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Just Added Review for Finding Nemo...WTF!?!?
June 11th 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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Necro !!!! Thats right More Necro! If you havent seen his dvd i definitly recomend picking it up in the m500 store now. You will become an instant fan if your not already. But the main deal here n hype going down at the necro camp is there new cd. Its ill Bill and Necro in there new cd
street villains hosted by Kid Joe and Necros Herion addicted Cracked out Uncle- "HOWIE". CLICK HERE TO BUY THE CD Howie is the shit! I cant wait to hear this cd, the I Need Drugs Video Necro did with Howie was devistating. I cant say enough bout how fresh necro and his cd's are, just know we CONSTANTLY bump necro at the Milenko500 store and cant get enough of it. I have talked to Necro (m500 homie) on the phone many times and practicly every time asking "WHENS THE NEW FULL CD COMING OUT" n damn he was right its ON NOW! Were extra excited about this cd because Its a new FULL necro cd to add to his I NEED DRUGS, GORY DAYS full cds, THIS IS GONA BE THE BOMB!!. 
the hours of 11 am and 2 pm working the Grimice Suite. He wont be doing any over time hours there but god knows his deoderant and patience will be.
Juggalos show your love for Clown E as he needs to get $ together to pay for his Gath Plane Tix. So he had to take this extra side job. As you can see Clown E and his dog he named "K-9 Flesh Light" are on the scene in the picture representing Gay purple Hamberger Mascots around the globe. I would like to squash the rumors, and heavy speculation that Clown e was hookin up with both BIRDIE and The Hambergler in a hardcore plush 3 way. The only truth to that is that the Hambergler did go down on mayor mc cheese's wife at the Mc D's Mini gathering last year but thats no where near the group sex rumor. June 1st 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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Well well we're just update crazy over here at M500. Hey its all gravy!
We actually look like a real site now! Awww hell yea! lol. Whut up juggalos!?
Its a tired sleepy sunday morning. I thought i'd pop on and spread my seed
of knowledge up on here. First off im gonna have to agree with Scott aks SKS
about Kane Hodder. He IS the shit. Speaking of "the shit"....
in jes a couple dayz the purple show comes home to all the
ninjaz that have seen it online and for all those internetless ninjaz that had to mob
over to tha homies crib to watch it. In stores will be all the flava that Jamie Madrox
and Monoxide have filmed on their various adventures on the road. Pure devastation ninjaz
that you DONT wanna miss out on. Plus this will be twiztids second home video so you know
you wanna get that shit. Greedy muhfuckers....lol....J/K....peace ninjaz its wake and bake
time.....but before i go i wanna give a shout out to a couple friends....like Monica, Phoebe,
Chandler, and that nutty Rachel.MMFCL to ALL my juggalo family!
Baby Whut!?!?
May 30th 2003 Oceano Ghetto.
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hey hey hey juggalo's, i i've juss read and RE-read blaze's letter of resignation to the juggalos. i dont wanna seem insensative but it leads me to ask one question. does this mean there's a job openning at psycopathic? hey how bout you hire me i can rap, i can dance, i can be dead if need be. Most juggalos dont know this but i've sold millions of copies of my break out cd AOTFD ( stands for "anal on the first date") it went triple uranuim in brazil and russia. under tha name D-DITTY i've open;d for TATU , jeru the damaja and i headlined the world tour with shaq and the fu-shnickens ( i wrote shaq-fu)
not lookin for an artist just yet? hey violent j, i can wash every car in your 5 car garage. shaggy, i can round up large breasted asian strippers for you in every town. rude boy, i can follow you to the ring holding a boom box blasting eye of the tiger. billy bill,want to bolster your tuff guy reputation? how about kicking my ass in front of hundreds of juggalos on the daily, thats right, i'm willing to endure both your physical and mental abuse with a smile. hey alex, jumpsteady you two look thirsty, need a drink
from the bar? I"LL GET IT.
San Luis Obispo Ca
May 29th
Mad updates up in this bitch. Kane Hodder is the
shit...and so was Jason X NICE UPDATE HODGE. If you ain't seen that shit
then rent it or pay the $20 or so for the dvd. It's
entertaining - straight up.
Joining him in this Global quest are his wily and
belligerently Protestant side-kick, SKS,
known as the Magistrate of Penetrate who acts
as the campaign advisor for the Donn's ascent to not
Gubernatorial-hood,
or senator-hood, or congressional-hood, but to
outright Tsar-hood. Known not only to puke on a whim
(and let dogs eat it), rarely speak sound advice, and
injure himself when attempting anything remotely
physically…he can pen a mean haiku. 
May 29th 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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juggalos!?!? Well as you've probably already heard, this years Gathering is
DEFINITELY still going on and tickets are still on sale. All the rumors
and heresay and anonymous letters from Xanax were all false and not true. Psychopathic
set things str8 over on their end and everythings ok jes like my therapist tells me.
So anyway i thought rather than spew the same news you've already read on dozens of
sites *coughRJcough* j/k RJ u know we gots luvs for ya (not like that lol), i'd
jes ramble on about some juggalo nonsense that went down recently at the Magic
Kingdom here in Cali. Myself that is and the nutty ninjas over at LCJ.com. So
heres my wrap UP of what went DOWN..booya!
Well nothing except an exciting
trip to the fucking crappiest place on earth!!! So on hearing that "we" had the
"hookup" to get "in". I was like BET! Im THERE! So i mobbed there with mah
homegurl CC and Miss lucy and we met up with the LCJ All American Allstars..there
was the likes of Ape Boy and Oger...and even faint sightings of Kae-Lo Ya Missing Juggalo.
(he's never around). So off we went to get inside the park. The Mexican had the scheme
on lockdown which to this day i still dont get but then again i was stoned. Anyway
the Mexican met his homie who somehow got us all in for a way cheap price. All we had
to do was cough up the dough and relinquish anything of value from our pockets. So
needless to say these guys were pros.
May 28th 2003 Glen Burnie MD.
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May 23rd 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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KOOORRRRRRRNNNNN!!! Rababababababababababa!!! Whut up ninjaz!!? That was
my impersonation of Jonthan Davis from Korn. NOt bad huh? Ok so this weekend
is Memorial Day weekend. So every juggalo knows its their duty to pay homage
to those that have fallen in battle. (Like Ski Lo and his rap carrer)..and po' a lil somethin somethin for da
homies if ya know whut i mean...but not too much shit...u still need some to
get fucked up!! Booya!! Jugalinko likes to sip a 1/2 a glass of O'douls (non alcoholic beer)
and then claims he's fucked up and heads to
bathroom. Whut an ass...Fuck you Sean.
Jes kiddin buddy dont fire me. Ok on to some news!!!|
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May 19th
What up juggalos and juggalettes??!!!! Good news and
freshness 
pouring forth everywhere from
TWIZTID.COM. An update from none
other than
Madrox himself reveals that Mono's out of the hospital
and sounds glad to be home. Whoo Hooo!!!
As if that's not fresh enough, the Twiztid FREE "
4 THE FAM EP" is available for download.
You
can even download a Hi-Res cover and cd
label.
Theres a bonus interview track with Monoxide that
you'll wanna check out too. Also, the second
installment to the 20 Questions With Twiztid is up.
It's only Madrox but that's
to be expected. So run on over to Twiztid.com and
check that shit out.
wooo to the ma fuckin wooompty wooo wooo yall what up!!!! its the Dalai Lama up in this biatch for the 2003, yo check it
my homie Donn Dymond asked me to come up on here and talk about my two new favorite dvd's that just arrived in my fovorite online store milenko5oo.
Thats right yall i been down since befor dog beats, word check it you peep this game on the WHAT WHAT TIP. WORD CHECK IT CHECK IT, you know what im saying, Dalai Lama's gona smack that ass cradle rock style BAM!!! yall like my floe's? Aight word (wtf was acutaly just said, i duno) May 15th 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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Happy Quince' De Mayo!!! Hmmm guess not. Whut up ninjaz?!? Mr. E Love here.
Im home im high and itz raining diamonds. I'd like to take this time now to
wish our U.S. representatives the
Insane Clown Posse all the best
over seas over there in Australia. You Oz juggalos check nuts and make sure you make
ICP feel welcome. That way they can go back there more often. Also i'd like to wish
Monoxide well and hope that he knows all the juggalos are behind him and supportin
a muthafucka....Ok on to some news.
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Hello juggalos! My names Box Car Joe.
I live pretty much anywhere i want to. Im not confined to walls like all you city folk.
I dunno how you guys do it...with the sleepin on beds, and having a roof. God just
thinkin of it makes me feel all claustraphobic. So anyway i gots most of my teeth
and a bad case of lice....in other words...there are some bones to being homeless.
So that brings me to what im on here for....a bottle of jack....and Jugalinkos
new address
so i can get back all the roca wear he stole from my shopping cart. So without further
me stalling so i can sneak a swig....here are the bones in the juggalo world! Oceano California May 6th 2003
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hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA"S!!! life has been BUSY as fuck for this juggalo,
this last weekend i made my big vegas porn movie premeir, at first i tried out for
the part of COCKLOSUS in "seX-MEN 2" but it being my first tyme out, and me being a
lil camra shy, i ended up settleing for a cameo appirenece in "the PHAT and
the FURIOUS 9" if you check it out i'm in costume, i play the donkey. San Luis Obispo Ca
April 3rd
Whassup juggalos, juggalettes, ninjas, and ninjettes.
Just thought I'd drop in and release some flavor - 
Good and Stale. May 5th 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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Over
but not done juggalos. Merry Cinco de Mayo
Juggalos! On this day i'd like to say a special
whut up to all the hispanic juggalos worldwide. Wherever you are...get drunk, get high,
get laid. In that order. Sup ninjaloz. Clown E here suffering from a bad case of internet
herpes. Whutever u do juggalos....think twice before talking to lonely fat women on the internet.
I swear my computer even has SARS among other viruses. So im lucky to even be updating.
Mr. Dymond will be way too hammered to remember .its being Cinco de Mayo and all,
and SoftcoreMike is underneath the 405 freeway picking up wrappers and bottles doing
his community service...so im gonna remind yall to peep out Softcore Mikes
Juggalocos Page
and get to know ur latin juggalos. Horale!!
Oceano California May 04 03
get
in one (Super hard 9 x porn), im gona do some auditions. God knows i have been practicing for this sinse i was 13. In the pic im bout 11 Long Island Iced Teas Deep and im at the Rain Forest Cafe' in San Francisco we stoped there on the way to vegas. In the other pic you will see im a HUGE FAN of Hard core strip clubs. I like for them to be usualy Ronchy, cheep, dark, and with girls who have been or are addicted to hard drugs. I wont even start tipping till the stripper is at least in tears. Im tippin singles, but ill tip 5's if the girls willing to show me all the goods up close. Im talkin 1/2 inch away from my face blown out nedens. Im talkin girls who have been abused, trama tized, or in a witness relocation program. So we went to the Spearmint Rhyno! I also prefer that its full nude and with a full bar. That way when im super hammered and touching the girls i dont give a shit when the bouncers try and throw me out, cause str8 up all i do is go limp and pretend im dead and no one can do shit but wait till i sober up, get up and leave on my own. Fuckin panzie ass bouncers, i cant count how many bouncers iv beeten down for tryin to act tuff. My 11 assault charges doesent even reflect the amount of security guards and event staff iv hospitalized.
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West side! What up juggalos im reporting from Kinko's in amsterdam. This place is wild. Internet kinko's n you can smoke in here LEGALY!!.... if you have herd any stories bout it, there all true. Any ways i wanted to pop on n hook up some info.
City/State: Indianapolis, Indiana
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GlenBurnie MD 04/29/03
April 22nd 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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Whut up juggalos!! Today is gonna be a
fresh day cuz today the Take Me Home Tour comes to Southern Cali. I will be there
reppin for the M500 at the House of Blues in hollywood today. Thats BLAZE,
ESHAM, BONE THUGS, MR. SERVON, and the MO THUGS FAMILY. So needless to say someones
bound to get shot up like a muhfucker. Theres hasnt been this many persons with cases pending
together since the Different Strokes reunion back in 94.
Also in town is my brotha the muhfuckin Rudeboy who holds
it down on the ICP hotline for u ninjaz on the daily. So i hope to see all the usual
suspects tonight in Hollyweird...like Kae-Lo and the whole
LCJ crew WOO WOO! MMFCL ninjaz!
April 19th 2003 West Hollywood Calif.
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Friends come in all sizes!! Hello!
im the newest member of the Milenko500 crew. My name is Rainbow Fuckin Randolph.
I was immoratlized on screen in the movie Death to Smoochy....which sucked
but i needed crack money. I wanna say that its a pleasure to work for such
a great fan base. I've been down with Violent Shaggy and J "2" Dope for a while
now. My favortite album is the Mostaste-a-liscious album. I play "first day out"
everytime i walk to the local nudy bar to visit family. email
GlenBurnie MD 04/19/03 April 15th 2003 Los Angeles Calif.
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Oh shit tax Day. I know its a bone
for us hard working juggalos. *Puff Puff* i'll worry about it later...anyway what was
i talking about? Oh yea....ninjaz...if u peeped out mah homie Hodges update below
you might of seen something about Esham doing some show with Natas April 25th. Well
he did mention it might be a rumor...and im here to confirm that it is jes that..
a rumor. I got it from good authority that it was comepletely false so
jes so ninjaz wont be confused. Around that time Esham will be out west on tha
Coming Home tour with Bone andd Blaze...WOO WOO! Pismo Beach Cali April 13th My Info/Email Jugalinko
Dezam i just checked out The Marz Interview from the Radio show wrrg.org, i saw this on faygoluvers.net in that big ol' pimp scottie D's update from days ago, bout this interview. But anyways Marz is getting the job done, he just got off a huge Stadium Tour with Korn, Now there on a big ass Hard Working Tour on the road ALL year this year and next year. Marz is also has enough meteral RIGHT NOW 
for another album. So he's looking at it coming out at the end of OZ fest. Im sure that album will be devistating. Id bet its better than his last one too from the stuff iv herd him play latly. My self and marz have hung out on many occasions, baught me drinks many times. They are some genuinly dope Guys Both Marz and his partner Kaos aka BOBY and PATRICK, definitly positive people. Patrick aka Kaos was cool enough with me and donn dymond that he invited us to Johnathan Davises Mansion in Bakersfield (3hrs away) to just chill, that was dope of him.
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Whut up juggalos!?! Im back from my game and
i wanna say now i know why terrorists hate us. Baseball blows! But i have to say
it was interesting. Plus there was madd hotties there and me and homies Fear, and
the hardcore thug Kae-Lo were trying our best to get arrested for sexual harassment.
First off baseball is a slow sport...but when something happens u gotta be paying attention.
Several times i blinked and missed multiple key plays in the game.
I did however manage to catch some juggalo action
when i saw none other than Psychopathic's Hatchetman stealin to third base. I also peeped
some M500 flava actually in the game with both
Hodge and
Jugalinko playin for the Arizona
Diamondbacks.
April 8th 2003 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me 
Whut up ninjalos? Mr. E Love here. Today is a momumental
day for me. I think all of you know what im talking about. Today is the day i go to my first
baseball game!! Wow that sounded super gay huh? No seriously i hate baseball with a passion
but my job hooked it up with free tickets and box seats....we get served Cristal ($160 dolla wine)
off the tits of ex "man show juggies" while we listen to the comedy stylings of Sinbad as he
entertains during the seventh inning stretch. So tomorrow its the Dodgers vs. Diamondbacks. hopefully
I dont die of boredom. Wish me luck ninjaz!
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PoundMyPooper, Mt. April 12th,
2002
San Luis
Obispo Ca
April 3rd
Whassup?!!!* So, I just thought i'd expound on
the
Backyard Wrestling: Don't Try This At Home (xbox
&ps2**) game
that ICP's gonna be in. If found these links
with a
little more info on the game. The
first
has some screenshots and a little info. The
second is an article written from someone
that
attended the Eidos unveiling of the game
(featured in
the second installment of the
Shaggy Show: Shangri La tour). Granted the
person who
wrote the article didn't know
a damn thing about ICP or much about wrestling
for
that matter, but it has some good
pics of the Rude Boy and some of
J
and Shaggs. email
GlenBurnie MD 04/1/03
March 29th 2003 Los Angeles Calif. Email Me 
March 28th 2003 Email Me Herpes
in your mouth,
whats on your mind everyone? Me...I'm just
chillin out smokin a fatty like
usual, and like superstar Clown E. said earlier,
I STILL haven't O.D'd yet, but i'm trying my
hardest to make sure I don't
live past 25, just so all you don't have to put
up
with my once a millenium updates anymore, hehe.
Nah I plan to be up on m500
alot more often, (like i say in every update)
cause
it's getting kinda stale kicking it on the curb
with Donn Dymond while he
parrallel parks his dope ride with only 2 rims,
of course
with the rims facing the street so we look like
ballers. Maybe we would
make enough money to get a complete set rims
instead of just
the two if we would quit smoking all our profits,
and blowing it on Dam`
Perigon` and strippers every night... but hey its
hard not to fork out some
cash when you got a set of $5,000 titties all up
in your face. Anyway I got
some dope news below, including another "letters
from
the cell block" from M500's homie "T Bone" who is
serving up his 40 month
sentence in federal prison. This time I got a
couple
of pics of our homeboy actually AT the prison.
Whats fuckin crazy is look
at the one pic of him by himself and then look at
the
newer one where he is with 2 of his prison
homies, the mutherfucker has
DOUBLED IN SIZE, i've known this ninja all my
life about
and I almost didn't even recognize him in this
new pic, he's benching his
bodyweight he said, and its fuckin showing. This
mofo
might actually replace Donn Dymond as M500's full
time bodygaurd, and bitch
slapper when he gets out. Anyway I'll get on to
some
fuckin newz, and let you guys kick back, smoke
sumthin and read the flava
below, PEACE- XanAx
March. 25th 2003 Oceano Cali
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hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA"S!! i;m
fresh outta jail ninja's, i'm FREE !! AMISTAD!!
for those of you who dont know i was recently convicted of 1 count of ryding till i die, 2 counts of kickin it old skool and a record 7 counts of ballin outta control, its the last count that carries jail tyme. ok so it was for only one day, what can i say, a jail ainght nuthin but brick and steel it cant hold DONN DYMOND!! 
as i was only in for 1 days i was able to skip the shower and haveing to crap in front of everybody on the visable toilet, so aside from sleepin all day and playing a game of poker ( i came up 2 top ramen packs, a pencil, 2 packs of cookies, a comb, and a spoon. i was lock down ballin) nuthin much goes on inside, in fact its the most boring place in the world, and i'll do whatever i can to make sure i never have to go back. On that note when i got out the 1st thing i did was buy a desert eagle .50 caliber hand gun/cannon off this guy i met on lock down for only 800$. So im now and finaly armed.
kotton mouth kings played SLO brew sunday night, (small bar in our small town) ( pics to be developed shortly) and me ed and SKS Juggalo of milenko500 where there representing, after waiting in line for an hour to get in the door man looked at me and said " sorry buddy kmk is sold out" so i told him " i know this, i heard hidden stash 2, can i get a ticket?" he was about to turn me away but luckly my friend paul works there and got us in. 
KMK came on and played basicly the same show ive seen them play every tyme i see them, witch is a fresh show. The stage was a little to small to get the full effect of there dope smokein stage show, so instead of slideing all around the stage, pakalika pretty much hung out in the corner doing the roger rabbit smokein massive amounts of green bud the whole tyme. it made me wonder if he knows that minimum wage is up to $6.75 in cali, i mean he can be poplockin jumbo fries at a drive threw on the side, or maybe saint dog can get him a job at wal-mart when this whole kmk thing is threw, overall the show was pretty good, they where high energy as always, and THANK GOD CORPRATE AVENGER DIDNT PLAY!!!! ok thats about it i'm out MCL NINJA:S
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GlenBurnie MD 03/25/03 Pismo Beach Cali march 24th My Info
In celebration of Oscars Diamond Anniversary and the upcoming 75th Annual Oscar ceremonies, the Academy Should have recognized
that for the insane clown posse its actualy raining diamonds and big money hustlas should have wone for best picture.
Making his second appearance as ringleader of the Oscar® telecast, actor and comedian Steve Martin returns after a year's absence as host of the 75th Academy Awards.
"I'm very pleased to be hosting the Oscars again," said Martin, "because fear and nausea always make me lose weig