04-07-2001 Los Angales California
juggalin ninjaz! Good News....the Psycho Juggalos hotline is slowly startin to get tha kinks worked out..for those who didnt know our hotline has been all fucked up since SoftcoreMike did his update on it singing Mariah Carey's "Hero" song on it...but anyway...right now call (310)842-5005 to hear the new phat song from Vanilla Ice featuring ICP...its a song called Natural Born Killaz. Also...im trying to unite u muthafackos out there so if ur a dainty lil juggalos calling our hotline and ur one of those who doesnt say who u are and where ur callin from then u aint represintin BITCH...u aint keepin it REAAAAL..haha...so shout out who u r and where ur callin from so maybe another ninja from ur stompin grounds will be like...hey...that bitch lives in mah fuckin town! Aight ninjaz...this been CLowN E LovE...ur dead body humper....
sayin i hope yall are havin a good weekend....my ass if bout to go pick up Ry RY and we're goin ricthie bitch huntin ! WOO WOO....im out like whut.....BaBy WhuT?!?!?
Radcliff,Kentucky 4/7/2k1
The World Famous D3dBdyM4n Rant Here we got it's been a long ass time since I've done this on the site but since there's not much going on I'm gonna rant. Ok Like what's the hole meaning of a hound dogg? Ok to me it is a person who hangs on another persons balls for one reason or another weather they be a rock star or just the leader of the pack. It's also known as a groupie or lacky. Now I've noticed since I'm on aol that I go to the AOL Insane Clown Posse Chat. Well since J is on Aol now people are all over his nizzoes and shit it's fucking wack. I mean he don't wanna be asked a million questions like "What's the sixth jokers card gonna be" or "when are you coming to my town to throw down some Lyrics". He just wants to get onto a chat room and talk to us period like Hang with us but people dont' seem to realize that and they fucking constantly hound him whereever he goes. Now I don't hound I just talk !
about butt fucking women and flushing faces down toilets and what not. I'm pretty sure he'd like to do the same so keep the hounding at a minimum and let the guy fucking talk about something or another even if it's about his butt itching go with the flow. Another thing that has been kinda wigging me out is the fact that Alot of ninjas hate on Vanilla Ice. Now I've been down with Rob Van Winkle since like I was in the 5th grade. (A LOOOOONG TIME AGO). When he fell off the map I was still with him. Never once have I made fun of him. People say he sold out to Suge Knight. I look at it as this. YOu get a 350lbs man holding you 15 stories out a fucking window and finna drop you. I'd like to see how you react to that on real. Honestly I think V*Ice sounds alot better doing Alternative music then anything else. I mean his raps were good and he's one of the more solid white rappers there is. When he got hated on yah it's true he hated back. I'd do the same in his position. But when he!
fell of the map I was like damn this sux. His first Alternative Album Hard 2 Swallow was quite quite fucking dope. I mean come on he did a remix of Ice Ice Baby on there in alternative. It was dope. On my own album Reviews I'd give it a solid 9 because well it's pretty dope. Now I'm waiting for SCars. The Man is full of rage and hate plus there is a rumored Eminem Diss on there that he did to hit Eminem back. Now in a fist fight Rob would kick Slims ass. In a Lyrical Battle I saw them mafakas who did "Pop Goes the weasel" on MTV and they were still dissing him. So they did an interview with V*Ice and he busted a freestyle back on them that was mad fresh. So take a look at the new Vanilla Ice Album Scars and hit that shit up as soon as it comes out. I'm sure the juggalos will have another cool ass person to add onto Psychopathics Friends list. Incest?
sexums. HAHA! Anywho enough with me draggin on her titties. I'm Out until next time I get some news or feel like ranting about some shit This is D3dBdyM4n saying "If you can't fuck her... Go for her younger sister!" MCL-D3dBdyM4n
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Combined Locks B/B show in WI: I received this email from someone tellin me that the venue is 21 one and over only!.... which is really fukin wack!! a big fuck you to that venue!!!! check the email........ S.F. California
because I like too eat mcnuggets Naw, not really, shit, I need to get laid.Did I just type
that? Its all good no one saw. Anywho, alright im chillin all alone in my lil
gehtto pad, when all of a sudden, I started to think. Of courseI got all
freaked out cause this doesn’t usually happen, but today it did. My 2-celled
brain attempted to work. So I took advantage of this moment andstarted to
think bout some issues that seem to travel in and out of me and my fellow
juggalette and juggalos minds now and then. Like wassup with kottonmouth
kings lately- the twiztid tour,eminem concert, only ½ the crew smokes? Whats
the latest with Vanilla Ice and his comeback? What the fuck is goin on when
all these trendy ass lil t-shirt and music stores put eminem shit RITE next
to icp shit?- and yes that means I went into them, make fun of me and die. :)
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Radcliff,Kentucky 4/4/2k1Happy 6
Month What the fuck is up Yes it's been 6 months to this day that I
was approved to update on Milenko500.com. Man I fucking love this site.
ANyways. Nothings really happening but I'm still working on the Juggalo
Promotions page (located Here) keep going
and sending me shit and I'll hook u up. 
04/04/01 Questions?
04-04-2001 Los Angales California
pledge allegiance to that Dark Carnival Flag....haha...whuts
juggalin muthafackos....jes poppin
on here to drop a lil note to all mah west coast ninjaz about the "We Gives
No Fuck" video shoot. I've been
getting alot of emails and messages on the hotline about it. Basically
Psychopathic is known for taking on too
many tasks at one time....fact is...they work non stop to try and come up
with fresh new shit for
all the juggalos out there. So my speculation is that they've postponed the
shooting of the video for now.
There have been several rumors going around the net about it being a April
Fools Day joke and that
the shoot location had been revealed as being somewhere in hollywood..well
as far as i know these rumors
are false like bitch ass Eminems teeth...so for now...jes know...the video
shoot hasnt happend yet and
as soon as i get any new info i'll be back on here to drop the 411 so all
us west coast juggalos can represent
up in that bitch. WE GIVES NO FUCK!! Woo Woo....much clown love serial
killaz....im out like whut..
BaBy Whut!??
S.F. California moTher-fuCkin BiTch frOm kiLLa Kali thEy caLL thA kiLLa
KlowneTTe 420! WhassUp to ALL yOu juGGaLos anD juggAleTTes baBy! WaNNa taKe a sEc
of Ur TimE to giVe yoU thA LowDowN on mY unDergRound exIstEnce. I wAs boRn in ThA
homEstaTe of the FutuRe hoMe of thA gaTheRinG-ohIo ya'LL! REaLized @ The RiPe Age
of twO thAt wiThouT the gaTHeriNg thEre, oHio waSN't caLLin my Name, So I PackEd
mY nInJa BarBiE & bouNced oFF to noRtherN caLi. Been here for the past 19 years,
which for all you who skipped outta school by the 2nd grade means im about 21! Woowoo!
Its about time! rantsRadcliff,Kentucky 4/3/2k1Juggalo Promotion Page Opens!! That's right Juggalos The Juggalo Promotions page is now opened to show off yer band and it's website, if yer a wrestler get hooked up with props from the site, If your a single Juggalo Get your pic and bio on the site. If you're a Juggalette you can put your titties up on it to! I gives no Fucks!!! JUST DO IT!april, 3rd, 2001 milwaukee, wi
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Sup Juggalos!D3dBdyM4n here on M500 hitting u all up with some info. Well after last night wrestlemania it was awesome. Too bad to those who missed it cuz I was doing the commentary in the chat. It was awesome and alot of juggalos had fun. Jericho beat Steven Regal, Shane beat Vince Mcmahon, Guerrero beat test for the European title, Chyna beat Ivory for the Womens belt. Tazz and the APA beat out RTC. Undertaker beat HHH, Juggalos favorite Wrestler The Iron Sheik beat out 16 other people in the Gimmik battle royal. The TLCII match was won by Edge and Christian, and Stone Cold turned Heal and beat The Rock with the help of Vince McMahon. It was a great show. As well Juggalos I have completed some of the final phazes of the Juggalo Promotions page. I'm promoting Juggalo Rap bands, Juggalo Rock bands, Juggalo Wrestlers, Juggalos who need juggalettes, and Juggalette titties. If you have any questions follow the Directions on the page. I'll add sh!
it here and there it needs more Graphics BUT it's tight. I wanna give shouts out to Cemetaryboy17@aol.com, Clown E Love, SoftcoreMike, Jugalinko, Headcase, MommaCase, and my one love Kristen. Until then I'm out like Mommacases fucking anal Cherry BOOO YAH!!!!! SPAH SPAH!! MCL-D3dBdyM4n.
4-02-2001 Los Angales California
....this ya deadbody lovin homie Clown
E...dead fuckin tired
from one hell of a weekend. Which kicked of friday night going to a
kickback party at my homie
Bugleys pad. Me and my homie Jesse pull up to this nazi compound lookin
place where Bugley
lives and we get hassled by the front gate security...4 overweight
rent-a-cops sittin around not doing
shit but stuffin their faces somehow cant get ahold of Bugley on the phone
to confirm that we were going to
see him. Not one of them even thought to maybe roll their fat ass over
there to ask him personally. So
we had to chill there for like 45 min...which was bullmuhfuckin
shit....finally it dawned on us to jes hop
the fence on the other side of the compound....i drove my car around tha
back and Jesse attempted
to somehow smoothly hop the fence...well lets jes say he got over...but it
wasnt pretty and he now
talks with a high picthed voice. Then i get a call on my celly and they're
waitin for me at the front gate
so turns out i didnt have to hop the fence and look like a goofball. So the
party was cool and whut not..got home around
4:30am...slept till about 2pm... then people feel the need to start callin
me and ask me whut im doing.
So saturday night we were all going to a b-day party for mah homegirl Julie
from O.C. Happy B-day Julie!! Woo Woo
So we all jes kicked it at her pad and jes chilled and had fun. After about
one imported prototype beer
it appeared to me that mah homie Oscars afro was growing larger by the
second....needless to say i dont
think i'll ever drink that kinda beer again. So that night i got home
around 6am.
03/31/01 S.L.O. California Shop Juggalo Hoopty's
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rantsRadcliff,Kentucky 3/31/2k1
Sup Jugglas, Well after some more devastating news on us I'm back. I'd like to thank everyone who comes to this site cuz you ninjas are the shit and we love you ninjas to death. You guys are the Hardcore Milenko500 fans and you guys are the reason that I update every single time I can. Honestly, I think we got assed out as usual. But we'll be alright. One day we'll show everyone at Psy just cuz we had a small incident a few years back doesn't mean that that's gonna stop us from being #1. Check out our tabs. We've got the ICPt50, We're linked up to soo many sites. We express clown luv to every juggalo out there who doesn't hate on us. We don't hate on many ninjas at all. I'm sure each juggalo out there who has ever e-mailed me headcase, jugalinko or softcore has gotten a reply of some sort. We strive each and every day with countless hours on the site, store, and chat. I myself have taken a few weekends just to fix the juggalopromotions page. My HTML isn't all that good but I"m!
still workign on it and it keeps getting more and more fresh each and everytime I do it. Ninjas We got mad clown luv for u juggalos out there who come to this site and represent. OUr site isn't just a store. That's the minor part of the site. This is a JUGGALO site. as in Made for juggalos. Our site is the most interactive site on the planet. We chat with you ninjas everyday in the chatroom. Give you all extra special props that no other site does. We don't hold ourselves on a high pedistal hell at the gathering all you mafakas are invited to my hotel room for fucking Vodka and Orange Juice. I don't give a fuck for real. I love everyone of you juggalos. THe news I got today was a little depressing but I'll be aiight about it. Anyways onto some good news. THIS SUNDAY at 7:00 p.m. Our Chat room will be hosting Wrestlemania X-7. That's right if you can't get the fucking program yours truly will be guest commentating the matches like I did last pay per view so get ya'll juggalo !
asses in there as I tell ya'll what happens and give you some insite on wrestling and such. Also I have a present for shithead homie nuts. I found some interesting pics of headcases mom running around on my computer she sent me of her in her famous porn "Runnin With Sticks" It's pretty good I'll give u two free scene shots here. So peep that shit out cuz you'll love it. Until then I'm out like Headcases mommas blown out neden MCL-D3dBdyM4n
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homies. On a brighter note and on a
more Thanx tip. Here are some e-mails and comments sent in from juggalos to the Hotline E-mail adress.
Hotline@milenko500.com. Thanx for your replys im still sorten through all this. Peace for juggalos buy ......juggalos.03/29/01 S.L.O. California Shop
3-28-2001 Los Angales California
muthafackos!?!? Check out tha old skool pic of me sportin clown make up. I decided to
use this one cuz in the other one i look hella pissed..anyway...well "Juggalettes Week" started on tha
hotline last night with a fresh ass update by Dead Babe from Grand Rapids Michigan.. so call tha
Psycho Juggalos hotline (310)842-5005 and peep out her fresh update...or download tha audio on our page later
today after i upload it. Tonite another juggalette is gonna be skoolin it like whut so check back on tha hotline.
Aight now onto a serious matter....Once again Milenko500 got tha bone on being invited to represent
at the Gathering of the Juggalos....last thing i wanna do is bitch and complain but i do jes wanna
express my opinion cuz i know we're gonna get madd emails about this...my homie and close
friend Jugalinko owns Milenko500. He's made it what it is now w/o anyone elses help. No one i know
works harder than he does on his site to make it tha freshest and most ill shit out there. Last year
tha Seeds of Lotus were formed and M500 was not included...rumor was that it was because M500
used to bootleg cds. Well that was a good reason i guess...but tha fact was that drama had been
squashed for quite a while. So whatever...no big deal....maybe next year....now it seems we're gettin
the bone again....no reason given this time. Check out tha facts juggalos....M500 is #1 on the icp
websites top 50 sites...the M500 online store is boomin like whut so much so Psychopathic couldnt
help but give a big Woo Woo for doing the business that we do. I don't hate juggaloz....i dont bitch
either.....but i feel bad for mah fuckin ninja Jug....i could give a fuck if ninjaz think im jes on here
whining like a lil bitch....but i wanted to come up on here and express my personal opinion on this
shit. I'd like to get your opinions too juggaloz...email me and let me know whut u think at hotline@milenko500.com.
That Gathering is gonna be tha shit....i will definately be there....sportin my Milenko500 gear like whut
and madd clown love to all juggaloz.... I aint goin to hate on anyone cuz thats jes dumb....Madd fuckin
props to mah homiez here on M500, SoftcoreMike, Headcase, D3dbdym4n, Serial Killa Scott and
of course Jugalinko Ya Bootleg Homie .....im out.....BaBY Whut?!?!
march, 29th 2001
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Sup Juggalos D3dBdyM4n back in the haugh. After an Awesome ass weekend with my girl I'm back. A little tired for reasons I won't mention but it's all good. Anyways. Wrestling ninjas if you have been living under a shell most of the week then u should know that the World Wrestling Federation Last week bought out World Championship Wrestling and Extreme Championship Wrestling. Now as you don't know this means interfederation wrestling. AKA Goldberg Vs Austin, Rock vs Flair, Shit like that. Now as the story lines go Vince McMahon on Monday was pretty much gloating about how he's the king of wrestling. How he bought out WCW. Well THe story line goes Vince is fighting Shane (His son) and like his son went around his back and bought out WCW instead. SO this means war pretty much between the WCW and WWF. Alot of the fans are down with this cuz we all wanna see what the WWF creative team headed by Paul Heyman (Paul E. Dangerous)can do. Which will mean more hardcore matches. Now my who!
le opinion on the event is that I think it's awesome that WWF finally bought out WCW. I mean look at all the story lines they can come up with as well as all the cruiser weight division that WWF has been soo shallow on. As well as see an invasion between WCW to WWF Televison and Vice Versa. Also Kevin Nash hasn't made a decision on weather or not he can sit his 14 month contract out or if he wants to wrestle under Vinny Mack again. As well expect Sting to be back in the house as well. Now for Juggalos who wrestle, According to some rumors and speculation Vince Mcmahon is tryig to get in contact with Vampiro. He's pretty interested in Vampiro's wrestlign ability and how he would make a great wrestler for the program. Honestly I think wrestling is gonna be ULTRA dope now. Well I'm out for now. Remember to check out our Juggalopromotions page and also our Store
3-28-2001 Los Angales California
juggalin ninjaz?!? I really have nothing to say except one thing.....Juggalettes Week
starts tonight on the Psycho Juggalos Hotline...oh yea and one more thing....big ups to
the following ninjaz who are down with tha clown 4 Life.... Bill Clinton, Alf, Mr. Rogers, That
guy who says LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!, Sonny Bono R.I.P ( died skiing while peepin out
a fat tittied bitch instead of where he was going) , Jerry Springer, The Pope, Superman aka Clark Kent,
Mr. T, tha slutty blonde girl from LiL House on the Prairie, Pikachu, tha thug who didnt car jack me
cuz he saw my joker card stickers on mah back window, mah homie Fear, Shaquille O'neal,
Michael Myers, Dr, Evil, Al Gore, KITT from Knightrider and last but not least.... tha downest
ninja i know.....Dakuan from Ninja Scroll....aight im out......BABY WHuT?!?!
03/28/01 Oceano California Feeling Randy Ladies?
this yesturday me an sean are chillen
at the office takein care of business when Dilly5000, ( he shares our office) show's
up with a tiny ass puppy he juss bought, some kind of terrier mix but it was cute as
all to be damn'd, so after it got done pissen an shiten around the office we had some
noon tyme drinkin done, so we taped some paper an string to it's tail an watch'd it flail
an flip an whatnot, so after laffin our asses off at this simple shit we figure'd that a
puppies only good for 2 things, shittin, an pullin bitches an since he already shit on
seans lap, we had to go where the bitches were an that's downtown. so after flippin coins
to see who goes fisrt ( sean being married was left to spectate) i came up heads so BOOYA
a puppy is instant game, without saying a damn thing an juss postin wear the girls where
i was surrounded by hoess sceamin "aww how cute" " can i pet him" how sweet" an "hi my
name is..." so after some game an a few lies ( like that i was a fireman, or that i care'd
about what they had to say, or that i'm sterile an have a 12 penis, you know typical BS
juss to get laid) i was gettin madd play, it was off the hook i got 3 phone #s in less
than an hour, take my word for it a puppy works better than ruffies and a hammer. so
after seein all this, dilly demand'd his turn an tried a more direct aproch, he walk'd
right upto girls an juss said " look at my puppy!" an that's all it took, he was
reelinin um in too, shit he got us invited to a sorority spring break party that night,
so after showers an changeing of the clothes an a few splashes of my favorite colonge
"bitch come runnin" we headed out to the patry, with the dowg cuz somtymes juss a lil
somthin extra can make the panties disapear, so we show up it, IT"S GOIN OFF, they had
an empty keg strech'd out with bungee cords an the hoes where riding it like a mechanical
bull, beerbongs where being pounded left an right an i hadn't seen this much bearded clam
since i was on a comercial fishing boat, so after a few queer beers
( zima's an wine koolers) i ask'd this cute lil asian girl if there was anything else to drink an her eyes lit right up, i guess she wanted a drinkin partner im 6' 5" 300+ so i can Drink all night, so she whipped out a bottle of goldslager an i had no choice i couldn't pussy out, so we sat down on the couch an bullshit while pounding shots, an she loved the pupy so all things where gr8 after 6 shots,
better after 9 but after 11 i don't remeber anything until 4 am i woke up to the sound of dilly jackhammer fuckin some poor girl, hardcore, i look'd around and 4 other ppl are juss stareing at the roof listenin to him do irrepairable damage to this some hoes nedden an not sayin anything, so i get off off the couch an get some much needed water an check myself out, an i'm fairly undamged except i got a couple bruise's on my sholder by my neck, now that could either be a hicky's or somone tried to beat me with a bottle, either way i don't remeber, so i snuck outta there before they could figure out that i was with dilly an took off home an crash'd out, the moral or the story is none of this great tyme would have happen'd if it wasn't for the pupy, so i sugest that all juggalo's go out an get one an start fuckin ASAP, ok i'm out MCL
P.S. My dad owned a Resturant for 20 years Called Don Edwardos. Fine Mexican Food Resturant. I was dubbed the Don cause I was the cook
there growing up and every one called me Don! My Dad sold it bout 4 years ago but its still there. In fact Jugalinko Used to work there when he was in 7th grade till 9th grade with me hittin "Whip Its" n Jackin the Beer N wine Bar there. Its Still on 2nd street Baywood Califorina. The Don baby what!
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Wussup juggalos D3dBdyM4n in the haugh again. Man I got so fucking drunk last night I have no clue what the fuck I was doing. It was crazy. Well juggalettes break out your fucking tissues and start looking for someone else to hound dogg cuz D3dBdyM4n is taken. That's right Milenko500's most eligible bachelor is now Headcase cuz I've got my juggalette. I've got a date in about 4 hours so I'll let you all in on what happened. NO I Don't Fuck on the first date either that's like bad impression. Especially the impression left on the neden hole when I'm finished. ANywho. Today is also the Comic Book COnvention in Louisville Kentucky. D3dBdyM4n isn't going but Trish and Rob from Clifftown are. I'm sorry to sell out a convention BUT I haven't had a date in over 6 months so u damned right I'm going. Also Those of you who know me know I wear a crazy ass button up shirt with fucked up designs all over it and an A-Shirt (Wifebeater) Well I had this really really weird idea... HOw about a!
polyester button up shirt that has the Psychopathic Hatchetman on it?!
That would be dope. Anyways Last night we had a part I got mad drunk and
fucking passed out a few hours later. We now added a new Clifftown Klown
which makes us 13 Strong mother fucker. That's right we're a fuckign Army!
Congratulations Chris and remember don't be violent don't bite it!. ANyways
I'm off this bitch to go get my pimpalistic styles on.
Im out like like Headcase after a Crack Hit. MCL-D3dBdyM4n
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Jerseys Instock, click Here to See it.
Also added is the White And Black FreekShow Jerseys, and Old School Psychopathic Red n Black HOckey. But on the
ultra Fresh tip added also was the Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope Figures. Woo Woooo there ill as fuck and a must have Just like the Big Money Hustla DVD! Murder Dog and the Space Poster
were Put back up and the Red Psychopathic Hats you have been Requesting are Back In Stock!
Lil Poot Sent in this Secret Backwards message from the
Freek Show Cd.march, 22nd 2001
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3-22-2001
Juggalettes...do you find it hard to get any recognition for being down with tha clown? Do u find getting attention means
posing nude with farm animals like on animalhardcore.com....not that i would know anything about that......anyway...
well juggalettes..if ur out there....im giving u a chance to be heard ....but im looking for down ass juggalettes who arent
shy like those cock teasing high school girls i pass by everyday....sure they giggle and smile when i drive by but as
soon as i stop the car and expose myself they run away?!? Anywayz...if ur a juggalette...and ur down with tha clown
and u have guts...i wanna put you on the Psycho Juggalos Hotline....heres the catch though...u gotta be able to TALK
if juggalos wanted to hear someone breathe heavily they would just call the SoftcoreMike hotline.....If you
wanna get recognized by juggalos nation wide...hit me up either on the hotline or via email at hotline@milenko500.com
The juggalette that most appeals to me as being someone who can skool it like whut will get to say and
do whatever she wants on the hotline....even update by herself if shes gusty enough.....last time i had a juggalette on the
hotline hundreds of horny juggalos left her madd messages giving her madd props so be ready to be hounded like Chris Rock
at a KKK Gathering. Aight thats all i gotta say 4 now......one more thing....big ups to past guests of the Psycho Juggalos
hotline which include....Choko, Vampiro, Blaze, Double A, Anybody KiLLa, Violent J....and the muthafuckin Rudeboy!!......im out......BABY WHUT?!?!
03/22/01 . Enter the Storerants3/22/2k1
After many hours of masturbating over porno and finger banging antellope assholes D3dBdyM4n is here to return! Well I'm back to give u all an update. Check out our chat. Yes I know it's been having mad problems BUT it's all fixed now. Thanks to the lovely crafty ability of James our servers admin. Anywho Sad News Juggalos one of our own froM Cleveland has been hurt. She was in a car accident during St. Patty's day at a parade. She was sporting her wicked clown Green and black makeup. Well unfortunate enogh she was hurt but she's alright but the real bad thing is was she was pregnant and the stupid cops attended this richie bitch boy before the attended this juggalette. Clown love and get better goes out to you. If you wish to e-mail her
Click Here. The Baby is ok. She's just on bed rest for a while ninjas. E-mail her and make her feel better. As well Check out this Tite Site. http://www.worldwidejuggalos.com And don't forget GO TO THE CHAT OUR STORE AND THE PSYCHOJUGGALOS HOTLINE!As well I'm redoing the Juggalo Promotions page. When it's done peep it out. MCL-D3dBdyM4n03/21/01 . Enter the Store
03/21/01 Feeling Randy? boss called me up at like 11:30 PM from harry's (a local bar) drunk off his ass askin me if i can pick him up, so when i get there he's hittin on a couple older women, (like late 30's) but one of um named janice was kinda hot for a mom type she look'd familer but i didn't know from where, so i go over an bulshit with um for awhile an there all tore back. so i danced with janice for a couple songs an she's all over me, ( she woulda bin all over anyone who would talk to her she was trollin for cock) and offer to give um all rides home, so i drop off my boss an the girl he was kickin it to, an we get to the her house an i'm invited in, an we have a drink an get to makein out, an after pullin on some tittes an playin diddle puss for a lil while she had to use the bathroom so i get up to look in at the pics on her wall an i see what look'd like my highskool football team, so i take a closer look an i'm in the pic, an now i'm a lil freak'd out, so i ask her " which one is your son" so she pointed him out an ask's why do you ask? so i said cuz that's me right here, an point to my pic, so her jaw juss dropped an i'm thinkin damn i juss hook'd up with curtises mom ( i knew i remeber'd her from somewhere) needless to say the mood was lost, so i juss bail'd, sorry curtis, i didn't mean to hook up with your mom, but this makes 3 of your friends now huh, your mom's a whore. ok i'm out MCL
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march, 21st 2001
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3-20-2001on school daze and going to school...yea well neither do i......Sup juggalos
its Clown E again letting you know im workin some overtime over here cuz
Jugalinko says if i wanna see my kid on his day off from the m500 sweat shop
that i have to do more updates on the hotline section....soooooo Peep out
tha latest update on the Psycho Juggalos Page....on this update i have a
homie of mine from RealJuggalos.com guest host with me...and that would
be my homie Delusional. Theres some fresh news that we go over like a
secret surprise for juggalos who attend the Gathering this year so peep it
out. Ok im done.....dont worry LiL' Humberto...daddy's gonna see u soon!
3-19-2001
some good old wholesome quality programinig.
The kind you and your family can enjoy.
Whuts more entertaining than seeing half naked chicks getting slashed by a
ninja wearing a hockey mask?!?! Whut
should i watch instead....Ally McBeal?? Anywayz...sorry went off on a
tangent there....West Coast juggalos...i know
i been talking about it alot...and havent come through yet...but soon i'll
be droppin the info on the Insane Clown Posse
video shoot for "We Gives No Fuck" here in Los Angeles. The Bizzar Bizaar
tour is officially on break right now so ICP
can concentrate on previous and future projects before they head out
abroad..thats right over seas to Europe and Australia
to continue their World Tour. Check out tha latest Psycho Juggalos update
on our page for some fresh flava. Be sure
to check out tha Milenko500 store....tons and tons of fresh merch and i
mean that literally as fresh as Britney Spears'
panties on my bedroom floor.......Jugalinkos got tha madd hook up on the
latest Twiztid Merch which includes the Twiztid
Freek Show tour merch and the Twiztid Charm....all kinds of O.G. "Juggalo"
brand gear like hoodies and even "Juggalette"
Baby T's...so make sure u hit up the M500 store. One last thing before i
get back to watchin porn...lemme give some
shout outs...cuz i always give them on the hotline but i never do
here....WHUTS UP to.......Bugley and Michelle, Melody,
Jeanette, Fear, Raquel (Rocky), Glen, Violent Helm, Krazi Wicked, Boogie,
Sydeshow, Mike Payne, South Gate Jugglos,
and of course the fuckin Cheech to my Chong Ry Ry 2 Slow!! im out.....BABY
WHUT!?!!?
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Sup Juggalos!! This is everyone favorite D3dBdyM4n here to hit u all
up with some freshness as usual. Next Week is the Comic Book Convention
in Louisville Kentucky I'll be there to buy some shit cuz well I need to
catch up on my stash from being unemployed and shit. It's mega fresh.
Jumpsteady and Rudeboy will be there hooking ninjas up with merchandise
and shit. So be prepared to buy. Also in other news My homie Sabreguy
aka Mike is wanting to film a porno if not even a documentary on nakid
juggalettes at the gathering. He's pretty prepared and he wants me to
have any juggalette of legal age to e-mail me with pic and shit who would
be interested in being in this epic star studded boot knocking off
extravaganza. So hit me up with an e-mail. Now I've been mad busy as of late
working on the Juggalopromotions page it looks like shit cuz I suck at HTML
but I'm working on it. As well I was checking out a new site on the web owned
by a fresh ass juggalo and his juggalette and their !
crew. Peep out www.worldwidejuggalos.com Alot of the juggalos who have been there say it's fresh I thought it was fresh so check that shit out! As well Milenko500.com Chat is trying to get to host Violent J and Shaggy. We are pretty much the only chat site that can cuz we can hold over 10k juggalos in 1 chat room without a problem so each juggalo would be able to peep it out. I'll get back to you though on the shit when I can. I'm not saying they WIll be but I'm saying that I threw our chats name in the hat becuase it's good wholesome Serial Killer Family Fun. Now if yer wondering where our chat is it's to the right of this update that has a button that says ICP CHAT! So peep it out and see what all the juggalos are raving about. As well if yer looking for a Red or Black Dazzle Jersey we are now the only store left with them so grab them sons of bitches up as fast as u can ninjas if not they'll be gone and you won't have one!
! MCL-D3dBdyM4n 3.18.01
Whaddup Juggalos?! My hair and goatee are dyed green. I've sang my round of Irish ballads...okay I was just singing along with the new Dropkick Murphy's album, but fuck you purists. I had my fill of corned beef, potatoes, cabbage, Guinness and the
Emerald Isle Cocktails and just wanted to wish all my Irish* brutha's up in this piece mad love. Just to let you know, my family
Is it's own miniature Ireland...half of my family is Catholic and the other half is Protestant...and
I'm the existentialist somewhere in between. But, regardless...again I hope you all had a good time.
And also, all the M-500 playa' haters can catch
My Shillelagh upside your dome and lick the Blarney stones. MCL hope you all had a happy St. Patty's
Day and stay down.
| * By which I mean "Irish brutha's" I mean all of my Irish allies: not just my Catholic brothers who celebrate St. Patty's Day but all who you who don't and are objected to it. Ya'll are loved. Unite 4 the children...mad love |
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Tales from the Lotus Pod is actualy gona come out. This cd will be avalible at the Gathering of the Juggalos 2k1. I have herd about
this cd for Years now and they keep saying there gona do it, gaining members and loosing members (esham, vamp). Well str8 from KY JELLYNUTS himself
is a Promise that it will actualy happen this time and the realese date is as Epic as the Day, Space, Rydas, and Stranglemania 2 was realesed a year ago. Undrground.
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[Info]03/15/01 Click Here To enter the StoreWhat up Gigalos n Juggalos. Here are some B/B instore pictures in NYC on 11.1.00. You can see A Lil Big Apple Flavor in these pics. 3-14-2001
Whuts juggalin ninjaz....first off i wanna give madd props to all the Ky
Whuts juggalin muthafackos!?!? Deadbody Lover here on m500 letting all you
WEST COAST juggalos
know about the Insane Clown Posse video shoot here in sunny Los Angeles
California !! Yes ICP will
be in town April 1st and 2nd with tha Rudeboy and Ry Ry 2 Slow and of
course u know Clown E's gonna be there representin
along with the rest of us west coast juggalos. The location and name of the
video have not been released
yet....but will shortly..make sure you check back here to get tha scoop or
call tha Psycho Juggalos Hotline
cuz i'll be sure to drop tha info on there as well. Email me if your
interested in being in the video. One thing
though...anyone who wants to be in tha video...you gotta show up sportin
ICP make up...either J or Shaggs
Cuz if u show up naked faced u wont be in tha video. You'll be on the
corner trying to buy some make up
from the drunk whino sellin shit he stole from Walgreens. Anyway...thats it
4 now.....MCL to all the serial
killaz out there.....im out like whut, BaBy WhuT?!?
rants3/14/2k1 Wussup ninjas. D3dBdyM4n in the haugh. Here to hit you up with some news and some freshness. Well As we all know the Ryda Hatin' Pigs in Shepardsville have done the juggalos wrong. Well I got some news from my dad about what's going on there. See the police are trying to cover their asses by saying one thing then another. NOW here's the dealio. They have made allegations on 3 of the 5 stage security guards on charges of Inciting a Riot and Wanton Endangerment for releasing pepper spray upon a confused crowd of juggalos for no reason. It was a Security guard who maced me and the front row cuz I saw him pull that shit out. Pretty fucked up huh? Now for other news I'm gonna try to get a flyer from Willie "RedRum" Bates of EMC4k. He's the little brother of a co-worker. They are releasing a tape of done over beats soon so hopefully I'll get to hear that shit. I'll have their flyer and shit. When you g!
onna get a good start might as well steal someone elses beats. They did a remix of MurderMurderMurder and I'm alright on this tape is what he told me so I'm gonna find something out on it. Well I'm out like Headcases Momma in a bar full of horny blind men.-MCL D3dBdyM4n 03/13/01 Click Here To enter the Storemarch, 13th 2001
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READ THIS:I wanna give a shot out to the best fukin band outta wisconsinNEW SOCIETY OF ANARCHISTS harcore/punk band...... if you like "sick of it all" "blood for blood" or any other band in the hardcore/punk genre you'll fukin love there sound.
....... Ive gotten silly fukin drunk plenty of times with these guys...... after ten years of bustin there ass in the music business and in the shitty, filthy, bullshit corupted world known as the "underground" music scene...... just recently they got the attention of Billy Milano from the band S.O.D (storm troopers of death) and he just finished producing there album. I want yall to do me a favor and just check out there website and download some mpthrees and let them know what ya think..... click here for there mp3 page and click here for there offical website...... the pic is N.S.A w/billy milanorants 3/12/2k1
WHat up juggalos THis be Ya'lls favorite D3dBdyM4n FUlly healed and
ready to rumble for the next ICP event mutha fackos. I'm gonna do an update
on my rants page about a few things that are really fucking bugging me. If
ya'll would be graceful enough to check that shit out I'd be very fucking
happy!
I got some news today from my boy Jack Homocide about JCW Volume 3 being
already on the making. As well the new Video ICP is doing is We Gives No
Fucks. Also Check Http://www.foxrocks.com for the exclusive ICP interview with Violent J as well as some comments
by people in that concert. More news on the Blaze Cd. It will be out during
the Stoned Cemetary tour. To be exact on the day it starts it will be
available so peep that shit out. 3.11.01
03/11/01Baby what!, Ok its like this, yesturday,
i was chillen at the beach bulshitin with the lil vally girls an waitin till work started ( i'm a cook at a restaurant by the beach) when i noticed a crew of 6 kids ( like 15 or 16 years old)
they all had frosted hair, peirceings, basicly a lil posse on eminem wannabe's. but i see fools like that every day
so i didn't give um a second look until they walk'd past my car. they stop's an started talk laffin at my ICP stickers an talk shit to eachother
. that was bad enuff but they started writein shit with there fingers in my dusty back window. ok i aingt havein that so i step to um all pissed an say " get your DICK fingers off my car" so they juss say whatever an start walkin away.
But i'n still pissed so as they walk'd away i said "yea keep steppin you lil bitches" one fool got sum balls an said" WHAT? fuck you" an they started walkin back so i juss got a smile on my face
cuz i know NON of these marks have ever thrown down so i balled my fists up, an tell um " i hope you packed a lucnh cuz i'm gonna beat your ass ALL FUCKIN DAY" an start walkin at him. right then
they all pussed out an one of ums like " dud whats your problem we're leavein" so they steppd of walkin backwards an shit tryin to act tuff but basicly actin like the fag slim shady fans that they are.
so i moved my car juss to be safe an headed into work, an about 20 minuted latet the same fools came in with the parents to eat, i guess they didn't know i work'd there.
so after tellin the waiter an askin what they order'd i gotta say this mark got a burger full of pubes and a drink full of
visine (Visine gives you shits in doese larger than an oz). After that I felt alot better about myself. In fact i was feeling so good
i walked out of the kitchen to there table and said "I hope you all enjoyed your diner" and laughed. They were trippin, and im sure shittin later, Probobly poopin out
there intestins. I should have broke there legs at the shin but i got mine on the DL.
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War Hmm.... What is it good for absolutely everything.... Juggalos, Juggalettes, Ninjas, Ninjettes. I sit upon the threshhold of something that has really pissed me the fuck off. This speach is being made to declare war on several topics.
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Attention LA Juggalos march, 8th 2001
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juggalos who went to last nights show...which
includes our own D3adBdym4n (read his update below). You ninjaz dont know how fuckin pissed i was
when i found out whut had happend.
Granted i dont know tha whole story...but knowing how cops are....i can
pretty much safely say that they're excuse
will be that they were jes doing they're job. Where in the police code of
conduct does it say "beat 14 year old kids
senseless"?!?! I can understand if tha show needed to be cancelled...for
whutever reason.....i can ALSO understand
that juggalos might have been reluctant to leave the venue...i mean we all
know juggalos dont take shit from anyone
so yea maybe they needed to be persuasive....but no one should have
been...HIT....BEAT DOWN....or ARRESTED.
Jesus Christ they've been waiting for an ICP concert and finally they get
one and its cancelled and the local law
enforcement felt the need to provoke them further?? Thats some straight
bullshit. If the police would've allowed it
im sure someone...maybe even my cousin Ry Ry would have been able to subdue
the crowd by announcing that
tha concert would have to be cancelled and that they would be compensated.
Its not unlikely that they will reschedule
but whut good is that gonna do when obviously tha powers that be in that
town dont want Psychopathic in their city.
All this is jes my outlook on it.....take from it whut u want....if u have
a view on this feel free to hit me up on our hotline
email at hotline@milenko500.com. Again i wanna give props to Ky juggalos
and i hope that everyone who got tha
fuckin beat down recovers quickly. Much clown love ninjaz! Peace.
rants What is up juggalos. D3dBdyM4n Back from the Riot. Yes it's true. It's not a juggalo riot but an act of Police brutality on fans. We came there expectiing a damned good show. It was in fact that when Mars hit the stage. Marz Tore that mother fucker apart. The juggalos were hyped for ICP. Then all of a sudden we hear.We need u all to leave. U guys need to get out there is a P.A. problem we will do something with the tickets. Well the juggalos weren't moving. We were like WTF?! Well we stayed for like 5 minutes and then the next thing I know I'm up on the front and a Security Guard let loose some Pepper Spray. I was hit. I tried to get it outta my eyes. I look up again and BOOM hit by another full blast of Pepper Spra!
y. I dropped to my knees and was trying to get the shit outta my eyes. I get carried out and I hear violence and look up and cops are just beating people. It was bullshit. I asked for an EMT 3 times and was denied it. My sister helped me walk back to the car and then Punisher asked the fucking Cheif for an EMT and the bastard just turned around and laughed and walked off. We think he was behind this. I got home washed the shit from my eyes. Called the local news station and got an interview on the police brutality. It was mad bullshit. Juggalos united and stood for what they believed in and got beat down. I'm not saying it's cool to riot or anything cuz I was there. I was in it. Juggalos I am gonna send Jugalinko a video of the riot after the concert. It's all bullshit Juggalos so don't believe the hype them bastards are saying. Until then I'm out like my fucking eyeballs to some Pepper Spray. MCL-D3dBdyM4n.march, 7th 2001
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Gathering 2001 03/06/01a full day of shipping yeasturday i'm gettin tired of of bein stuck inside, the hippies in the next office where feelin the same way so when the rain let up at about 4 they ask'd me if i wanted to go shroom huntin, now the idea of being stuck in a volkswagon buss full of hippies bumpin phish or greatful dead doesn't sound like alotta fun but free shrooms sounds great so i say fuck it, it's an adventure we take off, now i've never bin shroom huntin before so i was expectin us to take off to the the woods an shit but we juss went 5 minutes off the highway to some farm feild. we all piled outta the mystery machine and they juss started lookin, i don't know what i'm lookin for but i guess they kneww, there runnin around kickin over piles of cow shit an i'm like fuck that i'm wearin new shoes. so after 15 or 20 min they got a pile of theses lil black shit cover'd mushrooms an they don't wash um, or even wipe off there hands, they juss start grubin um. well there's no way i'm gonna eat this filth so i juss pocket mine an watch everybody tripp out. so after an hour these hippies are outta control, the bald one ( foreget his name) was tryin to tell me how deep the great space coaster really was, and that fraggle rock is based on a true story, then tony saw a cow a, flipped out an started yellin "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT DOG" over an over again. so after another 20 min of this crap it's gettin misty an these guys aren't showin any sign wantin to leave so i walk start walkin the 2 miles back to the buss stop an it's rainin hard, and an i'm pissed soaked an screw'd, a bad combo becuz i know i gotta walk all the way to the buss stop cuz aight nobody pickin up a big soakin wet mexican hitch hikin. so halfway to the buss i say screw it, this can't get any worse so i rinse off the shrooms i had in my pocket in a puddle an eat juss a few to keep me warm, and after a lilbit i don't feel so bad, so i ate a few more, an finnally make it to the buss stop witch after jus a few minutes pick'd me up, so i get on, take a seat an look at who else is on, 2 old ladies, some lame punk rock wannabe, a homless rasta, an some dude wearin a helmut an rockin back an forth, an there all starin at me ( or at least i thought they where) so i sayreal load, "WHAT, ARE YOU ALL PRACTICEIN FOR A STAREIN CONTEST?!" this makes everyone look at the ground an nobody is saying a damn, so for some strange reason i juss decide to have a one man kareoke contest an start singin sleepwalker really load over an over an over again, this scares the shit outta everybody, including the retard but i juss can't stop laffin , so i get back to my car an the last thin i wana do is go home so i head over to manuels liquer still signing an get a bottle of bacardi, luckly they cater to the homless crazy cliantele so i fit right in, an head over to jugalinko's, by now it;s 8 pm an i'm commin down from trippen hard so when he see's me soakin wet with a bottle of rum and a huge smile, he juss starts laffin at me, an gives me the only clothes he has that'll fit me, some swim trunks and a ghostbusters t-shirt. so after a few drinks and ALOT of chronic i calm down an relax an throw away the rest of the shrooms i had an passed out on JUG's couch somewere around 2 am. so i want to apologize to the people on the buss and to jugalinko, who wash'd my clothes for me an gave me a blanket even though i was a psyco ass. ok well fuck hippies OK I"M OUT MCL
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Motha Fukas! Juggalos on the east and west will be able to see the Kotton Mouth Kings and Twiztid co opening for each other starting at the end of this month. Meaning one night KMK will
open and another night Twiztid will open. This tour will be off the Heazy for sheezy as kmk puts on a hell of a live show and with blaze being an opening act as well it should make this tour
so ill youll need Rehab. The Last Two nights KMK played the U.C.S.B. campus (university of Santa Barbra) and San Diego as well. But the Main show KMK is doing is there Anual KMK 420 at 420 show. This is on
april 20 starting at 4:20 with Cypress Hill opening up. Here is some Venu Info and The Line Up
The Milenko 500 has made it to the Top Ninja. Basicly its like this. At psychopathic Records there is a big
Map of the U.S. with Little Black Ninja Pins that Stick in where Ninjas are. There is 1 big ninja pin called "THE BIG BLACK NINJA" and thats pinned
on San Luis Obispo Ca where The Milenko 500 is located because we have been dubbed the BIG BLACK NINJA. I know this because
Nathan over at psychopathic records (Head of Shipping) gave me a call last monday to congratulate me and offer me the opertunity to grab the rare and exclusive to the milenko 500 merchindise he had avalible. I can only tell you
its a great honer to be the top and ill pass it on to you all with Great Prices on Great New
merchindise from the Twiztid Tour comming in next week. So much clown love goes out to yall for your support
in the milenko 500, for real, thanx.
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What the hell is up juggalos! Well my main doo doo stains are wondering WHERE THE FUCK IS PAROQUET SPRINGS CONFERENCE CENTER!. Well I finally got you mutha fackos some directions after doing some fucking searching for the shit. Pretty Buff shit too mutha fackos. I got an e-mail from a fly ass Cinci Juggalette named Danielle AKA Delilah also asking me and she caught me in the middle of it so she's got directions before u mutha fackos did. Well Here they are:
Get to I-65 inside Louisville going SOUTH. Follow I-65 SOUTH to exit 117 (SHEPARDSVILLE exit). At the end of the ramp, take a RIGHT. Go to the FIRST stoplight and take a LEFT (there will be a CHEVRON and McDONALDS on opposite corners). After you turn LEFT, you will pass a few restaurants. Before you get to the steak and BBQ resturant, you want to take a LEFT, into the PAROQUET SPRINGS CONFERENCE CENTER. Park in the parking lot. IF the parking lot is full, please park in the ACE hardware parking lot. DO NOT park in Waffle house parking lot, or anywhere else. Follow those directions or you will be definately lost. I don't know street addresses cuz I got this off some wack ass website. Remember do not park at Waffle House we dont' want any fucking beef with them cuz remember they are rednecks and they get really really really pissy. Now for the news. At the official store if you haven't heard (cuz I'm really busy now a days) They have now issued Ringmaster Old School Jerseys at 150 bonez a pop. They are fresh as fuck. Grab them while u can juggalos cuz they will sell like Headcases momma sells her Ahmish Pussy to D3formers Alcoholic Flash back having dad everynight. I'm gonna be handing out mad flyers to the juggalos at the concert I got my ticket and I'm gonna get my sister up at that bitch if I can still get a mutha fuckin ticket to the event for her punk ass. Well Anyways I'm out this Mafaka. HIT UP THE M500 CHAT. Btw Jugalinko nice superimposing your face on the XXX TOL it's fresh but u could only wish to be the doo doo stain on the front of that cover:)D3dBdyM4n es dios! Recuerde eso. Asga un tazón de fuente, algunos plátanos, y un poco de leche. Corte los plátanos para arriba, puesto les en el tazón de fuente, agregue la leche y tenga un tazón de fuente por completo de dicks como lo que! MCL-D3dBdyM4n03/02/02 
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What up juggalos! D3dBdyM4n Back in the haugh again to give u all some news straight from Twizzler.com. There will be 2 new Twiztid Items within the next few months for sale. Cryptic Collection Volume 2, and Freekshow Tour Video. That's fucking right. Thanks to DJLoke on that one. Anyways, The concert in Louisville isn't really in Louisville. It's in Shepardsville. A suburb of Louisville. Now as far as I know I've only been in shepardsville a few times and the few times I was there it was a bunch of fucking racist hicks. That's all I know but I will get u all directions to Perroquet cuz I don't even fucking know where it is. Now there's specuation that Perroquet is an outside auditorium BUT that's speculation we'll see when we get there. THe CLifftown Clownz will be in full effect as usual for and ICP/Twiztid Event in Kentucky. Anyways, I feel like crap cuz of work so I'm gonna bounce off this update like D3formers mom bounced up and down on my balls. MCL-D3dBdyM4n
02/28/02 Click Here To enter the Store02/28/01 mardi gra party in my home town of san luis, an i gotta say, i havn't seen this much ass since i went to a mule auction in tiajauna. my lil broi gave me $30 to be the sober driver for his crew an sinse most of the M500
crew is either got gonnerrea or in jail right now i went with him.
So i wasn't down town more than 5 minutes when i saw my first
set of tit's an they would have bin nice if they where about 15
years younger so she got none of my beads. so after lookin for
a drinkin spot ( there to young for the bars) we finaly found
an dope spot an they got there quick fade on poundin MD 20/20's
an burnin bowls until they got loud an roudy, an my brother being
the planner in the family, had brought along a pillow case full of
beads insureing us a steady stream of attention from drunkin collage
hoes, so as i was watchin the parade an listening to the nonstop screaming
of " SHOW ME YOUR TIT'S!!" i realize 2 things, that never again will i
be the sober driver and the girls don't like it when you throw beads
overhand an peg um in the face. so around 8:30 the pardes bin over
for awhile an the crowd ( about 35,000 PPL) are tottaly drunk an outta control, an my brother starts kickin it to this retard'd girl, seriously she look'd like corky from life goes on, i told him that be he's like "fuck it i don't care i juss want the digets, COME ON BABY I"M DOWN LIKE YOUR SYNDROME" so i tore him away from her before he could go to hell an as were walkin down by the sub ( local head shop)when mad hoes starts flashin there tit's an throwin there panties from the aparments above the shop. this was all good but we needed some pro's about this tyme so i dragged the crew upto club RA ( bikini bar) and with some slick talk a few lies and an armload of beads got them all in. so after 2 lap dances and no drinks the bartender got wise to us, started carding an they got booted an since i gotta drive um so did i. so we're on our way back to the car when some homless mafuka gets in my bro's face an say's "GIMME YOUR BEADS" my bro's juss a smaller version of me so he told him to eat a bowl of dick's so the fool grab'd him by the neck. that was the worst mistake he coulda made, my bro had his whole drunk crew with him, an me havein to stay sober made me extra pissed so we juss mob this bum an now i can say i beat the fuck outta a fuckin hobo. after that i dropped the kids off an came home an drank a few to relax, but i'll never babysit the kids again. ok i'm out MCL
febuary, 28th in memory of NORM
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so peep it out on mp3 format. Also im adding Twiztid Dickies Work Shirts to my store. I got the Twiztid Tour Merch. in stock
so be on the lookout for fresh ass TWIZTID gear. (magic ninja shirts are back)rants
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Wussup juggalos it's been a bit since I've last updated but I've been really busy and stressed out. My friend Crystal is ok Thank God. Anyways I'm back like Headcases mom in a fat kid orgy. Now as u already heard Anybody Killa is layed up in the hospitol and our homey Norm has gone through the gates of the Dark Carnival. I don't know how to express this but through anger. This shit ain't cool. I hope that the mother fuckers who did this shit rot in fucking hell. That shit pisses me the fuck off. FUCK YOU! DIE MUTHA FACKOS!. Anyways before I end up breaking this laptop in anger I want u all to know my boy Bootleg Craig (Crystals Fiance) came up to me today and was like "Hey I got news on Eminems Charges" He's a big ICP and Eminem fan he's no juggalo but he's down with the clown. Just to prove u ain't gotta like what other people like to be family hell yer little sister may like Marilyn Manson and u hate them but you love her none the less cuz she's yer sister. But anywa!
ys He told me that Eminem's sentence could be 17 Months in Jail. I hope he gets it hard in jail. Now in other news I took over the juggalopromotions page. It's down right now cuz well headcase got caught by netzero fucking with the java on it and he lost the title Juggalopromotions.com but it's still up. I'm doing some changes and different overlays and shit making it look more fresh then before. I've got a team of ninjas working on it with me even though my html is about as limp as D3formers cock in a whorehouse but I'm learning just like he's taking viagra to get that shit up. Now I've got an interesting porno today. It was my great great grandpa Running a train on some sheep and dolphin I'll get that shit posted up as soon as I can. SoftcoreMike Sent me that shit, cause he used to fuck my mom and grandma tag team style. it was mad fresh I've never seen someone bang a sheeps box out like that. And I thought being in Kentucky for me was strange but ya'll cali folk got some mafakan randy boxes. But if yer interested in getting your band on the Juggalopromot!
ions page E-mail me at my e-mail link above. Now everyones like stressing over the new Riddlebox jerseys. ICP went back to Jonco because they were tighter looking then the other jerseys. I'm still saving up money to get those shirts screened and shit but I'm also trying to get my car on the road if u smell what I'm cooking. So I'll try to have them by the Gathering. Supplies will be limited cuz my skrilla is too. This is D3d's solo project. Instead of getting the Juggalo shirt for the winner of the contest I'm gona hold I'll hook u up with one of my shirts free. I'll have them posted on my Rants website soon as well. Until then MCL and Don't let shit get u down. I'm out like D3formers moms virginity 90 years ago-D3dBdyM4nfebuary, 26th part 2
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febuary, 26th in memory of NORM
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with the 3rd Bizaar Bizzar show for me in 4 days at the Ventura Theatre in
Ventura California.
As you can see by the pics.....urs truly got a little tipsy...and decided
that
i take good pictures when im drunk. Tha night started out with myself and
Melody the SoCal Juggalette getting lost on the way to the venue.
Ok...maybe yea it was my fault since i was driving...and nevermind
that we were only 5 minutes into our trip So finally we
got on tha right freeway and were on our way. We made it there in good
time...but there was no time for face paint
so off we went naked faced to wait in line. I of course am a V.I.P ( very
insensative person) so i jes cut my way through the line
to get to tha front....well actually no i met up with mah homie and fellow
Milenko500 Don, Jugalinko and his crew and they let
us cut in line so it was all good. I wanted to sneak my camera in the venue
but i didnt wanna shove it up my ass so i palmed it underneath my pimp ass
celly and a few of the M500 / Psycho Juggalos flyers that Jug came up
with.....i got a lady patter down person and she got all flustered when she
saw i was mad sagging like eminems mommas titties...she commented on how
cute my ass was and proceeded to show
all the juggalos behind us....which i saw no need for but hey
whatever....so...off we went inside the venue where i met up with mah
fuckin homiez Spiderman and Fear aka Jesse. Also saw mah thuggish ruggish
boo Jeanette and the worlds most chattiest juggalette Raquel haha (love u
baby) anymahoo ...we all met up...felt at home with all tha ninjaz around
us...and were ready for a kick ass show. Then it happend...my homegirl
Nikki invited me to have a drink with her....i thought eh..whut the
hell...so i went to get mah drink on.....BAD IDEA
Had a shot of Goldschlager....downed it like a champ. Felt fine....so then
it was Me, Nikki, Melody and the M500 lounging around the bar like
we were homeless....met up with Missy from Big Money....shes tha
shit....and then someone notified me that mah cousin Ry Ry was working the
merch booth. So i pimp walked my way over there to say whut up. He was
hella bizzy but he did get to chat for a few. Then the 1st band took the
stage. And we took to tha bar...and downed some more drinks....i dont
remember whut i had...i jes know i was not only buying my own drinks but i
was mooching off everyone elses's as well. Thats called "Networking" for
all u non drinkin juggalos. So then the second band comes on and me, Melody
and Nikki mosey on upstairs where mah homie Fear and company are jes
loungin on a couch....straight sober..which was good cuz they had a long
drive home. By this time..i was buzzed...and thanx to Melody who bought me
a pair of hatcetman boxers...i was now sportin those on my dome like a
psychopathic muslim. We chilled up there for a while when Nikki decided we
needed more drinks...so urs truly dished out some moola for Nikki and
Melody to go downstairs to get some more drinks. 10-15 minutes has passed
and they never came back...so i picked myself up and zombie walked
downstairs looking for them...found them at tha bar and sipped both their
drinks. OK...now im reallly pretty much gone...and then ICP takes the
stage.....we find a spot and kick it there...so its me, Melody and
Nikki...i have no idea where the rest of mah homiez are .....tha show from
whut i remember was dope....took some pics and got my groove on with two
sexy juggalettes chillin in the back of the crowd rockin to ICP. Saw Ry Ry
on stage through beer goggles which if u ask me he looked alot like
Fabio....but anyway...the show ended and off we were into tha streets of
Ventura drunk and looking for after parties. After that i pretty much
remember nothing....i woke up in a hotel room and was all paranoid that was
i was gonna be late for work. No hangover...jes a little headache. But that
was a night that i'll never forget.....cuz i cant even remember half of
it...hehe
PS. Thanx to Serial Killa Scott who offered to paint my face.......weirdo.
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2/23/2k1
what up juggalos. This is D3dBdyM4n. I'm pretty fucked up now because a really really close friend of mine that I've known since we was small kids was in a horrible car accident and I don't know how she's doing. I've tried to contact her family and shit but no go. Crystal I hope yer doing well. Anywho. I'm prolly gonna do this contest at some other time. I have to get a good interview from a juggalette. That and I'm really really upset and shit. I can't wait till I get to see ICP next week. Lately I've been busy with work and I can't find time between fucking headcases ahmish mom and churning butter and work to really do anything with the site. Now as some of you may or may not know I got a letter from a good friend of mine named Jack Homocide. With all these mini-gatherings showing up and shit He gave me some info to give to all your Georgia Juggalos out there and here it is:
With all the talk of Mini-Gatherings, This South Georgia juggalo has
decided to jump in the mix. That right ninjas. Yours truly is trying to arrange a Georgia Mini Gathering. Now whut I need all the Georgia Juggalos to do is email me at dcar262723@coastalnow.net and tell me where we should
have this tight ass fuck Mini-Gathering. I was thinking of the Amusement Park at Valdosta (cant remember the name). So whatever juggalos, Lets put Georgia on the Juggalo Map and show everyone else we got just as much clown love thany anyone else. Peace." That's what Jack had to say. Another thing to be looking forward to is your Ray Day prizes which are being constructed. Noone knows what the hell they are nor do they know when they are or how they are being constructed. As always I'm out like Headcases non virgin ahmish ass. MCL-D3dBdyM4n02/23/01
the viper ( dopest roller couster at 6 flaggs) so that's saying alot. OK
first we had a 5 hour preparty where the whole crew ( me, jugalinko , sks,
wiqid carl, DJ mayfeild got tore back an dressed up, as always i was in
the moon glorious makeup, but this tyme i was all up in red an wore 2 bandana's
so hit me up if you saw me. so after about 1/2 hour in line we hit the
front an lucky i had my camra an chronic well hidden ( not keester'd) becuz
they was takein everything, includeing charms. so i got in an as always
i headed str8 for the bar, passed out some flyer's got some pics an bulshitted
until ICP came on, but by then i was tore back to all i remeber was shaggy
playing guitar , an eminem doll gettin pounded by dildo's and gettin a faygo
bottle to the dome then i got confetty to the face an me have a temper,
i sock'd the first guy i saw, ( sorry, whoever you where) and that was about
it next thing i remeber i woke up in at the hotel room after the after party
at about 2 in the mornin all shower'd an changed an laying next to a dope
lil juggalette i was kickin it to at the show, so i look'd at carl an sks
( who where juss drunk an watchin TV) an they bail'd givein me tyme to spit
some game, so after some mexican forplay ( basicly 45 minutes of begging)
i was hookin up like BABY WHUT an havein the perfect end to the perfect
show. we got madd pics so check up to be posted very soon. Oh ya and i Uploaded a New
Rehab Mp3 so check it out its called thats love. ITS FUNNY AS ALL FUCK so peep it out.
If you dont Know who rehab is you Better Recognize. ok i'm out MCL.
febuary, 22nd part 2
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interview with Jumpsteady and big Jess and Nathan about the phattest fukin game that you will ever play in your life!! this game is gonna be the shit. bottomline. not a silly fukin borad game or cheesy ass card game. no 70 dollar fukin video game......... a game played in reality but with an imagination!! you gotta go read that interview for all the details. it will be avaible as of august 2nd. but will be previewed earlyer at the gencon convention....... also there will be a website www.mortinslist.com where you interact with suggestions, questions, and comments about the game........ but for now you can email rob@insaneclownposse.com with all your questions about the game..... and thats that for now!! and madd propps in a pile of propps to jellynutz for that phat interview and all the shit he fills our heads with.... and I'm out this bitch
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Hey wussup Juggalos D3dBdyM4n back up in this biotch. Well hells bells ninjas and shot guns shells to the hound doggs. Peep game I was surfing the web and found a MARz Interview at this Horrorcore.com it's pretty good so read up on it. Now I have a challenge to issue for the juggalos. On my rants page by friday for 24 hours I will have a random juggalette outta the chat room interview me. And I will post it up. Now here's the kicker. Alot of juggalos are saying "Milenko500 don't give free shit" Well I'm gonna hook a random ninja up with a free Juggalo T-shirt Courtesy of Me. You have to answer 5 questions about me. So Keep yer eyes open on my rants page for this. I will pay for this this is sponsored by me. The Winner will be drawn from a hat by me and they will know. So if you want to know things just like come to the chat and pay attention to the rants page. MCL-D3dBdyM4n02/19/02 Click Here To enter the Store
in the Hart of the City and we were off to the Sun Theatre. The Merchindise Booth was being run
by only one guy (stephen from Big Money Hustlas) so the booth was mobed hard. ICP came out after a few opening acts played with a new
stage and new props. The show was wild. Ry Ry 2 slow Clown E's Cusion was on stage the Whole time going off. Shooting the faygo cannons at us
dancing all crazy in his wicked clown mask, throwing confety at us man he got the crowd hyped. I think i even say Ray From Rydas.com crowd surfen people were getting crushed (speculation).
The show was superfabufantasick. Props to Missy from Big Money Hustlas, after the show we all hit up
Dennys with Special Guest Clown E Love and Missy. The Dennys Employees were tripin. Im str8 tired as fuck i just got back from
a 4 hr drive back from the show and clown e's house. The good thing is this. Im off tommorow. to see them agin in
Ventura but this time im rollin 8 deep with my whole crew, and yes with SoFtCoReMiKe this time. SoFtCoReMiKe will be of
course be going as the one and only MoonGloriouse.
02/19/01
being proud of you culture racist? the fact is that juggalo's an hispanics
are one an the same, this goes back to our aztec forfathers who in ancient
tymes wore the clown make up an cut the still beating hearts out of there
victems with stone hachets as sacrafices to the dark carnival, more proof
is offer'd by famous archiologist jack picklebush who, after years of study
found the lyrics to 50 BUCKS carved on the side of the aztec temple of the
sun. anyway the page is there to add some latin flavor to an already dope
site, so keep sendin in the pics ( your hoopties espescially ) an we'll
have new questions coming soon, and as soon as magic mountain opens daily
look for a M500 gathering there. an if your gonna be at ventura on the 20th
hit me up, i'll either give you a flyer, buy you a drink , or boot you in
the nut bag, take a chance an say whassup, i'll be the big red moonglorious
mufaka. ok i'm out MCL
febuary, 18th 2001
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Wussup juggaloz! THis is me d3dbdym4n up in the heezay. Well I'm back to update for a bit. The New Circus Magazine is out and it has a front page article on ICP. It's pretty fresh and a really good interview. J expresses his opinion on slipknot. He tells his small story on how him and Slim Anus fell outta faith with each other. SO pick that shit up it's really really good.As well the psychopathic store has dropped the price on the leather jackets to 400 bonez. And they are selling new merchandise as usual. Now I've got like almost 30 e-mails for these t-shirts so I'm gonna get a quote on a shit load of shirts. Well ninjas i'm out this piece like a mafaka. MCL D3dBdyM4n
Check these pics sent in from Twiztid-J from the Rock the Dead Tour 9-26-00 grand rapids
mi @ the intersection, blaze is in there too. Be sure to CLICK ON THE PICTURES TO SEE THE FULL VIEW as there just thumbnails.
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What up yall, Evil Twin had a run it with
bitch ass Ryda Hater Reginald Arvizu (ie fieldy, korn bass player) after the Key Club Hollywood. Evil twin hit up
the Strip Clubs on the sunset strip with his homies victor and pete and his crew, when they spoted
the korn bassist, after kickin it with him for a while they realized that the guy HATED ICP and was all bout
dissen em and talkin shit the whole time. He said "you know what fuck icp" and str8 cryed like a bitch. He was so
scared of the Juggalos attacking him that in the middle of kickin it with Evil Twin his Bitchy Ass had them all
escorted out by SECURITY GUARDS. What a week punk.rants
Sup juggalos D3dBdyM4n back in the haugh again. My eyeballs itch and shit but that's ok. Anywho. D3d has been really busy with court and no court and court and no court and then work and fucking around in the Milenko500 chat where ya'll mafakas should go. Now There's some speculation I've been getting e-mails on and been getting fucking people coming to me about the speculation of an ICP concert in Shepardville which is in Indiana I do believe but don't get me wrong it might be in Kentucky I'm not too sure it's a small redneck chicken town for real though. I've heard some nasty red neck shit about it. I'll keep listening to 100.5 the fox for more info on it but I'll be damned sure to get you guys up on this bitch. Now to the gathering. Motels in Toledo and the surrounding area are getting booked for the gathering so Hurry ya'lls asses up and reserve a room before you have to fucking get a room 50 miles from the bitch. Me and jugalinko have made plans for the gathering.!
We'll have 2 Laptops and some digital equipment there to film ya'll mafakas. We will also have a TIT shot cam for the juggalettes who want their titties put up on the site to have the juggalos who are sick at home or who couldn't afford to come like I couldn't last year to vote on who has the nicests titties around. We'll try to be in the chat as well and Hang with a bunch of mafakas there. Now DVD sales are going to be on the 27th for fucking JCW vol 2. Also check out our Brand New Brand Mutha fuckin new Message Board.
Now I'm issuing a Challenge. Yes a Challenge. This is nothing personal and I have mad love for all the ninjas at RJ. To be perfectly honest id Pimp my sister out to Juggalo Joe cause he is so down. But the challenge is, A 6 man tag team match at the gathering to all the RJ staff (even the chick) to pick their best 3 RJ Gladiators or Gladiatores's to step in the ring against me, SoftcoreMike, and my homie G funk nasty dawg BIG VIC. It'll be a slobberknocker so this goes out to the RJ staff. Del being big as fuck him self is like 4 guys strong, Delusional bring yer best 3 boys so we can get it on. Now another thing me and Big !
Cheez *Big C* from ICP4ever.com are working on is the Heman Hounddogg Haters page. What this page is about is pretty much a juggalo version of thapollpage. We wanna get every single one of you juggalo mafakas hooked the fuck up with a cool down ass juggalette willing to give anal and head. So hit me and Big C up with an e-mail if you are very very interested. Now another thing is I'm finna dish out some cash flow to get some new Milenko500 T's made. They look fresh as fuck according to all the juggalos who have seen them.
I'm gonna work on them a bit to cut costs cuz silk screening costs alot for color. When I have the final design I'll put them up on the site to have u all vote on weather or not u'd buy these mafakas or not. Straight up right now I got like 30 juggalos who said ahhh hell yah and 0 juggalos who told me to take that wack shit away so I'm prolly gonna have 15 prototypes made and dish them out to our webmasters and a select few juggalos out there in internet land!
who are really down with them Until then I'm out like Chelsey Clintons virginity to Bill. MCL-D3dBdyM4n
day......ya'll are crazy fresh for helpin Milenko500.com become the top
site on the net. All of us here appreciate ur help especially the grand
pooba Jugalinko who has now doubled our work load ever since he found
out....says we need work hard if we're gonna stay number 1....haha....jes
kidding Jug...dont fire me. Anywayz ninjaz...peep out the update i uploaded
onto our Psycho Juggalos page....its the latest update and itz got madd
flava on it...for all you
juggaloz who cant call long distance u can listen to it on Real Player.
Dont forget to give a listen to me and Ry Ry's past hotline updates too. Me
and Ry Ry get a kick outa listening to our old updates where we had
absolutely nothing to say.....but then theres some
fresh updates like when we interviewed Vampiro....and also Choko from
Shockumentary....i think theres a couple where Violent J
pops up on our hotline as well. Speaking of Ry Ry....west coast
juggalos....the Dark Carnival is approaching California and RY Ry is on
that wagon....coming into town THIS weekend with the Insane Clown Posse for
the Bizzar Bizaar World Tour. Make sure you show up and represent being a
west coast juggalo!! Imma be there for three shows...so be on the lookout
for myself , CLown E LovE...and Ry Ry 2 Slow the O.G. Psycho Juggalos!!
Wooo Wooofebuary, 14th st.twiztidtines day!
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like ray day: Hook up the Juggalo you Hooked up the Bizzar Bizaar cd's for on ray day with the Twiztid CD today for St.TwiZtiDtiNeS DAY.
SoFtCoReMiKe has been workin on the Juggaloco's page so Im lettin yall know hell be back in a few days with some
flavor. He just did up his ride with some ill action. Check the pics below. I added the ICP X-Mas Cd to the store today and lowered the prices on a few
more items. Were have a phat stock of these items: Juggalo Gear, Zippos, Stickers, Hats, Psychopathic and Twiztid Hoodies, Joker Card T-Shirts, 4 Magic Ninja T shirts left,
Psychopathic Work Shirts, and tons of CD"s. Oh and props to Bigrob.com for his page with titis. PICTURES OF JUGGALETTES TITTIES. Such girls
as Kween Juggalette can be seen here in the buck. There is also this other page full of Gathering of the Juggalo Tits. Good Jog rob.
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Que hay de nuevo Juggalos, Yo so el lechero de la muerte, agarrando los
huevos de los del milenko500.com.
yo y softcoremike somos viejos amigos de tomando corona. Yo recuerdo un dia
ese puto me emboracho abajo de una mesa y amaneci chingando gallinas en un
gallinero.
Yo creo que ustedes juggalos son bien chingones y yo quiero los juggalos
latinos que
representen y que manden e-mail a softcoremike. Digo que pendejo no chinga
gallinas? Bueno hasta entonces yo soy El Lechero De la Muerte.
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Where your from: u mean were i fled from? email address: gordita@tacobell.net/org Favorite Mexican food: Ouevos Rancheros!! How many chickens do you own: only 1 , but if i keep trying we hope to have more Do you wear a hair net: only if tha man with tha food inspector badge is around Have you ever been deported: Nope still here Do you smoke chronic or Mex: Chronic......tengo ojos malos (itz for my glaucoma) Do you like Corono or Tecate: Haha CORONA BABY!! Tequila or Mexcal: Uno tequila, dos tequila, tres tequila, floor !! Male or Female: I wanna Female!!!...fuck you i aint no maricon!! |
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02/11/02 Click Here To enter the Store and his Cusions will be attending the Limp Bizkit Show
Tue 05/08/01 Mexico City, MEX Sports Palace, representing the Mexican Juggalos and Handing out Freakshow Flyers, Bizaar Bizzar Flyers, Milenko 500 Flyers, and Samplers. So any of you Mexico Juggalos
who plan on being there Contact By Emailing him HERE. MiKe
is attending this show Soly to Promote Psychopathic Record Groups. This is going to bring the Brown Pride Juggalos
out of hiding and into the world of the Dark Carnival. Hopefuly his Idea of uniting the Latino
Juggalos will take off.
Peace
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Whut up juggalos, This is the one and Only D3dBdyM4n back from the Cinci Concert. It was off the Heezay for real. One of the better concerts I've been to. It was a small crowd at bogarts. I'd say about 300+ juggalos in the crowd but man it was viscious. I had to pull outta the crowd. We missed the 1st 2 acts which were Slaughta House (FxckFace from Rj's band) and Mr Realest. Goddamn Traffic Jams and the pizza guy was late. We got there and I walked in while Mastamind was onstage. As soon as I walked in I met this really fly juggalette sporting a Juggalo T-shirt directly from Milenko500. I walked up to her and introduced myself and she and I think it was either her boyfriend or friend or hubby were like "Yah we go to the site all the time" I was like hell yah. We added a new memeber to the Clifftown Klownz Big Vics older brother Johnny who was a Psychopathic concert virgin. I went down to the pit where it was just massive chaos as usual. People were fucking being beheade!
d no lie it was great. I couldn't stay down there for too long cuz I started to get hot and shit and I'm still nursing the flu bug so I couldn't get to hyped up so I fell back a bit. I met up with the juggalette and her companion and we hung during the concert. She was pretty fresh. Shuvel hit the stage and they had a small welcome but the juggalos knew who they wanted to see and it was Twiztid. But to get the crowd even more hyped both singers of Shuvel got on top of the speakers and straight dove into the crowd. THen THey set up for Twizzler. I went up to the stand and bought the new hatchetman Hoodie. THen Came back. I got so fucking hot juggalos that my fucking jersey could be run out so I took my shit off. Then Twiztid hit the stage and rocked the fucking dead 200 miles away. I lost touch with Vic and Johnny and didn't realize Punisher and Psychonutt were behind me. It was fresh. I met up with the juggalette who had the Juggalo T-Shirt. We chilled somewhat spoke a few wor!
ds. Then after the concert I filmed some of the juggalos leaving and caught up with her and she was parked in front of us and she was blocked in. I'm gonna send a tape of the after concerts to Jugalinko so he can put that shit on here for u to peep the freshness. Then we went behind the venue and I met up with HardcoreMike, Juggalo_Chick(Lacy), FxckFace, Pharcyde the Clown, and Gatekeeper. We straight chilled and I filmed Twiztid leaving the venue. IT was great. I was also given some flyers by a juggalette which is the news I'm gonna hook ya'll up with after this massive reading update for ya. Saturday April 7th 6-midnight at Harpos ALL AGES ADMISSION. Bedlam, Dayton Family, Cap1 of Simken Heightz, HellsKitchen, Project Born, Toksik, Hasan the Sinister, Rotten, Bag of Hammers, The Khaos, Insanty, and a mystery guest will be playing. THere will be a bloody wet T-shirt Contest. SOunds like the shit to me. As well Twiztid Bandanas are now offered at the concert. All jersey sold a!
t Freekshow Concerts are 75 bonez. I bought my hoodie for 60. I'd advise you buy one cuz after concerts man it's always fucking cold. Some reason the Dark Carnival fucking makes it cold in that bitch. Well I'm off this piece. Until then I'm out like this flu I got.
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with the side that's brown, but here's what i need, if your mexican
or hispanic of some kind ( shit a puerto rican's juss a mexican without
a job anyway) i need your pic, all kinds of pics of you ninja's at shows
or juss chillen, i need pics of your pimp rides an naked pics of your juggalettes
an sisters, ( as long as there over 15, 14 if there really hot) and i need
your profiles like age, name location an how long you bin down with the
clown, the shits all coming together an i gotta thank all uh yall. Second,
i gota give a shout out to dirty diana from Osos who juss broke up with
her bitch ass boyfriend again and like many tymes in the past decided to
give me a DOPE ASS blow job to get back at him ( she poured warm BBQ sauce on my
cock an work'ed it like a rib) she hasn't liked anything i wrote about her
in the past an told me i'd better write sumthin nice about her this tyme,
so here it is YOU SURE CAN SUCK A COCK YOU $3 CUM GUZZLING GUTTER WHORE!!
and no Dinana i'm not going to call you to kick it tomorow, cause your mouth is
like a trash can, and I already filled that Cum Dumpster. ok thass about
it i'm out MCL!!!
02/07/02 
Juggalos and Juggalettes, were having a sale on the Juggalette Hoodies (navy blue) to promote
the Ladies and Valintines Day. The Hoodie is only 29.99. Click Here to Go to the Store and check them out. These come in Girls Size Small and are shipped 2-3 day mail. You can find them
in the Milenko 500 store. We also just came out with the Black Juggalette Baby T. Click Here to Get a full
size pic of the Juggalette Hoodie. The Logo is the same one as the Juggalette Logo on the Right.
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What up juggalos. I know I haven't been updating the rants page but I really haven't had the time to do so. Well here's a little news for you. This weekend SouthBend Rudeboy and Jumpsteady will be in Indiana for the juggalos to hang with at the convention for Psychopathic stuff. SO buy some ultra rare juggalo goodies from them and chill. Sounds like a plan to me. I will be at the Twiztid Concert in Cincinatti tomorrow which is mad fresh. I will be wearing a Dazzle Jersey and my World Famous Faygo Beanie. The concert was kind of a spur of the moment thing so I don't know if I'll have the flyers but I will pick up some faygo for meijers so you all can have a cold one and chill wif us at the Psychopathic Lumina. In other news I was reading an update from Rezzy on thesixth and he got some 411 on Shawn Gussows untimely death. It happened on his way home from franklin and Shawn was tripping on LSD (ACID). He ran out in front of some cars and was struck twice. It was a total !
accident and the gentleman who hit him was innocent. It was a freak accident the man is 65 years old and had turned himself in like a man for damage to his car. I feel for the families of all the victims of this terrible accident. Good looking out Rez. Let's keep all families of this in our prayers. Big C from ICP4ever is starting some fund so hit his e-mail up on the last update I did. ALso DVD will be limited on the Psychopathic website on their release so order them while you still can before they run outta them bitches. By the way I was watching WWF SMACKDOWN and I saw some juggalos with a poster up with the Hatchetman it was mad fresh. SHouts out to you juggalos out there who did that Contact me about that shit I want some pics and shit of you ninjas. Also. I'm thinking about starting a Links page for the site I will put ya'lls website links up for ya if you send them to my e-mail. D3dBdyM4n@Hotmail.com hook me up. Until then ninjas stay down with the clown One Luv U jug!
galos-MCL D3dBdyM4nfebuary, 7th 2001
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[Info]In memory of Shawn Gussow R.I.P Bro
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What up juggalos. It's me to tell you some really sad news. Last Sunday at the ICP concert in Nashville one of our own was killed in a hit-and-run. His name was Shawn Gussow. He was killed walking home from the show. I'm sorry ninjas for the saddening news. We can console our fallen ninjas family by sending poems or donations or what not to the family. To do so get in contact with BIG C from ICP4ever.com
here. Or WickedClown3@prodigy.net. Please keep Shawn in Memory and in our prayers. The one thing that I can't stop thinking of is the fact that the kid got the message from the carnival and that he probably was taken happy at the news from the Carnival. So keep that in mind and don't let anything keep you down ninjas. Till then I'm out. MCL-D3dBdyM4n02/06/01
Ok its like this. after going through the 300 emails in my Box and replying to all you Dope ass Juggalos. I have
learned a few things. #1 Juggalos are the Bomb #2 Juggaletts make me feel randy and #3 Even Juggalos
who are Mark Ritchie Juggalos need some love. #4 Brown Pride Juggalos are 4 Life, ESSAY"S.
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[Info]I just wanting to tell you guys what happened Friday night. Some of you
guys know that Mancow had this show called Karnival of kaos and his
headlining act was Kid Rock.
Well on the show he contacted a wrestling company I work for called
Rok'um Sok'um Hardcore Wrestling
We did 4 matches and one of the matches featured 2 JCW wrestlers
Madman Pondo vs Fat Fuck Barrel Boy
When Pondo got out to the ring to wrestle he grabbed the microphone.
He told everyone how he is a Juggalo and told all Kid Rock fans to fuck off.
He was also told by the building not to bleed at all. Him and Fat Fuck
Barrel had to represent the JCW and bleed like a motherfucker. They put on
an ultraviolent battle and it was fresh. Here is the best part after the
match, newspapers and photographers were taking pictures
of everyone with Kid Rock. They wanted our wrestlers in the pictures for
the papers, but we told them no because we were not in to his shit.
Right in front of Kid Rock a Reporter asked Pondo what his favorite band was
he goes Insane Clown Posse and walked away. The look on Kid rocks face was
priceless.
Well that is really what happened about the mancow thing. Pondo and Mitch
let everyone know they are JCW. The other matches were ultraviolent midget
matches and a fellow juggalo named the Wicked Jesters, He has appeareed on
Jerry Springer and said he loves going to ICP concerts, so 28 million people
heard that.
Ace
D3FoRMeR Columbia, MO Review 2/4/02 
I finaly got the Rare as hell Magic Ninja What? T shirts up on the Milenko500.com store. I have a very limited suply and the
only suply. These are a one time printing. Big stank and Lil Poot are on the Back and it says "go Ninja Go Ninja go" around them.
Click the pictures to get a detailed view.
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[Info]goggles 6 inches thick, at the show i was tellin wiqid carl about how the tyme
I met carson daily (a couple years ago) he told me to update about it here
it is, ok it's like this, i was at my former friend trev's sisters wedding
an he was there, (he was a family friend of carsons, i saw kid pics of him in a bath
tub an shit, young infant hard gay) this was just after the first season of WHACK TRL, an everyones
excited an huddled around him but i could give a fuck i hate'd MTV since
they cancel'd YO MTV RAP"S, so trev pulls me over to meet him an he saw
i was a ghetto mexican so he tryed to talk street to me an said "what up
dog?" in the whitest voice possible an shook my hand then turn'd into an
even bigger mark ritchy than you would expect, right away he said he had
to leave at 10 because he had to be on jay leno the next day ( it was only
6:30 he juss wanted everyone to think he's was really famous) and he must
have mentiond that he was dateing jennifer love huweit at least 7 times.
and worst of all he was drinkg WINE COOLERS all night like a 14 year old
lil trick, so i ask'd him if he ever heard of kevin seal, an he said no,
then i ask'd him if he ever heard of john sensio, he said no an ask'd me
who they where so i said " there former MTV VJ's, there where pretty famous
at the tyme but it's all good nobody knows who they are anymore" i guess
he got the hint an juss took off, an trev got all piss'd at me an said i
was a rude asshole, but fuck him an fuck fake ass CARSON DAILY, come to
think of it FUCK ALL DICK RYDA"S, ok i'm done with that so if your pissed
sorry but if you like carson then your not a juggalo an your at the wroung
site. a lil off the subject but I lost my watch in the pit at the hollywood twiztid show
so if anyone found it i'd like it back, of course we would figure out some
kinda reward like flask an shirt or what ever but if you found it i want
it back, it'a a citizen titainum, ok i'm out Email me if you found it, or if you
just want to say what up to my bitch ass! EMAIL ME HERE MCL
febuary, 2nd 2001
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rayday was a huge success and this can be and WILL be too!! click here to read more and to check out this flyer I made for it........ if you think you have a fresher idea for a flyer please send that bitch in and we'll post it.2/01/01 
Freak Show Black Light Poster. Only avalible from The Milenko 500 and the Twiztid Tour (very limited). I got the Hook up on about
15 of these from my Homies who worked the Twiztid Merchindise at the Key Club Show. The Poster is Off the Hook and Matches Perfectly with all the other
Black Light Posters (same size). Get one from the Milenko 500 Store HERE. Oh and by the way in the background of a John Norris MTV report they Played
Lets Go All the way. Iv herd them use KMK's Dog Life mad times in the back too.
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What up juggalos this is D3dBdyM4n here to hit you back up with some news. Well The Gathering of The Juggalos. The Juggalo event of the year in which has outsold Hallowicked and outdone any other juggalo event will be announced friday on where it will be held. Now there are Rumors going around that it's not gonna leave michigan but let me tell u those rumors are false. As well as pick up Big MOney Hustlas on DVD and JCW VOl 2 on VHS and DVD this month. Now for all of you out there u might not know BUT Carnival of Carnage has been Discontinued. As in it no longer in print. I found that out the other day while I was shopping for a birthday present which I Couldn't find for Psychonutt. Thanks to the fly bitch in disc Jockey. Also Kentucky juggalos Tickets for the March 7th concert have been put on sale. Now the whereabouts of this place are unknown yet cuz it's a new venue and ICP is gonna break it in wicked clown style. Me and the Clifftown Clowns Crew will be there up an!
d running with da hatchet. As well check out Milenko500's store. We have new gear in that I haven't seen before. As well as check out the Milenko500 chat. It's under the pic of Tom Dubb on your right. Well ninjas. I'm out like Sycopathic_Klowns Neden when I get ahold of her:) MCL-ONeLuv-D3dBdyM4njanuary, 30th 2001
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[Info]Hey I am just emailing you to tell you about something I saw on TV. I was
watching TV when this commercial for a local Chevy car dealership came on. And
in the background of this commercial I heard something that sounded like the
background for Let's Go All The Way. I wasn't real sure if it was it until at
the end of the commercial when I heard "Let's go all the way." I thought that
was pretty cool that a car dealership in my arena (I forget the name) was using
Let's Go All The way in their commercial. MCL
Shane Slone
Knott County Kentucky
so if your 21 and wanna hook it up for me at the bar (if the venue has one) please DO SO!!!! or if you dont wanna hook me up cause you think I'm a dork or someshit you can hit me up at lickmyass@milenko500.com and fuck off!"Pitsburg" - I found out tonight how many loco mutha fuckers live in Pittsburg - You know they say your life flashes before you when your about to die, when i'm ready to flow on out to the next dimention, ima remember tonights show in Pitsmuthafukenburg. The ICP crowd has been showin us love, but tonight they took it to another level. As soon as we hit the stage you could feel the energy in the air, halfway thru our first song the barricades started callapsing, so the security had to get up on stage, by the end of our second song all the baicades at the front of the stage had collapsed, juggalos and juggaletts started crowd surfing thier way onto the stage, a permanent stream of Pitsburg juggalos kept coming till our last note, stepping on our guitar pedals, grabbing my mike cord, fukin all our shit up, and I loved every, undpredictable, rowdy, second of my time in Pitsburg. If anyone from the show is reading this , I love you mutha fukers, you helped create a moment in time ima never forget."
Thanx to horrorcore.com for that good shit!!
D3FoRMeR Representing M500 @ Columbia MO
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