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Ok ninjas here's the deal with the whole court thingy. Unfortunately Eminem Got off lucky without being assraped in court the other day about the Gun Incedent which happened over a year ago with Dougie at the Radio Shop. According to MTVNews he was given 1 year probation to work along with the 2 years probation he got from beating that kid in the face with the gun. He also got made fun of in court by the judge who was dissing him using his lyrics and said she had a stack of papers saying that he should get the Death Sentence for what he did and that she should wash his mouth out with soap. Obviously some juggalos knew who the judge was and sent her beautiful poems like the Following: "Slim Anus ain't nuttin but a bitch, throw him in the chair and hit the mutha fuckin switch"-DeAdMan-X wrote that. ANywho It's cool tho cuz if Eminem fucks up 1 more time he violates probation and gets the time he owes on the shelf. So it's all good.

J will be facing assault charges against that Cooksie faggot mother fucker saying that he beat his ass. The trial is on July 6th 2001 where he hears the Arrainment on what's gonna happen to him. Hopefully J can get outta this headlock because I dunno bout assault charges but I know they can get you in some deep shit. Let's hope and Pray J can get outta this one.

Peep it ninjas The Gathering was mentioned on MTV talking about the 3 days of madness, fun, faygo and a juggalette bride. That means it's obviously gonna be fresh if it's getting national attention from the biggest bitch on the face of the planet next to Slim ANus and that's MTV I'm pretty hyped about it.

That's right ninjas the new Dark Lotus Track Black Magic is available at insaneclownposse.com. It's a quick Download only 4 megabytes. To be honest I love Psychopathic to death and I think that their music is fresh but I don't like this track too much. There's just something missing about it and I can't figure out what. I mean it duz have wicked lyrics and all but I wasn't to hyped after hearing it. I'm pretty sure tho that Dark Lotus: Tales from the Lotus Pod is gonna be fuckin fresh. But as always there's always 1 song on the cd that your gonna hate to hear. And that's my opinion and a few other juggalos opinions I heard from too.

Ok Juggalos I was talking to WiLsOn the other day and he made a pretty good point about some things. HE was pretty jealous that dogs can lick themselves and we can't. I know it's pretty fuckedu p but if I could lick my own nuts I'd never leave the fuckin bathroom on real. And B.) Why do hot ass women throw themselves at ugly ass men and vice versa. I mean come on man I'm kinda hot. I've taken my vow of celebacy thanks to WiLsOn telling me I should never have sex again but hey it's WiLsOn. WiLsOn is your God.

there is a big iwa mid south card comming up on july 7th. lots of jcw wrestlers there its almost a jcw event missing gweedo ,3D, jonny starks

so be there on

July 7th Charlestown, Indiana IWA House of Hardcore EXTREME HEAVEN w/ Steve Corino, Blue Meanie and Jasmine St. Claire Directions to the IWA House Of Hardcore From Louisville: Take I-65 North to exit 6A. From there you will take exit 10B. This leads you into Charlestown, Indiana. Follow that road for about 7 miles (stay in the right lane because it will split with Indiana-3). Past the split, you will come across a feed store on the right hand side directly followed by a gravel road (next to a white house). Take a right on that gravel road and the IWA House of Hardcore will be on your left side.

If coming from the North: Take I-65 South to exit 6A. Then follow the directions above.

SABU RETURNS TO IWA on Saturday night June 30th w/ 8 PM Belltime Abdullah the Butcher to make his IWA Mid-South debut to team with Ian Rotten to take on Mean Mitch Page and Mad Man Pondo at Extreme Heaven on Saturday night July 7th!!!!!!! This is not endorsed by Milenko500 or any of it's crew this was brought to you by a ninja who e-mailed me to tell you all about this and he gave directions and shit. He asked me to post it up for ya'll to know so there it is.

Ok ninjas. This was brought to my attention by a juggalo who got ahold of my AIM name and told me. There is a newer version of PFOS out there for sale. It's got Shaggy's head on a plate and Madrox fixing to eat it. He told me it was some sorta import he picked up from a store and that it has the same songs on it but in a different order. So Keep your eyes open for it.

Ok juggalos DeAdMan-X has been hearing some ideas from juggalos in the chat and on his AIMS as well. Here they are. Ninjas want a Psychopathic Records Flag made for them. So there's a new idea for some New Merchandise that I think would sell like Lemonade in Hell. For real so E-mail the ninjas at the fuckin Psychopathic Merchandise page and tell them that you want this shit.

Ok ninjas now we all are awaiting this spectacle of all times one of the most looked forward Juggalo Holidays of the year. NOw to let u all know the WHole Milenko500 crew will be there in full effect. We may not have a booth but if u see us there then expect us to be ready to chill with any and all juggalos.

As an appreciation to all u juggalos visiting us. I have challenged SoftcoreMike to a Hardcore Match at the gathering. That's right my 5'8 150lbs ass vs All 6'4 380lbs of SoftcoreMikes ass. And in Mikes own words "There arent' enough Tables in Ohio for a hardcore Match between us". That tells u how fresh this is gonna be. Sure I might get my ass strewn across the Sea Gate but it's worth it. It'l be on Saturday of The Gathering

It's Coming for all of you all.....

Ok everyones favorite non talking homie WiLsOn has told me to tell you all that everything ok with him and that He wants to make sweet nasty love to all the juggalettes out there. And to Our homie Eddie he says tell Spaulding to eat a bowl of dicks

What up ninja........i thought i would drop a few lines. I talked to 2 people after blaze at the house of blues.........one of the guys said nice bracelet cause i have the same one. Anyway....... the show was tight as fuck. I'm also proudly presenting to u guys that i got busted in the eye with a belt buckle after the show. Blood was everywhere and i got 4 stitches. Some fag did it....... he was just some faggot that was at disneyland after the show. Anyway.......he is so fuckin lucky he got tackled by the cops the second after he did that shit cause me and about 50 juggalos were gonna beat that mother fucker into a blood pool. To make this letter even more fresh.......Disneyland, house of blues, the anaheim police, and that little faggot ass short fuckin skinny bleached haird mother fucker is gettin sued. Im sure all u juggalos agree with me when i say FUCK DISNEY. Peace out........MMFCL

Ok ninjas here it is Dark Lotus Track Next week as u've read earlier on Insaneclownposse.com, As well Peep out the New Dark Lotus Jersey

So pee that out u can buy that shit now!

Not much is known about the 108 behind the walls of Paltalk but DeAdMaN-X is here to bring u an exclusive on how much Caspa is a lying piece of shit to the truth about the 108 Dragon Ninjas. See ninjas the Dragon Ninjas were Created by a friend of mine Ninjer the Juggalotus as basically a chatroom with a bunch of ninjas on paltalk. They hung together and took over chatrooms on paltalk constantly and that's what really happened. It was a juggalo club if you will. Well J heard about it and listened in and asked them to break off the name because Juggalos don't need names. So they did. Well there were a few juggalos who gave them a bad reputation amongst other juggalos but let me tell you first hand that the 108 Dragon Ninjas are down as fuck. They are fuckin juggalos like u and me and everything that Caspa told BG about them is fucking false accusations. So Caspa Eat a bowl of dicks. Every ninja from Patterson, Ninjer, Shawna, and ICPROB are fuckin down ninjas who have mad! Juggalo love for each and every Juggalo out there so don't hate on em because of the hype.

That's right The Shaggy Solo and Bloody Brothers was once again dropped and combined to make "Zug Brothers" Adding 2 more people to the band Mike Penis and G-man to the album Label. Who are these guys? D3dBdyM4n will get back to you on that.

Ok this section is dedicated to people I know who are getting married I still got more news but I gotta get this out. Now as u may know DeAdMaN-X was single until a few days ago. See a special ninjette I know proposed to me and I said yes. So I'd like to let you all know that me and my home girl lil killa are getting Married. We haven't set the date or anything like that but we are getting married and so far I don't know what else is going on cuz men can't plan a wedding to save our asses so she's gonna do it. I'd also like to congratulate a friend/ex girlfriend of mine Stephanie Raymer for getting married today. Hope you have a great future and remember gotta respect the condom.

It seems to me that J had talked to some AOL officials and BOOM he got his aol account back but what bugs J the most is that every IM he's getting isn't from juggalos... It's from Haters as I read in the southern Crumpet reports. So here's what I say. I say fuck aol we get our own chat and you can enter it by Clicking Here or you can click to the left ont he ICP CHAT.

Ok ninjettes this is for u. All of us at M500 have a plan for the gathering and we need 5 juggalettes for it. It's nothing sexual or anythign of that nature but you have to send me in some pics of you and we'll judge over them and when we're done judging 5 lucky juggalettes will be involved with our big plan. You must be 18 to enter and going to the gathering.So E-mail me your pics.

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thanx to skitzoshagg that st.louis Ninja for hookin me up with this shit!!

Well Ninjas it's true to all speculations you heard and have been hearing. Last night at about 1:00EST J was in the AOL Insane CLown Posse chat when a bunch of Ninja wannabe's or bitches as I like to call them had J's account Suspended by aol for 6 months. What occured I do not know cuz I wasn't in there but from what a ninja told me. He came in and was chillin with the ninjas and he was getting rowdy but of course cuz the man just got outta jail, gotta relieve some steam, and all of a sudden a bunch of Supposed OG's of the chat (People who've been in there since it started) Turned J in to a Moderator of Aol. Well the mod came in and of course J doesn't know any better and starts telling J to stop well J tells the MOderator to go play Hide and go Fuck yourself. Well of course he didn't like that too well and BOOM J is kicked off of AOL. Now what the most fucked up part about this is is that after J was kicked off a bunch of fake ass bitches decided it was cool to say "Oh I ! had J kicked off" Now the fucked up part is that the ninjas who supposedly are supposed to be down got J kicked off. That's some fucked up shit. Now this is not an M500 function but this is DeAdMaN-X's idea. I say we boycott the Insane Clown POsse CHat on AOl because it's a bunch of non-juggalos in there fucking with the juggalos. Iv'e seen about enough of it and it sickens me. I say we move the chat on AOL to the chat here where we can host up to 10,000 ninjas at a time. And then some. No this isnt' a promotional ploy or anything but it's a place for all you juggalos to chat at. If you're a mIRC user the server is irc.bytecenter.com. IF you don't have mirc you can get it at Mircx by clicking here If not you can either click on the ICP chat menu to the left or Click here to get in

This just came into me from my home girl evilplaything666. She told me she was listening to the radio station KROQ in Southern Cali when she heard them talking about it. They said that He was pussying out saying be Gentle with me blah blah blah. Now you and I both know this is bullshit. The radio stations are finna catch hellie mass from the Dark Carnival. This Radio Station is also a Fucky Fudge Packer station who plays Slim Enima. So FUCK that station

It's coming soon to swarm all over you like ants on Honey

I wanna give shout outs to the following: Asylum, headcase for being a cutey who everyone is beggin to see topless, Clown E Love for being a thoughtless serial killa, Jugalinko for running this site like a well oiled machine you're the heart and soul brotha, SoftcoreMike for his infinite wisdom on groping titties, drinking, bar fights, and neden banging, Headcase for being a fuckin psycho, |Hydroponik_Juggla| for tripping out on E in the chat room and going fuckin beserko and being my bro, Juggalo Hodge for being a Maryland Ninja, Psychonutt and Punisher for working mad hours on ya'lls shit trying to get it together, Big Vic for just being big, Dawgnutz for hookin me up with some 411 and taking mad rattlesnake shots with me, Lazy E for letting me hook up with your Boss 800 watt when my 700watt blew the fuck up in Joes yard, the whole Network of Chats that's linked to the one I'm in cuz ya'll ninjas are down as fuck, and last but not least... The 108 Dragon Ninjas for being down! as fuck and keeping it real on paltalk. Ninjer I got mad love for ya Keep it real bro.

The AOL Insane Clown Posse chat's NON Ninja bitches FUCK OFF

Ok here's the deal on the Cryptic Collection Volume 2. Now there's speculations that it's not out yet and there's speculation it is. Well I'm gonna fill you ninjas in. Cryptic Collection 2 is now available at the Freekshow Tour that Twiztid is on. Those people on Ebay selling it. Yup they're real. So yes it's available exclusively on the Twiztid Freekshow tour.

Yes Ninjas it's true the chat has merged again with RJ's chat. I'm just waiting for HardcoreMike to Put it up. Now we're going for the big boys. InsaneClownposse.com and Twiztid.com. THat way we can unite the chats and have one Gigantic Juggalo chat. So peep out the chat it's been upgraded and everything for your enjoyment. Hopefully both the major sites will realize how fresh this chat is and put it on their sites.

Yes this is another thing that was brought up to my attention. A juggalette who duz home pornos is filming a porno at the gathering and she was wondering if she could get some juggalos to be in it with her. Honestly I'd do it cuz well I"m just sick and twiztid like that. TO contact her her e-mail is thasexxxgoddess@aol.com. She's mad interested and she wants to do it for real. She's on our juggalettes page showing her tits. She's got big ones too so those who are interested contact her.

Here is the full report from Homicide's site.

Ok, if you didn't read my Clovis report, this is what basically happened. The Psychopathic kioski was right by an exit. A down ass painted up Juggalo family came and they were representing like whoa. They were showing mad clown love and they were chilling with the rest of us. They were there no longer than 5 minuets when a bitch ass security guard came and asked them to leave. They weren't even doing anything other than just standing by the Psychopathic booth! The security guard started all this drama, like he was trying to be a big shot or something. He called about 4 more security guards, then the police department! It seemed fucked up at first because the group drove all the way from fuckin SAN JOSE and took a lot of time to put on the face paint. The girl in the group who was pushing around her kid in a stroller had this really great Jack Jeckel facepaint and it was beautifully decorated with glitter and it was very detailed. She was saying it took like 3 hours just to do her paint. Anyways by this time people who walked by were scared by the big deal the mall security mad made out of something so petty. The way I saw it, other people in the mall didn't know that these painted up people were just supporting a music group and record label, or if they had a bomb in the mall or something. Throughout the incident, the family of Juggalos was very calm and well-mannered, even as noted by my father, who walked up to the Psychopathic Booth right as this was happening. The mall security on the other hand was very threatening the whole time. They got the family in the corner and although no one could hear what was said, the family finally left looking a little shook by the whole thing. Before they left though, the original security guard was standing alone with a smile on his face like he acclomplished something big. Someone asked him if they couldn't just wash off the paint in a restroom, which was right by the exit no more than 15 feet from where we were but the guard said no, that they were going to be escorted from the mall. It was really fucked up not just because the family had their First Amendment Rights taken away from them, but also because of how threatening the officers and security were being to them. Someone across the isle at a video game store attempted to steal something and the security guard didn't even do anything about it as the alarm went off! A lady asked me what was happeneing and I told her and she agreed that it was messed up. She said that she was a little confused when she saw some people with clown facepaint on but when I told her that they were just supporting a music group she said that she felt there was nothing wrong with it. Also to me a lot of people in the mall looked like they could give a fuck less if some people had face paint on. Fuck, I saw some girls with just about as much makeup as the family! She later talked to the security guard about it and he practically ignored her and walked away as the Family was escorted by the police. I don't know for sure but I can speculate that the guard probably told a lie to the police or something to get them escorted. When they were cornered, I managed to get a picture of it. I was a little scared because I thought I had the flash off but I didn't. Luckily the cops didn't see it. Heres the picture below. I am going to send a copy to Psychoapthic, and Sean from Milenko500. My dad is also going to write a letter to the mall and the city of Clovis complaining about the incident and how we will never shop there again. I encourage some of you to do the same. This mall deserves a law suit for violating the freedom of expression laws. And if any one of you guys is reading this, send a copy of the picture to officials in Clovis:

That's right ninjas you've heard the name of J's book Behind the paint well you can now order it from amazon and put it on back order because it's release date is slated for October 2001 so check it out and buy that shit up cuz I know it's gonna be off the Hook

That's right juggalos D3dBdyM4n had a chat with Eminem. This log is no joke. Im' not gonna give out his AIM name because I don't want him hounded I wanna keep on dissing him so his name will be changed for the sake of that purpose. I just want you all to know what I had to say to Slim Anus is fucking degrading and funny and yes this was a real Chat between us.
DedBdyM4n (3:17:02 PM): Im coming for your wife and daughter fool
IluvDresDick (3:17:09 PM): cum 4 me
DedBdyM4n (3:17:11 PM): and when I'm done their necks will be slit
ILuvDresDick (3:17:39 PM): they already are
DedBdyM4n (3:18:00 PM): really? well that explains why they didn't move around a whole lot
IluvDresDick (3:18:10 PM): bye
DedBdyM4n (3:18:32 PM): don't go
IluvDresDick (3:18:38 PM): gotta
DedBdyM4n (3:18:55 PM): I want you to listen to how your baby girl begged for her life
DedBdyM4n (3:19:05 PM): after I was through with her mom
DedBdyM4n (3:20:13 PM): what's wrong little bitch
DedBdyM4n (3:20:20 PM): can't handle the juggalo nation?
DedBdyM4n (3:20:27 PM): come roll on me mutha facko
IluvDresDick (3:20:36 PM): fuck off
DedBdyM4n (3:20:47 PM): eat a bowl of dicks you fuckin bitch
DedBdyM4n (3:21:00 PM): bring a gun bitch
DedBdyM4n (3:21:04 PM): and fumble that shit around
DedBdyM4n (3:21:08 PM): like u did with dougie
DedBdyM4n (3:21:12 PM): see if I don't fuck you up
IluvDresDick (3:21:34 PM): flamer
DedBdyM4n (3:21:44 PM): naw that's you and dre bitch boy
DedBdyM4n (3:21:54 PM): mutha facko
DedBdyM4n (3:21:57 PM): is that why you gotta go?
DedBdyM4n (3:22:00 PM): Dre need some head?
IluvDresDick (3:22:34 PM): where u stay
DedBdyM4n (3:22:53 PM): With your wife most of the time
DedBdyM4n (3:23:20 PM): the rest of the time is with your mom
DedBdyM4n (3:24:26 PM): what's wrong bitch ain't got a descent comeback?
DedBdyM4n (3:24:45 PM): huh? mr Multimillion Dollar Rapper can't come back to a whiteboy from Kentucky
DedBdyM4n (3:26:17 PM): come on bitch
Previous message was not received by IluvDresDick because of error
(3:26:17 PM): User IluvDresDick is not available.
Well Ninjas that was my little conversation between me and Eminem. This is NOT fake the only thing altered in this log was his name because I didn't want to give it out. This way I can have long ass conversations with him about how much head he gives Dre. Until then Ninjas Have fun and Special thanks to Sir2Dope and DeadHOmie for getting me his IM MCL-D3dBdyM4n

right Now shaggy is workin on a solo album.... meaning why he isnt doin Bloody Brothers...... I belive they said the title will be "shaggs The clown"

New Blaze album

madrox has been workin dat ass off in the studio helpin out with blazes new album and this shit is Gonna be the most gangsta shit Youve ever heard in your life... or death

patrick and Jcw

Look for a new Jcw comming this summer... Patrick has finished his stay at whatever fukin wrestling school it was.. and hes ready to kick some fukin ass... it looks like he will be teamin up with the Giant Killer Tom "the scrub" Dub for Future tag team matchups!

...... its coming

peace and mcl
-headcase

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Radcliff,Kentucky 6/05/2k1
Liquor...I don't even Know her!.What up Juggalos D3dBdyM4n back in the haugh for a little bit of juggalo flavor. That's right NO ICP NO TWIZTID NO BLAZES, NO ANYBODY KILLAZ, This update is for the juggalos only. Ok Peep it out my homie Dawgnutz an official Clifftown Klown has gotten together a horrorcore band straight outta Clifftown and E-Town. He has been buggin me and I've been sorta busy with the car but now it's time that I show the force of his band on Milenko500 to add to the flavor of The Dark Carnival. This Sunday 2:00 P.M. Gardiner Lane Holiday Inn in louisville His band will be scheduled to play there. The tickets are 10 bux a piece and some other local bands will be there. DawgNutz wants all juggalos to show up and represent in that bitch so that they can get enough money to go onto a recording studio. Now I haven't heard the band rap but I've heard DawgNutz and he's a freeflowing mother fucker with ! alot of talent. So Check their band out and give them a shoutout. If I can ever get dickhead I mean Dawgnutz to send me a recording of the band I'll post Mp3's up on here for the juggalos to enjoy. As well I got an e-mail from a juggalo VuduKlown or however it spelt saying that the Jacksonville Concert was off the hook and that someone was hurt and had to be carried off in a stretcher (a juggalo not a band member)and that police were in helicopters scouting the area. Also FireKlown9 wanted all u juggalos to check out his Front yard Rastlin' site Http://Frfwhut.com It's his wrestling orginization so peep it out and shit. Well ninjas I'm out like this cold needs to be. PEACE OUT NINJAS MUCH CLOWN LOVE AND REMEMBER WHEN IN DOUBT....Drink a faygo and smoke some pot cuz I don't do it. MCL-D3dBdyM4n

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06/04/01 Oceano California
AYE NINJA"S , i bin clutching my gathering dog tags in one hand an my nizzo's in the other since i got my tickets on friday ( juggalo's in mexico will stil need to wait , your tickets are bein dilver'd by express donkey) so i bin read'en about the toledo night life in the gathering program and one thing stands out, and thats the YOKO SPA, a Japanese Hand-Job House, i bin savein all my $$$ since i first read about it! I became an expert at Asian Stoke Houses bout a year ago when i went on lil vacation an spent 3 days straight at "Mama Wangs Teriyaki Touch Parlor" in frisco, in fact i became a sefproclaiomed expert in asian massage palors while liven in san fransisco for that week, also my dad said the place he went to when he was in nam changed his life, I agree 100%, there tiny asian hands makes my dick look like a sewar pipe! So im sayin this juggalo's take this place by storm! I say we charge in there an not leave until the whole place is pregnant, (poking holes in the tips)
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6-4-2001
Whuts juggalin' mah ninjaz?!?! I updated the Psycho Juggalos Hotline with loads of news about tha Gathering of the Juggalos 2001...imma upload that bitch tonite so you all can take a listen. Now for any west coast juggalos still down with tha crown...KMK that is theres a couple shows coming up real fast. * Friday June 8th, Hollywood CA @ House of Blues * Tuesday June 12th, Anaheim CA @ House of Blues If i can imma try and make it to tha show in Hollyweird cuz its in mah stompin grounds but im still trying to save money for tha Gathering so i can go. I can only man whore myself so many times ya know...so imma try and save whut i got saved up so far. Ok....once in a while...my brain works...and i get an idea...mostly my ideas involve porn and a bottle of lotion..but this time it didnt....well here it is....for west coast ninjaz.... MILENKO 500 and the PSYCHO JUGGALOS HOTLINE PRESENT DARK CARNIVAL 2001 when: soon where: someplace whut: bitch i will cut you if u dont stop asking me questions how much: bitch whut'd i jes say details to follow.... im out like whut BABY WHUT!?!?!?

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Juggalo Hodge email Glen Burnie MD 06/03/01
What up my family of Freekshows. I hope everybody had a killa weekend. I did. I spent most of it chilling with my homies(dead homies). I caught a movie too. Yeah, I saw the Mummy returns. It rocked the dead. Speaking of movies, did you know our Juggassociate Vanilla Ice had a camio appearance in the recent movie "the Brothers". Oh yeah, Big news about the Ice Man ninjas. HIS CD(feat. ICP) IS DONE! Thats right juggalos, it's finally done and the finishing touches will be on the last 3 songs within the next 2 weeks. However, due to the 30-45 days it's gonna take to package the album the release date is gonna be in august. That means all us juggalos at the gathering are gonna get a first hand preview of whats on the album. Oh hell yeah!!! It's gonna be a double album with 17 songs total. I know thier has been some confusion on the title of the album but it's called Bi-Polar not Scabz. Scabz is gonna be the name of one of the cd's. The other cd is called "bomb the system". That one is the rap cd and "skabz" is the rock cd. Also in august V-Ice is making another camio in a sony movie called "the new guy". Vice's official site will be down sometime between now and the 8th so for all you ninjas that haven't yet downloaded the song he did with ICP(natural dorn killaz) and like 3 other mp3's off the album, get them now before it's down.
Hey ninjas lets try to cheer up a really cool ass juggalette by the name of jamiesbattgirl@aol.com Life isn't too great for our friend right now and she could use a lil support. She really is a great person. Well thats about it for now ninjas. Keep on choppin. MCL!!!

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Radcliff,Kentucky 6/04/2k1
Pass The Bud....Light.What up juggalos D3dBdym4n back in the haugh again. Well I've got a few butterflies in my stomach as usual I have a job interview and it's really not the interview it's the fact that I gotta drive on the worlds most dangerous highway. Muphukers die on that bitch everyday. Anywho. I have some news and a few corrections to make. It was not our dear homie Paulie but Jeremy Methric who is Monoxides brother. Sorry for the misinformation if it happens again you all can shoot me or I'll just correct it. As well I got an e-mail from a manager at Spencers and she told me the following about the Spencers versions of the ICP Dark Carnival Figures: J comes with a riddlebox square and Jacobs Word Single, and SHaggy comes with intestines twisted in the shape of a dog with the Ain't Nothing but a bitch single. Thanks to Insanecarver from "a href="Http://www.wcjuggalos.com">WcJuggalos for the hitup as ! well Some ninjas e-mailed me told me that they are making a Half-Life version of an ICP game where you can play J and Shaggy and shoot up bitches I'll keep the scoup on that. As well I got a juggalo who e-mailed me his comments on the San Diego show:

hell yeah i think the san diego issue is stale. why the fuck must san diego make it be only 16 and up. Yeah im 16 and i could go to the shows but i still dont think its fair. I also think that twiztid and icp could still come out to san diego for juggalos over 16 who want to watch them. And the under 16 juggalos can watch them in LA or anaheim. i live in san diego and am now forced to follow the dark carnival to Anaheim to see twiztid. In my opinion this really sucks that san diego made this law, BUT i hope icp and twiztid do still decide to come and do shows in san diego. MCL
DeRaNgEd ScRuB

Well Ninjas I'm outtie MCL-D3dBdyM4n

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06/03/01 S.L.O. California
Juggalos have you seen Rehab on mtv yet (if not click here)? Well I know iv told you bout em several Times but there dope as fuck. I originaly saw em open up for Lincolin Park and KMK on halloween last year. Rehab is the shit! They also have 2 onstage nurses who are in striper out fits. (click here for the stripers) oh ya and (Click here for the stripers also)
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Rehab Tour Dates
May 31 Greenville, NC (99x) The Attic
June 1 Columbia, SC (WARQ) Sundance Grille
June 2 Charleston, SC (WAVF) The Windjammer
June 8 Atlanta, GA (99X) Centinnial Park
June 12 Seattle, WA (KNDD) Graceland Club
June 13 Portland, OR (KNRK) Roseland Club
June 15 San Francisco, CA (Live 105) Shoreline Amphitheatre
June 16 Sacramento, CA (KWOD) Sacramento Valley Amphitheatre
June 17 Monterey, CA (KMBY) Club Octane in Monterey
June 21 Savannah, GA (WWVV) Blue Light Cafe
June 29 Salt Lake City, UT (KXRK) TBD
June 30 Denver, CO (KTCL) Fiddler's Green
July 5 Lexington, KY (WXZZ) TBD
July 6 Louisville, KY Waterfront Park
July 14 Chicago, IL (Q101) Street Festival
July 31 Bristow, VA WARPED TOUR
August 1 Virginia Beach, VA WARPED TOUR
August 2 Pittsburgh, PA WARPED TOUR
August 3 Camden, NJ WARPED TOUR
August 4 New York, NY WARPED TOUR
August 5 Asbury Park, NJ WARPED TOUR

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Radcliff,Kentucky 6/03/2k1
If I were any more blind I'd accidentally have sex with headcases mom. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP NINJAS! D3dBdym4n back in the haugh by grenade point to report to you that Psychopathic Records has released the Diamond Cut Charms at the Official Store for a limited time while quantities last. Which means ya'll mafakas better hit that shit up like a crackhouse on payday. Anywho. I wanna congratulate Asylum for being the new Touring Ninja on the site. Good Luck in the future and shit. Anywho Reportedly there has been some arrests made about a month ago about some brawl that occured in a bar. Monoxide, Patrick, Shaggz and some other unnamed party were involved. Thanks to RJ for letting me jack some of yer news. As well it seems that the Dark Carnival ICP dolls are selling out like pussy in the pin. Now there are speculations that there are 2 different types of dolls. Those who contain CD"s and those who don't. From what I! understand the Spencers Dark Carnival Figures Contain Slim Anus while the normal ones only come with Shaggs and J and all their manly serial killerstic Features. It also seems that Milenko500's best friends The6th.com's site has went down what the trouble is I do not know but I'll get you the scoup on that shit asap. Now for all the juggalos out there who think that what San Diego is doing is pretty fuckin stale e-mail me your comments and I'll post them up and give you my theory on them As well you can visit my homesite by clicking the PICS emblem next to my name. UNTIL THEn I'm out like a virgin neden in a gang bang. MCL-D3dBdym4n

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06/02/01 S.L.O. California
Peep this Jam by necro. Its called "The Most Sadistic" and its compaments of 421 productions. Rekker.

Necro-"The Most Sadistic", on tour with TWIZTID 2nd half of Freekshow tour

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Juggalo Hodgee-mAIL Glen Burnie MD 06/02/01
CHICK FIGHT, CHICK FIGHT!!!
Some of MTV's favorite prostitutes have turned on each other. Thats right killas, Eminem and D-12 are now feuding with thier former girlfriends Limp Bizkit. Awhile back on a MTV show "fueds of 2000" Limp Nutz was asked about who would win in a fight out of the almighty EVERLAST and the feeble Feminem. DJ Lethal of limp nutz said they're both my friends but in a fight EVERLAST would kick eminems ass. Isn't that obvious anyways! Well, I guess feminem got his feelings hurt cause the 100 pound tough guy has a hidden track diss song called "girls" about Limp Nutz on the D-12(dozen dirty dildos) cd. The song mentions how Dgay Lethal(formerly from house of pain with everlast) hates everlast and was supposed to be on "quitter" but was to scared EV was gonna kick his ass. Eminem mentions that if he ever sees Lethal and Durst he's gonna swing on them. To a normal man his punch would just tickle but to a skeletor like Lethal he'd probobally cry before impact.

To fred it would probobally get lost in his jelly rolls. I doubt any of them would ever even break a precious nail on each other cause they're all pussies. I guess we're about to witness the silliest feud of all time. I mean come on, no matter how ruthless marshall tries to be he still sounds like "Alvin and the Chipmunks". And it's sad when your Limp Nutz and your most famous songs lyrics are "you can take a cookie and shove it up your ass". Deep huh. If Eminem keeps fighting with his friends the only one thats gonna be left in his POSSE will be the "king of Queens" himself ELTON JOHN. Those silly ladies. For any of you ninjas who love to get a good laugh with eminem diss songs check out Dilated peoples diss to marshal "Bobby Fisher". I think it's still on napster. They tear him a new one(just like DRE).

Hey to all you artistic tagging(spray paint) ninjas I know a juggalo posse that wants to hear from you. The group goes by KDC or Knights of the Dark Carnival. You can reach the president of the group at juggalo52@juno.com. They plan on tagging the clown till their dead in the ground.

Wanna hear something funny. (if not stop reading and go fuck yourself) I had court today for some whack ass speeding ticket and when the judge asked me how I plead I said "yes your honor, HE'S guilty". I was looking at the officer who gave me the ticket and accidentally said "HE'S GUILTY". Everbody laughed, even the judge. Anyways, I was found not guilty. All it took was for me to mention one of my clients(disabeled person) I was transporting was showing seizure symptoms. The judge meane mugged the cop and said not guilty mr. Hodge. Woooo woooo. Well ninjas thats about it for now but before I go I got a riddle for ya. Why did the Juggalo cross the road? Cause his dick was stuck in a Juggalette. Have a Killa weekend. MCL!!!

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Radcliff,Kentucky 6/02/2k1
If my dick were any smaller I'd have to fuck her with my nutsack.. Sup juggalos I'm back like a bitch to her pimp. Sicker then fuck deader then fuck and jobless but who gives a fuck not me. I got this fuckin sickness from my dad's cats who I'm highly allergic to. ALmost died and started hallucinating.Anywho The Nutts (trish and Rob) are moving back in this weekend w00 w00!! after this long as wait on them they finally get going. Which is fresh. Well I go tmy site up there's a few broken links but I'm gonna hook ya'll up wiht the freshness. CLICK HERE FOR MY SITE. It won't work right on AOL so use your INternet Explorer. Anywho I got a friend who needs some money so she's selling her shit on ebay give this a look out CLick here bastards Well until them I'm out like a neden that just through out a baby. MCL-D3dBdyM4n

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06/01/01 Oceano California
Click here for my new Jerk Poster/PC Background 800 x 600, right click on the picture and choose "set as wallpaper".. This one is dope. Ill have a full update tommorow. Killa klownette rules me, im no god. TOSS COLLOGE!!!! TOSS COLLOGE!!!! And thats a pic of Melody the so cal juggalette on the left thumbnailed (click to engulf the full size of that pic, its bulbus, thick, girthy and rock hard.) wearing my 6xl Riddle Box Jersey that Violent J used to own.

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kiLLa KlowneTTe 420 06/01/01 S.F. California
Jugglers! Circus freaks! Eminem killas! Mainstream murderers! Gather round for some tips on what to peep out this moon glorious Friday if you have some time between mobbing thru hoods with bodies in yo trunk and repelling faygo bottles at old ladies with walkers out your juggalo hoopty! Well the time is very near, and the world is running in fear, I will be the big 21 as of Tuesday. Watch out white trash biggot bars and g-thug richie nite clubs, im bout to fuck yo shit up like whut?! I have to dedicate this update to our pimp daddy of milenko500, none other then the notorious M.I.K.E. known to many and hated by few, as softcoremike; I have to let everyone know that mike is god, and I am nothing. I am that sad useless shasta bottle outside of an icp show, while mike is the cherry flavored faygo bottle that violent J caresses on stage like a newbie juggalo with his first copy of amazing jeckel brothers. Or as headcase would sum it up, God, aka Mike, is the don mega jugga! lo in the front row smashing hea ds while I am the feminem fucker chucking m&m;s at the stage just asking for a good chokin;;; now that we have established my worthlessness and mikes godliness, let us proceed;

Officially stolen from RJ.com (props to ya;ll of course) Be sure to peep out Augusts issue of Murder Dog magazine for yet another interview with ICP and twiztid;I personally love that magazine and feel they coordinate their interviews best, especailly with our painted up freaks..soo peep it k;also be sure to yell at store owners for ur copy of the ICP pendulum number 9, supposedly to be on shelves by Wednesday june 13th;

www.anybodykilla.com in full effect with old skool mp3s with twiztid, halfbreed, and lavel and some fresh flava like bios and news;the webmaster loki says “the new Blaze/Anybody Killa site is almost ready. When it is ready, when you type freek-show.com you will go to a completely new site, new name. When you enter you will see the freshest Drive-By site in creation. New everything. Also, there will be a chat and forum coming up!” thanks Loki previously known as Dilleriation!!

www.mortonslist.com still goin strong, adding new shit everyday it seems, just enough to tease us! There is now a news section and also the part “What is Mortons List?” was added;you should read this shit so u can prepare for the excitement up and cumming;

peep this email homies: whats up juggalette? my juggaloness was wondering if you could post somethin on ya site for me.... we are having a mini gathering in Minnesota Sat June 30th at valley fair, meeting between 10am-12noon. all juggalos who live in MN, IA, WI, SD, ND, should be there to tear it up with us, its gonna be mad fresh, and the more juggalos who go the more fresh it will be. for more info any juggalos should email me at solo juggalo@hotmail.com thanks homie MCL.....

Last but not least, I have bad news;.i was told by Klwn Ninja that yes, it is true, announced just 2 days ago on CNN headline news (why its so important I dunno);but Eminem is starring in his own life story full length motion picture;to be released in theatres;now personally I don;t want to see them portray icp or juggalos for that matter in any way but perfect (as we are);so if they try and throw in a scene with eminem pullin a matrix move and kicking some juggalo ass, I will have to start my killing spree;you ever see a poster for that shit, be sure and tag it for me, ill be taggin that shit for you haha; **much juggalette luv**

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05/31/01 S.L.O. California
What up juggalos the Jay Dirtys page has been added and is ready for viewing. Also the Milenko 500 Psychopathic Records Employe totum poll has been updated. None other than new member's of the totum Matt D. (right) the Head Of Shipping and Barry (left) from the wharhouse. There profile pages will be up soon. Big up's (raise the roof) to Big Matt D (and his crew) for keeping everthing straight at the wharhouse and running the merch show better every week.

This is for all you Southern Cali Juggalos. This is direct from the official site. Props to Jelly Nuts. Calling all California Juggalos. Psychopathic Records has just been notified that San Diego California passed a new law that prohibits people under 16 years of age from attending live concert events. In order to deal with this staleness and make sure the under-16 Juggalos with tickets can still see a show, we have worked out the following tactic: The San Diego show at Cranes on June 21 has been cancelled, and instead all the San Diego tickets will be honored at the June 20 Anaheim California show at the House of Blues. Sorry Juggalos, but this is the only way we could make sure that all the Juggalos who purchased tickets to the San Diego show will be able to see Twiztid.

Here is a note to all juggalos from mel b. in florida. He could use a lil help, its a help me help you deal. He had to quite his job cause his kids need helth care and his jobs wont provide it properly. So he's off to the Army! Where do you come in? He hooks you up with a fat jersey and you hook him up with a high bid! Easy so all yall ebayers get the biddin on.
HERE IS MEL's LETTER To YOU BELOW
Whassssup Juggalos and Juggalettes.... this is "Psychopathic Juggalo" out on the East Coast, in florida,...needing some juggalo help here...i'm sitting here, about to go to boot camp at the end of this month, realizing that my family comes first before anything....even my Psychopathic gear...thats why i have put up my three prized juggalo jerseys up for auction on Ebay....for three days only!

this link will get you to the Psychopathic Records Hockey Jersey

this link will get you to the Twiztid Football Jersey

and this link will get u to the Psychopathic Records Baseball Jersey

what will happen would be that u send me out the payment and ill ship it out to you, just like any store online... and shout outs go out to jugallinko of the M500 crew for hooking this up for me, thats one cool ass juggalo....also the entire M500 crew deserves props just for keeping us updated on psychopathic news, and the like....oh yeah and....
btw lil killa is helly fine!!! if i were in SF cali, id give ya what ya need! (in re to: 04/05/01 update where she says she needs to get "laid")
Thank you for My time Much Psychopathic Love
Psychopathic Juggalo Juggalo 4 Life

Here is a letter to me from a UK juggalo

sup jugalinko,

after last nites(5-31-01) injustice i had to mail u. it all started when mtv, uk and ireland, started their txt week where ppl vote for the songs they want. anyways the x-rated show was on and my lil bro was watchin to see if any videos worth seein would be on.

i left the room only to be called back by my bro sayin icp were against gimp bitchshit(limp bizkit). i voted multiple times for j and shaggy and it payed off as we won by more than 20%. i sat waitin for the video. some ads were on it even showed part of a ronan keating video and showed some ads twice. but by the time the ads had finished it was time for dance floor chart. i left the room in disgust and destroyed some property.

does mtv hate icp so much that they'de show more than 5 mins. of ads just to not play hokus pokus, or use limp bizkits recent rise to stardom in the uk and ireland to try to make them lose the vote

the devoted juggalos of ireland and the uk cant sit back and just bear witness to this shit. we have to get back at them for not givin us what we won in that vote.

any juggalos on the emerald isle or in britain have to join up and beat the corporate slime that is mtv:uk and ireland

any juggalos with ideas e-mail me at psychospudd@hotmail.com

this is just the begining, lets show our american friends that we're in the war too.

from an irish juggalo.

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Juggalo Hodgee-mAIL Glen Burnie MD 05/31/01
I'd like to say whats up to all Ghetto freak shows, cemetery girls and everybody else living on this Dirtball who's down wit the clown. Before I get to the newz let me tell you guys a funny story that happened at a pool party with one of my closest homies from back in the day. I got this ninja friend(a real life ninja, you know karate chops and black belts and shit) named Mike "Camrodity" aka "camel toe" or "quest for camelot", whatever. Anyways we were like 15/16 years old at the time and mr.camel toe had plans for neden but he was real shy wit the ladies. Thier was this one girl there that he really wanted to impress but didn't know how. He of course came to me for a lil advice. This girl was hot and in a thong bikini and he was stressin. She started to look his way alot and I told him to impress her with one of his karate back flips. Of course he took my priceless advice. With her eyes on him the whole time he went over to the yard and took a deep breath and gave her a wink. Then it happened. Wearing nothing but his bathing suit my shy friend jumped backwards and performed a miraculous backflip. But more miraculous than his backflip was the fact that his bathing suit was heavy. Yup, "HIS BATHING SUIT FELL DOWN TO HIS ANKLES WHEN HE LANDED". Now keep in mind the girl had been watching the whole time and since he had been swimming, speculation has it that shrinkage was present. HAhaahahaha. That story still gets me laughing to this day. Alright, now on to some news. My homie ChrsMcDan1@aol.com sent me this Vampiro news. He was recently in a KB toystore and found a WCW T-shirts and tatoes Vampiro figure. It appears KB toys bought the left over surplus of WCW figs including Vamps figure. Get this it only costs $2.99. Wooo wooo. The figure is tight as hell too. Eshams label Overture music has offically released a track listing for Eshams June 19th tounges album. It's a little different than the other listings I've seen floating around the net. The songs are as follows-
1. walkin on da flatline
2. slippin out Amerikka*
3. The D
4. Im dead
5. Panic Attack feat. VIOLENT J
6. Chemical Imbalance
7. God
8. Detroit 101*
9. Poetry
10. Everyone
11. Crash + Burn
12. mr. negativity
13. pill me (feel my perscription)
14. brain surgery
15. devil shit
16. all night everyday
17. I know
18. so selfish
19. envy the sunshine
20. love
21. Gloczup*
22. Intro(hallucinagenics)
23. skydive
24. fuck a lover
Whoa! Thats alot of fucking songs. It is supposed to have a lot of guest appearences. I Hear it's gonna have some mad Feminem disses as well. Songs #2,8,and 21 are all on MP3 at www.overturemusic.com. Just click on the tounges icon. Also for anyone interested in the "tounges terror" package(signed cd and exclusive shirt) the offer at overture expires 6/6/01 so hurry. Well, I'm getting restless so I'd better jet now and go find a neck to squize. MCL!!!

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05/30/01 S.L.O. California
Juggalos Good News! There are now 2 places you can get your Tix for the Gathering Of the Juggalos. The Official ICP Site and Milenko 500. Yes ninja's aproved By Alex Abbiss himself these tix are only 94.99 and are shipped out with the booklet and the dog tag passes. Shipped str8 from our home office in San Luis Obispo California (on the coast between San Francisco and L.A) to your door. Be sure to be there, cause the gathering is gona be off the heazy this year. supposidly 14,000 people will be there with more that 8 thousands tix already sold.

The Juggalette's page and the juggalo cars page's have been updated as well as Psychopathic Street Team member Big Green's page. Jay Dirty's page will be up soon. Click the links below to view the updated pages.
Big Green
Juggalette's
Juggalo Car's

Here are a few Shipping Dept. of the m500 pics. Softcore mike shipping out the rare items and getting the job done. (he gives alot of free stuff out). And you can see softcore mike upset that im taking pics. And the other pic is clown e love sportin a Rydas T' . Click the Pictures (thumbnails) to enlarge them.

Here are some baby juggalos representing. Click the pic to enlarge it.
Made by Cap. Ron

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Milenko500 ENFORCERmay 30, 2001 milwaukee, wi @ 2:00 a.m. central time
[Mail] [Photo] [Info]
Downloads!!

I got some fresh fukin downloads for ya right now! check this shit out

RedNeckhoe '99 XXX music video made by yours truly!
click here to download that!!

XPW music video
A music video made of shaggy and vampiros wrestling match at XPW.... video produced by Yours Truly.... anyway the link below is to the small realvideo version..... extremely small... so if ya have a slow connection dont sweat it.....
click here to download that phat shit right now motherfuka!!!
also get that ass to XPW1.com for pics from the match and videos from the match

Wallpapers!!

some new Blaze ya dead Homie wallpapers made by ME no doubt.....

blazewallpaper #1

Blazewalllpaper#2

B/B tour shows postponed

May 29th show in Columbia, MO, and the May 30 show in Chattanooga, TN. have been changed to Colombia, MO - The Blue Note - Thursday, June 14 Chattanooga, TN - The Bay - Friday, June 15
This also means that the webcast of marz live on this tour has been cancelled

gathering Info!

if ya havent gotten your gathering program and pass in the mail yet or just didnt order one yet.. and ya wanna know everydetail of whats goin down at the gatherin..... get your ass to www.juggalogathering.com Now!! and go see that shit!! and read that shit!

Dickless 12 giveaway.....?

aight check this instant message I just received............

IlHazordlI: hey
IlHazordlI: you know d-12
hEAdCASe500: sup
hEAdCASe500: yeah
IlHazordlI: i have there album now and it dont come out till june19th
IlHazordlI: and i was thinkin to get as many juggalos as possible to burn it to a cd and just start giving them out to as many people as possible so that way d12 dont make as much cash then there like what the fuck happend
IlHazordlI: so i figure if we can get enough juggalos to burn even 10 each and give em ou thats alot of fucking money there gonna lose
hEAdCASe500: not a bad idea

hey thats an idea... and I cant say its a totally bad one... if your down and you wanna help out or ya wanna know more email ilhazordli@aol.com or instant messgae them with any questions

*themilenko500 does not endorse this idea or its actions....*

peace and mcl
headcase the Ugly DeaD

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5-29-2001
WHuts juggalin ninjaz....your deadbody lovin homie CLoWN E here to let u know about tha latest update on the Psycho Juggalos hotline page. Its a tribute to the twiztid serial killa himself Jamie Madrox the muhfuckin Multiple Man. So peep out our psycho juggalos page and take a listen! Aight hope all you ninjaz had a dope ass memorial day. Myself i can barely remember it....after consuming mass quantities of booze and eating some barbecue i pretty much jes passed out and woke up in the bathroom snuggling with a bottle of shampoo. Aight thats all i got for now.....lemme give some shout outs.....WKC Crew, Juggaloutkaxt, Juggalo Jeremy, Jrocc, Delusional from RJ, Boogie the dead VA juggalo, CRazy Wicked, and i wanna say whut up to our latest ninja from M500 Juggalo Hodge.....Woo Woo! Im out like whut Baby whut?!?!?

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Juggalo Hodgee-mAIL Glen Burnie MD 04/29/01
What up Ring-a-ding-ding-Masters. I hope everybody had a serial slaughtering weekend. I envy all you CA ninjas who got to attend the XPW show saturday. For all who haven't heard yet Vampiro and Shaggy teamed up and beat Damien 666 and Halloween. From what I understand Violent J was not there. At the end of the card Shaggy, Vampiro, New jack and others hit the ring and laid the smack down on some chicken. Pics are up at XPW's official site. Well ninjas it appears that rapper Necro will not be opening up for Twiztid. On Necros site he mentions that their were alot of miscomunications on both parts. Also ninjas it appears our juggassiociate Lavel (mr. realist) new cd "the Awakening" will not be out in June. The date has now been changed to July 10th. This cd is supposed to be kinda like a return to his more wicked roots. More like his old Krazy Klan(he and Anybody Killa) stuff. Hey, speaking of Krazy Klan(twiztids first group) I heard from a reliable source that the cover from the now out of print album "frustrations" was drawn by Jamie Madrox himself. Phat huh. Well, that about does it for now ninjas. I'll swing more axes of news at ya later. MCL!!! PS- Any lucky juggalos/juggalettes/aliens who were at the XPW show this weekend hit me up and let me know how it was. I'm jealous. MCL!!!

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kiLLa KlowneTTe 420 04/29/01 S.F. California
sup my juggolocos? i been chillin...killin..gettin finals over with, i got my grades for my classes back, blah, 2 c's and 1 D, and that D is gonna fuck me over, i cant transfer with that weak ass grade...gots to do somethin bout that. fuck it school is over for a few months!! much luv to all the East Bay and San Francisco, and hell San Jose and Sac-Town Juggalos as well that i have been gettin emails from. imma round ya'll up and burn you alive...from my bong that is...anywho, i gots some other emails from juggalos that wanted me to hook ya'll up with some tid bit o goods...

1. InsaineClown25 wanted to see how many peeps would be interested in yet another mini-gathering, this time in Oaklahoma, if any of ya'll are down, email Jeremiah at InsaineClown25@aol.com.
2. Nash at nash0110@yahoo.com said he went to a comic convention in Dallas and talked to some dude, maybe J dirty?(he wasnt too sure), that was running the shit. Nash asked about the 6th and got this reply "I've seen it, I've heard it, I've smelt it, and I've tasted it...and the 6th had already been completed..." the dude also said that "the album was passed around to everyone at psychopathic records, and just a few tweaks were left til its release..and that ICP were gonna pull some tactics to fool everyone about the 6th"....now neither Nash or I can verify the truth of all this, but that is just what was heard...
3. Sile3nt Vision sent me this link to a funny as fuck lil cartoon about eminem, and ICP pops up in there as well, i recommend you peep this shit out asap...prepare to wet ur pants...http://www.campchaos.com/othershows/lockwave_e-skits/the_real_slim_shady.html

.....also if u get a sec, minutsaxe recommends peepin www.fuckeminem.com, nice to know us juggalos arent alone like whut?! 4. and ME- i wanted to remind everyone bout the cali gathering June 2nd at Castle Park in Riverside, im there fo sho! ill post the latest of info later this week...ill see everyone at the Twiztid Show as well the middle of June, and also at the Esham/Kool Keith/Mastamind/Natas show in San Francisco on June 30th...

5. be prepared to receive ur gathering shit via mail soon and be sure to hit me up with any questions or any fresh flava u gots to share...im off to blaze..oh and if you ever chat with me, dont get offended when i say i smoke weed, because its pretty friggin obvious and YES I SMOKE WEED...dont be a hater, i got luv for all my juggs...out to fuck with ur papa! woowoo MCL-blaze on....

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LitasJeckelBro@aol.com Lonie from LA Here's an XPW report, and some images from the show.
CLICK HERE FOR THE XPW REPORT

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05/27/01 S.L.O. California


Click the Banner or HERE to see my trip to the Comic Convention pictures. Or click the Shaggy banner to see pics from the LA ICP BLaze Show.

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Radcliff,Kentucky 5/27/2k1
Where's the beef?? Sup ninjalocaros. Peep it out. I got this in the e-mail Info Letter

I am chartering a bus that will be just for us juggalos, no one else except the bus driver, also I have hotel rooms being held for me (20 rooms). I am selling seats on the buses and the hotel rooms. I have 2 options for this:

1. You can just get the bus from me and get the hotel room on your own I can provide the info and maybe still have the room held you just have to let the nice lady at the hotel know that it is on mine. This option will cost you $243, $85 to me for the bus then roughly $158 for the hotel.
2. You can send me $245 and that takes care of all of this (some people don't like the idea of sending someone they don't know this much money which is why there is option 1)Which ever option you chose I will need a $25 deposit for you seat, as of now I don't have a date as to when I need all the money but that will come soon. Upon my receiving of your deposit I will send you a letter of confirmation of deposit with other information on it, I will also be sending a form to be signed stating that you will not damage the bus or the hotel room if you are 18 then you can sign it if not then you must have a parent or guardian sign it for you (I need to watch my back too). Payment will be excepted for either plan so you don't have to send all the money at once.
What to send me with your deposit:
1. Your $25 deposit
2. Who you are
3. Your address
4. Your email address
5. AIM name if you have one
6. Who the deposit is for (if deposit is for more then one person)
7. A list of people that you will share a room with (4 per room)
8. Your age and the age of everyone with you

The bus will be picking us up in Philly, at The Electric Factory. The bus will pick us up at 6:00am on Friday July 13th then drive us out to Toledo Oh., possible a direct no stop ride. Then upon arriving at the hotel (The Radisson, which is a top of the line hotel and ICP stays in this hotel everytime they are in Toledo) we will check in drop our stuff off on our respective rooms. Then we will have from roughly 4:00pm to the end of the first day at the gathering. Saturday will be just for the gathering. Sunday we will check out before the beginning of the events for the day, hopefully we can put our stuff in the bus, then off to the gathering for the final day then after ICP gets done their concert (assuming they play right before it ends) hop on the bus for the trip home, get back to Philly around 10:00am, and there we go.

The bus ride is roughly 9 hours, but, the bus has a bathroom and might have a VCR and if it does we will have ICP/Twiztid videos playing the whole time, plus it will be a bus full of juggalos so you know it will be a great time.
Send all deposits to (deposit should be in check or money order):
Travis Scott
26 Lincoln Ct.
Boyertown PA, 19512

Email: Twiztidfreak@aol.com
AIM: PhillyRingmasta

Well ninjas that's the news for ya. MCL-D3dBdyM4n
THIS TRIP IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH www.milenko500.com OR ITS STAFF IN ANY WAY.

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Radcliff,Kentucky 5/25/2k1
How are my lil crackaz doin? Wussup ninjas well it's me again finna post up some news of some sort. Ok If you've been paying attention to the WWF u'll have noticed that Shane Mcmahon has bought out the WCW on the story line and has announced it will be starting up soon. Well check thi sout I'm gonna give u a little scoop. WWF has a pay per view coming up called Invasion. Hence the term WCW is starting up soon. As well u can tell Stone Cold is acting liek a total bitch like usual. HHH's leg injury is for real he tore his quadracept right off the bone. He will acqure surgery and will be back within 4-6 months so HHH fans just chill out for a while. Last night on Smackdown I saw my personal ninja Tajeri from the ECW playing some dumb ass non english speaking slave for the Commissioner. Hopefully we'll see him in action soon. As well I was watchign Rhino vs Kane for the Intercontinental belt and the announcer said that Rhino was hailing from Detroit Michigan.... Could Rhino! be a juggalo? Who knows? My homie Cory who also is a juggalo has started training with OVW (Ohio Valley Wrestling) which is a subsidiary of WWF. Hopefully he can get up there and represent the juggalos. Now onto Psychopathic News.... On Cue is now carrying the ICP Dolls. The new ones not the old ones. for check it 19.99 a piece. They look about as fresh as a virgin neden. Right now I'm hellie pissed tho cuz I got an acid burn on a tattoo so I might have to go in to get it fixed up. FUCK WORK. Anywho I'm thinking about getting a back piece done in all ICP when I get the design done I'll post it up on here. It's gonna be HELLIE fresh when I'm done with it with all these little dark carnival tidbits contrewing through my brain like a chainsaw through some cold meat. As well peep out General Lee's Studio for you tattoos the number there is 270-352-2837 or u can walk in for an appointment. Ask for Que. He's there Monday Wednesday-Sat. Until then Juggalos I'm out like A quadruple cheese bacon,jalapino', cheddar,swiss,provalone,munster,bbq, sausage, steak, chicken, pork, tripple burger in SoftcoreMikes mouth, like whut, ahh nah woomp there it was. MCL-D3dBdym4n

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Juggalo Hodgee-mAIL Glen Burnie MD 05/24/01
What up south west strangulars. I got some news to give your VCR's a wicked little smile. I just got a wrestling video from Power Play Collectibles Inc.that "rocks the dead". It's a "best of" style video on VAMPIRO in WCW. The video is handmade and contains 11 matches featuring our psychopathic soldier. Get this, 6 of the matches contain ICP including their six man tag match from WCW road wild 99 ppv. So incase you weren't trigger happy with your VCR back when ICP was in WCW, nows your chance. The video also contains a match between Vampiro and Konnan. They used to hate each other for real. They beat the hell out of each other. I got mine today and it's definetely worth it. The tapes are $15 including shipping and you can find them at http://members.theglobe.com/tradeset/default.html or you can email them at tradeds@ptdprolog.net .

Check out this info sent to me by anybodykillafan. Apparently the sitcom "King of Queens" was showing some clown luv. The main charactor of the show is a limo driver and in one scene he says "I gotta go soon and pick up the insane clown posse". Later on the show his wife mentions to him "you need to go pick up the Insane Clown Posse or they're gonna be pissed you're late". Phat huh. Don't forget ninjas, the new release date for the Psychopathic Rydas "rydin dirty" cd is july 3rd. It's gonna be so gangsta crucial we're all gonna have to go lower are rides and wear bandanas around our mouth. "Sraight up son". Till next time ninjas "peace,luv,and juggalo thugz".

Check out these pics of me my scorpion and my Juggalo Tank Top! WOO WOOOO!

PIc #1 CLICK HERE
PIc #2 CLICK HERE
PIc #3 CLICK HERE

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Radcliff,Kentucky 5/24/2k1
Sup ninjas D3dBdyM4n back from some form of vacation that he chose to take. Sorry I've been gone and not updating but this place has had all the news on fuckin lock down. Well as u all know the gathering passes are being shipped out..finally. But what all the juggalos are wanting to know is when will Behind the Paint, The Gathering Video, and The Shaggy show be released. All of us are awaiting it. My predictions are most likely after the gathering or possibly during the gathering. I wanna get ahold of Riding Dirty the songs look like they might bump fresh. Well ninjas all agree that Milenko does bump like shit in your hoop ride. Some told me it's because I had the Sony Xplods and they have good midrange but they are sorry on some low. Unfortunately something happened and now the only thing that runs is my subwoofers. I think I might have blown the line in my shit so none of my satelites work at all. Anyways ninjas, On Cue now has a few ICP videos they a! re carrying that I didn't know they carried. Back Stage Pass, and they have Back Stage sluts as well. Well ninjas that's about all my news for now. I'll be working on my website as much as possible. The new one not the old one. When it's fully operational I'll link it up to my PICS page. Until then MCL-D3dBdyM4n

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05/23/01 S.L.O. California Porn
Juggalo's here is a picture of Me (jugalinko) Missy (cindee) and my homie Geoff Azzopardi (ICP Street Team), Click here for the BiG Pic.

And here is some news from M500's Friends "Missy" and Evil Twin. Peep it.
Bowling With Missy aka SinDee Williams Come and bowl with SinDee and other favorites from the Adult Video Industry. Presented by Video Dealers Software Assn. & The Free Speech Coalition. Bring your camera and lots of film to take pictures !!
Sunday May 27, 2001
7:45pm - 11:00pm
Palos Verdes Bowl
24600 Crenshaw Bl.
Torrance, CA
(310)530-5626
For Information contact:
William Garcia
(562)692-0281
email:musicrev1@cs.com Be who you are and not who some one else wants you to be.

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5-23-2001 IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Woo Woo...damn i never thought i'd be so happy to come hometo my cracked out rat infested, three story "Sony" duplex cardboard box.....complete with two cart garage.Yes ninjaz...yesterday i had a court date for some ill drama and i was mad hoping i wasnt gonna get thrownin the big house and be someones eminem* But after i worked my game on the chick judge.....ok well it wasa dude...but still....im one smooth mofo. The judge decided to show pity...if he didnt i was gonna claim insanityand jes proceed to piss myself while singing theme song to the "Jeffersons" Luckily i didnt have to. All this went down in central cali..where i met up with my m500 homies Jugalinko and SoftcoreMike. We chilled at theofficial office for a bit and took turns acting out our favorite scenes from Shockumentary. Later on Jug told me totake my shirt off and next thing i know im modeling shirts while SoftcoreMike jes watched. Ok maybe i shouldnt have said that part....haha.........nah actually it was to take pics of the fresh NEW load of new ICP t-shirtsthat Jug recently added to the M500 online store. *eminem - LiL' bitch!Ok West coast juggalos...this Saturday i believe is the XPW event here in LA......call up ticketmaster and getur tickets NOW! The Insane Clown Posse along with Vampiro are gonna be there so you know that'll bring out tha juggalos like whut?!?! Let me know if ur going and hopefully we can all meet up. Email me at hotline@milenko500.com if you're going.Aight one last thing before i go back to watching porn....i been feeling kinda lonely on the Psycho Juggalos Hotlinelately....tha abscence of Ry Ry has left me all empty and whut not....so i propose this...i got some free shit to giveaway on the hotline....but i cant think of any contest for you ninjaz....so i need a Juggalo / Juggalette to come upwith a dope ass idea for a contest...and your scrubby ass will get up on the hotline with me and YOU will announcewhut the contest is and whut the prize is.....basically im jes doing this cuz im lazy......but you already knew that so anyway...hit me up ..either by email or leave me a message on the hotline....Woo Woo ......aight im doneimma go watch porn ....oh yea one more thing if ya got some skrilla go to Red Lobster ..they actually gota drink thats called Woo Woo!! Me Jug and Softcore found that out yesterday...thats some funny shit...wellit was to us anyway.....and im not jes saying that so you'll buy more chicken......ok NOW im off to watch pornim out like whut...BaBy WhuT!?!?

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What Went down after the L.A. ICP Show
By Evil Twin
CHECK IT WAT UP NINJAS ITS YOURS AND EVERYONES EVILTWIN. I JUST RECOVERD FROM BEING SICK ASS FUK FROM ALL THE FAYGO AT THE POMONA SHOW IN CALI. AIGHT ICP, BLAZE AND MARZ ARE THE SHIT WE ALL KNOW THAT ALREADY BUT ALOT OF SHIT WENT WRONG NINJAS. ILL SUM IT UP IN CHAPTERS
1. THE MILENKO 500 CREW WASNT THERE SO THATS A MINUS. THEY HIT THE FRESNO SHOW INSTEAD
2.THEY DIDNT SELL ALCHOHOL......WAT THE FUK.WE WERE DRUNK BUT STILL THATS WAK
3.THE VENUE WAS MAD SMALL NO ROOM TO SCRATCH MY BALLS OR NOTHIN .
4.PETE ROK LOST HIS SHOE WICH I THOUGHT WAS COOL CUZ WE WERE CROWD SURFIN BUT HE WAS WININ CUZ HE BROKE HIS TOE(HA HA ).SO IF YOU FIND A OLD AIR JORDAN CONTACT MY PRIMO PETEROK LOL.
5.THERE WERE SOME WHITE POWER PUNKS CAUSIN PANIC IN THE PIT(SOFTCORE WHERE WERE YA WHEN WE NEEDED YA . ANYWAY THEY WERE JUST CRACKIN FOOLS LEFT AND RIGHT FROM WAT MY CREW TOLD ME I WAS UP FRONT ENJOYIN THE CONCERT.
6. LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE CONCERT WAS FINISHED AND I WAS READY TO GET FUKIN DRUNK AGAIN CUZ IN 3 HOURS OF NOT POUNDIN I GET SOBER IM A ALCHOHOLIC WHO CARES SO ARE MOST JUGGALOS DONT LIE.ANYWAY THOSE WHITE POWER FUKERS WERE OUTSIDE CALLIN ANY JUGGALO OUT AND THIS ONE NINJA WAS JUST WALKIN TO HIS RIDE AND THEY STARTED FUKIN HIM UP AND ME AND MY CREW FINALLY SAID FUK THAT.SO WE GOT ABOUT 100 JUGGALOS REAL JUGGALOS AND FORMED A BIG CIRCLE AROUND THESE 8 BITCHES WE WAS ABOUT TO ROK THERE WORLD . ALL WE HEARD WAS PETE ROK YELL LETS GET EM NINJAS. ON THE REAL WE NUTTED UP WE CAHASED THEM PUNKS AND STARTED BRAWLIN PETEROK, SIC VIC,EVILTWIN, AND DEDBODI DALE WERE GETTIN CRAZY. D EVEN BUSTED THERE WINSHEILD I WAS SIK . ALL OF A SUDDEN SOME BITCH YELLED HES GOT A GUN I HET THE DECK LIKE TUPAC TRYED TO DO BUT COME TO FIND OUT SHE WAS FRONTIN TO GET THEM OUTTA HERE DUM AS BITCH. ANYWAY THEY EVEN TRYED TO DO SOME ANYBODYKILLA SHIT AND RUN ME OVER BUT REMEMBER YOU CANT KILL A JUGGALO.THATS MY STORY NINJAS PEACE .
7.P.S CHECK OUT MY RAPGROUPS WEBSITE AT www.lyricalassassins.net CHEK OUT THE TRAKS AND LET ME KNOW WAT YOU THINK EMAIL ME AT eviltwin18@home.com. MAD PROPS TO JUGALINKO , SOFTCORE,PETEROK,SICVIC,DEDBODI D,CLOWN E ,MISSY,ALL NINJAS AT MILENKO AND THE REST OF THIS SHITY WORLD . PEACE CHEK MY GROUP YALL .

More on the Pamona show Incadent
By BACKYARDPIMPS@HOTMAIL.COM
RESPONSE TO THE CONTRARY REPORT ON MILENKO500 WEB SITE BY EVIL TWIN(eviltwin18@home.com.)

WELL, I'LL START BY SAYING THAT I'M GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY REPORTED ON THE INCIDENT @ THE ICP SHOW IN POMONA, CA. BUT, I WILL SAY THAT THERE SOUNDED LIKE SOME FALSE REPORTS. ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE THE CENTER OF THE WHOLE INCIDENT. I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU WERE BUT WHEN THERE WAS ABOUT 15 MF SKINHEADS STANDING IN FRONT OF ME AND MY OTHER 4 HOMEBOYS AS I HAD ALREADY HAD BLOOD RUNNING DOWN THE SIDE OF MY HEAD FROM THE EARLIER INCIDENT WHEN IT TOOK 4 FUCKING SKINEADS AND SOME WEAPON(knuckles) IN THE PIT TO TAKE ME DOWN. AFTER THE SHOW I STOOD IN FRONT OF THEM WITH ARMS CROSSED WITH MY JUGGALO HOMEBOYS STANDING NEAR AND ANOTHER GATHERING AS MANY REAL JUGGALOS AS HE COULD. (oh yeah, and by the way i have the entire incident on video tape that we have now watched too many times). YOU ARE CORRECT WHEN YOU SAY THERE WAS A CROWD OF JUGGALOS THAT FINALLY CHASED THEM OUT AND BEAT IN THERE CARS, BUT I DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW MY LONGHAIRED BUDDY GET HIT FIRST THEN MY OTHER BUDDY TO THE RIGHT GET BLIND SIDED AS WELL AND KNOCKED DOWN AND ALMOST GETTING STOMPED. (remember i have the video tape). FINALLY AT THAT POINT JUGGALOS STEPPED CLOSER AND THE BITCHASS SKINHEADS STARTED RETREATING TO THERE VEHICLES AS THE JUGGALOS CHASED THEM OUT. THIS WAS NOT ON CAMERA, BUT IT WAS MY OTHER BUDDY THAT WAS STANDING THERE THAT PUNCHED OUT THE WINDOW AND THE CUTS AND LITTLE PIECES OF GLASS IN HIS HANDS AND WRIST SHOWS ME REAL EVIDENCE. NOW I AM NOT TRYING TO TALK SHIT, BUT MY CREW IS THE BACK YARD PIMPS (and working on a cd of our own @ home) AND WE ARE JUST BRINGING THE REAL SHIT AND TRUTH TO THIS MATTER FOR ALL JUGGALOS ALIKE. I PERSONALLY HAVE BEEN A JUGGALO SINCE 1995 AND BEEN TO MANY SHOWS AND HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY SORT OF BITCHASS ACTS LIKE THIS. THIS WILL NOT BRING ME DOWN OR KILL ME AS REAL JUGGALOS WILL NEVER DIE. JUGGALOS NEED TO STAND TOGETHER AND NOT LET SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS AT OUR SHOWS. I AM MEXICAN AND WENT TO THE SHOW WITH WHITES, BROWN, AND BLACKS AND WILL BEATDOWN ANY SKINHEADS, NAZI'S, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY CALL THEM SELVES. I RECEIVED A CONCUSION, GOT STAPLES IN MY HEAD, BLOOD DRAINED FROM MY EAR AND STICHES AND AM STILL ALIVE BITCH.
WE TRULY DO APPRECIATE THE FINAL EFFORTS BY THE JUGGALOS AND GIVE MUCH CLOWN LOVE TO ALL. THATS ALL YOU'LL HEAR FROM US NOW TILL WE MAKE ANOTHER SHOUT CAUSE BYP IS IN THE HOUSE. (OH YEAH AND I STILL HAVE THE WACKASS VIDEO TAPE).
oH AND THIS GUY RIPPED OF ME AND SOFTCORE MIKE.!!
327 S. Wabash
Glendora, CA 91741

me and mike only live 2 hrs away from this fuck. He Stole from the m500 store. Were going to this adress this weekend and betting your bitch ass down. If any one in the Glendora Area wants to roll him before we get there, email Jugalinko or softcoremike.

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Milenko500 ENFORCERmay 23, 2001 milwaukee, wi @ 12:07a.m central time
[Mail] [Photo] [Info]
Marz Live Online!!!!
You can see marz perform live at DCN.com, his whole set on may 29th will be broadcatsed from the Blue Note in Columbia, MO LIVE!! plus right now you can see some older live performance he did (with the entire band) from august of 2000 (last year). so get that ass to DCN.com and check that phat shit out motherfuka!!!

gathering tickets and programs
psychopathic has already Begun to send out the programs revealing all the fresh events for the gathering.. and the passes.... this is some bomb motherfukin shit.. they are bein sent out in order of first come first serve. but get that ass to insaneclownposse.com right motherfukin now!! to let jellynutz tell da story!!



juggalos on farmclub
whad up!!! to the juggalos that were on farmclub recently... representing psychopathic like whut!!!! thanx to my homie caspa for that InfO

Rydin dirty july 3rd
thats right..... the offical release date is now july 3rd!!! motherfuka!!














check out this B/B concert review by this crazy ass ninja!!!!
peace and mcl
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05/22/01 S.L.O. California Porn
Click here for the BIgger PIc

Big Green (Geoff Azzopardi), Corey Haim, Jugalinko (Sean Browne)

This is just one pic of many, the rest will be up soon. This is Me (jugalinko) and Geoff from the psychopathic records street team with 80s film star Cory Haim. Were Big fans as we grew up in the 80's and are down with him and Cory Feldman. For all you youngsters here are some films you may know cory from: Lost Boys, With out Mallice, License to Drive,Lucas,Dream a Little Dream,Roomies,Prayer of the Rollerboys, and Silver Bullette. Cory is probobly Sporting his fresh new Juggalette Jersey which he insisted on getting. Both me nor Geoff told him it was for chicks. WOO WOOO cory! Big UpS!

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Juggalo Hodgee-mAIL Glen Burnie MD 04/22/01
What up chicken hunters. I hope everybody had a psychopathic weekend. I did. I don't know about you guys but I'm mad excited about seing our old homie MYZERY perform live friday night at the gathering. I know alot of ninjas show hate to him for leaving psychopathic but you can't deny the fact that he is talented as fuck. He might not be runnin wit the hatchet nowadays but he is still a piece of psychopathic past. I also wish he hadn't of left cause I fucking love how his voice and style contrast with the rest of the crew. Thats one thing you gotta love about psychopathic, all their performers sound different. I'd much rather buy a cd where I can distinguish the different rappers voices. Ya know. Myzery definetely had his own style. Also for Myzery fans going to the gathering, try to pick up a juggalo show box set. A while back I heard a freestyle song he did on the juggalo show with ICP. So unless they edited that out of the set Myzery should be on that as well. Yo, maybe you ninjas could help me out. I have been in a few psycho realm message boards lately and a few posts have said that myzery did a song with psycho realm. I can't find it on napster. If any of you can find it holla back at me. This next news is for all of you ninjas in the MN area. My homie Solo is planing a mini gathering for saturday june 30th 11:30 am. It's either gonna be at MPLS mall of america or valley fair. For more info on that email- solo_juggalo@hotmail.com. Hey ninjas we need to give mad props to our favorite hotline homie Clown E Love. He's going through some hectic shit right now and needs our support. And lastly I wanna give mad props to the dynamic dou Battgirl and Robi....Killa Klownette. I know I almost said robin but word on the streets is that Killa klownette walked up to him on the streets and said "bitch you think you can hide behind those stupid ass goggles". Next she pulled his inside out underwear up over his head and shot him "out ya atmosphere, out ya fuckin atmosphere". And thus our new dynamic dou was formed. Peace MCL!!!

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05/21/01 S.L.O. California D.V.D.A.
Woo Wooo! What up Juggalo's! I just barly got back from the L.A. comic convention. It was dope as fuck! Big Green (Geoff Azzopardi) and J Dirty (Jay Santurie) were running the Booth. They had that shit locked down. Handing out samplers, flyers, Promo Glossies, and Playing Trivia Games for Merchindise prizes. I picked up some ultra rare Merchindise from the Booth for the Milenko 500 store. This merch will be up by this friday. And there is no question that it will not last long. Jay and Geoff were dope to kick it with, we chilled in there fat ass hotel room , flossin Big Pimpin style. The Hotel was right on the Hollwood Blvd. The Room was right on the pool and we were in Luxo Land. We hit the Hotel Bar and got served up some mean drinks, Geoff and Jay were drinkin Whisky Sours and Beer, while i stuck with the Mia Tia's. At one point we even met Cory Haim Star of Licence to Drive and many other films. Me and Geoff got some pics with him and he insisted on getting a Juggalette Jersey, and we didnt even bother to tell him its for chicks. Right On Cory! Your a Mark.

Me and Geoff also met up with the guy who played Kurt Cobain on mtv's COBAIN and he also was the Voice of the SCreem Ghost, from the movie screem. Hollwood is trpy running into big stars left and right.

I took a bunch of pics that ill be getting tommorow. Ill put them up asap. But as far as what items im going to add here you go.
Terror Wheel T
Rotten Treats T
Milenko Halowicked T
COC Sanity T
5x Hatchet Boy
Rydas T's
Big Stank Lil Poot T
Psychopathic Baseball Jersey

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kiLLa KlowneTTe 420 04/17/01 S.F. California
A few things that mite be good for a student to have, would be, perhaps, the ability to count, for instance, the ability to uhh, take direction, ya know, a few tings that Jamie lacks, ya know, theres like a 1,2,3 jamies gone by then… Juggalos! In da house like eminem up in dre! Wassup! Just recovering from my weekend this beautiful yet shitty Monday morning…on Saturday I went to a wrestling convention up at the California Muscle Sports Complex in Sac-town Cali with PCW, CWF and some other wrestling group. I mobbed up. After poppin enough vicadin to choke both Violent J and Billy Bill, we drove up north and got lost for what seemed like 3 fuckin hours. Eventually we arrived and worked the place like britney spears, like a whore searching for her last crack rock, and bounced outta that bitch just in time to stop at the local XXX shop for some good ol’ fashioned fun. When we got back to the bay area, we started with the tequila shots and southern comfort shots, and the beer, of course. We listened t! o some beats, talked the shit, a nd jammed out bout 5 am or somethin to go blaze some chronic like whut?! Kenny from KDC let me know that there are 2 juggalo mini-gatherings in Ohio, for those of you who don’t know quite yet…One is on June 4th and one is on June 7th, they are both at Kings Island…The one on June 4th is for the juggalos with season passes to bring their friends for free(bring a friend free day) …the one on the 7th is a normal day but they are working on a group discount… Jestertat13408@yahoo.com (ryan) told me bout Howard Stern last Thursday when “that chic” from Letters to Cleo was on. Howard mentioned the crush J had/has on her, and she wouldn’t say shit cause she said she feared the juggalos, and said she didn’t wanna get shot after she left the studio. Like we give a shit about her or something and arent used to the usual dissing we get from ignorant peeps. Anyways! Jamiesbattgirl, my best juggalette friend, well I stole some news from her site (http://www.angelfire.com/music3/WickedJuggalettes/)… ”Check it out I heard that ICP is coming out with a book that will be called "Behind the Paint" due on Halloween 2001!In this book ICP will reveal phat info that juggalos have never heard before. Secrets about them, secrets about whatever they phuckin wanna tell secrets about so be on the look out around All Souls Day 2001!“ also peep this! My girl also mentioned that faygo, the ultimate juggalo drink, well, that and vodka, haha, is supposed to be available worldwide at none other then our favorite place to hang out on a Satruday nite, K-Mart!! Isnt that the best thing since cherry-flavored Mountain Dew!? Woowoo! Im outta this bitch like whut?! MCL to my bat girl juggalette partner in crime JamiesBattGirl of course, and also to sinister2dope, darklotus1, strutz21, mac of ev.

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Radcliff,Kentucky 5/20/2k1
What the hell is up juggalos Hey I'm back for now from my small vacation somethings have been bugging me so I have to point out my views on a few things. None of this is ICP related. Nor is it Dark Carnival Related. This is one on one with the juggalos from me to you all. Lately there has been a rash of juggalos and juggalettes dying or being in accidents. No offence to any of you all but I'm gonna be quite blunt on this subject because of my beliefs on suicide. I mean no harm or ill will to anyone but personally this pisses me off. I've lived on this planet for 21 years almost 22, and in my 22 years of existance I've went through some rough times and I've went through some good times. More good times then rough but the rough times have made me the person I am. In everyones life we hit rock bottom at least once or twice. I've hit it twice so far but everytime I've scraped myself off the concrete. Every person has some type of task that they must complete within their lif! etime. It's just your God Given thing. Every person has the ability to do things and the intelligence, street smarts, book smarts, or just common sense to succeed in life. Now where am I getting at? I'm getting at that suicide isn't worth it. No matter what the reason unless you are dying of cancer or some disease and you are suffering physically. We all have times in our lives where we find this one special person and we get with them and then things are peachy fuckin keene for a while but then they turn to shit and you lose this special person. But no man woman or child on the face of this planet is worth killing yourself over. Not 1 single person. Suicide is not only a stupid act but also a selfish one at that. First off look at all the shit in the future you can do. Christmas', Thanksgiving' Gatherings, Hallowickeds all that shit. You have a goal and that is to have kids and have a family. Some people just want the small things in life while others want the nice cars and h! igh paying jobs it's all what we set our goals in life to be. Plus you have to look at the fact of If you commit suicide look at all the people you will be hurting in the process. Yes your life is over and you don't have to "suffer" from whatever mental unstable ailment you have but the suffering doesnt in. Your parents have to deal with the fact that you killed yourself and they think it's their fault. You have to deal with the fact that your friends will go on missing that one homie in the crew because he's gone. If you have any younger brothers or sisters what kind of example are you setting for them? Not a very good one obviously. No matter how bad you get depressed or how bad things get you always have to look for the carnival. You always have to look for the big things in life make yourself succeed in life no matter what the cost of it is. Even if it means you wanna sport a Hulk Hogan T-shirt and Dew Rag while working at the fast food drive through at McDonalds. Just kee! p your head up and your emotions like that low because you don't wanna become another fuckin statistic ninjas. We're losing ninjas as fast as we're gaining them so we need to keep the ninjas we got and not do stupid shit. HULKAMANIA BROTHERS! IT's RUNNIN WILD! W000 I'm out MCL-D3dBdyM4n

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Juggalo Hodgee-mAIL Glen Burnie MD 04/19/01
What up freaks of the night. My work week is finally over. Woo woo. Time to unwind. Hey,word around campfire is that their might be a new performer opening up the freekshow tour. Well maybe. I was on a old school wicked style rapper named Necro's site(www.necrohiphop.com). On the message board the webmaster states that Necro will be opening up the Twiztid freekshow tour and even lists all the tour dates. I emailed the webmaster and asked for details. He got back at me and stated that It's about %75 official that it'll be going down but he said he will know for sure on monday.

Hey whats this? Panic Attack! No, not me. Tounges! It's the name of a new ICP track to be featured on Eshams new cd (tounges)dropping june 19th. Oh hell yeah. Hey, check this out ninjas. I was at the record store today and asked the feeble little bleach blonde boy behind the counter for a release date on Dark Lotus. Get this, he looked at me didn't say a word and typed ONE button on the cpu. He then looked at me and said "no date". He even started to walk away. I was like look no "fuck this shit" and reached over and grabbed him by the shoulder. He turned and looked at me. I was ready to leave a hatchet man tatoo in his dome courtesy of my psychopathic class ring(the one I purchased from the M500 store). A shameless plug I know. Anyways, I was there with my head tilted like a german shepard ready to bite and a mean muggin look on my face. I said "fuck that you can try , now type the whole word". It was friday and I just didn't give a fuck. When outta nowhere a different kind Justice was served. His manager walked over and told me he had seen the whole thing. He took that chump to the back and that was the last I saw of him. Oh well, I guess my ring will have to wait till next time. Well juggalos have a psycho weekend. MCL!!!

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PacMan Easton Maryland May 15th 2001
I'm high on crack wanna freebase? Ok wwhat the hell is up ninjas ninjettes, juggalos, juggalettes, juggalocos and juggalocas. Pacman up in this bitch to tell ya'll some news. I have none but I'm updating just to get my name back in the lights lol. Anywho. D3dBdyM4n told me to tell u all wussup. He gave me a shout out the other day and told me to tell ya'll that he got fined a jackload of fuckin money for bumping esham in some shitty town. Something like 200 bonez. Also our chat is under new management. Some ninja named |hydroponik_Juggla| is running the chat now and it has merged with TJCN to make the ultimate juggalo chat. Thas right more ninjas roming in the room. Hell yah. In news on the Psychopathic Records store they are now giving away new free shit like fuckin baseball caps and shit. Also they are offering next day and 2nd day priority shipping. I don't know about you all but I dont' wanna diss their store but we got more flavor to ours.! We got old shit new shit neat shit fuckign stinky shit. Now a little bit about myself. My real name is Ernest I'm from Easton Maryland people call me Ernie. I don't like my name but u can call me Lathium Malachai or some shit liek that I dont' give a fuck just dont' call me by my real name. I'm single but I don't want no skanky skinny bitches runnin around taking the money I don't got. I'm good friends with some of the m500 crew the others I really don't know. Finally I stab people for a living. It's pretty cool. Anywho I'm about to bounce of this bitch so I can go get some head from some bitch down the street. Much Clown Luv and Hatchet Chops to all the juggalos out there. Pacman

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05/18/01 Oceano California
Fresno Blaze Pics CLICK HERE
aye WHAT UP NINJA"S, i'm back from the fresno show, an ok it's was like this, when we got there we found a hotel like 20 yards from the venue, i think it was the only building besides the venue that wasn't burned out an condemed, my room was phat , mirors on the ceiling an all the wall, way porno, so after a few cocktails a pipe loads to get my head right, we met up with some random juggalo's, some had teeth, some had mullets, but most of um where pretty kool, but some info to ninja's who may meet me or jugalinko at future shows, WE ARE NOT FAMOUS, if you wanna kick it fine but i'm not down with jock ryda's, so after i get my buzz on an my make up done right we headed to the venue, an thanx to the juggalo's who let us cut in front of them so we could walk right in. as usual i headed st8 for the bar for the WEAKEST rum an coke ever made, it's a good thing i snuck my flask in or i woulda sobered up right quick, here's where the fun starts, a circle got started an ol'skool jcw shit went down you know i had to have a peaice of the action but nun of the kids where down they juss wanted to jump off my sholders for power bombs an shit.

Ok so the show started an marrs came on stage, i was DRUNK when i took the pics to yea there are some whack ones, so i took a couple pics of marrs i walkd around an stepped to BILLY BILL an he's not at all what i expected, i was fully expecting him to be a dick but he was nice as hell, and i offered to buy him a drink an he's juss like " no thank you not while i'm working, but thanx alot" he' was kool but that man needs a dentist,COME ON BILLY GET YOUR GRILL FIXED UP WITH PLANTINUM FRONTS.

I wandered over to the merch booth an talked to the world famous Tom Dub, an he's not as small or scrawny as he looks in JCW 1 or 2, i guess that's juss compared to abdula and Hornswagling hilbilly, so i waited til blaze came on, an staight up blaze TORE it up, his new shit is dope as fuck an his news jerseys are tight to, and it's about damn tyme he got rid of the panty hoes on his face, so after Blazes set there was in intermission so i wanderd around an i don't know what happend but there where like 3 EMT's there one was givein mouth to mouth to some girl i think there where some overdoses there from whack mutherphukers shootin up an shit.

I moved on to the back of the crowd, this is where the HOES where kickin it, some trick showed up with juss makeup a bra an a thong, an madd chicks were makein out with each other,so i go an throw the mack down, spit some game, an try to reel one of these sluts back to the room, i found this one hotty, offered her a couple shots out of the flask she loosned up an ended up on my sholders, i don't know if you have ever had hott young bald nedden agaist the back of your neck (you know you have) but it's a tripp, my kneck was splitting her apart at the lips and her clit was messaging my back.

So after gettin sprayed with faygo, an gettin my fill of the dark carnival all i'm thinkin about is gettin some, so i talk'd this girl into heading back to the hotel early for the after party, so we get outside an i get a good look at her, an she's lil, like i mean MAYBE 16 maybe, probobly, i hope, so we made out in front of my hotel room an all i'm thinkin about is the toss up between jail an nedden, it's a hard decision, that hopefully i'll have to make agin at the gathering, WOO WOOOOO, so after pullin tounge for a few minutes she said her dad was pickin her up after the show an that we should hang out in front so she could ask her dady if she could stay, i said "FUCK that" i'm not gonna wait to meet the man who'll press charges! So i juss told her to go home, I said "run along". I showered an the show got out maybe 5 minutes later cuz that's when juggalo's started showing up so after some bullshittin i get sent out for fast food, with some ninja i never met b4, i juss knew his wife was hott as fuck! So thinkin we where only goona be gone a few minutes I go with him, but no we're gone for 2 hours , he plays me every song from his local horrorcore group an talk'd about god know what for ever, i thouggt he was gona take me out to a farm feild an try an kill me so the last hour of drivein i had my hand on my knife the whole tyme juss watin to get my shank on, but we got back with some in an out burger around 2 am, aN I MISSED THE WHOLE AFTER PARTY, well i use to think i'd go to hell to see an ICP show, and that's still true, but i'l never go back to FRESNO for one, but it was dope as fuck, but driving through the California Vally is FUCKIN WHACK, aight i'm out MCL

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05/17/01 S.L.O. California D.V.D.A.
Fresno ICP Pics CLICK HERE
Were Back! Me Softcoremike, and our home boy Paul rolled to Fresno. To View the Pics Click HERE. We Hit up the most Gheto Hotel we could find, and began drinking Red Bull and Vodka and tearing up the chron. Imediatly after SoFtCoRe was in a figting/pissed off mood,(ie, after mad cocktails) so we went to the show. There was some bad ass wrestling going on in the croud. People were standing around juggalo wrestlers like it was a break dancing sesion. Softcore jumped in at one time and some juggalo jumped off his sholders while standing on them, then on to another guy for a human powerbomb. Eventualy Security broke that up. Considering that there was about 1 cop or rent a cop to every 2 or 3 juggalos. It was a joke. They were ready for a war! At one point it was almost a repeat event, cause there was a person in attendence with a Chronic 2000 T shirt on and the Juggalos Were'ent Having it. The guy got surrounded and it ended up in some one offering to buy him an icp shirt if he took it off, he agreed and the shirt was then took into the juggalos in the audience and tore up and reemed out like eminem.


Eventualy after the bar served the weakest drinks at the whackest prices (1 shot per 8 ounces of soda type shit! 4.00) Marz hit the stage! They were pretty fresh i must say and there make up is a good addition. There are 2 guys on stage, they both wear a sort of big mouth style make up with a half black and half white tone. They were hype and pumped the croud up.

There was an intermission at that point then Blaze my Dead Homie Came out! Bottom line is this, blaze ya dead homie stole the show for me. He came out playing real g shit, and then later on played his amazing new shit thats bout to come out. Stuff from his cd called "one Less g in the hood". Maggotface and hoodrat are awsome live. Blaze Raps like no other style iv herd. Str8 up he's the shit and as far as im concerned psychopathic has gained a 3rd devastating rap group with Blaze and Anybody Killa, I easily think blaze is the caliber of Twiztid and ICP! Blazes new stuff is the type of music your gona wana bump in your ride while your rollin. If you got a Fat Stereo system Blaze is the type of rap for bumpin! I cant say enough about how dope blaze is so im stop hound dogin bout him for now.

After blaze bailed there was a slight entermission. Me, Paul and Softcore got some more cock tails, and marinated at the bar. The security even took my stash, and glass chorn rig, cause we hot boxed the bathroom, that bitch ass whack security guard is probobly enjoying it about now. Softcore went over to Billy Bill and rapped with him while I went to say sup to Tom Dubb. Tom has a shaggy 2 dope hair style now. Same style only Tom's is Blue. This was my first time meating both Tom Dubb and Billy Bill. Both of em were down as fuck and im now giving them a Wooo Wooo for getting the Job Done! Not to mention that we also gave shouts to Ry Ry 2 slow, the dopest Employee of Psychopathic Records Related to Clown E Love. You can see Ry RY in some of the Pics we took.

Finaly ICP hit the stage and shit got live as fuck! They have the same set as the last tour but some shit is missing cause juggalos tore it up along the last tour. J and Shaggy gave it there all on stage and the rumor of No faygo was fake, when they tossed it on us juggalos like rain. It was soaking wet in there and shit was hot as fuck! So hot infact that some juggalette's needed to take off there shirts to cool down. SoFtCoRe had this chick on his sholders that was about 15 and stacked like she was 22. There were thongs, and bra's and nudity. ICP makes the panties come off the juggalettes its amazing, but anyways, durring many of the sets icp had Blaze on stage and he fuckin ripped it up. I dont mean to mention blaze agin but he tears it up on stage with icp. It was the shit. At one point Blaze layed down DEAD and spun around on a stage prop for the whole song! And just like last tour at the end ICP invites all the Juggalos on stage, I jamed right up there and ran for Blaze gave him a Woo WOooo, (he remembered me, LOL im a Blaze Hound Dog) and then i turned around and the whole Stage was covered in Juggalos and It was shifing hard. The croud fell and so did J and Shaggy, Violent J was just swimming in the falling croud like it was lake. Swimming through juggalos. He was in what looked like a panak attack. I was trippin we all helped him up and he was ok. It was the shit! And J is a Don Mega, and was just probobly soaking in the Aww of Juggalos Floating him around. They bailed the stage and that was the end of it.

Esham/Kool Keith/Mastamind/Natas
Thu 06/21/01 West Hollywood, CA Key Club
Fri 06/22/01 Mesa, AZ Nile Theatre
Fri 06/22/01 Phoenix, AZ Peoria Sports Complex
Sat 06/23/01 Las Vegas, NV Thomas & Mack Center Parking Lot
Sun 06/24/01 Fresno, CA CSUF Amphitheatre
Wed 06/27/01 Chula Vista, CA Coors Amphitheatre
Wed 06/27/01 Solana Beach, CA Belly Up Tavern
Fri 06/29/01 Anaheim, CA House Of Blues
Fri 06/29/01 Los Angeles, CA Los Angeles Mem. Coliseum
Sat 06/30/01 San Francisco, CA Maritime Hall
Sat 06/30/01 San Francisco, CA Pier 30 / 32
Sun 07/01/01 Lake Tahoe, CA Boreal Ridge Resort

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5-17-2001
Woo Woo....wasssup ninjaz....its yo homie Clown E....sayin a big WHUT UP to all u JuGGaLos out there u know who u r....the sick ass ninjaz who after downloading porn...pop on over here to m500 to get the latest info on tha Dark Carnival and Psychopathic...i should know im one of em...but anyway..fuck...i got some back breakin news to post on this beeeyach...some of you prolly already know....but the other half of the Psycho Juggalos hotline...Ry Ry has now taken over the official InSaNe CLoWn PoSSe hotline skoolin it like whut!! You might remember my cousin Ry Ry from the Psycho Juggalos Hotline ...now he's on tour with Insane Clown Posse on the world famous Bizzar Bizaar Tour and now updates the official hotline....call that ninja up at (734)480-3910 and tell him Clown E said Waaaaaaazzzzzzzzzuuuuuuup MUHFACKO! Speakin of my cousin Ry Ry.....he's in town with tha tour for the show tonite at the Glass House in Pomona!!! Hope all you Cali juggalos show up and show yo love for the fuckin atom bomb show that is the BIZZAR BIZAAR SHOW. Dayum i got more news for Cali juggalos!!.....This sunday May 20th theres gonna be a Comic Convention at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles and the Psychopathic Road team is gonna be there sellin all kinds of rare merch like Big Mone Hustlas on DVD! So if ur in LA u should hit up the Shrine Auditorium at: 700 W. 32nd Street Times: 9:30am - 5pm Admission: $5 Hmmm i think thats it so lemme give some shout outs......Deadbabe in Grand Rapids, Lexie in Las Vegas, DimeSac D, Jellynuts, Matt Nips, Adam, mah homie Fear, Spiderman, Oscar and the SouthGate Juggalos.....oh and one last special shout out goes to mah Canadien homie Juggalo Jeremy.....my prayers are with u bro...stay up ninja . Aight this clowns out like whut BaBY Whut!?!?

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kiLLa KlowneTTe 420 04/17/01 S.F. California
and then boom, something hits the van. i look out the rearview... and theres a couple painted up freaks....the big one...he was hungry...it appeared to me that the big one was possibly contemplatin eating the little one...

This update is personally dedicated to JAMIE MADROX from the San Francisco Juggalette they call lil killa aka KILLA KLOWNETTE 420!!!!! props to the mad pimpin dark karni FREEK!!!!!!!!! call up jamie and blaze anytime at 313-438-2812 and give him some more luvin like WHut!??!!!!!

wassup my painted freaks?! well normally i would be giving you my lowdown on the icp show last nite, but i didnt make it. my car was still in the shop til today and i couldnt get any time off from work. get this, my co-worker wrote an email to my boss saying how i really should have time off for the show since i came in over the weekends and stayed for 12 hour days to get the time off. an hour later, he was fuckin FIRED!! dood this wasnt some minimum wage job, this guy made about 80 grand a year here! i was like holy shit dood. that tells you how nice my boss is. my boss was yellin "dont tell me how to run my company!!" dayum! mad pms-ing ho!

PROPS TO SILE3NTVISION for the MARZ and BLAZE pics on my previous baby update!!!!!!!!!!!! hey peep this email i got from PsychopathicBDJ:

OPERATION MAGIC NINJA!!!!

When : Wednesday, July 25, 2001
Where : Times Square,New York City
The Target : MTV Studios
Time : 12 PM
What to Bring:
Facepaint
Any Psychopathic Gear
Any T-shirt,Sweatshirt,Jacket with Brittney,NSYNC,BSB,etc.
Pro-Brittney,NSYNC,BSB,etc. signs
Faygo
Why you ask?
Here's the deal.... It's time we fight back and show MTV that Juggalos are not to be fucked with! They stopped us before with Operation Lienda but now is the time for revenge. We as Juggalos need to show the world that we are a force to be feared. So I say now we invade the corporate music whore known as MTV and show them what we're all about.
Plan of Attack:
1. Get your ass to NYC
2. Wear as much pop crap as possible (Britney T's,BSB Jackets,NSYNC Hoodies,etc.)
3. Underneath all that pop crap rock the freshest Psychopathic shit you own.
4. Invade the massive crowd in Times Square for TRL and blend in. (DO NOT travel in a posse! It will work better in two's and three's) We need to get as many Juggalos inside as we can!
5. Once inside try to get in front of a camera with all your pop shit and signs.
6. Wait till a commercial break and go to the bathroom. (DON'T go in groups! One by one)
7. Once in the bathroom take off all that pop crap gear and rock the Hatchet! If you have face paint throw it on as well!
8. Wait till right before they come back from commercial break and get back in front of those cameras.
9. Represent your Juggalo pride in front of the world! Once they're on the air they won't ant to make a scene and look bad on TV.
10. If you get tossed out of the building go have some fun with the other ninjas there. Drink Faygo..chant ICP...just DON'T get arrested!!!

Remember Juggalos....we will rule the world...this is just the first step! Watch each others backs and represent your Juggalo pride!

dayum! lets see how that goes! remember m500 is not responsibile for any chaos that may result from this action! hehe!! ok also strutz21 wants to let ya'll know that Alternative Press Magazine has a lil blurb or what not about Twiztid's new tour and also some 411 about the gathering!

KDC aka Knights of the Dark Carnival in ur face like whut!? jake (juggalo52@juno.com) let me know that KDC is a worldwide tag crew 4 juggalos! they give no fucks if u suck ass at taggin, they just wanna spread the power of the dark carnival, so use markers, spray paint, pens, rocks(scratch that shit on the pavement haha) or do anything that helps make the DC visisble round town! they gots a website and will give u mad props 4 ur work! so let him know if ur down my mad circus freaks! hey if u got time, peep out this review on the icp concert in pocatello, iD: go to www.geocities.com/dogbeats86 woowoo remember CALI JUGGALOS has A JUGGALO GATHERING on JUNE 2nd IN RIVERSIDE at Castle PARK!!!!!!! hit me up or clown e LOVE so we can get an idea of how many juggalos we can meet!!!!!!!!
lets see i best cut out b4 i tire ur eyes, i know how them white contacts can dry out after a lil bit of work. Remember we are freaks of the nite we dont die and we get fuckin HIGH!!!!!
To Me From romieb@midusa.net

Hey wassup my juggyjuggylette....this is VylntRomedogg,I emailed you a while back...well I thought Id email you again and give you this pic of me with The Rudeboy at a "Gentlemans Club" I happen to work at...In between ICP's Denver and Kansas City Shows they stayed in my shitty town and we invited them out to "The G Spot" the place i work the door and DJ at...So i was working the door that night and about 10:30 .In walks Rudy,Shaggs,Patrick and Another guy I cant remember his name,They said he was on the road with them writing ICP's Book...anywayz they ended up staying till closing time and after me and my juggalo homie got all the muthafuckin hound doggin ass bitches outta there we gots to chill with them for about 45 minutes... they signed our Bizzar/Bizaar posters and my extra copies of the Jeckel Bros. Cds and got our pictures takin with The King of Hardcore"Rudeboy"...I had just bought JCW Vol.2 that day and watched it like 3 times ..so i told rudy i watched him get his face stabed the fuck up earlier that day..he was really personable as was Shaggs and Patrick....It was funny Rudy and Shaggs started wrestling all over the Bar after closing time ....And they Let us in to the K.C. show free the next nite...it was fresh as hell,anywayz heres the pic.of Rudy choking the shit outta me...Put it up on the site if ya want ,Theres another pic of me just for the hell of it....The one with Rudy i look like 9/10ths dead...lol....Later

blaze on ninjas!!!!!!! mcL to aLL especially 2 my very best juggalette friend, the SF juggalette JAMIESBATTGIRL!!!!!!!! *girlies with black hoods mobbin to the wicked shit*.........like whut!?

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Juggalo Hodgee-mAIL 04/17/01
What up magic ninjas. Next time your in the magazine isle check out the june issue of MAD Magazine. On the cover is Dre's main woman. Yep, you guessed it FEMINEM. It has a drawing of slim anus and tons of other bird chested blondes and it quotes "will the real Slim shady please shut up, please shut up". Hell yeah. This next piece of news isn't really psychopathic but it leads into it. check it out. I work with the mentally disabled. Yesterday one of the disabled guys(client) came into my office to get something. He noticed a wrestling magazine on my desk. He has a speech problem. He has more communicating problems than mental. I spoke with him for a good 20 minutes about matches I'd seen and wrestlers I like and stuff. Earlier today I was in my office and he came in smiled and handed me a video and walked out. When I got home I played the tape. I was totally shocked. He had recorded me every match I mentioned the day before and more. About 7 hours worth. Just out of kindness. It may not sound like news ninjas, but if you knew this guy and the bad hand life has dealt him. I'm just shocked he still has kindness to share. Just goes to show never judge a book by it's cover. Onto more psychopatic news. Remember violent J say this "I've been to ECW before,before". Well on the tape my client made it has the ECW PPV ICP was on. The PPV is called ECW Hardcore Heaven 97. Violent J does an interview and they get attacked by Rob van dam and Sabu. The PPV also features Taz, Dudley Boyz, Sabu, Sunny, and Jenna Jameson. I bet you ninjas have seen many of her mov...I mean matches. You can buy this official video from RF video. www.rfvideo.com. Or call (215)-891-9404. Well juggalos hope that info is useful to ya. MCL!!!

PS.
I just discovered something phat. I rented a movie yesterday called "pay it forward". It just came out tuesday. I was watching it and guess who's in it. VAMPIRO. Well kinda. The little boy in the movie(same kid from 6th sense) loves wrestling. He was watching it and guess who was wrestling. VAMPIRO vs. kidman. It showed a good bit of the match. The kid cheered on vamp. Then I was thinking "why did I rent this movie"? Don't get me wrong it was a great movie but I don't ever rent dramas. Hey, no joking did the dark carnival contact my ass or something. Whoa. Must be some dark Lotus voodoo. Nobody, including my newsphomaniac self knew that movie showed a vamp match. "voodoo....runnin from my magic". MCL!!!

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PacMan Easton Maryland May 15th 2001
Y0 Y0 Y0 what it is mother fuckers. This is the new Reporter Pacman chillin like a screamin deamon. I wanna say good luck to D3dBdym4n as he has left the site to pursue bigger fatter women. Hopefully we'll see that mother fucker sooner then later. Ok now I know this has been said but I'm gonna say it again but Http://www.insaneclownposse.com has billy bills new interview up on that mother fucker. Also here are the new Twiztid Tour Dates for your bitch ass it's just a fucking list but still Go FLY AND FUCK YERSELF IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!
June 14 Cleveland, OH Agora Theater
June 15 Columbus, OH Newport Music Hall
June 16 St. Louis, MO Galaxy
June 19 Las Vegas, NV Huntridge Theater
June 20 Anaheim, CA House of Blues
June 21 San Diego, CA Cane’s
June 22 Tucson, AZ Rialto Theater
June 23 Albuquerque, NM Sunshine Theater
June 26 Houston, TX Fitzgerald’s
June 28 Atlanta, GA The Masquerade
June 29 St. Petersburg, FL State Theater
June 30 Boynton Beach, FL Orbit
July 2 Virginia Beach, VA The Abyss
July 3 Pittsburgh, PA The Metropol
So Check that shit out ninjas buy your fuckin tickets. Before I go I wanna give a big shout out to lil killa u sexy bitch you I wanna nail you. Come on give an east coast ninja a chance y0! I'll love u forever Peace out Juggalos and MCL

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Radcliff,Kentucky 5/15/2k1
Wussup Juggalos and Juggalettes!!! SOrry for the lack of updates and shit BUT I'm sicker then a fuckin dog and I've been mad busy workin on my personal site as well as chatting and answering questions with the aol juggalos. BIG NEWS ON THE ICP KENTUCKY CONCERTS. I was watching the news the other nite and we got represented by them. We were on the news Milenko500 was. Anywho according to Paroquet Springs the reason why ICP is not welcome back to Shepardsville is due to the fact that the Paroquet springs Conference Center is closed for the summer for addons to the building. Louisville Venues are also booked for the summer which is a bunch of shit so all we have to look forward to is the Dark Lotus Instore tour. Now Juggalos I was wondering if the same shit happens to you. When I bump The Great Milenko in my hoop ride it sounds like ass. Now I have 2 12" Pyles and a 700 watt amp with 2 SOny Xplode 6x9's. Now if you have the same problem e-mail me if u don't and it sounds good let! me know cuz I can bump everything else in that car from 3-6 Mafia to Esham and it sounds fucking fresh but the fact is Milenko doesn't bump right for some reason and I can't figure out why I've turned alot of my Gains and Bass Boosts up and down while listening to it and fucked with my equalizer on my cd player and it doesn't quite fuckin work. So gimme a hollar on what I can do. ALso I have court tomorrow for my Public Nuisance on the fact that I was rolling through a redneck town bumpin Esham the Unholy. It's some shit so I'll find out how much I'm gonna get fined. Today is the first time I've been on the computer in a few days so I checked out our site and laughed at the intro. N E. Who I'm out like my fucking stomach at work today. MCL-D3dBdyM4n

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05/15/01 Oceano California
Im out this bitch for the Night! Me and Jugalinko are bailing to the Fresno ICP and Blaze Concert. Were gona get back to you with how it was n what have you in a few days. Oh n peep headcases news from yesterday cause its got some flavor.

From the Secret Backshelves of Psychopathic we now have Long Sleeve Riddle Box T's and by next week also Jake N Jack long sleeve. R box is up now. Im doing all the shipping so you know its gona be done right and you know ill hook you up on mad free stuff. Jugalinko usualy has 5 diffrent types of flyers to give out and at least 1 maybe 2 Sampler cd's. All free. N we dont care if you just get a sticker or Jersey, Free stuff. I usualy say fuck it and give multiple amounts of stuff for free.

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Juggalo Hodgee-mAIL 04/15/01
What up neck cuttas. Hope everybody got to spend a lil QT with ya moms sunday. That reminds me, I gotta take violent J's mom song off my ans machine. And speeking of holidays i put up a picture that i took of Dark Lotus and Doug Dial Giving Rude Boy Props on his Birthday. Click on the Picture to see the full view.

Thanks to the whole M500 crew for making me a member of your elites! Check it out, I'm sure you ninjas have heard by now that the legendary Eshams new cd "tounges" is due out june 19th. That song by esham"cunt killers" (feat. violent J) you ninjas heard on the race riot cd is gonna be on it. Thats not the only psychopathic flavor on there. TWIZTID also has a song on there called "lyrical Suicide". I guess the D-12(feminems Lackeys) got jealous or something cause Guess who just decided to put their cd out on the same date. Yep, the D-12(dirty diapers). Damn, they copied the style of twiztids mostasteless re-release cover art and now they want to put thier new cd out same day as esham. Be original sometimes.

In other psychopathic news, it's rumored that Vampiro might be going over seas to tour with all japan pro wrestling in late june. Just a rumor so far. He'll still be at the gathering though. Vampiro vs. Sabu in the main event of JCW at the gathering. That gives me chills just thinking about all the wonderful mayhem to come. Sabu is without a doubt the most hardcore wrestler I have ever witnessed live. He just don't give a fuck.

Mad props to my OG homie Mike aka camrodity who just turned 21. We gotta go there again. Thanks for the Luv you been showin and Jenn. Well ninjas that about does it for now. Holla at ya later. MCL!!!

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kiLLa KlowneTTe 420 04/15/01 S.F. California
Here is a pic of Marz and Blaze in there new make up. There is Live onstage.

You click on the picture and you get the full view. Thats how i did it. I like to make thumb nails to make them more accesible. Hey if anyone wants to cyber contact SoFtCoReMiKe.

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Milenko500 ENFORCERmay 14th , 2001 milwaukee, wi @ 11:50 P.M central time
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Mortins list Interview

just as I promised... i typed up the whole interview from the gencon magazine with rob (jump steady), Jess, and Nathan. So CLICK HERE to read that shit now!

Interview with Billy Bill On insaneclownposse.com . thats right an interview with billy bill explaining the TRuth!! about what happened in omaha nebraska last tuesday night when he choked that eminem fan. that will be up on insaneclownposse.com sometime tommorow afternoon (meaning tuesday may15th) so go check that good shit out!!

Some gathering NEWS!!!

Three Six Mafia will be performing at the gathering!!!........
the gathering passes and 32 page booklet should be at your house on may 25th....... one day later on may 26th they will post all events and times at www.juggalogathering.com if you have not yet ordered your tickets click here to do that now!

and thats it for me today..... I will be back...
MCL
headcase
"wicked Work wiLL be DonE"

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kiLLa KlowneTTe 420 04/14/01 S.F. California
hey my homies whats the haps! im still recovering from the excitement of not only the new code red cherry-poppin, uhh i mean flavored, mountain dew, but the excitement of hearing an eminem fan get the beat down for being the jack off that he is. billy bill is my psychopathic idol now, anyone who would choke an eminem fan rocks my world. that shit is fresh. i need a major asskicker by my side for life to fend off ur dad! what an exciting week, i dont know if one can ask for more then that!

Peep out our intro By Clicking Here, Its the M500 Family posing up as g-force. Check it. Done by Clown E Love, the Dead Body Lover.

mad props to our newest member Juggalo Hodge, representing like a true ninja does like whut! dayum he is all full of the info making me look all bad and shit hehe. he made me look like a lil' bitch!! sho u rite! good luck and much love to you from killa also know to you as tha dead body thrilla woowoo!

killa's karni ride is still in the graveyard, im hoping to have that p.o.s. running by tuesday!! i have all my fresno show plans ready to live out, and all i need is that damn barney ride- yes, my car is purple *head down in shame* to help me out! so ninjs goin to the fresno show i hope i can see u there!

i hope everyone treated their mummy to a nice dinner escorted by a nice tall glass of faygo on mommy's day. any juggalos still down to go to the cali gathering at castle park in riverside June 2nd let me know!

also check out Meltdown Magazine with icp on the cover for some cheesy pics and a calender inside. they also have a list called The ICP TIME LINE that lists all their releases, which i am not too sure about. i could swear there are more then that, but who knows. if any ninja out there has a list of all the cds that psychopathic has released or a list of each and every song made by icp, twiztid, and blaze please let me know. i have my cd burner hooked up and i want to download every song possible, so id really appreciate some help out. my attention span is bout 1/2 second long, so im tryin to cheat and get someone else to help me out! hehe.

peeps! check out blazeyadeadhomie.com! its finally up!! woowoo! kinda reminds me of the twiztid.com site, but hey at least our blazer got some more recognition for being the bad ass that he be. its still being worked on, uhh, i hope, so keep checkin in there for some fresh flava, or of course, check in with m500 for not only tha flava but the latest in juggalo lifestyle!

few days ago i did a juggalo shocker, i gave my large hatchet man charm away. i know im down, u know im down, so when i heard a lil 14 year old juggalette had lost her prized charm, i had to send my juggalette luv to her and try to make her day better! so dont choke me when u see i aint got it on at the show. mcl to her, tha lil icpchica17, woowoo!!!

see all you juggalos and juggalettes at the fresno show! i hope!!! woo woo like whut baby whut *taken and stolen officially from clown e luv hehe. u still rule eddie and sport it like no other, but i still get negative ghostrider and we will wrestle over bart!!!

much clown luv in dis bitch and much of my juggalette luv goes to the most down-as-fuck santa cruz CA dead body juggalo strutz21 like whut!

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Milenko500 ENFORCERmay 10th , 2001 milwaukee, wi @ 11:30 P.M central time
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Billy Bill takin care of buisness

Billy Bill chokes eminem fan startin shit at an ICP show...... and just like his anal lovein buttboy superhero Feminem.... he too crys like a new born woman.... fukin pussy!! read below

william B. dail

aight ...... first off heres two links to articles about this incident.........
aol.com and mtv.com

aight Now I'm gonna point a few tidbits from these articles.... remember this is the "media" speaking... so I'm gonna point out what a juggalo needs to know... cause the rest is all wack and crap. Now read below

1. According to police reports, Dail escorted Goonan outside the concert site and ``physically grabbed him by the throat and threw him against a fence barricade.''
2. William B. Dail, 27, was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of misdemeanor assault and battery. He was released after posting a $1,000 bond.
3. "You don't come into our home and disrespect us like that," Dail said Thursday (May 10).
4. My intentions were to get him out of the room ... When he tried to fight me, it was my intention to hurt him," Dail said. "I grabbed him by the neck ... and threw him against the wall."
5. Dail said he did not regret his actions.
6. "We encourage this type of activity," ICP manager Alex Abbiss said from his office. The charges will not affect Dail's employment with the group, he said.

My rants on this whole thing

okay.. see weve said it all along .... all this time.... We said we dont play.... this isnt a fukin game.... you come in our shit and try to fuck it up.. you get fuked up!! look at him crying like a littel girl.... I just wanna say hahahaha bitch!! .. hey we warned ya not to fuk around. see ya cant fuk with this. ya cant phase us!! we own you!! kepp your ass away from our shit and you wont get hurt. dont play with fire!

Mortons list

aight there was a big article about mortins list in the "pre registration" book for gencon...... theres an interview in there.. which is not online anywhere.... so we gonna hook it up for yall..... thats right its gonna be all typed up for you.... so you all can read it. so check back here tommorow or even sooner for that interview. and I will get ya all the info on gencon.... all I know of right now is that it starts august 2nd and its in none other then my hometown of milwaukee, wi...... but check back tommorow and even later tonight for all that info....... big fukin props to my homeskillet NiNjAJoE for hookin that up.... hes even been so kind to offer his time to type up the interview for alll of you and if he doesnt I will... so either way it will be up here very very very soon... check back...... thats it for me today.....


MCL
headcase
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Radcliff,Kentucky 5/10/2k1
Wussup Juggalos and Juggalettes!!! It's that crazy d3dguy coming back to you like a double cheeze dickburger in a lesbian orgy. Well the news has it that now The Honky Tonk man is pissed off at ICP for some reason or another. Speculations say that ICP owes him 13 grand (1 years wage for him). Well He's pretty much dissing them too as well on his wack ass site. So I'm laying out a challenge to the Honky Tonk man at the gathering. Me vs old Creme Pie elvis wanna be. The mupuhuker is older then Elvis, in a hardcore, tables, latters and chairs, thumbtacks barbed wire dumbell death match. If he gets this I'm gonna straight tell u what Honky Tonk man I'll whip your old wrinkled ass. Anywho as well The ICP poll is still up. Click Here to cast your vote ICP is still in #3 behind U2 and Buttass Nakid bitches. Thanks to the ninja who sent me that. I do believe it was a ninja named Superballs or something like that. I've been busy setting up! my own webpage. I have to Download and FTP now and it'll be all groovy. As well check out our store. It's bomb. Err uhm wait I don't get payed. JUGALINKO WHERE MAH MONEY!! Juggalettes send your titties to me please or else. If you send your titties I'll give you some tube steak smothered in Underwear. My site will be down soon so give me a while prolly today to get it back up and running. It's gonna be super dope. Until then I'm out. MCL-D3dBdyM4n

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Juggalo Hodgee-mAIL 04/11/01
What up jugular juggaling juggalos. Back with more news for your psycho asses. Check this out on Lavels hotline he mentions the name and info on his new cd. The cd is gonna be called THE AWAKENING. It's due out july 10th. Four songs he mentions are "the illest", "hottie"(a bitch song), "flipside",and "zombie". I already heard zombie. It's hard as a man in a hot tub with trish stratus. Also if you visit his official site and order something you get a free sampler of his new album. Don't sleep on mr.realist ninjas. He's an original member of krazy klan(the first group twiztid was ever in). Even before HOK. Much luv to my homie Tim aka "timmy kurlz alot". He has his second pro wrestling match this weekend in PA. Him and his evil twin brother tom aka crowbar are some down ass juggalos. When juggalo pride is on the line them boys will leave some fools face looking like Ponderosa after a barbed wire death match. Hey man, even though we can't chill as much as we used to we're "still down till were dead in the ground". yo to all juggalos- have a nice weekend, and do something crazy for me. MCL!!!

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Milenko 500 Guest Reporter Juggalo Hodge 04/09/01
What up dead homies. That store I told you guys about last week (www.wrestlingsuperstore.com)with the mexican vampiro figures is hella fast on delivery. It only takes them like a week or so. They also got former dark carnival hero great muta figures from japan. Hey, for all you ICP wrestling fans I got the addy for a legit company that is selling a independant show ICP appeared on right before They went to WCW in 99. The web site addy is www.smartmarkvideo.com. The video is listed under FWA Palo Alto PA 8/21/99. It's phat as hell. J cuts a interview, shaggy has a match, and at the end the psychopathic crew hits the ring(including twiztid) in celebration. They also sell the video of the MCW card ICP used in the main event of JCW 2. Under MCW emmitsburg MD 3-18-00. In fact I used to help out on shows for MCW and in the september 2000 video from odenton you can see a security ninja(Me) in my psychopathic hat and charm get beat down in the ring by Corporal Punishment. In other news I saw david copperfield live this weekend. Although it wasn't dark voodoo magic magic ninja type magic it was still fresh. He was making people dissapear like a blunt in front of BLAZE! Hell all the hot broads copperhead had I'm sure he was making stuff dissapear into nedens back stage also. Well, thats all for now. MCL!!!

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kiLLa KlowneTTe 420 04/09/01 S.F. California
wassup im back! not that i left but uhh, ive been in hiding, im mourning my life. fuckin doesnt it suck, something goes wrong, then BOOM everything freakin blows the fuck up in ur face, like nothin can happen one dramatic thang at a time, it gots to always overwhelm you. ok friday i got in my first physical fite cause some 150 high-schoolers were tryin to crash my freinds party of 15 peeps..and no, not with some ho, but with 2 motha fuckin eminem luvin guys-JOCKS at that---wtf are they thinking?? it was pathetic and im actually a lethal weapon by law cause of the black belt i got when i was like 14, so its illegal for me to hit w/out threat of violence, but i pushed, yelled, talked shit, and walked away, and they were pretty speechless. so anyways, give u the lowdown rite quick bout my the other latest in my life. ok lets see my car overheats or some shit (i have a honda, therefore, i dont know shit about cars, no offense to honda owners) then i take it to get fixed, and ends ! up it has to be in the shop for a week and will cost like 2 grand to get fixed.

lets see, im failing my classes, which are needed so i can get my MBA (masters in business administration-yes im a dork)...so here i come summer school! lets see my fucked up shoulder, im lookin at it tonite, and the dambass doctor left a stitch up in my arm, so i gots to dig for that one, hurt and bled like a bitch. my boss is being a snatch and "isnt too sure" i can get time off to go to the icp shows...lets see, its a million degrees here..i just estimated my debt at 8 grand, not including the tens of thousands im gettin a loan on for school. i have 10 bux for the rest of the month, now that i get paid monthly which is WACK. ok anways, i know ya'll dont need to hear my bitchin, but just wanted to let u know my bitter state if i for some reason chop ur head off. phew, ok done venting. lets see, some psychopathic gossip for dat ass--scrubbyjuggalo@webtv.net wanted to let ya'll know that in the magazine WRESTLING WORLD, icp shows up with an advertisement for big money hustlas, a full page jcw 1 and 2 advertisement, and some 3 page story bout icp packed with freshness, i havent seen it, but check it out if ya can. oh member that page i made ya'll virgin eyes peep? icyhot, ya know, our new rap group, hehe, well McNastee from rydasrecords.com tried to outdo me with this site he mailed me the link to!! this is even better, a site bout richies that are the "opposing side" to icyhot. like one represents east 90210 and the other one west 90210??... http://www.geocities.com/krillbeniggaz/index.html

oh god it even has EMINEM midi music in the background, someone is going to die...hehe check out the rides too, that would be like me sportin my 100 horsepower engined civic like whut!! i know when to stop. if this site is a joke then its helly funny, but if it aint, it really tears me apart inside to know these peeps are in my state! sorry i went off the psychopathic train there, but gotta throw some randoms in here. i just heard the psychopathic sampler and i have to say, its kinda like uhh THE BOMB SHIT. download it, you wont regret it. ok i know i aint full of surprises, but im just preparing for my big breakthrough update on m500 haha. all in due time my family. so until then, imma go toke and smoke away my problems (dont try this at home kids)...mad juggalette luv goes to the ever so punk rock zombe1313@aol.com and also to tha one and only sile3ntvision. oh did anyone else hear? lil bow wow got raped or somethin by his limo driver? its horrible, but say it out loud. MJL and MCL and J4E and MTSKL and more!

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Radcliff,Kentucky 5/09/2k1
Wussup Juggalos and Juggalettes!!! D3dBdyM4n Back up in this mother fucker to drop some bomb ass news I wanna give props to RJ for that I'm jacking to put up. Ok ICP and Vampiro will be at the next XPW PPV event Redemption May 26th. As well Blaze y0 dead homie has quit sporting the fishnets over his head and has donned the Juggalo face which means he's wearing paint. Thanks to RJ for that tidbit of news I jacked. Well I'm finally getting my own webpage soon. It'll take a few weeks for me to get a true domain name but I'll be working on this fresh new personal webpage. It's gonna be superfresh ninjas. As well I got hated on as usual by the police. THis time I got a fucking "Public Nuisance" Ticket from the pigs for my stereo being up to loud going through this small ass dot of a town called "Vine Grove" I had the volume up to 6 of 50 and they were like hating on me. Oh well I got court the 16th so I'm gonna get a hellie fine. Oh well Life g! oes on. I was bumpin Esham when it happened so I take it that the piggy pies dont' like him. Well I'm out Juggalos MCL-D3dBdyM4n

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5-8-2001
Whuts JuggaLin SeriAL KiLLaz??!?!? Man oh man.....i got some news for some Cali ninjaz..so if u aint from Cali now would be a good time to go to tha fridge and bust out with some Faygo Rock n Rye cuz we aint got Faygo up here on the Wessside...but anyway....he goes some news ....
* XPW WRESTLING -
VAMPIRO AND THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE
WILL BE AT "REDEMPTION" ON MAY 26th !!
Vampiro and The Insane Clown Posse WILL be at REDEMPTION on May 26th live at the Grand Olympic Auditorium in Los Angeles, CA
What do they have planned for XPW? All XPW fans and Juggalos alike will find out, when XPW presents...REDEMPTION. Tickets go on sale at all Ticketmaster locations on Monday May 7th at 10:00 am!

Thanx to mah homies Lonnie and Glen for that backbreaking....neck twizting info!! Woo Woo

* Aight some more news for dat ass.....the 17th of May is coming and that mean the INSANE CLOWN POSSE's Bizaar Bizzar show in Pomona California at the Glass House.....now imma be at that muhfacko representin and being a juggalo like whut....but i got some insider ninja tactic info from mah homie Bugley about tha venue itz HELLY small and parking is gonna cost some laundry money...so make sure u bring a roll of quarters so u dont get stuck parkin 10 blocks away.

Lets see..i think thats it.....madd props goes to Headcase for hookin us up with tha new Psychopathic Sampler which is off the heazy.....make sure if u want one to paint yo face if u go to any Bizzar Bizaar Show!!

Thats it muhfackos.....shout outs go to mah cousin Ry Ry, Rudyboy, Adam Black, Matt Nips, Blaze and Anybody Killa, Boogie, Sydeshow, Krazy Wicked, Patrick, and Sally from Grand Rapids!! Oh yea one more shout out goes to LExie in Las Vegas Go Kings!! haha......MCL to all u serial KiLLaz....this clowns out like whut...BaBY Whut!?!?!?

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Milenko500 ENFORCERmay 07, 2001 milwaukee, wi @ 12:32 a.m. central time
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psychopathic 2001 sampler!!

I said id have it up in good qaulity mp3 for yall to download ...... I kept my word... now Download this shit!!! click here to download it muthafuka!!

Combined Locks, WI show

aight...... this was the smallest fukin venue Ive ever seen in my life.... Ive heard that its actually an old school called RYANS school but was turned into Ryans ballroom by someone... its just a really small school gym.... maximum capacity maybe 500... about a couple hundred juggalos there.. ICP said it was the smallest venue theyve played in years. this show was the shit... the security wasnt a pain in the ass.... the juggalos had a great time.
Marz opened up... blaze was not on the tour yet. but marz and Kaos tore it up. they stayed after the show by the merch booth talkin to juggalos and shit.... thats the shit marz is the shit and if ya havent excpeted him into the family yet... you will when ya se them tear it up live. buy that fukin CD you'll know what I'm talkin about.
then IcP made there way on stage and fukin rocked it and covered us in faygo... same set from the first leg of the tour pretty much.. same songs and shit.... ya can see the psychojuggalos hotline ninja RY RY in that shit with a "bitch" sign during "aint nuthin but a bitch thang"..... I think that was him but either way hes in that shit somewhere. if this tour is comin your way your in for some fresh shit.... and if its not.. I'm sorry that really sux muahahaha but anyway..... time for some shoutouts!! below........

shoutouts!!!!

aight here we go...... shout out to the southmilwaukee juggalos that were parked next to us in the parking lot before the show...... ya all are the shit and thanx for showin some love for the milenko500.... and sorry to the juggalo that said wad up to me that one day by the barber shop and got a weak ass response... I'm just a dopey motherfuker what can I say haha.... but hope to see you ninjas around more often...... shout outs to my litter of freinds that were at the show with me , tony, troy, joe..... shout outs out to.... Crystal up in saginaw (savage assassin gangsta insane niggas at war)CALL ME!! god damn it!! shoutout to TERRI. your the shit give me a call... all that good shit.. shoutout to abbie (who lives somewhere in michigan.... she hasnt disclosed her location as of yet) ... wad up defekt.... lookin forward to hangin out this summer at school and shit... cant wait to hear that album man......and whats up to Boxhead sorry I didnt catch ya at the show homie...... and a shoutout to everyone that Ive missed... all my rydasrecords cats and all that shit.....

and to all the haters.......

SAY! FUCK THEM!!

MCL
headcase
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Milenko 500 Guest Reporter Juggalo Hodge 04/07/01
What up wicked ones. It's me again ready to drop some news. Hope you ninjas had a hellava weekend. I did. Although, it was way to short. Imma take off work tommorrow. My first piece of news involves anybody killa. If any of you heard Lavels hotline last sunday he played a clip of a truly devastating song called "zombie". That shit was so wicked it made my earlobes turn inside out and my head dribble up and down like a basketball. Next, he played a clip of a song by italion rapper Daygo. It was hard. I found out that he had a cd called testimonia. The cd featured krazy klan(og ANYBODY KILLA+LAVEL). It's one of those endangered species cd's so if you can find it or trade for it do it. My next topic is about the D-12(dirty dildos, dozen dildos, dozen dirty dildos or whatever). If you were shoplifting through the record store and were unfortunate enough to have your eyes violated by thier new cd you might have noticed something familiar. The completely stole the cd cover idea! Thats right it's the same style twiztid used for mostasteless rerelease. Probobally still jealous from the old days when they got boooed opening up for HOK. If they were on twiztids nuts any harder they'd need a ointment to get rid of them. Well, I'll holla back at yall later. Yo carlito, don't forget about friday. Much clown Luv ninjas.

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05/06/01 Oceano California

Hola! Jugaloco's! Happy Belated Juggaloco's Day! Yesterday was a big holiday for us Mexican's fuck en A parties all over oceano like what! I fukin noticed that my neihbor had all his chickens out of there coupe running around durring the piniata Bash, shit was off the hook, so o went over there with my Tequlia steped to the finest Chika in the Vario and said this "what up Bitch, I piss Tequlia" "But only on Cinco De Mayo" She's like, you piss tequlia? I then said "Ya Bitch if you dont belive me then drink from the Bottle!"

She thought it was funny so i gave her my SoFtCoReMiKe sticker and told her that i wanted to jack hammer fuck her or maybe do a lil pile driver anal, but she wasent down for all that. So being the Cinco De Mayo MaCK Daddy that I am i started getting drinks for her. Well after bout 2 hrs and 5 Glasses of Miemosa (mexican Wine) later i had her behind my Neibhors Shed suckin me off like like a Kirby Vacume! That was the shit because it was her first time ever suckin off some one as huge as me so she was very impresed with my gerth. Anyways nuff bout that.

Well her dad, Father Manual from St. Elizbeth Seaton Church, saw me walk out from behind the shed durring the middle of the party, needless to say everthing was akward but my nutt was busted all up in her throut and all over her face. So there's no question that her husband seeing the same thing made it even more akward, But ill cut any fuckin body trying to step to my game, so happy Cinco De Mayo!

CLICK HERE FOR HC ACTION

And the Juggalette's Section has been updated with the pics that Juggalette's have sent me. Peep that HERE

The Juggaloco's Page is updated too with some
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Radcliff,Kentucky 5/06/2k1
AND THEIR OFF!!! It's me again juggalos back in my own home for more then an hour. Well it's the First Saturday in May and u know what that means? KentuckY Derby Parties, Kentucky Derby. Now if ya'll don't know what that is it's the running of the roses. Where all the thorobreads (Horses) Run for money. Like it's mad fresh too I worked security at Churchill Downs. N E Ways. I know this is a bit late and prolly someone has already said it but you're gonna hear it from me. The ICP store has now released some new merchandise like Twiztid Face stickers, and ICP and Juggalette PUllover jerseys. I'm also looking for ya'll to hook me up. Listen juggalos. The Juggalo Promotions page doesn't only promote bands, wrestling, and other shit. It now promotes Juggalso Period. Kind of like thapollpage in which you have a pic and bio. But it's for juggalos. Now send me in some good pics and a bio like the ones already on there and we'll be straight. Now in the midsts of all ! this I've been working on my car as of late and it's been a pain in my ass but hell it's getting fixed so that's all that matters. Well I'm off to go masturbate in my own fecies. MCL-D3dBdyM4n

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Milenko 500 Guest Reporter Juggalo Hodge 04/04/01
What up killas. Some quick, yet traumatizing news for that ass before I Kidnap this beautiful weekend with my homies. First off for all you rare traders out there, check this out. Before psychopathic, Jaymo(ANYBODY KILLA) had a solo album out called "native funk". It's now out of print but if you can find it it's definetely worth checking out. Get this, not only did it feature our homie LAVEL but also features JEREMY METERIC(monoxides little brother)! And in other news a NASA satelite reported that a black hole was actually existing on earth. Upon closer inspection it turned out to be none other than feminems exposed blown out anus after leaving DRE's crib Late wednesday night. If anyone in the detroit area is missing carrots or cucumbers from thier garden ask Mr. Marsha Mathers. You might not want them back though.

Hey ninjas, have a nice weekend and before I go I'd like to thank the crew at M500 for giving me the chance to report amongst thier elite. yall are the shit! And if they allow it I'll keep coming through with the wicked news for you ninjas

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kiLLa KlowneTTe 420 04/04/01 S.F. California
high!! always!! this update is dedicated to feminem ok? back for some info for my family! been more busy then me and ur dad with college and work, full time for both, it blows better then Eminem. some peeps have suggested i lay off some dank for a bit so i can raise my 3 Fs before the end of the semester. im kinda scared. actually very. but i had an excuse, "oh i just bought an ounce". woohoo that one works for me! ok.

First off i had quite a laugh a few days ago. ok so im chattin with this guy fatjuicyslop (hello, the name just turned me on) and he sent me a link. i was speechless, dont ask why, i just had a good chuckle. can we say richies, but hey, they mite be really nice people, haha. check this out im serious...tell me what u think. scroll to da bottom of the site and go from there. be careful... straight ballin ok after recovering from that site, listen to this shit.

scapegoat@milenko500.com let me know that junes UK edition of Cosmopolitan will feature our idol, the bird chest flaunting, used asshole sportin, wanna-be rapper eminem--in the nude, with a stick of dynamite covering his lack of cock. who knows where else the dynamite was before? run out and buy it that mag, you wont want to miss out would you? just let me know if u buy it so i can throw u up on the icyhotstunaz site, aight? thanks. some juggalo news: june 2nd at noon we gots a juggalo gathering at castle park in riverside, CA put on by crish, aka angelonthedevilswing@yahoo.com. she says this place is like a huge carnival and if we get 50 peeps, the group discount is like 8 bux/head, and if we can wrangle up 100 motherfuckin juggalos, we can have the park closed down for us for 5 hrs. for 10 bux/head. im off to vegas 2 days later, but im down to go if ya'll are! hit me or crish up so we can see what we can put together!! ATTN texas juggalos: dallas juggalo lil E aka aults76@home.com is putting together a juggalo gathering in the hick state woowoo! hit either of us up so we can see what can be accomplished! oh he said to smoke more dank too. no prob here.

lets see. take the word eminem, replace the I with a 4 and spell it backwards. men4 me baby. ok so i can get sidetracked a little, but hey, i try. its all about dre its all about dre. compton dick for life biatch! ok so it aint much news but at least i got to spit my game? maybe i need to work on that, shit...ok mo-fos and pumpkin carvers, ill see you all at the fresno show for sure and back up on tha pimp site of m500 here in a few!! until then, im out to go meet my pimp masta "tiny" aka softcoremike for some premium bikini photo shoots and vodka shots, dont worry mike, ill bring the chaser so u wont get sicky poo. mad juggalette luv in da hou...much clown luv to jadedstrangler, skitzo tha hustla, p s ych o Genie, wickidkid156, caspa, sile3nt vision, mac, KatKlaw, and chuck up here in northern cali!!! see u at the keg on sat! woo woo! im out---

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05/04/01 S.L.O. California D.V.D.A.
Peep out this m500 Lexy! its a green lexus from Las Vegas! These Juggalos are fuckin holdin it down in sin city! Peep out the front of Lexus it has a Full Window Sticker of www.milenko500.com now thats some down ass flaver! Thanx ninja's. And to peep that ride up close you can click on the pic or view it along with many others in the Juggalo Cars section. Hey Submit your ride wtf why not!.

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05/03/01 S.L.O. California D.V.D.A.
Jugg a lug a low's on the west coast blaouw! Ma fuckin Poll Star m500's long time tour info source has droped the bomb ass flava! Booh Ya!!! TWIZTID IN ANAHEIM at Da Ma Fukin House of Fukin Blue's!
I just want to let all the West Coast Twiztid Serial Killa's Know this remember this! Cuase there is no doubt that Twiztid Puts on the Freshest show and pumps the wickedest shit around!

There is no doubt that Twiztid Live, Juggalos, Juggalette's, and the Full Bar together will be jumpin off the hook! So all you cali juggalos who say, im broke, couldnt get a ride, no $, or i have to work can get the time off, get a fukin ride, and rob a liquior store for loot. Im not saying im the #1 Twiztid fan or anything, but i know there the best rappers i have ever herd, Jamie Madrox is no doubt the best rapper that i personaly have ever herd both Live and on wax. PERIOD!

Wed. 06/20/01 - Anaheim, California in the The House of Blues

Shouts out to the These m500 Cali Juggalos who need to print out this date above and mark it on there calander, SoFtCoReMiKe, Ritch Bartlet, Clown E Love N Ry Ry 2 slow, Melody, Missy, Jesse, Loni, Clover ,evil twin, pete rok,victor, Paso Crew (ben,shawn, alex,mike,cami), SKS Juggalo, Spiderman, Bugly, Big Booty D, , 421 Crew (rekker n wicked1), adam from san diego, Brandon White n Billy, and Lou Dog from KMK.

Peep this fresh ass video from twiztidslim@hotmail.com. The Video is Blaze Ya Dead Homies Cusion Matt Nipz being Interviewed by Jamie Madrox! Matt was one of the two guys doing the merch. for the twiztid tour. Him and Geoff did the merch like what!
Peep the Video Here

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Milenko 500 Guest Reporter Juggalo Hodge 04/03/01
What up ninja. Hey man, thank you very much for putting me up as your guest reporter today. I hold that honor with the highest of juggalo prestiege! I mean that.

Well, seing as M500 is my favorite site and the other sites news are kinda slow right now I figured I'd dig up some more news for you m500 killas.

First off, as you may recall psychopathics own vampiro used to be a huge star in mexico. Well, in 1992 the mexican fed emill(I think) released a set of 5 inch wrestling figures. Vampiro had a phat figure in that set. Well, I found a legit store/site that are still selling them. They are $15. The addy is as follows- www.wrestlingsuperstore.com. The phone #is 401 946 5720.

This next bit of news is about the late Dan Curtis. Dan Curtis was a wrestling promoter who worked alot with ICP for Hellfire wrestling federation. ICP paid respect to him in the intro of JCW#1. I found a site dedicated to him and his events with Psychopathic crew. It even has still photos of IC...Oh I mean HECTOR HATCHET and SEWA DWELLA. The addy is- http//:hellfire69.hypermart.net/main.html.

lastly, on Eshams official site you can see still pics of his video "caught in the act". Towards the last of the pics you can see a pic of esham and ICP in the ring together. Maybee that means when the video is released it will have more footage of esham from JCW that we were teased with in JCW2 before it switched matches.

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Milenko500 ENFORCERmay 03, 2001 milwaukee, wi @ 6:25 a.m. central time
[Mail] [Photo] [Info]

News On the ICP show in Combined Locks,WI

Juggalos all juggalos 18 and over meetin at a strip club after the show......... check this email I got from XxDeadNinjaxX@aol.com

yo juggalo whats up after the icp show in combined locks, WI Friday May 4th a bunch of us juggalos are going to Beansnappers (a 18 and up strip club with hott ass dancers. check out www.beansnappers.com for more info and directions) hopefully if u get this in time and post it we can get hella juggalos up in there. there is a $5 cover charge and u must buy one drink $3 its well worth it yo. for more info e-mail me xxdeadninjaxx@aol.com or im me xxdeadninjaxx
mcl
Dead Ninja
you can bet your testicles I'll be there..... its gonna be the shit!!!!!

Again you can rest assure that I will get that sampler up here for download asap.... Cause thats what its all about is hookin ya up. and I know ICP isnt gettin to a lotta cities with this sampler....... so look for that good shit sometime this weekend....

wear make up = get sampler

In order to get these samplers REMEMBER!! that you must be in face paint!! i didnt even catch that and my frend NINJAJOE pointed it out to me... so yeah if you dont usually wear make up... you must do it on this tour to receive the sampler!!!!! dont forget!!.........

Juggalo RPG game

Also NinjaJoE is workin on a juggalo Online text based RPG game... so any juggalo out there that is familiar with these types of games... He is lookin for BETA testers.... so email NINJaJOE or Email Me with your info and your experience with rpg's.. and you'll be notifyed asap if you qaulify for the beta testing

psychopathic Rydas "Rydin dirty"

aight the release Date has been pushed back to June 1st....... and heres a track listing... J was on aol and announced it .. so here it is

1. Gangsta Shit
2. Dem Bitches
3. Ryde Till Da End
4. Bye Bye
5. Rydin' Dirtay
6. Murder Follows Me
7. Ain't Nobody In Dis Game
8. There It Goes
9. Thumpin'
10. Puttin' It Down
Plus 2 or 3 more he can't remember

speculation on moon glorius's sexuality

all speculation ends now... click here for an article that reveals all!!!

aight thats it for me today..... I will see all you wisconsin juggalos at the combined locks show this friday...
Peace and
MCL
HeAdcASe The UglyDEaD

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05/02/01 S.L.O. California D.V.D.A.
Milenko 500 Merchindise Update. We have and are adding rare and hard to find items, and taking phone orders (Peep CLOWN E LOVES UPDATE BELOW FOR THE INFO ON PHONE ORDERS). With the help of Certin Magic Ninjas we have aquired certin things, rare things, things that are discontinued and will never be sold agin, ever.
These things are:

#1 Black Mesh Metrial Juggalo Jerseys in XXXL, these are a must have for the summer time, as the mesh style Juggalo baseball jerseys are lighter and cooler than the other Heavy Ones.

#2 Black Psychopathic Records Baseball Jerseys in XL. These are the Last of a good thing, these are all black with a shiny silver lettering on the front.

#3 Jack Jeckel Hockey Jerseys, in xxxl the Jack Jeckel Hockey jersey is made of light mesh meterial and is discontiuned and on a super sale of only 99.99 each! Wont last long.

#4 Jake Jeckel Hockey Jerseys, in xxxl the Jack Jeckel Hockey jersey is made of light mesh meterial and is discontiuned and on a super sale of only 99.99 each! Wont last long.

#5 Jack Jeckel Football Jerseys, these are done, no more left except for m500. The same jersey M.A.R.R.S. was wearing when he opened for ICP on the Bizaar Tour.

#6 JCW T Shirts, the Hard to Find O.G. Style Juggalo Champion Shit Wrestling T Shirts! This is one item that will truly be for collectors as its the shirt that started it all, when it was sold at the kick off of JCW!

#7 B.M.H. T Shirts, yes the rumors of a Big Baby Sweets T shirt being around are true! And there avalible at m500's store and thats it. Big Money Hustlas Gear is hard to find but we got it and we got the wicked rare T the Big Baby Sweets!

To View Pictures of these items and Cost Just go to the
Milenko 500 Shop
By Clicking Here.

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5-2-2001
Whuts JuGGaLiN Muthafackos!?!? CLoWn E back up in this Beeeeeyyaaacch...well....i never left..but anyway...first off i wanna give some shout outs to some juggalos....cuz i got madd love for juggalos cuz lemme tell ya...no matter how shitty ur life is going..as long as u got juggalos to talk too they help cheer a muhfucka up ya know?!? Soooooooo Madd Clown Love to, SoCal Juggalette Melody, Nikki from O.C., DeadBabe from GR, lil killa, Angel from New York, Ry Ry 2 Slow, Jugalinko, Hyper Hallie, JackJeckel 409, D3dbdym4n, SoftcoreMike and Headcase..theres prolly more in fact i know theres more..any ninja who calls the Psycho Juggalos hotline...but anyway yall get tha idea...i cant tell ya how dope it is to know all u juggalos out there our there for me when i need ya..even if its jes to laff at how bad my lifes going fuck i laff too so itz all good. Aight time for some news fo dat ass....ummm damn...i jes forgot it.....hold on.....*Thinks* oh yea! Speculation over....the Psycho Juggalos Hotline is now accepting Phone Orders for all Psychopathic merchandise sold on Milenko500.com. So lemme break it down 4 u...if u aint got a credit card...or u jes dont have computer access often then call in ur orders to (310)842-5005 ...wait for tha beep or jes press # if ya jes wanna leave an order...PLEASE INCLUDE THE

FOLLOWING INFO:

Your Full Name: (real name muhfackos)
Whut u want : (in DETAIL (size, color, etc., SoftcoreMike has a hard enough time trying to read his own writing let alone mine if i cant understand u)
Your Address: (where u sleep and take shits)
Your phone # (So i can call and talk dirty to your ma, jk ninja so we can rap)
Method of Payment: Check, Cash, Money Order (we do accept credit cards over tha phone..but if ya got one..might as well order online ninja!)

So now..even if ur on vacation in beautiful Watts California..if ya gotta phone...you can order fresh ass PsychoPathic Merch as well as O.G. Milenko500 "Juggalo" Gear!!

If we dont got whut u want...we'll have KillaKlownette tell u we aint got it...somehow bad news isnt as bad when she tells it to ya. Woo Woo!! Aight ninjaz....thats my news 4 today....call tha Psycho Juggalos Hotline and sho a ninja some clown Love...MCL to all u serial killaz...im out like whut, infact fuck it!, im out like....BaBy WhUT!?!?!

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05/01/01 Oceano California
WOO WOOO, what up ninja's, it's bin awhile an first off i gotta give some clown luv to all the new ninja's on my juggaloco's page, i'ma haveto rearange some shit to fit you all in but your worth my tyme, AND DON"T FORGET THE TITY PICS?! it's bin about a week since i got one an i'm starting to get lonley so hook me up.

Second, you may or may not have noticed random hardcore pics on this page lately, this is thanx to candy and monique, aka the milenko girls, there 2 strippers from santa cruz who open'd an office above ours, and god damn, they got hot whore chicks comin in an outta there office all day long, it's makein shipping kinda hard when bored sluts come in askin if there skirt is to short or if there bra is see threw, but shit i'm not complaining an hey check out there site WWW.HOAP.NET , but make sure you lock the door an have a towel ready.

In other news DILLY5000, the ninja we at the M500 shared our office with is moved out,, so now we have twice as much room for inventory, a liquer cabnet and a biger an better office bong, but don't be selfish, if you droppin by bring a bowl to match. i also gotta give a shout out to SOCALjuggalette , for gettin me into trouble, ok it's like this my she came up to visit an after givein her the tour an gettin her drunk, i found out that all the hotels in town where book'd for some convention, an after some drinks an body rubbin, my dick was hard enuff to cuts diamonds so my only option was to take her to my dads house, so at 1 am i'm sneakin her into my dads house, getting ready puting on theme music ( ringmaster) an pullin out my hot flavored lotion (tast like Pina Coloda, Viva Penoche'), an i'm gettin freaky, but it turns out she's loud, WAY loud, and that combined with the stained sheets on the futon has left things a lil uncomfortable between me an the old man, i don't know if he wants to yell at me or give be a high 5, but either way i'll do it again. ok i'm out MCL

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Radcliff,Kentucky 5/01/2k1
I'mmmmmmmmmm baaaaaaaaack!!!!! Yes the rumors are true that are fucking firing left and right around the chat rooms and the internet. I disappeared for like 4 days to get some Rest and Relaxation. It was fucking crazy my pops flipped out and thought i was dead cuz I met a friend off the Internet. ANywho I got a little bit of news. Trish and Rob are doing ok. We're still waiting for the donations to come in. Rob has to have surgery. It's pretty bunk. He's gonna have like one of his vertebra worked on and taken out and stuff. That's what happens when you let your wife tie you in a knot and stick your dick in a light socket. I peeped out their house and everything is getting better. They dropped the Arrival Home time to another Month. But I look at it like this this shit happening was a blessing cuz they were redoing the basement as it was and when this bike blew the fuck up. OK enough of that personal news. If ya'll juggalos ever heard of a Slimey fuck named Uncle Kracka or ! however it's spelled that mother fucker is Kid Rock's little buttboy Protege' if u will. Well I was at my friend Stephs house when her boyfriend popped it in and said "Rick you gotta hear this" so I listened to it. I was like "This is some bunk shit". (Bunk=stupid fucking") anywho I hear this verse "I'm grown up now so I don't use face paint, throw soda pop or believe in some dark carnival" I dropped my jaw at this fucking juggalo hater and they turned it off. But to make it worst they told me there was a few songs where they just striaght dissed ICP. I was like MAN WHAT THE FUCK! See this mother fucker is trying to be like another Slim Anus. Speaking of Slim Anus.. He was sentenced to 4 months of probation. See if I did that shit I'd be sentenced to Life in Prison so it's kinda fucked up how the law system can fucking be stretched cuz some cock sucker likes to give all the jury memebers and the judge a bunch of head. Well anywho. That's all I got to say for now. MCL-D3dBdyM4n!

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Milenko 500 Guest Reporter Juggalo Hodge 04/30/01
First off Lavel is on a new cd. The cd is a detroit group strict 9 and the title is "born to die". Lavel(is he still on psychopathic?) appears on that cd. You can find it at Rare Record Stores.

Second, before WCW went belly up it did do one good thing. They put out a action figure series(suppose to be UK only release) by toy biz called TNT t-shirts and tatoos. Psychopathics own vampiro is in this series. His figure is the best I've ever seen. You can find several pics of it on ebay under vampiro.

And lastly, some juggalos may recognize the music in the newest pendelum. Thats because it's song #5 on Mike E Clarks "don't be scarred EP. Hey, I haven't found any trustworthy places selling that Santa with muscles video. When I view it I'll let you ninjas know if ICP is in it or not. Much clown Luv!!!

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04/30/01 S.L.O. California D.V.D.A.
To let everyone know the Milenko 500 has expanded, Starting Tomorow on the 1st of may. Where expanding 3 things. #1 Our Office Space, Doubling in size due to some one in the building moving out. M500 is taking over. #2 Expanding Our Inventory and Backstock, more items stocked and a bigger selection. #3 New Shipping Recieving Dept. run by non other than O.G. Don of the M500 SoFtCoReMiKe, he will have his own PC in the Office and everthing will be approved and inspected by SCMIKE before anything shipes, so youll be sure to get everthing Fast and youll also find many random free items in your order, like flyers, cd's, posters, passes and cassettes. I Jugalinko will still be handling the Juggalo Orders and any questions you have. And also be on the look out for new! Call In Your order with Clown E Love. Speculaiton has it that Clown E will be taking phone orders on the psycho juggalos hotline, we will keep you posted on it. Also all Checks and Money Orders are now made out to MILENKO 500 instead of Sean Browne, but either way will still be accecpted.

Message to all Bay area Juggalos: From Humberto Garza
LOOKIN FOR 4 JUGGALOS/JUGGALETS/SATANIC WORSHIPERS/ALIEN'S/WHUTEVER THE FUKKK FROM AROUND THE SAN JOSE AREA TO COMUTE TO THE FRESNO SHOW.NO AZZ,GAS OR GRASS DEAL...THE 120 OR SO MILES IS ON ME.DON'T MATTER IF YOU COME FROM FRISCO,OAKLAND OR WHUTEVER TO SAN JOSE ANYBODY'S WELCOMED BRING X-TRA SHIT TO WEAR CUS THIS VATO LOCO AIN'T BUSTIN AZZ TRYIN TO TAKE OFF FAYGO STAINS OFF ALL OVER THE SEATS
Email Humberto Here @ morelia@earthlink.net you can see humberto in the Juggaloco's Section, hes the guy with the straight jacket on.

Also the pictures on the right side of this news were submited Via U.S. Mail, its from the gathering of the juggalos, blaze, monixide boogie, and jamie madrox can be seen here.

There is also this web site you can peep out that has Stuff about ICP. www.juggalos-4life.com

Alex from the Valley Came down to the M500 shop over the weekend we took a pic of his fresh ass Hatchet Boy Tattoo and he hooked up a xxl White Twiztid Football Jersey witch are the Freshest Jerseys in My Opinion. There Is a pic of alex with a Red Dazzle Jersey taken in the Milenko500 Shipping Room.

Peep this out www.moongloriouse.isgay.com, its a site with some information on The Moon, The Stars, the Candybars, and Moongloriouse.

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kiLLa KlowneTTe 420 04/26/01 S.F. California
wassup all ya'll...its that scary butterfly bitch killa klownette 420 back with some flava for dat azz. I think my email is down or some shit, so if u wanna write me, hit me up at lil killa420@aol.com instead of lil killa420@milenko500.com. if i dont write u back, i prolly didnt get ur email, so me so sorry! Been doin the usual shit around here, most excitin part of my week was prolly breakin into a carnival, attempting to ride the damn carasel which of course wouldnt work. But hey, smoke enough weed and pound enough 151, and everything seems to be goin round like a record just like your mamma biatch.

First off, i wanted to let u guys know, for those of you who arent constantly checkin out www.juggalogathering.com on a regular basis that Violent J will be droppin a solo EP at the gathering called "Cracked Tiles". J says its called this cause back in the old youngin days, kids at school would say that if u stepped on a cracked tile in the hallway you had to kiss Joe Bruce, awww, well now they kissin Joe Bruce's nut bag as much as Britney Spears was beaten with an ugly stick as a mousekateer. Sorry had to ass some mainstream slut hatin in there.

Lets see, thanks Twiztidkid44, Gimikdaclown & DarkLotusPod for lettin me know the names of some songs from the Dark Lotus CD: The Crows, Black Magic (Cigamkcalb), Ali Babe, Call Upon Your Gods, I Hurt Myself, Taste of Blood, and Apocolipse of the 7 Churches.

The Sherpardsville/Louisville, KY show was still trying to reschedule, but im sure u peeps heard, take those tickets back and get a refund, KY is being a bitch and wont allow ICP to play in any venue, as far as we can tell. sucks azz, sorry yo.

ok i think the alcohol is hittin me too hard, imma go yack now. wooowooo! mcl to sikclown69, softie gone limp, d3d, jugs, head, and that known criminal clownE!!!

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Radcliff,Kentucky 4/28/2k1
What up Juggalos! Late breaking news for ya'll muphukers to here. On the hotline J said that the sixth jokers card will be released During the Gathering of the Juggalos, after icp playes there last song and before the faygo war..... 2001.... All I gotta say about that is HELL YAH! That's two things that are gonna be a bomb the mentioning of another gathering PLus the release of thesixth Jokers card. Also today in Klantucky there is a fucking KKK meeting as I said earlier in the city of Elizabethtown. Well here's the funny part all ya'll juggalos think that Kentucky is a racist state and all this and that well the people of Elizabethtown are like FUCK THAT WE DON'T WANT THEM HERE. So they enacted a law saying that noone may where a mask on city streets which means that the Klan must reveal their Identity to all the people who are there. I think that's pretty fucking smart. Where I work there's a bunch of redneck bastards but they even think that the Klan coming to town is a bunch of bullshit. No!

well juggalos I'm gonna give you a warning. If you show up to this meeting it's not just the Klan it's also the brotherhood of the Aryan nation there as well. Now ya'll are prolly questioning "What is an Aryan" Well it's a group of racist bastards who hate pretty much everyone who doesn't have blue eyes and blonde hair. In other words they are Neo Nazi's. Now I'm not even going to show up to this stupid ass meeting because I dont' feel like getting the shit beat outta me by a bunch of bigots cuz I'm pretty opinionated on the whole hate issue. So juggalos if you show up to this meeting watch your ass because there will probably be a riot up in that mother fucker of immense proportions. Worst then Shepardsville. Well until then I'm out like a tampon in Mommacase's neden. MCL-D3dBdyM4n

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Milenko500 ENFORCERapril 27th, 2001 milwaukee, wi @ 07:20 a.m. central time
[Mail] [Photo] [Info]
Final chapter of
DONS interview
what the fuck is up!?!? well the Dons INterview at icp.com has been completed.... with lots of fresh info like when the Sixth card will be announced..... some of the info in there.... the biggest News below!!!
The sixth card? will be revealed on the last night of the gathering... right after ICPs set and right before the faygo armagedon war..... A banner revealing The sixth card will drop!!!!
Thats right sunday Night july 15th The sixth Card will be revealed!!!!
MCL
headcase da ugly dead

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04/24/01 S.L.O. California What?
W.T.F. is up yall! Peep this i added the fresh as hell Twiztid Visors to the store. I have them instock like everthing else and ready to ship the day there ordered, just like everthing else in the store. Some other items are the Freek Show Jersey's witch are only 144.99 and not avalible anywhere but in my store in Green. The Purple Milenko O.G. Jersey and the O.G. Psychopathic Records just droped in price for a limited time at only 144.99 also. Also new to the store is the White baseball Hats, where you many have noticed you cant get baseball hats anywhere else but here (with out going through some whack rip off store).
We also have the Juggalette Baby T's in Red Now. Peep cami she's representing the Red Juggalette Baby T. This comes in a one size fits all.

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3-26-2001
"If u wanna go and take a ride with me....3 wheelin' on my tricycle cuz i aint got no MONEY...Haaaaaay give me sum Money!" Woo Woo...whuts juggalin muthafackos?!?! So far so good..itz been two days and i havent been in an accident and the only Flashing lights i see are the ones above my trailer somtimes at night. So anyway the Psycho Juggalos Hotline section of m500 is host to numerous updates from myself and Ry Ry 2 Slow and are soon to be classics. For as u may or may not know. Ry Ry has been working for Psychopathic lately on the Bizzar Bizaar World Tour..which if u havent seen...u must make it a point to get to tha nearest one coming to ur town cuz its definately something u DONT wanna miss. Anyway..Ry Ry's been absent from the hotline for a while now.....no he hasnt been fired....rumors were floating around that we got in a fight over whos dressing room was bigger but thats not true. He knows mines bigger. Anyway...i've been flying solo on the Hotline tip since Ry Ry's movin on up like George and Weazzie....so thats why updates on our page here on m500 are so few and far between cuz i dont wanna bore u ninjaz with my dumb ass spittin game on the hotline unless its something worth downloading. However... if you want some fresh ass Psycho Juggalo flava make sure and download the classics from our site...like the Vampiro interview, the fresh ass Choko interview, the interview we did with Mad Insanity (local rap group from cali) and of course updates featuring none other than the Don Mega Violent J (who calls Ry Ry ...Ry Ry the french fry guy) and my homeboy and urs the muhfuckin Rudeboy!! One last thing b4 i bounce like Britney Spears naked on a trampoline......wait hold up.....*Thinks*....dayum thats a good visual......ok..whut was i saying?....oh yea...how about u ninjaz tell me whut you'd like to hear on the hotline...me and Ry Ry started it a while back and we're jes scrubs jes like yall...no difference whatsoever.....we're juggalos down with Dark Carnival so holla at me and lemme know whut u think would be a good idea to have up on the #1 Juggalo Hotline out there...by juggalos...4 juggalos. Much clown love to all u serial KiLLaz out there. WHUT!!?!?......GurL yo mah Angel....you mah DarLin...AnGeL...closer then mah peeps u r to meeeeeeeee....IM OUT LIKE WHUT!??!?! BABY WHUT???

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kiLLa KlowneTTe 420 04/26/01 S.F. California
whats jugglin juggalos and juggalettes worldwide! lots been happening with psychopathic cause of the whole dark lotus and gathering bit, so of course i have to put out, uh, some news. lets see, well if freddy frits is still j's aol chat name, then he's been hookin up the online juggalo world lots lately. givin to me by detroit juggalo Gimikdaclown@aol.com... besides the free icp detroit show at the cobo arena the week of the gathering, j said that there will be 3 JCW wrestling shows, each having a special announcer. the ring announcer the first day will be Lousious Jhonny Stark. The second day, none other then our mirror images, big stank and Lil Poot, and the third day will be hosted by our bum luvin sexy azz mudda fuckin Moon glorious! also have to give j props for his chat room name Ninjas with Mullets, any you ninjas out there sportin that fine azz hairstyle? send me a pic yo, i wanna c it, its a fantasy of mine to date one from the all mitey mulletia. hey also any juggalos with a backyard/back porch/ trailer lot wrestling federation, yall should check out juggalo extreme wrestling at www.juggaloextremewrestling.cjb.net and meet up with some crazy ass carni kids who get mad crazy like whuttt!!

Blaze and Madrox announced a contest to win a psychopathic leather jacket on the twiztid hotline on monday. Its a secret identity contest, so if u can name the secret identity of the following super heroes and villians, then that is really neat. dont tell me about it. call the twiztid hotline at 313 438 2812 and leave em a message with ur answers, ur name, and ur number. here they are: 1. batman 2. robin 3. bat girl 4. superman 5. Green Arrow 6. Spiderman 7. Green Lantern 8. Ghostrider 9. Green Goblin 10. Two Face...try it out and u mite win, if not just call the hotline anywho to say wwaaasssuupp to some twiztid frosted flakes CEREAL killers!! i feel really bad, some fresh juggalo gave me this information, and i lost his screen name, so immm sowwie, i should be slapped in the mouth with a roll of quarters!! hit me up if its you read this my random juggalo so i can give u some credit, yo!

Feminem pleaded no contest to his 2nd weapon charge when he,uhh, acted like a chicken ass bitch and pulled out a gun, prolly a water gun(which is hardcore for him and his 10 yr old valley girl groupies) and you know the story, tried to scare some psychopathic associates. wow i am in fear of my life thats for sure. watch me run. oh and eminem-i love the white overalls, did cosmo give you those for doin their cover?? thanks for the info icpntwiztid81!

Props to socaljuggalette for old skool pervert pimpin and zombie1313 for the giggles hook up and non-stop til u drop bong sessions. sup to KC from so cal i havent seen much of since dirty ass JL, mcl to you. i will see u juggalos in cali at the fresno sure fo sheezy, and im hopin the LA show too, but work is a bitch and so am i.. hear me roar.....meow. MJL

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Radcliff,Kentucky 4/26/2k1
What up Juggalos! Long time no see. I'm would like to appologize for the lack of updates to the Juggalos and the rest of M500 but I've been fixing the fuck outta my car and getting my stereo system ready and all this bullshit. So it's been pretty busy for me so I hardly have time to take a shit. But I always have time to talk to mah juggalette . N E who. Ok here's the word on Trish and Rob. I went to the house and checked the shit out. It's not too bad but bad enough to where they won't be able to live in their house for another 3 weeks. THey have the electric turned off cuz the wiring is fucked up in the house. I checked out the kitchen floor and it's mad weak. There's sut everywhere in the house. So juggalos I'm asking for ya'll to help out this two down ass juggalos with a donation. I dont' care if u have to send a penny just send something to them cuz they really need the help. I've gotten about 10 replies on this. As well check this out Insaneclownposse.com's store had! a credit card fuck up so anyone with the order numbers of 32767 did not get charged cuz the software they use went on the blitz. Now you have 2 options. A.) Ignore the Order and nothing will be sent to you OR you can Verify the order again via e-mail and you will get your shipment PLUS a 50 Dollar Jake Jeckel Ring for your troubles. I will be working on the JuggaloPromotions page so send all yer band pics or your regular pics and bios in this weekend so I can get on that bitch. Before I go I wanna give shouts out to the Midgit Wrestlers from BloodyMIdgits, The Milenko500 chat room, My car, my sister Roo, and for being so mean to me. Next time it's my turn to use the strap on. Until then I'm out like an Anal Cherry to SoftcoreMikes penis. By the way I got that on video you can check it out in the store it's on sell for 19.95 reserve your copy today. MCL-D3dBdym4n

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kiLLa KlowneTTe 420 04/25/01 S.F. California

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Milenko500 ENFORCERapril 25th, 2001 milwaukee, wi @ 06:45 a.m. central time
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MARZ
Juggalos.... MARZ is the newest and sixth member of The dark Lotus crew..... and I know how some of you have been reacting ..... thinkin what the fuck!!?! who is he to be in dark lotus? why did they pick him? well I can give you only three reasons...........
1. He fukin rocked the juggalos on tour with ICP
2. he down with the motherfukin clown... down with the juggalos..... down with psychopathic
3. just go to the offical site by clicking here where ya can Download his new single... also two videos you can watch there as well. and just to show ya why his shit is tight click here to download his song called "biaiaich"..... its funny as hell... this song yall can relate too cause its about a bitch!!! ya gott check it out !!

his new full length album has just came out ...... the album is entitled "Lung Fu Mo She" click here to go buy that shit right now!!... and if ya cant buy it online get your ass out to that fukin CD store or whatever and do that shit!! take my word for it the CD is the fukin ATOM BOMB!

straight Up dont doubt him...... Marz is dark Lotus!!! for real go get that CD!
I'm gonna be gettin that new sampler at the Icp show in wisconsin on may 4th..... and I know they aint goin to a lotta cities so I'll make shure that I get that shit avaible for download on milenko500 right away for you all!..... its all for you........ its all for the juggalos!
MCL
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04/24/01 S.L.O. California What?
Streetscience, the one and only 6'3' canadian known as Ian Hodgkinson AKA Vampiro has officialy joined the Psychopahic Family and will be doing some Comic Convention Tour Dates. He will be at the Rare Merchindise Booths around the country to sign autographs, answer questions, take pictures and power bomb ritchies. So give Vampiro a big WHoompty Whoomp when you see him, if you want to see fresh vampiro page peep this.

Ma fukin Island Records is finaly getting the Boot out of Insane Clown Posse's distributing. They have had the wrench in psychopahics cogs for too long and now its finaly over. There officialy moving to the same record lable as the Kotton Mouth Kings,Robbie Williams, Steve Miller, and everclear. Look how big Capitol Made those bands. Lets hope Insane Clown Posse will get biger ups.
Clown E Love on Lock Down
So Clown E. Love decided to come down to San Luis Obispo Cali about 3 hours from his house to my house to look at my Iroc Z 28 Camero. He was driven here buy Melody the So Cal Juggalette who is off the heazy fresh, my roomate SKSjuggalo was there as well as a some other folks makin it party time what what. We all kicked it drank mad cocktails, and watched SoFtCoReMiKe take 9 shots of Finlandia Vodka in a row! No joke and that was after he had already drank 4 coctails and 3 shots. He wasent even faded! I personaly would have been dead had i did that. Any ways after Hrs of SoFtCoReMiKe's drunkin entertainment and Green Rips we got jiggy with it. Straight up though the iroc is one fast car, infact you can go as fast as you want there is no limit, the car will literaly go as fast as you want.

So melody and Clown e take off back to L.A. and me, sks and softcoremike are still at my crib kickin it, its about 2 am when we decide to call clown e. love, i call and i say "is clown e there" the guys like this is officer knox Eddie is in some trouble and if you dont come down to santa barbra and pick him up hes going to JAIL! IM LIKE DAMN!!! WTF! Next thing we know were on the way out the door to go pick him up, but the phone rings one more time so i book back inside real quick and its he COP calling me agin telling me that there taking Eddie down town and booking him and that Melody is going to pick him up.

So we didnt go to Santa Barbra to pick him up after all and all i know up to this point is from a phone call i got from clown e while he was in the cell block he said " i duno jug its gona be hard getting the car out of impound". Well wait to hear from clown e so he can adress the rest of this cause as of now o still dont know whats going on, he might even be in jail! Oh ya and clown e wasnt drunk so it wasent that.

Peace mcl

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3-24-2001
Why me?!?! Dayum i'd hate to me be right now....oh shit..wait i am....AHH!!! FUCK!!! Ok becuz i know rumors spread like wildfire imma set the record straight. I did bet busted by the po po's. Which wasnt nothing new to me cuz i get stopped by the cops at least three times a month. But anyway i was at Jugalinkos crib with mah home girl Melody. I peeped out Jugs helly fresh Camero since im in the market for a new ryde. Lemme tell u this thing is fast as hell! Guess a lil too fast....so im stoked cuz Jug said i could borrow his car for a few days cuz i really needed one to get to work and whut not and maybe see if its something i might buy. We're ready to bounce tha fuck out so we say our goodbyes.. SoftcoreMike shed a lil tear as he saw me drive away....(he's real emotional when he's drunk) Melody piles in her car and im now in the fresh ass Camero. We start back on the freeway and everythings cool im bumpin Psychopathics from Outer space and flying down the freeway in style. When i see a sherrifs truck in the slow lane going bout...maybe 75 - 80...so obviously im not gonna pass his ass cuz then it would be obvious that im speeding...so i stay back and play it safe...now in cali...speed limits 65mph....but late at night with no cars..that means ur ass is going slow....so i see he slows down some more....im in a Camero..i dont "Slow Down" ..but i tried anyway now im passing him at about 75mph...cuz his ass is slowing down...so of course now it looks like im speeding and thats all it took...he got behind me and flashed his lights...and pullled me over....Melody sped past me and stopped a ways up to make sure i was ok....the cop who btw smelled like onions for some reason....did the usual...askin shit and whut not....now i didnt have Jugs insurance on his car or his registration...so lemme tell u....to even tha most idiotic cop...its looks like i stole the muhfuckin car....so....i hear. "Step outa tha car and put ur hands on the trunk" i got scared cuz i thought he was gonna molest me or something...but he slapped on the cuffs...extra tight of course cuz i look menacing and threatning...specially sporting my Transformers t-shirt.....then he put me in his police cruiser and proceeded to arrange for Jugs car to be towed! I was like daaaayuuuumm.....i told him bout borrowing tha car but he wasnt havin it. So the car got towed ..i jes sat in the car mesmorized by all the blinking lights and whut not....then the cop asked me if i was suicidal...."I was like nah....i always look like this." So anyway long story short...we gotta go to court to get tha car back and the cop released me into the custody of Melody who luckily called my celly and said she could pick me up. Thank u baby! Helly drama...im thinkin of jes being a fuckin bum any yall wanna join me lemme know...as usual hit me up on the email tip.....hotline@milenko500.com. MCL to all the homiez on lock down......fuck cops....they can all straight up munch on a bowl of dicks!! Im out....BaBy Whut?!?!?

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Milenko500 ENFORCERapril 23rd, 2001 milwaukee, wi @ 10:20 p.m. central time
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psychopathic Interview
part 2
go to Insaneclownposse.com right fukin now!! to check part 2 of that interview ..... the interview contains fresh news like

Psychopathic groups leavin island and movin to capitol records..........
Marz is the six member of Dark Lotus.........
the dark Lotus album is donE!!!!...........
two versions of the dark lotus album will be avaible.... the gathering version and the street version.... the gathering version has an extra song...........

well thats it go check it out now!!

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kiLLa KlowneTTe 420 04/23/01 S.F. California
hey hey its the infamous bong champion killa klownette 420 back to say like carmen electra "'sup baby!" to my homies out there from the dark carni land. still gimpified like whut, still stuck at home like, f*ck. im want to give some luvin to clown e who got attacked by some bitch behind the wheel just the other day. all in all he lucked out, for at least we still got clown e with us, shit! we luv u!!!
KILLA KLOWNETTE 420 JOINS THE CENTURY! So i finally got some internet goods with my maxed out credit card! got the digital camera/web cam, cd burner, dsl, and all kinds of other goodies i cant afford to be buyin! so now i mite actually get to download a sing in less then 5 hours. and also get some pics on this site of me and my homies and "killa's karni" aka my ghetto ride. this was very big news in my lack of a real life. so this 420 weekend i bonded with mary jane and her friend sierra nevada. yes just the three of us. my hippy stoner partner in crime, Emily aka Lily, went up to humboldt county to get some trees and left me alll alone! yes hippy, if u can beleive that. shes got the skirts, the dreads, the birkenstocks, and even that damn eminem-ass smellin patchulli oil, blah! we are night(me) and day(her) when we work the street corners. while she's adjusting her peace sign and hemp necklace, im flippin the bird and sportin my charm. its ok though, she loves my all time favorite song old skool pervert, and we can both smoke like a fuckin forest fire 24/7 baby.

anyways back to juggalo world. im repeating some news for the stoners out there who mite have forgotten or not read up yet, but if you gots a juggalo-related website, club, team, whatnot, email shotout@insaneclownposse.com and u mite get some ass luvin in the next dark lotus cd. u mite not. no bs though, they want real shit, no i love yous or wedding proposals yo. oh and do it NOW cause the last day is monday. haha sorry late warning, think fast! member im slow and things move at a slowww pace in my lala land. p.s. check out wolfpac at sugardaddyrecords.com for some ill flavored tunes if ya got the time. p.p.s. shots out to twiztidkid44,jamiesbattgirl, djcujo34, kravan chris, and mikenayers! and of course the m500 crew for being the f*ckin SH*T!!! MJL for life!!!

P.S. hey violeny j was in a chat today, given to me by forbiddenninja. he had a few things to say:
1. FUCK kottonmouth kings.
2. Hulk Hogan will be at the gathering.
3. krazy bone will be at the gathering, wait did we already know that? i dunno i cant remember. im serious...
4. FUCK kottonmouth kings.
5. J loves Bone Thugs. A lot.
6. FUCK kottonmouth kings...(i added this one in for effect)
P.P.S. im rite there with you j. mad props. luv lil killa aka killa klownette 420

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04/22/01 S.L.O. California What?
Hoda'le' Juggalos, just want to say that our store under went some cgi upgrades over the weekend so some of you may have had trouble placing orders. I want to let you know today that it is back up and ready for service. So if you had a problem ordering yesterday, go ahead and try agin today as it will go through perfect. Also the shipping wight on items has been lowered to make the shipping more fair on your end.

Yall may have herd that clown e love of the milenko 500 was in a major car accident, and his car is totaled. Send him some clown love and get well letters HERE.

Damn, looks like our traffic is incresing by the day, thanx m500 crew for making this site mad packed with flavor. Were on top on the icpt50 witch you can see here. Pretty fresh to see were more than double the hits and flavor than of 2nd place. The more hits the more flavor we bring. So bring it on and were damn stoked to have you visit this site juggalo, thanx.

Woo wooo the west coast m500 crew Me, Clown E. Love, Killa Klownette, and Softcoremike bought our gathering of the juggalos tickets, booked our hotel, and we got our plane tix too. Were ready to go. Looks like its gona be the shit. Any one flying from the west coast knows it cost alot to hit up the gathering. 300+ for plane + 100$ for ticket + bout 300$ for hotel + food and spending $ it adds up to = ALOT! But with months in advance to save up and work for it I will fly buy and the gathering will be upon us. Its gona be the bomb seeing the Rydas, ICP, Twiztid, Blaze, and Anybody Killa rippin it up on stage. And Detroit is only bout 1 hr away so might be dope to hit up D-Town on the trip. WHEN:
Friday the 13th, July 2001
WHERE:
Toledo, Ohio at the Seagate Center
TIME:
Friday: 1 PM - 11 PM
Saturday: 11 AM - 11 PM
Sunday: 11 AM - 11 PM
COST:
$90 (plus $10 fee for shipping, handling, and processing)

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4-22-2001
Whuts up juggalos...yes its me...im back...rumors that i fled the country in search of a career in animal porn are untrue. I havent updated in a while because i've been through a traumatic experience. About a week ago i was driving home from work anxious to get home and watch Smackdown....i was maybe 15 mins from my house when this sideswiped me from outa no where and totaled my car!! I included a pic so u all could see the damage. Thats me in tha back screaming my head off. I wasnt too hurt...but lemme tell u hittin that air bag felt like a slap in the face. Tha bitch that hit me wasnt hurt at all...but she peed her pants when i got outa my car and threatend to kill her....but is say that to alot of people i dont know why she was trippin...anyway Ry Ry lived nearby so i called his ass and he came down and first he laffed cuz i got in a car accident...but then after he "Showed me the Funny" we both mean mugged this bitch to tears for her stupidity. The accident was totally her fault and she knew it....people who were driving by kept giving me the "thumbs up" cuz they knew i was gonna get madd paid. So my juggaryde is totaled....gonna have to get a new car and i took some time off here to reflect on my life and what i've accomplished. My whole life flashed before my eyes right as she hit me. I saw myself reading my first porn mag...the very first time a girl let me stick my hand down her underwear...and the ever so memorable first time i kissed a sasquatch lookin beeyaaach....boy i musta been drunk off my ass...anyway ninjaz...jes thought i'd fill u in....if any u juggalos been in a car accident lemme know tha story.....this was my first and prolly not my last...so lemme know whuts up email me at hotline@milenko500.com . I wanna give quick shout outs to a couple people...Ry Ry for having my back like always, Jesse for being a down ass homie , Melody for being a true friend, and Smirnoff Ice for always making me smile....Woo Woo....MCL serial KiLLaz...im out like whut BaBy Whut?!?!?

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Milenko500 ENFORCERapril 22nd, 2001 milwaukee, wi @ 11:20 a.m. central time
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go to
Mikeclark.com
in about one hour
juggalos..... J was just in a chatroom tellin everyone that theres gonna be somethin phat shit going on at mikeclark.com with the studio cam...... in about one hour.... so look at the time above at the top of my update.... and figure it out...

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Radcliff,Kentucky 4/22/2k1
What up Juggalos! Well after a weekend of pretty much SHIT! I'm back. Well this weekend has been full of bad news. Bad blood. And Bad Bullshit in my life. To start off my homies Psychonutt (Trish) and Punisher (Rob) house caught on fire. They are pretty much like family to me and they have helped my punk ass out alot. I'll explain what happened. They did a co-signing for a dirt bike on a friend and he assed out on the deal so they collected the bike. Well they stored it in the basement and were fixing to sell it that day. Well little was known but the bike had a gas leak and something in the basement sparked it and the bike blew up in the basement causing massive damage to the basement. Luckily Rob and his 4 year old daughter got out safe but the house is pretty much fucked. The basement needs to be redone and the kitchen floors are weak. Now they have home owners insurance but Rob is out of work due to back surgery and Trish is the only one holding down the Fort. I am ! raising a fund to help these two down ass juggalos out. If you are interested in this please contact me via e-mail. This isn't gonna be no auction no bullshit this is straight up truth. We're not gonna take ya'lls money and help SoftcoreMike buy crack with it or anything this is to help their family out who is basically my family. My second news is if you've visited our website as of late you'll notice a few changes which are fresh. I am working on the juggalopromotions page still. Send yer pics and bios in to me as well and I'll get them up on the page. Also, A friend of the chats has been hit by a car. Last Night XX-Psychotic-Juggalette-XX was hit by a car and is in critical Condition as well in a coma. Keep your prayers in hand for her and hope she pulls through. I will talk to her boyfriend and keep ya'll updated on it. Insaneclownposse.com has news up on the fake ass juggalo bands trying to leach of the Juggalos. Check it out! ! It's a pretty fresh interview with the 5 dons of Psychopathic. Now I haven't been on lately cuz I've been trying to work on a secret webpage for myself and I'm sorry for the lack of updates and shit. So far I've got the HTML files down just gotta find a free webhosting service that doesn't fucking put their ads embedded within the page itself so it dont' fuck up my frames. Well ninjas that's about all the news I gots for now. I wanna give a shout out to Killaklownette420 for listening to mah jam on her voice mail when I called her. Until then I'm out like the rug burn I'm gonna put on her ass at the gathering. THAS RIGHT! Beat down Beat down gonna beat her down... MCL MKKL-D3dBdyM4n

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