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What up Chicken
Hunters.....
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What up Big Money
Hustlas..... February 8th, 2002 Hall of Justice
February 8th, 2002 Hall of Justice
February 8th, 2002 Hall of Justice
Its
by far one of the dopest interviews i've ever seen cuz its about how he came up
in the game and how any of us juggalos can become a member of the upcoming street
teams that will be promoting the fuckin 6th Jokers Card! So peep it by clicking the
pic of Ry RY! To listen to the once great Psycho Juggalos hotline click here for the offical
page here on M500 of all the onez done by Ry Ry and Clown E.
02/08/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
This is xanax the clown dropping in on M500 thanks to my homies Juggalinko
and that crazy balla don dymond, MCL to clown-e and hodge too. Anyway
here's the deal. A down ass ninja is facing a 5 year sentence for
mariujana, apparantly this snitch is making up lies about a bunch of people
and getting them put away, he is my best friend, and it sucks to see him
like this, what I need to ask all you juggalos out there is to write this
ninja, and show him some love, odds are he's doin five years and for
what...so some guy can keep himself outta trouble... a HATER. He is down and
out and any letters showing him support honestly would keep the kid going,
it ain't easy on a ninja being locked up in our county here lookin at
federal prison, stuck with a bunch of biggots in our jail.. Please show
this ninja some support, here is a pick of him in his happier days, if you
don't want to write or can't make it to the post office, please feel free to
email me a letter with your address, i will print it and drop it at the jail
for him myself. email me at xanax@Milenko500.com
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GlenBurnie MD 02/09/02
What up Twiztid Serial
killin Juggalos02/07/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
Video 
Part 2 download 2-7-2002 Hall of Justice
02/07/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
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ANOTHER MP3 FOR YOU
NINJAS..... 2-4-2002 Hall of Justice
1 30 02 Ocean Cali Email Donn Dymond
WHAT UP JUGGALO"S?! (Be sure to Peep D6AD B6DY L6VER's and Mike Hodge's Updates below) this is DONN DYMOND makeing his first apperence here on M500
WHY AM I DONN DYMOND? well when i was on the tour buss with ICP, They were playing
us songs, well one song was so new i didnt know if it was on the 6th, so i asked
"IS THIS FROM THE 6th CARD" and Joe Bruce himself
yelled at me saying
" I WOULDNT PLAY SHIT FROM THE 6TH CARD, YOUR MIND COULDN"T HANDLE IT!!"
he was right SOFTCOREMIKE
is temporarly in hideing, silently reflecting and prepareing his mind
for the 6th jokers card. 
it's a fire hazard!! Don DYMOND sends Mr T his old
jewlery for x-mas, and MR.T eats DONN DYMOND cereal
(there's platinum in every box). DONN DYMOND doesn't perpatrate, he penetrates.
he can pass MD 20/20 off as hennesy and dodge giant child support payments in a single bound.
neil diamond and lou diamond phillips jock his name. fuck platnumbe he has a uranium card in his wallet.
Think he's lieing? It's always 20 degree's colder around him cuz of all that ice.
i think that's cuz you got health insurence and a mom who taught you the value of
livein right,my dad died of a venerial disease when i was a kid and my mom would
juss filled my thermos with peppermint shnapps and kicked my ass out
to school, so from a young age i knew i wasn;t gonna get any nedden with manners or hygene.
so i rely on fake jewlery, alcohol and a lot of luck to get laid.
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GlenBurnie MD 02/01/02
What up Hatchet
Rydas..... 1-31-2002 Hall of Justice
01/30/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
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GlenBurnie MD 01/30/02
Whut up Magic Magic
Ninjas..... 1-30-2002 Killa Cali Bitch
1-27-2002 Reppin Killa Cali Bitch
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GlenBurnie MD 01/25/02
What up Maniac
Killas..... 01/23/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
01/23/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
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GlenBurnie MD 01/23/02
What up Dead
Homies..... 1-23-2002 Reppin Killa Cali Bitch
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GlenBurnie MD 01/21/02
What up Hatchet
Rydas.....
01 18 01 Oceano Cali Email me Here
hey hey hey WHAT UP NINJA'S, so i'm back after a full week in the
city that brought you herpes and jerry springer, thass right
CHICAGO BABY!!! so ppl bin askin me all week " what's chicago
like?" the truth is i have no idea. What did i do all week you
ask? i spent 7days underneith my nakid teenage girl i met at the
gathering named nora. the first night she pick'd me up from the
airport, it was freezing, i spent the first hour lookin for my
nuts. then we got to my hotel and after chaseing her friend sarah
and her BF out of my room, it took an hour of forplay ( ok 60
minutes of begging) to get her pants off, then every night after
that getting
her nakid got quicker until by friday she show'd up on my doorstep
juss wearing a jacket and a smile. email
GlenBurnie MD 01/19/02
What up
ninjas.....
1-17-2002 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
01/16/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
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GlenBurnie MD 01/16/02
What up Hatchet
Rydas.....
1-16-2002 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
1-14-2002 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
Well looks the "EL Juego" himself..Psychopathics own Rudeboy will be wrestling at
an upcoming event for HWA in Cali. Its gonna be off the hook ninjaz so yall need to show
the the Rudeboy some love and show up fo sheazzy! He's gonna be rollin with some familiar
homies by the names of Patrick and that crazy muhfucker SABU!
Heres the info: email
GlenBurnie MD 01/14/02
What up Dead
Homies.....01/13/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
Dezam i just got back from a mini vacation, i drove the f-150 to Santa Cruz Cali. I must
say santa cruz is the shit. I jamed up there to meet my homie D who just came up in the game
and has a phat ass crib out there. lil did i know it was a mantion that could eaisly
be on MTV's Cribs its got roman pillers, an olympic
pool, hot tub, indoor basket ball court, fencing, etc. all in the middle of no where
surrounded by Pine trees for miles. Best thing bout Santa Cruz is the Chron, its off
the hook no doubt the most powerfull greens you will find in the US. The most liberal
place i have ever been they dont even allow police helicopters up there. Anyways i just wanted
to put some action up here n let yall know what up. Mah Fuckin Softcoremike will be back
TUE. as he is in CHICAGO aka shy town. Mike is kickin it with his friend and handin out m500 T shirts
to any ninja's he see's down there. So look for mike in these Locations--- Shoping Mall,
Strip Club, Chucky Cheese, Bar, Crak House, Jr High School girls soccer practice, petting zoo'z
and YOKO SPA Style places. So look for flavor this week as from what i understand out
new shipment should be arriving from our Suppliers this week. *FINGERS CROSSED* Ok im out.
oh and P.S. Clown E Love will be special guest staring on this weeks edition of the CHRISTOPHER LOWELL show
. He will be doing Spounge Painting and Chris so stay tuned to that.
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GlenBurnie MD 01/11/02
What up serial
slaughtering strangulars.....
1-11-2002 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
1-8-2002 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
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GlenBurnie MD 01/07/02
What up Drunken Ninja
Masters.....
1-5-2002 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
01/03/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
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GlenBurnie MD 01/02/02
Magic Magic new years
what....01/01/02 San Luis Obispo Cali
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GlenBurnie MD 12/31/01
Happy New Years Juggalos!12/26/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
Juggalos x mas was the shit, were back in the office and back in full effect from the holidays. This weekend
we were here representin on the west coast. We had the store open all day and till 6 and we actualy stayed and partied
with some juggalos till bout 10. Every one who came to the store this weekend got a free milenko 500
t shirt, lighters, and flyers/flats. It was dope hangin with all yall juggalos that rolled i wana give props to
a few of em, lucas, crazy legs, jerry C, Softcoremike, Mc C Dog, june bug, powder, ben, milk dud,
paul, o.g. showtime, def C and his girl lil necro, dynamite jim, tall carl, Ed Shusterbater, and everyone
i forgot to mention. We had ninjas from San Diego, Fresno, Arizona, san fransico, sacramento,
and even as far as oregon. Its amazing the amount of people who dont have internet access, or a credit card
and just need a place to browse and talk bout icp and psychopathic stuff. Were always here for that.
Its the shit hangin out with yall and We Got Nothin but love for any juggalo repen out here or anywhere for that matter.
Anyways were
planning some big events here at our store in the near future. Should be alot of fun for the West Coast.
but i duno, we even went by the guarage he lives in to see if he was there but no luck. Either way Marry Chrismas Scott
and ill go ahead and drink what i got ya!
I didnt get a chance to see it but I herd from my homie that mike threw up
in the hot tub while getting a hand job and all the chicks jumped out and ran inside discusted. Im guessing thats why
all i remember seeing was young girls and wet white cotton. Cant wait for new years gona be off the heazy@!!!!!
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GlenBurnie MD 12/27/01
What up juggular
juggaling juggalos..... email
GlenBurnie MD 12/22/01
What up magic magic
ninjas.....
12-21-2001 Oceano California
ok the winner of the juggalette of the year contest is PSYCHOKITTEN.
it.s not becuz she's the hottest trick to send me her pics or the downest. it's becuz she is so whory she has her own
site with her own pics posted, well god bless you girl. we need more juss like you.
Click here for pics of psycho kitten (below) Click here to see that im both Ritch Looking and broke
as fuck at the same time.
12-20-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
12-20-2001 Oceano California
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GlenBurnie MD 12/20/01
What up Santa claus
Killas.....
12-17-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
12-17-2001 Oceano California
if you do your part we'll do ours, prizes to the winner as well as the pride of knowing your helpin 1000's
of juggalos jack the hell outa them selvs to your picture, hey maybe evan a few juggalettes will rub one out to you.
12/16/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
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GlenBurnie MD 12/15/01
What up Maniac
Killas.....
12-14-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
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GlenBurnie MD 12/13/01
What up Axe murderers,
Serial Killas, and Freaks of the Night.....
12-11-2001 Oceano California
shit so fresh i cancled my wednesday night routine ( i can't tell you what i usually
do but they involve
a drunk highskool girl, a camcorder, a double jointed monkey with a strap on, and many
yards
of bungee cord)
first off and most importantly ( to me at least) ICP and ODB back again with a new song
, not only a song but a video
that was film'd in the only place you can find ODB, in a childs daycare center, located
in a drug rehab center that itself is
located inside a maximum security womans prison, oh yea and it's on the moon, anyway I
LOVE THE CLOWNS they inspire me to
sleep with as many underage girls as i can, and I LOVE ODB, he inspires me to give them
all syphilis. So i'm on the edge of my seat till it's released.
12-11-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
12/09/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
We have gotten ahold of some hot merchandise. The guys who do cky and mtv's banned show
Jackass's DVD BOX SET. If your down with Johny Knoxville, Steve O, Chris Pontious,
Ryan Dunn, Brandon Dicaimillo, Bam Margera, Dave Carnie, and Dave England then your gona
trip on this box set and the price im sellin it for. This retails (when it hits stores)
for 70.00$. Milenko 500 has em for 54.99 each! You get CKY with bonus footage such as the Extended
Shopping Cart Race's, CKY2K with Extra FOotage including Retarded Free STyle Rapper, CKY3 on DVD this is
only avalible on DVD if you get the box set, and the CKY DOCUMENTRY DVD witch as far as
im concerned is CKY4 because its as off the hook as all of CKY DOCUMENTRY ALSO FEATURES BAM AND BRANDON"S
HOW TO BREAK INTO A HOUSE witch I must say is both funny and informing. From Drinking old nasty funky Bong Water to
Getting hit by cars for fun Bam and Johny Knoxville get the job done. Juggalos I hope
you enjoy cause I fuckin dig these dvd's. 
Also added is Johny Knoxville and Big Brother Skate Video's BOOB. This video is poduced by
Porn King Pin Larry Flint. Off the hook and super nasty-Hardcore. Crap and Number TOO are the
pre quels to this video boob and if you have seen them then you know this
video is off the heazy. Much Clown Love yall and Pull out.
12-8-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
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GlenBurnie MD 12/07/01
What up Dead Homies.....12/05/01 San Luis Obispo Cali
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12-5-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
12-4-2001 Los Angeles California Ghetto Zone
Whuts juggalin muhfackos!?!? Ok so first off i have to address this
whole "Zug Island" thing. I cant even count how many ninjaz came up
to me or IM'd me asking me if i'd heard the new Zug Island tracks.
To this moment i havent but i gotta say its a big msytery for as
many juggalos who have asked i dont know of any who have heard. But
you can now hear it juggalos. Hit up this link and download the song
LIKE A RIVER mp3. Now for those wondering jes like me who or whut
the fuck ZUG ISLAND is well heres tha story....
12/3/01 Oceano California
this but the way sean tells it some guy bump'd into me at the bar and once he saw that
i'm a man sized psycho juggalo he quickly appologized, but i still punked him out, and
made him cry in front of his girl. i don;t remeber but sorry to whoever that was. then
supposeedly i started spittin game to the urinal in the bathroom so sean did what he
always does, drag'd me outta the bar and kept me outta jail but it don;t stop there.
on the walk back to seans ( he lives stumbleing distance from the bars) some homless
guys where breakdancein for change, me being the worlds biggest fan of breakin , i stop
to watch and start talkin some drunkin ramble about how breakin was the best movie ever
made, well this filty pop locker said "naw man turbo suck'd and that movie was weak, the
piolet was the shit, hell breakin 2 was better" weli i said " fuck the electic boogaloo!"
