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What up Chicken
Hunters.....
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What up Big Money
Hustlas..... February 8th, 2002 Hall of Justice
February 8th, 2002 Hall of Justice
February 8th, 2002 Hall of Justice
Its
by far one of the dopest interviews i've ever seen cuz its about how he came up
in the game and how any of us juggalos can become a member of the upcoming street
teams that will be promoting the fuckin 6th Jokers Card! So peep it by clicking the
pic of Ry RY! To listen to the once great Psycho Juggalos hotline click here for the offical
page here on M500 of all the onez done by Ry Ry and Clown E.
02/08/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
This is xanax the clown dropping in on M500 thanks to my homies Juggalinko
and that crazy balla don dymond, MCL to clown-e and hodge too. Anyway
here's the deal. A down ass ninja is facing a 5 year sentence for
mariujana, apparantly this snitch is making up lies about a bunch of people
and getting them put away, he is my best friend, and it sucks to see him
like this, what I need to ask all you juggalos out there is to write this
ninja, and show him some love, odds are he's doin five years and for
what...so some guy can keep himself outta trouble... a HATER. He is down and
out and any letters showing him support honestly would keep the kid going,
it ain't easy on a ninja being locked up in our county here lookin at
federal prison, stuck with a bunch of biggots in our jail.. Please show
this ninja some support, here is a pick of him in his happier days, if you
don't want to write or can't make it to the post office, please feel free to
email me a letter with your address, i will print it and drop it at the jail
for him myself. email me at xanax@Milenko500.com
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What up Twiztid Serial
killin Juggalos02/07/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
Video 
Part 2 download 2-7-2002 Hall of Justice
02/07/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
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ANOTHER MP3 FOR YOU
NINJAS..... 2-4-2002 Hall of Justice
1 30 02 Ocean Cali Email Donn Dymond
WHAT UP JUGGALO"S?! (Be sure to Peep D6AD B6DY L6VER's and Mike Hodge's Updates below) this is DONN DYMOND makeing his first apperence here on M500
WHY AM I DONN DYMOND? well when i was on the tour buss with ICP, They were playing
us songs, well one song was so new i didnt know if it was on the 6th, so i asked
"IS THIS FROM THE 6th CARD" and Joe Bruce himself
yelled at me saying
" I WOULDNT PLAY SHIT FROM THE 6TH CARD, YOUR MIND COULDN"T HANDLE IT!!"
he was right SOFTCOREMIKE
is temporarly in hideing, silently reflecting and prepareing his mind
for the 6th jokers card. 
it's a fire hazard!! Don DYMOND sends Mr T his old
jewlery for x-mas, and MR.T eats DONN DYMOND cereal
(there's platinum in every box). DONN DYMOND doesn't perpatrate, he penetrates.
he can pass MD 20/20 off as hennesy and dodge giant child support payments in a single bound.
neil diamond and lou diamond phillips jock his name. fuck platnumbe he has a uranium card in his wallet.
Think he's lieing? It's always 20 degree's colder around him cuz of all that ice.
i think that's cuz you got health insurence and a mom who taught you the value of
livein right,my dad died of a venerial disease when i was a kid and my mom would
juss filled my thermos with peppermint shnapps and kicked my ass out
to school, so from a young age i knew i wasn;t gonna get any nedden with manners or hygene.
so i rely on fake jewlery, alcohol and a lot of luck to get laid.
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What up Hatchet
Rydas..... 1-31-2002 Hall of Justice
01/30/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
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Whut up Magic Magic
Ninjas..... 1-30-2002 Killa Cali Bitch
1-27-2002 Reppin Killa Cali Bitch
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What up Maniac
Killas..... 01/23/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
01/23/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
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What up Dead
Homies..... 1-23-2002 Reppin Killa Cali Bitch
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What up Hatchet
Rydas.....
01 18 01 Oceano Cali Email me Here
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA'S, so i'm back after a full week in the
city that brought you herpes and jerry springer, thass right
CHICAGO BABY!!! so ppl bin askin me all week " what's chicago
like?" the truth is i have no idea. What did i do all week you
ask? i spent 7days underneith my nakid teenage girl i met at the
gathering named nora. the first night she pick'd me up from the
airport, it was freezing, i spent the first hour lookin for my
nuts. then we got to my hotel and after chaseing her friend sarah
and her BF out of my room, it took an hour of forplay ( ok 60
minutes of begging) to get her pants off, then every night after
that getting
her nakid got quicker until by friday she show'd up on my doorstep
juss wearing a jacket and a smile. email
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What up
ninjas.....
1-17-2002 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
01/16/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
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What up Hatchet
Rydas.....
1-16-2002 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
1-14-2002 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
Well looks the "EL Juego" himself..Psychopathics own Rudeboy will be wrestling at
an upcoming event for HWA in Cali. Its gonna be off the hook ninjaz so yall need to show
the the Rudeboy some love and show up fo sheazzy! He's gonna be rollin with some familiar
homies by the names of Patrick and that crazy muhfucker SABU!
Heres the info: email
GlenBurnie MD 01/14/02
What up Dead
Homies.....01/13/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
Dezam i just got back from a mini vacation, i drove the f-150 to Santa Cruz Cali. I must
say santa cruz is the shit. I jamed up there to meet my homie D who just came up in the game
and has a phat ass crib out there. lil did i know it was a mantion that could eaisly
be on MTV's Cribs its got roman pillers, an olympic
pool, hot tub, indoor basket ball court, fencing, etc. all in the middle of no where
surrounded by Pine trees for miles. Best thing bout Santa Cruz is the Chron, its off
the hook no doubt the most powerfull greens you will find in the US. The most liberal
place i have ever been they dont even allow police helicopters up there. Anyways i just wanted
to put some action up here n let yall know what up. Mah Fuckin Softcoremike will be back
TUE. as he is in CHICAGO aka shy town. Mike is kickin it with his friend and handin out m500 T shirts
to any ninja's he see's down there. So look for mike in these Locations--- Shoping Mall,
Strip Club, Chucky Cheese, Bar, Crak House, Jr High School girls soccer practice, petting zoo'z
and YOKO SPA Style places. So look for flavor this week as from what i understand out
new shipment should be arriving from our Suppliers this week. *FINGERS CROSSED* Ok im out.
oh and P.S. Clown E Love will be special guest staring on this weeks edition of the CHRISTOPHER LOWELL show
. He will be doing Spounge Painting and Chris so stay tuned to that.
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What up serial
slaughtering strangulars.....
1-11-2002 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
1-8-2002 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
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What up Drunken Ninja
Masters.....
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Magic Magic new years
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Happy New Years Juggalos!12/26/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
Juggalos x mas was the shit, were back in the office and back in full effect from the holidays. This weekend
we were here representin on the west coast. We had the store open all day and till 6 and we actualy stayed and partied
with some juggalos till bout 10. Every one who came to the store this weekend got a free milenko 500
t shirt, lighters, and flyers/flats. It was dope hangin with all yall juggalos that rolled i wana give props to
a few of em, lucas, crazy legs, jerry C, Softcoremike, Mc C Dog, june bug, powder, ben, milk dud,
paul, o.g. showtime, def C and his girl lil necro, dynamite jim, tall carl, Ed Shusterbater, and everyone
i forgot to mention. We had ninjas from San Diego, Fresno, Arizona, san fransico, sacramento,
and even as far as oregon. Its amazing the amount of people who dont have internet access, or a credit card
and just need a place to browse and talk bout icp and psychopathic stuff. Were always here for that.
Its the shit hangin out with yall and We Got Nothin but love for any juggalo repen out here or anywhere for that matter.
Anyways were
planning some big events here at our store in the near future. Should be alot of fun for the West Coast.
but i duno, we even went by the guarage he lives in to see if he was there but no luck. Either way Marry Chrismas Scott
and ill go ahead and drink what i got ya!
I didnt get a chance to see it but I herd from my homie that mike threw up
in the hot tub while getting a hand job and all the chicks jumped out and ran inside discusted. Im guessing thats why
all i remember seeing was young girls and wet white cotton. Cant wait for new years gona be off the heazy@!!!!!
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What up juggular
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What up magic magic
ninjas.....
12-21-2001 Oceano California
ok the winner of the juggalette of the year contest is PSYCHOKITTEN.
it.s not becuz she's the hottest trick to send me her pics or the downest. it's becuz she is so whory she has her own
site with her own pics posted, well god bless you girl. we need more juss like you.
Click here for pics of psycho kitten (below) Click here to see that im both Ritch Looking and broke
as fuck at the same time.
12-20-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
12-20-2001 Oceano California
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What up Santa claus
Killas.....
12-17-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
12-17-2001 Oceano California
if you do your part we'll do ours, prizes to the winner as well as the pride of knowing your helpin 1000's
of juggalos jack the hell outa them selvs to your picture, hey maybe evan a few juggalettes will rub one out to you.
12/16/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
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What up Maniac
Killas.....
12-14-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
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What up Axe murderers,
Serial Killas, and Freaks of the Night.....
12-11-2001 Oceano California
shit so fresh i cancled my wednesday night routine ( i can't tell you what i usually
do but they involve
a drunk highskool girl, a camcorder, a double jointed monkey with a strap on, and many
yards
of bungee cord)
first off and most importantly ( to me at least) ICP and ODB back again with a new song
, not only a song but a video
that was film'd in the only place you can find ODB, in a childs daycare center, located
in a drug rehab center that itself is
located inside a maximum security womans prison, oh yea and it's on the moon, anyway I
LOVE THE CLOWNS they inspire me to
sleep with as many underage girls as i can, and I LOVE ODB, he inspires me to give them
all syphilis. So i'm on the edge of my seat till it's released.
12-11-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
12/09/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
We have gotten ahold of some hot merchandise. The guys who do cky and mtv's banned show
Jackass's DVD BOX SET. If your down with Johny Knoxville, Steve O, Chris Pontious,
Ryan Dunn, Brandon Dicaimillo, Bam Margera, Dave Carnie, and Dave England then your gona
trip on this box set and the price im sellin it for. This retails (when it hits stores)
for 70.00$. Milenko 500 has em for 54.99 each! You get CKY with bonus footage such as the Extended
Shopping Cart Race's, CKY2K with Extra FOotage including Retarded Free STyle Rapper, CKY3 on DVD this is
only avalible on DVD if you get the box set, and the CKY DOCUMENTRY DVD witch as far as
im concerned is CKY4 because its as off the hook as all of CKY DOCUMENTRY ALSO FEATURES BAM AND BRANDON"S
HOW TO BREAK INTO A HOUSE witch I must say is both funny and informing. From Drinking old nasty funky Bong Water to
Getting hit by cars for fun Bam and Johny Knoxville get the job done. Juggalos I hope
you enjoy cause I fuckin dig these dvd's. 
Also added is Johny Knoxville and Big Brother Skate Video's BOOB. This video is poduced by
Porn King Pin Larry Flint. Off the hook and super nasty-Hardcore. Crap and Number TOO are the
pre quels to this video boob and if you have seen them then you know this
video is off the heazy. Much Clown Love yall and Pull out.
12-8-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
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What up Dead Homies.....12/05/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
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12-4-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
Whuts juggalin muhfackos!?!? Ok so first off i have to address this
whole "Zug Island" thing. I cant even count how many ninjaz came up
to me or IM'd me asking me if i'd heard the new Zug Island tracks.
To this moment i havent but i gotta say its a big msytery for as
many juggalos who have asked i dont know of any who have heard. But
you can now hear it juggalos. Hit up this link and download the song
LIKE A RIVER mp3. Now for those wondering jes like me who or whut
the fuck ZUG ISLAND is well heres tha story....
12/3/01 Oceano California
this but the way sean tells it some guy bump'd into me at the bar and once he saw that
i'm a man sized psycho juggalo he quickly appologized, but i still punked him out, and
made him cry in front of his girl. i don;t remeber but sorry to whoever that was. then
supposeedly i started spittin game to the urinal in the bathroom so sean did what he
always does, drag'd me outta the bar and kept me outta jail but it don;t stop there.
on the walk back to seans ( he lives stumbleing distance from the bars) some homless
guys where breakdancein for change, me being the worlds biggest fan of breakin , i stop
to watch and start talkin some drunkin ramble about how breakin was the best movie ever
made, well this filty pop locker said "naw man turbo suck'd and that movie was weak, the
piolet was the shit, hell breakin 2 was better" weli i said " fuck the electic boogaloo!"
and pulled my knife, lucky they both took off runnin an sean was able to drag me to his
house b4 any cops could get to me. so in short i guess it's tyme i cut down on the hard
liquer, well at least the really hard stuff like 151 and 100 proof smirnoff, i'll juss
stick to budwieser and smirnoff ice, and the occasional rum and coke juss to ad some spice
to my life. also look for eveil twins multi platinum explosive hit uderground single
"JUST JUGGALOS" to be streamin from our site very soon. But for now you must click here
and check out there other tracks and cd coming out CLICK HERE. i'm out MCL
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What up magic magic ninjas.....11/29/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
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What up Necromancers.....
11-29-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
Ok so recently i came across some bootleg shit that i hope i can soon
put and end to. Yes juggalos 
apparently
someone is making bootleg shirts of urs truly and i aint gettin PAID! So
if you see anyone sellin these shirts DONT BUY EM!!
11-27-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
Whuts Juggalin ninjaz!?!? Well urs truly once again put together
another award winning interview on the "World Famous" Psycho Juggalos
Hotline. This time i had a 1 on 1 with the creators of the controverisal
end to all boredom game MORTONS LIST. The interview was tha shit
and i wanna thank Tall Jess and Ncubed for hookin it up like whut.
All you eager muhfuckers can peep out the interview now by callin up
(310)842-5005, or wait till its streaming online on the official hotline
page here at M500. Either way you'll get the full flava and get to know
a lil more about Mortons List....get your copy NOW!
Click here for your own copy of Mortons List. and click here for
NNN, Rob, and Jess's Site.
Thank you for coming and making such a wonderful day happen. It was really
great hanging out with everyone. Playing Morton's List was the bomb - I've
had the game since the gathering and this was my 1st chance to play it --
thank's Alex and John (who bought it that day and opened it for all of us
to play). We went on 4 different missions, well I only actually
participated in the first 3, the last one was - make a spectacle of
yourself in public - it was getting just a little to chilly for me at that
time to be goofing around outside. If you haven't played Morton's List yet
maybe we can all get together some time in the not too distant future to
play with the Milenko 500 store as our home base. I really enjoy hanging
out with everyone and give prop's to all who came by the store. Big prop's
out also to the Mom's who came in and are going to make some juggalo's
really happy when they open presents at Christmas. Much Clown Luv :)
Missy and Justin (my son) and Josh (his friend)"
11/26/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
up got a free milenko 500 t shirt and missy's auto graph. Phat props to missy for being here
and hooking the juggalos up. Were holding it down on the west coast and juggalos
out hear are hyped. At one point we knew we were officialy open when 2 cop cars showed up. It turnes out
that juggalos were tagin the town up with ICP and Juggalo Graphity. Not only that but mortons list
was Ultra Contraversial. We played Mortons list all day long with Missy as the Master. At one point there
was this task of making a scene in public. Well it said specificly dont do things like, Direct traffic
or illegel things......so next thing you know juggalos our out Directin Traffic like Traffic Cops gettin crazy ill. It was
off the heazy! Mortons List Made a Big impresion on everyone cause the game was so fun and so
fresh. Everyone who got mortons list yesterday got a Free Mortons List Poster (2 sided) and stickers complements of
Nathan (nnn), Jumpsteady, and Tall Jess, over at Mortons List, Thanx Guys that realy boosted it
and people LOVE the list!! Other than that you can check out the pictures to see the ninjas that came here. We had people
from Sacramento, Visila, Fresno, L.A. Frisco, San Diego, and even as far as Ariozona. Str8 up i want to
thank all the ninjas that showed up and supported us. We will be workin our asses off as
we have been, to continue to bring the flavor out here for yall, I hope that we can keep doing this
for a long time. Thanx for the support also of psychopathic records I hope we continue on this
path for a long time. Everyone know's we'll do our part 10 fold.
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What up Neck Cuttas.....11/24/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
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What up you Maggot Faced Maniac
Killas.....11/19/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
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WHAT UP Serial Slaughtering
Strangulars.....
11-15-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
So its like this...i've jes come out of the local drug store having
performed an armed robbery. Its common knowledge that the police
in LA take quite a while to respond to any real crimes so i figure
i have time to kick it in my car and chill. Im bumpin the new BLAZE
and i look up in my rear view and I see a kid walking home from skool
but he was wearing Hatchetman T-shirt. So immediately im thinkin
i can impress him by telling how many women i've slept with so i
mobbed over to him to say whut up cuz i'd never seena juggalo in
the arear i was in. So after bs'ing for 10min i asked him whut
his fav Juggalo wesbite was and he said Milenko500. So at first
i thought maybe i was wearin my M500 shirt but i wasnt so i gotta
give him props for that..anyway...Matt aka Juggalo40 in Burbank
madd props fro us here at M500. WOO WOO
11/15/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
What up yall. I saw Phife Dog In Concert at a bar Caled SLO BREW (SLO= San Luis Obispo).
Phife was one of the main members in A TRIBE CALLED QUEST. For all yall that dont know
that old school rap group included Q-tip(K.Fareed), Phife Dog(M.Talyor)and Ali Shaeed Muhammad.
i know your thinkin thats some bull mah fukin shit!! Your also Probobly also sayin
Fuck nah Phife is dead or hell nah he gota be at least 55 by now. Well thats why i scanned my
ticket for proof. Phife was tearin it up though. Old school on point MC Style. Some rappers
like the opening group just bust out and rap, well phife being from the old school was like a one
man hype man, mc, rapper, Dj, And security. A one man show. He is bout 5 foot 5 inches tall at the most.
I give it up though the bar was helly packed and i got my 15$ worth. I say i got my $'s worth cause
he put alot of effort into it even though it was just a bar. Phife after the show was in the parking lot
just chillin, no one even walked up to him. So I rolled by him on the way home
wearing a Psychopathic Baseball Jersey. I said what up to him and he said "What up insane clown posse"
I kept rollin cause i was tore up on Long Island Iced Tea's. My first time drinkin those, and last. thats all i gota
say bout that.
vegas wearing one of these (witch he ownes) when he went up to get change for hundred at a change booth.
Well when he asked for change the lady behind the counter asked to see his I.D. when he went to get
his wallet she saw his watch and said .....and i quote "Im Very sorry sir, never mind here you go" and told him
to she didnt need to see his id. DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU LOOK RITCH AS FUCK wearing this watch even though its
very inexpensive. A watch like this if it was real Diamonds would go for at least
half a million dollors. 2 dope saw my watch and was like what, is that real i gota ask, i said
hell nah! He then went to the back of the buss and pulled out his real deal big baller
iced out of controll Rolex, i even put it on it was flosin season, when/if i can afford a
20K + watch i dont think id ever wear it, cause getting robbed for a fake watch or mugged for one
is alot cooler than the real deal getting mugged off ya. Str8 up the rober would feel like an ass
and he would be the one robbed when he finds out he stole a FoE Ice Watch!!. Other psychopathic crew besides Big Green owning baller watches from milenko 500
include, Matt Davis, Too Tuff Tony,
Tom Dubb, Barry,
Sinn of zug island, Anybody Killa,
and Jay Dirty. Other than all that bout the watches see a great
view of the watch for your self by clicking on the picture of it.
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What up juggular juggaling
juggalos.....11/10/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
11/09/01 Oceano California EMAIL ME HERE
WOO WOO SHUP SHUCKA"S. the M500 store is in effect off the hook, over the top, blowin up
and pullin bitches like WHUT? we juss moved in our glass case which i moved in almost by myself
(seans likes
to act like he's lifting and really doin nuthin) so we got our shit set up and tomorows
first day open, open meaning we got our stuff up enough to where we can have
customers and go live, but for all you ninja's don't worry if you can't make it tomorow becuz
the 25th is the official
grand opening where we'll have pony rides and an inflateable jumping room in the parkin lot
along with teenage
strippers passed out in the back of my car.
Also be on the lookout for super seacret
famous
speacial guests. But be ready. I put up with NO SHIT. Shoplifters will get cut. Survivors
will get
cut again. Also to all the h8'ers pleez stopp sendin us anthrax letters. We've bin hireing
illegal cuban boat childen
to open our mail but we've gone threw 3 already and it's gettin hard to hide the bodies.
so see you tomorow ninja's
and you best bring in some $$ cuz if your juss in here lookin for free shit then i'll
make you use the bathroom
after CLOWN E LOVE and all you will leave with is a nasty case of herpes.
ok i'm out MCL oh and EVEY ONE WHO COMES TO THE GRAND OPENING GETS A FREE
MILENKO 500 .com T-SHirt. White with our devistating baseball logo on the front
in forest green.
11-8-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
Cali Wrasslin juggalos! Peep it....the Hardcore Champ himself, Psychopathics own Rudeboy
will be wrestling in Cali this Nov. 26th!
RollerKing Arena
on the Psycho Juggalos Hotline. Finally all the questions you had or havent had about
Mortons List will get answered. Everyone knows its game....but no one knows much else
its been shrouded in mystery....perhaps cuz no one was brave enuff to inquire whut the fuck
it is and what can it do to end boredom. Theres been speculation and even some answers
to some questions...but not like this....ima get to the bottom of whut the dealio is for
all you ninjaz. If any of you got any questions you'd like me to ask hook it up and
email me and i'll ask for you and give u props...stay tuned ninjaz....
11-7-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
Woo Woo...WTF IS JUGGALIN NINJAZ?!? Ok so its like this. I mobbed up today
to the M500 Headquarters
and home office in Central Cali cuz i wanted to peep how the new walk in
store is coming along. Also Mike
has my collection of Crack Whore Midget Porn so i wanted to get that shit
back before he ruines it. Anyway i walked into the office
and low and behold the office had now transformed into an off the heazzy fo
sheezy STORE! I couldnt
believe my eyes....i think i creamed my pants several times. Plus we aint
even DONE YET! We got
glass cases coming helly soon and all the hats and beanies, stickers,
pipes, patches and whut not
will be on display. (click on the pics for an enlargment)Think of Hot Topic or Spencers but with just Psychopathic and
Juggalo Merch. Rumor
has it theres also a Customer Service department where u can line up to get
punched in the face
by SoftcoreMike. The grand opening is coming juggalos and u dont wanna miss
it. Fo sho this store
is gonna be tha shit when its finally done!
11/07/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
What up yall! I added a few new items to the store that i wanted to note. We added the
red C.O.C. T shirt in size xl. Dope shirt i duno why we just now added it to the store but
at least its up in the "Hizo" now. Also added was the Real Leather Psychopathic Chain Wallett.
Dope wallet that comes with a hatchet man stanped into the leather like it was branded. Also
ill be adding some head shop items today such as the 2 new pipes, some Joker Rolling papers for
rolling up the phaties, and a hand scale for weighin yo shit up to make sure mah fako's
aint rippin you off. Also we put back up the "we dont Die" Twiztid shirt so we got that
back instock for yall.
put these up and drill and anchor 250 screws. We got pic of us after the 1st wall was half way done.
Today we got 3 more walls to do and mad more screws to drill. Wish us luck this is gona be
awsome, and better be after all the time and $ i have put into this.
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GlenBurnie MD 11/07/01
WHAT UP DEAD HOMIES..... 11/05/01 Oceano California 
HEY HEY HEY WHAT UP NINJA"S, ok it's like this, anyone who's bin down with this site
since WAY back
in the day might remeber SKS ( aka scott ashlock) he help'd start the site way back and
was seans
old roomate. ( BE SURE TO CLICK THE LIL THUMB NAIL FOR THE FULL PICTURE) well anyway HE"S DEAD. ok maybe not but many ppl wish he was, look at these
pics of
his poor soul passed out in back of lupes house in oceano. he's bin livein in the chicken koop
behind the house
for 2 monthes and nobody, not even lupe knew it untill he found him passed put and took
these pics ( i dont know
how he couldn't have known scott was livein there., you can always tell when scotts bin
to your house
becuz the trash cans are all turn'd over and the dog is pregnant). Any ways i want
to mention
that in the pic the dog is eating SKS"s vomit from 3 40'oz's of 211 Steel Reasurve.
Any
one who knows malt liquor will understand that 3 of these is lethal and this is an
every
day thing. Folks this may look funny but let me tell you this is truly sad. Recently he
was living in his car ( the icp sticker mobile ) but they towed it away....ever herd of
some one
getting there house inpounded??? there ya go. Its possible to email his poor soal
at this email (carnalascetic@hotmail.com)
adress but he's using a 1986 comador 64 so dont expect much considering
its a Pedel Powered PC.(souped up calculator). Wish him luck with his problem juggalos.
If your interested in seeing a pic of him in his "Sane" state i got a
Pic of me and SKS so click here.
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What up Maniac killas.....11/03/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
HALLOWICKED WAS.I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE! WHEN I ARRIVED I HOOKED UP WITH MY
ONLINE FREINDS FROM DETROIT WHO HOOKED ME UP WITH A AWESOME HOTEL AND TOOK
GOOD CARE OF MY OLD ASS! THESE PEOPLE ARE FOR REAL,- THANK YOU
NECRONOMICONMCL,ANGIE YOU GUYS ARE THE SHIT!. THE DAY OF THE SHOW WE WERE
KICKIN IT IN ANGIES ROOM SMOKING AND DRINKIN WITH ANYBODY KILLER WHO WAS ONE
COOL MUTHAFUKER! WE HEADED OFF TO HOT HITS FOR BLAZES SIGNING,MAN THIS RECORD
STORE WAS FULL OF PSYCHOPATHIC GOODIES! FROM THERE WE HEADED TO THE
FAIRGROUNDS TO CATCH THE SHOW! MAN WE GOT THER AND IT WAS LIKE FUK! TONS OF
JUGGLOS AND A MILE LONG LINE OF CARS TO GET IN.WELL AFTER I GOT IN IN THE SHOW
I YANKED THE CAMERA FROM UNDER MY NUT SAC AND WAS READY FOR BATTLE! AFTER THE
SHOW WE WERE HEADIN TO THE AFTER PARTY,BUT AFTER A SHORT WALK THROUGH THE
PARKIN LOT ONE OF MY BROS COLLAPSED AND BROKE DOWN IN A SWEAT I WAS LIKE FUK
WHATS WRONG! COME TO FIND OUT MY BRO HAD MS SO WE HEADED BACK TO THE HOTEL!
LATER THAT NIGHT ANGIE SHOWED UP WITH ANYBODY KILLA AND SOME OF THE
PYSCHOPTHIC CREW! THE PARTY CONTINUED! I FELT SORRY FOR ALL THESE GUYS CUZ
THEY HAD NO WEED! I WAS LIKE FUK WERE'S SEAN AND MIKE WHEN YA NEED THEM!!!
WELL NE WAYS THE MORNIN CAME WE ALL WENT OUT FOR BREAKFAST NAD SHORTLY AFTER
THAT I WAS OFF TO THE AIRPORT,COME TO FIND OUT THER WAS A BOMB SCARE AND THEY
WERE HIGH ON ALERT..I SAID MY PREYE RS WHEN I GOT ON THE PLANE GOD IF THERS A
BOMB ON HERE I HOPE IT'S UNDER MY ASS!!! WELL THATS IT...THANX TO ALL THE
DETROIT PEOPLE WHO SHOWED ME LOVE- NECRONOMICONMCL,ANGIE,JAIME,ABBIE,HAVIK THE
LADIE MAN,ANYBODY KILLA,MABUS,BONES,BRAD,JUSTIN,LUNICE U OWE ANGIE A NEW
JERSY! AND NE ONE I MISSED.
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GlenBurnie MD 11/02/01
Hey Homies, Remember takin a pic for milenko 500? Well here they are.
They were from the DC crowd and the
other pics were from Jasons Woods. That dude with the white eyes is
my homie Carlton of Carnage. The pics are in THumb Nail Form so click on them for
the larger size. Mad props to The Green Goblin, Echo, Mc K dog nasty Mc Ree, Andy from
the kfc, jethro, Tiny Tim, The Red Barron, June Bug, Crazy Legs, and to my motha fuckin homie
MC-DJ-Ill-Bust-in-yo-house-and-take-all-yo-shit!! Peace yall
11-2-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES....whut the fuck is juggalin ninjaz?!? From whut i heard Hallowicked
was the shit...so madd props goes out to Psychopathic for once again puttin on the bomb show.
Well ninjaz...i got the movies section back up and running....theres 3 NEW REVIEWS to check
out..done by you the juggalos of course..so peep them at the Movie Reviews Section. Yall
are sending in some dope ass reviews so keep them coming. Today is friday and my bitch ass
is gonna be front and center to go see Monsters Inc. ..yea thats right i said it...Monsters
Inc... that bitch ass cartoon movie....i been dying to see that....for all you juggalos that
are too down to go see it ..thats ok...i'll go with ur loopy ass girlfriends BLAH! I'll have
a review on it after i see that bitch. Remember if you got a movie review of a movie u think juggalos
would wanna see email me and i'll post it like whut!?!
a little more ripe if you will...well thats cuz theres something coming out soon in stores and its
the SHIT.....thats right...Forgotten Freshness 3! In stores hopefully this December 18th. It will have
tracks the likes of which you havent heard since The Fat Boys.....Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope have once
again compiled old songs, new scrapped songs and whut not to put together on one album and it'll be
out in stores in time for Merry Fuckin Xmas......so check nuts and get that shit!
11/02/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
11/01/01 Oceano California
11-1-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
Juggalos....real quick i wanna let yall know about the HATCHET RISING Tour Date
in Grand Rapids MI, tomorrow night. Theres been rumors that the show has been
sold out. however i was on the phone with a very hungover Rudeboy this mornin
and he told me to go fuck myself..but then he said that the Grand Rapids Show
for this friday night has NOT SOLD OUT. Juggalos who attended Hallowicked and
other ninjaz as well can STILL purchase tickets for tomorrow nights show. So
get ur tickets ASAP muhfackos!! Woo Woo and MCL serial killaz! Oh Wait i wanted to post
this ultra fresh review of the Risin tour.
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GlenBurnie MD 10/01/01
What up Carnival sideshow
freeks.....
10-30-2001 Los Angeles California WAR Zone
Woo Woo..whuts juggalin ninjaz?!?! Time for another award winning update from
the offical spokesman of Baby-B-Gone. Well ninjaz....i've tallied up the votes
from all you juggalos out there for your favorite movie Serial Killa..and
although there were some honorable mentions like.....Jason, Freddy Krugar, Blade
from Puppetmaster, Chucky....even the Leprechaun oh yea and somehow O.J. got in there
But ultimatlely yall chose the most ruthless, relentless, psychopathic ninja out there...and im proud to say that i also voted for him.....MICHAEL MYERS. So this Hallowicked lets all give
a big WOO WOO to the killer with the most votes, Michael Myers.
10/30/01 Oceano California 
HEY HEY HEY WHAT UP NINJA'S, shit's goin down big tyme here at the M500 camp,
although
i will not be able to attend blazes relese party myself, i'm goin to have my own
blaze party
which will involve me gettin hammer;d and burnin bowls alone in my bathroom and
talkin to myself in the mirror then cryin myself to sleep.
so it'll be almost as kool. i wish i could be there but my doctor, (AKA sean)
says i have anthrax spores on my skin bag (AKA the twinz)
and shouldn't be on a plane, no but seriously, me an sean got some madd holloween plans
and we
want YOU to be involved, ok i lied we're juss gonna watch porno movies (such classics as
"crocodile dun me" "head games" and "the loin king") at his house, and since i'm double
jointed at the waist, i might give myself a lap dance and hope sean don't call the
cops.
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GlenBurnie MD 10/29/01
What up Axe murderers, Serial killas, and
Freeks of the night.....10/28/01 S.L.O. California
What up yall! Juggalos Blaze's Cd is so devistating, im sure that all you will be raving bout it
here in a few days when they arrive at your door. This cd is so perfect for your car if you
got a phat stero system. Duno maybe Im just a HUGE blaze fan but as of now ONE LESS G IN DA HOOD is
my favorite cd. I got all the lyrics stuck in my head, i wake up rapin. He is so ill and
his lyrics are fukin O.G., talkin bout fillin dimples and drinkin dush bags!!LOL HELL"S YA.
His Songs all revolve around these things, Radiers Caps, 1989, Being Dead, Caskits, Fermaldihide,
Ghetto ho's, Blood, Blunts n Chronic, his Nigga's, and Maggot's. Yes Blaze is fuckin off the heazy
but what makes this CD over the top is Anybody Killa.
called "Swallow My Goo". We got this in perfect mp3 format for you to download. If i was you
i would download it and keep coming back to the site for the rest of the tracks we drop then after collecting
about 10 - 15 of his old school songs burn it to cd and play it in your ride. The things you gota do it in a row
cause I take the song down off the server once a new one is added. To download Swallow my goo Scroll down and
under the pic of the psychopathic family you will find our mp3 seciton.
10-26-2001 Los Angeles California FUN Zone
BITCH YOU'ZE A HOOD RAT IM JES TRYING TO FUCK, DO IT LIKE A RAT FACE DOWN ASS UP!
Sup Juggalos...its ya deadbodylovin homie CLown E back up in this beeyaach! Its friday
finally so now we as juggalos can chill and get prepared for the most devastating holiday
there is.....HALLOWEEN..thats right. Aight peep this....my computers acting stale right now
so im not able to update the Movies Page jes yet...but it'll be fixed soon. In the mean
time keep sending in those movie reviews. Last night i watched two fresh ass DVDS..one was that
"Boogeymen" compilation collection of movie serial killaz that Jamie Madrox mentioned on his
hotline that i will review for yall and the other was this mind fuck of a movie called
Memento...which if ur an avid movie watcher like me and like suspense thrillers ur definately
going to want to see this shit...i'll also post those reviews up soon.
Whos that in that van over there? Could it be? Is that Mr. T and Hannibal? FUCK NAH!! Thats none other
than Rudeboy YA Drunk Homie and that muhfuckin DON Mega Jumpsteady!! Ninjaz peep out tha Dates and Locations
of where the Psychopathic Superstore is gonna hit up local Comic Cons and CD Shows. Show them ninjaz love
and show up if they're in your town even if u aint gonna buy shit show up and chill with Rudy and Jump!
They're gonna have all kinds of new AND RARE merch that u cant buy online so make sure to save yo skrilla
and make it to these upcoming dates!
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Super Comic Show November 11, 2001 Tebala Shrine Temple 7910 Newburg Rockford, IL Admission: $2 Showtime: 9:30 am - 4:00 pm #2. 18th Triad Toy, Doll, & Sportscard Expo November 17th & 18th, 2001 Greensboro Coliseum Complex Greensboro, NC Saturday 10 AM - 5 PM Sunday 10 AM - 4 PM |
#3. Pittsburgh Toy & Comic Con December 1 & 2, 2001 Monroeville Mall Ext 6 PA Turnpike Monroeville, PA Showtime: 10 AM to 4 PM Admission: $5 #4. Minneapolis Record Show December 8, 2001 VFW Hall 2916 Lyndale Ave. Minneapolis, MN Show Hours: 10 AM - 4 PM Admission: $2 |
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GlenBurnie MD 10/25/01
What up Dark Lotus Family.....
10-24-2001 Los Angeles California WAR ZONE
Sup ninjaz!?!? Its ur dead body lovin homie Clown E back up in this bitch. Peep out the latest
addition to the MOVIE REVIEWS section done by a juggalo by the name of Maddnizz. The movie
is called "Vampire Journals". Dont forget if you got a movie u wanna see up on there email me and
i'll hook it up like whut? Yae yae
ICP at a Hanuted House?
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GlenBurnie MD 10/23/01
What up Neck Cuttas.....
nedens, holla at me. I'm sure we could work something out. Well, onto some
last minute news before I'm off to visit the Dark Carnival. Ill be seein blaze ya
dead homie Live but yall can get his new cd Here today jumpin off for ya. 10/21/01 Oceano California 
heard M500 is not just an internet store anymore, sean strap'ed a
diaper on me and is feedin me nuthin but speed and hi-c so i can
hurry up an get the store ready for the chirstmas rush. How did
this happen you ask? well the filthy hippies who run Gratful family
Promotions next door couldn't
pay rent so sean told um that we're opening a store and kick'd um
in the nuts from behind and burn'd um with there own insence
sticks. When they tried to fight back sean stomp'd there sandle
wearin feet and chased um off.
10/20/01 S.L.O. California
the effort.
10-20-2001 Los Angeles California WAR ZONE
Juggalos...peep out the latest addition to the MOVIE REVIEWS section. Its done
by urs truly. Yah i know i been laggin on that page but from now on imma update
that bitch everyday. Yall gotta help me though. I know theres ninjaz out there
that besides smokin bowls and eating, watch nothing but movies all day. So if u seen
a movie that you think juggalos would like...email me a review of that movie and
i'll post it on the movies reviews section and give u credit for it. It could be
any kind of movie...horror...WHORE, comedy, PORN, action, MIDGET PORN, i dont
give a fuck....so peep out the latest addition BOOK OF SHADOWS...and send in yo
movie reviews!!
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GlenBurnie MD 10/20/01
What up Dead Homies.....10/19/01 S.L.O. California
Hallowicked 2001 Logo today that will be on T shirts and Posters for this years event. I
herd the songs for this years Hallowicked when Jay played em to me and this year is gona
be devastating. So if you need tix you can click on the Hallowicked Logo on the right side there.
10/18/01 S.L.O. California
What up yall, We added some flavor in our mp3 section on the right panel of this frame. Its old
school rapper paris. Me and softcore grew up listen to this. In fact the cd we ripped this "Bush Killa" song
from is the original cd that SoFtCoReMiKe bought back in 1992. He was revolutionary when
he came out with this song as it was the 1st rap song threating the president witch is a
fedral offense. They let it slide. On the back of this cd infact you will find Don of the
Government General Colin Powell. email
GlenBurnie MD 10/18/01
What up Cryptic Creatures.....
10-17-2001 Los Angeles California WAR ZONE
Sup nijaz?!? Whuts juggalin? Yea its been a while but i've been recovering from the
deadly anthrax virus. See i got it when i got my usual issue of "Jailbait Nedens"
and i failed to notice the white powedery substance that was in the envelope.
Anyway im getting better but now i cough up pieces of lung and kidney from time to time
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GlenBurnie MD 10/14/01 What up Hatchet Rydas.....10/12/01 S.L.O. California
croud. #2 Synns cd Zug Island is done and just waiting its realese date here. Synns Voice is
very rock and he is a singer, id compare it to pearl jam sounding with 2 live crew lyrics. Very Dope.
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GlenBurnie MD 10/11/01
What up Wizards of the Ghettos.....
10-10-2001 Los Angeles California WAR Zone
Whuts Juggalin ninjaz?!? Im fuckin sick as fuck today so imma whore myself
out and say
yall wish me well. Anyway todays update is short but important. To start out I added
a pic of me and a striper on the way to the L.A. show you can CLICK here for the full pic. Anyways Yesterday i
posed a question
on here (read below update 10/9) about JUGGALOS and how it feels like we
losing that unity
that we once had and now some ninjaz jes dont give a fuck about other ninjaz
and shit like
that..well i got some responses from you the Juggalos out there and i wanna
post a couple on
here that had some valid points....if any u ninjaz got ur own opinions feel
free to email me.
10/09/01 Oceano California
10-9-2001 Los Angeles California WAR Zone
JUGGALOS! Whuts poppin as mah homie Jesse aka Fear would say. Peep out the
Psycho Juggalos Hotline page a little later to download the helly fresh
Rudeboy interview i did recently. I lagged on gettin that shit up but its
goin up finally for those who havent heard it yet. Plus if you call the
hotline right muhfuckin NOW!! u can hear a very drunk CLown E Love and
a child molesting SoftcoreMike (talkin bout luring girls with plush toys)
update straight from the Ventura Cali Hathctet Rising tour date this past
Sunday. Peep it b4 it gets erased!!
10-8-2001 Los Angeles California WAR Zone
Whuts juggalin ninjaz?!?!? Im back! Dont know where i went but apparently im
back
so fuck off. Last night was the 2nd Hatchtet Rising Tour date that i hit up
and it
was off the hook. It was in Ventura California and madd juggalos and
juggalettes
were showing M500 Love sporting the gear and whut not. THe show from what i
remember
was good. SoftcoreMike and I being the typical macks that we are decided to
start
the evening off with a few drinks before we started throwin our game around.
Well after about 10 rejections and a few cases of Mike pulling the old
"Clown E's gay but im straight so wassup bitch" routine we thought it was
time for some more drinkin. During Blazes set me and the Don updated
the Psycho Juggalos Hotline and hung around the merch booth talking to
Psychopathics Geoff
and Tom Dubb who are both helly cool. Geoff, Softcore and me were all BLING
BLING'IN baller
style with our respective baller watches and chains. Im tellin you
ninjaz....if u ever wanna
be important enuff to have someone wanna jack you for ur shit...these baller
watches do the
trick everytime. 10/06/01 Oceano California 10/06/01 S.L.O. California
Ninja'S! I just got back from the Dark Lotus Tour and it was off the hook. Ill be seeing them agin this
sunday for our second leg of the tour. Well the show was off the hook and there is mad new merchandise there. I saw Green
Serial Killers Baseball Jerseys that say TWIZTID on the back in zz top letters. I saw Blaze Ya Dead Homie Hoodies, i saw the dope
new Hatchet Rising Tour T shirts, witch are the best tour shirts ever made.
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GlenBurnie MD 10/06/01
What up juggular juggaling
juggalos.....10/03/01 S.L.O. California
10/03/01 Oceano California 
10-3-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
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What up Maniac Killas.....10/02/01 S.L.O. California
What up yall! I have herd alot about the Dark Lotus tour and i cant wait to check it. Starting this Thur. Softcore and myself will be there
with Clown e and the rest of our crew drinkin and ballin outa controll. We will let yall
know how it is. In fact we will put a picture of the sixth jokers card up for yall to see.....
... LOL Just Kidding They'd Kill us!!
Super Star Psychopathic Employee and Comic Con Merch Booth Legend J Dirty just droped the bomb on his Hallowicked Gear. Jay Dirty will
be attending this years Hallowicked workin the show and pimpin at the same time. Jay will be in his superfly super
pimp suit, flossin diomands and blinging like what. There is a picture of J Dirty in his pimp suite here on the left
so all yall at hallowicked will know excactly who j is peep his pics and info here. And ladies notice the athletic
build J Dirty has been workin on all summer for yall.
Violent Jays' getting deep. Violent J is doing a Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock band! Jay is currently
askin for your opinion on it. The band would be a Back UP band with Gutiars, drums and bass but with
Super Old School Stylen DJ Shaggy 2 Dope along with Violent J as the Lead Singer. I know this would be fresh
cause i see a sort of Another Love Song but with a DJ mix in style music, maybe more like 50 bucks, i duno those
are aligations.09/29/01 S.L.O. California
Im stepin to yall for 3 reasons m500 juggalo. Peep this #1 the Dark Lotus Tour Has kicked off and psychopathics employees are off
on there US tour driving there tour busses thousands of miles for you, to bring you Dark Lotus!. #2 I want yall
to recogonize my Homie Big Green He is a Tour Hero when it comes to workin the tour.
Goeff Azzopardi is not only a friend of mine but some one yall should approch at the
shows and say
what up to because he's the type of psychopathic juggalo give you mad respect for
understanding that its not just the
Rappers putting the show on. Geoff is the Don of the Merchandise Booth having experience in both
comic convention psychopathic booths, but aloso running the whole show on the Twiztid Tour.
Just this last Comic Tour Jay Dirtay And Geoff Drove Hundreds of thousands of miles across
the United States
to bring you the flavor of psychopathic to conventions all over america. Just be sure when you
see Goeff at the shows tell him what up, n if he asks? "DO i know you?" say Milenko 500 hell know what up!
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GlenBurnie MD 09/28/01
WHAT UP MAGIC MAGIC NINJAS.....09/27/01 S.L.O. California
FREE REAL PLAYER 809/26/01 S.L.O. California
9-25-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
Whuts Juggalin ninjaz?!?! Your friendly neighborhood deadbody lover back up
in this bitch.....straight back
from sellin my Clown Planters.....some of yall might of seen me slangin them
bitches on freeway offramps
I'd like to thank those of you who DIDNT swerve to hit me......good lookin
out.
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GlenBurnie MD 09/23/01
What up Juggalos, Freekshows, and Neden
holes.....09/21/01 S.L.O. California
WOOO WOooooo! Ok yall milenko 500 has added even more devastating merchandise to make your
selection even fatter. We have obtained the very last to be made Twiztid Freekshow Visors. These
are exclusivly from the Twiztid Tour and resurected from the tour backstock to you. We have
em in White with the black logo, we have em in black with the white logo, and even black with a
white logo that has a green surround. I recomend picking one of these up as there not gona be around long, and
are super fresh looking for mad pimpin and easy livin. 
Madrox and The Monoxide Boogie on the front. Pretty dope shirt and its up there in the catagory of the Fuck off shirt, super balls shirt, Riddle box x mas shirt, as where
it will piss people off when you wear it. I recomend wearing it to family get togethers or church.
as they were limited print. This is ultra dope cause it sports the fresh Joe and Joey Records Logo on the bottom right hand corner of the poster. Not to mention
the fabulouse Twinkle and glisening ICED OUT shrimp Tray, Bling and Get your apetizer on. WOOO WOOOOO!!!
Well we also put up the last of the T.O.L. Posters. We dont intend on giving these posters away as there a dope item
that is sure to be on the ULTRA RARE list soon. 09/20/01 Oceano California 
juss gotta thank her for makein my day. It was extra dope of her to take off her jean shorts and hook us up
with shots of her wearing her white cotton thong while posing for the Halter Top Pics, (not hatchet man thong) this time she made us lay her
shorts over her panties for the pic we post, we tossed em on her box for the pic? Go Figure that, well we dont
give a fuck and put up the other pic! hopefuly we can all look forward to hatchet man thong pics
from the M500's new model.
Also look for CLOWN E LOVE at your local swap meet, or Freeway Offramp, he's invested his life saveings
(almost $80) in clown planters
so please buy one from him and let him wash your car windows, so he can finaly buy a happy meal and stop eating gravy
train.
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GlenBurnie MD 09/20/01
WHAT NINJA NECROMANCERS.....
9-19-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
Sup ninjaz....its your friendly neighborhood deadbody lover up in this piece. Well my cousin Ry Ry is now back in
D-Town as of yesterday so you know whut that means....the Hatchet Rising Tour is gettin ready to kick off !
Remember your first ICP concert....remember how you were all hyped about it hours before it started and after
you were jes mesmorized and left standin there lookin like a retard drippin wet with faygo....well for some ninjaz
this tour is gonna be their first ICP concert. That means their juggalo minds are gonna be warped by not only
ICP...not only TWIZTID....not only BLAZE and ANYBODYKILLA.....but they'll also see the devastating first
tour appearance of DARK LOTUS. Frankly i feel this might be a little too much for some ninjaz.....so i suggest
standing behind SoftcoreMike if ur going to any of the Cali shows...that way you'll only see parts of the show
as u try desperately to see past him as he does a full rendition of the "cabbage patch" throughout the concert.
Juggalettes.....peep out the extremely sexy NEW Halter Top Juggalette shirts here at the M500 store. These are brand
spankin new and we here at M500 endorse heavily the concept of showing off whut u got. These aint no shirts
for ya moms....but if u wanna become one.....heres a good way to go about it....get yours today!
Not one but two new items added to the store....also added are devastating new M500 Hoodies for the cold weather thats right
around the muhfuckin corner.......their chromed out with the Milenko500 Logo on them and they off the heazzy!
09/17/01 S.L.O. California
9-17-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
Damn yall seen that bucket of chicken SoftcoreMike was sportin in his update. Fuck.....jes makes me even prouder to be an American
to know that i can go out in this land of the free and buy a bucket of chicken. God Bless America.
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GlenBurnie MD 09/17/01
What up Milenko Dogs...09/15/01 S.L.O. California
Juggalos we have some new flavor in the store and some new flavor on the way. We have just added
the new Dark Green Mortons List Dark Carnival Games T shirt. This is a must see in our Spotlight
area of our store. Our new deal for you is this also. We are offering you a Psychopathic charm and a
iced out chain for 84.99 total. This is the best deal i have ever offered. The quality of the chain is gona make
you look like a millionair. We also added a new BLACK FACE big baller watch to the shop. This watch is
off the heazy fresh and ready to ship. Check out the store for all the flavor and new layout and buttons, for easier
acess and shopping. CLick here for the store. 09/15/01 Oceano California 
hey hey hey ninja's, what can i say, i'm as shocked as the rest of you. sean called me
at 730 am on tuesday and juss told me to turn on the news, first thing i heard was " the
biggest crime in the history of new york..." the first thing i thought was " OMG what has
old dirty bastard done now?!" i was relived to find out he was not involved, but sickend
when i found out what really happen'd. i mean hijackings, skyscraper terorrisim, WHERE THE
HELL WAS JOHN MCLAIN ( aka bruce willis from die hard). the only thing worse that the
accual terrorism was all the bulshit chain letters i got, chain letters may make you feel
better, but they don't help any of the victems. and juss to let you know, every tyme you
send a chain letter or IM, a puppy dies. ( how do i know? cuz every tyme i get a chain
message i stomp a puppy). Now everyone wants to bomb the middle east, I'm all for random
murders, but lets not blame the innocent. I've bin on the recieveing end of false
accusations and it sux (every tyme a high skool girl get clamidia within 50 miles of
me, my house gets raided). That was tuesday, wednesday i spent in the office juss
hangin out, me an sean couldn't do shipping becuz there where no flights. I was bored
an talkin shit when a red cross add came on the radio, sean said " fuckin mike you got
like 5 gallons of extra blood, you could save the whole top floor if you donated" so after
some convinceing and him callin me a pussy for half an hour i said fuck it, i'ma give me
some blood. so i'm at the hospital and after a long ass questionaire and me telling them 5
times that i don't have gonnorea, i finnaly get stuck with the needle, and after squeezing
a stess ball for 10 minutes they drian a 1 1/2 pints from me and i'm kinda buzzin a lil
bit, and some old lady is tellin me to drink plenty of liquids. So sean drives me to
his house to " chill" and when i asked for a drink, he gave me a rum and coke, followed
by a long island ice tea, followed by sumthin he called a " sure thing" i dunno what was
in it but it was blue and helly strong. usually i'm a marathon drinker, but this tyme 3
drinks and i was tore back due to lack of blood. so we hit up vons ( supermarket) to get
sumthin to BBQ and i'm hammered an waveing my lil american flag they gave me at the
hospital, and the first thing i did grab all the pita bread an throw it on the ground
an start stompin it while yellin " FUCK THIS MIDDLE EAST SHIT!! WE NEED TO BAN THIS CRAP!!"
ussualy i would get the cops called on me doin this stuff, but i got 3 ppl to join in an
agree with me. But i realized that this was racisim witch let me tell you i have experienced alot of in my life
so i realized this was wrong. I being mexican have been opresed and understand what its like to feel
the white man put me down. so after gettin some chicken an what not to BBQ and sean actin like he
didn't know me. we went back to his place and i passed out an woke up with the WORST EVER
hangover. some advice, don't drink after givein blood. that was wednesday and i'm juss
gettin better today. well MCL to the victems and what not. hopefully planes will be flying
soon so you all get your orders on tyme, and so i can make it to hollowicked. KEEP IT REAL
NINJA"S!!!
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GlenBurnie MD 09/14/01
9-13-2001 Los Angeles California
09/13/01 S.L.O. California
09/11/01 S.L.O. California
This is a tragic day Juggalos. Today Two planes flying from Boston to L.A. were high jacked and
flewn to N.Y. where they both crashed each into the Twin Towers witch get 150,000 visitors a day.
There is no question that we are at war. Also a plan from boston to San Francisco was highjacked and
flewn into the Pentagon. Every single ariplan in the sky has been grounded. Post Office, UPS, pasanger flights
every thing is grouned. The fate of the thousands who work in those twin skyscrapers
was unknown as rescue workers poured into lower Manhattan even as the financial
district shut down and much of the island was being evacuated. Another attack hit
the Pentagon in Washington, D.C
9-10-2001 Los Angeles California
Whuts juggalin muhfackos?!!? I havent been able to update lately cuz im trying to get some shit straight
in mah life...but anyway....im back for nizzow. with some freshness...so peep it like ur first porn magazine
She'll be helping me post the reviews YOU send in and whut not and adding her own lil flavor now and then...so peep
the movie page cuz shes started off by doing her own review of "The Thirteenth Floor" ...she goes by the nic "Popcorn Gurl"
heres a pic of her.....so ALL you ninjaz that have been sending in movie reviews can now send them to her at....
email
GlenBurnie MD 09/10/01
WHAT UP NEDEN ANIHILATORS.....09/07/01 S.L.O. California
Word on the Streets is that Blaze Ya Dead Homies 
CD comes out October 16th. I must say that this
is not soon enough. I cant say enough bout this arrival. This cd will be Legendary and rock the
dead. If you havent herd the new track you cant hurt me DOWNLOAD IT NOW cause its
helly fresh. Blaze puts it down hely gangsta n wicked. email
GlenBurnie MD 09/07/01
WHAT UP DEAD HOMIES!09/06/01 S.L.O. California
New Items added. We added the Rare "white" Twiztid Baseball hat flex fit. These were and are limited. Only for
tour. Get this before its gone cause its a limited item. 09/05/01 S.L.O. California
Juggalos today is a very special day. Today non other than Super Star Psychopathic Employee
LIL E turnes the BIG 24! Lil E works for Psychopathic Records and is celabrating
his birthday im sure with Hard Drinking and Strippers. Jay Dirty
being a resident profesional in attending the local strip bars of Detroit
would be the Tour Guide of choice for LIL E due to the Overwhelming amount of attention the
stripers give Vetrian Cabaret Patrin Jay Dirtay. All of us over here at Milenko 500
wish LIL E a
happy Birthday, as well as your friends as psychopathic.
The picture of Lil E is of him today being hoisted up on a crate carying him on a
Low Rider Trike inside the Psychopathic Records Merchindise Wharehouse. The same one from the gathering.
9-5-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
First off i wanna say congrats to M500 homie Lou Beso.....for somehow
snaking his way into my girlfriend's bedroom
and fuckin her till she couldnt see straight. Now normally i would be
pissed but see we swapped..i said he could
tap her and he gave me $20 bucks and a bottle of Capn Morgan. So im
straight.....woo to my gurl for takin it like champ
09/04/01 Oceano California 
WOO WOO WHAT UP NINJA's?!! first off i wanna thank everybody who show'd concern an clown love about my accident but after reading seans update things where unclear, here's what happen'd
. ok i stepp outta bull's ( bar) buzzin an lovein life an cross the street. well some fool in a tiny ass car was street racein and ran a stop sign
well instead of gettin ran over i thought i was jackie chan an tried to run OVER the car, but only got on the hood an flew over the top an ended up clutchin my "Skin Bag"(Exlusive m500 Word: means ball sack) in the middle if the street.
well these fools kept goin and wraped themselves around a phone pole and there not around for me to beat down anymore.
but yo seein as i'm MANSIZE i only got a couple bruises a cut and my hand and i probly won't have kids, ( at least none that i'll admit to)
so i'm back in the office an here to serve the dark carnival, so thank for the luv ninja's.
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GlenBurnie MD 09/04/01
WHAT UP SERIAL SLAUGHTERING STRANGULARS.
I love holidays! My weekend was devastating. Not that I did anything out
of the ordinary. It's just that I had more time to do.... well nothing.
Sometimes thats the best thing to do ya know. Well, I don't have much news
this time but here goes.
09/3/01 S.L.O. California 
Woo WOooo! Delusional over at RealJuggalos went to the
Dragon con Comic Convention. The Psychopathic Records crew was there representing. Tall Jess, Nerdy Naughty Nathan, and Jump Steady.
Peep out the Pictures from the Event HERE.
Looks like this game is taking off. I definity recomend it as the Milenko 500 Crew Plays Mortons List Every weekend.
To get a copy you can send Cash Check or money order in the amount of 36.00 + 5.50 shipping (3 day shipping priority 2.5 lb game)
to:
9-3-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
CALI JUGGALOS
Email
GlenBurnie MD 08/30/01
What up Chicken Hunters.08/30/01 S.L.O. California 
New Items today: Dark Lotus Sticker, and Red Jake Jeckel Football Jerseys. Where you might find on the official store
a Jack Jeckel Red Footall Jersey, only here on milenko 500 will you find the Jake Jeckel Football Jerseys. A while back
we bought all the Psychopathic Dazzle Jerseys. Well im sad to announce that the dope black one is no longer avalible (sold out like Carrot Top).
But we still do have a few Red Ones left. Just a few. I must say that the Dark Lotus Jersey still so far is the phreshest jersey
made. Blinging logo's on the front and back and made of a slick meterial. The new Psychopathic Rydas Jerseys are my 2nd favorite and in 3rd place its
the new White Psychopathic Records Football jersey. P.S. Folks the longer you wait on your Youth Gone Wild T shirt the worst off your gona be because they are in very low
quantities. Y.G.W. For Life Biatch!
8-30-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
WTF is Juggalin muhfackos!?!? Damn i forgot to steal one of them new Rydas Jerseys from the M500 office while i was
there. Yea im kickin myself for that one. Anyway....peep out the latest movie review on my page done by juggalo "Bean"
Its the movie SLC Punk....keep sendin in those reviews ninjaz...yae yae
08/29/01 S.L.O. California email Glen
Burnie MD 08/29/01
What up children of the LOTUS.08/27/01 S.L.O. California 
Just realed on the M500. Psychopathic Rydas Rydin Dirtay Jerseys.
Check it out Rydas! WOO WOOOO the new Psychopathic Rydas Jersey! This is off the hook! The Hatchet Man logo is holding a UZI instead of a meat cleaver, this is not a embroidered logo on the sholder its an actual patch. On the back is the #2 and in the front it sports the new rydas logo. This comes in size xxl and is made of the new football jersey meterial.
also new in the store are White, Black and Green Twiztid Bandana's. Get em quick cause for real we aint got that many.
08/27/01 S.L.O. California 
available in orginal and extra creamy, for sale exclusivly on the hatchet rising, but it's not on display, you have to ask
for Monixide for it by name.Does it work?
(not only will you not get her pregnant, but she will never get
pregnant for the rest of her life). And this comes in Pauls new
improved Super Expanding® Formula (See Pic) [Warning: The Superior Expanding Action
has been know to cause
nedens to blow out when Drinks or Hot wings are ingested]. cumming soon? look for jamie maddrox brand condoms ( talk about sensative, the tips cut off)
and rumor has it that violent j brand ruffies are in the works. psycopathic, they have the finger on the pulse of the juggalo's
and always hook us up with what we want. By the way this came from my Famouse "Un-Realible" Source who is known to
have alot of good "Home Made" information. He gets all his info str8 from the source, so you know it may or may not be legit, witch is the bomb.
8-27-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
Woo Woo...whuts JuggaLin' muhfackos?!?! Ur deadbody lovin homie here to drop some freshness for ya
pink sweaty neden style.....first off peep out the latest movie review on my page....todays movie is "Clerks"
Remember if you ninjaz got a movie review of a movie jes email it to me with ur name and i'll post it on the
ever growing list of "Juggalo" movies to watch on my page...yae yae.
08/25/01 S.L.O. California
Was up Juggalos, We got a new Side Section on the right side of the Milenko 500. On the right side
below the picture of the Psychopathic Family you will notice we have added a MP3 Music Sectionl. Where we will debuting
new and Rare MP3's. We will change it up every few days so get your hook up while you can. Some of the tracks are so rare that
the could probobly be in the class of Ultra Underground. The 1st song we got is from Juggalo Hodge's Collection. Its Anybody Killa
doing a track of his Ultra Rare CD Native Funk. The song is called boom. Most of the Songs will be from Hodges Fat stash of
music. Hodge has enough rare MP3's to keep this up for a while. So get your download on Juggalos.
Also the Milenko 500 Jerseys are off the hook! I definitly recomend these. There High Quality
and made to last. They Come in size XL and XXL. The Demand for this Jersey is high sinse we realesed it
a few days ago. Make sure you get yours asap. Any orders with that jersey involved always get the hook up.
Every one who ordered one thanx for representing m500 and Much Clown Love to you.|
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email Glen Burnie MD 08/25/01
What up drunken ninja masters.
The picture in this update is of me and non other than Super Star Wrestling Lady Gorgeouse George. Yes you
know who she is. The Macho Man Randy Savage's Ex Woman. Me and here hit it off realy well
and one day id like to be like Randy and pull ladies like Gorgeous George instead of all the ladies latly i been pullin who are more like Whorey Lori's. And the other
picture is of me an Blaze ya Dead homie who you may have herd drops his album the second week of October.
08/23/01 S.L.O. California
AYE WHAT UP NINJA"s,??!!! SOFTCOREMIKES back, and not the whack pussy whipped
softcore you seen lately, i mean THE REAL ME IS BACK i'm out to tap neddens
like gregory hinds. I have accually bin passin nedden up latly for stupid
reasons like 1. to young ( jail ainght worth it but probation is) 2. too
slutty ( god bless girls like you) or 3. not cute enuff ( beauty is only
a bottle of rum and a light switch away) so denae you can have me now ,
sonja i don;t care if you talk to much i'll hit it, and laura.. well lets
wait until that cold sore goes away and then we'll figure things out. cuz
no way AM I GONNA LOSE MY PLAYERS CARD!!!
and i'll leave it at that. The Dark Lotus instore was fresh, if you didn't
get a chance to see it, ya missed out. We got to CD Wharehouse at about
noon, and they were giving away wristbands, we got some for the 9-10 pm
time, and after driving 12 hours said fuck this, and I paid some juggalo $10
for his 7 pm wristband, (to get back on the road sooner). Well after
meeting tons of down ass ninjas, and drinking it up at the Dinkytowner, 7
pm rolled around, and the doors opened right on time, give or take a 15
minutes. Lotus was in full D.L paint of course and putting it down for the
juggalos as usual, with fat merchandise such as the psychopathic and twiztid
rags, and the psychopathic wind breaker style jackets, which were going for
a steal at only $45. Anyway we got our dark lotus autographs, and when I
pulled out the 2nd place art winner from the gathering 2001, Madrox dropped
a load in his pants and offered to buy it. (the painting is of the freekshow
cover) Paul said the same thing when he saw it. Well after saying wattup
to both joe's and blaze also, we were all asked to leave so they could let
more juggalos in, which kept the line running smoothly, and went outside to
kick it with the ninjas. All in all the signing was fresh as hell, and i'll
definately hit them up more in the future. I wanna give huge fucking props
to CD Wharehouse, and especially Zero, he's a down ass employee there, all
the people working at the cd wharehouse were cool as fuck and didn't mess
with us at all, thanks guys... And also to the Dinkytowner bar for showing
clown love and letting ninjas chill in their bar and not even ordering
anything, Dinkytowner is a fresh bar if your ever in Minneapolis, also props
to all the ninjas that helped contribute to the homeless guy "charlie" we
hooked him up with a 2 liter, 5 bucks, some cigs, and other smoking goodies.
He was the happiest guy ever, and he won't ever forget the juggalos, you
could tell he was touched, and thats what its all about, clown love. One
last person and I'm out.. Props to this ninjete I met named Barb, She's
dope as fuck and I'm gonna marry her someday. Well thats it juggalos,
thanks to juggalinko, and Mike for putting up my pics, and letting my
contribute to the juggalo world....MCL
08/22/01 San Luis California 
Woo woo, the hatchet rising tour most definity gona be the shit. Starting out
on the West Cost 3/4ths of the m500 crew are stoked. ME, Softcore, and Clown E all
live in cali. So we will definitly be hooking yall up on the 1st reports and pics from the event.
Witch im sure is gona be legendary. This news came from the King of Hardcore so you know its legit.
Email Glen Burnie MD 08/22/01
What up freeks of the night.
Good news ninjas. Remember how I told you I got a new cd burner. Well, I
made a cd of a ton of super fresh- mad rare songs for M500. I sent it out
to Jugalinko this week. It features old school songs from Anybody Killa,
Blaze, Twiztid, Mike E Clark, and more. Hope you killas enjoy em. Anyways,
onto some news.
8-21-2001 Los Angeles CA
8-20-2001 Los Angeles California
Email Me Glen Burnie MD 08/20/01
What up Magic Magic Ninjas.08/20/01 San Luis California 
Woo wooooo. Peep this. Yall may have herd that E-Magine (marzes record company) is suing
Psychopathic. You may have herd that its nothing but bad blood beteen them. Well let me clear
this up a lil bit. I know this from what E-Magine has told me. #1 There not sueing Psychopathic in
any way shape or form. Marz is not competing with ICP in any way. #2 Dark Lotus is only exposing
marz more and more to the world so there is no way that E-Magine wants them to pull it off the shelves
or recall it. #3 MARZ is okay with being out of Dark Lotus, he wishes them
well and is making major plans of his own right now. So basicly if your a marzalo stay down, and
just like Marz says "its all love".
8-20-2001
Whuts juggalin muhfackos......i wanna say Woo Woo to all the ninjaz i met up with at the Corporate Avenger Show this past friday night...the show
was tha shit. KMK showed up for one quick song...and it was quick......but anyway.....i took some pics so peep em ninjaz... CLICK HERE.....
08/18/01 San Luis California
Aight Juggalos, I just read Violent Jays word to the Juggalos. I will most definitly
keep my opinions on this to my self. I will tell you this. Make sure you get a few copies of
the Dark Lotus Currently Avalible in our store. Violent J himself even says in the newsletter
that that version with Marz will be Rare very soon. I will have enough of this cd for a lil while but
not too long as the demand is gona sky rocket here.
8-18-2001 Los Angeles California
Yae Yae...keep them BLAZE questions coming ninjaz.....i been gettin alot so woo woo...and stay tuned
to cuz tha 1-1 Blaze interview is coming conducted by urs truly on the Psycho Juggalos Hotline.
8-16-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
08/16/01 San Luis California 
08/16/01 Oceano California 
over 100$ gets 5.00$ taken right off the bill. The way it works is when you make a purchase
via credit card durring the check out it will ask you for a Discount Code, well thats where you type in Big!32Glisen. If you have placed
an order of 100.00$ or more it will automaticly give you 5.00$. This sale even works on sale items. So if you
want the New White psychopathic Records Jersey witch is on sale for 104.99 it will only cost you 99.99. Thats 10$ off
the Suggested Retail Price. So from me to you i offer you my
Big Glisen Super Sale. Offer only good on credit card orders only. Offer ends Monday the 20th.
email Glen Burnie MD 08/16/01
What up Serial Slaughtering Strangulars.
8-15-2001
Whuts Juggalin ninjaz....couple bits of info for u juggalos.....
1st off yall need to know that Jugalinko is workin his ass off trying to get this
new bank set up for creit card orders. Understand that the store is not open and
wont be untill tomorow at the earliest. I even called the credit card carrier to light
a fire under there asses and get em going. So expect our store back up soon.
08/13/01 S.L.O. California
8-13-2001
Whuts Juggalin Ninjaz...first off i wanna give props to mah homie the Rudeboy for givin M500 a lil holla holla on the ICP hotline
thanx homie.
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E-mail Glen Burnie MD 08/13/01
What up serial killas/neden thrillaz.08/11/01 S.L.O. California 08/11/01 Oceano California 
HEY WHAT UP NINJA"S ok lets get to business, first off
both Mikal Bivins and Bobby Brown
have bin in a war to be marz's replacement . but word has it that if a
deal isn't struck soon between the 2 of them , then nither will be in dark
lotus. instead all of new edition will open for 3 6 mafia on the hatchet
rising tour. keep in mind these are Super Ultra Mega Speculatory Alagations that are
all highly underground info that has
not yet bin confirmed but if and when it is remeber you saw it here first.
08/10/01 S.L.O. California 
email Glen Burnie MD 08/10/01
What up Hatchet Rydas.08/09/01 S.L.O. California 
woo woooo! Ok the 85 iroc is finaly out of Impound and back in the hands of the m500.
This iroc
is almost considered the company car. Click here
to see a pic of me and Clown E Love
just minutes before it was impounded for months. The pic in this update is a picture of
me showing Clown E Love the what nots, and in and outs of the car. This is a precision
machine and must be driven by profesionals only. 3.05 dual port injected Iroc Camero Z-28's will
go as fast as you want.
8-9-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
Sup ninjaz....ur homie Clown E back up on this bitch.....peep out tha
latest update on my Movie Page for the
next movie review of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". Fuck off.
I got some Comicon Dates for that ass...these are comic/ music conventions
that Psychopathics own Rudeboy
and Jumpsteady will be heading on to bring u ninjaz the latest and the
freshest Psychopathic Merch which
should include the devastating;y popular game Mortons List which is also
available here at the M500 store
if u cant make it to the conventions.
| Comic Book & Toy Show Aug 19, 2001 304 Highland Ave. South Attleboro, MS TN Knights of Columbus Hall America Admission $3 9am-4pm | Music Expo August 25th 2001 323 Cedar Bluff Rd. Knoxville, Budget Inn of Admission $12 10am-5pm |
8-8-2001 Los Angeles California
WTf is juggalin muhfackos. Middle of the week..almost friday..shit. Yesterday or five dayz ago i asked
whut juggalos' favorite DARK LOTUS song and well yall emailed me and the overall answer was "The Crows"
which i agree is a dark song. Mines still "Headache" though....so fuck off.
08/08/01 S.L.O. California
8-8-2001 Los Angales California Ghetto Zone
Whuts juggalin muhfackos...damn this past weekend blew. I fuckin woke up each morning
with a worse hangover than the night before. Thing is though i didnt even drink...but somehow
i was hungover...how fucked up is that?!? Anyway the only thing that got me through the weekend
was i finally got my copy of Psychopathic Rydas plus i was bumpin DARK LOTUS non stop
By far ny fav track off DL is "Headache" maybe cuz i had one all weekend but i still think that song
is fuckin off th hook, email me your fav DL song and tell me why its yo favorite..YAe Yae
.....anywayz enuff babbling...check out todays JUGGALO MOVIE REVIEW on
my page done by a sexy Juggalette named Juicy woo woo.....the movie is "Strangeland".
email Glen Burnie MD 08/07/01
What up Lotus pods.
I hope everbody had a killer, no serial killa weekend.
Clifftown Kentucky AKA Radcliff 8/7/2k1
08/07/01 S.L.O. California 08/03/01 Oceano California
WOO WOO, lemmie answer
your most ask'd questions, YES we have youth gone wild t-shirts but there sellin out
faster than coolio,
YES we have Dark Lotus Jerseys,,, and NO i don't care how much he look's like me
I"M NOT THE DADDY!
ok back to business check out the auction for our 5XL psycopathic baseball jersey ending soon.
now i went to the gathering and that was the only tyme i ever felt skinny, i KNOW there are ALOT of buffet ninja's out there
and where else are you gonna get a jersey that'll fit you, stopp tryin to squeeze into that streeched out t-shirt of yours and reprezent with some style
the only reason i'm sellin this one is cuz i have another of the exact same jersey so drop that 8 piece bucket and pick up the mouse an bid
it's a once in a life tyme chance. ok i'm out
MCL
8-3-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
Oh Yae Yae...friday is upon us juggalos...and if you're like me you got tha next two dayz off to sleep in
all day tomorrow and wake up pissed cuz u missed the whole day then wake up late on sunday
thinkin its saturday then realizing its not and gettin even more pissed.....till WWF Heat comes on
then ur aight....then ur pissed again cuz u realize u didnt do shit over the weeknd...then its back to
Monday.....FUCK!!....THats why friday is tha shit....time to go out and get wasted and laid...specifically
in that order.
e-mail Glen Burnie MD 08/03/01
What up Maggot faces.
What up Juggalos DeAdMaN-X back in the haugh. 08/02/01 S.L.O. California
 
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08-02-2001 Los Angales California Ghetto
Whuts Juggalin muhfackos. Got anutha movie review for u ninjaz....shit and also peep out my own Movie Review Page here on M500
with all my previous reviews done by all u ninjaz who sent some in. Thanx to Jug for hookin that shit up.
08/02/01 S.L.O. California 08/01/01 S.L.O. California 08/01/01 Oceano California
Clifftown Kentucky AKA Radcliff 7/31/2k1
7-31-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
this movie is Str8 up the shit it stars Damian Chapa as a half white half mexican who goes to move with his mexican cousins in east LA.his cosins are vatos locos and miklo(damian chapa) wants to be down, so he earns there respect and gets in the crew, but ends up in jail, and goes through the whole movie earning respect thing again. this movie has it all, fights , titties, car chase,jail rape, mutha fuckos getting dropped spine first on fire hydrants, mutha fuckas getting VL carved in there chest. this is my favorite movie of all time and made me wanna be a vato loco ever since the first time I saw it..and will make any one else wanna be a vato, LA ONDA, RASA STYLE!!!!!! LA FAMILIA!!!!
e-mail Glen Burnie MD 07/31/01
CELEBRITY BEAT DOWN ?
07/30/01 Oceano California
in my county is me. And let me tell you why,
I pimp BOTH of these big baller watches, it doesn't
matter if you got
stackes of Benjie's a foot high or if you keep your your food stamp's in a money
clip like me.
you will get MADD props and be big pimpin ALEX ABBISS STYLE. These will make you more
O.G than CAPT O.G. READMORE himself. You can get them here AT The MILENKO500 store
witch re-opens WEDNESDAY. We are Debuting these watches for our Grand Re-Opening
and practicly giving them away at only 34.99 each.
the Rude Boy and Tom Dub is on a comic convention tour with J DIRTY, i just want to
say this may or may not be true, this is Hear Say and What Have you, along with the fact that this might just be
harsh alagations.
This has
bin a windfall for less talented wrestlers to
gain fans in the absence of ring kings YOUTH GONE WILD. But this is heartbreakin
to real wrestleing fans like myself who apreciate such hyper talented indivduals like
tom and patrick, ill go as far even to say that Youth Gone Wild might be the Next JCW
Champions.
OK WELL THAT"S IT . MCL
P.S.
7-30-2001 City of Filthy Fuckin Angels. Cali
Whuts Juggalin Ninjaz?!?! Its Yo homie CLOWN E . Shit this weekend sucked ass cuz i was
broke with nothing to do cept sittin at home and jerkin off...which isnt that bad lemme tell ya.
But anywayz...im still broke from going to the Gathering. I think i need to think of ways to earn
some skrilla...any ideas email me yo.
Yo this movie is the fucking weirdest shit I've ever seen. I let my homie Rafael borrow it and he flipped out about it. It's directed by John Carpenter, one of the most demented, sick in the nugget muthafackos on the planet. It's about this insurance investigator that gets hired to find a missing horror writer for a publishing company, because he owes them his last book. Now this writer's shit is like mad scary and freaky, so it actually drives people crazy and shit. Anyway, this investigator figures out where the writer is, and he's supposed to be in this town he writes about called Hobb's End, but the thing is that the town isn't real. The writer made it up in his books, but the investigator says that there are lots of forgotten towns in America, so he goes to look for it, and really finds it, but it turns out that everything in the writer's previous books is coming true. Fucking cannibalism, people turning into demons, murder, black churches, it's some crazy shit. I don't wanna give away too much of the movie, but it's definitely fresh as hell and it sounds weird, but it's a must-see for a juggalo wantin' to get his face scared off, 'cause it gets up in your brain and shit. That's all, go rent or buy IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS.
07/29/01 S.L.O. California e-mail Glen Burnie MD 07/29/01
What up Big Wheelers, Kat Peelas.
07/28/01 S.L.O. California 
Clifftown Kentucky AKA Radcliff 7/28/2k107/27/01 Oceano California
WOO WOO WHAT UP NINJA"S, so we juss acomplished another record breaking day shipping here at the M500 club house,
we got juss about anything a real ninja might want, DOG BEATS CD? got it in limited #'s, BASS-MENT CUTS cd's got it. nakid pics
of underage juggalette's? you KNOW we got it. so hurry up an order from us so i can quite my other job as a male giggalo
, it was fun at first but now i juss cum dust an i need some sleep.
7-27-2001 City of Filthy Angels, California
JUGGALO MOVIES
The Balcony is open muhthafackos and im leaving sticky goo on the theater floor !!! Aight time for anutha movie
review....keep them bitches comin ninjaz email me yo movie reviews of movies u seen that u think juggalos
would like and YO shit will get posted on this bitch.....heres the review for todays movie....
7-26-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
the thing...so im left bleeding to death trying to put my original heart back in place all the while losing
oxygen to mah brain and losing consciouness about to die.....hmmm.....no more smokin bowls before
bedtime.
JUGGALO MOVIES
Woo woo...i been getting alot of responses for this new section of M500. If you've watched a movie that u think
juggalos would like. Email me the title and a brief review of it...like favorite lines, parts, shit like that and i'll post
em on here. Heres todays.....
Fresh ninja..thanx for the review...i peeped out a website on this movie and it does look helly fresh. Also Tovar35 wanted to know mah thoughts on the
movie Strangeland...well fuck...me and Ry
Ry both thought that movie was the BOMB....i'll leave it to one of yall though to review it. Jes email me at hotline@milenko500.com with your JUGGALO MOVIE REVIEWS
7-27-2001 City of Filthy Angels, California
JUGGALO MOVIES
The Balcony is open muhthafackos and im leaving sticky goo on the theater floor !!! Aight time for anutha movie
review....keep them bitches comin ninjaz email me yo movie reviews of movies u seen that u think juggalos
would like and YO shit will get posted on this bitch.....heres the review for todays movie....
7-26-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
the thing...so im left bleeding to death trying to put my original heart back in place all the while losing
oxygen to mah brain and losing consciouness about to die.....hmmm.....no more smokin bowls before
bedtime.
JUGGALO MOVIES
Woo woo...i been getting alot of responses for this new section of M500. If you've watched a movie that u think
juggalos would like. Email me the title and a brief review of it...like favorite lines, parts, shit like that and i'll post
em on here. Heres todays.....
Fresh ninja..thanx for the review...i peeped out a website on this movie and it does look helly fresh. Also Tovar35 wanted to know mah thoughts on the
movie Strangeland...well fuck...me and Ry Ry both thought that movie was the BOMB....i'll leave it to one of yall though to review it. Jes email me at hotline@milenko500.com with your JUGGALO MOVIE REVIEWS
07/26/01 S.L.O. California 
Props to Marzjuggalos.com for this interview with Marz.
Which is…I’m not exactly sure what happened, but I can tell you the official word from the icp camp is because so many icp related websites and so many icp fans were starting to talk about Marz, that kinda became a hinderance..for whatever reason, you know. So what they’re saying is..officially they’re saying that they had a problem with our record label…because our record label was talking to websites and shit..so, my official thing about it is I don’t know..you know what I mean…I have no fuckin idea what truly happened, and I probably will never know…
All I got ta say about all that shit is there ain’t gonna be no bad blood, I still got love for everybody..for icp and twiztid and blaze..and I hope they fuckin do great and do their thing, ya know..we’re movin on…and basically that’s about it
What up pods of the Lotus.
It's your juggular juggaling juggalo Hodge again.
Clifftown Kentucky AKA Radcliff 7/26/2k1
7-25-2001 Los Angales California Ghetto
recovering from the Gathering and whut not. Dont worry though i know its been covered enuff by ninjaz
already so imma jes say i had the best time. Phat props goes to mah cousin Ry Ry for workin hard and skoolin
his job like whut and to all the Psychopathic employees for puttin their heart and soul into that shit especially Jumpsteady.
and then they get shipped to the Vietnam War. If u ever wondered where the phrases "Me Love You Long time" and "Me So Horny" came from
well this movies the answer.....nuttin like gettin some cheap Poong Tang ! Woo Woo....its directed by Stanley Kurbick so if any u ninjaz know who he
is u know he also directed The Shining. One highlight in this movie for me was when a frustrated soldier who couldnt cut it in training blew his sergeant away then blew his fuckin brains out. SEMPER DIE ! Definately worth watchin muhfackos.
07/23/01 S.L.O. California
Gathering of the Juggalos 2001 Pics click here
the hatchet in full effect with fresh as all fuck merchindise. 1st place to look for them is at
the KY Collectors Convention. So all you Ky Juggalos get in your truck, bring all your kids and all there mom's
represent so they
know there's love in the same area the police shut em down. Thats right the same place where the Riots
went down. The police got rubber bullets, mace,
Peper spray, Tear gass, Full body kavity searches', and no clown love. There's no stoping the Juggalos
from getting the Psychopathic Flavor.
Imported all the way from Toledo Ohio
Gathering of the Juggalos 2001 to S.L.O. Cali M500 Home Office. Very Limited and few left. Get it while its around as there wont
be enough for everyone. There will be ill gathering flaver added to the store randomly for the next few weeks.
I feel it might have somthing to do
with the fact that Marz is signed to E-Magine Entertainment for 4 more albums and is
bound to that contract. 4 cd's is a long ways down the road and No Lawyer will help him
in this deal. I cant see Marz working out legaly on Dark Lotus as its
too much drama for the Record Companies.
Infact doing the Dark Lotus cd was an out of contract cd that E-Magine just looked the other
way about.
What up twiztid serial killin juggalos. Well, let me skip past all the
boring bullshit and get right back into my report of newz from the
GATHERING.07/23/01 S.L.O. California
Juggalos, the tales from the lotus pod page has had alot of people
adding there experiences. I have ruled out all the whack ones. Like people str8 up making shit up.
Its obviouse witch one's are true and witch ones are whack, im usualy not
one to judge (role of god) but this is your page run by me. Speculation has it that
blaze's cd will come out in october. Blaze is off the hook, his lines in Dark Lotus
and Rydin Dirtay are beyond amazing. Blaze's talent on the mic is gona sway fans from
all likes of people to the dark carnival. Thats what i think. 
07/23/01 S.F. California
Final Pic of me
