
i'm sure yall mofackos wanna hear about some of the flavor so here it is:
first off, the hounted house appearances are not
just going to be ICP, none other than ABK, Sabu, and E Sham will also be in
the house, the strangle mania 3 dvd IS set to come
out in the near future, there wasn't a specific date, Zug Izland is going
to be on the sixth tour which they said will be
starting at the end of January, there is also going to be a grip of
autograph signing instores coming up after the haunted
house appearances. Other flavor includes shit like the Super Villians,
which is Esham and ICP, two songs were dropped
tonight by the Super Villians called "p-p-p pow" and "La La La", Super
Villains' first release will be on December 3, 2003, so be expecting to hear
more on that project in the
future.
Blaze announced the release date for his new album entitled "Colton
Grundy-The Undying" and is scheduled for a
March 17th release date, with production from Mike Peezy 4 fuckin Sheezy,
and "Sister Cirrhosis Soundsquad", s.c.s includes
Monoxide, Jamie Madrox, and Fritz Tha Cat!!! Zug Izland is Scheduled for a
January 21st, 2003 release date, thats right ninjas
"Cracked Tiles" hits the shelves on that day, so quit im'ing me and asking
if i know god damnit. ICP also played a brand
new UNHEARD track off "The Wraith" entitled "Ain't Yo Business" which was
off the hook.
ABK was also up in that bitch to release a new song
that is going to be on his new album "Hatchet Warrior" scheduled for release
on February 18th. The song is called "If You
Don't Know", and features Shaggy 2 to the D. The beginning of 2003 is going
to be fuckin devastating juggalos, so many
releases along the 6th tour and the whole fucking dark carnival just blowing
the fuck up, taking over the industry and
letting muthafackos know that its OUR FUCKIN TIME, we don't give one fuck
what anybody thinks and our voices are gonna be
fuckin heard. I just wanna say that i'm so fuckin proud to be a part of all
this (the whole dark carnival in general), and
have the opportunity to represent on this website for the juggalos and bring
yall the news.
The Dark Carnival and our Juggalo
Family is something that nobody will ever be able to take away from us. The
era of the Sixth is already amazing and its
barely started, whats yet to come can be nothing short of wig splitting, ear
drum shattering madness. Along with the
Blaze, and Zug release dates, you also got ABK's new album coming out on
February 18th 2003, and then as if all that won't
keep ya busy, the serial fuckin killaz themselves, TWIZTID are dropping
their new album in April 2003. I gotta say mad props
to WRIF for doing this shit with ICP, and bringing so much freshness for the
juggalos. Also thanks to fuckin ICP themselves
for giving Milenko500.com props while on the air! I'm out for now but I'll
post the release dates for yall again below, don't forget
to vote for ICP to get the next cover of circus magazine on their site over
at CircusMagazine.com
We all gotta pull together and make sure that shit happens! MCL
-xanax
November 5th, 2002 - ICP "THE WRAITH"
January 21st, 2003 - Zug Izland
"Cracked Tiles"
February 18th, 2003 - ABK "Hatchet Warrior"
March 17th 2003 - Blaze Ya Dead Homie "Colton Grundy The
Undying"
April 2003 - Twiztid "The Green Book"
Now Through Eternity - Juggalo Family
Thanx to the good folks over at www.faygoluvers.net you can download the new songs they put on the radio
last night.
click the links below to give the new songs a listen.
Download ABK ft. Shaggy 2 Dope - "I Don't Know"
MP3 Format (2.74 mb)
Download ICP - "Ain't You Business"
MP3 Format (3.16 mb)
Download Super Villains - "La La La"
MP3 Format (3.12 mb)
Download Super Villains - "P-P-P-Pow"
MP3 Format (3.03 mb)
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GlenBurnie MD 09/27/02
A NEW ESHAM & BEDLAM
SONG.....
What up killas. I got some info on a new ESHAM &
Bedlam collab called "Enjoy Life". The song is brand
new and is gonna be featured on Bedlams upcoming album
called- Bedlamitez Rize. The song is fuckin crazy as
hell, and ESHAMS Freestyle verse is off the chain!
You can hear the song for yourself over at
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/bedlam_music.html.
Personally, I'm really anticipating this new Bedlam
album. I think they get better with every cd they
drop. And whenever they do a collab with artists like
Project Born, Mastamind(of Natas), Lavel, halfbreed,
and now ESHAM the Unholy, it seems to bring out the
best of em ya know. Anyways, the album is due out
soon and will also feature some guest production by
Psychopathics own ESHAM, plus- Mastamind, TNT, Lavel
aka Mr.Realist, and more.
AN UPCOMING UNDERGROUND
SOUNDTRACK FEATURING ABK, ESHAM, AND HOUSE OF
KRAZEES.....
I recently recieved a flier from White Devil
Productions that features previews of all thier
upcoming releases. On it is an ad for a new
soundtrack titled "Forbidden Legends" the soundtrack.
It is advertised as featuring "live, unreleased,
classic, and Freestyles" by Psychopathics own ANYBODY
KILLA & ESHAM the unholy. It's also gonna feat HOUSE
OF KRAZEES(TWIZTIDS former group), Mastamind, KGP, and
many more indy artists. It's scheduled for a Winter
2002 release and is suppossed to be available in CD
and DVD format. Now, I've heard alot of mixed
feelings on White Devil Productions, so order at your
own risk. To find out more info on this album hit up
www.wdp-inc.com. Well, thats all for now ninjas.
Peace and MCL!!!
Pismo Beach Cali Sept 26th
Yo peep this game yall, ICP, ESHAM, TWIZTID,ABK, and BLAZE will be on the wrif show. Radio show that is mi. based. You can check it out this sunday
on http://www.wrif.com/ via the web like us California Ninjas will be do-en. Now you know that is gona be some whacky shit, Violent J alone spitin game to the masses will be a trip alone. This is gona be 3 full hours of DJ PSYCHOPAHIC spinning jams for us and the world.
Aight Me and Donn Dymond have added some action to the store. We have added the Underground Comedy DVD. This is normaly 24.99 on there site. Were 
sellin it for only 19.99 each. Pick it up before they get on our case for undersellen em. Yall know this is a good deal cause they also charge 10 buckes shipping while we charge only like 3.80. Anyways this is a comedy dvd with such things as HARD PORN, CHICKS GETTING ILL, and GUYS KIKIN IT with a real live dead chick.
I have also got in contact with the BUM FIGHTS CREW and shit is geting hektic over there. If you have been watching the news you would notice that they are getting caught up on some seriouse shit. There camera men have been put in jail and charged with everything from assault to conspircy. I have talked them into sending us another stock load. Took a while but M500 is loaded up once agin with more "Bum FIghts". Basicly they do some realy illegal shit to people. Things like KIDNAPING, ASSAULT, and MANY MANY other crimes that have brougth them to the point of JAIL. A lil before December you will see BUM FIGHTS VOL. 2. This is something that they thought would never make it to the general public. But after Tie'n the court system up for a while and worken the system with ninja tactics this is slated for realese, im sure to help pay for the HARD CORE lawyer fee's. Fucked how shit is but gota fight fire with fire. I cant tell you enough how ill the bum fights dvd is. Its the fuckin bomb yall.
I added some pics of myself Sean worken the Ocean Scene and BBQ scene. I been doin some ocean fishing trying to pass the time and chill. That shit is devistating juggalos. Fuckin shit always be happen in the sea. Shit is always going down you cant let your guard down for a min. Things like Dolphins, Sea Lions, Otters, Jelly FIsh, and Sharks are poopin off all
over the place, last week i had a whale the size of a few gray hound busses surface less than 10 feet from the boat. No question we fired up the motor and got the fuck out.
Other than that we have added some other stuff to the store, like jerseys, some t shirts like the embroidery T's and the Jeckel Tatoo T witch is new to everyone. This JECKEL TATOO T shirt is fresh as hell and i recomend yall get it. Also added was the mad flavorful RYDAS T witch yall can check out in the SHIRTS SECTION of the milenko 500 store.
Aight then im let yall know that m500 got tix to the L.A. WRAITH CD realese party no less than 2 min.'s after they went on sale on TIX MASTER, so shur nuff we gona be there loungin baller style. Im a huge fan of all the flavor they been dropin latley, me and Donn Dymond did an Internet Video of us actin a fool and caring on bout the Song and VIDEO Homies, that i will put up this weekend when i get my video software. Its some funny and whack as hell shit yall, but thats what got us this far!! Clown love Ninjas! ....FREEDOME!!
September 25th 2002 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me
Whut up juggalos?!? So today is hump day and you know whut that means. E I! Damn
i jes went no where with that. Anyway so i've developed a new hobby Its called Loaded Pussy. It involves guns
and pussy. Basically its like skeet shooting (trailer trash sport where u throw plates in
the air and shoot them) anyway this new sport is best played liquored up on 151 rum and
with plenty of condoms...the goal is to survive being hunted by hot bitches
while they're drunk off their asses..which isnt hard considering after 10 minutes of
searching for me they pretty much forget whut they're doing and start making out.Thats
when i cum in....literally. *gush*
LA Wraith Release Party @ Key Club
Damn ninjaz the storms of diamonds is almost here and i hope all my fellow southern cali
juggalos got their tickets for the release party here in LA. The M500 crew will be there
in full affect including Xanax whos now suckin dick nights AND weekends jes to afford
the trip down here. Hodge would come but he dont have a shirt to wear.....yea.
The Psycho Juggalos Hotline
Yea i know. My bad...alot of ninjaz been asking me WHEN CLOWN E...WHEN IS YA DOPEY LOOKIN
ASS IS GONNA BRING THE GOD DAMN HOTLINE BACK!?! Usually i jes ask them to pull the gun
from my head before i respond. (im from LA whut?) But soon ninjaz..i need help though
ninjaz. Imma need help to promote that shit when it drops again. So im asking for ninjaz
in an around the LA area to help with the following tasks....
1. Design a Psycho Juggalos Flyer
2. If your in or around the LA area..be down to help promote the hotline at malls and shit
Hit me up on the Email tip juggalos and help a ninja out..yae yae.
Some Sad News Juggalos
Heres an email that got forwarded to me...
My husband, Shannon, (FlintClown@hotmail.com) & I had the joy of welcoming our first child,
a new baby juggalo named Nathaniel Joseph (Joseph does have special meaning), into this world September 9, 2002. We were the happiest we had ever been, even having missed 2002 GOTJ because of my pregnancy. These past two weeks were the best of our lives, watching this wonderful creation of ours as he developed into our "lil' flint clown juggalo". Having been down w/ Psychopathic for 9+ years, we couldn't wait to share our happy news with the rest of our juggalo world.
Unfortunately, Baby Nate left us this morning, September 23, 2002, at 2:46am, 2 hours 1 minute
shy of celebrating 2 weeks of life. He was our precious baby, our angel who will be forever in our hearts.
Although neither of us are handling this very well, my husband is taking it especially hard,
as Nate was a spitting image of his daddy. I was hoping to share our loss with the juggalo community, so my husband can see that, not only does our "biological " family support us, but so does our Juggalo Family. We will suffer both emotionally & financially for a long time, but sometimes just a caring thought can help slowly mend the bleeding heart.
Visitation will be held Wednesday @ 11am at Swartz Funeral Home on Hill Road in Mundy Twp. (Flint), with service celebrating his short life beginning at 2 pm. Burial will follow at Evergreen Cemetery at Hill & Center Roads in Grand Blanc.
We would appreciate any & all of your thoughts, love, and support at this most difficult time in our lives.
Thanks for listening,
Shannon & Nicole Addington
"Flint Clown & JuggaletteNik"
Click Here for more info...
our thoughts and prayers from us here at M500 go out to Shannon & Nicole and their
family. MMFCL. R.I.P Nathaniel.
Thats it muhfuckers...props to DEMO,CASP,DARE,CIRKO,DIBS,MERCH,WHUTDAFUCK,KRIAL,JEDi,SECK,BOLTS,
VICE and the Gr8Milenko of the YGC.
Well im out for now ninjaz..MMFCL and stay up yall mah family..im off to play my fav new game..im out
like whut BABY WHUT??
September 23 2002 Email Me
Well today's been a good day
ninjas, I've already rubbed off three nuts to the new commercial for that 70's show, the one
where donna is sporting her new school girl uniform. I've spurted, gushed, and even drippled a
couple off to that commercial, and am suddenly a huge fan of that 70's show. And besides all that
good shit, I've been noticing some cheap tickets for flights to detroit for Hallowicked (2nd show, as the first night got sold out),
and over at travelocity i've been getting some straight up jacked prices, but depending on where you live,
travelocity.com might have some decent prices for yall juggalos and lettes, but the site i've
found with the best prices so far is Hotwire.com, yall
should check out that site, i've found round trip tickets for 270, and I fuckin live in
poundmypooper, Montana, so if your in a bigger city they might even be cheaper. Just lookin
out for my family, the more ninjas that make it out to Detroit the better. Anyway on to the
news.
Street Team On The Loose
Icp.com
has finally released some more information for then juggalos on where the hardest working
group of juggalos will be in the upcoming days. The Wraith street team will be invading
Atlanta, Georgia this Sunday the 29th, to spread the devastating message of the almighty
6th jokers card. A message that has been 10 years in the making, 10 fucking years of anticipation,
and its finally here. Nedenmaster Gordan has announced at icp.com that Mr. Tom Dub
himself has let him know that he and the Wraith Street Team will be hitting up the
Record and CD Show in Atlanta, Georgia this Sunday, September 29th!! This is an excellent
hance to see first-hand the sick, psychotic, street soldiers of Psychopathic Records, out
promoting Insane Clown Posse's new album, The Wraith, in stores on November 5th, 2002.
It is also a fresh chance to pick up some of the phat items the Street Team keeps in
their possession, from the new and off-the-hook Wraith merchandise, Hatchet History,
and Dark Lotus Redux to rare items like the original Ringmaster CD to hard-to-find items
like ICP's Basement Cuts. And you can also pick up Wraith Samplers, giving you yet another
oh-so-sweet and oh-so-lethal taste of the new freshness that will be dropping that first
week of November. There is also going to be many other bands promoting their shit seeing
as how it is a record and cd show, so that gives you even more reason to check out the event.
Allthough I have a feeling most of yall are gonna show up and chill with the ninjas and be like
FUCK YALL to the other shitty hair bands that will probably be there. Anyway here is the important info your going to
need to make it to the show:
Record and CD Show
Sunday, September 29th, 2002
10 AM to 4 PM
at:
Ramada Inn
418 Armour Drive
Take Exit 86 off of I-85
Admission is $3.00
Axe The Question Freshness
Some super fuckin dope axe the question
flavor was dropped. For the first time ever on Axe The Question
the juggalos will be able to direct their own questions to the muthafuckin wicked clownz themselves like whut!
From now until noon (EST)Wednesday the 25th of September, all you Juggalos and Juggalettes out there who have been dying
for any form of response to their most desperate questions will be able to send them in and have the opportunity of it
being answered by the Insane Clown Posse themselves! This go around with the axe the question process is a little different
than usual, you need to go to Halloweennation.com and join either The
Afterlife Forum or Celebrity Chat in order to post your questions to Violent J and Shaggy themselves! Halloween Nation's site will help you
on your way so you can axe your question. The questions are going to be pouring in by the thousands and the Wicked Clowns will try to answer as many as they can.
Answers to many of your questions will be at Halloween Nation by Thursday. So if you've been waiting for that question
of your to get answered, ask away at Halloween Nation and you might get the answer directly from ICP!, well for now, i'm out
like eminems butthole. MMFCL -XanAx
email
GlenBurnie MD 09/24/02
SABU'S 3PW RESULTS AND
R.I.P TO A HARDCORE LEGEND.....
What up ninjas. This update is gonna be a big fat
Wrestling Update(JCW SUPERSTARS of course). Ok onto
the news. Psychopathics own SABU was the center of
attention at Philly's 3PW show on 9/21. During
Abdullah the Butcher's deathmatch with Kevin Sullivan,
SABU came down to ringside and proceeded to beat the
hell outta Abby. Blood was flowing everywhere as
Abdullah ended up winning by DQ. However, Syxx-Pac
came down to breatk up the carnage. That started SABU
vs Syxx-Pac's Main Event matchup. The match was an
incredible bloodbatch that went all over the old ECW
arena! Fans were on their feet the whole time! It
was so close that SABU thought he had it won on a few
occasions. However, in the end it was X-Pac scoring
the pinfall after he hit an old school X-factor
through a table. After the match was over the fans
all stood up and cheered on both men for a match well
fought. On a sad note, former ECW,WWF and WCW
Legendary tag wrestler "flyboy ROCCO ROCK" of PUBLIC
ENEMY passed away on his way to the show. He wresled
in NJ earlier that day and was on his way to Philly
when he started to feel a loss of breath. The ladies
with him called 911 and pulled over. When they got
thier it was too late however, he had already passed
away. His family has a long history of Heart Problems
and his death is most likely a result of a Heart
attack. For those of you having problems remembering
who he is, he was part of the tag team in WCW that put
SHAGGY through a table on the outside, during ICP's
first DeadPool sting. I've actually had the pleasure
of meeting Ted Petty aka Rocco, and he was generally
one of the most respectful and genuine individuals in
the business. RIP.
MLW "RELOAD" TO FEATURE
CURRENT AND FORMER JCW CHAMPS.....
On Sept 26th MLW returns with "Reload"! The show is
gonna be huge. Already signed to appear is former JCW
champ VAMPIRO vs. Steve Corino, SABU, 110 yr old-
Drunk Terry Flunk, La Parka, Kaentai's- Dick Togo,
JCW's Chris Candido, Dr. Death Steve Williams, CW
Anderson, Jerry Lyn, Super Crazy, and an appearence by
Howard Sterns Crazy Cabbie! The show will be held in
NY at the Manhatten Center. So to all New York JCW
fans, make sure to check it out cause the first show
was so incredible it's been released on DVD! For tix
or directions hit up www.mlw.com.
2 WEEKS OF VAMPIRO'S TV
RESULTS.....
I have the results of JCW star- VAMPIRO's matches from
Galagavisions EMLL "lucha Libre" TV episodes. On 9-14
VAMPIRO had the Main Event bout against Ultimo
Guerrero. Throughout the match all kinds of chicks in
the crowd were going nuts and getting thier nedens
moist for Vamp. The match started out kinda slow, but
turned around when Vampiro hit an amazing Superplex
from the top rope! Shortly after Vamp was denied a
top rope hurricanrana and given a brutal reverse
figure 4. Vamp made it to the ropes though. Next
Vampiro tried a Rock Bottom but was blocked again.
Then outta the blue, Vampiro nails a crucial armbar
that makes Guerrero submit! While VAMPIRO was
celebrating his victory, Ultimo Guererro and Rey
Bucanero jumped him from behind and even gave him a
top rope powerbomb. Vamp recovered and vowed revenge!
GALAGAVISIONS EMLL "LUCHA LIBRE" RESULTS FOR 9/21 FEAT
VAMPIRO. Okay, VAMPIRO was jumped and beat down after
his win from last week right. This led upto his 9/21
Main Event bout! The match was VAMPIRO, Shocker, and
Hijo De Lizmark vs. Ultimo Guerrero, Rey Bucanero, and
Blue Panther in a best of 3 Falls Bout. Vamps team
was jumped with chairs before they could even hit the
ring. In the first fall Guererros team won when all 3
men held Vampiro down for the pin. Vamps team made a
comeback when Vamp and Shocker nailed Rey and Ultimo
with an over the top double plancha! This allowed
Lizmark to score a pin for VAMPIRO's Team. It was a
total back and fourth bout but the end came when
Panther made Lizmark submit to an armbar. However,
Lizmark wasn't the legal man in. Shocker then grabbed
a distracted Rey and and forces him to submit with a
reverse figure 4. Then VAMPIRO got the 3rd and
deciding win with a devastating belly to back
Superplex! Next week Galagavisions EMLL tv show will
feature VAMPIRO and Shocker taking on the Tag Champs
Rey Bucanero and Ultimo Guerrero for the belts! Well,
thats all for now ninjas. Ps- if anyone knows of a
legit trader with any performances from this years
Gathering hit me up. Peace and MCL!!!
Pismo Beach Cali Sept 22th
What up yall, damn last weekend was the fuckin bomb. Chillin with every single psychopathic artist for over 20 hours str8.
Long days and
long nights. Shooting a video is alot more work for psychopathic than i ever thought.
They have us all wake up and be there by 6 AM and work till like 8 at night with very few breaks.
We were in some scenes where violent J and shaggy had to have these 2 hot chicks come in and dab the sweat off there face with out ruining there make up. It got hot in some of the party scenes and there constantly pumpin the room full of smoke so you cant SEE or breath. Im tellin you for real that this video is gona be the bomb. This song alone is so addicting to me, they played it all day constantly at the video shoot. I cant get it out of my head. I can play it over and over agin in a row and still be hummin the choris "Homies! Homies TALKIN BOUT ROAD DOGS OF MINE!!!". There were some fun times. We would all be chillin and out of no where SHaggy would just cruze up smokin a cig and chillin with all of us. Blaze and the whole crew were chillin with the juggalos. Alex was rollin round the set makin sure things were going smooth and setin everyone str8. The Rude boy was all over the place, in scenes, runin shit, keepin things organized. I saw Matt Davis workin his ass off hard, getting things for the crew, acting as personal security and just plain getting the job DONE!
One of the nights consisted of Chillin with "The RUde Boy", now this is my 1st time meeting him and
chillin with him and i must say he's one funny ninja. Clown e and him Go way back so that was
fresh. We had Beyond Vodka (35$ bottle) up in our hotel room. Let me tell you the hotel we were
in the HYATT.. was the same one that SUGE NIGHT hung Vanila ICE over the balcony threating his l
ife in. In fact there was a room with a PLAUQE reading "Sugs Thug Room" on the outside im
speculating thats the comemrative suite. Anyways Rude boy said he saw the legandary LITTLE RICHARD
downstairs in the HYATT loby and was talkin to him. In Fact Lil Richard said he was down with the
clowns. SO no later than bout 30 min me, clown e, Matt Davis,
and rudy dusted a
bottle of BEYOND VODKA with the Quickness, there for it was my job to go get more VODKA. Matt had
to take out to do his job ( protect ICP ) so we both cruzed out to the SUNSET STRIP. I took out
to the FAMOUSE "PINK DOT" with is the liquor store of choice on the SUNSETSTRIP. I picked up a
bottle of ABSOLUTE VODKA witch yall might know as the bomb vodka as well. Right when i get back
with the vodka RUDY SAYS " oh looks like you got the CHEEP SHIT" capin on the vodka! Rudy was
embaresed to have to drink anything less than a 35$ bottle of vodka. (HIGH CLASS). He was of
course jokin and we tackled that bottle right away.
With such ill shows as MADD TV and
the "terrorist channel" on TV we were set. MADD TV had some fresh ass skits
bout "Anna Nichole Smith", we were dying! Rudy has seen the Anna Nichole Smith show and we
all had, i noticed that Donn DYmond was a little too big of "BOBBY TRENDY" fan but thats all him.
I must say we must have mentioned that evening EVERY sit com star's real name and Stage name ever.
We were tryin to school each other with that shit. Rudey said once you loose your job you watch
and learn alot bout sit com's, so we have all been there! And were all Scholer's of the late 80's
and early 90's sit coms. Who can forget such stars as Meradith Baxter Bernie, Todd Bridges,
Check out this INTERvIEW with EX hok MANAGER 62 year old WALT bout HOK. It is pretty dissy if
you will but this guy dont look like he gona be around much longer with multiple heart attacks
and all the greedy shit talkin he's doing.
WALTER INTERVIEW FROM HORRORCORE
EPIC pro wrestling presents:"Bigger, Badder, BETTER!!" T.V. Taping!
-When?:
Sunday, September 29th
-Where?:
The Glendale Studios
1239 S. Glendale Ave
Glendale, CA 91205
-What's going down?
well, this show is gonna be a FREE show to the FIRST 200 people that call and
leave a voicemail with their names and phone numbers to the EPIC office at:
(661)753-9593 OR e-mail you info to: Gary@Epicprowrestling.com
JUGGALOS!!! we need all you crazy mofos to wild that fuckin studio out like
the way I know all ya'll can!!! IT'S A TV TAPING!!!
Matches??: how about NEWJACK Vs. That Crazy Psychopathic Juggalo MAD MAN
PONDO!!!!! Former WCW cruiserweight champ Elix Skipper Vs. Our Jugga-homie
NOSAWA!!! SABU Vs. CROWBAR!!!! and much much more, so JUGGALOS!! I INCOURAGE
ya'll to bring your hatchetman signs and show everyone that ya'll are
representin' the coming of the 6th Joker's card along with seeing some
dope-ass wrestling!!
http://www.EPICprowrestling.com
September 22nd 2002 Email Me
Wattup Juggalos? I'm finally back with my interview with the hard
fuckin core wrestler Corporal Robinson. I been sick as a muthafucker or I
would have got the interview up alot
quicker. I been so sick that I have been puking and shitting at the same
time. Can't I just get a regular hangover like everyone else? Nooooooo I
gotta get so sick that I can't
even shit solid, and every time I wipe my ass I get shit on my hand. Anyway
I doubt any of yall wanna hear about that, so I'll try and get to the
interview. Before I post the interview
below I just wanna say thanks to Corporal Robinson for doing the interview
and showing m500 mad
love. If you want to learn more about him aside from what we talk about in
the interview, just
check out his home page at http://www.iwfwrestling.com.
Click here for the AUDIO VERSion in mp3 of this interview
Corporal Lays It Down
Xanax: Alright well here we go, for the ninjaz
that dont know, how long have you been in the wrestling industry?
Corporal: About eight years
Xanax: You ever wrested under any other
names besides corporal?
Corporal: Uh when i first started i took up the mad dog gimmick, and it was
still military gimmick, and then I went into the corporal deal like two
months into it.
Xanax: What federation are you currently involved with the
most?
Corporal: IWA Mid South, JCW and IWF out of Detroit.
Xanax: Any idea of how many stitches youve had throughout your
career?
Corporal: Hehehe here's the key to it, I dont get stitches,
i use superglue.
Xanax: You got a favorite pain killer?
Corporal: Vicotin and alot of
weed
Xanax: Hehehe, I'm an oxycontin man
Corporal: Haha, I get oc's but they just make me sick
Xanax: Whats
been your most memorable match?
Corporal: Most memorable.. um, actually theres a couple of em for different
reasons, one would prolly be with me and Ian Rotten in uh 98 where i had
that brain injury and got hit with that window pain and went through 100
lightbulbs.
Xanax: So thats was your most major injury you would
say?
Corporal: That was my major injury, if they wouldnt have gotten me to the
hospital within three minutes i wouldve been dead.
Xanax: Fuckin a thats dedication to your job.
Corporal: I was still
tryin to beat the shit out of everybody and squirting blood in the fourth
row.
Xanax: What was up with the feud with ICP and Sabu and IWF last
year?
Corporal: The deal was it wasnt really sabu and the clowns,
they didn't have much competition and everyone they were going up against
was just kinda lame, so me and Cash decided lets take a hit at these guys
and one thing led to another.
Xanax: Weren't you involved in Violent
J's retirement match?
Corporal: Up in Michigan right? me and Breyer versus violent J and
Shaggy?
Xanax: Yeah, I believe so.
Corporal: Yeah that was an awesome match.
Xanax: What was the
outcome of that match, do you remember?
Corporal: ICP kicked ass, they ended up beatin up breyer and then i ended up
beatin up breyer.
Xanax: Being in the first ever pool of leeches match, whats worse in your
opinion? leeches or lightbulbs?
Corporal: The leeches are probably sicker, the lightbulbs tend to kinda gash
ya, you know what im sayin theyre both kinda bad, the thing about the
leeches is the infections and stuff they give you the next day,
so...
Xanax: For the people who've never seen your finishing move
'the boot camp' can you give a brief description of what it is
basically?
Corporal: Yeah it's a cobra clutch into a russian leg sweep, and i either
keep it as a submission and keep it locked or usually get the three count
out of it. it takes all the wind out of your breath, takes everything away
from you, and then i drop you on your head.
Xanax: How long have you
been doing bodygaurd work for zug izland and psychopathic?
Corporal: About a month before the gathering
Xanax: Any crazy shit
happen you can tell us about during the gathering?
Corporal: There was a few crazy fans who wanted to get up in our face at the
bar across the street, they pretty much wouldn't step to me, they knew
what was up. There was one guy from peoria that was being a dick to
ABK.
Xanax: Yeah some yuppie mother fucker, ya i actually witnessed
that. That guy was pretty fucked up
Corporal: He almost got his face fucked up
Xanax: Was it hard keeping
Syn out of trouble during the gathering?
Corporal: Naw it wasnt hard the juggalos are great they showed mad love and
were very respectful
Xanax: What about Syn himself, is he hard to
keep in line?
Corporal: Well you know, Syn is Syn, like Violent J and Shaggy, they're
gonna do their thing, my job is to stay there and make sure I got their
back.
Xanax: You think you are gonna do any work for psychopathic in the upcoming
months?
Corporal: Definately.
Xanax: Did you have any big inspirations when you were younger that helped
you decide to take up a career in hardcore wrestling?
Corporal: Cactus Jack is an icon, and Terry Funk, but the real thing was
Shawn micheals.
Xanax: Whats been your most memorable fight outside
the ring?
Corporal: A guy named Ox Harley he was in the business about 7 years, he
outweighed me by about two hundred pounds, it was when i came back from that
head injury from Ian, I came back about 3 months early, and he had this
metal pipe in the ring and he kept trying to blast me in the head where the
stitches and shit were still in the side of my throat, so Cash, being the
homie that he is came in and tried to get me out of the ring then kinda
brought up to the side by then i was so pissed, dude i was ready to kill
him, i was on the way back and i hollered at Ian Rotten to get his fat ass
back in the locker room in front of the crowd, which probably wasnt smart
cuz hes a boxer, and he came to the back we pulled all the tables out,
pushed em all to the side and we said go at it. i swear he swung one time, i
ducked and i hit him about fifteen times, swoll his eye shut, broke his jaw
and thats how it was.
Xanax: Well that about does it, you wanna give
anyone shoutouts or anything?
Corporal: Definately, Zug Izland, Violent J, Shaggy, Alex, the whole
Psychopathic crew, and all the mad Juggalos out there, keep it up THE SIXTH
IS COMING and its raining diamonds right now.
Xanax: Fo sheezy, well
on behalf of milenko500.com, thanks alot I appreciate that shit man, thats
tight as hell you doin that shit for us.
Corporal: It's a pleasure brother anytime you want me just give me a
buzz.
Xanax: Thanks alot man, Much Clown Love!
Corporal: Much Clown Love brother!
September 19 2002 Los Angeles CALI BABY WHUT???
Woo muthafuckin Woo! sup juggalos ..Clown E Love back from humpin the dead
to bring some wicked flava. Shit Obviously we posted some more pics from the
recent video shoot in LA for the song "Homies" by ICP. The Donn pretty much
summed up all whut went down this past weekend but i jes wanted to get up
on here and say fo real Psychopathic has really out done themselves this time
with this video. I cant even begin to describe how dope the video is gonna look
and i havent even seen the finished product yet. But from how the shoot went
down with all of us juggalos and the psychopathic artists chillin together
as equal and jes basically having a fuckin blast..well all that came through
on the screen and whut better song than homies to represent all that. I wanna
thank everyone at Psychopathic for being so chill with all the juggalos takin
pics and signing autographs ALL DAY..seriously they didnt have to but they did,
i wanna thank my fuckin brotha the Rudeboy for being dope as always for real
ninja we down for life, and also wanna thank the casting director (u can see her
in one of the pics below) her name is Carol and she put up with all us rowdy juggalos for
2 dayz and kept her sanity lol..so much props. Thats it ninjaz...peep the pics
below they're devastating!! Oh and for the record im NOT stalking Shaggy in the
one pic with my fat ass face in Shaggy walking in the backround lol. MMFCL
to all the ninjaz i met at the video shoot. Im out like whut BABY WHUT!??
CLick here for LA "Homies" Video Shoot Pics
sept 16th I Love Oral!
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA's? it's been a big weekend here at the
MILENKO500, basicly cuz the west coast crew of me , jugalinko and
clown e love became superstars and made music video history by
playing our part in the ICP video for HOMIES. Ok so me and
jugalinko get "the call" on friday to be in the video, seans all
about heading down the night b4 and since the shoot started at 630
i had to agree with him, but my work didnt seem to agree with me
so i was forced to quit. at least i have my prioraties straight.
first night we get a room in hollywood, after alot of in hotel
drinkin, Me and Clown e love decide, what better way to celabrate
the eve of the shoot then to go to a strip club. after asking
several cabbies about which one is the best our friend samir told
me " you go to dey body shop, the gurls there, very nikid" that's
all i needed to hear so after a $10 cover and a 2 drink minimum
we're in and wacthing some fairly decent ass parade back and
forth. it was only about 30 seconds until the the girls charged
our table offering us private dances. we fended off the first
wave but i guess i'm weak, when the second group of girls came by
i caved in and was lead to the back room. it was alot like slick
ricks bathrrom, with alot of velvet and mirrors . so i looked at
the bouncer as i walked passed him, i guess he was intimidated 
becuz he open'd his jacket juss enuff to let me know he had a gun,
i would have shown him mine but i'd rather juss chill and get the
dance. i'm useto not being able to touch the girls but here i
didnt have a choice, the girl grabbed my hands and put them all on
her tits, she had me smack her ass while she rubbed her nedden
evervywehre, it was almost exactly like real sex, it was awkward
and uncomfortable, over in about about 5 minutes and way to
expensive. but hey those are my issues. she earned her $$$.
after the dance i realized it was 1 am and i had to get up for the
shoot at 5 so i left back to the hotel smelling like catfood and
ass, and trying to convince clown e to go back in a get a dance
for himself.
so the next day after doin ALOT of standing around and signing
release forms i got to check out the set and work my on camera
magic during the house party scenes, ( look for me with the lotus
make up and the riddlebox jersey). i was also in the skool scenes
but i dont look much like a teenager so i figure those might get
edited out. also i'm on the porch watching ppl and in the front
yard givein props to the RUDE BOY!!! and you cant miss me in the
breakdance circle, and the director had me stay after and star in
the shower scene, it seemed a lil odd cuz it didnt really fit in
with the other scenes and i wasnt really comfortable with him
lathering me up, and i still dont know where the camera's where.
but hey anything for the dark carnival right?
but for real ninjas this video is gonna be huge
according to street rumors and whispers on the wind, MTV is VERY
interested in airing and possably BLOWING this song up, its
already getting major airplay in the midwest and is breaking here
on the west coast. to all the bitch's who say " I'm a hater, this
is bullshit ICP shouldn't be on mtv and finnaly get the
recognition they deserve and have workd 10 long years for!" i have
only to say this, hit the knee's and bitch to these you lil mark,
i'ma be on TV!!!
PPL who watch this video may notice some changes with the
psycopathic crew that i'ma point out, the biggest and most obvious
is that niether TWIZTID or ABK are painted up. why this change you
ask? Well i could give you the same old washed out answers of " 
its a new era" " end of the world" or whatever but after listening
to VIOLENT J tell me about warm snow and floating lakes and
prescription medication this is the impression i got (not exactly
what i was told but this is how i understood it) . Everyone on
psycopathic has real skills, twiztid and ABK and BLAZE got mad
talent and deserve recognition on there own, we as long tyme
juggalos have know this for years, but to the shallow minded quick
to judge public, all they see is the makeup and automaticly think
that they're ICP clones and juss tryin to fit into a mold. So by
washing off the makeup and makeing it more about the music and
less about the image, it makes it easyier to say to the world
whats got to be said.
another difference, the RUDE BOY is slim and trim some might even
say deisel, but i wouldn't. this is due to a combination of him
hitting the gym to get his hardcore wrestling career back on track
and only drinkin hard liquer and diet faygo, i plan to follow his
in his footsteps.
thanx to everyone at psycopathic for showing all the love, rudy
next tyme we'll bring a bigger bottle, ok i;'m out MCL
PICS ARE FROM OUR M500 HOMIE LOU D. OG of the Juggalos.
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JUST ADDED TO THAT HUGE
3PW WRESTLING EVENT(FEAT SABU).....
What up Ninjas. Remember that upcoming 3PW wrestling
show in Philly I updated about. Well, that show just
got even better. WWE future hall of famer- X-pac/123
Kid will now be on the show wrestling Psychopathics
own SABU! This match is destined to be a independent
fed's Match of the year. It's not the first time the
two have wrestled either. They got standing applauses
after incredible matches on the indy scene way back
before any DX or ECW fame found them. Don't forget
either, the show will also feature a super Dirtay
"strip off" match between XXX Mega Porn Stars -
Jasmine St. Claire, Kindra Jade, and Missy
Hyatt(showed her tits at this years GOTJ)! Woo Wooo.
Plus on the card are former ECW hardcore wrestlers-
Pitbull 1, Blue Meanie, PE's Rocco Rock, Roadkill,
Danny Doring, Hack Myers, Chris Chetti(taz's cousin),
and wrestling legends Abdulah the butcher(as seen on
JCW vol.1) and Taskmaster Kevin Sullivan. If you're a
SABU, JCW, porn, or wrestling fan in general you don't
wanna miss this huge show ninjas! The event is 9/21
at the Viking Hall in Philly PA. For tix or directions
info hit up www.3pwrestling.com.
THE EASTCOAST'S BIGGEST
HALLOWEEN ATTRACTION JUST GOT BETTER.....
It's almost here juggalos! Jasons Woods 2002! Jasons
Woods is probobally the East Coasts most famous
Halloween Attraction. It's not too far from most
parts of MD, PA, DC, VA, and Deleware. This year
they've managed to get 2 very special celebreties to
sign autographs. They are the real LEATHERFACE from
Texas Chainsaw Masacre and Halloweens Michael Myers!
Ra Mihailoff aka LEATHERFACE will be appearing at
Jasons Woods on Oct 25,26, and 27th from 7pm-?. Don
Shanks aka MICHAEL MYERS will be appearing on Oct 4,5,
and 6th from 7pm-? It's an awesome time killaz. It's
located in a farmland in Lancaster PA. This year it's
upgrading from 3 to 5 special Horror Events. Now they
have thier famous Haunted Hayride, 3D Carnival of
Fear, Barn of Terror, and the new Macabre Musuem(real
dead stuff), and a Mystery Maze. For Directions and
more event schedules hit up www.jasonswoods.com or
call 717-872-5768. See you there ninjas.
NEW VAMPIRO SHOOT
INTERVIEW(VHS) FEAT ICP ON COVER.....
This new 2002 www.highspots.com exclusive video is the
first recorded VAMPIRO Shoot Interview(Real Interview)
in like 10 years! On the cover of the video are
several pics of Vampiro in action plus one pic of him
backstage with VIOLENT J and The Great Muta. The
interview is professionally made and he speaks on all
kinds of topics from his many fallouts with WCW, his
past experiences as a musician, his real life fued
with Konnan and how many years it went on, his
legendary status in Mexico, how difficult it is trying
to wrestle in different countries, his friendship with
ICP, Drug problems in the business, his phone call
with ECW management and much much more. Plus as a
bonus, at the end of the video are several matches and
clips of him in the ring. So if you've ever wondered
anything about VAMPIRO and what he's all about,
deffinetely check out this exclusive VAMPIRO Shoot
Interview at www.highspots.com. Well, thats all for
now ninjas. Hey, if any of you juggalos would like to
get a Mini Gathering going at Jasons Woods this year,
hit me up and lemme know. Peace and MCL!!!
sept 10th I Love going Vaginal!
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA"S?! ok well yesturday was the terrorist
holiday. well they can take my twin towers but they cant take my
day off so me and my roommate mayfield decided to make it ALL
AMERICAN DAY, so we got up early like good americans, (i'm
mexican so this was new to me i thought the sun came up at 11
am). so he dressed up in his tight levis and a tacky american
flag tshirt his mom got him, me being a hardcore westsider juss
wore baggy jeans a white tshirt and red bandana but we
represented. so we decided what could be more american then
watching smokey and the bandit and gettin drunk off budwieser at 9
am?
nuthin so, after spliting an 18 pack and singing the theme
song a few tymes we where gettin hungry and ready to move. we
tried figureing out what the most american thing to have for lunch
was, we passed on burgers, almost went for sloppy joes but
decieded that since we share the same bathroom that it would come
back to haunt us, we settled on corn dogs. so we're at hotdog on
a stick, pretty buzzed and giveing the cashier shit, he didnt
apprecite it when i asked him why they wanted there store to look
like a gay crayola box. after a cheese stick and lemonade, i was
ready for more drinkin, i wanted to get a bottle of captains and
go to the movies, mayfield wanted to get a bottle jack daniels and
go mini golfing, but we had a theme to live upto so we decided to
our only real option was to go to the strip bar, i mean what could
be more american then getting a lap dance from a teary eye;d
teenage runaway?
nuthin so i drove us over there bumpin freebird
the whole tyme tryin to keep in my patriotic mood, at the bar we
order'd any drink with an american name, alabama slammers, long
island ice teas, and blue hawaians....so after about 5 or 6
drinks i look'd over at mayfeild and he's burpin up brandy and
corn dog and lookin at me crosseye'd. he said sumthin about
haveing to pee but juss fell off his bar stool. so i helped him
out and he juss said " lets go i goteaaxssxcWQDFEWPOIM" ( yea i
couldnt understand what he said either) so i helped him out and we
headed to the car but he didnt make it very far, first ally walked
past he had to stop and piss while i took lookout which is not
easy during the middle of the day, so he's pissin with my back to
him when i herd him puke then fall over while still pissin, so i
walked over to him and he's juss lying there in a puddle of his
own piss and vomit, i wasnt gonna touch him, so i said, "look at
you mayfield, your a true patriot" and i saluted him, he looked
back up at me and " i did it for my country" well i wasnt gonna
let him in my car like that so i got him to sit outta sight beind
the dumpster in the ally and went and called his girlfriend to
come get him. i headed over to jugalinkos to finish off the night
and tell him what happennd, mayfield was in bed passed out by the
tyme i got home, his girlfriend left me a few nasty messages for
ditchin him downtown like that. oh well fuck um both GOD BLESS
AMERICA ok i'm out MCL.
P.S, girls if you want to send your pic in this is the perfect way
to do it, thanx for the love MCL
Pismo Beach Cali Sept 10st
THE LOW DOWN AND NEWS ON STEVE O AND JACKASS.
I spoke with Steve-O and he told me that the tour video is nearing a release date. He has seen what they have now and says it is insane. As soon as a 
date is set, it will be posted here. Also, check out milenko 500 store cause the Don't Try This At Home (the Tour video) DVD/VHS is in stock!
There are going to be a ton of Jackass:The Movie specials on MTV-US in the next two months. So far they have put together Making the Movie, Cribs, a backyard BBQ, and Making the Video. The crew just got done shooting Making the Video with Andrew WK for a brand new song that is going to be featured in the movie & on the soundtrack and that special should be on very soon. When I hear air dates, I'll let you know. The movie will be hitting US theaters on October 25th and the UK on January 24th, 2003. You can buy the Jackass Movie Poster!
Finally...Jackass DVD news! Paramount is putting out Jackass season DVDs! For now, you'll only be able to get Best of Jackass Seasons 2 & 3 (I'm not sure if they will be on one DVD or two) because Season 1 is being held up by the lawyers (no surprise). No release dates yet, but they are definitely in the making. Milenko500 Store is a good source, but I'll also let you guys know when I hear a release date.
Steve-O 'Don't Try This At Home' video release date now set for October 7th, 2002 in the UK from ILC PRIME*! You can purchase the video for:
VHS £12.99 / DVD £15.99 But milenko 500 has has it cheep and also avalible to the UK for 19.99 in US funds.
Be sure to watch the MTV Video Music Awards on it's many many reruns! Steve-O, Johnny, and Bam did a great job presenting the best rap video! Even Eminem (faggot ass lil bitch) couldn't believe they had really stapled Steve-O's ball bag to his leg...and he was even bleeding! And who caught the first commercial for the movie! Less than two months now until the US release!
Steve-O has now been released on bond in Louisiana. He is due back in court on September 16th to answer to charges of felony obscenity and principal to second-degree battery and could face up to eight years of prison if convicted.
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GlenBurnie MD 09/11/02
OLDSCHOOL ANYBODY
KILLA(KRAZY KLAN) TRACKS ON NEW CD.....
What up Ninjas. As I've told you killaz in past
updates, ABK and Lavel (aka Mr. Realist) used to be a
detroit rap group called the KRAZY KLAN. Together the
group dropped 2 albums. One called "Frustrations"(95
tape, MADROX drew cover), and another album called
"Developmental" in 99. Somewhere along the way a few
tracks were made that weren't on either album or any
compilation appearence. Well, 2 of those old KRAZY
KLAN TRACKS have just been released. The album is out
in the Detroit underground scene and is bootleg style.
It's called- "LAVEL's Get Kloned....Attack of the
Klones". It features those 2 tracks with JAYMO(aka
ANYBODY KILLA) plus- Strict 9, Flagrant Larry Lair,
and many more. So if you're at your local record
store in the D and happen to find it, snag it up
ninjas.
VAMPIRO'S TV
RESULTS.....
JCW HERO- VAMPIRO was on Galagavision TV's "EMLL Lucha
Libre", again this week. He had another Main Event
match of the night. The bout was VAMPIRO/Negro
Casas/Masacara Magica vs. Tarzan Boy/Ultimo
Guerrero/Rey Bucanero. It was a "best of 3 wins"
style match. From the get go, it looked like the
referee was against VAMPS team. At one point Guerrero
put a weak ass submission hold on Vampiro. Vamp
didn't give up, but the ref said he did anyways.
Vamps team was mad pissed. A few mins of wrestling
went bye, and Rey used a razor to cut Negro's head
open big time. The ref saw it but didn't care. The
second win was a cheap one and went to Ultimos team
again. It happened when VAMPIRO had enough of the
refs cheating and beat the hell outta him causing a DQ
for his team. Shortly after the match VAMPIRO grabbed
the mic and challenged Ultimo Guerrero to a "hair vs.
mask" match in next weeks Main Event. The only other
stipulation is that Vampiro would supply his own ref
for the night. So if you cable juggalos have the
Galaga Vision Channel, check it out next friday at 3pm
for the "EMLL lucha libre" show with VAMPIRO in the
Main Event again.
SABU RESULTS AND
PROPS.....
This past weekend Psychopathic soldier- "SABU", made
his return to Border City Wrestling in Windsor
Ontario. SABU had a hellava match against talented
indy wrestler named Legacy. In the end it was SABU
scoring the pin with his Legendary "Arabian Face
Buster" finisher! The fans went nuts for SABU of
course(if they didn't he'd stab em with a spike and
shit). By the way, he was wearing his normal bicep
tape, but with ICP written on it. Woo Wooo!!! Also
on the show were bitch ass Doink the Clown and JCW's
King Kong Bundy. Before I head outta here I wanna
give some mad props for a kick ass ESHAM/NATAS
website- www.acidrap.com. Pretty soon they'll have
up a complete discography for ESAHM/NATAS albums(even
guest appearences). Keep it up killaz. Well, thats
all for now. Peace and MCL!!!
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SABU GETTING A TITLE
SHOT.....
What up killaz. ICP's homie and hardcore wrestling
icon- "SABU", has an upcoming title shot for 3PW in
Philly PA. On september 21st at 8pm SABU will be
taking on 3PW champ Pitbull(from ECW) for the belt!
Also on the card is an Extra Special treat for you
ninjas! Get this, PORNO superstar Jasmine St. Claire
will be taking on Porn star Kindra Jade(seen on Howard
alot), and Missy Hyatt(she was at this years GOTJ) in
a STRIP DOWN match! Woo Wooo!!! In the Main Event,
JCW's Abdulah the Butcher has a death match against
wrestling Legend Kevin Sullivan. Also on the show are
ECW stars Roadkill, Danny Doring, Chris Chetti(taz's
cousin), and company owner the Blue Meanie. This show
is gonna be off the chain ninjas. So if you live near
PA hit up www.3pwrestling.com for tix and directions
info.
SOME INSIGHT TO THE
FUTURE OF ESHAMS GROUP "NATAS".....
I know alot of you long time Multikillionaire's out
there have been wondering the future of the Acid Rap
creators- NATAS(ESHAM, Mastamind, and TNT), since
ESHAM is now running with the Hatchet. Well my boy
Mefeitikid from the Purgatory
board(http://pub112.ezboard.com/freellifefrml) just
did an exclusive interview with NATAS member-
MASTAMIND! In the interview Mastamind said that he
hopes thier will be a sixth NATAS album one day but-
"godlike" may have been a way for NATAS to go out with
grace ya know. However, he said that you never know
what 2003 will bring. If a company comes to Esham,
TNT, and himself with a million dollar contract to do
another album, then "it's on" ya know. Also Mastamind
stated that "godlike" was a lil different this time
cause he wanted to make it more gangsta. And lastly
he said that he has a new solo album in the works
titled "streetvalu". No release date as of yet
though. And oh yeah, he's still on number6 records
but that could easily change.
NEW ESHAM COLLAB(FEMINEM
DISS).....
Detroit rap duo by the name of Moebadis & Snake have
just released a new album titled "Stockz and Bondz".
The album is tight as fuck and contains a track with
ESHAM called "12 bithes". It's a crucial Feminem/D12
diss! Also, Moebadis & Snake have another phat album
out in the streets of the D called "thugz Millenium",
that also contains a collab track with Psychopathics
own ESHAM! The track is called "In this life" and is
hot as hell. Well, thats all for now ninjas. Peace
and MCL!!!
Pismo Beach Cali Sept 1st
That crazy Ninja over at www.faygoluvers.net IVK just put up a new track off the 6th Jokers Card, its called Homiez.
Check it out. HOMIEZ.mp3
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September 5th, 2002 Los Angeles Calif.
whut up, Whut Up , WHUT UP!!!! Juggalos!! God damn its been ages since
i got up on here..and lookey here a brand new slicked out layout for our
site. Hell fuckin yea. Now me and Jugalinko are still *sword fighting over
whut goes where and how but rest assured everythings been carried over
from the old layout. Up top above the yellow "Insane Clown Posse" banner
is a drop down menu where you can navigate most of the flava from our old menus.
Some of the links might be outa wack if so let us know and we'll fix that
shit. The main page now serves as a Whuts Whut page to showcase the latest
flava and to find our news jes click the link by our banner called "Click here
for our news" That will lead you here...like u didnt already know that. All in
all like i said we aint done so keep checkin back cuz its only gonna get better!
Hot Topic on the M500 Message Board
Theres two this time ninjaz. I been reading posts on the message board like crazy cuz i have
no life and the "Dark Carnival" thread is tha shit. Juggalos talk about how they first
got introduced to ICP and tha DC and its the shit to learn how different or the same
it was for all u ninjaz. So peep it by
clicking here. I also been peeping
the "Whut Set you Claim" thread and man theres juggalos from all over reppin on that bitch.
Theres ninjaz from places i cant even pronounce. And no i dont mean Bakersfield. Represent
where you're from and see if theres any ninjaz reppin the hatchet in ur town that u didnt
even fuckin know about.
Click here for tha flava.
The Wraith Committment Page
Thanks to our homies at Faygoluvers
juggalos are remembering that we here at M500 started a committment page for the 6th Jokers
card way before it was even revealed and its still going strong ninjaz. Basically if u havent
heard about it its a written committmet that you email in pledging that you will for sure
help the Wraith debut at number one on the Billboard Charts to thank ICP for 10 years of
flava. For full info and the freshness click right hizzere.
Violent J's Weekly Freekly
Dont forget to peep out the latest from J's warped juggalo mind by clicking the blue
Violent J link at the top of this page and the main page. As often as J updates his
Weekly Freekly we'll update tha link for you ninjaz. Go right fuckin now and read that
shit...the story alone is worth this weeks update alone! Go..now! READ IT YA FUCKS!
Finally an Update to the Movie Review Section!!
Theres been an addition to my moview review section...this movie needs NO introduction
so all im gonna say is...MAGIC MAGIC NINJA WHUT...
Im done cumming so its clean up time....MMFCL ninjaz...its raining cubic zirconians
and im still broke. I'll be back lata with some more freshness...till then im out
like Xanax's ass in a Turkish bathhouse....BABY WHUT!??
Pismo Beach Cali Sept 1st
Ninjas its a sad day for Chaos Comics. My homie Wicked Carl who just recently moved to Florida told me that in the
Orlando Times there is an article about Chaos Comics Going Bankrupt. Seems the Fed's got them on some seriouse shit.
So looks like choas will be shutting down in the near. They had alot of stuff planned for the ICP too. They even had a movie
coming out for one of there comic's. Sad to see such a devistating company go down like that. They been around for a while now. But str8 up
when you run your shit the wrong way bad things are bound to happen. IE Tax Evasion.
So the new layout. This new layout is the bomb, we have been getting nothing but postive feedback from the way it looks. I spent
around 25 hrs str8 on this, im still workin on it and Clown E is gona add some flavor to it too. We made it look clean and
profesional as thats the type of respect milenko 500 demands. Thanx to you, and all juggalos round the globe for your support
we have been servin the world for a lil over 4 years now, and there is no stopin. Thanx Yall! Its raining diamonds round here
and donn dymonds the umbrella.
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GlenBurnie MD 08/31/02
INTERESTING NOTE ON
ANYBODY KILLA'S "HALLOW POINT" song.....
Does it ever seem like ANYBODY KILLA'S "Hallow Point"
sounds very familiar? Well, to all you ESHAM fans out
there it should. Not so much the lyrics but the beat
is an ESHAM beat. The music for ABK's "Hallow Point"
was originally used as track #4("kill or be killed")
on ESHAMS "Dead Flowers" album from back in the day.
I can't wait to hear more music collabs outta Esham
and ABK. That fuckin suprise track ESHAM did with ABK
at this years GOTJ was phat as all hell.
SUPER DEVASTATING
MODEL/ACTRESS/COMIC GODDESS IS A
JUGGALETTE.....
Alright so there I was chillin at this years
"HorrorFind" convention in Baltimore this weekend
right. Well, I was getting pissed cause the Bruce
Cambell(Evil Dead) autograph session was too crowded.
Then I see this Ultra hot model/actress lady chillin
at a booth. Her name is COUNTESS VLADIMIRA and she's
and actress for several indy horror flicks and even
the model and inspiration behind the popular Vampire
comic-"Countess Vladimira". Did I mention she's the
bomb! I approached her table and instantly she was
psyched to see my Milenko charm. Then she asked me if
I like Twiztid and shit. I was like "oh shit, your
down". She then tried to school me on what all her
favorite TWIZTID songs are. She told me how when she
was in LA doing a film she was rocking "mutant X" in
her ride soo loud that parents in cars were telling
their kids to cover thier ears. I told her about M500
and she was happy to give me some free autographed
merch and shit. Then she said something that made my
toes curl. She told me how she loves Freekshow, and
that she really is attracted to freaks and serial
killaz. Woo Wooo!!! Bottom line- peep her pics at
www.vladimira.com.
ESHAM GETTING PROPS IN
OG RAPPERS NEW ALBUM.....
Old School hip hop hero Kool Kieth just dropped a new
collab album with H-bomb(aka Jacky Jasper) and Marc
Live. In the albums shout outs section, ESHAM the
Unholy and NATAS all get phat props from Jacky Jasper.
It comes as now suprise cause they're pretty tight
with each other and ESHAM did mad work on both Kool
Kieth and Jacky Jaspers albums back when they were
label mates. Being a Old School hip hop head I'm
psyched to see this album drop cause shiiiiit, I'd
take OG hip hop album over most all this other
"glitter rap" shit that currupts radios nowadays ya
know.
VAMPIRO IN THIS WEEKS
CMLL GALAGA VISION SHOW.....
Due to some personal shit thiers not alot of VAMPIRO
happenings going on these days. However, his name
does appear on some Lucha Libre cards here and their.
On this weeks episode of Galaga Vision "lucha libre"
wrestling show, VAMPIRO was in the Main Event. The
bout was VAMPIRO/Shocker/Mascara Magica vs. Dr.
Wagner/takemura/Black Tiger. During the match JCW
star Nosawa interfered, but was forced from ringside.
The end came when former JCW champ VAMPIRO pinned
Takemura. It was the best match on the card as
well!
SHOW JUGGALO ACTOR KANE
HODDER SOME SUPPORT.....
As I mentioned in my last update, Juggalo actor Kane
Hodder is not gonna play JASON in the new "freddy vs.
Jason" film. Although I heard from fangoria.com it
was due to the JASON charectar now being more
sensitive, other reports say it could be due to his
massive size. I guess he would dwarf FREDDY or
something and they don't want that. Alot of Friday
the 13th fans and ninjas are upset about Kane not
being a part and want Kane Hodder(JASON X) fans to
show your support over at
www.voorheeslair.dreamwater.net/kanecampaign.html.
Props to krazeed69 for the newest info on the
situation. Well, thats all for now ninjas. Peace and
MCL!!!
August 30th 2002 Email Me
Esham Signs With Psychopathic
It
is now official, Esham the legendary
Detroit horrocore/acid rap artist is on Psychopathic!! Yes, after much
speculation about the status of Esham (east side ho's and money)
and psychopathic it was announced yesterday on Icp.com that Esham will
be coming out with his first Psychopathic album release, Acid Rain!! The
album is scheduled to drop in stores everywhere
around October 15th, 2002. They haven't said its going to be on October
15th exactly , just "around" October 15th, which leaves
some time for any unexpected delays. The release is supposed to be kind of
like greatest hits album, with alot of Esham's dope old
school tunes from the last ten years, don't worry though the album is going
to have some off the hook new tracks as well, straight
from the fuckin Lotus Pod Studio! Keep your eyes peeled for more info on
Esham and the new album "Acid Rain" in the next few
weeks.
ICP Takes Over
Halloween
God damn there is so much fresh shit
being announced its amazing. Psychopathic has some big plans for this
halloween, bigger than my fuckin stretchmarks. If
Hallowicked wasn't dope enough every year, this year the wicked clownz have
even more flavor in store for the Juggalos! All
throughout October the wicked clownz will be bringing their own southwest
voodoo into haunted houses all over the United States.
There will be no convention center appearance; there's no autograph booth or
merchandise booth but what will be going down
is The Wraith. There will be Wraith samplers handed out at all the
appearances to Juggalos and Juggalettes who show up to
witness ICP and the power of the almighty Sixth Jokers Card! The dates that
have been selected so far can be seen by clicking
Here
. More dates are sure to be added so keep checking
back and see if your town might also be invaded by the devastating forces of
The Wraith.
Interview With Corporal Robinson
In hardcore wrestling news, I will be interviewing the one and only Corporal
Robinson at the end of next week! Corporal is
one of the most hardcore wrestlers out there today and can prove it with the
giant patch of scar tissue he has on his forehead
(which I have seen up close and its FUCKED UP) from the high number of
hardcore matches he has been in. Corporal has wrestled
some of the biggest names in hardcore wrestling today including Sabu, Mad
Man Pondo, Fat Fuck Barrel Boy, you name em, he's
probably wrestled them. He wrestles solo, and also wrestles with his tag
team partners 2 Tuff Tony and Cash Flo which together make the
Lynch Mob! Corporal has wrestled in a handfull of different corporations
including Kentucky Championship Wrestling, Mid America Wrestling
out of Milwaulkee, Wi, I.W.F,
I.W.A Mid South Wrestling, F.S.W out of Illinois, Southeastern Championship
Wrestling based out Lexington, KY,
and is currently involved in the best federation around, JUGGALO
CHAMPIONSHIT WRESTLING!! Being the harcore muthafacko that he
is, Corporal has held such titles as Mid-America Heavyweight Title, IWA
Mid-South Heavyweight Title, Mid-America Tag Team Titles, and
the I.W.F tag team belts as well.
Aside from wrestling, Corporal has also recently been being a body gaurd for
psychopathic, and you
might have seen him trying to keep Syn from getting himself into trouble at
this years Gathering Of The Juggalos. For the interview
we will be taking questions from you, the Juggalos and picking various ones
that yall submit to ask the Corp during the interview.
So if you have anything you want to know like, "whats it like to be cheese
grated on the forehead" or anything else, click on the banner
below to submit your questions to the Corp!! MCL -XanAx
Oceano Cali Aug 27th
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA"S. In my nursing class this morning my
instructor told the class that santa maria, ( where i go to
college) has the highest teen pregnacy rate in the nation, while
even though teen pregnacy is on the rise it seem teen nudity is on
the decline, at the ICP signing i only say 2 sets of tittys, one of um
was decent, the other girl look'd like the movie gorrilas in the
mist was film'd in her shower. so come on girls, with the 6th
rapidly aproching can you afford to keep your shirt on? i
personally know that for girls, bare breats are the key to shangri-
la.
IN OTHER NEWS
hey ninja's wanna be in a movie? kevin smith ( clerk's, chaseing
amy, jay and silent bob strike back) is lettin ppl apply online to
be extra's in his next movie, so click this link and represent
juggalo family on the big screen.
http://www.viewaskew.com/jgextras/
ok i'm out MCL
EMAIL ME
August 27th, 2002 Los Angeles Calif.
Whut up ninjaz...some quick canadian info from our homies at
CanadianJuggalo.com.
CanadianJuggalo.com is holding an Interview with the Man known as JUMPSTEADY........
This interview will take place sometime within the next 2-3 weeks..... so I need Mutha Fackooo's and Mutha Fackettes to send in their Q's ASAP.
all Q's should b sent to Trippy_Jake@hotmail.com with the word "INTERVIEW" in the Subject line.
~Snowy
Hurry up ninjaz cuz that interview is coming up real soon so hit mah homie Snowy up
and axe some questions for Jumpsteady. MMFCL ninjaz!
email
GlenBurnie MD 08/27/02
GUESS WHO'S
BACK.....
What up ninjas. I know it's been waaaaay to long
since I updated for ya. The reason.....well, maybe it
was some technical difficulties, maybe I caught a case
for dispensing hundreds of used Trojans
wrappers(Magnum XL's) wherever I go, maybe I was on a
voyage to find my own real life Lara Croft, or maybe I
was held hostage for weeks by a bunch of excited porn
star ladies, or maybe none of the above. Whatever the
case, I'M BACK! Thanks for helping me find my way
Clown E.
FUTURE V-ICE/ICP
PROJECTS ON THE WAY.....
Recently I went to the Vanilla Ice Jillians tour here
in MD. He put on one hellava show. He did all his
rock/rap, hip hop, and even his OG stuff. The crowd
was pumped the whole time. During the concert he gave
props to juggalos and ICP twice! After the show V-ICE
invited me to the after party in the VIP room. It was
the shit! Free booze and food everywhere. Not to
mention the same group of topless chicks he had on
stage with him. I was chatting with V-ICE about ICP
and he said straight up that they are tight as fuck.
He told me stories about when ICP stayed at his house
in Dallas and were leaping off of roof tops into the
pool and shit. And how violent Shaggy gets when he's
drunk. But the best news I got from the Iceman was
this. He told me that he just made a new track with
ICP called "the Ninja rap"! Ice told me it'll
probobally be put up for free on his site in the
future. Later that night I was chatting with Ice's
DJ- DJ Don't Play. Get this, his DJ told me that ICP
just did another exclusive track thats gonna be
featured on DJ Don't Plays future compilation cd. He
hadn't named the track yet, but said it sounds kinda
similar to ICP's song "12". NFL Ravens star Jamal
Lewis was also at the party to chill with V-ICE and
crew. I'll probobally have some concert pics up
soon.
ANYBODY KILLA TRACK ON
NEW COMPILATION CD.....
Back during the GOTJ I heard a few Juggalos speaking
about a new Mastamind album called "unfinished
business". I looked for cats selling em but couldn't
find one. Well, I did a bit of searching for the
album and found out the following. The album has
Mastamind on the cover but is really a compilation
album of underground horrorcore rappers and is put out
by White Devil Productions. However, "unfinshed
business" album does feature an OG track with ANYBODY
KILLA on it. The track is called "krazy klan" and was
by Lavel/Jaymo(aka Anybody killa). This same track
was previously released on another compilation album
by White Devil Productions called "underground wicked
shit vol.1".
A JUGGALO ACTOR GETS
SHAFTED IN NEW HORROR FLICK.....
Remember that KANE HODDER(aka JASON X) interview I put
up a few months ago. Well, as I told you back then he
was all set to start filming "Freddy vs. Jason" this
fall. The film was gonna be the shit! Kane was even
gonna contact JAMIE MADROX about doing some soundtrack
work and even getting TWIZTID a camio in the film. Oh
yeah, on a side note KANE HODDER was the stunt car
driver in ICP's "Another Love Song" video. Anyways,
back to the story. I got sad word today that Kane
Hodder has decided not to play the role of JASON as
he's done since 1988. The reasoning for this decision
is that Executives over at New Line Cinema wanted
JASON's role to have a sensitive side this time
around. Kane was like "oh hell nah". And that was
that. If Jason goes soft than he's not gonna be a
part of it. I don't blame him. In fact I think Imma
write an email to New Line Cinema about my
dissapointment in what they're gonna do to JASON's
charectar and for not working out a deal with Kane
Hodder. Anyways, filming for the flick starts soon
with Robert Englund playing Freddy and Brad Renfro
playing Jason. Damn, what a shame. Well, thats all
for now ninjas. Peace and MCL
EMAIL ME
August 24th, 2002 Los Angeles Calif.
Woo Woo whuts juggalin ninjaz?! Damn its the weekend already..thank god. I got a lot of news
to drop on here so lemme get right into it!
Hallowicked 2002 Announced!!
First the Gathering now Hallow"fuckin"Wicked. Thats right ninjaz the only holiday juggalos
actually celebrate is jes around the corner and tha wicked clowns ICP are gonna get ready to
throw down for their annual halloween show. Each other year tops the previous year and this
year wont be any exception...heres tha info..
Hallowicked 2002 is at the Royal Oak Music Theater in fabulous
downtown Royal Oak Michigan, and naturally takes place on Thursday October 31st, 2002.
Tickets will go on sale at 10 AM on Saturday, August 31st, two months before this
legendary concert/party begins. You can only get your advanced tickets from Ticketmaster.com
or at Ticketmaster outlets (typically Harmony House and Marshall Fields have Ticketmaster
outlets). You cannot buy advanced tickets at the door, only online or at Ticketmaster
outlets. Tickets cost $28.00 each, plus service charge (usually $3.00 or so). Doors for
Hallowicked open at 6PM, and you CANNOT line up before then. (This is very important.
You ABSOLUTELY cannot be standing around outside of the Royal Oak Music Theater waiting
for the doors to open until 6 PM.) The concerts begin at 8 PM, and last into the night.
The Wraith CD Release Parties
Early November is when the 6th jokers card is set to be released and Psychopathic wants
to commemorate this 10 year in the making event by throwing some out of control CD release
parties across the U.S. Each cd party will have its own guest MC and me being from LA we finally
got some ill flava cuz our MC is none other than ICP themselves...WOO WOO! best believe myelf
and the rest of the M500 crew are gonna be there in full effect to fuckin celebrate the 6th. Heres how the rest
of the CD release parties breakdown..
Venue: Canyon Club
City, State: Dallas, TX
Date: Nov 4, 2002
Time of Doors: 8:00 p.m. (CST)
Tickets: At Star Tickets soon!
Ticket Price: $6.00
MC Appearance: Tom Dub
Venue: The Mason Jar
City, State: Phoenix, AZ
Date: Nov 4, 2002
Time of Doors: 8:00 p.m. (PST)
Tickets: At Ticketmaster soon!
Ticket Price: $6.00
MC Appearance: Alex Abbiss
Venue: St. Andrew's Hall
City, State: Detroit, MI
Date: Nov 4, 2002
Time of Doors: 7:00 p.m. (EST)
Tickets: At Ticketmaster soon!
Ticket Price: $10.00
MC Appearance: Twiztid
Venue: Key Club
City, State: Los Angeles, CA
Date: Nov 5, 2002
Time of Doors: 8:00 p.m. (PST)
Tickets: Check out Ticketmaster!
Ticket Price: $10.00
MC Appearance: Insane Clown Posse
Venue: Pontiac Grill
City, State: Philadelphia, PA
Date: Nov 5, 2002
Time of Doors: 6:00 p.m. (EST)
Tickets: Available at door, week in advance
Ticket Price: $6.00
MC Appearance: The Rude Boy
New Twiztid Section on M500 Message Board
Yae yae i finally got around to adding some twiztid flava up on that bitch. Theres peeps whos
found it already but i thought i'd prop it up on here and welcome yall to take a peak
and drop some flava on that shit...peep it by clicking here.
Fresh ass Juggalo Websites
I wanna give shouts to some fresh ass websites i recently came across and i want yall
to hit them up and show em clown love for being down ass ninjaz...peep em..
http://juggalocrib.tk
www.ukjuggalos.com
Aight ninjaz thats it for now...keep sending in ur juggalos pics for the Juggalo LockDown section
and fuck someone send in a movie review that shit hasnt been update since Breakin 2 Electric boogalo!!
MMFCL ninjaz..im out like whut BABY WHUT!??
Pismo Beach Cali Aug 22th
Here are some more devistating pics from Donn Dymonds Camera's at the LA Signing. You will notice that there is a pic of
mike and non other than mikes old friend back in the day (they went to diffrent schools together) Seth Green.
EMAIL ME
August 21st, 2002 Los Angeles Calif.
Whuts juggalin ninjaz. Its CLown E back
up on here to let yall know how the signing was this past weekend. I cant lie
for a brief second it felt like i was back at the gathering. The smell of
bad B.O., the titties being flashed, the chants of ICP! ICP!!...god it was
great. Well the Insane Clown Posse sporting some fresh new make up along
with Esham the Unholy and Syn from Zug Island showed up at the Shrine to sign
autographs and basically jes kick it with the juggalos. Also on hand from the
Psychopathic crew
were Tom Dubb, The muhfuckin Rudeboy, and Matt Davis. Icp were signing
all kinds of merch that the juggalos brought and even if u didnt have shit
they had a little mini poster of the Wraith - Shangri-La that they could all sign.
Donn DYmond didnt waste any time in line..once they juggalos caught sight of the
BLING
the line parted like a bitches legs after two rufies and a bottle of bacardi.
I mostly went around lookin for girls to flash their titties or drop their pants
and flash me that vertical smile....god bless juggalettes for havin pussies...i swear
they're great. Please....juggalos..a moment to appreciate juggalettes and pussies...
*Gush*....ok anyway heres a few more pics from the signing. I wanna say whut up to
mah homie the Rudeboy, Pixie, Patty from Burbank, Juggalo Kae, Fear, Jeanette, Kurt,
Morbid Juggalo, and that chick that made out with Pixie ( a pic u can see in my "baby whut").
Damn...im not kidding..i really do love juggalettes and pussies.
Well thats it for now ninjaz...for those juggalos i didnt mention above yall
know who you are and all of you are the shit. MMFCL ninjaz...check out Pixie
and her friend jes making out..
BABY WHUT!?!?
August 21st 2002 Email Me
The Wraith Is Near
Wattup Ninjalos, XanAx droppin in
with some fresh ass news on the 6th. Everyone has been wanting a taste of the sixth for so long
now, and just until recently even the name of the album alone was purely speculation. As if revealing
the title of the album and the cover art early wasn't fresh enough for the juggalos, ICP.com
and psychopathic records have decided to release the first single off the sixth online available
for juggalos to download next tuesday, August 27th. I personally am anticipating the single, like
I anticipate the all you can eat buffet every sunday, and with Mike starting to work out(he's dressing himself now) I ain't got nobody to hit up the buffet with anyway, so
all I have been thinking about is the sixth. And if thats not enough for the juggalos, psychopathic
will ALSO be revealing the first line of 6th merchandise over at Hatchetgear.com on
the same muthafuckin day! If you gotta work next tuesday, you might wanna start plotting how your going
to get out of work. I plan on starting my fake cough on sunday at work, then on monday pulling the ol'
"I gotta go home early" trick where I just act like I shit my pants. Now I know alot of you don't wanna
know about me shitting my pants, but hey i'm just lookin out for yall. Flat out if you need to
get out of work, just wait for a big fart, then after you rip that shit act like you crapped your pants. It
might be a little embarrasing, but hey whats worse: embarrasement, or having to work when the first
single of the rest of your life is released?
ICP,Sabu,and Rude boy Return To Ring
This Saturday, August 24th, in Escanaba, MI a dope ass wrestling event that features Rude Boy himself, along with fellow JCW homies Sabu, Balls Mahoney and even a crazy ass,
rare wrestling appearance by the one and only Insane Clown Posse will take place! If you were fucked out
of seeing ICP wrestle at the gathering due to ignorant peoria cops and their tear gas, then you
aren't gonna wanna miss this dope ass event. This show is for sheezy gonna be devastating as ICP hasn't
made too many wrestling appearances since the time they have came out of hiding, which really hasn't been
that long to begin with. Nobody knows what might take place on the 24th, but much mystery is to
be revealed as it marks the end of Rude Boy's "mystery mission". If you don't know about the mystery mission already,
Rudy and his team of mystery ninjas have set out on the road (august 20th) from california heading back east hitting up
cities and states along the way and dropping flavor that NOBODY knows about yet. Not even the ninjas
over at psychopathic are sure what rude boy is up too, all they know is that it is sure to be the bomb
shit. They'll be stopping in Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Iowa, Minnesota, and Wisconsin all
throughout this week. For now, this week, we'll all just have to wait. Only Rudy, his Posse
and the few lucky ass Juggalos that help him along the route will really know what's going on
with the rude boy's mystery mission!
Juggalo Handed 3 Year Sentence
Fellow homie of M500, and down ass Juggalo Tim (T bone) Givan was handed down a 3 year sentece in
federal prison last thursday the 15th due to him being the target of a drug investigation. Basically
Tim got caught up with the wrong fool, who turned out to be a nark bitch which in
turn resulted in his house being raided and the feds recovering a large amount of drugs. After pleading
guilty to possessing 150 lbs of marijuana he was luckily but unfortunately given a 40 month prison term.
T bone being the "we don't die" juggalo that he is has already served 10 months in county jail, and
has been locked up before 1 less G In The Hood even came out, so you can imagine what torture this must be
on a ninja. With 10 months served, that leaves Tim with 30 which is 2.5 years. He will be getting
released 6 months early making it a total of 2 years in federal prison. As soon as he is transported
to his new home in Sheridan, Oregon (federal prison). Tim will be sending me letters from prison
addressed to the juggalos and lettes, so be on the lookout for "T Bones prison stories" in my future updates.
MCL - xanax
EMAIL ME
August 19th, 2002 Los Angeles Calif.
It really is raining diamonds...whut up ninjaz...im on here real quick to toss
up some Love Line flava...Exclusive M500 audio from my shitty little Fisher Price
Radio.Here it is in Real Audio format in DOWNLOAD or STREAMING... I give you...ICP on Love Line...
Later today im gonna have a full review of the ICP signing here in LA and more pics
to add. MCL to all the ninjaz i met up with at the signing. For now d/l the loveline
interview and hear the wisdom that J and Shaggy spread among the fat tittied, eraser
nippled masses...oh and fuck that chick Diane or whutever her name was that was hating.
Madd speculation that was D6 disguising his voice. (if your a webmaster please dont hot link to these love line files use this as your
URL www.milenko500.com thanx) MMFCL ninjaz im izzout!
Pismo Beach Cali Aug 18th
This just in, Donn Dymond and Clown e love are in L.A. partying with ICP, The Rude Boy, Matt Davis, Tom Dubb, Esham, and Syn. They just
finished up the Comic Con where ICP, Esham, and Syn were signing autographes. After this they go back to the hotel where im sure donn dymond will
be getting tanked up on beer, bicardi, and ego. Then ICP goes to Love Line with dr drew and adam. Check out some early pics from the signing
props to Juggalo kae (guy in pic with clown e and mike) for the pics.
Aug 17th I Love Oral!
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA"S, i did it ninja's i'm goin back to college, and this tyme i'm gonna do more than take nitrious balloons in my car and check out the girls soccer team like last tyme. This tyme I'm enrolled in nurseing school. When i told m
y roommate mayfield all he had to say was " thats lame, all your gonna do as a nurse is change peoples bedpans all day" well fuck, WHY DO YOU THINK I WANT THIS JOB?! i figure if i'm lisence'd it'll be a job and not just a fetish anymore! Seriously that is a weak part of the job, but hey everyone here on the M500 has done stuff there not proud of for $$, jugalinko for example use to sell shwag weed in High School. Most people don't know it but CLOWN E LOVE is the guy that whispers "muder inc." in all of the ja rule songs, XANAX useto work at 6 flags montana, which is basicly a mechanical bull next to a beef jerky stand (montana's a red neck state so instead of bugs bunny he had to dress up like klu klux clam), hodge is the only white kid to make $$ selling chiclets on the streets of maryland. Not To mention that for $10 last thankgiving D6 made out with a guy.
i'm
in other news ICP is on lOVELINE this sunday, so southern cali ninja's who might miss there comi-con appearence earlier that day can hang in the kroq parkinling lot and start a riot after the show, but try not to hurt adam corrola, i've got manshow tickets for later this month and if he's injured afriad they'll replace him with pauly shore. I will be at both the Signing and at the Shrine and in the parking lot at kroq
KROQ
5901 Venice Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90034
I will be there with non other than Clown E Love Ex member of the psychojuggalos and 1 of the 5 in the 500. Dont forget be there and get a free hand job from you. ok i'm out MCL
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August 14th, 2002 Los Angeles Calif.
Missy is having a Juggalo Birthday Party in Honor of her son, Wicked
Jaz. The party is being held at a private house in the San Fernando
Valley. It will take place on Saturday Aug 17 from 5pm on till when
ever. Those who attend will be able to spend the night if they like and we
can all go to the the Shrine Auditorium Expo Center together for the Los
Angeles Comic Book & Science Fiction Convention. Psychopathic Records will
be at the convention from open to close (10 am to 5 pm) selling merchandise
to all comers and ICP will be signing autographs between 2 pm and 5 pm!
Any juggalos/juggalettes who would like to be a part of this
celebration please e-mail Missy at sindee@doittoday.com. We hope that many
juggalos/juggalettes attend this party for the more the merrier the party
will be. Much Clown Luv :)
Missy
Pismo Beach Cali aug 12th
"Jackass" stuntman Steve-O isn't obscene, he's an American hero, according to the show's star, Johnny Knoxville.
Steve-O, whose real name is Stephen Glover, faces obscenity and assault charges stemming from a Louisiana nightclub performance in which he stapled his scrotum to his thigh (see "Steve-O Suffers For His Art, And It May Land Him In Jail").
At a "Jackass: The Movie" screening and backyard barbecue in Los Feliz, California, on Thursday, Knoxville expressed little surprise over Glover's trouble with the law, pointing out that his co-star has also been known to staple his scrotum to his stomach in a move called "the turtles."
"I think he got in trouble for the butterfly, which is one here," Knoxville said, motioning to one thigh, "and one there," he continued, motioning to the other thigh. The stunt is captured on Steve-O's home video "Don't Try This At Home."
Backyard Pimps at the WHISKY (Big Tymen it)
WED. AUG. 14 @ WORLD FAMOUS WHISKY IN HOLLYWOOD
8901 Sunset Boulevard West Hollywood, CA 90069 Phone: (310) 652-4202
more info.
This is an ALL AGES show, so bring your tities, 9pm
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August 11th, 2002 Los Angeles Calif.
BACKYARD PIMPS TONIGHT
CHECK THIS OUT TODAY GO MEET NATE DOG!
Sunday August 11, 2002 @ Wherehouse Music Store 2pm
99.1 KGGI WILL BE BROADCASTING LIVE & THERE WILL BE A SPECIAL APPEARANCE
AND SIGNING BY NONE OTHER THAN "NATE DOGG" FROM THE DOGG POUND
5981 Van Buren blvd. Riverside, CA 92503 (909) 688-3792
BYP will go on @ 2:30 so get there early. This is an ALL AGES show & its
FREE
Pismo Beach Cali aug 11th
Backyard Pimps at the WHISKY (Big Tymen it)
WED. AUG. 14 @ WORLD FAMOUS WHISKY IN HOLLYWOOD
8901 Sunset Boulevard West Hollywood, CA 90069 Phone: (310) 652-4202
more info.
This is an ALL AGES show, so bring your tities, 9pm
EMAIL ME
August 10th, 2002 Los Angeles Calif.
*cough* Whuttup ninjaz...a battered and slightly bruised ClowN E Love here. Fresh
from last nights KMK concert here in Hollywood. The show was off the hook, i'll
have a review of it a little later...i do wanna give props to all the juggalos that
showed up last night...Lonnie, Bugley, Michelle, Pixie, Mike Payne, The Universal Juggalo,
Joel from LA, Kurt, Jeanette, and Noel...plus all the fine ass bitches that kept
wanting a sip from my *everlasting Rum & Coke. WOO WOO!
New Juggalo Pics Added
Click here to see the latest juggalos to be added to the M500 Juggalo Lockdown page.
Im still working on more so keep them pics coming ninjaz!
Thats all i got for now ninjaz...its like 4pm on Saturday and im hungry like a
muhfucker so im bout to hit up a Jack in the Box...i'll have a full update a little
later with some fresh ass juggalo flavor. MMFCL ninjaz.
*everlasting Rum&Coke - A rum&coke drink that never ends due to constant
donations towards Clown E's alcoholism
August 10th 2002 Email Me
Wattup family? Just kickin back here listening to the audio version of the
ICP seminar for about the fifth time. This seminar is straight up
devastating.
Listening to J tell old ass stories that date as far back as Jumpsteady
and him being in gradeschool and being hated on all the time for being
ugly. There is alot of interesting shit said also, such as how Carnival
Of Carnage sold 17 copies on its day of release, which is now causing
speculation amongst juggalos that it's the answer to "what is the 17 all
about?". Mad knowledge about the sixth is also dropped. For those that
haven't already heard, the sixth jokers card is "The Wraith". There is ONE
sixth jokers card, but TWO different versions. The Wraith is death. The
Wraith has come and when you die the wraith takes your hand and takes you
somewhere, which is either Shangri-La or Hells Pit. On November 5th The
Wraiths exhibit of Shagri-La will be released. Exactly one year later
The Wraiths exhibit of Hells Pit will be released. There is a difference
in the two records, on The Wraiths exhibit of Hell's Pit, the word
Juggalo is not mentioned once, because as J says"i don't wanna see
one juggalo in hells pit". J claims that hells pit is the darkest, evilist,
most hideous album ever made, and Shangri-La is straight up for the
Juggalos.
I could go on and on about this all day, you can click here
and download kazaa and then do a search for "icp_seminar_gotj2002".
There is supposed to be a video and audio version, but so far I can
only find the audio version.
Hatchetgear.com up and running!
Well if you haven't noticed already, the old psychopathic online store
"www.psychopathic.os had some problems and now the store has a new
home, HatchetGear.com. Its
basically the same thing as the old site, just more reliable. There
is a shit ton of fresh new merchandise that has been added in the past
couple days such as: new basketball jerseys, new juggalo shirt, camoflouge
hatchet man t-shirt, hats, and also alot of new charms including a
dope ass blaze one and a new juggalette charm. The one item that
truley sticks out is the dope new leather football jersey's. I don't
recommend you buy one of these if you live ANYWHERE near that humid
shithole peoria, ill. But if you do live somewhere where its not 99%
humidity you'll look like a big balla supastar wearing one of these
jerseys.
Marzrealm.com Back
Online
Good news for all the juggalos that are still down with marz. Marzrealm.com
is back up and running thanks to my homie Cardkeepa. The site promises
to have more content than any other marz web site and always has up to
date news, including the newest info about marz's backlash at Violent J
(in retaliation to the new dark lotus marz diss). You can click
here to check out that story
and the site itself! Personally It bothers me to see marz stoop to his
level and i'm not trying to advocate what he did at all in ANY way.
I'm not here taking sides or anything, I personally respect both
artists, and what beef that goes on between them is none
of my business so I try to not let it affect me, I'm just here to bring
the news. Marzrealm.com is looking for sites that are down to be
affiliates. If you are interested conctact "Cardkeepa" via email at
Marzrealmdotcom@yahoo.com with your sity addy and banner.
An "EPIC" Event!
EPIC Professional Wrestling will be having a HUGE TV Taping
entitled: "For The Messiah"
Date: SUNDAY, August 18th, 2002
Doors open at 4:30, bell time's 5:00 pm - 8:00 pm
Location:
Legion Hall, 7338 Canby Avenue, Reseda, California 91335.
Matches currently scheduled:
New Jack makes his EPIC return with
a vengeance as he vows to put The Hardkore Kidd PERMANENTLY out of
commission! Team Chismo (Super Dragon, Excalibur, and Disco Machine)
challenges the team of Shogun, Mr. Excitement, and TARO in a 6-man
match that could wind up being the SoCal Match-Of-The-Year! The match-up
that EVERYONE wanted to see that could NOT take place at the last
EPIC show, Pain & Suffering, will finally happen as SoCal favorite,
B-Boy, goes one-on-one with Ruckus! Larry Riveras Havana Pitbulls
take on the team of Joey Ryan (with Hailey) and Scott Lost! Also
scheduled to be there: Sabu and Josh Lazie, Lil Cholo, Brothers, Frankie
Kazarian,
Silver Tyger, Paul T, and much, much more!
Again, PLEASE be there and support The Messiah: former XPW wrestler
that got attacked at his home a few days ago by 2 men and got his
THUMB cut off. We promise you it will be a night filled with
emotion, action, and surprises as only we here at EPIC can bring you!
Tickets are NOW on sale at www.epicprowrestling.com at $10.00 a piece,
with ALL proceeds going to help The Messiah pay for his medical bills!
to purchase tickets, either order them through
Epicprowrestling.com
or call the EPIC office @ (661)753-9593 or BUY THEM at Legion Hall!!!
GENERAL Admission is $10.00 EVERY PERSON IS GARAUNTEED A GOOD SEAT!!!
EMAIL ME
July 12th, 2002 Los Angeles Calif.
Whuts juggalin ninjaz!? 6 more dayz till the Gathering and its gonna be on like whut!
Not much news going on. I jes got done watchin the movie Seven. I'd never seen it before
so look for a movie review on it tomorrow.
Theres some sick shit in that movie. For instance. Gweneth Paltrow. Nuff said.
New look to the "About Us" page
Since we lost and added some new peeps to the site i thought i'd fix up the page
so it would be current. For the full flava of all the ninjaz who work on this site
click here.
M500 Message Board topics
Along with chat these are some of the more popular topics on the message board. Join in and
voice your opinions!
General Drama 4 Yo Mama
The Gathering
The 6th Jokers Card
Whut Set You CLaim?!?
PS2, Xbox, Colecovision
Check em out ninjaz. Well thats it for now ninjaz. Hit me up on the email tip if you
got something to say or if your a lonely juggalette in need of some love advice. Oh
and before I go i wanna reinstate my trademark of bringin the porn to the juggalos..requested by a fellow juggalo..so im out
like whut BABY WHUT!?!?
EMAIL ME
July 9th, 2002 Los Angeles Calif.
WOO WOO...whut up ninjalos!?!!? Man what a weekend. I hope every ninja out there
got to do something fresh this past 4th of July weekend. Myself well it started
out on thursday when i mobbed up to Central Cali to kick it with the Donn and Jugalinko.
First off all yall ninjaz on the net dont be fooled by Mike. He's alot smaller in person.
I'd say he's a slender 5 foot 3..if even that. We use trick photography to make him
look alot bigger. Kinda like the special effects in Jurassic Park. Anyway so thursday
night its the 4th so we mobbed down to Pismo BEach to see the fireworks and theres
madd bitches all over the place. Everywhere u look theres hot bitches, and even some
that were legal. We stayed a little too long probably so after the cue of "THeY SHOOTIN!"
we all bounced. Jug the playa that he is had some hot date that night so off me and
Donn went to hit up some party his bro was throwing. They had a bonfire and beer so i was
str8. I was madd drunk by that time and started grabbing everybodies ass (ok i grabbed one too
many) but there wasnt a hot chick there that i didnt at least fondle in some way or another.
All in the spirit though it was the shit. God bless the Ukraine!
Big Money Hustlas Tour in Santa Ana Cali
Whoa what a fun fuckin day. Saturday night in Santa Ana Cali Psycopatrick and J Dirty rolled
into town..set up shop and fuckin TORE the place down. I met helly ninjaz that night and everbody
was havin a good time.
It was me the Donn, and Jug who hit up that bitch and right
when we got there, there was already ninjaz waiting in line. The merch was just sick
which included a dope ass BasketBall Big Money Jersey but i was pissed to see they were
all sold out. No doubt cuz it was off the heezy. Patrick had the merch booth on lock down
and J Dirty was reppin the behind the scenes tactics. Being that LA is fuckin Hollywood
we had our own star Missy in attendence and i coulda sworn i saw like 5 others dressed just
like her. Madd ninjaz showed up in costume including our own Donn Dymond who was dressed as
Big Stank. After the show we all piled over to the official M500 after party which had such
VIP's in attendence such as, Cory Haim, Judge Reinhold, Molly Ringwald, and the white guy
from the tv show CHIPS. It got to the point where there was like 50 people in our hotel
room so the stale ass manager threatend to tell all the girls how old we really were so after
careful consideration we had to tone the party down some. But it was still off the hook.
I met J Dirty lil bro Doug whos cool as fuck and we all joined in on a lil prank on J Dirty
once he passed the fuck out. I wont say name on who did it but someone lit a match and stuck
it between J Dirtys toes and we all ran outside the room. What i saw next was the dopest
shit ever. I never seen a guy with more disregard for his own safety. This ninja sat up grabbed
a cigarette and lit it with his foot which by now was engulfed in flames. Lookin back on it
now i guess we shouldnt of let it go that far cuz now he really does have a pimp walk. After that
night me, Jug and Donn took the Psy crew to breakfast at IHOP and we all grubbed and made
fun of some ninja who lit up a cigarette in a California restaraunt. No speculation though
on who it was.....*coughjdirtycough*. Madd props to J, Pat and Doug for puttin on thta show
which helped to bring in a decent crowd even though ICP or Twiztid wasnt there. I had a good
time hittin on all the girls there and im lookin forward to the Gathering for round numero two.
yae yae.
Whut? MCL ninjaz im izzout....10 more dayz....
Pismo Beach Cali July 8 st
Hi ninja, the m500 crew has returned from the Big Money Hustlas Show in Santa Anna California. Clown E came down
from L.A. Via THE BUS and spent thur night at Donn Dymonds house and spent fri night at my crib in Pismo. Sat we took clown e back to his
home town of L.A. where the BMH movie tour was hitten the Galexy theatre. When we first arrived we saw our homie
Jay Dirty chillin out front talkin bout how whack the venue staff were. After finding out that they were packing the stage
with the music insterments of the band that would be playing that night it was makin it hard to set up the Screen
and stage. + the band that was makin the problems was "left over salmon".....who the fuck do those cowboy bar,
cock eaters think they are. Jay being the tackticl ninja that he is moved all there shit and got the stage set up
in full effect. Patrick was runnin the show as the Host and merch booth. While Jay Dirty ran the behind the scence stuff. Jay
has his 1/2 brother Doug with em helpin out with the driving, merch booth, stage, etc.
After finding a fresh hotel and getting Mike Liqoured for the show we went and stood in line. It was mad fresh to
see all the juggaos dressed up for the movie. After everyone got in and settled Patrick hit the stage and gave props to
ninjas and invited BMH super star Missy on stage to help host the event. They then had a costume contest with Missy as the
judge. They had a fresh Dr. Dingle Nut
lookin guy that went up aginst Ape Boy at the end. Ape Boy "not giving a fuck"
won the contest and some fresh prizes. Being as the venu and staff was your basic juggalo haters the AC was not on
and it was about 109 degrees in there the whole time, ape boy shit him self it was so hot in that suite. After that Missy had
a special treat for all the juggalos, a missy solo strip tease/ exotic dance for the whole croud. Everyone was mad hype.
Durring the show i got to meet once agin the Back Yard Pimps. These guys are off the hook and tear shit up. Big Ups
to Hondo and Steve the Rappers in the goup. Look for them
playing this Friday with KMK check out www.backyardpimps.com for more info on that.
Friday July 12 @ Live Bait in Long Beach
w/ Chapter 11, Eliot Nes, Funk Rage & Soul, Felix Structure
*18 & over* 6251 E. Pacific Coast Hwy Long Beach, CA 90803 (562)594-6775
They hooked me up with a BYP T and
i hooked them a m500 t'. Peep the m500 CD section of our store for there Debut CD. Click here
to download there song STANDIN BY JUGGALOS on mp3.
Thats all i wana talk bout is the show, ill let Clown E or Mr. Dymond talk bout everything else. Things like, the After party
with over 100 Juggalos, Lighting Jay Dirtys Feet On fire, Hound Doggin Hot Chicks, Breakfast with psycho
Patrick N Dirty, Hyjinx, Anticks, Etc.
May 15th 2002 Email Me
IMPORTANT GATHERING INFO
Wattup
Ninjas, just droppin
in really fast to hit you with this very important info on the gathering,
this has just been
posted at icp.com and is critical info to ninjas attending the gathering
that have not yet
purchased their tickets. So here is the info as posted at icp.com:
We have some ABSOLUTLY CRITICAL information for Juggalos planning to attend
the Gathering
of the Juggalos 2002 in Peoria Illinois, July 19th, 20th, and 21st! We ask
that all Juggalo
sites post this information, and that you let all your homies going to the
Gathering know
what is happening.
AIR SHIPPING SURCHARGE:
All tickets sold after 3 PM Eastern Standard Time on Monday July 8th will
have a $5
surcharge added to the cost. This surcharge will cover the extra cost for
UPS AIR
shipping, so that we can make 100% sure you will receive these tickets
before the
Gathering.
MAIL ORDER AND TELEPHONE ORDERS:
We will stop taking mail or telephone orders on Wednesday, July 10th, at 3
PM Eastern
Standard Time. At that time, the telephone system will not take any more
orders, and
mail orders POSTMARKED after that date will be destroyed.
TELEPHONE ORDER PROBLEMS:
If you have placed an order using the telephone system, and it has been more
that
two weeks since you placed your ticket order, your order has probably been
cancelled.
This could be due to a variety of reasons, but the most common reason is
that your
telephone line had too much static-noise making your voice message garbled
(this often
happens with cordless phones and cell phones). If this is the case, your
credit card HAS
NOT BEEN CHARGED, and all you need to do is place the order again.
TICKET MAILING CUTOFF DATE:
Tickets purchased online AFTER Monday July 15th, at 5 PM Eastern Standard
Time, will
NOT BE SHIPPED DIRECTLY TO YOUR HOUSE!!! Instead, you will be able to pick
them up at
the Peoria Civic Center Box Office, starting July 19th. Tickets will,
however, go back
down to the $102 price, because they will not need to be UPS AIR
shipped.
TICKET CUTOFF DATE
Tickets will cease to be sold online after 11 AM Eastern Standard time on
Thursday,
July 18th. We will make an announcement at or before this time letting you
know if
tickets will be available at the door.
Well that does it for now,
don't forget to
hit up www.elephantlist.com for jerkin and spirtin MCL -xAnAx
EMAIL
ME July 8th, 2002 Nedenapolis MD
A NEW HOK CD OUT NOW! (BY LATNEM ENTERTAINMENT)
What up ninjas. I know I haven't updtated in awhile but I've been
outta town. Ok, now about this new HOUSE OF KRAZEES album. I remember
in like early 97 I got a HOK flier for an upcoming album titled "EVOLUTION".
Since TWIZTID left Latnem Entertainment soon after, the album was
thought to be scrapped. Well....it's out now! A friend of mine was
just in a store in OH and picked up a copy of Latnems new(pro pressed)
HOK album "Evolution" for me. Thiers no HOK tracks that
us fans haven't already heard, cause the album is a Greatest Hits
cd. It features over 20 devastating tracks including OG versions of
"murder murder murder" and "Homebound". Not to
mention the last track HOK ever released- "Ghost", which
was originally released on a rare underground compilation tape called
Mob Mentality. I'm not quite sure how Latnem Entertainment was able
to release "Evoltion" due to Twiztid buying the rights to
HOK. However, maybe this was Latnems way of cutting all ties with
the HOK name because on the back case it reads "HOK R.I.P. 1992-2002".
THE GREATEST GOTJ GUEST YET! (IN MY OPINION OF COURSE) Although
I've got mad respect for most artists Psychopathic has invited to
the past Gatherings, I'm most excited to hear ESHAM will be performing!
Now I know alot of you ninjas have been quick to turn on Esham in
his few fallouts with J, but I've been down since day 1. I've been
a loyal ESHAM fan since I was first exposed to his vocals and production
on Carnival of Carnage. Shiiiit with all the recent rumors of him
signing with Death Row or Natas calling it quites, I was psyched as
hell to hear he's gonna be ripping up the mic for all us Multikillionaires
and Juggalos at this years GOTJ. I'm hoping he'll be doing a lil bit
of songs from all his albums. However, with all the Legendary albums
he's put out in his tenure he'd need a long ass set ya know. Maybe
if I'm lucky he'll finish off his set with some of his collabs with
ICP or better yet "taste" with ICP and JUMPSTEADY! Woo WOO!!!
I guess we'll have to wait and see.
PAST AND UPCOMING WRESTLING EVENTS FEAT JUGGALOS On 6/15
the OH indy fed NEPW had another successful event. On the card was
PRINCE JUGGALO on 2 occasions. First he led his team of Gutter and
Shigroth to a victory over Virus and the Unknow. Later in the night
PRINCE JUGGALO lost a suprise match to ECW legend the Sandman. Their
next event will be on July 13th from the Painsville Armory in OH.
The event will again feat our homie Prince Juggalo. For info on the
event hit up www.nepwinsanity.com. ON 6/29 the Blue Meanies Fed 3PW
had an awesome show in Philly. In the Main Event of the card our psychopathic
soldier SABU(with Tod Gordon) took on The Sandman with Bill Alfonso.
It was a Brutal Bloodbath that went all over the arena. In the end
it was SABU scoring the win when Bill Alfonso came back to his side
and aided in his pin! Oh yeah, also on the show was super porn star
Jasmine St. Claire in a spanking match! Woo wooo!!! If you missed
it, don't worry she's always there. Well thats it for now ninjas.
Mad props to my homie Don Brewer and his crew from Glen Burnie. Peace
and MCL!!!
Twinkle Bling Cali EMAIL ME
HEY HEY HEY WHAT UP JUGGALO"S!!!! ok last night was 4th of july and M500 superstar CLOWN E LOVE made it to pismo beach for the fireworks/ass show that goes on here every year. i've never felt more patriotic in my life, god bless the red white and blue bikini, thats a flag i'll salute in more ways then one. the only problem was traffic, it was a parking lot on the road when i noticed a cop going from car to car talkin to everyone, so when he got to my car i ask'd " hey whats the hold up?" he said " D6 it pissed about not haveing enuff $$ to make it to the gathering, he's threating to pour gas on himself and lite himself on fire, so i'm going around car to car to take a collection for him." how much you got so far?" i ask'd
" about 10 gallons" the cop told me, well fuck that
guy let him burn.
And this is the milenko500 mascott, i just got done fingering an "18 year old girl" who is
"of age"and wanted the puppy to smell
the funk, her pussy was SOooo Strong it was like 10 pussys, as you caN SEE The Puppy didnt like
the smell and died a few hrs later. Its a good thing i buy puppies by the 12 pack.
in other news look for the M500 posse in santa ana on saturday night for BIG MONEY HUSTLAS, i doubt they'll be a bar in the theater, so we'll juss be gettin extra drunk b4 the movie. and for anyone lookin to kick my ass i'm easy to find, bring your friends, and a written letter of apology, cuz that's the only thing thats gonna stop me from raining fists on you marks. k i;m out MCL
Pismo Beach Cali July 1st
Peep this info on a new cd i didnt know about, my record distributer book contained this so it should be mad ill
pso3020 various hatchet history (10 years of terror) upc: 75650430202 list for 16.99
streets 8/6
this is a compilation album feat. 10 different artists including:
icp, twiztid, blaze, anybody killa, zug island, project born, dark
lotus, myzery, mike p, and more.
There will be a mini gathering in my pants and im cummin.
Also rumers of BMH tour being cancled in certin places is no longer true.
Jay and Patrick got a new van, turns out the entire carberator melted, but they aight now
and servin the AZ click tonight in Tucon AZ home of the Sho Low Fires, so you know its gona be a hot event.
EMAIL ME
July 3rd, 2002 Los Angeles Calif.
Damn yall are the shit. Thanks to the juggalos hookin it up with pics
and links of K-Oz (kelly osbourne). Now I have full set to spank it to.
I'll post some of the good ones on here so yall that share my lust for the
hefty brit K-Oz. Now im gonna whore myself and hook up some more juggalo
geth togethers.
Juggalo House Party in Flint Michigan
http://www.angefire.com/mi4/juggaloparty
All Juggalo HouseParty July 6th in Flint michigan! All invited!
see yah at the gathering
p.s bring every single Juggalo u know!!
just show ...no invitation is needed=)
Much love to Tastyjugglette,PsychoKittenxXx
for throwin these off the hook juggalo parties
ps. yall owe me and i will collect...woo woo
New feature on Message Board
Need another way to contact ninjaz online. Tired of having to install the 300,000
free hours of AOL only to get suckered into buying a month. Fuck that! On the message
board i started up a messenger topic for juggalos to post their AIM, Yahoo, or MSN
messenger nic names so juggalos can contact each other. Click here for the direct link
and hook up with juggalo family....whut?
MCL and have a happy 4th ninjaz. See everyone at the Gathering!
July 2nd 2002 Email Me
Wattup Juggalo Family? Woooot, Woooot, xAnAx da muthafuckin clown back in
this piece after not updating for over a week. I apologize for my absence, not
that I would expect any of yall to notice or anything. Anyway I just
have been busy lately with school, getting ready for the gathering, and
a variety of bullshit run a rounds from everyone. First off my UPS guy
is fucking some ho bag in my apartment complex, which in turn is making all my
packages show up last delivery of the day, and when he does show up in the
afternoon its to get some neden, NOT to drop off my package. The mother fucker
was parked out front the other day for 20 minutes, the whole time having a package
of mine on board, which he didn't remember to deliver after getting his pickle
puffed by the 300 lb sasquatch a few apartments down, so a big FUCK YOU to the ups
fuck head. 2nd I got these cocksuckers who just jacked me for four thousand bucks
on some bullshit schooling that has turned out to be a joke. Basically the fuckers
took my 4 g's and gave me a 800 dollar computer in return, wtf? So another big FUCK YOU to
new horizons/entre computer training school. Ok, so anyway now that I got that venting off
my chest I gotta say mad props to Ben Schomburg (a juggalo) who saved his homie from a car
which proceeded to explode. That shitis mad tight, unfortunately he lost 2 of his other good friends. I'm not sure if they were
Juggalos or not, but either way R.I.P ninjas.
ANOTHER MIRROR MIRROR
CANCELLATION
Well unfortunately for the Ninjas planning to attend the July 4th Mirror Mirror show, it has been cancelled. In a brief
update over at icp.com this is what they had to say:
"Unfortunately the July 4th Holiday
Mirror Mirror show had to be cancelled due to logistical conflicts with the support
labor of having the show on the Fourth of July holiday. Several important details fell
apart at the last minute on us, and the show sadly got the axe."
In other news, axe the question
has been updated once again, this time concerning what is free and what you will have to pay for once
inside the gathering. To sum it up, all games and events are free, however the food you eat and pop you
will be drinking will be sold by the Peoria Civic Center, and not psychopathic themselves, which of
course means you will have to pay for it and it is NOT free, just to clear up any confusion. Another new
question is "will ninjas and ninjettes who cannot attend the gathering still have a chance to apply for
the 6th streat team. The answer to this is YES, they will be picking at least 2 people from the
seminar at the gathering, but other people will be hired using traditional methods. (prior street teams, resumes, etc)
So if you think you got what it takes I guess the best thing you can do is send a resume into
psychopathic records and hope for the best.
ESHAM AT THE GATHERING!!
There has been a switch-up for the Gathering of the Juggalos 2002 guest artists. Kittie will
not be attending the Gathering of the Juggalos due to a scheduling conflict. To fill in for
Kittie psychopathic has got not one, but TWO powerful replacements!! The first straight out
of Louisville, the hardcore metal madmen Primer 55! Check all their flavor out at
Primer55.com . For the second act, get ready for your
wig to be splattered against the back wall, leaving your scalp peeled back so your friends
can knock on your skull to see if anyone is home because of the total glazed look that
will be plastered on your face as you witness none other than that Detroit rap legend
ESHAM THE UNHOLY!!! Yes, it is true! Esham the Unholy will be at the Gathering!!! This is
so fucking fresh I can't even believe it! We might have lost a few hot chicks with guitars in
the line up, but ESHAM THE MUTHAFUCKIN UNHOLY is gonna be in the house. I personally think just
ESHAM alone would have been a good replacement, but psychopathic as usual had to put it down
for the juggalos and get yet another band for the juggalos to band they fuckin skullz too, and
thats fuckin dope. Well that about does it for this update, so for now I'm out like eminems butthole. MCL -xAnAx
Pismo Beach Cali July 1st
What up ninjas today is the 1st of the month, it means rent is due for me, but for donn dymond it means another Unemployment Check is on
the way into his 2 million dollar bank account. Sellin Rock, Slangin D's, & Ballin isnt considered a Job but DAMN he works alot. Some times it even seems he has two part time jobs, twinkle and Glisen.
Seeing as no one said anything on anywebsite anywere's i along with the Entire Milenko 500 Staff, and Crew would like to
say Happy Belated Birthday to a One Mr. Anybody Killa! His birthday was on the 26th of June and im sure he had a birthday party with
punch, cookies, a cake with candles, and presents like Candy and Old Spice. Just for your info AK's Middle Name is "Fuckin".
Big Money Hustlas Tour In Cali
Mob up West Coast Ninjas
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7-6-2002
Santa Ana, CA
Galaxy Theatre
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7-7-2002
San Francisco, CA
The Pound at Pier 96
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Click here for the most recient Picture of CLOWN E LOVE showin his Tacticks all in one collage.
EMAIL ME
June 30th, 2002 Los Angeles Calif.
Whut up juggalos, its Sunday morning and i got on here and noticed the same shitty update
on here so i figured i'd get
off my lazy ass and post something. Well needlessto say i have
no real news, we're all still waiting for the Gathering. But i need your help juggalos. I've
developed an unhealthy fixation with a certain person and im afraid its gotten the best
of me to the point where now i cant jerk it unless i get my fix of Kelly Osbourne.
Yes thats right...me the deadbody lover am obsessed with K-Oz (my nickname for her) Shit
i'll even go so far as to say im in love with her. I need your help juggalos. If you come
across any pics or articles about my baby K-Oz...please for the love of Christ hook me
up by hittin up my email. I won't rest
until Kelly is wearin nothing but a cum smile with a side of chin omlette. Shes the one
ninjaz and i wont rest till i have her.
Updated for Monday July 1st
New month..means the gathering is less than 3 weeks away. But theres more flava for local
ninjaz and this time i got some flava for the North Carolina ninjaz..peep it..
Greensboro, NC
July 24, 2002
Somewhere Else Tavern
T-Pot
Delusional of Realjuggalos
Killaz Unoticed
D-Mentd m500 sponser
Doors open at 7, show starts at 8!
free Faygo, fun, games, festivities, and live rap!
for sounds on these artists, check out:
www.platinumpunk.com
www.dmentd.cjb.net
www.killazunoticed.com
Thats it for now ninjaz, till next time MMFCL and see yall at the Gathering....baby whut!??
EMAIL ME
June 26th, 2002 Los Angeles Calif.
A wise juggalo once said HCGA. What that meant i dont fuckin know. Whut up juggalos,
its about 3 more weeks till im up to my eyeballs in underage neden and then i'll be headin
to the Gathering! HA! (insert Alf laugh)
Anyway i hope to meet alot of ninjaz there so be on the look out for me and the rest of the
Milenko500 crew at our booth...uhhh i mean be on the lookout for Donn Dymond
our official "Walking Booth" along with myself the OG deadbody lover, the self fisting Jugalinko,
Juggalo Hodge wearing his invisible M500 shirt, Xanax the boob grabber..and faggot ass D6 who
also self fists himself. However for those ninjaz in LA lookin for some shit to do, as always
im gonna front like I got tha hook up so peep it...
Back Yard Pimps LA Show!
SUNDAY JUNE 30 @ HARD ROCK CAFE IN LOS ANGELES FOR LA MUSIC AWARDS SHOWCASE
W/ THE ALMIGHTY GRIND, Monkey Bite, & Nektar
8600 BEVERLY BLVD. Los Angeles, CA 90048 (310) 276-7605
*ALL AGES* 8pm Tickets are $7 presale or $9 at the door.
This is a juggalo friendly band ninjaz so if you can make it i highly suggest
you hit up this show. Thats the Hard Rock directly beneath the Beverly Center
shopping mall. For more info on shows hit up their site by clicking here.
Zero's Solo Mini Gathering
www.lcjuggalos.com will be hosting "Zero's Solo Mini
Gathering". Events will kick off on Friday June 28
with a party, Heading over to Raging Waters on the
29th, and ending with a campout til' sunday. For more
information email Kae-Lo (kaelo@lcjuggalos.com) or
Blatant (blatant@lcjuggalos.com) for Full Details. MCL
to alla ya and see ya'll on friday! woo woo!
Wolfpac Show in LA
I dont know much about this band but i've heard they've opened up for Twiztid before
so heres an email i got from SilentBob86...
wolf pac is playing july 1st at the troubadour in west la. they need ninjas to show up!
its only 3 bux to get in if you are under 21, if you are 21 and over its FREE!!!
so come on by!
New Movie Review Up
Peep the latest addition to Clown E's Movie Reviews done by you the juggalos
by clicking here. Todays movie is a documentation of my late mentor aka
the Undercover Brotha. If you seen a movie that you wanna let ninjaz know about
email me a review and I'll add it to the long list of reviews....whut?
Well im out of news for now ninjaz. I'll leave you now with two things to ponder
on....1. Did anyone else know Knight Riders been cancelled?
and 4. Shouldnt Jugalinko technically be called Jugalenko since his nic is an obvious
rip off of Juggalo and Milenko. What an ass......PEACE and MCL.
email
GlenBurnie MD 06/25/02
Hey Ninjas, those are the pics from my
Kane Hodder(JASON) interview last weekend. He's the
tall guy Iv also got 4 you 3 pics of Kane Hooder of jason x.(one rocking a Milenko
charm). Also, included are pics of Warwick
Davis(leprechaun), Phantasm guy, Lilith Stabs(vampire
call girl [ i got a bj from her]), and Virginia Hey(blond chick from Farscape
show).
NEW MP3's TO
DOWNLOAD.....
The first MP3 for you ninjas to bump is called "Ghetto
Territory", by ICP(Inner city posse). The song is
from way back in the day, and was on the
Intelligence/Violence tape that was never released.
The other MP3 I have for you this week is called "See
Thru", off of NATAS's new album Godlike. I love this
fucking song. Hey check out Mastaminds verse, he
gives props to us Juggalos. Enjoy homies.
6/22 WRESTLING SHOW FEAT
SABU.....
The star of the upcoming Strangle Mania 3, "SABU" will was in a huge wrestling event on 6/22. The
show was called International WrestleFest and was
at the SandCastle Stadium in Atlantic City. The show
featured a SABU vs. Crowbar rematch from thier
incredible WWA ppv bout. Also on the show are Kamala,
Public Enemy, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Brutus Beefcake,
Greg Valentine, Dr. Death Steve Williams, Demon,
Superfly Jimmy Snuka, Barbarian, Tatanka, King Kong
Bundy, Patriot, Buff Bagwell, Bam Bam Bigelow, Vamp's
former tag partner GREAT MUTA, LOD, and the
HeadShrinkers! Thats gotta be the most big name stars
I've ever heard of on an indy show. The show started
at 8pm.
MEC AND WHO?.....
Check this out. It appears that Mike E Clark is doing
production for another Detroit rapper by the name of
White Boy Ric. The upcoming album is called "white
trash b-boy" and is on South of Seven Records. Now
I'm not sure if MEC is producing the whole thing or
just certain songs, but rumor has it that Proof from
D12 is on the album as well. MEC producing a track
that has D12 on it? I hope not. Well, for more info
on this album hit up www.whiteboyric.com. Well, thats
all for now ninjas. Oh yeah, the JASON interview pics
will be up shortly along with the concert pics. Peace
and MCL!!!
Big Money Hustlas Tour In Cali
Mob up West Coast Ninjas
Jay Dirty and Psychopatrick will be visiting the west coast for a once in a life
time tour. Big Money Hustlas on the big screen, there will be BMH flavor like Big Money Hustlas
Jerseys, Tons of Hott Juggalette's, PSYCHOPATHIC POPCORN, DVD's, Ninjas Partying, Face Paint, Chicks wearin Skimpy Baby T's,
BMH Costume Contest, food, mini gathering style fun, attractive young ladies moist and ready for hardcore adult action.....etc. So dont miss out
if you live in either Sothern Cali or Nothern Cali. This BMH Tour is perfect for all the ninjas that are too young for the gathering, too broke for the gathering
or for the ninjas on parole who cant leave the state. Softcoremike, Donn Dymond, Jugalinko, D6, and Clown E Love will be at the Cali Shows No Doubt, well have T' Shirts and stickers to give out to ninjas and for the juggalettes Mr Dymond has Puppies, Candy,
Crabs, and kittens. Get ready cause with smokin, drinkin and all types of ill shit no doubt your gona
get your serve on.
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7-6-2002
Santa Ana, CA
Galaxy Theatre
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7-7-2002
San Francisco, CA
The Pound at Pier 96
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Is it just me or does the new PAPA ROACH video look like ICP's Tilt a whirl. That video
Tilt a whirle was filmed just outside of LA at an abandon carnival. Clown e love was there and saw this video getting filmed. Although clown e wasnt in the video
he got a hand job behind one of the Trailers so from what he said it was well worth the trip out there to check it out. (speculation is that D6 gave him the hand job)
Also look for Donn Dymond, Clown E Love, and Jugalinko at the Jackass Movie Premier at the Manns Chinese Theatre in Hollywood June 25th.
This is a red carpet event, and will surly be off the chain, sorry this is an invite only screening. Click here for info on the movie.
EMAIL ME
June 20th, 2002 Los Angeles Calif.
Mystery Guest revealed..For real this time!
Ok yah i know theres been some speculation on here before that might have been untrue
but this info was jacked str8 off of the main ICP website. This years "Mystery" guest
was finally revealed today as being none other than that former Misfit...Danzig,
you know that ninja thta sings "Mother". Go download the song its actually pretty dope.
So yea the Msyery guest is Glen Danzig but Psy aint done yet and they said they got tons
more ill flava that wont be known till the gathering hits us about a month away.
Gathering Tickets for Sale by a Juggalo
Well as luck would have it a ninja by the name of
Downside48917 who turns out cant make it to the gathering is selling (4) tickets i believe for like
$80 bucks. His info and what not is on the message board but you can go straight to the link
by clicking here.
Speaking of the message board. I just wanna say i made the mistake of letting the other
M500 updaters on this site know about it the message board and so lately i been seeing
some weird ass whack shit on there. Jes letting yall know I have no control over that
specially from the old skool M500 alumni like SKS and Wiqid Carl. Last i heard they'd
moved to Denmark to star in their own series of Anal Fisting movies starting with their
debut flick entitled "Fist of the South Hole".
New Riddle Box Shirt!
Just added to the Milenko500 store are these fresh ass 3D lookin Riddle BoX shirts.
This fuckin tee is off the hook and being that riddlebox to me is the dopest lookin
joker card i think this RB shirt is the best one so far. Peep the pics on it by clickin
the pic or by clickin here.
Back Yard Pimps Update!
Local flava muhfuckers the underground juggalo group Back Yard Pimps sent me this update
on the latest goings on in their posse so peep it...
What up pimp fanatics,
The Pimp Camp is busier than ever. Please check out our website as
we have added an .MP3 for you to download along with many updates to
the show schedule. Thanks to everyone that is apart of our lives,
BYP, Pimp Camp Records. You are the reason BYP is where BYP is
today.
Late
BYP & Pimp Camp Records
http://www.backyardpimps.com
Well thats it for now ninjaz...im out till next time. GFYS and MCL to all the down ass
juggalos!!
Twinkle Bling Cali EMAIL ME
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA"S, first off i'd like to send out a big
middle finger to my roommate mayfield, he was non
to happy about me tellin the world i caught him molesting himself like his hand was michal jackson and he was a
9 year old boy. So to get me back for what i told everyone, i saw he put a bumper sticker on my car that said, GAY AND LOVEING EVERY INCH
OF IT. It could have been up there for a week ( if anyone saw that it's not true, i'm not the gay juggalo).
Well of course this ment war, so theres this gay guy that works 
the counter at the local blockbuster video,
so i sent him a half dozen roses and a love letter with mayfeilds cell # under mayfeilds name, that was the
day before yesturday, last night he came home with a DVD and was tellin me " yea the dude at the counter juss
gave it to me for free and kept smiling at me, so i juss smile'd back and took the movie", it's only a matter
of tyme till he comes back from blockbuster all teary eye'd and bleeding from the poopshoot asking for a truce.
anyway in other news we've all heard that BIG NAMES will be on the sixth, but M500 heard from an unreliable source that
not one, not the other but both KID 'n' PLAY will be doin the wicked shit on the 6th in exchange ICP will make
an appearence in house party 27 but i hear it's less of a party and more of a funeral but fuck it LETS GET THIS
PARTY STARTED!!! also look for spots featureing hip hop SUPERSTARS, rappin 4-tay, ski lo, candy man and freedom williams,
and juss to switch up the tempo, EMF will be remixing "unbeliveable" juggalo style. this is highly exclusive underground
info so other sites HANDS OFF!!!
Id like to also like to say that i shine, i twinkle, i bling and i glisen for the dark carnival.
ok thats all for now i'm out MCL
EMAIL ME
May 29, 2002 Los Angeles Cali
Whut the fuck is juggalin ninjaz?!?! Finally the deadbody lover has come back to M500.
Ok so i never left fuck off. Man it feels good to be able to update on a regular basis again.
No more lame ass updates by D6. Superman is dead let it go bro. Anyway check it ninjaz
im bringin the flava back with me. This weekend should be the birth of an all new
Psycho
Juggalos Hotline hosted by none other than Clown E muhfuckin Love. Now i know
theres probably plenty of hotlines out there, plus u got the helly fresh new Psychopathic
Records one...but this hotline is different. Its a juggalos hotline for talkin about
juggalo shit and have a bunch of nutty juggalo guest hosts. Theres gonna be some OG flava
up on there from the old dayz plus the first guest host you definately dont wanna miss.
Theres still gonna be juggalo newz and im gonna be holdin it down once again for my fellow
Cali ninjaz. But damn any ninja can call. I cant even count how many ninjaz called the
last hotline...OG loyal callers from all over. Ninjaz like Juggalo Josh in Canada to
ninjaz like Boogie the dead VA Juggalo and Sydeshow in Michigan. Me and Ry Ry started
the hotline a long ass time ago and it wouldnt of fuckin taken off if it wasnt for
ninjaz like Jamie Madrox, J and Double A and mah homie Delusional from RJ helpin to
prop that shit up. I know its gonna be stale for a while with little to no callers
but god dammit i miss doing it and even if im the only one calling that bitch im gonna
continue skoolin it.
Milenko500 Message Board
Yea D6 made it but im taking over that bitch. Everyday more ninjaz are added and
thanks to all you ninjaz hittin that bitch up. Im gonna need some help coming up
with more topics that you ninjaz wanna see up on there so let me any ideas you
got by emailing me. So far we got categories like fav Videogames, General Drama,
Fav Jokers Card, Phat or Whack, all kinds of shit for ninjaz to talk about. Sort
of a place for ninjaz to kick it online. I know i check that bitch at least 50 times
a day cuz i got no life. So peep that flava by clicking here.
Clown E's Movie Reviews
Well D6 actually added a few so i cant hate on him for that. But since im back in this bitch
yall can send in movie reviews to me and I'll post em on the page with the quickness. I see
no one's done Star Wars yet so fuck it its up for grabs. Other than that you can send in
a review for any movie you think juggalos might like to see. Hey its something to do besides
picking scabs all day. Whut? Click here for the movie flava.
Southern Cali Juggalos
Juggalos its been a long fuckin time since a bunch of us kicked it. Im like dayum
we "not family no mo". Well i say fuck that. The Twiztid show was dope at the key club
and whut not but i fuckin got shitfaced and stoned thanks to D6 so i cant remember
shit. So im saying this friday night (5/31) we should all hook up and chill. I use to organize
these things all the time but i lost heart when my dog died or some shit. Anyway I's
thinkin bout hittin up 3rd Street in Santa Monica and the Pier but im up for any
ideas. So email me by clicking here and
lets see whut develops.
Im back muhfuckers...MMFCL to all my fellow juggalos...im out like whut...
Necro !!!! Thats right More Necro! If you havent seen his dvd i definitly recomend picking it up in the m500 store now. You will become an instant fan if your not already. But the main deal here n hype going down at the necro camp is there new cd. Its ill Bill and Necro in there new cd
street villains hosted by Kid Joe and Necros Herion addicted Cracked out Uncle- "HOWIE". CLICK HERE TO BUY THE CD Howie is the shit! I cant wait to hear this cd, the I Need Drugs Video Necro did with Howie was devistating. I cant say enough bout how fresh necro and his cd's are, just know we CONSTANTLY bump necro at the Milenko500 store and cant get enough of it. I have talked to Necro (m500 homie) on the phone many times and practicly every time asking "WHENS THE NEW FULL CD COMING OUT" n damn he was right its ON NOW! Were extra excited about this cd because Its a new FULL necro cd to add to his I NEED DRUGS, GORY DAYS full cds, THIS IS GONA BE THE BOMB!!. 
Joining him in this Global quest are his wily and
belligerently Protestant side-kick, SKS,
known as the Magistrate of Penetrate who acts
as the campaign advisor for the Donn's ascent to not
Gubernatorial-hood,
or senator-hood, or congressional-hood, but to
outright Tsar-hood. Known not only to puke on a whim
(and let dogs eat it), rarely speak sound advice, and
injure himself when attempting anything remotely
physically…he can pen a mean haiku. 
Well nothing except an exciting
trip to the fucking crappiest place on earth!!! So on hearing that "we" had the
"hookup" to get "in". I was like BET! Im THERE! So i mobbed there with mah
homegurl CC and Miss lucy and we met up with the LCJ All American Allstars..there
was the likes of Ape Boy and Oger...and even faint sightings of Kae-Lo Ya Missing Juggalo.
(he's never around). So off we went to get inside the park. The Mexican had the scheme
on lockdown which to this day i still dont get but then again i was stoned. Anyway
the Mexican met his homie who somehow got us all in for a way cheap price. All we had
to do was cough up the dough and relinquish anything of value from our pockets. So
needless to say these guys were pros.
What up juggalos and juggalettes??!!!! Good news and
freshness 
pouring forth everywhere from
TWIZTID.COM. An update from none
other than
Madrox himself reveals that Mono's out of the hospital
and sounds glad to be home. Whoo Hooo!!!
As if that's not fresh enough, the Twiztid FREE "
4 THE FAM EP" is available for download.
You
can even download a Hi-Res cover and cd
label.
Theres a bonus interview track with Monoxide that
you'll wanna check out too. Also, the second
installment to the 20 Questions With Twiztid is up.
It's only Madrox but that's
to be expected. So run on over to Twiztid.com and
check that shit out.
Whassup juggalos, juggalettes, ninjas, and ninjettes.
Just thought I'd drop in and release some flavor - 
Dezam i just checked out The Marz Interview from the Radio show wrrg.org, i saw this on faygoluvers.net in that big ol' pimp scottie D's update from days ago, bout this interview. But anyways Marz is getting the job done, he just got off a huge Stadium Tour with Korn, Now there on a big ass Hard Working Tour on the road ALL year this year and next year. Marz is also has enough meteral RIGHT NOW 
for another album. So he's looking at it coming out at the end of OZ fest. Im sure that album will be devistating. Id bet its better than his last one too from the stuff iv herd him play latly. My self and marz have hung out on many occasions, baught me drinks many times. They are some genuinly dope Guys Both Marz and his partner Kaos aka BOBY and PATRICK, definitly positive people. Patrick aka Kaos was cool enough with me and donn dymond that he invited us to Johnathan Davises Mansion in Bakersfield (3hrs away) to just chill, that was dope of him.
Whut up juggalos!?! Im back from my game and
i wanna say now i know why terrorists hate us. Baseball blows! But i have to say
it was interesting. Plus there was madd hotties there and me and homies Fear, and
the hardcore thug Kae-Lo were trying our best to get arrested for sexual harassment.
First off baseball is a slow sport...but when something happens u gotta be paying attention.
Several times i blinked and missed multiple key plays in the game.
Whassup?!!!* So, I just thought i'd expound on
the
Backyard Wrestling: Don't Try This At Home (xbox
&ps2**) game
that ICP's gonna be in. If found these links
with a
little more info on the game. The
first
has some screenshots and a little info. The
second is an article written from someone
that
attended the Eidos unveiling of the game
(featured in
the second installment of the
Shaggy Show: Shangri La tour). Granted the
person who
wrote the article didn't know
a damn thing about ICP or much about wrestling
for
that matter, but it has some good
pics of the Rude Boy and some of
J
and Shaggs.
Whadddup?!!! The Donn, mayfield, schusterbater and I
rolled into Ventura about an hour and a half before
the doors opened. Juaglinko and Dawn arrived shortly
after. After we figured out the room arrangements at
the telly, the most important actions were taken:
getting our buzz on. After a personal experiment with
the Night Train Express (the second half of which
wound up in the sink), some Jaegg and other liquid
madness we geared up for the show. I was nervous
about this show for two reasons: 1. I felt sort of
out-the-loop because I hadn't seen ICP (or Twiztid,
Blaze or anything even remotely Psychopathic) for a
full 2 years and 2. The last show that I went to was
at the same venue from which Mayfield and I got kicked
out for being cross-eyed sloppy drunk (but only one of
us felt the long arm of the law that night: isn't that
right mayfield?). We all decided to show up a little
after the doors opened so we'd miss the line. After
getting some expensive ass drinks, and meeting up with
Clown E, I believe we were all were ready to watch
ABK. I really didn't know what to expect, as I was
only really familiar with him from Dark Lotus
re-visited and the Wraith. Any doubts I might have
had though were majestically destroyed after watching
his set. ABK definitely knows how to rock a crowd.
His setup consisted of teepee flanked by two totem
poles. If you didn't know better he might as well
been doing repeated back-flips onto alcohol soaked
thumbtacks with how much he had the juggalos
attention.
heard juggalos there is devastating new video going into production very soon, a video so fresh,
so off the chain, that your just gonna want to rub one out. Thats right, scheduled for release in late January is Psychopathic
records presents "Juggalettes Gone Wicked". This is a video my right hand and I have been waiting on for years now! As if I didn't
like watching girls get they freek on video camera, now you can watch Juggalettes get their wicked on (GUSH) psychopathic
syle. None other than the Rude Boy himself will be hosting this dvd/vhs and will also be the lucky guy taking applications from
ninjettes. Juggalettes wishing to apply must meet up with the Rude Boy on the first half of the "Diamonds Raining" tour, December
5th, 6th, 8th, and 9th. To apply you must have a picture I.D with you and be 18 years of age or older of course, you will
also be required to sign a release allowing psychopathic records to use you in this dvd/vhs release. Only the hardcore,
ultra wicked juggalettes will be included in the dvd/vhs release, we're talking about ninjettes who just don't give a fuck
and like to get as wicked as possible. So if your a ninjette and you think you got what it takes to be in this dvd/vhs, bring
your titties and body piercings to the first half of the Diamonds Raining tour and hit up the Rude Boy BEFORE the show takes
place for your chance to be in the dopest psychopathic video release yet.
the members of our local underground
Horror-Core group Kanibal Sound, and a few homies on
the chorus. The ride was pretty fresh since that bitch
wasnt as long as the trip to peoria and Michigan, only
4 hours from where we live. Anyways skippin the
bullshit you care none about, We got there and we went
to the end of the long as fuck line. Some ninja broke
out with the information with the swiftness and let us
know we needed to grip a number bracelet. So we runs
up to the front with the quickness and snag one. were
numbers like 421 through 434 or some shit and the
people were kool as fuck cause they let us bawl in set
wise instead of numbers. So moment of truth, I been
down for 7 long years and never met ICP and I aint
even gonna front I was on some "Holy Fuck" type shit.
Now were in the truck and its painted the colors of
Shangralizaa with a mini fun house to boot. When I
came in the room the typical ninjas were like "hurry
up, one thing signed and out" but I gave an inch of a
fuck and first thanked J for everything and gave him
the CD I burned for HIM he didnt understand what I was
saying first but then he knew what was up and got
happy as fuck and tucked it in his pocket, gave him
five got my little wraith flyer thing signed griped a
flat and bounced over to 2 Dope. Same thing only he
thought he was signing the CD and I was like nah dawg
thats YOURS. Thank you and I told him what it was and
he was like "oh Shit" got the sig and was like MOTHER
FUUUUCKEERRR Thank you for the Wicked Shit as Esham
looked up he gave a big Smile and was like word. I
asked him about SoopaVillians and he was on some "Aint
that the big question" Tactic signed and was like Much
love. we went outside and everyone was just talking
about what they said and how frsh shit was and since
we were the last out we waited and J and Shaggs came
out. The guy told them we had no time but J said "Fuck
it we got time for some pictures" and they chilled and
kicked it for like 10 or so mins. I thanked them agian
and told Shaggs not to mind the quality on the CD we
had no equipment. More pictures and Shaggs told My
Cousin Rugged Ray to grab his nuts and grip a shot.
Attatched are some photos from the digital camera.
Only thing Missin out the pictures is My ninaja and
yours Horrifik Hodge. But Its all good cause Nov. 5
STORMS Fucking Diamoands and we will be hitting the
pre-tour. Real quick Props. EVERYBODY representin the
KCK. Kanibal Sound: Ray, Issy, Justin, Joe, Colin,
Ben, Tom. NIA: Eugene, Will, Noel, Roger and The whole
crew. Props to Hodge and M500 for posting this and YOU
for reading . PEACE!
bands plus open mic for any lyrical juggalos. The juggalo
bands included one of my personal favorites BYP ..Back Yard Pimps! Despite having jes played
a gig like hours earlier BYP didnt let the juggalos down and came through and tore shit up
at the LCJ anniversary party. I wanna say thanks to the LC juggalos for inviting me and big
juggalo love shouts to all the ninjaz i met up with there, Coop, Pixie, Kae Lo, J, Bugley,
Ape Boy, Kim, Zero, and all the other juggalos and juggalo bands like HackStitch, Sinister X, and
everyone on open mic. Yae Yae!
What up yall real quick, i wana tell all you Phili Juggalos and Columbus Ohio Juggalos bout the place to be nov 5th. The
#1 juggalo house party's conducted by non other than wrestling superstar/rap group road manager The Rude Boy! But thats not all when it comes to
famouse people, also making a superstar guest hosting shot will be SABU!!! I recomend if you plan on getting tix get them NOW!! Dont be assed out like
Whut up killaz? Its raining drops of blood
but thats only cuz theres Deadbodies up in the attic...no seriously..there are. Damned if i know
where they came from..but whut i do know is ya dead homie Blaze has got a new mp3. out thats none
other than a wicked ass dope as shit cover of ICP's "DeadBody Man". Much props to Blaze for
bringin a dope twist to this old song. Click the pic below to hear that shit!
Sun. November 10 @ Key Club in Hollywood
Whut up ninjaz!?! Clown E here back from
a weekend getaway to Lake San Antonio up by Pismo Beach where Jugalinko lives. The weekend started
out friday night with me and my homie Kae from www.lcjugalos.com .
We mobbed up friday night stopping at a Denny's to grub where our waiter looked like the lead singer
of Orgy. After 20 mins of hearing him sing a really bad version of "Blue Monday" he finally brought
us are food. The service was horrible so we left him a *huge tip. Anyway we mobbed up after that
and woke Sean up. He cried for a little while because it was past his bedtime. After smoking ridiculous
amounts of marijuana and watching MTV Jams we all crashed for the nite. Next day we woke up to Ed
(pictured below in glasses and fire shorts) he came into Sean house spouting off lines from the bible
so we knew he found the liquor. So we all mobbed up to Lake San Antonio. Its fuckin beautiful up
there. The weather was perfect...now to add weed, beer, and a fast boat to the mix. Sean's boat is
a Bayliner that seats 7 juggalos and plenty of booze. We cruised around the lake for hours actin like
fools and carryin on and what not....Paul one of sean's homie's went intertubing and so did Ed. I
would've too but i was busy filimng for *GGW. So yeah we camped out afterwards...ate some bomb ass steak
and beans and continued the smoking marathon. Kae spotted some ninja wearing a jeckel bros t-shirt
at the camp site so we kicked it with him and his girl for a bit. We asked them how much they love
M500 and they said "Who?" So after we kicked them out we went to sleep. Next day was more of the same
i got to drive boat and get all crazy doing grinds, and ollies and whut not. All in all in it
was a dope trip and we had loads of gush blasting squirt squirt fun. Peep the pics below.
Yo peep this game yall, ICP, ESHAM, TWIZTID,ABK, and BLAZE will be on the wrif show. Radio show that is mi. based. You can check it out this sunday
on http://www.wrif.com/ via the web like us California Ninjas will be do-en. Now you know that is gona be some whacky shit, Violent J alone spitin game to the masses will be a trip alone. This is gona be 3 full hours of DJ PSYCHOPAHIC spinning jams for us and the world. 
sellin it for only 19.99 each. Pick it up before they get on our case for undersellen em. Yall know this is a good deal cause they also charge 10 buckes shipping while we charge only like 3.80. Anyways this is a comedy dvd with such things as HARD PORN, CHICKS GETTING ILL, and GUYS KIKIN IT with a real live dead chick. 
I added some pics of myself Sean worken the Ocean Scene and BBQ scene. I been doin some ocean fishing trying to pass the time and chill. That shit is devistating juggalos. Fuckin shit always be happen in the sea. Shit is always going down you cant let your guard down for a min. Things like Dolphins, Sea Lions, Otters, Jelly FIsh, and Sharks are poopin off all
over the place, last week i had a whale the size of a few gray hound busses surface less than 10 feet from the boat. No question we fired up the motor and got the fuck out.
MILENKO500, basicly cuz the west coast crew of me , jugalinko and
clown e love became superstars and made music video history by
playing our part in the ICP video for HOMIES. Ok so me and
jugalinko get "the call" on friday to be in the video, seans all 
becuz he open'd his jacket juss enuff to let me know he had a gun,
i would have shown him mine but i'd rather juss chill and get the
dance. i'm useto not being able to touch the girls but here i
didnt have a choice, the girl grabbed my hands and put them all on
her tits, she had me smack her ass while she rubbed her nedden
evervywehre, it was almost exactly like real sex, it was awkward
and uncomfortable, over in about about 5 minutes and way to
expensive. but hey those are my issues. she earned her $$$.
after the dance i realized it was 1 am and i had to get up for the
shoot at 5 so i left back to the hotel smelling like catfood and
ass, and trying to convince clown e to go back in a get a dance
for himself.
edited out. also i'm on the porch watching ppl and in the front
yard givein props to the RUDE BOY!!! and you cant miss me in the
breakdance circle, and the director had me stay after and star in
the shower scene, it seemed a lil odd cuz it didnt really fit in
with the other scenes and i wasnt really comfortable with him
lathering me up, and i still dont know where the camera's where.
but hey anything for the dark carnival right?
is that niether TWIZTID or ABK are painted up. why this change you
ask? Well i could give you the same old washed out answers of " 
its a new era" " end of the world" or whatever but after listening
to VIOLENT J tell me about warm snow and floating lakes and
prescription medication this is the impression i got (not exactly
what i was told but this is how i understood it) . Everyone on
psycopathic has real skills, twiztid and ABK and BLAZE got mad
talent and deserve recognition on there own, we as long tyme
juggalos have know this for years, but to the shallow minded quick
to judge public, all they see is the makeup and automaticly think
that they're ICP clones and juss tryin to fit into a mold. So by
washing off the makeup and makeing it more about the music and
less about the image, it makes it easyier to say to the world
whats got to be said.
day off so me and my roommate mayfield decided to make it ALL
AMERICAN DAY, so we got up early like good americans, (i'm
mexican so this was new to me i thought the sun came up at 11
am). so he dressed up in his tight levis and a tacky american
flag tshirt his mom got him, me being a hardcore westsider juss
wore baggy jeans a white tshirt and red bandana but we
represented. so we decided what could be more american then
watching smokey and the bandit and gettin drunk off budwieser at 9
am? 
whut up, Whut Up , WHUT UP!!!! Juggalos!! God damn its been ages since
i got up on here..and lookey here a brand new slicked out layout for our
site. Hell fuckin yea. Now me and Jugalinko are still *sword fighting over
whut goes where and how but rest assured everythings been carried over
from the old layout. Up top above the yellow "Insane Clown Posse" banner
is a drop down menu where you can navigate most of the flava from our old menus.
Some of the links might be outa wack if so let us know and we'll fix that
shit. The main page now serves as a Whuts Whut page to showcase the latest
flava and to find our news jes click the link by our banner called "Click here
for our news" That will lead you here...like u didnt already know that. All in
all like i said we aint done so keep checkin back cuz its only gonna get better!
It was me the Donn, and Jug who hit up that bitch and right
when we got there, there was already ninjaz waiting in line. The merch was just sick
which included a dope ass BasketBall Big Money Jersey but i was pissed to see they were
all sold out. No doubt cuz it was off the heezy. Patrick had the merch booth on lock down
and J Dirty was reppin the behind the scenes tactics. Being that LA is fuckin Hollywood
we had our own star Missy in attendence and i coulda sworn i saw like 5 others dressed just
like her. Madd ninjaz showed up in costume including our own Donn Dymond who was dressed as
Big Stank. After the show we all piled over to the official M500 after party which had such
VIP's in attendence such as, Cory Haim, Judge Reinhold, Molly Ringwald, and the white guy
from the tv show CHIPS. It got to the point where there was like 50 people in our hotel
room so the stale ass manager threatend to tell all the girls how old we really were so after
careful consideration we had to tone the party down some. But it was still off the hook.
I met J Dirty lil bro Doug whos cool as fuck and we all joined in on a lil prank on J Dirty
once he passed the fuck out. I wont say name on who did it but someone lit a match and stuck
it between J Dirtys toes and we all ran outside the room. What i saw next was the dopest
shit ever. I never seen a guy with more disregard for his own safety. This ninja sat up grabbed
a cigarette and lit it with his foot which by now was engulfed in flames. Lookin back on it
now i guess we shouldnt of let it go that far cuz now he really does have a pimp walk. After that
night me, Jug and Donn took the Psy crew to breakfast at IHOP and we all grubbed and made
fun of some ninja who lit up a cigarette in a California restaraunt. No speculation though
on who it was.....*coughjdirtycough*. Madd props to J, Pat and Doug for puttin on thta show
which helped to bring in a decent crowd even though ICP or Twiztid wasnt there. I had a good
time hittin on all the girls there and im lookin forward to the Gathering for round numero two.
yae yae.
guy let him burn.
