04-07-2001 Los Angales California
juggalin ninjaz! Good News....the Psycho Juggalos hotline is slowly startin to get tha kinks worked out..for those who didnt know our hotline has been all fucked up since SoftcoreMike did his update on it singing Mariah Carey's "Hero" song on it...but anyway...right now call (310)842-5005 to hear the new phat song from Vanilla Ice featuring ICP...its a song called Natural Born Killaz. Also...im trying to unite u muthafackos out there so if ur a dainty lil juggalos calling our hotline and ur one of those who doesnt say who u are and where ur callin from then u aint represintin BITCH...u aint keepin it REAAAAL..haha...so shout out who u r and where ur callin from so maybe another ninja from ur stompin grounds will be like...hey...that bitch lives in mah fuckin town! Aight ninjaz...this been CLowN E LovE...ur dead body humper....
sayin i hope yall are havin a good weekend....my ass if bout to go pick up Ry RY and we're goin ricthie bitch huntin ! WOO WOO....im out like whut.....BaBy WhuT?!?!?
Radcliff,Kentucky 4/7/2k1
The World Famous D3dBdyM4n Rant Here we got it's been a long ass time since I've done this on the site but since there's not much going on I'm gonna rant. Ok Like what's the hole meaning of a hound dogg? Ok to me it is a person who hangs on another persons balls for one reason or another weather they be a rock star or just the leader of the pack. It's also known as a groupie or lacky. Now I've noticed since I'm on aol that I go to the AOL Insane Clown Posse Chat. Well since J is on Aol now people are all over his nizzoes and shit it's fucking wack. I mean he don't wanna be asked a million questions like "What's the sixth jokers card gonna be" or "when are you coming to my town to throw down some Lyrics". He just wants to get onto a chat room and talk to us period like Hang with us but people dont' seem to realize that and they fucking constantly hound him whereever he goes. Now I don't hound I just talk !
about butt fucking women and flushing faces down toilets and what not. I'm pretty sure he'd like to do the same so keep the hounding at a minimum and let the guy fucking talk about something or another even if it's about his butt itching go with the flow. Another thing that has been kinda wigging me out is the fact that Alot of ninjas hate on Vanilla Ice. Now I've been down with Rob Van Winkle since like I was in the 5th grade. (A LOOOOONG TIME AGO). When he fell off the map I was still with him. Never once have I made fun of him. People say he sold out to Suge Knight. I look at it as this. YOu get a 350lbs man holding you 15 stories out a fucking window and finna drop you. I'd like to see how you react to that on real. Honestly I think V*Ice sounds alot better doing Alternative music then anything else. I mean his raps were good and he's one of the more solid white rappers there is. When he got hated on yah it's true he hated back. I'd do the same in his position. But when he!
fell of the map I was like damn this sux. His first Alternative Album Hard 2 Swallow was quite quite fucking dope. I mean come on he did a remix of Ice Ice Baby on there in alternative. It was dope. On my own album Reviews I'd give it a solid 9 because well it's pretty dope. Now I'm waiting for SCars. The Man is full of rage and hate plus there is a rumored Eminem Diss on there that he did to hit Eminem back. Now in a fist fight Rob would kick Slims ass. In a Lyrical Battle I saw them mafakas who did "Pop Goes the weasel" on MTV and they were still dissing him. So they did an interview with V*Ice and he busted a freestyle back on them that was mad fresh. So take a look at the new Vanilla Ice Album Scars and hit that shit up as soon as it comes out. I'm sure the juggalos will have another cool ass person to add onto Psychopathics Friends list. Incest?
sexums. HAHA! Anywho enough with me draggin on her titties. I'm Out until next time I get some news or feel like ranting about some shit This is D3dBdyM4n saying "If you can't fuck her... Go for her younger sister!" MCL-D3dBdyM4n
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Combined Locks B/B show in WI: I received this email from someone tellin me that the venue is 21 one and over only!.... which is really fukin wack!! a big fuck you to that venue!!!! check the email........ S.F. California
because I like too eat mcnuggets Naw, not really, shit, I need to get laid.Did I just type
that? Its all good no one saw. Anywho, alright im chillin all alone in my lil
gehtto pad, when all of a sudden, I started to think. Of courseI got all
freaked out cause this doesn’t usually happen, but today it did. My 2-celled
brain attempted to work. So I took advantage of this moment andstarted to
think bout some issues that seem to travel in and out of me and my fellow
juggalette and juggalos minds now and then. Like wassup with kottonmouth
kings lately- the twiztid tour,eminem concert, only ½ the crew smokes? Whats
the latest with Vanilla Ice and his comeback? What the fuck is goin on when
all these trendy ass lil t-shirt and music stores put eminem shit RITE next
to icp shit?- and yes that means I went into them, make fun of me and die. :)
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Radcliff,Kentucky 4/4/2k1Happy 6
Month What the fuck is up Yes it's been 6 months to this day that I
was approved to update on Milenko500.com. Man I fucking love this site.
ANyways. Nothings really happening but I'm still working on the Juggalo
Promotions page (located Here) keep going
and sending me shit and I'll hook u up. 
04/04/01 Questions?
04-04-2001 Los Angales California
pledge allegiance to that Dark Carnival Flag....haha...whuts
juggalin muthafackos....jes poppin
on here to drop a lil note to all mah west coast ninjaz about the "We Gives
No Fuck" video shoot. I've been
getting alot of emails and messages on the hotline about it. Basically
Psychopathic is known for taking on too
many tasks at one time....fact is...they work non stop to try and come up
with fresh new shit for
all the juggalos out there. So my speculation is that they've postponed the
shooting of the video for now.
There have been several rumors going around the net about it being a April
Fools Day joke and that
the shoot location had been revealed as being somewhere in hollywood..well
as far as i know these rumors
are false like bitch ass Eminems teeth...so for now...jes know...the video
shoot hasnt happend yet and
as soon as i get any new info i'll be back on here to drop the 411 so all
us west coast juggalos can represent
up in that bitch. WE GIVES NO FUCK!! Woo Woo....much clown love serial
killaz....im out like whut..
BaBy Whut!??
S.F. California moTher-fuCkin BiTch frOm kiLLa Kali thEy caLL thA kiLLa
KlowneTTe 420! WhassUp to ALL yOu juGGaLos anD juggAleTTes baBy! WaNNa taKe a sEc
of Ur TimE to giVe yoU thA LowDowN on mY unDergRound exIstEnce. I wAs boRn in ThA
homEstaTe of the FutuRe hoMe of thA gaTheRinG-ohIo ya'LL! REaLized @ The RiPe Age
of twO thAt wiThouT the gaTHeriNg thEre, oHio waSN't caLLin my Name, So I PackEd
mY nInJa BarBiE & bouNced oFF to noRtherN caLi. Been here for the past 19 years,
which for all you who skipped outta school by the 2nd grade means im about 21! Woowoo!
Its about time! rantsRadcliff,Kentucky 4/3/2k1Juggalo Promotion Page Opens!! That's right Juggalos The Juggalo Promotions page is now opened to show off yer band and it's website, if yer a wrestler get hooked up with props from the site, If your a single Juggalo Get your pic and bio on the site. If you're a Juggalette you can put your titties up on it to! I gives no Fucks!!! JUST DO IT!april, 3rd, 2001 milwaukee, wi
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Sup Juggalos!D3dBdyM4n here on M500 hitting u all up with some info. Well after last night wrestlemania it was awesome. Too bad to those who missed it cuz I was doing the commentary in the chat. It was awesome and alot of juggalos had fun. Jericho beat Steven Regal, Shane beat Vince Mcmahon, Guerrero beat test for the European title, Chyna beat Ivory for the Womens belt. Tazz and the APA beat out RTC. Undertaker beat HHH, Juggalos favorite Wrestler The Iron Sheik beat out 16 other people in the Gimmik battle royal. The TLCII match was won by Edge and Christian, and Stone Cold turned Heal and beat The Rock with the help of Vince McMahon. It was a great show. As well Juggalos I have completed some of the final phazes of the Juggalo Promotions page. I'm promoting Juggalo Rap bands, Juggalo Rock bands, Juggalo Wrestlers, Juggalos who need juggalettes, and Juggalette titties. If you have any questions follow the Directions on the page. I'll add sh!
it here and there it needs more Graphics BUT it's tight. I wanna give shouts out to Cemetaryboy17@aol.com, Clown E Love, SoftcoreMike, Jugalinko, Headcase, MommaCase, and my one love Kristen. Until then I'm out like Mommacases fucking anal Cherry BOOO YAH!!!!! SPAH SPAH!! MCL-D3dBdyM4n.
4-02-2001 Los Angales California
....this ya deadbody lovin homie Clown
E...dead fuckin tired
from one hell of a weekend. Which kicked of friday night going to a
kickback party at my homie
Bugleys pad. Me and my homie Jesse pull up to this nazi compound lookin
place where Bugley
lives and we get hassled by the front gate security...4 overweight
rent-a-cops sittin around not doing
shit but stuffin their faces somehow cant get ahold of Bugley on the phone
to confirm that we were going to
see him. Not one of them even thought to maybe roll their fat ass over
there to ask him personally. So
we had to chill there for like 45 min...which was bullmuhfuckin
shit....finally it dawned on us to jes hop
the fence on the other side of the compound....i drove my car around tha
back and Jesse attempted
to somehow smoothly hop the fence...well lets jes say he got over...but it
wasnt pretty and he now
talks with a high picthed voice. Then i get a call on my celly and they're
waitin for me at the front gate
so turns out i didnt have to hop the fence and look like a goofball. So the
party was cool and whut not..got home around
4:30am...slept till about 2pm... then people feel the need to start callin
me and ask me whut im doing.
So saturday night we were all going to a b-day party for mah homegirl Julie
from O.C. Happy B-day Julie!! Woo Woo
So we all jes kicked it at her pad and jes chilled and had fun. After about
one imported prototype beer
it appeared to me that mah homie Oscars afro was growing larger by the
second....needless to say i dont
think i'll ever drink that kinda beer again. So that night i got home
around 6am.
03/31/01 S.L.O. California Shop Juggalo Hoopty's
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rantsRadcliff,Kentucky 3/31/2k1
Sup Jugglas, Well after some more devastating news on us I'm back. I'd like to thank everyone who comes to this site cuz you ninjas are the shit and we love you ninjas to death. You guys are the Hardcore Milenko500 fans and you guys are the reason that I update every single time I can. Honestly, I think we got assed out as usual. But we'll be alright. One day we'll show everyone at Psy just cuz we had a small incident a few years back doesn't mean that that's gonna stop us from being #1. Check out our tabs. We've got the ICPt50, We're linked up to soo many sites. We express clown luv to every juggalo out there who doesn't hate on us. We don't hate on many ninjas at all. I'm sure each juggalo out there who has ever e-mailed me headcase, jugalinko or softcore has gotten a reply of some sort. We strive each and every day with countless hours on the site, store, and chat. I myself have taken a few weekends just to fix the juggalopromotions page. My HTML isn't all that good but I"m!
still workign on it and it keeps getting more and more fresh each and everytime I do it. Ninjas We got mad clown luv for u juggalos out there who come to this site and represent. OUr site isn't just a store. That's the minor part of the site. This is a JUGGALO site. as in Made for juggalos. Our site is the most interactive site on the planet. We chat with you ninjas everyday in the chatroom. Give you all extra special props that no other site does. We don't hold ourselves on a high pedistal hell at the gathering all you mafakas are invited to my hotel room for fucking Vodka and Orange Juice. I don't give a fuck for real. I love everyone of you juggalos. THe news I got today was a little depressing but I'll be aiight about it. Anyways onto some good news. THIS SUNDAY at 7:00 p.m. Our Chat room will be hosting Wrestlemania X-7. That's right if you can't get the fucking program yours truly will be guest commentating the matches like I did last pay per view so get ya'll juggalo !
asses in there as I tell ya'll what happens and give you some insite on wrestling and such. Also I have a present for shithead homie nuts. I found some interesting pics of headcases mom running around on my computer she sent me of her in her famous porn "Runnin With Sticks" It's pretty good I'll give u two free scene shots here. So peep that shit out cuz you'll love it. Until then I'm out like Headcases mommas blown out neden MCL-D3dBdyM4n
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homies. On a brighter note and on a
more Thanx tip. Here are some e-mails and comments sent in from juggalos to the Hotline E-mail adress.
Hotline@milenko500.com. Thanx for your replys im still sorten through all this. Peace for juggalos buy ......juggalos.03/29/01 S.L.O. California Shop
3-28-2001 Los Angales California
muthafackos!?!? Check out tha old skool pic of me sportin clown make up. I decided to
use this one cuz in the other one i look hella pissed..anyway...well "Juggalettes Week" started on tha
hotline last night with a fresh ass update by Dead Babe from Grand Rapids Michigan.. so call tha
Psycho Juggalos hotline (310)842-5005 and peep out her fresh update...or download tha audio on our page later
today after i upload it. Tonite another juggalette is gonna be skoolin it like whut so check back on tha hotline.
Aight now onto a serious matter....Once again Milenko500 got tha bone on being invited to represent
at the Gathering of the Juggalos....last thing i wanna do is bitch and complain but i do jes wanna
express my opinion cuz i know we're gonna get madd emails about this...my homie and close
friend Jugalinko owns Milenko500. He's made it what it is now w/o anyone elses help. No one i know
works harder than he does on his site to make it tha freshest and most ill shit out there. Last year
tha Seeds of Lotus were formed and M500 was not included...rumor was that it was because M500
used to bootleg cds. Well that was a good reason i guess...but tha fact was that drama had been
squashed for quite a while. So whatever...no big deal....maybe next year....now it seems we're gettin
the bone again....no reason given this time. Check out tha facts juggalos....M500 is #1 on the icp
websites top 50 sites...the M500 online store is boomin like whut so much so Psychopathic couldnt
help but give a big Woo Woo for doing the business that we do. I don't hate juggaloz....i dont bitch
either.....but i feel bad for mah fuckin ninja Jug....i could give a fuck if ninjaz think im jes on here
whining like a lil bitch....but i wanted to come up on here and express my personal opinion on this
shit. I'd like to get your opinions too juggaloz...email me and let me know whut u think at hotline@milenko500.com.
That Gathering is gonna be tha shit....i will definately be there....sportin my Milenko500 gear like whut
and madd clown love to all juggaloz.... I aint goin to hate on anyone cuz thats jes dumb....Madd fuckin
props to mah homiez here on M500, SoftcoreMike, Headcase, D3dbdym4n, Serial Killa Scott and
of course Jugalinko Ya Bootleg Homie .....im out.....BaBY Whut?!?!
march, 29th 2001
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Sup Juggalos D3dBdyM4n back in the haugh. After an Awesome ass weekend with my girl I'm back. A little tired for reasons I won't mention but it's all good. Anyways. Wrestling ninjas if you have been living under a shell most of the week then u should know that the World Wrestling Federation Last week bought out World Championship Wrestling and Extreme Championship Wrestling. Now as you don't know this means interfederation wrestling. AKA Goldberg Vs Austin, Rock vs Flair, Shit like that. Now as the story lines go Vince McMahon on Monday was pretty much gloating about how he's the king of wrestling. How he bought out WCW. Well THe story line goes Vince is fighting Shane (His son) and like his son went around his back and bought out WCW instead. SO this means war pretty much between the WCW and WWF. Alot of the fans are down with this cuz we all wanna see what the WWF creative team headed by Paul Heyman (Paul E. Dangerous)can do. Which will mean more hardcore matches. Now my who!
le opinion on the event is that I think it's awesome that WWF finally bought out WCW. I mean look at all the story lines they can come up with as well as all the cruiser weight division that WWF has been soo shallow on. As well as see an invasion between WCW to WWF Televison and Vice Versa. Also Kevin Nash hasn't made a decision on weather or not he can sit his 14 month contract out or if he wants to wrestle under Vinny Mack again. As well expect Sting to be back in the house as well. Now for Juggalos who wrestle, According to some rumors and speculation Vince Mcmahon is tryig to get in contact with Vampiro. He's pretty interested in Vampiro's wrestlign ability and how he would make a great wrestler for the program. Honestly I think wrestling is gonna be ULTRA dope now. Well I'm out for now. Remember to check out our Juggalopromotions page and also our Store
3-28-2001 Los Angales California
juggalin ninjaz?!? I really have nothing to say except one thing.....Juggalettes Week
starts tonight on the Psycho Juggalos Hotline...oh yea and one more thing....big ups to
the following ninjaz who are down with tha clown 4 Life.... Bill Clinton, Alf, Mr. Rogers, That
guy who says LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!, Sonny Bono R.I.P ( died skiing while peepin out
a fat tittied bitch instead of where he was going) , Jerry Springer, The Pope, Superman aka Clark Kent,
Mr. T, tha slutty blonde girl from LiL House on the Prairie, Pikachu, tha thug who didnt car jack me
cuz he saw my joker card stickers on mah back window, mah homie Fear, Shaquille O'neal,
Michael Myers, Dr, Evil, Al Gore, KITT from Knightrider and last but not least.... tha downest
ninja i know.....Dakuan from Ninja Scroll....aight im out......BABY WHuT?!?!
03/28/01 Oceano California Feeling Randy Ladies?
this yesturday me an sean are chillen
at the office takein care of business when Dilly5000, ( he shares our office) show's
up with a tiny ass puppy he juss bought, some kind of terrier mix but it was cute as
all to be damn'd, so after it got done pissen an shiten around the office we had some
noon tyme drinkin done, so we taped some paper an string to it's tail an watch'd it flail
an flip an whatnot, so after laffin our asses off at this simple shit we figure'd that a
puppies only good for 2 things, shittin, an pullin bitches an since he already shit on
seans lap, we had to go where the bitches were an that's downtown. so after flippin coins
to see who goes fisrt ( sean being married was left to spectate) i came up heads so BOOYA
a puppy is instant game, without saying a damn thing an juss postin wear the girls where
i was surrounded by hoess sceamin "aww how cute" " can i pet him" how sweet" an "hi my
name is..." so after some game an a few lies ( like that i was a fireman, or that i care'd
about what they had to say, or that i'm sterile an have a 12 penis, you know typical BS
juss to get laid) i was gettin madd play, it was off the hook i got 3 phone #s in less
than an hour, take my word for it a puppy works better than ruffies and a hammer. so
after seein all this, dilly demand'd his turn an tried a more direct aproch, he walk'd
right upto girls an juss said " look at my puppy!" an that's all it took, he was
reelinin um in too, shit he got us invited to a sorority spring break party that night,
so after showers an changeing of the clothes an a few splashes of my favorite colonge
"bitch come runnin" we headed out to the patry, with the dowg cuz somtymes juss a lil
somthin extra can make the panties disapear, so we show up it, IT"S GOIN OFF, they had
an empty keg strech'd out with bungee cords an the hoes where riding it like a mechanical
bull, beerbongs where being pounded left an right an i hadn't seen this much bearded clam
since i was on a comercial fishing boat, so after a few queer beers
( zima's an wine koolers) i ask'd this cute lil asian girl if there was anything else to drink an her eyes lit right up, i guess she wanted a drinkin partner im 6' 5" 300+ so i can Drink all night, so she whipped out a bottle of goldslager an i had no choice i couldn't pussy out, so we sat down on the couch an bullshit while pounding shots, an she loved the pupy so all things where gr8 after 6 shots,
better after 9 but after 11 i don't remeber anything until 4 am i woke up to the sound of dilly jackhammer fuckin some poor girl, hardcore, i look'd around and 4 other ppl are juss stareing at the roof listenin to him do irrepairable damage to this some hoes nedden an not sayin anything, so i get off off the couch an get some much needed water an check myself out, an i'm fairly undamged except i got a couple bruise's on my sholder by my neck, now that could either be a hicky's or somone tried to beat me with a bottle, either way i don't remeber, so i snuck outta there before they could figure out that i was with dilly an took off home an crash'd out, the moral or the story is none of this great tyme would have happen'd if it wasn't for the pupy, so i sugest that all juggalo's go out an get one an start fuckin ASAP, ok i'm out MCL
P.S. My dad owned a Resturant for 20 years Called Don Edwardos. Fine Mexican Food Resturant. I was dubbed the Don cause I was the cook
there growing up and every one called me Don! My Dad sold it bout 4 years ago but its still there. In fact Jugalinko Used to work there when he was in 7th grade till 9th grade with me hittin "Whip Its" n Jackin the Beer N wine Bar there. Its Still on 2nd street Baywood Califorina. The Don baby what!
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Wussup juggalos D3dBdyM4n in the haugh again. Man I got so fucking drunk last night I have no clue what the fuck I was doing. It was crazy. Well juggalettes break out your fucking tissues and start looking for someone else to hound dogg cuz D3dBdyM4n is taken. That's right Milenko500's most eligible bachelor is now Headcase cuz I've got my juggalette. I've got a date in about 4 hours so I'll let you all in on what happened. NO I Don't Fuck on the first date either that's like bad impression. Especially the impression left on the neden hole when I'm finished. ANywho. Today is also the Comic Book COnvention in Louisville Kentucky. D3dBdyM4n isn't going but Trish and Rob from Clifftown are. I'm sorry to sell out a convention BUT I haven't had a date in over 6 months so u damned right I'm going. Also Those of you who know me know I wear a crazy ass button up shirt with fucked up designs all over it and an A-Shirt (Wifebeater) Well I had this really really weird idea... HOw about a!
polyester button up shirt that has the Psychopathic Hatchetman on it?!
That would be dope. Anyways Last night we had a part I got mad drunk and
fucking passed out a few hours later. We now added a new Clifftown Klown
which makes us 13 Strong mother fucker. That's right we're a fuckign Army!
Congratulations Chris and remember don't be violent don't bite it!. ANyways
I'm off this bitch to go get my pimpalistic styles on.
Im out like like Headcase after a Crack Hit. MCL-D3dBdyM4n
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Jerseys Instock, click Here to See it.
Also added is the White And Black FreekShow Jerseys, and Old School Psychopathic Red n Black HOckey. But on the
ultra Fresh tip added also was the Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope Figures. Woo Woooo there ill as fuck and a must have Just like the Big Money Hustla DVD! Murder Dog and the Space Poster
were Put back up and the Red Psychopathic Hats you have been Requesting are Back In Stock!
Lil Poot Sent in this Secret Backwards message from the
Freek Show Cd.march, 22nd 2001
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3-22-2001
Juggalettes...do you find it hard to get any recognition for being down with tha clown? Do u find getting attention means
posing nude with farm animals like on animalhardcore.com....not that i would know anything about that......anyway...
well juggalettes..if ur out there....im giving u a chance to be heard ....but im looking for down ass juggalettes who arent
shy like those cock teasing high school girls i pass by everyday....sure they giggle and smile when i drive by but as
soon as i stop the car and expose myself they run away?!? Anywayz...if ur a juggalette...and ur down with tha clown
and u have guts...i wanna put you on the Psycho Juggalos Hotline....heres the catch though...u gotta be able to TALK
if juggalos wanted to hear someone breathe heavily they would just call the SoftcoreMike hotline.....If you
wanna get recognized by juggalos nation wide...hit me up either on the hotline or via email at hotline@milenko500.com
The juggalette that most appeals to me as being someone who can skool it like whut will get to say and
do whatever she wants on the hotline....even update by herself if shes gusty enough.....last time i had a juggalette on the
hotline hundreds of horny juggalos left her madd messages giving her madd props so be ready to be hounded like Chris Rock
at a KKK Gathering. Aight thats all i gotta say 4 now......one more thing....big ups to past guests of the Psycho Juggalos
hotline which include....Choko, Vampiro, Blaze, Double A, Anybody KiLLa, Violent J....and the muthafuckin Rudeboy!!......im out......BABY WHUT?!?!
03/22/01 . Enter the Storerants3/22/2k1
After many hours of masturbating over porno and finger banging antellope assholes D3dBdyM4n is here to return! Well I'm back to give u all an update. Check out our chat. Yes I know it's been having mad problems BUT it's all fixed now. Thanks to the lovely crafty ability of James our servers admin. Anywho Sad News Juggalos one of our own froM Cleveland has been hurt. She was in a car accident during St. Patty's day at a parade. She was sporting her wicked clown Green and black makeup. Well unfortunate enogh she was hurt but she's alright but the real bad thing is was she was pregnant and the stupid cops attended this richie bitch boy before the attended this juggalette. Clown love and get better goes out to you. If you wish to e-mail her
Click Here. The Baby is ok. She's just on bed rest for a while ninjas. E-mail her and make her feel better. As well Check out this Tite Site. http://www.worldwidejuggalos.com And don't forget GO TO THE CHAT OUR STORE AND THE PSYCHOJUGGALOS HOTLINE!As well I'm redoing the Juggalo Promotions page. When it's done peep it out. MCL-D3dBdyM4n03/21/01 . Enter the Store
03/21/01 Feeling Randy? boss called me up at like 11:30 PM from harry's (a local bar) drunk off his ass askin me if i can pick him up, so when i get there he's hittin on a couple older women, (like late 30's) but one of um named janice was kinda hot for a mom type she look'd familer but i didn't know from where, so i go over an bulshit with um for awhile an there all tore back. so i danced with janice for a couple songs an she's all over me, ( she woulda bin all over anyone who would talk to her she was trollin for cock) and offer to give um all rides home, so i drop off my boss an the girl he was kickin it to, an we get to the her house an i'm invited in, an we have a drink an get to makein out, an after pullin on some tittes an playin diddle puss for a lil while she had to use the bathroom so i get up to look in at the pics on her wall an i see what look'd like my highskool football team, so i take a closer look an i'm in the pic, an now i'm a lil freak'd out, so i ask her " which one is your son" so she pointed him out an ask's why do you ask? so i said cuz that's me right here, an point to my pic, so her jaw juss dropped an i'm thinkin damn i juss hook'd up with curtises mom ( i knew i remeber'd her from somewhere) needless to say the mood was lost, so i juss bail'd, sorry curtis, i didn't mean to hook up with your mom, but this makes 3 of your friends now huh, your mom's a whore. ok i'm out MCL
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march, 21st 2001
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3-20-2001on school daze and going to school...yea well neither do i......Sup juggalos
its Clown E again letting you know im workin some overtime over here cuz
Jugalinko says if i wanna see my kid on his day off from the m500 sweat shop
that i have to do more updates on the hotline section....soooooo Peep out
tha latest update on the Psycho Juggalos Page....on this update i have a
homie of mine from RealJuggalos.com guest host with me...and that would
be my homie Delusional. Theres some fresh news that we go over like a
secret surprise for juggalos who attend the Gathering this year so peep it
out. Ok im done.....dont worry LiL' Humberto...daddy's gonna see u soon!
3-19-2001
some good old wholesome quality programinig.
The kind you and your family can enjoy.
Whuts more entertaining than seeing half naked chicks getting slashed by a
ninja wearing a hockey mask?!?! Whut
should i watch instead....Ally McBeal?? Anywayz...sorry went off on a
tangent there....West Coast juggalos...i know
i been talking about it alot...and havent come through yet...but soon i'll
be droppin the info on the Insane Clown Posse
video shoot for "We Gives No Fuck" here in Los Angeles. The Bizzar Bizaar
tour is officially on break right now so ICP
can concentrate on previous and future projects before they head out
abroad..thats right over seas to Europe and Australia
to continue their World Tour. Check out tha latest Psycho Juggalos update
on our page for some fresh flava. Be sure
to check out tha Milenko500 store....tons and tons of fresh merch and i
mean that literally as fresh as Britney Spears'
panties on my bedroom floor.......Jugalinkos got tha madd hook up on the
latest Twiztid Merch which includes the Twiztid
Freek Show tour merch and the Twiztid Charm....all kinds of O.G. "Juggalo"
brand gear like hoodies and even "Juggalette"
Baby T's...so make sure u hit up the M500 store. One last thing before i
get back to watchin porn...lemme give some
shout outs...cuz i always give them on the hotline but i never do
here....WHUTS UP to.......Bugley and Michelle, Melody,
Jeanette, Fear, Raquel (Rocky), Glen, Violent Helm, Krazi Wicked, Boogie,
Sydeshow, Mike Payne, South Gate Jugglos,
and of course the fuckin Cheech to my Chong Ry Ry 2 Slow!! im out.....BABY
WHUT!?!!?
rants3/19/2k1
Sup Juggalos!! This is everyone favorite D3dBdyM4n here to hit u all
up with some freshness as usual. Next Week is the Comic Book Convention
in Louisville Kentucky I'll be there to buy some shit cuz well I need to
catch up on my stash from being unemployed and shit. It's mega fresh.
Jumpsteady and Rudeboy will be there hooking ninjas up with merchandise
and shit. So be prepared to buy. Also in other news My homie Sabreguy
aka Mike is wanting to film a porno if not even a documentary on nakid
juggalettes at the gathering. He's pretty prepared and he wants me to
have any juggalette of legal age to e-mail me with pic and shit who would
be interested in being in this epic star studded boot knocking off
extravaganza. So hit me up with an e-mail. Now I've been mad busy as of late
working on the Juggalopromotions page it looks like shit cuz I suck at HTML
but I'm working on it. As well I was checking out a new site on the web owned
by a fresh ass juggalo and his juggalette and their !
crew. Peep out www.worldwidejuggalos.com Alot of the juggalos who have been there say it's fresh I thought it was fresh so check that shit out! As well Milenko500.com Chat is trying to get to host Violent J and Shaggy. We are pretty much the only chat site that can cuz we can hold over 10k juggalos in 1 chat room without a problem so each juggalo would be able to peep it out. I'll get back to you though on the shit when I can. I'm not saying they WIll be but I'm saying that I threw our chats name in the hat becuase it's good wholesome Serial Killer Family Fun. Now if yer wondering where our chat is it's to the right of this update that has a button that says ICP CHAT! So peep it out and see what all the juggalos are raving about. As well if yer looking for a Red or Black Dazzle Jersey we are now the only store left with them so grab them sons of bitches up as fast as u can ninjas if not they'll be gone and you won't have one!
! MCL-D3dBdyM4n 3.18.01
Whaddup Juggalos?! My hair and goatee are dyed green. I've sang my round of Irish ballads...okay I was just singing along with the new Dropkick Murphy's album, but fuck you purists. I had my fill of corned beef, potatoes, cabbage, Guinness and the
Emerald Isle Cocktails and just wanted to wish all my Irish* brutha's up in this piece mad love. Just to let you know, my family
Is it's own miniature Ireland...half of my family is Catholic and the other half is Protestant...and
I'm the existentialist somewhere in between. But, regardless...again I hope you all had a good time.
And also, all the M-500 playa' haters can catch
My Shillelagh upside your dome and lick the Blarney stones. MCL hope you all had a happy St. Patty's
Day and stay down.
| * By which I mean "Irish brutha's" I mean all of my Irish allies: not just my Catholic brothers who celebrate St. Patty's Day but all who you who don't and are objected to it. Ya'll are loved. Unite 4 the children...mad love |
march, 17th 2001
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Tales from the Lotus Pod is actualy gona come out. This cd will be avalible at the Gathering of the Juggalos 2k1. I have herd about
this cd for Years now and they keep saying there gona do it, gaining members and loosing members (esham, vamp). Well str8 from KY JELLYNUTS himself
is a Promise that it will actualy happen this time and the realese date is as Epic as the Day, Space, Rydas, and Stranglemania 2 was realesed a year ago. Undrground.
march, 16th 2001
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[Info]03/15/01 Click Here To enter the StoreWhat up Gigalos n Juggalos. Here are some B/B instore pictures in NYC on 11.1.00. You can see A Lil Big Apple Flavor in these pics. 3-14-2001
Whuts juggalin ninjaz....first off i wanna give madd props to all the Ky
Whuts juggalin muthafackos!?!? Deadbody Lover here on m500 letting all you
WEST COAST juggalos
know about the Insane Clown Posse video shoot here in sunny Los Angeles
California !! Yes ICP will
be in town April 1st and 2nd with tha Rudeboy and Ry Ry 2 Slow and of
course u know Clown E's gonna be there representin
along with the rest of us west coast juggalos. The location and name of the
video have not been released
yet....but will shortly..make sure you check back here to get tha scoop or
call tha Psycho Juggalos Hotline
cuz i'll be sure to drop tha info on there as well. Email me if your
interested in being in the video. One thing
though...anyone who wants to be in tha video...you gotta show up sportin
ICP make up...either J or Shaggs
Cuz if u show up naked faced u wont be in tha video. You'll be on the
corner trying to buy some make up
from the drunk whino sellin shit he stole from Walgreens. Anyway...thats it
4 now.....MCL to all the serial
killaz out there.....im out like whut, BaBy WhuT?!?
rants3/14/2k1 Wussup ninjas. D3dBdyM4n in the haugh. Here to hit you up with some news and some freshness. Well As we all know the Ryda Hatin' Pigs in Shepardsville have done the juggalos wrong. Well I got some news from my dad about what's going on there. See the police are trying to cover their asses by saying one thing then another. NOW here's the dealio. They have made allegations on 3 of the 5 stage security guards on charges of Inciting a Riot and Wanton Endangerment for releasing pepper spray upon a confused crowd of juggalos for no reason. It was a Security guard who maced me and the front row cuz I saw him pull that shit out. Pretty fucked up huh? Now for other news I'm gonna try to get a flyer from Willie "RedRum" Bates of EMC4k. He's the little brother of a co-worker. They are releasing a tape of done over beats soon so hopefully I'll get to hear that shit. I'll have their flyer and shit. When you g!
onna get a good start might as well steal someone elses beats. They did a remix of MurderMurderMurder and I'm alright on this tape is what he told me so I'm gonna find something out on it. Well I'm out like Headcases Momma in a bar full of horny blind men.-MCL D3dBdyM4n 03/13/01 Click Here To enter the Storemarch, 13th 2001
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READ THIS:I wanna give a shot out to the best fukin band outta wisconsinNEW SOCIETY OF ANARCHISTS harcore/punk band...... if you like "sick of it all" "blood for blood" or any other band in the hardcore/punk genre you'll fukin love there sound.
....... Ive gotten silly fukin drunk plenty of times with these guys...... after ten years of bustin there ass in the music business and in the shitty, filthy, bullshit corupted world known as the "underground" music scene...... just recently they got the attention of Billy Milano from the band S.O.D (storm troopers of death) and he just finished producing there album. I want yall to do me a favor and just check out there website and download some mpthrees and let them know what ya think..... click here for there mp3 page and click here for there offical website...... the pic is N.S.A w/billy milanorants 3/12/2k1
WHat up juggalos THis be Ya'lls favorite D3dBdyM4n FUlly healed and
ready to rumble for the next ICP event mutha fackos. I'm gonna do an update
on my rants page about a few things that are really fucking bugging me. If
ya'll would be graceful enough to check that shit out I'd be very fucking
happy!
I got some news today from my boy Jack Homocide about JCW Volume 3 being
already on the making. As well the new Video ICP is doing is We Gives No
Fucks. Also Check Http://www.foxrocks.com for the exclusive ICP interview with Violent J as well as some comments
by people in that concert. More news on the Blaze Cd. It will be out during
the Stoned Cemetary tour. To be exact on the day it starts it will be
available so peep that shit out. 3.11.01
03/11/01Baby what!, Ok its like this, yesturday,
i was chillen at the beach bulshitin with the lil vally girls an waitin till work started ( i'm a cook at a restaurant by the beach) when i noticed a crew of 6 kids ( like 15 or 16 years old)
they all had frosted hair, peirceings, basicly a lil posse on eminem wannabe's. but i see fools like that every day
so i didn't give um a second look until they walk'd past my car. they stop's an started talk laffin at my ICP stickers an talk shit to eachother
. that was bad enuff but they started writein shit with there fingers in my dusty back window. ok i aingt havein that so i step to um all pissed an say " get your DICK fingers off my car" so they juss say whatever an start walkin away.
But i'n still pissed so as they walk'd away i said "yea keep steppin you lil bitches" one fool got sum balls an said" WHAT? fuck you" an they started walkin back so i juss got a smile on my face
cuz i know NON of these marks have ever thrown down so i balled my fists up, an tell um " i hope you packed a lucnh cuz i'm gonna beat your ass ALL FUCKIN DAY" an start walkin at him. right then
they all pussed out an one of ums like " dud whats your problem we're leavein" so they steppd of walkin backwards an shit tryin to act tuff but basicly actin like the fag slim shady fans that they are.
so i moved my car juss to be safe an headed into work, an about 20 minuted latet the same fools came in with the parents to eat, i guess they didn't know i work'd there.
so after tellin the waiter an askin what they order'd i gotta say this mark got a burger full of pubes and a drink full of
visine (Visine gives you shits in doese larger than an oz). After that I felt alot better about myself. In fact i was feeling so good
i walked out of the kitchen to there table and said "I hope you all enjoyed your diner" and laughed. They were trippin, and im sure shittin later, Probobly poopin out
there intestins. I should have broke there legs at the shin but i got mine on the DL.
rants 3/10/2k1
War Hmm.... What is it good for absolutely everything.... Juggalos, Juggalettes, Ninjas, Ninjettes. I sit upon the threshhold of something that has really pissed me the fuck off. This speach is b