7-6-2001
Whuts Juggalin Muhfackos!?!? Well in about 6 days the biggest event to hit Toledo will take place.. well..besides the Annual Bulbus Beer Belly Contest, thats right the GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS 2001....hell fuckin yea... I can barely contain myself. Juggalos from all over the globe are gonna be there and yes i mean ALL over the globe. Jes yesterday a juggalo from Germany im'd me and told me some ninjaz from Europe are going to the gathering and thats tha shit. Im making a prediction right now...there will be no stronger sense of family at the Gathering than when ICP is on stage doing their set to a sea of serial killin Juggalos in the crowd and they bust into LETS GO ALL THE WAY. Thats gonna be off the heazy.

Psycho Juggalos Hotline is currently under construction. Some of yall who been callin might have noticed it hasnt been changed in like 40 something years. But right now its undergoing a few changes and rumors that I've been fired by Ry Ry are false. In the mean time if ya wanna hear the Marz interview you can still call that bitch up or jes press # if your a juggalette and talk dirty to me. Tell me how bad u want me to bang that box of urs....baby WHut!?!?

Yall gotta pick up the Twiztid Beyond the Freekshow dvd if you got a dvd player. I jes picked it up the other day and its got a Flash version of the video "We Don't Die" which is semi animated.. i wont front it isn't that much different from the regular one..but its still helly fresh. Plus dvd is crystal clear and tha sound is off the hook. Now all we need is Shockumentary and both Stranglemanias on DvD and we're set.

Aight i did the top 5 reasons why yall are going to the Gathering..now its time for the less fortunate to be heard....

If you're not going to the Gathering......email me your top 5 reasons why you CANT go to the Gathering. Best top 5 gets a 1998 Phat or Whack Sampler and well cuz i feel bad a copy of the 2001 Gathering Program Guide book...so you can at least know exactly whut your're missing. I'll post the winner on here as well as usual

Thats all for now juggalos....imma go watch me some bootleg PORN starrin none other than our own LiL Killa 420

See yall at the Gathering.. BABY WHUT!!??!

DARK CARNIVAL 2001.........its coming....
07/02/01 S.L.O. California
Time to Slide into the mud with MARZ! That's right, this is your first newsletter-email straight from MARZ HQ to give you the dirty low-down on how you can hook yourself up with the Lung Fu Mo She world of MARZ in the near future! --------------------------------- THE GATHERING, July 13-15: This is your chance to hang out with the MARZ, ICP, and the Dark Lotus crew for an entire weekend in Toledo, Ohio. For more info. on The Gathering, visit www.juggalogathering.com. Check MARZ out at the following event/locations: JUST ANNOUNCED!> In-store Record Signing! - Thursday July 12th: Allied Record Exchange (3253 Navarre, Toledo, Ohio, 419-697-5538) at 5 pm, meet MARZ in-person and have your copy of "Lung Fu Mo She" and a limited edition MARZ poster signed there on the spot. Meet MARZ at The Gathering - Saturday July 14th at the Meeting Grounds from 3-5 pm and Sunday July 15th at the Asylum from 2-3 pm. Meet him in person for the first time, and look into his eyes to see why he has been chosen to hold the Dark Lotus flag in the Netherworld and beyond. LIVE Performance - see MARZ perform live with Blaze, Mystery Guest, and Dark Lotus, on Saturday July 14th at 6:45 pm on the Main Stage. Don't miss this epic event! Also: 100 Limited Edition MARZ t-shirts, 100 Limited Edition MARZ charm necklaces, and "Lung Fu Mo She", the new MARZ album, all available at the merchandise booth. --------------------------------- Upcoming Information in the next MARZ email > MARZ/Dark Lotus national record store tour, the Dark Lotus album (in-stores July 17th), the Dark Lotus Tour... --------------------------------- "Lemme get your ear. I'ma make myself clear. It's D L Family- juggalos righ-tchere. You can take away my life, you can take away my mic, but the love that we got- it ain't never gonna stop. WE ETERNAL, past this earthly bullshit. Dogs on another level, can you feel this. It's Twiztid, Blaze and ICP and if you fuckin with my dogs boy you D.I.E." -MARZ/DARK LOTUS --------------------------------- To add a friend to the official VIP MARZ email list, visit: http://lb.bcentral.com/ex/manage/subscriberprefs?customerid=7843
Clifftown Kentucky AKA Radcliff 7/6/2k1
Disclaimer:If any doubt has came across this update and you unsure of what you are reading then don't fuckin read it ok? If in doubt of this site blame jugalinko he owns it. .
What up juggalos DeAdMaN-X back in the haugh like whut. Check it out ninjas. I've been pondering this well wait there's nothing to ponder so here's the news....
ICP and XPW
That's right juggalos and Juggalettes ICP will again be at an XPW event This Saturday at The Grand Olympic Auditorium in Los Angeles California (Californiay if your from Kentucky) Dunno wussup just go pep them out THIS SATURDAY!!!!!!
Your thoughts on the WWF vs WCW
Ok NInjas check this shit out. In our chat alot of my chatting ninjas have asked me what do I think about the WCW invasion angle on the WWF. Well honestly I think it's great to see the WWF talent and the WCW talent work up a sweat against each other. Who's gonna win? I think it's gonna be a slobberknocker and that it'll be a fuckin heated finish with a Draw. McMahon making the WWF stars lookin like a bunch of fuckin heels and Shane making WCW look like Faces should pull over good for the WCW tv ratings. In lamens Terms... Good news for the WCW as it launches in less then a month and a half. In other news no contact from Goldberg. It's possible he'll be doing what Kevin Nash is doing and that is Setting out his AOL/Time-Warner Contract for 14 months which was a clause set in all the superstars of the WCW's contracts stating that if the company were to go bankrupt or to sign over to another company that AOL/Time-Warner would pay the wages of the contracts for an extended 14 mont! hs or until the superstars found work. As well According to my buddies at Wrestleline.com Juggalo Superstar Vampiro is slated to go to japan for a bout in there. If this is true then Vampiro after his accident in Mexico is healed enough to step into the ring again. That's pretty much my wrestling report and I'll get back to you when I have some more 411 about Wrestling.
Que my homie vs a bunch of street rat hoodlums
That's right my homie brother best friend in the whole world Que had a bout with some egg throwing pussies tonight out in his apartment. Here I am chillin watchin one of my favorite Stephen King movies THE STAND when all of a sudden Que rushes in the house from the front porch/deck thingy which is on the second story of the apartment complex all pissed off. Well he grabs his .40 cal handgun which he has dubbed Nino Brown and runs out the door. Well I'm ready to see some action so I walk outside and ask his friend what the fuck is going on and she looks at me for a second and asks "Aren't you gonna go down there and stop him?" So I'm thinking for a second and since him and his girl had just broke up tonight I'm thinkin OH SHIT He's gonna bust a cap in someones ass. Well I get down there and Que has put one of his Black Talons into the pipe (Cocked the gun back Black Talons are lethal fuckin nasty bullets that claw out when they hit and grab whatever they hit.) Anywho these! two people, some fat mark, and some 16 year old gutterslut stop. Well the fat guy rolls up to QUe like he's gonna do something till he see's the gun and sticks his hands up like he was on Cops and his name was Rodney King. ANd Que Asks "Where's the Other fucker huh?" Well they were stuttering because Nino Brown just don't fuckin play them silly ass horseshit reindeer games. QUe asked again "What's the kids name" and they were stuttering and shit saying "We Don't Know" Well QUe walks off all non-schalantly like gunplays an everyday thing for him (Considering he sleeps with his gun and the guns always in the glove box underneath the counter at the shop or sometimes up his ass. You never know where's he's got Nino) Well anyways I asked him What the fuck just happened why did he pull a gun out on some kids and it comes to find out these little rat bastards Egged some cars and shit. So we jet into the house because unlike Eminem Que didn't fumble and drop his weapon and he had int! etions to use that mother fucker. So we're chillin waiting for the police to come by which they don't and we go back out and these little bastards are back at it again throwing Rocks at street lights and shit. It's not like I don't drive underneath them things and the way I drive I'd hit a nun or a little kid. But anyways. Que looks down at these kids (ing new underwear and pants because of the excursion earlier) and says "Look u little bastards, I'll break yer fuckin arms if you dont' stop." A little less to say these mother fuckers bolted out of that place like mine and que's mom on free crack day. But the Morale of the story is. Don't piss off the Bald Tattooed WHite guy. It might hurt just a little. Until then ninjas this is DeAdMan-X screamin at you like your mother after she found out you been sneaking into her stash. PEACE MJL and remember Don't floss that ass unless u got some cash.-DeAdMaN-X
07/02/01 S.L.O. California
NEW ITEMS ADDED TO THE STORE TODAY, and MORE TO COME. THESE ITEMS ARE UP, Chickin huntin T's, Purple Ringmaster T's, Blaze Ya dead homie Jerseys, White Juggalo baseball Jerseys, Blue Twiztid Shirts, Bloodbath and Two sided Posters, Psycho Baseball jerseys, and a few more.

Juggalos the Gathering is aproching. I had to take down the tix for sale sign on the site. Sorry but were not accecepting any more orders for Gathering Tix.
Ninjas peep out this Juggalos Ryde. CLICK HERE
You wont belive how hardcore psychopathic this ride is untill you check out all the pics. Even hatchet boy taillights and seatcovers. Owned by jason JuggaloNinja42@aol.com

Here is a letter from mel. b
this is Mel B in florida almost a few days from gettin sworn into the army..and based on my decision i got something left that i need to sell off seeing that for at least a year of my life i wont be needing...no, its nothing Psychopathic...its a Playstation 2...thats right, ninjaz...im sacrificing this as a FIRST COME FIRST SERVE ITEM....that means, whoever comes up with the money FIRST, will get it.......and its at the discounted price of $200-...any of u serial killaz out there that dont have it and want it..send me an email.. jamiemadrox78@hotmail.com from there we will start talking about it...

Hear is a message to yall from Joe Cola
I just wanted to let you know that their makup on the promo pic for Marz's new album is the exact same as a movie that I just rented from Hollywood Video called "Real Killers" they have the same half skull half black make up. If you have a Hollywood Video by you you should pick it up the movie is Dope! I just that I would you let you know ninja it is an interesting little fact in my case.
SKaRyCyKoTiC aka Malicious

07/05/01 S.F. California LOOK A NEW PIC!
Props to talented juggalette Jenn for her wicked style art CLICK HERE. Peep out some more dark shit at http://www.geocities.com/chloekitty_42...

Juggalo love and prayers go out to the juggalo Tommy who was in a horrible accident Friday nite. He is in the childrens hospital in St. Louis rite now...Ronnie the clown and all of us here at milenko500 send our love and best of luck to him and his family. And to the rest of you! BE CAREFUL! Im your mother for the day!!!! BE SAFE!!!! Or face THA KILLA!~hehe...

OHIO JUGGALOS! 4th of july bash! If ur near the dayton area, New Carlisie is where its at homeboy! Call 845-3983 for directions!!! Dave the Assassin X of KDC is putting this shit on...Call him up motherfacko!

INDIANA JUGGALOS! A mini gathering in peru indiana! Any killa interested, email bizzarninja@hotmail.com!! nOW!!!

OK-u have heard the new DL song, here is the reverse lyrics brought to you by DEAD SOUL! Thanks! Violent J had these 3 messages to say: 1. May god bless Mike E. Clark, ICP, Twiztidm and most of all, all juggalos and everybody at psychopathic records, even you! 2. The 6th jokers card will be followed , followed by the end of time itself, it will consume us ALL! 3. Magicians(magic...), Sourcerers(magic...), Witch Doctors (magic...), Black Magic!!!

i got a secret lover from CarnyRydas- hes RydinJ-and hes madly in love with me for some reason, I think its my bong.. check out the site.. http://www.angelfire.com/oh4/CRIcp/Intro.html , go to the Rydas link click on D and click on my pic to see his site about me, hahaha!!! :-)

THE WEBSITE OF LIL KILLA 420: I am making my website about me with the help of a few juggalos! I need some interview questions to be asked! If there is anything you want to know about me, now is the time to submit your questions. I know im no one special, but I wanna have a special page too woowoo~! Hehe..email me at lil killa420@aol.com with anything u want on that page! Thanks!!!!!!!!

SilverJuggalo gave me these lyrics for dat dark lotus ass: peep it! DARK LOTUS - BLACK MAGIC(4:56)

verse 1:
hooragoon, feed the rats, hooracool, scare the cats, meckle heckle, lucifer, heckle meckle, crucifer, meditate, body weight, humiliate, castrate, contemplate, hate, decapitate, segregate, poison, venom, vixen, pleasure, vortex, vomit, vulture, treasure, hex of fire, hex of pain, hex of losses, hell will gain, blood of children, blood of pig, dig solomon dig dig, dig your grave, be my slave, alot of wicked spirits rave
chorus: black is magic, leave my soul, give my angels all controll, black is magic, let me be, keep your black tounge off of me, black is magic, drop your chain, may you never speak my name, black is magic, watch you cower, bite your tongue and holy power
why? why? when people witness magic, they'l ignore it and say it never happened, only thing they'll beleive is whats tragic, god throws it nobody wanna catch it...
verse 2: i go east, you go west, and the moon follows both of us, (its magic, magic) pyramids, circle crops, hunded tonne stone hedge crops, (its magic, magic) volanic lava, earthquakes, weather causes aches, (its magic, magic) music love, the unseen drug, fucking lightning bugs, (its magic, magic) hypnosis, ESP, mental telepathy, (its magic, magic) amityville, northern lights, blood red moon lit nights, (its magic, magic) rings of saturn, the black hole, mind over body controll, (its magic, magic) exorcisms, mary's cryin', unknown objects flyin' (its magic, magic)
chorus: black is magic, leave my soul, give my angels all controll, black is magic, let me be, keep your black tounge off of me, black is magic, drop your chain, may you never speak my name, black is magic, watch you cower, bite your tongue and holy power
why? why? when people witness magic, they'l ignore it and say it never happened, only thing they'll beleive is whats tragic, god throws it nobody wanna catch it...
verse 3: frozen fire, call me down, frozen fire, show me around, candle wax drip like tears, roll over one thousand years, monkey blood, sweet and hot, take me to my spot, kay wait, devil has my tounge, heaven's bells have now rung
verse 4: blood of children, blood of pig, dig solomon dig dig, dig your grave, be my slave, let the holy spirits rave,
chorus: black is magic, leave my soul, give my angels all control, black is magic, let me be, keep your black tounge off of me, black is magic, drop your chain, may you never speak my name, black is magic, watch you cower, bite your tongue and holy power
black is magic, leave my soul, give my angels all control, black is magic, let me be, keep your black tounge off of me, black is magic, drop your chain, may you never speak my name, black is magic, watch you cower, bite your tongue and holy power
black is magic, leave my soul, give my angels all control, black is magic, let me be, keep your black tounge off of me, black is magic, drop your chain, may you never speak my name, black is magic, watch you cower, bite your tongue and holy power
catch it...

Milenko500 ENFORCERjuly 3rd, 2001 milwaukee, wi @ 9:25 p.m central time
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First Off I wanna give a big FUCK YOU to the raddisson Hotel In toledo for Losin Our Fukin reservation.... You fukin punks!! suck my fukin dick!!!

ICP MOD for Half Life Game News

juggalos go to icpmod.tripod.com THE MAKERS of the ICP half life MOD need more help so hit that site help and get at em... its gonna be the shit! for Real

Marz downloads for you

check out this shit....

marz ICQ skin

Marz wallpaper



Now for my Top 5 reasons for going to the gathering of the juggalos 2001

1.The juggalos
2.Dark Fukin' Lotus
3.hott drunk juggalettes with blurred vision
4.the sixth being revealed
5.hott drunk juggalettes with blurred vision

there ya have it ... oh and again... FUCK YOU radisson!! eat a fukin a dick!!

R.I.P Rob
-headcase

07/03/01 Oceano California
BITCH I WILL MOTHA FUCKIN CUT YOU!!! WOO WOO AYE WHAT UP NINJA"s ok RYDIN DYRTAY is out today an soon to be for sale here at the world famous MILENKO500 but for those gettin early copys you may find them unseald. due to my sherlock style detective work i found out why . the first print of thses cd's said RYDIN DYRTAY on the front but was spelled ridin dirtay on the back so psycopathic had a room full of masturbateing shit throwing monkeys stay up all night an switch the backs and to get them out fast they're sendin them unseald. but fuck it. ( damn i juss said but fuck) anyway back to busness.

ON OTHER NEWS

I wanna send a big EAT A BOWL OF DICKS out to DUSTIN MATINGLY, ok it's like this. this mark came by the office an bought an assload of merch which is good, we bulshited for a lil while then then decided to kick it at bulls ( local M500 bar) for happy hour so we;re there for like an hour an WOO WOO he's buyin all the drinks which seemd cool at the tyme. so we headed back to the office an blazed a bowl, an by this tyme i'm pretty tore back so i say " hey i got some fireworks in the car" so we walk'd over to the mission ( like a disco for homeless ppl but no cops) an we stt off a few ground blooms and juss be beligerent when som hobo starts yellin crazy shit an so we toss a spakler hsi way to scare him off but now i'm all drunk an pissed at bums so i get all loud an cruz down by the creek at the mission an start yellin " WHO"S ON THE HOUSE" ( homless people hat that, cuz it's not them) so after a few min of this i start talkin to dustin, an he sarts gettin on some weird shit, first he sarted preachin the dark carnival to me an u hate it when fools do that. then outta nowhere he says" yea its not like i'm gay or anything, but if i had to sleep with a man, it'd be J or jamie maddrox" right now i'm like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT!?! an he acted like he didn't say anything so i'm thinkin not only does he want to fuck guys but he chose the 2 biggest scaryest guys on psycopathic to do it, an then i'm like no wonder he bought all the drinks , so i told him " YO i gotta piss i'll be right back" an ditched him by the creek, i went back over to that screaming bum an aplogized to him to pissing him off then i told him that dustin had $300 in his wallet and he's a pussy, then i took off. this was 3 days ago an yesturday dustins car got towed from where it was parked out front the whole tyme so i'm guessing he probly got jacked then arrested. oh well the moral of the story is NO GAY JUGGALO"S IN THE OFFICE and now i trust no one.

one more thing CARDKEEPA STOP HAVEING YOUR FRIENDS HOUNDDOWG ME YOU LIL BITCH
Juggalo Hodge e-mail Glen Burnie MD 07/03/01
What up world wide strangulars/neden mangulars.

Yo, any MD juggalos going to the gathering hit me up cause maybe we can have a magic ninja carpool(deadpool) or take over a grey hound bus with our Juggalo posse. I still haven't decided how I'm getting there(my cars acting up).

As I mentioned in my last update that store Black Market Minerals sells those skull style voodoo sticks that Violent J sports in the Milenko album credits. Well a down ass ninja by the name of hackbenjamin31 confirmed to me that they are a chain and if you want to see if theirs one in your neck of the woods check out www.blackmarketminerals.com/home.asp.

Hey killas, don't forget about the 2 new cds to order online this week. Thats right 2. Of course we got your hook up on the brand new RYDAS "rydin dirty" album. Yeah, all that straight up gansta shit for our earlobes to devour. And the creator of the wicked melodies himself, Mike E (clark park,trailor park) Clark has a new cd to order. It'll be available from his site on the 4th. The album is called beats for that ass vol.1. I guess these instrumentals will be super phat for any of you Juggalos with young ones who are too small to be infected by the glorious lyrics of our detroit killas. Shit I know I'm gonna order one of these limited masterpieces. I don't have kids but I wanna see the old ladies at my gym complain to management on me for a instrumental cd. Damn people always trying to get me kicked out an shit. Not any more granny's!!!

Check it out dead homies. Our Juggassociate Vanilla ICE is getting a lil radio play on some college stations. He's featured on a song by a band called Betty Blowtorch called "size queen". The song feat Vice is on the album by Betty Blowtorch titled "are you man enough". Don't forget VICE's song with ICP "natural born killaz" is still available for download at vanilla ice's official site.

Well, that about does it for now. Don't forget all you MD area Juggalos if you have space in a carpool to the gathering or are gonna ride grey hound let me know cause my car decided to turn traitor on me. Until next time "keep on choppin". MCL!!!
07/02/01 S.L.O. California

Click Here to buy the Marz Cd.
Peep out our new marz page its just the begining of it. And yes this is the new promo pic and cover's for marz. This was sent to me from Brain at Marzes record lable. Brian is definitly a juggalo and posses's ninja tackticks.
7-2-2001
Peep out the helly fresh Bizzar Bizaar Sampler Jacket im sportin....damn i hate sayin it but im one good lookin piece of juggalo ass...who says scrubs cant be pretty ?

Whuts juggalin ninjaz....its ur homie CLown E here....first off i wanna say thank you to Jugalinko for fixing my AOL IM link so peeps can message me....i was all jealous of all the other updaters on this site cuz im the only one that dont get hounded...but thanx to Jug i now have 4 people on my buddy list instead of 2.

Gathering News.......now.....its jes around tha corner ninjaz....Rudeboy said it on the ICP hotline....get ur tickets now ASAP You only have till THIS wednesday...thats JULY 4th to order your tickets online...thats right after that u gotta call up Psychopathic and order ur shit...so quit stallin like a muhfucker and order yo shit ! I talked to my cousin Ry Ry this weekend whos in Detroit right now building sets and whut not for the Gathering and he was hypin it up big time of how FRESH this years Gathering of the Juggalos iz gonna be so you dont wanna miss out....last week i asked yall to email me your top 5 reasons why ur lookin foward to the Gathering and i said i'd post the best one up on here. Alot of yall said tha same shit ....but this one sounds like something i'd say cuz it sums up the whole thing.....so peep it....

Tikki God's Top 5 Reasons for going to the Gathering of the Juggalos 2001

1. Dark Lotus Performance
2. Hanging wit all the Juggalos and Juggalettes
3. image of the Sixth
4. All the performances
5. Its going to be my vacation thank god!


Psychopathic Rydas new album RYDIN DIRTAY will be available online tomorrow on the Milenko 500 Store. Ready to ship imedeitly. and it'll ship as soon as its out in stores July 17th. Those going to the Gathering can also get it there.

Aight ninjaz thats it fo now......one last thing b4 i go.....Wilson isnt whut he claims to be....and if he doesnt cease and desist recruiting followers in his homosexual cult of "tea baggin" steal mill workers ...certain pictures will be released that Spaulding has obtained that will bring down Wilson and his fruit loop ring. MCL im out like whut .....BABY WHUT!?!?
07/01/01 S.L.O. California
Happy July 1st Juggalos the 4th is gona be going off super hard core, i just picked up madd illegal fireworks and im gettin ready to blow some shit up. Any juggalos interested in a fresh ass party we will be at the Los Osos J.R. High baseball field playing Slosh Ball. There will be a keg of New Castle (1 of 2) and there is no leaving 2nd base with out pounding a cup of newcastle. July 4th starting at 12:00. After that everyone is usualy so hammered that its time for explosives. Thats when we hit the beach. This year were gona blow up Pismo beach. The same beach that me Jay and Geoff drove on.

New Dark Lotus Track Realesed to the public.

Black Magic mp3

Clifftown Kentucky AKA Radcliff 6/30/2k1
Disclaimer:Milenko500 is not responsible for the Actions of DeAdMan-X Just thought I'd let u know.What up juggalos juggalettes ninjas and ninjettes DeAdMaN-X back to hit u up with some freshness and late breaking Psychopathic Records News for your mommas folded fat ass. Ok here we go:
Eminem vs Dougie in the Court Systems

Ok ninjas here's the deal with the whole court thingy. Unfortunately Eminem Got off lucky without being assraped in court the other day about the Gun Incedent which happened over a year ago with Dougie at the Radio Shop. According to MTVNews he was given 1 year probation to work along with the 2 years probation he got from beating that kid in the face with the gun. He also got made fun of in court by the judge who was dissing him using his lyrics and said she had a stack of papers saying that he should get the Death Sentence for what he did and that she should wash his mouth out with soap. Obviously some juggalos knew who the judge was and sent her beautiful poems like the Following: "Slim Anus ain't nuttin but a bitch, throw him in the chair and hit the mutha fuckin switch"-DeAdMan-X wrote that. ANywho It's cool tho cuz if Eminem fucks up 1 more time he violates probation and gets the time he owes on the shelf. So it's all good.


Violent J vs the Court System

J will be facing assault charges against that Cooksie faggot mother fucker saying that he beat his ass. The trial is on July 6th 2001 where he hears the Arrainment on what's gonna happen to him. Hopefully J can get outta this headlock because I dunno bout assault charges but I know they can get you in some deep shit. Let's hope and Pray J can get outta this one.


Gathering of the Juggalos

Peep it ninjas The Gathering was mentioned on MTV talking about the 3 days of madness, fun, faygo and a juggalette bride. That means it's obviously gonna be fresh if it's getting national attention from the biggest bitch on the face of the planet next to Slim ANus and that's MTV I'm pretty hyped about it.


Dark Lotus Track and My Opinions

That's right ninjas the new Dark Lotus Track Black Magic is available at insaneclownposse.com. It's a quick Download only 4 megabytes. To be honest I love Psychopathic to death and I think that their music is fresh but I don't like this track too much. There's just something missing about it and I can't figure out what. I mean it duz have wicked lyrics and all but I wasn't to hyped after hearing it. I'm pretty sure tho that Dark Lotus: Tales from the Lotus Pod is gonna be fuckin fresh. But as always there's always 1 song on the cd that your gonna hate to hear. And that's my opinion and a few other juggalos opinions I heard from too.


WiLsOn's WOrD

Ok Juggalos I was talking to WiLsOn the other day and he made a pretty good point about some things. HE was pretty jealous that dogs can lick themselves and we can't. I know it's pretty fuckedu p but if I could lick my own nuts I'd never leave the fuckin bathroom on real. And B.) Why do hot ass women throw themselves at ugly ass men and vice versa. I mean come on man I'm kinda hot. I've taken my vow of celebacy thanks to WiLsOn telling me I should never have sex again but hey it's WiLsOn. WiLsOn is your God.


That's my shit foru juggalo MJL-DeAdMaN-X
06/28/01 S.F. California LOOK A NEW PIC!
my homie Loc-C did some funky remastering of my pic. i hope u like :)...oh and blaze on...

hey hey whats jugglin! tomorrow im off to see esham/natas/and more devilish sorts at Maritime Hall in San Francisco...ill have some details about that in a few days. any killas that are gonna be there hit me up yo! hey if any of u cereal killers want to get their grubby hands on a couple gathering tickets, but have no cash flow, maybe talk to the ninja know as the ak juggalo twiztidakjuggalo@realjuggalos.com...he has two extra tickets, i believe it was 2, that he wants to get rid of and is willing to trade, possibly for some fresh psychopathic merchandise i.e. jersey or what not..hit him up if you wanna work a deal out... all you ninjas that live in Oklahoma (ouch)..sounds boring...no offense..but if u can spare a moment, stories and pictures are needed at from you at www.geocities.com/oklahomajuggalos-juggalistic ninja thanks you! props to EklipZ of faygoluvers.net(a fresh mother fucking site i mite add) for this: "Hey juggalos. I wanted to drop in real quick to tell you that the Born Twiztid DVD is now available in your local stores or at Amazon.com! I was told by many people that this DVD contains stuff that isn't on the VHS. I was also told that it has an Animated version of the video "We Don't Die". So go pick that shit up." and props to deapclear of realjugglalos.com for this-i havent heard this myself, and take no responsibility, but supposedly ray-day prizes should be ready to ship out from psychopathic on Monday the 2nd, and maybe by the weeks end or a lil later, u mite actually see ur reward for participating! yay! until i kill again, im out~~much luv
Juggalo Hodge e-mail Glen Burnie MD 06/28/01
What up nation of Juggalo Domination. Hey, I found a store in the mall that sells something awesome. Remember that cool ass skull/spine cane Violent J was holding in the booklet for the Great Milenko. This store called Black Market Minerals sells them. For mad cheap too. They only cost like $10. I'm not sure if the store is a chain, but it's worth looking into ninjas. If any of you killas are ever in the MD area check out the mall Arundel Mills for the store.

I recently got a email from a ninja who kinda customizes his new ICP dolls. He found out that the clothes they sell for the tall G.I. Joe dolls fit his ICP figs perfectly. He cut up the fatigue gear to look like ICP recent stage outfits. The coolest part is that he gave them all those ruthless military weapons. I think thats pretty tight. Although I might be a little biased cause I have a huge collection of G.I. Joes myself. Well, more cobras than joes(the small kinds that is). Oh yeah, get this I was talking with Monoxide child after a concert one time and he was wearing a Cobra logo(G.I. Joes arch enemies) navy blue shirt. I was like "Damn, I got that shirt". He said he really liked the old G.I.Joe cartoons. Phat huh.

Anybody see the new Project Pat(from three 6 mafias camp) feat. crunchy black video? The songs "she don't want to be saved" or something like that. It's funny as hell. I'm really diggin the new music out of three six mafia's camp lately. Their some down ass juggalos too. Not so much thier music but thier always representing psychopathic gear. Remember in that recent magazine interview with them they had psychopathic gear on. And that old video for the song "sippin on some syrup" some of them had on Jeckel bros hats and t's. Thats some clown Luv right there. I can't wait to see them live at the Gathering. Oh yeah, they got a rare ass track coming out on a compilation cd called Teacher Killers. That cd will also feat one of Halfbreeds last songs before they went soft(Level Jumpers).

Well ninjas, I think I'd better go now and take a long look at the back of my eyelids(I'm tired as hell). Until next time, "keep on choppin". MCL!!!
Clifftown Kentucky AKA Radcliff 6/26/2k1
Serial Slaughterers...KillerKlownz Everywhere No man, woman, or child can keep the DeAdMan Down.... JUGGALOS WUSSUP. Heckling back from a massive Crash Milenko500 introduces u to DeAdMan-x. Anywho My computer crashed due to my sisters ignorance in computers and downloading a shitload of viri that some dude sent her. Anywho I lost like all my ICP mp3's which totalled over 300++. 3 years worth of work GONE in a flash so I'm still realing over that shit. All my programs and shit but enough bout me here's some news for you.
WRESTLING FANS EVERYWHERE

there is a big iwa mid south card comming up on july 7th. lots of jcw wrestlers there its almost a jcw event missing gweedo ,3D, jonny starks

so be there on

July 7th Charlestown, Indiana IWA House of Hardcore EXTREME HEAVEN w/ Steve Corino, Blue Meanie and Jasmine St. Claire Directions to the IWA House Of Hardcore From Louisville: Take I-65 North to exit 6A. From there you will take exit 10B. This leads you into Charlestown, Indiana. Follow that road for about 7 miles (stay in the right lane because it will split with Indiana-3). Past the split, you will come across a feed store on the right hand side directly followed by a gravel road (next to a white house). Take a right on that gravel road and the IWA House of Hardcore will be on your left side.

If coming from the North: Take I-65 South to exit 6A. Then follow the directions above.

SABU RETURNS TO IWA on Saturday night June 30th w/ 8 PM Belltime Abdullah the Butcher to make his IWA Mid-South debut to team with Ian Rotten to take on Mean Mitch Page and Mad Man Pondo at Extreme Heaven on Saturday night July 7th!!!!!!! This is not endorsed by Milenko500 or any of it's crew this was brought to you by a ninja who e-mailed me to tell you all about this and he gave directions and shit. He asked me to post it up for ya'll to know so there it is.


New Version of Psychopathics From Outer Space

Ok ninjas. This was brought to my attention by a juggalo who got ahold of my AIM name and told me. There is a newer version of PFOS out there for sale. It's got Shaggy's head on a plate and Madrox fixing to eat it. He told me it was some sorta import he picked up from a store and that it has the same songs on it but in a different order. So Keep your eyes open for it.


My Top 5 Things awaiting the Gathering
Here are my top 5 things I'm waiting for at The Gathering:
1.)The Dropping of the Face of the 6th Jokers Card.
2.)Juggalette Titties
3.)Meeting New Juggalos
4.)Meeting the M500 Crew
5.)Wrestling SoftcoreMike in a super hardcore match
WiLsOn's Word
Clown E. Love Wilson tells me you were talking to him about something along the lines of taking sheep dick while jerking off to Headcases mom in a porno while day dreaming of SoftcoreMikes Yeasty Esophogus. He also told me that you confided in him to the speculation about Dark Carnival 2001 being shown to all the juggalos at The Gathering. So what's up? Clue me in homie
mIRC Script for our chat
Ok ninjas I made a mIRC script that you can download and use it to get into our chat room. I uploaded it to Jugalinko so he'll be having it on our site soon and available for download. It's kinda shitty cuz It's the Alpha but I'll put more addons as I create them.
Until then I'm out juggalos MCL-DeAdMaN-X
6-28-2001
To all that tried Instant Messaging Clown E Love the past year or so his aol name was messed up. If you want to rap with clown e love just click here. Clown E Love is the real name so add him to your buddy list.
Whuts juggalin ninjaz.!?!? Whut the fuck....yall see that counter up at tha top of this site....you know the one countin down till the Gathering of the Juggalos 2001 in Toledo....fuck itz almost here...

I know some juggalos cant make it.....don't feel too bad though...i didn't go last year so i know whut thats like....fuck that though im speakin on behalf of all the ninjaz that cant go this year even if ur not there... ur clown love is if ur a down ass ninja that transcends time and space WOo Woo aight i jes lost some of you but fuck it im gettin all philosophical

Now...for all you juggalos that ARE going to the Gathering.... email me your top 5 Reasons why your looking forward to the Gathering Best 5 will be posted on here Heres mine

1. Dark Lotus performance
2. Titties
3. Psychopathic Rydas performance
4. Titties
5. Big Fat Loopy Bulbus Naked Titties


Cali NiNjaz where u at??!? HoLLa at me if ur going to the Gathering and ur from California im bettin theres only a handful of us and we got one of the farthest distances to cover to get there so much love goes out to mah Cali juggalos..

I wanna give a shout out to Marz for hookin us up with an interview on the Psycho Juggalos Hotline DARK LOTUS is definitely gonna be tha shit at the Gathering and i wish him luck and continued success.

Woo Woo aight im out for now...... DaRk CarniVAL 2001.......its coming sooner than u think !! BABY WHUT!?!?

CLOWN E LOVE aka DrUnken NiNja MaSter
06/28/01 S.F. California LOOK A PIC!
PROPS TO JASON JELLY NUTZ at ICP.COM for this shit:

"We reported a few months ago that XM - The Digital Satalite Radio Network, was planning to broadcast all new Juggalo Show programs nationwide. Our long wait of anticipation is going to end soon! Friday, September 7th, at 9PM Eastern Standard Time, the Juggalo show will once again hit the airwaves!!! This two hour long program features music, skits, commentary, & all your Psychopathic homies (ICP, Twiztid, Blaze) and will have you laughing so hard that your milk will shoot out your nose and soup will shoot out your ass!!! The program will be rebroadcast throughout the month for those who miss it the first time. Then, each month following, on the FIRST friday of every month, there will be another Juggalo Show!!! Each one will be rebroadcast throughout the month on XM radio!! How do you get XM, the Nationwide Digital Satalite Radio Service??? Head over to www.xmradio.com to find out all the details... but basicly you will need to get a radio that has XM built into it. Don't worry ninja, most of the new radio systems coming out will have XM already built in, and if it doesn't, you can get an XM adapter unit on the cheap. Because XM Radio is a satalite based service, there is NO cencorship and NO commercials, which means that the Juggalo show can be as crazy and wild as ICP want it to be!!! Straight up, XM is the only service that can bring The Juggalo Show live radio show to ALL the Juggalos all across North America!!! We will have more information on The Juggalo Show as we find it out. In the meantime, debuting at the Gathering of the Juggalos, will be a limited edition (only 2000 pressed) Juggalo Show box set, with ALL the episodes of the Juggalo Show that ICP did for 105.1 The Edge in Detroit. It contains 8 CDs of The Juggalo Show, along with a 12"x12" full color booklet. So get ready Juggalos, for a double blast of the Juggalo Show coming very, very soon!!! Yes, the Juggalo Universe is about to get a lot fresher!!!"
06/27/01 S.L.O. California
My homie Jay "Dirty" Santure called me yesterday actin like he was the I.R.S. prak callin me and shit. I was tripin, but about 2 min. into the conversation i knew it was Dirty. Turns out that the comic con boys Big Green and Jay Dirty got split up into two groups to better dominate the promotion teams.

So now its Jay Dirty and Spooner from Indiana travling around from Texas To Iowa. And the other team is Geoff Azzopardi (big green) and Tom Dubb. There doing comic conventions and hitting up a bunch of record stores to promote ICP and Twiztid. I dont know if Geoff and Tom are doing any comic con's. Str8 up when Jay and Geoff stayed with me for those 3 days a few weeks ago, i peeped out there itinerary scedual. About 1/2 of the convention dates had in big words "DONT SEND TOM", this is party becuase Tom doesent take any shit from the Convention people, and rented security. If they tell Tom that the Juggalos are out of controll and rampaging the comic con, tom just tells em like it is. Speculation has it that this "telling em like it is" involves words like "Eat a bowl of dicks" and "Suck it Bitch". After this you will find J dirty running the Shirts Booth with Matt Davis, and you will see Geoff running the cd's booth.

As for now Jay Dirty wanted me to post these dates and say this to yall:

Dallas TX 27 th and 28th
Lookin to party with juggalos, and hit up a few record stores.

Huston TX 29th
Promoting, record stores, and looking for hot juggalettes' to toss the meat whistle to.

Austin TX 30th
The Austin Comic Convention.
Austin, Texas
Date: June 30 & July 1
Name: Austin Collector’s Exposition
Venue: Crockett Center
Address: 6301 Highway 290E
Times: Sat 9am – 6pm / Sun 10am – 4pm
Admission: $3

Witchita K.S. July 2nd
Promotion in Record stores in the Witchita area. Look for Jay and Spooner, there lookin for Juggalos

Des Moines Iowa july 4th and 5th
Big Time 4th of July, Jay and Spooner need juggalos to find them in iowa so they can party like rock stars.

Special Anouncement from Jay Dirty to all tx Juggalos.
"ANY JUGGALOS WHO KNOW A JUGGALETTE NAMED SHARON JAY DIRTY IS LOOKIN FOR YOU, FOR REAL.
-Jay Santure


Steve Furay (Steve at the office) will have his Psychopathic Employee pics and page up here in a few days i just got his pictures so that will be up as soon as possible. Mad props to Steve for hookin me up the pics and even more props to him for not going nuts when people call and hound dog all day. I bet he gets calls like "Hi, is Violent Jay there" or "Can i talk to Shaggy 2 Dope", id come unglued personaly if i had to answer the phone's there.

Jason from Ny is gona be at the gathering doing a documentry video. here is his letter to you.

If you and your crew are looking for something to do throughout the three days at the gathering then why not take about 20 min or so and help make Juggalo History by taking part in a "Made for Juggalo" video, produced by the Juggalo’s at Big J Productions and Milenko500. Stop by and talk about the Juggalo life style or what ever is on your mind, and party with other Juggalo’s that are just going to be hanging out spreading Clown Love. We would like to talk with, as many Juggalo’s and Juggalett’s as possible to ensure enough footage for this video. If you want to take part in this project E mail Jason now at Santa187@rochester.rr.com to set up an interview session so we can keep this sort of organized or call him at 716 381 8302 before 10 pm eastern time to get all the info. Everyone that participates will get props and get to plug anything they want. Copies will be made and distributed to the Juggalo’s that participate and when its ready to drop we will air it on M500 and other Juggalo web sites that want part in this project. Web Sites, If yeah wana help out we will promote your site and we will get you guys on air for all the Juggalo’s with out the internet to see on our cable access show. Thanks and MCL Jason
06/22/01 S.F. California
Sup juggalos! Im so stoked for the gathering you don't even know! Props first off to Wicked Pete Dogg for saving juggalos from the disneyland drama down in la...and props to your homie and my old skool homie KC for being just a fucking dope ass ninja nonstop. Here is some flava for dat ass:

Straight from Insaneclownposse.com, props to Jelly Nutz:

"What up Juggalos... This year at the Gathering of the Juggalos 2001, as last year, we are having a Trivia Challenge where you can win fresh prizes, with the grand prize being a Big Money Hustlas Gold Plaque...

Right now we are working on the thousands of trivia questions that we will ask... and that is where you can help Juggalo! Simple think up a multiple choice question about ICP, with 4 answers (1 of them being the right answer)... Our many categories include:

Carnival of Carnage, Ringmaster, Riddlebox, Great Milenko, The Amazing Jeckel Brothers, Bizzar Bizaar, Mostasteless, Freekshow, Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Jamie Madrox, Monoxide Child, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Project Born, Dark Carnival Rides, Violent J's love interests, Choko, Real Fuckin' Clowns, Ninjas, Juggalos, Juggalo Web Sites, Dark Lotus, ICP Slanguage, Gold and Platinum Records, Fat Chicks, Serious Darious & Jumpsteady, Shaggy Show, Pendulum Comic Books, Psychopathic Records, Psychopathic Crew, Problems with the law, Hallowicked, etc.

What is the benifit of thinking up trivia questions? Cause when you play the Juggalo Trivia Challenge at the Gathering of the Juggalos, you will know the answers to all your questions.

Email your question to trivia@insaneclownposse.com Juggalo recommendations: BizzarJuggala suggested you peep out www.ajax187.cjb.net to download a fresh sampler of AJAX. Bizzarninja said go to iuma.com and search for Johnny Vomit (nice name) to download some mp3s. CardKeepa and E-Z Mack (aint that my breakfast?) suggested u peep www.muchclownlove.net Id also like to show you these dope pics.

Dope ass Pic #1 Dope ass Pic #2

Much love to deadbabe and jamiesbattgirl for being two dope ass juggalettes in da haugh ya'll~im out~~
06/26/01 S.L.O. California
Juggalos i want to kill a viciouse rumor that has gotten out of hand. Some juggalos think that blaze ya dead homie is gona get fired by Violent Jay after the Freek Show tour, due to money problems and discrepency's. This is absolutly 100% not true in the least bit. I got this information from a certin psychopathic employee who sat down and had lunch with violent jay himself. This PSY Employee str8 up asked Jay if this blaze rumor was true, and Jay said thats not true in the least bit.

And yes once agin we have the Mr. Rotten Treats T-Shirt is back up in our store (click here to see the shirt). This has to be the dopest, rare'st icp t shirt around, and i will have it for a very very limited time. (The Last of the Comic Con Merch) In fact also peep the pic of the shirt, on the back is a fresh ass menu of Rotten Treats. Check it out. (JUST SOLD OUT OF ROTTEN TREATS T's)

All you Big Baller Juggalos should hook up on the "Iced Out" Super Bling Bling Foe Platinum and Diomand Psychopathic Charm chain. Looks dope as fuck and is actualy worn by some of the actual ICP staff members.

And some time this week we will be blowing up with the freshes merchindise on the planet. This merch will blow you away.

If anyone is wondering what happened to the Dark Lotus Football Jereseys that icp had up on the offical site, well they were sold. Yes all of them. They sold out of every single one in less than a few hours. They may put a few more up but only limited.
Juggalo Hodge e-mail Glen Burnie MD 06/26/01
What up creatures of the coffin. Damn ninjas, I'm so hyped about all the glorious psychopathic events we have to look forward to in 01! I'm talking GATHERING, instores, and the nuclear "Hatchet man rising tour". I might as well get shaggy's face paint style tattoed to my face cause every time I turn around I'll be painting up for a new show. Wooo Wooooo.

Whats this. A song dedicated to our hardcore hero MAD MAN PONDO? Thats right Juggalos, JCW and indie legend mad man pondo is the inspitation behind a song and even a album cover by Detroit rock/wrestlers The Bump-N-Uglies. Yeah, those are the same guys ICP gives props in most album shout outs. Well, the Uglies have a new punk rock cd out now called "the finer things in life". The cd has a song completely dedicated to the life of Mad Man Pondo called "Diary of a Madman". Also,the band released an EP record for the album with a pic of Pondo on the cover. It's the same pic ICP used on the cover of Strangle mania 2. The Uglies also dedicate another song on thier album to Strangle Manias legend CACTUS SAC. The song is called "legend of Mic Foley". For more info on the Bump-N-Uglies check out www.bumpNuglies.com. You can pick up thier album thier and also find info on the wrestling shows they always promote.

Don't forget ninjas, the Psychopathic Rydas new "rydin Dirty" cd is only one week away. Well, thats it for now Dead Homies. Until next time, "keep on choppin". MCL!!!
Clifftown Kentucky AKA Radcliff 6/26/2k1
If I were a bitch I'd be fuckin DeAdMaN-X What up juggalos DeAdMan-X here to bring u the wicked shit. that's right Straight outta Kentucky bitch I'm no joke get my dick sucked so much bitches fuckin lip smoke. With my mean ass juggalo tactics with my ho smackin ninja tactics leavin haters on their backs. Anywho enough with my freestyling I have some things I wanna update on.
New Idea From the Juggalos

Ok juggalos DeAdMan-X has been hearing some ideas from juggalos in the chat and on his AIMS as well. Here they are. Ninjas want a Psychopathic Records Flag made for them. So there's a new idea for some New Merchandise that I think would sell like Lemonade in Hell. For real so E-mail the ninjas at the fuckin Psychopathic Merchandise page and tell them that you want this shit.


Gathering of the Juggalos

Ok ninjas now we all are awaiting this spectacle of all times one of the most looked forward Juggalo Holidays of the year. NOw to let u all know the WHole Milenko500 crew will be there in full effect. We may not have a booth but if u see us there then expect us to be ready to chill with any and all juggalos.


DeAdMan-X vs SoftcoreMike

As an appreciation to all u juggalos visiting us. I have challenged SoftcoreMike to a Hardcore Match at the gathering. That's right my 5'8 150lbs ass vs All 6'4 380lbs of SoftcoreMikes ass. And in Mikes own words "There arent' enough Tables in Ohio for a hardcore Match between us". That tells u how fresh this is gonna be. Sure I might get my ass strewn across the Sea Gate but it's worth it. It'l be on Saturday of The Gathering


Dark Carnival 2001

It's Coming for all of you all.....

WiLsOns Word

Ok everyones favorite non talking homie WiLsOn has told me to tell you all that everything ok with him and that He wants to make sweet nasty love to all the juggalettes out there. And to Our homie Eddie he says tell Spaulding to eat a bowl of dicks


I'm out like whut MJL-DeAdMaN-X
6-25-2001
MARZ INTERVIEW.ram Real Player
Whuts juggalin ninjaz!?!? I uploaded the helly fresh Marz interview i did the other day and its streaming on our Psycho Juggalos page. So peep it out and take a listen and find out such things like how he got into Dark Lotus and whut the title of his debut cd means.

Thanx to Maniac Killa and Big D the Double D Lover for the questions they submitted Woo Woo!!

Also wanna give a shout out to all the ninjaz i saw at the Anaheim Twiztid show last wednesday here in Cali....good to see all u muthafackos.....one love to all the Twiztid serial killin juggalos.

Aight im out this bitch...imma go watch some hard core midget porn so im out like whut....baby WHUT!?!?
06/25/01 S.L.O. California
What up yall, be sure to check out Clown E Love's (eddie) fresh ass interview with super star of Dark Lotus Marz. Its the shit. Click Here.

Also peep this story from Side Show bout some shit that went down after the Disnyland Twizid show.

What up ninja........i thought i would drop a few lines. I talked to 2 people after blaze at the house of blues.........one of the guys said nice bracelet cause i have the same one. Anyway....... the show was tight as fuck. I'm also proudly presenting to u guys that i got busted in the eye with a belt buckle after the show. Blood was everywhere and i got 4 stitches. Some fag did it....... he was just some faggot that was at disneyland after the show. Anyway.......he is so fuckin lucky he got tackled by the cops the second after he did that shit cause me and about 50 juggalos were gonna beat that mother fucker into a blood pool. To make this letter even more fresh.......Disneyland, house of blues, the anaheim police, and that little faggot ass short fuckin skinny bleached haird mother fucker is gettin sued. Im sure all u juggalos agree with me when i say FUCK DISNEY. Peace out........MMFCL

New member of the Juggaloco's page has been added by softcore. Her name is Tricky Juggalette. You can click here for her pic of her and monoxide child.
Marz Tour Dates.
June 28th Atlanta, GA The Masquerade
June 29th St. Petersburg, FL State Theatre
June 30th Boynton Beach, FL Orbit
July 2nd Virginia Beach, VA The Abyss
July 3rd Pittsburgh, PA The Metropol


Peep this site, its got a dope layout.
ICPHARDCORE


NEW!! All orders now get free, Marz Sampler CD's and Free Marz Clear window stickers, along with our normal free items witch consist of, Bizarr Flyers, Twiztid Freekshow Flyers, Bizzar Bizaar Sampler cd's, and M500 Flyers.
Clifftown Kentucky AKA Radcliff 6/22/2k1
Call me daddy cuz I fucked your mom...Juggalos Big news
BIG NEWS

Ok ninjas here it is Dark Lotus Track Next week as u've read earlier on Insaneclownposse.com, As well Peep out the New Dark Lotus Jersey

So pee that out u can buy that shit now!

108 Dragon Ninjas

Not much is known about the 108 behind the walls of Paltalk but DeAdMaN-X is here to bring u an exclusive on how much Caspa is a lying piece of shit to the truth about the 108 Dragon Ninjas. See ninjas the Dragon Ninjas were Created by a friend of mine Ninjer the Juggalotus as basically a chatroom with a bunch of ninjas on paltalk. They hung together and took over chatrooms on paltalk constantly and that's what really happened. It was a juggalo club if you will. Well J heard about it and listened in and asked them to break off the name because Juggalos don't need names. So they did. Well there were a few juggalos who gave them a bad reputation amongst other juggalos but let me tell you first hand that the 108 Dragon Ninjas are down as fuck. They are fuckin juggalos like u and me and everything that Caspa told BG about them is fucking false accusations. So Caspa Eat a bowl of dicks. Every ninja from Patterson, Ninjer, Shawna, and ICPROB are fuckin down ninjas who have mad! Juggalo love for each and every Juggalo out there so don't hate on em because of the hype.


MJL-DeAdMaN-X
Milenko500 ENFORCERjune 22, 2001 milwaukee, wi @ 7:25 p.m central time
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NEW!! dark Lotus track... read!!

one week from today on the 29th at 5pm (i'm assuming michigan time) at www.insaneclownposse.com they will be releasing a new dark Lotus song called "black magic" so be there motherfukers and get that shit!!!

Esham Interview

aight right now I'm gonna address eshams comments on racism.. please listen to this... you might even learn somethin

aight I have the answer to racism.... this is so FUKIN SIMPLE... just check this aight.... FUCK SKIN COLOR!!!! YOU ARE NOT THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN.... I am European/american.. not WHITE... only the color of my skin is white! but I AM NOT white.... if you are African You are noT black.. it is only a skin color.... damn I just wish everyone was color blind... the world would be a much much much better place to live... JUST REMBER this!! YOU ARE NOT YOUR SKIN COLOR!!!! be proud of where you come from and try to learn about your ancestors..... but dont see yourself for the color of your skin or other people for that matter.... and for someone to say rap is "black music" or to use a term like "whit rap" is themselves sufferin from racism.... rap is music.. music is an universal language. get this through your fukin heads!!! please why is everything about color... iTS JUST A COLOR... dumb motherfukers.. shut the fuck up with your "i'm a black man" "i'm a white man" fuk off... your only makin the situation worse..... just chill with this COLOR bullshit..... Ive said my shit. take it how ya want... I realize some of you may see what I said as bein offensive... and you might even wanna hurt me for sayin it.. but what you dont see is I'm speakin for your peace... there aint no reason to fight... I'm just tryin to help. "Fuck skin color everybodies blue Then what would all these bigots do? Instead of your tone, theyd hate your size That's why I must pluck out all of there eyes " -violent J...... so how is esham gonna call him racist... FUCK SKIN COLOR!! you are only what ya make of yourself... as a human being created equal.... oh and I should add in this..... I have nothin but respect for Esham.. hes the shit.... but I dont like or agree with what he said about ICP in that interview

somethings just have to be said





R.I.P Rob
-headcase

06/22/01 S.L.O. California
Ninjas what up, we just got back from the Twizid and Blaze show in L.A. (disnyland) and it was off the hook. Blaze was dope. Well have full report from SoFtCoRe later. I was booted out for fighting after blaze and 3 songs into twiztid so i missed alot. Either way fuck the HOB in aniehiem, its actualy in disnyland. No joke the show was in disneyland park. People were trippin on us hard.

The marz interview. 310-842-5005 Is on the psychojuggalos hotline yes. But if your not gona call due to it being long distance or you feel that clown e's breath may be a lil offensive dont fret! It will be up on the milenko 500 psycho juggalos page in a few days. were a lil behind on everthing here and workin our asses off trying to catch up. Me moving houses, seeing twiztid with my entire staff in L.A. the last few days and recovering from that is causing lags. Expect your normal delivery speed with our store regardless.

As a result of Vampiro's torn knee ligament, his wife is urging him to retire. Vampiro will visit his doctor again in late July at which time he will evaluate his future.

P.S. Our Store has accecepted Debit Cards for 7 months now.
Juggalo Hodge e-mail Glen Burnie MD 06/22/01
What up extreme juggalo warriors. Oh hell yeah! We now carry the long awaited Cryptic Collection 2! Yo, the song "why the children" is without a doubt one of the best wicked masterpieces I've ever heard. They resurected that song from Madrox's(mr.bones) extinct old solo album Sacrifice. Putting that song plus "liquid friend" is phat as hell cause even when Sacrifice was availible(mad rare) it was only on tape. Definetely snatch that shit up quick ninjas.

Yo, I can't tell you killas how fucking vicious Eshams "tongues" is. As my brain was analyzing all the glorious acid raps I came across something mad funny on the song "chemical imbalance". In the song Esham says "they won't let me on MTV, I'll beat up Carson Daily"

"And remind Eminem, of DeAngelo Bailey". Well, I did some research on Eshams site and it turns out DeAngelo Bailey is this dude that used to beat Feminem up everday in high school. I'm talking beat his ass bad. For talking shit of course. I guess even in high school he couldn't keep his trap shut.

One last little piece of news for you killas before I fall asleep. Some of you killas might have heard Violent J mention N.A.W. in songs like "J and Rudy's mom song". N.A.W (national allstar wrestling)was ICP's old school wrestling fed they ran outta thier wharehouse. Well check this out. Remember how Jump Steady is Evil Dead in JCW (speculation of course). Well, he also wrestled by the alias of Preacher Man in NAW(again mere speculation). Yup, the same preacher man gimmick as in big money hustlas. He and Alex Abiss were in a fraction called the "brotherhood of Justice". Tight huh.

Well Juggalos, as always "keep on choppin". MCL!!!
06/22/01 S.F. California
Yes i have a new name! Lil Killa 420 in da haugh! i killed Killa Klownette, she was fuckin up my game. so im up in this bitch now, if u dont like it go get a mouthful a dick at candy ass www.eminem.com. Oh!! if u havent done so already, call the psycho juggalos hotline now and peep out clown e luv's marz interview. now. rite this second. stop reading this and go call u mother fucker. damn u all. call. after u have called, read this.

Hip Hop Witch:

my homie chuck aka mr bones from up in northern cali, woowoo, wanted to tell ya'll to peep out this movie called Hip Hop Witch...sounds gay i know, but he says there are mad rappers in there (unfortunately feminem too) and that u should check it out. vanilla ice is in that bitch too and he goes mad whack and psycho and starts killling fools or some shit. anyways rent it if u get lonely this weekend. make sure to have your monoxide beanie boy with you to snuggle with if you get scared you chicken shit.

108 Dragon Ninjas:

my homeboy caspa was telling me some stuff bout these juggalos who i aint never heard of...i dunno anything bout this so called "group" but anywho, he wrote this letter for ya'll....read it with an open mind... "Juggalos and juggalettes. as you may or may not know thereis a group of juggalos out there splitting up the nation of real killa's. nowfor those of you who havn't heard of the "108 dragon ninja's" then iwill give you a basic rundown of whats going on with them. They areunintentionally breaking apart the clique of axe weilding, forehead splitting,"fuck mtv& quot; yelling, "WERE DIFFERENT THAN YOU!" SCREAMING,.025% of the population insane brothers and sisters that run the world. They donot understand what an impact this has on the message of the dark carnival.Being a juggalo means being a part of something greater. while they search forattention by creating their own group of juggalos/juggalettes they really donot recognize that they already are special. every single juggalo andjuggalette on this planet is special. and if anyone else tells you otherwisethen tell em to fuckoff then cut their throat cause you are different and noone can take that away. It may or may not be their intention to confine juggalosto groups where they are or arn't accepted but personally i think its a load ofshit. so if you see someone that has 108 beside their name, just let them knowthey dont need to make their own group cause they are part of the dark carnivaland nothing can stop the power of that. If your a 108 reading this then do me afavour and drop the 108. just be friends with whoever you want to, cause youdont need a number beside your name to be loved or respected. thats what beinga juggalo is all about. thanks for reading, Juggalo for life, Caspa. P.S Much Clown Love (some of you might need that)" if you wanna get a hold of this boy his email is caspa@realjugglos.com, but he is my homie and we dont want no haters.

Fresh Sites:

Also wanted to remind you guys and gals to check out a site or two. you all mite remember back in 2000, Freek-Show.com. it was a Twiztid/Blaze site, the twiztid section was the most viewed Twiztid site in the world, anywho its completely gone forever. As the webmaster Loki kept adding more and more Anybody Killa shit to that freek-show site, after he found out about the Drive-By project (Blaze&AK) from Lavel himself, he added ak sections tothe site. Anyways im talking outta my ass as usual so ill shut the fuck up and get to the point. The site, which was previously called anybodykilla.com, is now called DEADKILLA.com, a completely BLAZE/ANYBODYKILLA site. So peep it out my jugs. Also i have heard ya'll horrorcore fans need to point your damn dick, i mean mouse, up to the search engine and check these sites out: and . Dont be a lazy stoner, just check em out.

Old Skool Newz for The Hell Of It:

Late news that everyone prolly heard but i just have to post it to look cool, insaneclownposse.com updated with two new southern crumpet reports, which also randomly include some info about J talking about some new project called Zug Island that himself and Shaggs are working on. so read that too. ok now u have a lot to do, so ill let you be. Remember, if you cant fuck him, fuck his brother.

PEEP OUT THIS INTERVIEW WITH ESHAM: FOR THE WHOLE INTERVIEW GO TO

http://www.millerassoc.com/digital/esham_int.htm.....

ESHAM: Kid Rock he always been like a fucking racist. Im not gonna lie Fuck It he a racist.

Thats strange that you say that because Violent J is always saying that.

ESHAM: Come on Violent J is a racist.

You think Violent Js a racist too?

ESHAM:(laughs)Come on man he aint got no black people working for him.

Why did you finally put Violent J on an album?

ESHAM:Well because he finally stopped acting like a little punk (laughs) To be honest with you, and then not even that, you know that just sort of happened. We were talking and we were cool at some point. That guy he cant stand the fact that he do black music and Im black and when he look at somebody like me, he feel like he trying to be me. Its a strange paradox that theyre in. He like thats what he does though. He acts like that man. He straight up is 2 faced and all that shit.

Is that what you meant when you said “Treat you like Joe Bruce with 2 Faces?

ESHAM: I mean it just how I said it. Cuz he got 2 faces. He never take the paint off when I see him. Even when the fucking paint is off you know what I mean. Hes always got the fucking paint on running around like Jack Nicholson.

How did you feel about him saying that you were gonna sign with psychopathic and be on darklotus? I remember Alex Abiss saying on the website that its 99.9% certain that Esham will be signing with us?

ESHAM: He talked that shit. To be honest with you, he cant afford me. He talk all that shit like what Im telling you. Theyre down with Def Jam, Russel Simmons, Leo Racoan. I dont give a fuck; It may say Island, but that shit is Def Jam. As far as me signing with them, I never signed with them. That was just some shit he was saying to hype some shit to get some rumors out here going cuz thats how he do. He was just talking out the side of his neck.

Were you pissed about that?

ESHAM: Im not pissed about it, but it;s just like hes a bitch dont say you gonna give me some pussy and when its time to fuck you be acting like a little hoe. Its just like that. Thats how bitches act. Im only saying this cuz shits the truth just like all of em. Just like Eminem wanted to be ICP deep down wanted to be Esham. His mothafucking name dont even start with an E. I remember when Eminem first came out he was infinite. That was the wackest shit he couldnt sell 200 of them discs. I mean come on.

im out! MJL
Clifftown Kentucky AKA Radcliff 6/22/2k1
If I were a raindrop I be PING! What up juggalos a few things to drop on some news before DeAdMaN-X goes on his world wide job hunt aka I need some muphukin cash flow. Anywho. Here it is.
SHaggy Solo and Bloody Brothers Dropped

That's right The Shaggy Solo and Bloody Brothers was once again dropped and combined to make "Zug Brothers" Adding 2 more people to the band Mike Penis and G-man to the album Label. Who are these guys? D3dBdyM4n will get back to you on that.


Marriages

Ok this section is dedicated to people I know who are getting married I still got more news but I gotta get this out. Now as u may know DeAdMaN-X was single until a few days ago. See a special ninjette I know proposed to me and I said yes. So I'd like to let you all know that me and my home girl lil killa are getting Married. We haven't set the date or anything like that but we are getting married and so far I don't know what else is going on cuz men can't plan a wedding to save our asses so she's gonna do it. I'd also like to congratulate a friend/ex girlfriend of mine Stephanie Raymer for getting married today. Hope you have a great future and remember gotta respect the condom.


J and the AOL saga

It seems to me that J had talked to some AOL officials and BOOM he got his aol account back but what bugs J the most is that every IM he's getting isn't from juggalos... It's from Haters as I read in the southern Crumpet reports. So here's what I say. I say fuck aol we get our own chat and you can enter it by Clicking Here or you can click to the left ont he ICP CHAT.


Dark Carnival 2001
Yer goddamned right.......
ATTENTION JUGGALETTES WHO WILL BE ATTENDING THE GATHERING

Ok ninjettes this is for u. All of us at M500 have a plan for the gathering and we need 5 juggalettes for it. It's nothing sexual or anythign of that nature but you have to send me in some pics of you and we'll judge over them and when we're done judging 5 lucky juggalettes will be involved with our big plan. You must be 18 to enter and going to the gathering.So E-mail me your pics.


Well ninjas that's about a rap on this motha facko, Until then I'm out like a hand grenade in a 2 year olds hand. MCL-DeAdMan-X
Milenko500 ENFORCERjune 21, 2001 milwaukee, wi @ 4:05 p.m central time
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Marz Interview!!!

call the Psycho Juggalos Hotline Right Fukin Now at 310-842-5005 juggalos!!! and check Clown E Love Interviewing the sixth member of dark lotus and 2nd brother of the bloody brothers.... Marz!!!!! quit readin this shit... go call that shit up!!! 310-842-5005


R.I.P Rob
-headcase

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CLICK HERE TO BUY IT NOW

Cryptic Collection 2!!!

aight check this shit.. If Ya did not know this as of yet.... YES! cryptic collection 2 is Now out!! you can buy it on the twiztid tour or in our store by CLICKING HERE ...... But right now I'm gonna bring to You The New Fuckin Dark Lotus Track You havent heard!! straight from Cryptic collection 2.. the track is called "drunken Ninja Master" and its off the FUKIN HOOK!! so click on that link below and enjoy juggalos!

DrUNkeN NInJA MaStER MP3


thanx to skitzoshagg that st.louis Ninja for hookin me up with this shit!!



R.I.P Rob
-headcase

6-19-2001
Free Marz Mp3. This song is a must download. Its the nucular bomb. The cd is also a must have, get that HERE.


In The Mud.mp3


Whuts juggalin' ninjaz....this is ur homie Clown E Love droppin some fresher than fuck newz on this bitch !! Yours truly is gonna be conducting a live 1-1 interview with none other than the 4th DARK LOTUS member himself MARZ! Thats right muhfackos...if you haven't heard his shit you're missing out, this is one ninja thats truly up and coming into his own wicked industrial type shit and its off tha hook. Those of you lucky enuff to peep his shit out on the Insane Clown Posse BiZZar BizAAr know whut im talkin bout.

The interview will be done on the Psycho Juggalos Hotline (310) 842-5005 in the fine fashion that we here at Milenko500 have grown accustomed too. WOo Woo. Im askin any ninjaz that might have a question or two for Marz to email me sometime before Thursday afternoon and submit good probing questions. I can say i already got one hella burning question to ask Marz that i know juggalos will wanna know. So hit me up on tha email tip. You can also call the hotline directly and leave questions....the interview will be on tha hotline as well as streaming on the site shortly afterwards.

Peep out the Milenko500 store to find the Debut Marz CD "Lung Fu Mo She" and pick that dope shit up because its hard to find in stores

Lets show MARZ some clown love for being down with Psychopathic and bringin us some crazy dope ass music!

DARK LOTUS - ICP, TWIZTID, BLAZE & MARZ Gathering of the Juggalos 2001

Baby Whut!?!?
P.S. get his cd HERE.
Clifftown Kentucky AKA Radcliff 6/19/2k1
Fee Fi Fo Fum You got neden and I want some. Serial Killaz, Ninjas, Juggaloz, Horrocore Fanatics everywhere I'm finna drop some bullshit on you again.

J loses Aol account

Well Ninjas it's true to all speculations you heard and have been hearing. Last night at about 1:00EST J was in the AOL Insane CLown Posse chat when a bunch of Ninja wannabe's or bitches as I like to call them had J's account Suspended by aol for 6 months. What occured I do not know cuz I wasn't in there but from what a ninja told me. He came in and was chillin with the ninjas and he was getting rowdy but of course cuz the man just got outta jail, gotta relieve some steam, and all of a sudden a bunch of Supposed OG's of the chat (People who've been in there since it started) Turned J in to a Moderator of Aol. Well the mod came in and of course J doesn't know any better and starts telling J to stop well J tells the MOderator to go play Hide and go Fuck yourself. Well of course he didn't like that too well and BOOM J is kicked off of AOL. Now what the most fucked up part about this is is that after J was kicked off a bunch of fake ass bitches decided it was cool to say "Oh I ! had J kicked off" Now the fucked up part is that the ninjas who supposedly are supposed to be down got J kicked off. That's some fucked up shit. Now this is not an M500 function but this is DeAdMaN-X's idea. I say we boycott the Insane Clown POsse CHat on AOl because it's a bunch of non-juggalos in there fucking with the juggalos. Iv'e seen about enough of it and it sickens me. I say we move the chat on AOL to the chat here where we can host up to 10,000 ninjas at a time. And then some. No this isnt' a promotional ploy or anything but it's a place for all you juggalos to chat at. If you're a mIRC user the server is irc.bytecenter.com. IF you don't have mirc you can get it at Mircx by clicking here If not you can either click on the ICP chat menu to the left or Click here to get in

Radio Station Disses J's Arrest

This just came into me from my home girl evilplaything666. She told me she was listening to the radio station KROQ in Southern Cali when she heard them talking about it. They said that He was pussying out saying be Gentle with me blah blah blah. Now you and I both know this is bullshit. The radio stations are finna catch hellie mass from the Dark Carnival. This Radio Station is also a Fucky Fudge Packer station who plays Slim Enima. So FUCK that station


Dark Carnival 2001

It's coming soon to swarm all over you like ants on Honey


Shout Outs

I wanna give shout outs to the following: Asylum, headcase for being a cutey who everyone is beggin to see topless, Clown E Love for being a thoughtless serial killa, Jugalinko for running this site like a well oiled machine you're the heart and soul brotha, SoftcoreMike for his infinite wisdom on groping titties, drinking, bar fights, and neden banging, Headcase for being a fuckin psycho, |Hydroponik_Juggla| for tripping out on E in the chat room and going fuckin beserko and being my bro, Juggalo Hodge for being a Maryland Ninja, Psychonutt and Punisher for working mad hours on ya'lls shit trying to get it together, Big Vic for just being big, Dawgnutz for hookin me up with some 411 and taking mad rattlesnake shots with me, Lazy E for letting me hook up with your Boss 800 watt when my 700watt blew the fuck up in Joes yard, the whole Network of Chats that's linked to the one I'm in cuz ya'll ninjas are down as fuck, and last but not least... The 108 Dragon Ninjas for being down! as fuck and keeping it real on paltalk. Ninjer I got mad love for ya Keep it real bro.


D3dBdyM4n's Marks of the Week

The AOL Insane Clown Posse chat's NON Ninja bitches FUCK OFF


Until then ninjas I'm out like Momma cases bitch ass son oh wait that's Headcase FUCK oh well MCL-DeAdMaN-X
Juggalo Hodge email Glen Burnie MD 06/19/01
What up juggular juggaling juggalos. Get this ninjas. I'm at my homie Camrodities house and he's flippin through channels, and what the fuck did we see. Our eyes were briefly violated by a Feminem/B-12(bakers dozen) video. It was called something like purple hills or dildos or something. The little bit I heard had Feminem making a sarcastic diss at the "Ice man" himself. It was something along the lines of "thats as crazy as Vanilla Ice rapping again". I know that Vices album(feat. ICP) is already finished and being packaged but I hope he goes back to the studio and puts like an extra diss just for Slim Anus on it. That little turd never knows when to shut his mouth.

In some other news our Juggassociate Lavel(mr. realist) has got a treat for you Klones out there going to the Gathering of the Juggalos. Since Lavel(A-Killas former partner in crime) is gonna be enjoying the gathering anyway he's gonna be putting on a show of his own. The show will be on the second night of the gathering. So it's July 14th and the venue is located at Main Event 137l main street Toledo Ohio. It will be after the gathering festivities starting at 10:30pm. For more info call the venue at (419) 693- 5300. Gonna be phat new songs from his upcoming album "the awakening". So if your not to devastated by the gathering check it out afterwards.

The day has arrived for the Godfather of the detroit scene to make his triumphant return. Thats right Killas ESHAM's new cd "tounges" is now available. Ninjas, I've heard the whole cd and it's fuckin Vicious. Personally I think it's his best work ever. Don't forget, it has the song "Panic Attack" Feat. VIOLENT J. Also, the cd has mad Feminem disses. The song "Gloczup" tears eminem a new one(even bigger than what dre did to his rear). Don't sleep on this one Juggalos. As violent J stated before "He was our biggest influence".

Well ninjas, thats about it for now. Have a Killa week. MCL!!!
Milenko500 ENFORCERjune 18, 2001 milwaukee, wi @ 5:45 p.m. central time
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Half Life game owners Must read this!!!!

these ninjas are makin an ICP MOD for the PC game "Half Life" click here to peep out there site with updates on how its comin along and shit like that..... if you own this game... this is a must get.. if ya dont own the game... once this MOD comes out for it ... it'll be worth buyin.

thanx to the The Unknown for pointing this out to me.. so I can bring it to yall

New southern crumpet reports

check the new reports from the road and the homes of icp... from the studio all that goooood goooood shit !! a secret project being worked on four the gatherin.. bein recorded at the lotus pod studio with Mike P. on the boards..... woo woo! aight go check that shit out click here to do that now muthafuka!!!

new Twiztid Interview

click here to check out the latest interview with twiztid in throat culture magazine... check it out!

headcase presents "the phattest songs for free"

first of all before I get into this..... fuck napster!! napster is useless now!! go to www.audiogalaxy.com and Download that prog.. its 110% better then napster.. it has everything.. and no winny cry baby bitches from hasbeen metal bands yellin at it yet... so go download that first... if you must use napster you have to fuk around with the spelling to find anything good on there. aight here we go

heretic song 5-31-01 by slipknot
... this song has been pre released by there record company before the actual album comes out in august.. its fast.. its heavy.. its sic.... its insane... I fukin love it... go download that bitch... but make shure the date 5-31-01 is in the title otherwise its fake.. (I shouldnt have to say this AGAIN.... but I realize some of ya hate slipknot with a passion... cause you feel they ripped off icp... even though thats completely ignorent and rediculous to say or cause you hate the music., or the numbers or the masks.... but anyway.. DO NOT EMAIL ME pissing and moaning about how you hate them.. cause I DONT CARE!!!!)
smooth criminal by Alien ant farm
this song is a cover of MY FAVORITE MICHEAL JACKSON song... and its the shit.. I belive the video for this song will be seen on mtv after smackdown this week on the first episode of Tuff enuff... that wwF reality special..... finally MTV s good for somethin other then sunday Night heat.... more wrestling.. wooooo!!!
Crucial By Kottonmouth Kings
I have only heard this song on the intro to there DVD ..... and its the fuckin shit!! have not seen it on a album... but I aint a big krown person so its prolly on somethin.... but anyway my homie tony found the song and told me about it.. and now if your still down with the krown you must download this shit!!!!!.. go get it!
2pac feat. RL untill the end of time (remix) this is an old tupac song remixed with what I think is an old Micheal jackson beat and some ninja singing over the chorus... might be kinda corny for some of you... but this is just one of them songs that really can touch ya.. if you let it... its all on you... check it out.

thats it for todays update but I will have more with every update.

JAYDACLOWN wanted to say mcl to joker and lisha sorry bro.

and I wanna give a shoutout too all the juggalos that were at ozzfest here in wisconsin at alpine valley.. and those juggalos I ran into at that church festival in milwaukee...

Darkcarnival 2001......... Its coming.......

R.I.P Rob
-headcase

06/18/01 S.L.O. California
During last night's EMLL Arena Mexico event, Vampiro suffered what may be a serious knee injury after being dropkicked to the side of the knee by Dr. Wagner Jr. Vampiro went to the hospital following the injury and will visit his doctor tomorrow to determine the extent of the injury.

a ninja by the name of LPdaKILLA is planning a mini gathering. heres what he says i am arranging a mini gathering in Jacksonville Florida. it is on Saturday June 23rd at the JAX beach near the pier. it starts at 3pm. bring as many juggalos as you can wit u and bring alot of fxckin FAYGO. if you need to contact LP email him at lilpoot0420@hotmail.com or AOL instant message him at daJVILLEjuggla.- THIS IS NOT RELATED TO m500 in any way.
Psychopathics and M500's Ry Ry 2 slow's page is done. Along with updates to Jay Dirtys page and Big Greens page.

And a yall notice my count down to the gathering that i have had up for the past 3 weeks or so is down to 24 more days. Its on the way.

The Marz Cd was just added to our store. Get it while you can cause this is gona be rare quick. CLICK HERE.

has changed her name from Killa Klownette to Lil Killa 420 and to celabrate this she has a new animated name plate and she has sent m500 a lil pic of her before getting in the shower. CLick Here.
6-18-2001
Woo Woo....props goes out to mah team the 2001 NBA Champion LAKERS for winning the title. Shaq and Kobe are done bitch slappin Allen Iverson and the Sixers and are now according to Headcase gonna relax this summer and come back next year to face his "Kill"waukee Bucks in the finals. When asked about the possibility of facing the Milwaukee Bucks in the finals for 2002, Shaq's response was.. "I like deer." Whut that meant i dont know....kinda sounds like he's into beastiality...but thats pure speculation.

Aight whuts juggalin ninjaz....the Gathering is coming up sooner than you think. So make sure you've made all ur plans and arrangements to go if you can. The M500 crew is gonna be chillin at the Radisson by the Sea Gate Center so look out for big SoftcoreMike walking around hittin on all tha cute 13 year old girls there. I wont lie i'll be hittin on them too...but im younger than he is so that makes it ok.

Cali juggalos...let me know if you're going to the TWIZTID FREEKSHOW concert this Wednesday June 20 @ House of Blues in Anaheim. Email me at Hotline@milenko500.com and let a ninja know if your coming down to show twiztid some serial killin' love. All of us at M500 are gonna be there and speculation is that Killa Klownette is gonna be the special guest rapper on stage with Twiztid. Yep thats right ...yall didnt know shes hard core....didnt you see that pic of her in her "Doo" rag....shes a straight thug. I seen her get arrested once for robbing a Taco Bell. Aight ninjaz...thats it for now.....DARK CARNIVAL 2001 is coming......keep checkin back for details.....BABY WHUT!?!?!
Location:From the 9 Planes of Hell Brought to you by the Dark Carnival 6/18/2k1
Kill you? Naw I'm not down for that...What up ninjas DeAdMaN-X in this mutha facko to bring ya'll the news. Formerly D3dBdyM4n but toomany people were jocking my nick like little Haley Jocks Eminems Dick in her mouth. Anywho. ON to the news
Cryptic Collection 2 Rumors

Ok here's the deal on the Cryptic Collection Volume 2. Now there's speculations that it's not out yet and there's speculation it is. Well I'm gonna fill you ninjas in. Cryptic Collection 2 is now available at the Freekshow Tour that Twiztid is on. Those people on Ebay selling it. Yup they're real. So yes it's available exclusively on the Twiztid Freekshow tour.


Chat Mergers

Yes Ninjas it's true the chat has merged again with RJ's chat. I'm just waiting for HardcoreMike to Put it up. Now we're going for the big boys. InsaneClownposse.com and Twiztid.com. THat way we can unite the chats and have one Gigantic Juggalo chat. So peep out the chat it's been upgraded and everything for your enjoyment. Hopefully both the major sites will realize how fresh this chat is and put it on their sites.


Juggalette Filming Porno at Gathering

Yes this is another thing that was brought up to my attention. A juggalette who duz home pornos is filming a porno at the gathering and she was wondering if she could get some juggalos to be in it with her. Honestly I'd do it cuz well I"m just sick and twiztid like that. TO contact her her e-mail is thasexxxgoddess@aol.com. She's mad interested and she wants to do it for real. She's on our juggalettes page showing her tits. She's got big ones too so those who are interested contact her.


And that's about it for the news from DeAdMaN-X until then stay down and remember when all else fails tell you mom to eat a bowl of dicks.MCL-DeAdMaN-X
06/14/01 S.L.O. California
The comic con last week went down pretty dope, but i forgot to mention the day i wasent there saturday (i was only there sunday) some shit went down in the mall with Painted up juggalos. The police and security saw juggalos walkin in the building with clown make up on and stoped them thinking they were gona rob the mall. Well for the whole story and pics of what went down peep out homicide@wcjuggalos.nets report he did with many pictures including the Cops Escorting them out.


Here is the full report from Homicide's site.

Ok, if you didn't read my Clovis report, this is what basically happened. The Psychopathic kioski was right by an exit. A down ass painted up Juggalo family came and they were representing like whoa. They were showing mad clown love and they were chilling with the rest of us. They were there no longer than 5 minuets when a bitch ass security guard came and asked them to leave. They weren't even doing anything other than just standing by the Psychopathic booth! The security guard started all this drama, like he was trying to be a big shot or something. He called about 4 more security guards, then the police department! It seemed fucked up at first because the group drove all the way from fuckin SAN JOSE and took a lot of time to put on the face paint. The girl in the group who was pushing around her kid in a stroller had this really great Jack Jeckel facepaint and it was beautifully decorated with glitter and it was very detailed. She was saying it took like 3 hours just to do her paint. Anyways by this time people who walked by were scared by the big deal the mall security mad made out of something so petty. The way I saw it, other people in the mall didn't know that these painted up people were just supporting a music group and record label, or if they had a bomb in the mall or something. Throughout the incident, the family of Juggalos was very calm and well-mannered, even as noted by my father, who walked up to the Psychopathic Booth right as this was happening. The mall security on the other hand was very threatening the whole time. They got the family in the corner and although no one could hear what was said, the family finally left looking a little shook by the whole thing. Before they left though, the original security guard was standing alone with a smile on his face like he acclomplished something big. Someone asked him if they couldn't just wash off the paint in a restroom, which was right by the exit no more than 15 feet from where we were but the guard said no, that they were going to be escorted from the mall. It was really fucked up not just because the family had their First Amendment Rights taken away from them, but also because of how threatening the officers and security were being to them. Someone across the isle at a video game store attempted to steal something and the security guard didn't even do anything about it as the alarm went off! A lady asked me what was happeneing and I told her and she agreed that it was messed up. She said that she was a little confused when she saw some people with clown facepaint on but when I told her that they were just supporting a music group she said that she felt there was nothing wrong with it. Also to me a lot of people in the mall looked like they could give a fuck less if some people had face paint on. Fuck, I saw some girls with just about as much makeup as the family! She later talked to the security guard about it and he practically ignored her and walked away as the Family was escorted by the police. I don't know for sure but I can speculate that the guard probably told a lie to the police or something to get them escorted. When they were cornered, I managed to get a picture of it. I was a little scared because I thought I had the flash off but I didn't. Luckily the cops didn't see it. Heres the picture below. I am going to send a copy to Psychoapthic, and Sean from Milenko500. My dad is also going to write a letter to the mall and the city of Clovis complaining about the incident and how we will never shop there again. I encourage some of you to do the same. This mall deserves a law suit for violating the freedom of expression laws. And if any one of you guys is reading this, send a copy of the picture to officials in Clovis:
And be sure to peep out Ricky's movie page, D3bdyman got done with this addition of the m500 so peep it out here. This link is also in the left frame under main menu.
Juggalo Hodge e-mail Glen Burnie MD 06/16/01
What up Hatchet Rydas. Yo, I must have one of those nature style Juggalo homing devices in my car cause the closer it gets to the gathering the more my car tries to steer itself in the Toledo Ohio direction. No lie.

Check it out ninjas, our "put the nail in your coffin" homie VAMPIRO just made his debut in one of mexicos major wrestling federations. This past sunday 6/10 Vampiro appeared in the main event of a EMLL show in Arena Coliseo. Of course Vamp is and always has been a legend in Mexico so they were all on his nutbag. The final result of the match was VAMPIRO, tiniellas jr., and Villano III defeating Universo 2000, Fuerza Guerrera, and El Satanico in a six man tag match. Vamp always making us juggalos proud. Woo Woooo.

Onto some other news. Did any of you catch Asylums(RJ's) phat ass interview with Anybody Killa. For all you Anybody Killa fans heres a lil summary. Killa stated he's not gonna be on the Dark Lotus album but he did do a few Dark lotus songs with them. Those songs are gonna be on the Cryptic Collection 2. A-Killa does plan on doing some solo shit down the road. As for rereleasing some of his old shit, he said no but certain songs may be featured on future cryptic collection style albums. Be on the look out for A-Killa on around seven or more songs on Blazes future LP. Personally I can't wait for more Anybody Killa music cause I think his "native Funk" sound blends perfectly with psychopathic records.

To all you CHICAGO juggalos, listen up. Kinkoserialkilla@aol.com is planning a mini gathering. The chicago gathering is gonna be on July 28th at St. Stanislaus B+M carnival 5352 W. Belden, Chicago IL. For more info Email him at the addy above or check out his site at www.downjuggalos.com. Well, thats about it for now ninjas. Till next time "keep on choppin". MCL!!!
06/16/01 S.F. California
word from the ICP hotline...Rudeboy announced that as Violent J, Shaggy, Patrick and himself were leaving the venue after the bb show in missouri, 25 cop cars surrounded their car and took Violent J off to jail...no more word has been announced why and what this is all about...rudeboy will be updating the hotline throughout the day, supposedly on the hour, so check back there for the latest of information...the number is 734-480-3910....we will keep u posted.... first off i wanted everyone to know about a so-called juggalo named Eric Valansi...he ripped one of my freinds off big time through taking the scrilla and trying to sell some ICP shit worth over 350 bux on ebay...he lives near Santa Barbara in a town called Goleta...if anyone knows this juggaho or if u urself happen to be him, check yourself mother fucker! any juggalo knows that shit is wrong, and u best come correct son...now if this is a mistake, sho us all rite and fix the situation...we have ur address and we will regulate if necessary. Cali juggalos, i have another homie in need of some juggalo luv...this ninja Justin aka scapegoat to many, cant seem to work enough street corners to buy a plane ticket to the gathering...so if any cali jugs are willing to hook a killer up with a ride via carpool for one hundred bucks-hell, throw his dead body in the trunk for all he cares, please email manikspacemonkey@aol.com asap...much appreciation to all... Last but not least we have yet ANOTHER juggalo gathering, dayum these are popping up everywhere, just last week there were 3 on my back porch...anywho...in Chicago, July 28th at St. Stanislaus B&M Carnival at 5352 W. Belden, we got one going on. For the latest info go to www.downjuggalos.com, MISC shit, then click on (duh) Minigathering: Chicago...maps and all...kinko the serial killa will go down on all who visit the site...ha maybe not....but u never know hehe. much juggalette luv in this bitch goes out to all~~~
06/14/01 S.L.O. California
Look i just added one of the dopest, now rare, jerseys ever made. The black Juggalo Baseball Jeresy. In size XXL these will go SO fast. These are the mesh kind with the lil holes in em so there airy and good for summer time. Some of the past ones were the thick type. If you dont have one get one.

Also Twitch and Wrath are rappers/juggalos who live in fresno cali. There group is called straitjack_it. Peep there song Too Sick. By Clicking Here.
Radcliff,Kentucky 6/15/2k1
All I gotta say for the D3dBdyM4n Quote of the day is Fuck Eminem he's a bitch..What up juggalos there's a few things I gotta go over. So Here they are. Behind the Paint J's Autobiography

That's right ninjas you've heard the name of J's book Behind the paint well you can now order it from amazon and put it on back order because it's release date is slated for October 2001 so check it out and buy that shit up cuz I know it's gonna be off the Hook


D3dBdyM4n vs Eminem

That's right juggalos D3dBdyM4n had a chat with Eminem. This log is no joke. Im' not gonna give out his AIM name because I don't want him hounded I wanna keep on dissing him so his name will be changed for the sake of that purpose. I just want you all to know what I had to say to Slim Anus is fucking degrading and funny and yes this was a real Chat between us.
DedBdyM4n (3:17:02 PM): Im coming for your wife and daughter fool
IluvDresDick (3:17:09 PM): cum 4 me
DedBdyM4n (3:17:11 PM): and when I'm done their necks will be slit
ILuvDresDick (3:17:39 PM): they already are
DedBdyM4n (3:18:00 PM): really? well that explains why they didn't move around a whole lot
IluvDresDick (3:18:10 PM): bye
DedBdyM4n (3:18:32 PM): don't go
IluvDresDick (3:18:38 PM): gotta
DedBdyM4n (3:18:55 PM): I want you to listen to how your baby girl begged for her life
DedBdyM4n (3:19:05 PM): after I was through with her mom
DedBdyM4n (3:20:13 PM): what's wrong little bitch
DedBdyM4n (3:20:20 PM): can't handle the juggalo nation?
DedBdyM4n (3:20:27 PM): come roll on me mutha facko
IluvDresDick (3:20:36 PM): fuck off
DedBdyM4n (3:20:47 PM): eat a bowl of dicks you fuckin bitch
DedBdyM4n (3:21:00 PM): bring a gun bitch
DedBdyM4n (3:21:04 PM): and fumble that shit around
DedBdyM4n (3:21:08 PM): like u did with dougie
DedBdyM4n (3:21:12 PM): see if I don't fuck you up
IluvDresDick (3:21:34 PM): flamer
DedBdyM4n (3:21:44 PM): naw that's you and dre bitch boy
DedBdyM4n (3:21:54 PM): mutha facko
DedBdyM4n (3:21:57 PM): is that why you gotta go?
DedBdyM4n (3:22:00 PM): Dre need some head?
IluvDresDick (3:22:34 PM): where u stay
DedBdyM4n (3:22:53 PM): With your wife most of the time
DedBdyM4n (3:23:20 PM): the rest of the time is with your mom
DedBdyM4n (3:24:26 PM): what's wrong bitch ain't got a descent comeback?
DedBdyM4n (3:24:45 PM): huh? mr Multimillion Dollar Rapper can't come back to a whiteboy from Kentucky
DedBdyM4n (3:26:17 PM): come on bitch
Previous message was not received by IluvDresDick because of error
(3:26:17 PM): User IluvDresDick is not available.
Well Ninjas that was my little conversation between me and Eminem. This is NOT fake the only thing altered in this log was his name because I didn't want to give it out. This way I can have long ass conversations with him about how much head he gives Dre. Until then Ninjas Have fun and Special thanks to Sir2Dope and DeadHOmie for getting me his IM MCL-D3dBdyM4n


Milenko500 ENFORCERjune 14, 2001 milwaukee, wi @ 3:45 p.m. central time
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mortins list news

this is str8 from www.mortonslist.com

It was decided that DragonCon 2001 would be a better and more entertaining event for Morton’s List to make its gaming world premier, so there will be no official Morton’s List booth at Gen Con. However, look for the promotions team in and around the Great Hall, taking every opportunity to talk to people about the game.

there ya go.. mortonslist will not have a booth at gencon here in Milwaukee they will be at dragoncon with them ninja tactics taken over!

New pendelum

The New pendelum is Now out! so go get that shit it comes with a new song thats fukin Tight.. No doubt! and I havent picked it up yet but I heard the song.. its very different then anything weve heard from ICP lately.. full of funny disses and shit... you'll love it .. no doubt!

R.I.P Rob
-headcase

Radcliff,Kentucky 6/14/2k1
If Allanis Morrisette were the last chick on earth and she wanted to fuck me... I'd go gay..Eminem Interview with Yuks.com
Ok ninjas peep this shit out a ninja from the chat gave me this link and I listened to it and laughed my fuckin head off at the truth on SLim Anus a full fledged fuckin interview with Eminem and the truth about Slim Shady....Click Here For the Full Interview
D3dBdyM4n Fights the System....Again for the 3rd time
Ok ninjas now as you all know I've been to court like 3 times in the last 2 months for stupid shit once was for Eviction (big whoop) the 2nd time was for Noise Pollution and PUblic Nuisance which got me a $200.00 fine. Now again D3dBdyM4n has to go to court for a speeding ticket for doing 100 in a 10 mile an hour zone. Actually it feels that way but anyways it was 11 over in a 35. So Friday I won't be online I'll prolly be in jail cuz I got no money to pay that hefty fuckin fine. But hey it's all good fuck the law Five-0 can eat a bowl of dicks.
The Juggalo Chat Network Combines with Milenko500
That's right ninjas The Juggalo Chat Network has combined with Milenko500, Rydas.com, Pittsburghjuggalos.com, RustyAxe.com and a few other websites that I don't remember to bring you all the biggest fuckin juggalo chat on the face of the universe. We got people coming in from all over during the night. During the day it's about as limp as SoftcoreMikes dick in a gay orgy. So get your asses in there by clicking on the ICP CHAT button on the left.
Southern Crumpet Writes again
That's right ninjas our homie Asylum/Southern Crumpet has again updated about his many adventures with the Psychopathic Records Team w00 w00 Click here to peep that out and junk
KillaKlownette420
That's right this epic part is called Killaklownette420 and how much I wanna jump in bed with her. Please KK lemme hit it once I'll never bug you for another thing again...
Dark Carnival 2001
It's coming......THIS YEAR..........
Well that's my update ninjas MCL and remember if your ever on the streets of Kentucky and you hear and Escort that sounds like it's about to blow up..... It's prolly some dumb redneck wanting to sport some shit like me.-D3dBdyM4n
06/13/01 S.L.O. California
Juggalos look out this week for new items that wont last long and will be up in the m500 store. Once there down from the site there gone. Items are:
Terror Wheel T's
Chicken Huntin T's
Hallowicked Box Set's
Riddle Box X-Mas T's
Rotten Treats T's
Sugar Bear T's
Big Stank Lil Poot T's
Tour Edition Master's of the Black Magic T's
Rydas T's
Purple Ringmaster T's
Dark Green BMH T's
Dark Green Baby Sweets T's

They will be up in the next few days or so, Me and softcore are doing shipping today so today is out of the question. Tom. im moving and softcore is helpin me, im moving closer down town and to my office. And Friday im Going out of town till sat. So maybe this friday, or sunday. Either way woo woo and thanx for coming to the m500.

Also Barry and Matt from Psychopathics' Pages have been added. Peep them here by clicking on the pic.

6-11-2001
GO LAKERS!! Sup ninjaz....its ur friendly neighborhood Clown E here. Got a couple bits of flava to drop on here. First off i wanna comment on those pics of the Milenko500 Celebrity Golf Challenge. I dont know about you but that shit looks like fun! Imagine a whole golf course overrun by juggalos. Poor Tiger Woods....being chased by ninjaz with fuckin hachets. Now that sounds like a fun filled day. Aight of course West Coast ninjaz remember to buy ur tickets for Twiztid @ House of Blues in Anaheim CA, on June 20th. Thats next Wednesday so dont miss out!! Jamie and Monoxide liked Cali so much they decided to grace us with their presence once again. Or maybe they jes like our weed....either way....the FREEKSHOW TOUR returns to California on the 20th. Now heres some ninja tactic info emailed to me by JuggaloRydaWhut..... I don't know if anybody's reported this or not but this is MAD FRESH! In the new Murder Dog, check out the Gangsta Boo interview near the back (page 120-121) and check the pic. Juicy J is wearing a purple Milenko jersey/snow hat and DJ Paul is sporting a Psychopathic jersey! Thats some muthafuckin' CLOWN LUV right there! Much Luv & Respect goin' out to the Three 6! Juggalos WHUT! Thanx to JuggaloRydaWhut for that info. Aight now i got this going on tha Psycho Juggalos Hotline as well (310)842-5005....but im askin ninjaz to speculate on whut they think tha 6th Jokers is gonna be. As you may or my not know they will be revealing the face of the 6th Jokers Card at this years Gathering of the Juggalos 2001 after the final performance of the Insane Clown Posse. Now i've already gotten some guesses on the hotline but i want u internet juggalos to speculate as well....so email me your guesses and why u think its gonna be whut u guess and i'll post all the results of both the hotline and internet polls on here. Aight muhfackos...imma go play with my putter.....MCL im out like whut BaBY Whut!?! DArK CaRniVAL 2001.......details to follow......
kiLLa KlowneTTe 420 06/11/01 S.F. California
FUCK RICHIES!!!!
wassup killers. long time no update...im offically 21, but still unable to go bar-hopping, for i gots jacked in vegas...some richies stole my shit and my freinds shit...our ids, credit cards, 400 bux cash, my new digital camera i bought monday for m500 :( , my celly, my freinds palm pilot, jewelry, u name it they got it. so any juggalos in las vegas ill send u 2000 bux cash(no lie) if u happen to find two richies from las vegas named darron and jason, burnette, 21-23 yrs old...one drives a new white s-10 chevy pickup x-cab...roar! they do this shit on a regular basis...anyways back to my faithful juggalo family, lets get some news out... peep this:
JUGGALOS AND WRESTLING FANS!!!
"Whaddup? Dis is Shaggalo, the owner of the M5W. With Jugalinko's permission I have created an E-Fed (fantasy wrestling) organization for all of you. M500 has hand many before this one, but this will be the best. I wanted to tell you that by Monday afternoon at 1:00 p.m. Eastern time Milenko 500 Wrestling will be up and running. I am currently working on everything. Anyone who joins will be accepted whether you know what your doing or not. If you want to know more about fantasy wrestling e-mail me or contact me on AIM. E-mail: icp_juggalo_shaggy@yahoo.com or on AIM screenname icpshaggalo."
JUGGALO DISS!!!!
Kordo from midwestjuggalos.com wrote this: "A few weeks ago I got to meet Shaggs Patrick Chaos from Marz and Anybody Killa at a bar in my lovely hometown of Eau Claire Wi. Shit was fresh as hell talkin' to 'em and all, but later that night a few of them got into a scuffle. Shaggs and his boys got arrested and there was an article written about it. Well alot of Juggalos didn't take too kindly to the article and e-mailed a few well poinienated statements to him (the author). In retaliation, he printed another article about the Juggalos and publicly dissed them. So, I'm asking you to please put this news and a link to the site where Juggalos can read it themselves and take whatever action they deem necessary. go to: http://mwj.i8.com/himain.htm for the article...
THOSE STILL DOWN WITH THE KROWN!!!!
monoxide424@gateway.net let me know that for all u ninjas still down with the krown, stop by ur local ghetto-mart and pick up a blue flava jones soda and u mite get one with a label that has the entire kmk klik on it for ur groupie eyes to peep!!!
TALENTED JUGGALOS UNITE!!!!
check out www.clownshit.cjb.net..this site is for juggalos who want to submit their own lyrics, artwork, homework essays for others to cheat from haha, just a site to display ur fresh ass talents to the world...chilled clown would love to hear from ya...
IM OUT!!!!!! much clown luv to everyone....j4e
Juggalo Hodge email Glen Burnie MD 06/12/01
What up puddles of the Deadpool. I'm just now starting to snap out of the trance I was put into at the Bizaar show from 6-7. TOTAL DEVASTATION! Me and my dead homies(Tim the ref, and Tony CRACKxton) came from the baltimore area to the hills of reading PA. It took a while to get there and we all had to work earlier that day. Needless to say we missed alot of Marz set. What I did see was phat as hell. He tore it up wit his homie Koas. They got some mad original split face style face paint and shit. Before Blaze rocked the stage I hit up the merch booth. Tom Dubb and some hot ass chick were runnin it. Toms braids are getting long. One of the best new items I saw was the Blaze hockey jerseys. I tried to see if Tom could remember the name of the mexican wrestling fed that he and ICP and Vampiro made an appearance at around new years time. He couldn't remember the name of the fed but that it was dirty and in like guadalahera or some shit. Oh well maybe I'll find that tape on like ebay. Uh oh. Time for BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE. He came out rockin the new Blaze yellow and red Hockey jersey. He was sportin the skeletor style face paint again. Is it just me or did any of you ninjas like Blazes stocking head thing better? He looked phat non the less. As usual blaze did his EP opening and then introduced ANYBODY KILLA. Check this out when ANYBODY killa came out he did 2 remixed songs from his old days of Jaymo "native funk" album. They are the "native funk" psycho thug remix and a another remixed song "is this shit real" from his native funk album. I was like "hey, I know those songs". Next the two of them did like the whole ep and 3 or 4 new songs of his LP. Everybody in that venue was diggin the Dead Homie Dou. Nobody wanted to see them l