1.29.01
whaddup juggalos? I'm back up in this piece after having put in my share of hours at CCS and what not...60 hrs. a week average this past couple of weeks and what-not. I've been doing a shit load of drunken skateboarding and subsequent bleeding so y'all light a candle and say a prayer for jugalinko and I as we do the tilted sidewalk surfing. I've got two quick points to make: ONE) I'm pissed as hell because I wasn't able to go to the Twiztid show...but I'm all up in the ICP show in Ventura on the 20th; and I expect you juggalos to be there kicking it at the bar with me trying to act like an alcoholic superstar. TWO) softcoremike has been with a man before. peace, mcl and much love.
MOOSE 11/27
Disclaimer: I'm not affiliated with anyone, I'm poor, and not worth suing, AKA, I'm not with the WWF, WcW or ECW or anybody like that so FUCK OFF with the legal shit bitch! What up Juggalos and Ninjas, it's MOOSE back up in this bitch once again to crack your punk ass open then steal your faygo. I know I've been gone for a while, I'm sorry yo, I was in a car accident this past Wednesday and it fucked me up pretty good. So i'm gonna give you a few posts over the next 48 hours or so. Tonight, I have the newest wrestling update for you muthafuckos so let's do this shit. WWF News and Rumors: Starting with the Royal Rumble. Now if you were either to cheap, couldn't afford the scrambler, OR were with MOOSE in Hartford Connecticut at the Webster Theater at the B/B concert taking a bath in Faygo here's a basic rundow of the PPV. Edge and Christian (c) vs. The Dudley Boyz tag title match.. Winner and NEW tag team champions The Dudley Boyz via 3-D. Drew Carey is introduced to a few WWF superstars such as his friend Triple H. Later he's suckered into the Royal Rumble by Vince and Trish (he'd elimanate himself after Kane would attempt to Choke Slam him, he was saved by Juggalo warrior RAVEN.) WWF IC Title Lader Match. Chris Benoit (c) vs. Chris Jericho. Winner and New Champ. Y2J via throwing Benoit from the ladder and climbing it and grabbin' the belt. WWF Women's title: RTC's Ivory (c) vs. Chyna. Winner and still champ. Ivory after Chyna "Passed out" taking time off to promo her book and shit. WWF's gonna try and sell this for a while. WWF World Title Match HHH w/ Steph vs. Kurt Angle (c) w/ Trish. Winner and STILL champ. Kurt Angle after help from a well timed Stone Cold Stunner. Trish and Stephanie catfight! Here's the way the Royal Rumble participants entered.
#1 Jeff Hardy #2 RTC's Bull Buchanan #3 Matt Hardy #4 APA Faarooq #5 Comedian DREW CAREY #6 Kane #7 Raven #8 Al Snow #9 Saturn #10 Steve Blackman #11 G.M.S. of Too Cool #12 The Honky Tonk Man (legend) #13 The Rock #14 RTC's GoodFather #15 Tazz #16 APA Bradshaw #17 Albert #18 Hardcore Holly #19 K-Kwik #20 RTC's Val Venis #21 William Regal #22 Test #23 The Big Show (returns) #24 Crash Holly #25 Undertaker #26 Scotty2Hotty TooCool #27 Stone Cold Steve Austin #28 The One Billy Gunn #29 Haku (better known as wcw's Meng) #30 Rikishi
Winner STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN. Eliminating KANE after nailing him w/3 chair shots and a clothesline. Now @ WrestleMania X-Seven When the match goes down between SCSA and Kurt Angle look for possible Triple H interference. Dave Scherer has just reported that eter Polaco better known as Justin Credible to ECW Fans has just signed a WWF contract this past wednesday. Also its said that Rhino has met with WWF about a contract. Paul Heyman is said to be rather happy about the meetings basically meaning ECW is closer to closing up Lita and Tazz's official websites have been updated. Look for an all Samoan stable to form, The Rock could pull a heel turn and possibly lead his family members. WWF was rather impressed with Kame's preformance at the R.R. expect the deadman'd little brother to get a push. Don't look for Ken Shamrock to return till possibly sometime next year. WCW NEWS... WCW's Revenge ppv card looks like this so far: World Title fight Scott Stiener (c) vs.Kevin Nash. Grudge match: DDP vs. Double J. Jeff Jarrett. Cruiser weight title fight: Chavo Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio Jr. Expect more matches to develop soon. Road Warrior Animal's bio has been put up on WCW.com Glacier RETURNS, his new look is up on WCW.com its a revamped new millenium version of his old look. AND FINALLY ECW NEWS (very very little, sorry) ECW has NO SHOWS, ZERO planned for February, Paul Heyman is trying to rescue his dying company. Steve Corino's wrestling school is now taking new applicants. And Finally... RVD, Chris Chetti and Missy Hyatt's guest appearances at ECW's last ppv Were all one night only deals, Chetti and Van Dam are still open for other offers. Well my Wrestling Freeks MOOSE shall return later with his B/B concert report. its like 3 am and i'm ass tired. In my next Post i will explain about my being in a car accident and how badly i was fucked up and shit. MCL and MML to all you muthafackos. Whut up to all my new homiez and to Ded, Dogbeats, and Jugalinko, If i didn't mention ya i either haven't gotten to meet you yet or i forgot. Sorry yo. MOOSE Out this bitch like Clear Pepsi and Hammer pants. Peace out yo.
Milenko500 ENFORCERjanuary, 27 2001 [Mail] [Photo] [Info]
whats juggalin motherfukers!! Ive been silent for a couple days due to bein "under the weather" but as always I'm back..............
the magazine pics: in my last update were sent to me by dranged and they were taken from the march issue of alternative Press. It's j and shaggs in there hockey jerseys all decked out in hockey gear along with an article.......
ESHAM TONIGHT AT ST.ANDREWS HALL: wish I knew of this sooner but esham played a show last night at st.andrews hall and he is again tonight so if ya missed it last night get your ass there and check that shit tonight.... plus bedlam will be opening for him so its gonna be just str8 up wicked......
MurderDog freshness: click here to read this phat article all about detroit.... the past.... the present..... and the future of the wicked shit and detroit! theres a lotta cool info in this article juggalos dont miss out!! and phat props to Horrorcore.com for that good shit!!
FCW: sorry juggalos due to bad timing and bullshit with the pogram used to run the efed........ I will in no way at this time be able to run it. thanx to everyone of you who signed up..... your emails will be kept incase I decide to do it again someday...... sorry juggalos didnt mean to waste your time like that........
Opening acts: if ya havent seen the new opeining bands on icp tour yet heres some shit to help ya get to know them better
Insoloence: go to www.insolence.com and search on napster for them cause they gott a lotta shit on there
marz: go to www.marztribe.com and check this interview by spleen from horrorcore.com with marz and thats all for today juggalos..... sheena if you read this please dont stay too far away from me and I hope you feel better.
~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
Milenko500 Hitman D3dBdyM4n 1/27/2k1 rants What up juggalos. This is an update for ya'll in case you didn't know ICP is releasing JCW Vol.2 on VHS and DVD on February 20th.Expect a sooner or later date depending on what happens on the home front. As well I have added a new section to us. It's called RANTS. I do a random rant every update on some bullshit. Todays rant is on women. ALso Check out the Milenko500.com chat. That shit is bouncing like a baby needing belched after a beer. It's under hte pic of tom dubb on your right it says ICP Chat. It's well worth yer time. Until then I'm out like Big Pun.MCL-D3dBdyM4n
M500 GOD FATHER1/24/01
Off to the Twiztid Show. See you west coast juggalos up in the Club. Da Key Club.
Big Ass Juggalo Jason S from NY sent the Milenko500 23 High Quality Big pictures from the ICP Show last Thursday, I hope you agree when you see these pictures that this show is looking good, the pics are so good you can almost feel the dark carnival and feel like your there. CLICK HERE FOR LIVE ICP PICS
Da Enforcer, 24th 2001 [Mail] [Photo] [Info
Juggalos Im sick as hell, and tired as all fuck. So check these pics out below and Tell me what you think. HEadcase

Milenko500 Hitman D3dBdyM4n 1/24/2k1 What up juggalos! D3dBdyM4n in the haugh. back to hit ya'll up with some flavor. What is going on with Nemesis? Wasn't this an idea that uhm M500 came up with? For real? I mean come on guys get with the program! As u can tell ICP has the tour dates up and I saw them on headcases update. Now for all u juggalos going to the twiztid concert in Cinci. I'll most likely be there depends on if I gotz the skrilla for it or not. As well March 7th D3d will be at the Louisville concert chillin with the mutha fuckin juggalos handing out mad flyers. I'm gonna design some special mad M500 Bizaar Bizzar Flyers for ya'll. Something noone has seen before. When I'm done with it it'll be mad fresh. In other news. The Insaneclownposse.com chat has been moved to Milenko500.com. That's right the old ICP.com chat is now on Milenko500. So visit it. You'll get to talk to the greats of the chat. D3former, D3dBdyM4n, Headcase, Missy from Big Money Hustlas. Everyone is in that bitch. Just bust out! with it. F0 Shizzay. It's under new management new operators, new shit. It's sweet so visit the new Milenko500 chat. It's the best chat around. Now I'm gonna be working on a rants page soon for you all to read my feelings on certain things such as politics, Nakid bitches, Nakid animals, Abortion. You name it I'll prolly cover it. It isnt' affiliated with this site in any way. But I'm gonna be working it. Everytime I do an update on here there will be a new rant. Now our homies at Rydas need some loot to help keep their site so buy up their raffle tickets for some g ass shit. Until then I'm out like headcases virginity... FUCK! That means I gotta still update.-MCL MTSKL D3dBdyM4n
Clown E. Love 01 23 01
Yo i uploaded another Hotline that Ry RY 2 slow of the psychojuggalos along with Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse and Tom Dubb JCW Superstar did together on the milenko500's psychojuggalos hotline. Exclusive Babby what! Hit that up HERE. Peace and FUCK OFF!

Milenko500 ENFORCERjanuary, 23rd 2001 [Mail] [Photo] [Info]

waz uppp!!! aight here the freshness for today juggalos!!
SAVE RYDAS.COM!!!: Juggalos!! Our homies at rydas.com need your help now!! they need money To pay there bitchy ass server so they can keep bringing you that rydas flavor!! PLEASE CLICK HERE NOW!!! and start Buying some raffle tickets for some FRESH AS HELL merch!! plus other great fukin prizes! Remember the more raffel tickets you buy the better your chances on winning! Please help them out juggalos..... Ive got madd love for rydas and I know all of you juggalos do too....... lets help keep that shit runnin cause it would suck without them........ str8 up!
new icp tour dates: thats right juggalos New ICP tour dates!!
March 6, 2001 Indianapolis, IN Egyptian Room
March 7, 2001 Louisville, KY Paroquet Springs Conference Center
March 9, 2001 Old Bridge, NJ Birch Hill Niteclub
March 11, 2001 Boston, MA Avalon Ballroom
March 12, 2001 Providence, RI Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel
March 14, 2001 Syracuse, NY Lost Horizons
March 16, 2001 Toledo, Ohio Toledo Sports Arena

NEMESIS:Nemesis is the psychopathic Project started to promote the carnival world wide!! so click here check that freshness out and show your support!!! and other than that shit there aint shit......... so I'm out like ya never saw me. like stealth...like a ninja motherfuko00!!


~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
Dogbeats86- 01/23/01
Hey juggalos, I want all of you juggalos to call up my toll-free voice mail and leave me some messages. Ill give shoutouts on the site for y'all. Heres where to call: Call 1800-my-yahoo (1800-699-2466) When the menu comes on, leave a message for mailbox number: 406-862-3642 Ill check that bitch often and post some shoutouts on this bitch. Alright, Thats it. Peace ninjas.
D3FoRMeR 1-22-2K1 MORE convention dates
Sup juggalos, OK I will make this shit quick. I got some more upcomming convention dates so with out delay here they are: New York, NY @ The Big Apple Toy Show on March 9, 12 PM-8 PM and March 10, 10 AM -7 PM in The Saint Paul Church Auditorium, 9th and 60th Street
Erie, PA @ The Erie Comic Convention on March 11, 10 AM-4 PM in The Erie PA Quality Inn, 8040 Perry Highway - I-90 exit 7
Tucson, AZ @ The 13th Annual Collectible Toy Show on March 18, 9 AM-3 PM on The Pima County Fairgrounds, 11300 S. Houghton Rd.
Columbus, OH @ The Space Comics Expo on March 21, 9 AM-4 PM in The Rhodes Center at Ohio Expo Center, 17th Ave. 1 mile from Ohio State Campus
 I wanna thank insaneclownposse.com for that info. Check there if you need more information on the convention dates. Thats gonna do it for today, peace.
Milenko500 ENFORCERjanuary, 22 2001 [Mail] [Photo] [Info]
what up juggalos....
monoxide arrested: apparently monoxide child was arrested in Portland, Oregon for purchasing some illegal substances(weed). when more info on this is avaible you will for shure be getting it str8 from milenko500. and thanx to our homies at RJ and a fresh juggalette named abbie for that info
Bizzar/Bizaar set list: thanx to deadpumpkin for this set list from the icp show........*note* they started with "take me away" and finished with "down with the clown"*note*
01: Take Me Away
02: Hokus Pokus
03: Fuck The World
04: Southwest Voodoo
05: Terriable
06: Tilt-A-Whirl
07: Please Dont Hate Me
08: Chicken Huntin
09: great Milenko
10: Whut
11: Rainbows and Stuff
12: Assiassns
13: Behind The Paint
14: Toy Box
15: Mr.Happy
16: My Axe
17: Lets Go All The Way
18: crystal ball
19: Aint Nothing But A Bitch Thang
20: down with the clown
 *note* this is not in the exact order as the performance *note*
Milenko500 E-fed: I am starting a new E-fed ran by milenko500.com........called "freekshow championshit wrestling" if ya dont know what an E-fed is well i'll fukin tell you then.. its simulated professional wrestling. its kinda like fantasy football except its wrestling. and there will be a roleplay board up where you can talk shit to other wrestlers like they do in prfessional wrestlings.... your roleplays will determine how well your character does. basically you createa character..... and talk shit. and I being the president decide your victories and your defeats based on the quality of your character. be creative with roleplays.... describe whats going on. visualize your characters surroundings and describe it. the more creative the more you will advance. but this will be stranglemania will all kinds of different death matches. axes.. heads getting chopped and all kinds of crazy shit so if ya wanna sign up..... emailthis info to me asap
character name:
finisher:
finisher description:
entrance music:
height:
weight:
character description:
manager:
Hometown:
 and if ya want a tag team just include all that info for both characters in the tag team........ and i will be having events every friday ........ so sign up now!!
~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
The Milenko500's MicroPigment Engineered D3dBdyM4n 1/22/2k1 What up juggalos. Just thought I'd drop a few lines. Psychopathic is now selling Dickies Work Shirts and if yer a big dickies fan like me you'll be sporting that shit 24/7. Now as for our store. I ordered some stuff from it not too long ago and the shit got put on back order. After Christmas Jugalinko sent all the back-ordered shit out and Yesterday my shit finally came in and let me tell you. The ninja sent some love if you smell what I'm cooking. It's great. Jugalinko is the best person. Now that he said orders are full and there's left over shit and orders will be within 2-3 days he's right. That shit will be there without a Shadow of a Doubt. He had that shit packed and stacked up nice and neat. Thanks Jugalinko. Now There's a new addition to the Milenko500. The brand spanking new java chat. Now you'll recognize it as the Old Insaneclownposse.com chat. Well we at m500 took that bitch over it's ours now ICP.com is working on another chat I guess so they dropped that ! one that me and JamesReno spent a shitload of hours workign on and fine tuning. Also check out Juggalos4-life.com it's a tight sight and the kid is working on it. So order our shit go the new chat and check out the site. Until then I'm out like the back of SKS's trunk MCL ONE LUV-D3dBdyM4n
Clown E. Love 01 22 01
Whuts Juggalin muthafackos!! This be Clown E up on this bitch....make sure and call up tha Psycho Juggalos Hotline or give a listen on our page here on Milenko500 to tha latest update. None other than my homie Ry Ry is on that bitch!! Oh yea and Violent J and Tom Dub are on it too. HAHAH.....yea u heard me, J and tha Giant KiLLa are guest hosting with Ry Ry on tha Psycho Juggalos Hotline so peep it out. Aight ...Cali juggalos....we got 4 muthafuckin dizzays (days) before we get sum Twiztid serial killin flava ova here on the West Coast here in LA. I will be there along with mah homiez Fear and Spiderman.....theres gonna be madd juggaloz there and we are gonna be hookin up with tha Milenko500 crew, namely Jugalinko, Softcore Mike, Serial Killa Scott and anyone else who rolls with em. When u see us there make sure u come up us and say wazzzzup..cuz i love meeting new ninjaz and i wanna get to know all tha juggalos who are here in Cali. Plus im a camera buff and i'll be lookin for some juggalettes to be flashin their titties and whut not so i can put you up on this site representin for tha West Coast Juggalettes. Plus i love seeing boobies....damn i jes said boobies im all 4th grade and shit.....anywayz hit me up on tha email tip as always and lemme know your coming to tha show...you can find our email link on our page. Also dont forget next month we're getting some ICP flava ova here...make sure you get your ticktes...for sure imma be at tha Anaheim show!! Aight thats it 4 now.....MCL to all tha serial killaz out there......im out like whut?!?....baby Whut?
Dogbeats86- 01/22/01
Hey Juggalos, I was sitting down and thinking,"The juggalos done really know much about me". SO, I thought id let you know a little more about the young ninja they call Dogbeats86. I am 14, almost 15, years old. I have been donw since Milenko and my parents have hated it ever since. My name to the rest of the world is Nick Ferrington. I have quite a few friends, but most of em hate ICP. I started liking ICP from a friend that I met last year. That was pretty fresh. I am a freshman in High School, and I live in Whitefish, MT. Also, I have been working on a site set for launch next month called "Juggalo Domain". So, look out for that. Well, thats about it for right now. Now for news: I was watching that MTV's 20 Most Outrageous Moments last night and on number 16, they played Lets Go All The Way in the background. I think it was number 16.....It was the one where the guy from the real world slapped the girl from the real world. So, that was pretty fresh. Im still waiting to see if they put a Missoula date on the B/B tour, so, I hope they do. Alright ninjas. Thats it. PEace.
The Don SoFtCoReMiKe® 01/19/01
YO WHAT UO NINJA'S??!!ok i want to appologize to wiqid carl for ruining the trunk of his car, ok it's like this, yesturday me, carl, SKS, ed the shusterbater an jugalinko went to see croutching tiger fighting dragon at 10:30, so we show up with all the rum, jack, coke , an beer we could possible stuff into our pants an walk all gympy to the theater an HELL YEA we're the only ones in there, so we pick our seats an start pounding as much as we can before the movies start'd. so 10 min later when the lights dimmed we're all on our way to a great night. so after the first fight scene i think a drinking game an say, " ok a hit to the body is a shot, a hit to the face is 2 shots an a block is a swig of beer." so after the next fight scence we're drunk an outta control. we all took turns pissing on the front row seats an carl started climbing the curtain, it broke an he fell halfway up an almost broke his neck, now ed being 1/2 chinese decides he's gotta reprezent for the aisan comunity and starts kicking all of us an doing som ninja shit, we i ain't havein that so we all go lucha libre an start wreastling a yelling an being loud, unfortunately this brought the manager in who said the people in the next screening where complaining, then he saw the tore down curtain, the broken bottles an said he was callin the cops, so we all took off out the fire exits an head to carls car an before we got in, everyone handed me there half empty bottles an said told me to hurry up an finish um, me not likeing to waste a drink, i do as i'm told, that was the last thing i remeber, sean (jugalinko) told me i kept throwing the empty bottles into the back of carls car and broke one, and when i turnd around to clean it up i puke in his car, ( at least that's what they told me but it's probebly true since i woke up in the feild behind my house cover'd in shaveing cream and babypowder, they usually don't do that unless i made an ass out of myself. so SORRY CARL
one more thing, even though i didn't need um, i want to thank all the people who gave me b/b cd's for ray day, except d3dbdym4n who sent me bootlegs which i'm pretty sure don't count. Jk Homie.
Peep out these Juggalo Flask and Wicked Clown Hard Alchol Flask im Auctioning off on ebay. These are a rare one of a kind. Brand new.
Juggalo Flask
Wicked Clown Flask
 OK I"M OUT MCL
D3FoRMeR 1-19-2K1 Hella News
Aight juggalos D3former back up in this bitch. First off all I wanna give a shout out to Mike E. Clark your the shit for chilling with the juggalos last night. Even though I know I answered all those questions before anyone your still the shit. Now onto the news.....
First of all we got a new Comic Book convention date for St. Louis on March 4th. Heres the Address:
CD and Record Show
American Czech Hall
4690 Landsdown
You will defiantly see me buying up everything in stock. So make sure you come out and show some love. Also here are the new Freekshow tour dates.
1-29 Colorado Springs, CO @ Colorado Music Hall
1-30 Boulder, CO @ Fox Theatre
2-1 Wichita, KS @ Rita's Little Uptown
2-2 Dallas, TX Deep @ Ellum Live
2-3 Springfield, MO @ Juke Joint
2-4 Columbia, MO @ Blue Note
2-6 Antioch, TN @ The Palladium
2-8 Indianapolis, IN @ Egyptian Room
2-9 Cincinnati, OH @ Bogart's
2-10 Royal Oak, MI @ Royal Oak Music Theatre
Also to all you Chicago juggalos I got some bad news for you guys. Chicago is being taken out of running for the gathering of juggalos. This pisses me of just as much cause I voted for Chicago if St. Louis can't have the Gathering. The reason is the I.S.A.C. (Illinois State Athletic Commision) will not allow JCW. So Psychopathic figured the Gathering won't be the same with out it.
Lastly all you juggalos that chill in insaneclownposse.com chat you may have noticed that it runs on a new java script. Well, not only does it run on a new java script it runs on a different server. What that means is all your old buddies might still be using the old chat while your on the new. To connect to the old serverclick this link . Aight, that's gonnado it for today, till next time peace.
M500 GOD FATHER1/16/01
Well Mike E. Clark was on line all night talking to ninjas and doing a quiz. It was off the hook. Mike was getting drunk as hell and smokin weed the whole knigt. He posted some web cam pics durring the chat, interview with him and ther funny action. Mike shows his ass HERE. Mike is with his HO Liz HERE. and mike shooting his Load on her Hair with some dudes foot bout to kick her face in HERE. I think mike and that other dude went 3 way with liz. Thats hear say though.

In other news m500 got supplied today. New Dazzle basket ball jersys in stock with tones of new stuff. From now on everthing you get from m500 is from our own stock on hand. No More Back orders. You will see 2-3 day shipping and free gifts. You will also see tons of Price Drops and we will be serving you with great service as usual. Phat Props to Headcase for his LockDown News reports and freshness he brings m500. Shouts too, Violent Helm, Evil Twin, Clown E, Jesse, Spiderman, and Ry RY 2 slow, see ya in Hollwood NExt Week FOr TWIZTID! Once agin EVERY ONE BE SURE TO HIT UP CLOWN E LOVE FOR FREE DRINKS!
D3dBdyM4n 1/18/2k1
What up juggalos D3dBdyM4n in the haugh as you've heard Mission successful. Now I want to turn your attention to a website real quick that gave us mad props. www.juggalos-4life.com They gave us some sorta award which is mad fresh. Thank you SikKlown for that. Now here's the dealio. I watched for the first time Born Twiztid. Which was the shit. I laughed my fucking ass off. It was great. Now I got a care package in about 2 weeks ago from someone really cool. Missy from Big Money Hustlas. She hooked me up with her autograph on a photo. She's a down ass juggalette. I'm gonna be paying attention to the billboards to see if B/b pops up on it again. So go out and buy Born Twiztid if you can find it. As for this massive plans send me those e-mails for the 6 songs u want on this promo that we're all ( you and me juggalos) gonna give out to homeless people, army guys, chefs, fat people, skinny people. Shit like that. Until then ! I'm out. And remember, No Rules, No Censors, No Bullshit just the greatest juggalos bringing you the best we can. Milenko500! MCL One Luv-D3dBdyM4n
Milenko500 ENFORCERjanuary, 17h 2001 [Mail] [Photo] [Info]
RAY DAY WAS A HUGE SUCCESS!!
juggalos thanx to all of you who bought cds for rayday and all of you who supported ray day over all!! B/B just went Gold!! thats right theyve been certified GOLD!!! your all the shit!!!
go to

www.insaneclownposse.com

for more on that good shit!!
New merch for comic conventions: all kinds of discontinued and rare shit for the comic conventions!! a ton of fresh merch.. so click here to see when psychopathic is comin to a comic convention near you!!
MikeClarK: Ninjas get your ass to Mikeclark.com and get in that fukin chatroom.. god damn everytime I go in there nobody is fukin in there!! you can leave mike questions on the messageboard and he actually answers you...... so get the fuck in there. god damn it!!
Milenko500 and the gathering: aight according to speculation theres three places in the lead for the gathering..... California, colorado, and michigan....... personally I say keep it in Michigan!! and if and when the gathering happens expect some fukin milenko500 freshness ... check this our booth is gonna be like this.... were gona play backstage sluts on a vcr on a 32 inch T.V in the back right of the booth and on another 32 in tv on the back right there will be insane clown pussy(carnival orientated porno) Plus all kinds of merch. fukin juggalogear!! fukin webbroadcasts... and you will prolly see jugalinko, milenko500 DON SOFTCOREMIKE, me, and d3D runnin that bitch... its gonna be the shit!! the shit only Milenko500 can bring to the juggalos!! other than that shit there aint shit so again I'm gone...... and ya never fukin saw me!! and check D3ds update for some freshness he has to help the carnival even further!!
~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
D3dBdyM4n 1/172k1 AIight Juggalos this is D3d here to hit u up with an update. Check it out. I was Scheeming last night. I came up with a plan that will cost u a little bit of flow if u got the means. I have no name for this operation but I know for a fact it will blow rayday outta the fucking water by far. Now I know u juggalos pirate music everyday with yer mp3's and shit. Well here's a plan for all u internet ready cd burning f00'z. I need all juggalos to e-mail me 6 songs they want on this promo that ya'll are gonna do for me. They gotta be off of Bizaar Bizzar. After the 6 are e-mailed we then have all juggalos with CD-R's Burn these 6 songs as a promo. And give them out to people on the streets. In the back of cars. Movies, Drive ins, Tattoo parlors, Nursing Homes ECT. See people have a small brain span so if they hear phat raps and horror music and they like at least 1 song off of B/B they will go out and buy the cd's just to hear the one song. Then they'll listen to the rest of ! the cd and catch the message. So juggalos e-mail me and headcase 6 songs u like that should be on this CD-R for the rest of the world to enjoy. This will most definately make Work. I haven't a name for the project yet BUT it should work. Yes it's pirating but yer not doing nothing but giving 6 measly songs away and turning it into a sale. Until then I'm out like headcases momma trying to fit through a doorway-No Rules, No Censors, No Editors, No Fat chicks either They scare me-D3dBdyM4n
1/16/01 Rehab Official Site
Ok ninja's i spent all day shipping and every one should be very happy soon. But i wanted to let you all know this: I just talked to psychopathic today and there sending me the Very Last Small Psychopathic Charms ever to be produced agin. Thats right there DISCONTINUEING THE SMALL CHARM FOR EVER. Milenko 500 has been given the privlage of distributing the last ones to the general public. So if you want one GET ONE NOW. Ill have them in stock this thur. Ready to go out.
Also 3 new items comming in 1 week. #1.Juggalette Navy Blue Hoodies #2. Black Juggalette Baby T's #3.Hatchet Men Boxers. january, 13th 2001, eat shit str8 out of a diseaed monkeys crab infested ass.... and tell your freinds about juggalopromotions.com! [Mail] [Photo] [Info]
twiztid in MILWAUKEE review: ALRIGHT heres how it went down..... first lavel(mr.realist) took the stage and he had the place jumpin..... well kinda..... I didnt like his shit but whatever it just aint my deal. then MASTAMIND took stage and again I was in nap mode..... but again his style isnt too my liking.... but a lotta juggalos seem to dig his shit. then shuvel came on and thats when the insanity began and the place went fukin nuts..... and THEY SELL PIPES!! at there merch booth for all of ya pothead juggalos out there. then it was time for twiztid, they opened up with "Mutant X" then they went right into "we dont die" and it was on!! blaze showed up for "hounddogs" and "maniac Killa" along with anybody killa........ twiztid had some old school flavor going on in that set list..... with shit like "2nd hand smoke", "murder murder murder", "how does it feel", and "Die Muthafukla die"........ then they finished the show off with " I'm alright" after doing some songs with anybody and blaze and they thanked all the juggalos for showin up and that was it....... it was the shit. I guess jamie madrox showed up in the back by the bus later on signing autographs or whatever... and that was that.
headcase in review: click here to read my review on issues that have been really pissing me off lately..... or click here if you dont care
Juggalopromotions.com: www.Juggalopromotions.com is now open and ready for you juggalos with bands and juggalos that rap and even juggalos that wrestle. get your ass over there and sign up.. its totally free and we bust our ass so you dont have to.... the idea is to "promote" your talent..... and the site also works as a gallery of talented juggalos for other juggalos to check out. Also if anyone knows how they can be of help to the site...... your welcome to email us and tell us how you can help the juggalos!!
~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
Dogbeats86- 12/10
Sup Juggalos? Not much here. Im kind of in a dilemna. I spent damn near a half hour to an hour trying to figure out the phone number to the quiz in the "bizzar" cd booklet. Since im lazy, can someone who figured it out e-mail it to me at dogbeats86@hotmail.com . Help a juggalo out, ninjas. Also, I hope everyone voted since today was Ray Day. Lets see what Psychopathic says tommorow. Peace ninjas. Dogbeats86
milk1 / 13 / 01 kind of off the edge..waiting for feb 1st so i can go see icp.Also my girlfriend wont stop trying to jump in my pants..god Dominique stop!
Wuzzah jestah's!¿! nothing much my way..bored off my ass and waiting for some cash to fall into my lap. Anyways! Let's see what i can pull out my ass ooooohhhh yea hey hey...Ray Day is now officially started..I'm sure it was the biggest fucking success of the juggalo nation ever..any mission they put out wont beat this.None. MCL for anyone who participated.. I got my cd's...Did u?

Click here to check out some more tours dates at icp.com, also another thizang.. theres this thing called umm mike clark dot com needs to be seen if u haven't gone. If you come here...that means your going to mike clark dot com ok, now for some other shiznit.

I saw Icp on mtv2 today and they were talking about femi-fucking-nem again. ²that saying is ²copyrighted² Mtv asked what led to the disses each had going on back and forth and Violent J started out "He's just jealous that we have the flavor. See, when we diss on him, it hurts. Matter of fact he used to come to all of our shows...with a sign and clown make-up just singing-a-long to our songs and head-bangin with the rest of the fakes he was with."
Shaggy added "Yea the dinglenut used to be the first one in line screaming whenever he saw us...front row wearing clown makeup and what not..." .. alrighty..to me..that was fuckin funny..ok? That was just to damn funny. Also Juggalos hittin up the Icp Concert in St. Petersburg, Fl at the Jannus Landing watch out for me giving out flyers -n- shiznit .. and some other stuff ;D ill be wearing a ringmaster jersey, hatchet man beanie and hopefully by then a gold buffed psychopathic man charm. The free stuff im giving out is killer so watch out for me... peace out jestah's...peace, cornbread, and milk

-jugg-a-milk hahhahaha
Ape Boy 1/13/2k1 What up ninjas. Well peep this out ninjaz. D3dBdyM4n has disappeared from the Milenko500 scene as well as it seems life itself. This is his boy Ape. Now there is some speculation going around that D3dBdyM4n is Dead. Noone Knows What the fuck happened. He could have been kidnapped by eminem fans and held for ransom. But I doubt that happened. I heard that a tribe of pigmi's straight FUCKED him up on his trip to Africa. More speculation was that He and KweenJuggalette got it on and he fell in. I seriously doubt that too. He left me a note on my morning bananas saying "Take over my updates till I get back" So I don't think he's dead. I think he's just disappeared He's like FUCK THE WORLD and Straight bounced. He left one night dead ass tired and sick as fuck and hasn't been back since. Now here's the dealio ninjas. Today is RAY DAY!! That's right pick up Bizzar Bizaar and keep your receipts and mail that shit in to psychopathic. If you got wrestling skillz (The little pie! ce of paper that says yer an actual wrestler) then sign up for JCW. They are looking for more Ninjeez. I was looking at Http://www.circusmagazine.com and we're straight FUCKING Limp Bizkit and Slipknot up. It's pretty mad fresh. Keep voting and shit. Now I was reading and I was wondering who the fuck was Milk? What's next Tea? Sugar? Crisco. Ninjas out there. I have a quest for you all. I personally am Looking for a foodstamp from all 50 states. YES FOOD STAMPS. I wanna have a foodstamp from every single state so hook me up!! E-mail me and I'll give u my name and address. Until then I'm out ninjas. MCL-Ape Boy
1/11/01 Rehab Official Site
I dont meen to be keep mentioning but REHAB is phat as fuck. I have posted there songs More Like You mp3 3,551k + Storm Chaser mp3 3,351k + Drinking Problem MP3mp3 3,351k in mp3 and in real player we got + Gimmie my Money + Life is Bloody + Crazy People
and I know you dig this action, but let me tell you this. Every song on there new album is the caliber of these. THERE THE SHIT!. There a more "rap" than "core" band, Rehab takes an old school, low-fi approach to the hybrid genre dominating modern music. Concentrating on the lows people reach when in the throws of addiction (something these two men know a thing or two about), or the prison of a "nothing" life, Rehab offers their music, not necessarily in the spirit of their namesake, but as simple relief with classic B Boy rhythms and the self confidence to not shy away from the tough topics: "Our music can be considered somewhat dark. That's what we know so that's what we write about." Hailing from Atlanta, Danny Boone and Brooks deliver their obvious influences (Run DMC, the Beasties and Slick Rick) in what is now called the hip hop of the "dirty south." Be sure to check out Rehab as HOB.com presents this 24-Hour Audio Webcast recorded at the House of Blues Orlando on September 16, 2000.

Internet Concert
REHAB LIVE AT HOUSE OF BLUES

Be sure to check out Rehab as HOB.com presents this 24-Hour Audio Webcast recorded at the House of Blues Orlando on September 16, 2000. Log on Saturday January 13 beginning at 12PM (PST) / 3PM (EST) to watch Rehab! Remember

Also Rude Boy has Updated the Psycho Juggalos Hotline today for Clown E Love and Ry Ry 2 Slow. Giving them a lil vacation from the hotline. Peep it with Real Audio here or call 310 842 5005 and peep it there.

I just bought a hand gun. Its a .40 cal. Glock 27 Sub Compact. Im awaiting the 10 day California waiting period before i can pick it up, but if your gona get a Cap Peela id recomend the GLOCK as its the best weapon ever invented. Small Compact and Powerful this gun will peel your cap back.
D3FoRMeR 1-12-2K1 More B/B Tour Dates
Aight juggalos just got some more tour dates from insaneclownposse.com so with out delay here they are:

2-2-2001 Boynton Beach, FL @ Orbit Buy
2-4-2001 Nashville, TN @ 328 Performance Hall
2-5-2001 Birmingham, AL @ Five Points South Music Hall
2-7-2001 Memphis, TN @ New Daisy Theater
2-9-2001 Houston, TX @ Fitzgeralds
2-10-2001 Dallas, TX @ Deep Ellum Live
2-12-2001 Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater
2-13-2001 Tempe, AZ @ Club Rio
2-15-2001 Las Vegas, NV @ Huntridge Theatre
2-17-2001 San Diego, CA @ Canes
2-18-2001 Anaheim, CA @ The Sun Theatre
2-20-2001 Ventura, CA @ Ventura Theatre
2-21-2001 San Francisco, CA @ Maritime Hall
2-23-2001 Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
2-26-2001 Salt Lake City, UT @ Bricks
3-1-2001 Kansas City, KS @ Memorial Hall
3-3-2001 Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave Ballroom

Aight thats all i got for now peace ninjas.
Mîlk "Mail me bish" 1·12·01 sup guys im new and got a big fuckin headache..aint life wonder-fuckin-ful?
Wazzah Juggalos! My name is milk. That's right...no it didnt hit your ear crooked..just milk. I know it's plain but hey what u gonna do? Bitch? no..ok wellz I'm the new Guy and I'm kickin it with the news peepy peepz here at milenko500. So far it's a treat. Any-mothafuckin-ways I'm here to tell you some damn nizzy news.
First off
Icp concert
Like headcase and every other muthafucker said in the world...if you buy both bizzar/bizaar cd's on January 12th! "Ray Day" and you make sure u get those reciepts, then u get a fat ass fresh "juggalo thank-you prize" You have two ways of obtaining this filly phat prize.

1. Show ya damn reciepts to the merch. people at the bizzar/bizaar concert.
2. Send them into psychopathic Records and they will hook you up.

Also! for all you juggalos wondering "What the hell are they gonna sing at the concert?" ...I'ma tell you. If you wanna be suprised then scroll the fizuck down. Here we go. P. muthafuckin S. They aren't in order and these aren't all the songs.

Take me away, Chickin huntin, Piggie Pie, Toy Box, Fuck the world, Hokus Pokus, Southwest voodoo, Halls of illusions, Down with the clown, Terrible, Mr. Happy, Another Love song, Nothin but a bitch thang[off they website], My axe, Lets go all the way , crystal ball, Rainbows & stuff, santas a fat bitch, 50 bucks, please dont hate me, whut, tilt a whirl.. and some more i couldn't catch.

Second off
Mike Clark dot com!

Aiigtz, for all you juggalos who haven't seen this website yet...your missin some damn shit! Listen when you visit read the first page that comes up after the flash is done. It has a tips page...Read and copy those tips...they are gonna come in handy sooner or later. Also visit the message boards, chat rooms, and Mmost of all check the cd he's coming out with March 1st called "Don't be scared" Check it all out.

Last but not least

Icp Lookin for wrestla's!

Ok oK The Rude Boy is lookin for some juggalos who can wrestle for the upcoming spring "Juggalo Championship Wrestling" fed. Click here for more info

Aightz juggalos I'm out for nizow. Peace, cornbread, and milk for your crazy asses.
-mîlk
1/11/01
The milenko 500 finaly got a sign out front. On the busy street of down town. If your in S.L.O. califorina and your driving around and see a big white hatchet man vinyl sticker with the word MILENKO and the word 500 below that, well thats the home office of The Milenko 500 and its staff. Its where its going down and where its at. Any juggalos going to see Twiztid on the 25th of this month in LA on the SUNSET STRIP OF HOLLYWOOD well see ya there! Look for Clown E. Love and Ry Ry to slow as they are the O.G.'s of the Key Club and can hook your ass up on Drinks. If you want to get your F-ed up on then hit up the Psycho Juggalos. But if you see Clown E. Love with 2 or more Juggalette's on his arm or jock then he ask you refrain from hounding for drink.
january, 9th 2001corporate avenger interview!! [Mail] [Photo] [Info]
what the fuck is up Juggalos!! another day and another update. First off I d like to start by thanking www.taxesarestealing.com for being the shit!!
ray day:Juggalos!! this is very Important............... Instead of bringing your receipts from buying B/B for ray day to the shows for a free gift.... send your receipts along with your name and address to:
Psychopathic Records
Attention: Give me my Ray Day prize, bitch!
P.O. Box 332
Royal Oak, MI, 48068-0332"
NEW Letter From Violent J!!:check out the new letter just in today from Violent J to the juggalos concerning Kid Cock, Blaze, and lavel by clicking here now!!!
here is a letter we recieved concerining someones health:

hello this is Max's, I mean Lokie's girlfriend. He wanted me to write you on his e-mail and tell you that he is ok and that he is feeling a little bit better. He just didnt want you guys to think he was dead so he told me to tell you to say he's almost all better now and will be back on his feet soon. He also sais to tell everyone hey and thats about it.


and thats all I gots today juggalos check again tommorow for more flavor

~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
D3FoRMeR 1-9-2K1 Location of 2001 Gathering
WHAT UP NINJAS, aight juggalos quick but MAD IMPORTANT UPDATE. This is straight from insaneclownposse.com. Aight well as many of you may have already known the Gathering of the Juggalos for 2001 WAS supposed to be held in Chicago. Well ninjas, that may all change. Psychopathic Records has decided that they are going to have us juggalos vote on that shit much like we did last year when mad juggalos got pissed when it was put in St. Louis. So juggalos send your votes and comments to vote@insaneclownposse.com. D3FoRMeR out this bitch.
Clown E Love 1/9/2001
Whuts Juggalin muthafackoz?!?! Yea im starting a new trend...instead of sayin whuts up, ninjaz gotta start saying Whuts Juggalin muthafacko?!? Hahaha ok enuff of that. CALIFORNIA juggaloZ....why you laggin and not getting your ticket for Twiztid @ the KEY CLUB in HollyWood on January 25?!?!?! Oh...you did get ur ticket ? Ok my bad Send me an email...lemme know your going....theres gonna be MADD ninjaz going...i have a small posse going with me and meeting me there...which includes the Milenko500 ninjaz. Also....dont forget juggaloz nationwide call tha Psycho Juggalos hotline...get noticed and represent who you are and where you're callin from. We got Phat of Whack selectionz where u ninjaz pick non-ICP or Twiztid songs that you listen to and they get voted on too see if ninjaz like it or not. Plus we got tha JRL Selection where u guyz request ICP or Twiztid songs to start off tha hotline with. Me and my homie Ry Ry 2 Slow skool tha hotline for you ninjaz cuz we're ninjaz jes like you..itz all for tha Juggaloz!! Wooo Woooo.....finally a hotline by juggalos 4 juggalos....and we even have contests where ninjaz can win shit....it may take several years before u get ur prize but hey at least u know u won tha muthafacko!! Thats it for now juggaloz.....make sure to hit up tha Milenko500 store and get ur juggalette Tees b4 they sell out!! Juggaloz dont forget those sexy as FUCK Juggalettes out there!! Aight im out like whut?!?! Baby Whut!? MCL
Dj Dogbeats86- 01/09
Hey Juggalos, Ray day is coming. Pick up your cds. LETS ROCK THIS BITCH!!! Ive seen Lets Go All The Way quite a few times on the late night slot (about 11 in the last week and a half) I even saw it twice in one night. SO whatever you juggalos are doing, keep it up. I saw ICP on a ultrasound on MTV from awhile back. Nothing big, just talking about the issue with spin way back. Another thing....I am adding a new feature to my updates,. Its kinda what they do on the Twiztid site, but who the fuck copyrighted it right? Ok, its called, "The Milenko500 Horrer Flick Pick Of The Month" OK, what I will do is tell you guys about a fresh movie that either I, or one of you juggalos saw that sounds or IS fresh. So send me your ideas. Ok, here is the first one of the year 2000::: January 2001 Milenko500 Horrer Flick Pick: "From Dusk Till Dawn" OK, this movie is about these 2 outlaws that killed a bunch of people trying to get to Mexico. They take this family as hostages to help get them across the border. When they get across the border, they go to this bar called,"The Titty Twister"....HAHA!!! Anyways, it all seems normal at first, but then they find out that every employee at the."Titty Twister", is nonhuman. SO, if you wanna find out what the fuck everybody in the bar is, rent the fucking flick. It was directed by Quentin Tarrentino. FRESH ASS MOVIE JUGGALOS!!! Aight, Thats it, Dogbeats86
january, 8th 2001corporate avenger interview!! [Mail] [Photo] [Info]
wad up just some quick news for ya!
Mike Clark: www.mikeclark.com is NOW OPEN!!! so get your ass there and check that good shit!! and hit me up in the chatroom cause I'm always chillin in there.

~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
1/08/01
What up all you Twiztid Serial Killin Juggalo's! Im back from Las Vegas where I blew mad Cash and Drank angry amounts of 7 and 7'ns. BOttom line is im not gona bore you with details but lay it all down. "LAS VEGAS FUCKIN ROCKS!" its the adults disney land and the Happyiest most drunken place on earth. Check this pic from Mike he sent it in to me off his web tv. Thanx mike.
Any one who ordered a Charm 60 of them were just sent to me along with 50 small ones. So check your mail in bout a week or so. I also orded alot of extra stuff aprox 16,000.00 worth of psychopathic merchindise in Stock (no joke) starting when it arrives to me in 5 days. This means shipping times of less than a week. Any ways here is the pic of ICP on VH1 from Mike, where J talks shit bout Eminem.
MOOSE 01/08
Disclaimer: I'm not affiliated with anyone, I'm poor, and not worth suing, AKA, I'm not with the WWF, WcW or ECW or anybody like that so FUCK OFF with the legal shit bitch! > Whut up Juggalos and Ninjas, it's MOOSE back up in this bitch once again, HAPPY 'FUCKIN' New Year. This is A VERY happy New Year for MOOSE simply because MOOSE graduates HighSchool this year and goes on to....Community College haha. > Yeah I know, like I said I'm poor what did you expect me to say, Harvard? Anyway, Tonight I'm just gonna shoot off my mouth because I want to. Welp, MOOSE is still alone, which basically means (I AIN'T GETTING ANY ASS!) January (21, its the mass or conn concert i forgot) I believe, MOOSE attends his FIRST ICP concert (yeah i know I'm late, I never had the cash before) I'm a concert virgin, so I'm hoping the date i'm taking with me will let me hit some skins. I talked to a few ninjas I go to school with one Juggalo his name is Pat, he's one of my main homies and has been to a few concerts at the Tsongas Arena and the ones in Boston. Anyway he was telling me to expect one helluva chill time, there's gonna be a mosh pit that will kick my ass. Basically get ready to take a swing at everyone. And get ready to take a shower in Faygo. I'm all excited and shit cuz I'm still trying to decide if I should pay homage to my favorite psyho Juggalo Vampiro OR if I should go with the old school Violent J. look, he's a phat bastard, and so am I dammit, haha call either one of us that and we'll beat your ass. SO if anyone sees a 6'3" 300lb juggalo with short slicked back strawberry blonde hair with a 5'3" blonde juggalette on my side come say whaaazzzaaaaappp (Yeah I know the budweiser guys are the shit!) OH YEAH...if someone scores ORANGE Faygo Hook me up cuz I've always wanted to try it! > Question to my homies @ M500 Guys what should I expect other than what I was told?> Oh yeaahh, Expect a MOOSE exclusive from the concert and (the hotel room, cuz the juggalette I'm going with and I are gonna stay at one) Yo If you see a Happy MOOSE you saw a Ninja who got some NEDEN! AIGHT FREEKS, MOOSE up out this bitch.... MCL to EVERY Mutahfacko that luv me and oh yeah BE SURE to send me ideas as to who i should paint up like and what to expect and shit...(and if i do get some neden any fuckin' positions i could hit it from) AIGHT FREEKS, MOOSE has just fucked with your head and is gonna go take a shit. Peace the fuck out. MCL and MML to every mutahfacko from the underground.> OH YEAH one more thing before I jet, I'm on MSN instant messenger. so if you have MSN my email address is Roaddogg_Jr@webtv.net just add me to your buddylist and give me a shout out or what ever. Peace Out yo!
january, 7th 2001corporate avenger interview!! [Mail] [Photo] [Info]
Twiztid in chicago:wad up juggalos!! the twiztid show in chicago was off the fukin hook!! I missed most of the opening acts due to some people searching and difficulties but when twiztid got on stage all eyes were on that shit. blaze was there and performed with twiztid with an afro wig on, violent J was there on stage for a few songs as well..... along with rudeboy and anybody killa also making appearences on stage. I dont wanna give the whole show away. but just trust me its the shit!
shout outs: I gottta give a juggalo shouout to crystal, abbie, sarah, rudeboy and of course my wife pinky as well as my freind Tony. your all the shit and I had a really good time.
corporate avenger Interview: thats right! Ive been tellin ya about coporate avenger and now I have managed to get an exclusive interview with the corporate avenger for the juggalos..... hes gotta lot to say to you the juggalos!! he has mad respect for yall... so make shure ya check the interview out By clicking here. and I wanna thank corporate avenger for taking the time to answer my questions. thats the shit man. one love!
also, my homie cactusjeckel made some phat customized psychopathic calenders. there not for sale only for ya to download , view, and let him know what ya think of them. So click here to check them out.
and other than that shit, there aint shit........ so I'm out and shit......... mcl juggalos and MMFCL to PINKy cause your the shit!!
~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
D3dBdyM4n 1/7/2k1 My head hurts. What up juggalos. This is D3dBdyM4n Straight up back from the Twiztid Freekshow Concert to report on how that shit was. Man on a scale from 1-10 I'd rate that mother fucker at an 11. It was the mutha fucking shit. MY GOD! It was Super fresh. So fresh you wouldn't get any closer to that shit. It started out when Me, Trish (PsychoNutt) Rob (The Punisher), Eric (Lazy E), Felix (Dawg Nutz) and Jeremy (J) showed up at the crib. We all had a few rattlesnakes. Straihgt up got a bit toastie and went to Meijers to pick of some mutha fucking Faygo. Well we got to Meijers and I was video taping everything and the fucking old bitch that always sits out front of the place was straight bitching at me saying I couldn't have a camera in the place cuz of some shit or another. So I left the camera outside. We got some faygo and jetted to Headliners. I got there and started to tape everything with the video camera. As soon as I figure out how to put that shit in the computer and run it o! ff the internet I will. Anyways We all handed out 240 Milenko500.com Flyers. I met up with Hardcore Mike from Realjuggalos gave him some daps and straight split. The juggalos were mad hyped about this concert. Some Guy I have no clue got on stage and hyped the crowd up. THen MastaMind Rocked the crowd a bit. I was in the middle of the crowd and got straight nailed in the side of the ear. I got fucked up. I have a concussion from it but I got over it. Me, PsychoNutt, The Punisher, Big Vic, DawgNutz, J, and Lazy E got straight seperated. There were juggalettes flashing they titties and nedens all over the place. Security was rough. There was a press area where I saw mike at. I had no clue how to get a press pass so I didn't fuck with it. Besides I wanted to be a part of the concert not down in the "pussies" hole. J came to the concert wearing slippers and ended up crowd surfing and lost them. It was pretty funny. He found them at the end of the show. Anyways. A cool ass band cal! led Shovel came up after Mastamind. They ROCKED the fucking crowd. It was great. They were all up crowd surfing and shit with the juggalos. It was mad fresh. THe juggalos loved them. Finally a rock band that the juggalos had mad respect for. Then Twiztid HIT. And they hit HARD. THey started out with The Freekshow Intro, then Mutant X then We Don't die. The Juggalos were straight hyped. Juggalos crowd surfing. Juggalettes getting they shirts ripped off. This one juggalette lost her whole shirt. One of the security guards hooked her up. It was super dooper cashflow fresh. Well then all of a sudden Hound Doggs hit. And out came BLAZE Y0 DEAD HOMIE sporting an Afro Wig dressed up straight G'd out. So there's still life in Blaze. Then ANybody KIlla came out Straight ripped shit up with Twiztid and Blaze. THey hit the last song and it was bad assed. Twiztid then gave a speach before we left. Then I got outside and went around to Shovels Tour Bus and me and Big Vic hung with them for! about 15 minutes. They were all fresh ass ninjas who had mad ass Psychopathic love. There were some shovel fans dissing Twiztid and I had to control myself cuz I was gonna straight FUCK them up but it didn't happen I calmed down. Plus My head is hurting like a freshly popped Neden. Then I went back to the Twiztid tour bus and hung with the rest of the crew and taped them hounding the fuck outta everyone. J didn't show up to the show he must have went home. But this concert was totally on point. I stayed near the barricade for the most part and we popped a juggalos Psychopathic Concert Cherry. It was great. Well that's my review. We didnt' get any pics cuz we got seperated and the camera got Confiscated. No L33t Ninja skillz. Until then Ninjas I'm out like my left ear. All fucked up and shit. MCL-D3dBdyM4n
01/06/01 corporate avenger!! [Mail] [Photo] [Info]
Tick fukin Tock some fukin news on the clock!! thats right My man Aftamath hooked me up with some str8 up phat news and pointed me to the ninja with the proof. this motherfuKa with the shit to fill ya heads with!! goes by the name PUG, ninja! your the shit for hookin up some exclusive news!!
and here it is....
Blaze Our dead hime: back from the dead! ya thought he was gone from the tour but apparently he was reportedly seen performing hounddogs with twiztid at the metropol in pittsburgh, PA. so juggalos I dont know how much longer he'll be hangin on the tour. but it looks like ya might see him for the next couple of dates.
Chicago twiztid show: yes me and a few will be attending the twiztid show in chicago today..... if you wanna say whats up click here for a pick of me so ya know what I look like....... If I see anyone handin out our flyer I will have to give ya props on the site. so hopefully I'll see some of ya tommorow. peace and mcl juggalos!
~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
D3dBdyM4n 1/5/2k1 Disclaimer: AXE MURDERS! WE DON'T DIE! SERIAL KILLAZ WE DON'T DIE! FREEKS OF THE NIGHT WE DON'T DIE! MILENKO500! WE DON'T DIE! What up juggalos. Well the news dropped so I'm gonna basically lay it down on you in a short and sweet thing. Ray Day. You buy the cd keep the receipt they hook u up with some new shit. Totally fresh. They Invaded Mexico over the holidays and whipped that fucking ass. Pretty great. Vampiro was in a plane accident but he's alright just a little shaken up. I was searching ebay earlier to check out what some ninjas who were hard up like me were auctioning off. I found the people who make the Psychopathic Records Charms Auctioning off Charms. I went to the direct site which is the following Http://www.floridajewelryad.com So peep that shit out. THey have some new charms out The bloody hatchet it's mad fucking crazy. It's fresh so is the new jewelry they are releasing to the public soon. So peep that out. Now I won't be online for probably a few days or so cuz I've got the concert in Louisville I'm going to and I'm still in the ! midsts of moving. Thanks to Trish vic and Rob for giving me a helping hand on that. I'll hit ya'll back. But uhm I'll be there in Louisville on Sunday. I'll be wearing My Dazzle Jersey and faygo beanie, so if you want to come up and say wussup chill or hang wit me that would be mad fresh. I'm not a very shy guy so I'll be there. I'll probably be with Juggalo_Chick, Hardcore_Mike, FxckFace, Big Vic, PsychoNutt and The PUnisher during the show if I can find them mafakaz.So don't be shy juggalos I'll be there in the flesh hooking u ninjas up with some fresh news and if I can get some printed Flyers. Until then I'm out like that wrestlers teeth that spat on Violent J. Oh and by the way. If you go to thesixth first you'll prolly see my update on there. I didn't plagerize. MCL
01/04/00 corporate avenger!! [Mail] [Photo] [Info]
wad up juggalos. Ive got a whole shitload of news for ya!!! first of all violent J has again addressed the juggalos with some good news and some almost bad news so click here to check that shit out
New merch:6 New items. 1.big money hustlas DVD!! 2. JCW 2 on VHS and DVD 3.Brand new album!! 4.The pendelum comic #7! 5. ICP basement cuts on CD! 6.ICP interview CD
go to www.insanclownposse.com for details on all that shit.
joe and Joey records:thats right the new underground label joe and joey records brings you "Bloody Louie Borhieves" and "Bloody Larry Borhieves" the "Borhieve Brothers". The first relaese will be entitled "YE OL’ BARN"and its gonna be the wicked shit times ten....... thats right this is gonna be hellafukinwicked!!! they wear old ripped up hillbilly like overalls, slpattered blood and crazy masks. they carry some sharp ass farmtools, this is the kinda shit that will give wes craven nightmares!! as soon there is more known about this I will let ya know........ next...
Rayday: when ya purchase B/B cds for rayday make shure to save your receipts. show your receits to the merch guy at the B/B shows and you will get hooked up phat with some suprise shit!
Milenko500 flyer: aight juggalos! all the juggalos down with our shit, all of you reading this right now... I made up a tight ass flyer for our site and if your down it would be madd appreciated if you made copys and handed them out at upcoming B/B shows and freekshow tour shows. I made two versions of it.. so click here and click here to check em out....... just right click and select "save image as" to save it to your hard drive. ThanX!!YouR thE sHiT!! peace and mcl juggalos!!
~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
D3dBdyM4n 1/4/2k1 Disclaimer: If you don't like what I gotta say skip this update. I've got alot to say and if your are the slightest offended by it read headcases shit or go visit thesixth for one of their updates they stole from RJ or us. W0000 Cuz I'm in an apesuit and that means I don't give a FUCK! What up Juggalos. This is D3dBdyM4n here. I'm awaiting what you all are too. I have no clue what's going on with the Main site but there's some big news gonna happen. I was watching the news and was like in awe that fucking Eminem was nomitated for a Grammy. I sat there and thought for a second. I then thought wait. I know what's going on! He's using our hate against us. We bitch and moan and complain about him and he uses that against us. It's pretty wack I know but he's gonna win a grammy cuz we diss him. Noone likes him and we diss him and so people give his sites hits and shit. People like the badguys. So if we ignore him like the plague he'll fade out like Milli Vanilli. I wanna give a shout out to the 2 juggalos I saw on Raw is War! That was great. I saw a couple of signs and a fat guy in a riddlebox shirt. During the Rock/Kane Match. Well I'm off to see myself buttnakid with My axe. Remember if miss any of our updates they will most likely be on thesixth cuz the! y jack our shit anyways. Until then I'm out MCL.-D3dBdyM4n
1/03/01
Ninja's, juggalos and Juggalette's. Ill be with my crew at the 2001 Consumer Electronics Show (C.E.S. 2001) in the City That never sleeps Las Vegas Nevada. Were rolling 6 deep and were staying at the Excalibur Hotel And Casino. Any of you Vegas Juggalos should show up at the Excaliber and look for the Psychopathic Baseball jerseys and you will find my crew. From the 4-7th will be there, just parting 24-7. Remember juggalos, theres always clown love in every citi, you just got to find it.
Juggalos there have been a few Fake ICP stores That have POPed up Here and There trying to Steel your $. Dont fall for that shit you might see a lil cheeper prices but you wont ever get your merchindise, thats the bottom line. Be weary of any one not accecepting Personal Checks and Credit cards. Just a Lil advice from Jug.
01/02/01 taxes are stealing [Mail] [Photo] [Info]
what up juggalos!! welcome to the new year!! 2001 year of the lotus!!! aight sorry I havent been updating lately Ive just been here and there with other shit......... but here it goes
new merch: as in lunchboxes yes!! motherfukin lunchboxes! twiztid lunchboxes and Big money hustlers lunch box........... so all you juggalos with kids in school and shit get them these fukin juggalo lunchboxes.
Tour news: twiztid is now back on the road without blaze and relative ash and now with mastermind... and shovel. violent J will be at the twiztid show in chicago this saturday which I will hopefully be attending depending on the weather.
Juggalettes: Come on juggalettes if you havent already bought one. ya gotta get one of those juggalette baby tees cause there the shit and so are you... all juggalettes are.
corporate avenger: I just downloaded a coperate avenger song called "taxes are stealing" and its the shit! so go to his site which is linked above and Download some shit if ya havent heard his shit yet!!!!! just thought Id throw that in there.
ICP Publicity: And as you prolly heard some big magazine u.s. weekly or someshit.... rated B/B the #2 worst album(s) of the year. theres no such thing as bad publicity. if anything, thats only gonna gain album sales.... its called "free add space" but anyway..
feminem: our enema enemy feminem is lookin at some court dates in april........ and seeing how he likes to have sex with fat black guys (dr.dre) he should have a comfortable stay in jail. BOBO will show him around and take good care of him.... treat him nice and shit.
Rayday: RAYDAY is appraoching juggalos its a week from this friday so make shure ya get some B/B cds for that shit............. and click on "help fund ray day" over on the right if you havent yet
FM STORM: it seems that the FM storm thing has slowy disapeared but never fear cause headcase is here MUHAHAHAHA!!! I noticed that juggalo joe from Rj.com has taken the time himself to find radio stations everywhere and thats the shit ya gotta give him props for that!!! this task will be taken on by myself as well and I'm asking all of yall to do the same. just gather emails and mass email the stations saying hay!! play our shit!
~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
Dj Dogbeats86- 12/10
Dogbeats86-December 31 2000- MY picture
Hey juggalos, Happy new years eve!!! I got Born Twiztid, and juggalos, THAT SHIT IS FRESH!!! Definately worth 20 bucks. Also, my picture is up now at www.milenko500.com/dogbeats86.jpg . Headcase hooked me up with the shirt in that pic while he was at the gathering . THANKS AGAIN NINJA!!! I saw enema-em on Saturday Night Live last night, he was doing a gay dance during the weekend update segment. SPEAKING OF THE LITTLE BITCH, it turns out that he will not be able to get out of the charges for the assault on Dougie Doug, so that little fag will suffer for fucking wit da dark carnival. ON A FINAL NOTE, have a good new years eve and hopefully the world wont die.PEACE!!!
D3dBdyM4n 1/2/2k1 Disclaimer:Not one single complaint today. What up juggalos Happy New Years and shit Juggalos. Hopefully this year will be more exciting and well alot better then last years shitty year. I'm gonna do a small year in review. January-June: All juggalos await the gathering and the Second Wing of WCFOS Tour as well as Big Money Hustlas. D3dBdyM4n Falls in love with his ex. July-September. BIg Money Hustlas is released Fans find the name of the two new cd's as well as the gathering. D3dBdyM4n Moves and Loses his Ex. October-December: Bizzar Bizaar are released as well as Twiztid Freekshow. ICP goes on MTV, ICP goes on B/b Tour while Twiztid goes with Blaze on the Freekshow Tour. Blaze Drops from Psychopathic. Operation Lienda Flops on MTV. Operation Ray Day goes in part. D3dBdyM4n joins Milenko500. Loses Job, Finds new juggalos and hangs with them. January 1st-??? 2001 D3dBdyM4n is still standing. Now that was my year in review so what I might have left out a few things but that's the most part of it. Now I'd like t! o plug a quick site that is actually in full operations Http://www.juggalo-nation.org it's ran by a few of my homies Fl4wed and Sir2Dope. It's pretty nice look forward to it in the future. I did an update for them on there to give them some more hits. Keep them on your book mark cuz these boys have spent a long ass time working on it and have been busting their asses to do it. Now I want to point out on a certain "Seeds" site that pretty much put a diss on ICP. Yes it's true that ICP did make the 2nd worst cd according to USA today or whatever fucking major newspaper it was. But a certain fucking website posted that shit as it was a joke. "What we got beat my Kathy Lee Gifford for the worst?" Now that's some bullshit and let me guarantee if I EVER see you in person I'm gonna fucking slap your face off. You are supposed to help our cause but instead you're being a fucking bitch about it. You make a joke outta something you are suppose! d to be working for? That's not helping it that's hindering OUR cause as juggalos so next negative thing that comes out your mouth you juggalos won't have to worry about mine and Delusionals wrestling match at the gathering. Cuz I'm gonna find the little 16 year old faggot who said that and beat his fucking face in. Straight up. Cuz I'm in an Ape Suit and that means I dont' give a FUCK. And Next time you diss our site faggot I'm gonna personally come to your house and straight FUCK YOU UP! And you know who I'm talking about. And if I ever see mine, Headcases, D3formers, or anyone elses news pasted on your fucking site I again WIll come over and curb your punk ass. Until then I'm out like this mafakas site will be bunch of busta ass punks.-D3dBdyM4n
D3dBdyM4n 1/1/2k1 Disclaimer: What up ya'll back again if you don't like this update eat a fat dick. Wussup juggalos this is D3dBdyM4n back to hit ya'll up with something or another. I'm chillin at a New Years party and I want ya'll juggalos to know Give operation Ray Day some props and help. I wanna address some shit. All juggalos out there who go the insaneclownposse.com chat I'm sorry for the misunderstanding and shit everything is fixed. Another thing is New Years Resolutions. My New Years Resolution is to make this site as tight as possible. I'm gonna learn some flash for you juggalos. Well Until then I'm outtie MCL ONE LUV-D3dBdyM4n
12/29/00 headcase@mp3.com [Mail] [Photo] [Info]
what the fuck is up juggaloz!!! aight i got some quick news and shit for ya......... first off this ninja Phunxy@hotmail.com has gone even deeper into that mysterious image in the Bizzar/Bizaar spiral on the cd covers... you really gotta see what he uncovered..... so click here to check that shit out !! also some t0ur news brought to my attention by deadpumpkin@hotmail.com AIM name IlHazordlI....... albany, NY juggalos if you were expecting an albany show.... it aint happening but according to ticketmaster they are playing in Clifton Park, NY at the "northerm Lights" venue on the 20th of januFUCKINary!! tickets are now on sale so go get that shit.... and hit up IlHazordlI on aol Instant messanger if you wanna hook up with another juggalo at the show....... or email him at the addy above. aight juggalos thats it for now and I'll be back..... oh yea for all of you calling blaze a sellout or callin him weak for leaving psychopathic..... try to get your shit str8 before you talk.......... hes gotta do whats best for him... you dont own icp you dont own twiztid and you dont own blaze these are all artist tryin to make it in there game........ of course there gonna do whats best for them. that dont mean they dont got love for you..... cause they do and if youve got love for them you'd wanna see them succeed no matter where or how they do it. bottom line!!! peace and mcl juggalos have a great fukin juggalo new years and shit...
~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
D3FoRMeR12/29 JCW matches & I.C.P. Awards
These are the matches for the upcomming JCW vol. 2 that will hit shelves on Feb. 6 2001:

Chris Hero vs. High Zaha
Dick Nipple vs Billy bill
Tom "The Scrub" Dub vs. Fat Fuck Barrelboy
Rude boy vs. Abdullah the Butcher (Cage Match)
Fat Fuck Mail Boy vs. Mad Man Brando (thumb tack, broken glass, barb wired match)
Insane Clown Posse and Esham and Evil Dead vs. The Rainbow Coalishion (Main Event)

Also, the shaggy shows are supposed to hit stores sometime around march on VHS and DVD. Lastly, on the hotline today Violent J gave out the 2000 I.C.P. awards here they are:
Best Group of The Year: Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid
Worst Group of the Year: dynamite hack
Best Album of 2000: Bizzar, Bizaar, and Freakshow
Worst Album of 2000: Marshall Mathers LP
Best Event of 2000: The Gathering of the Juggalos
Worst JCW Show: Ohmaha Nebraska
Best Tour Date: Phoniex Arizona Wicked Clowns From Outerspace Tour
Worst Tour Date: Oklahoma City's canceled shows
Biggest Clown Town: Chicago Illionois
Smallest Clown Town: Fargo North Dakota
Concert of the Year: Hallowicked
Craziest Crowd: both nites in pittsburgh on Wicked Clowns From Outerspace Tour
Meanest Crowd: Kansas City Missouri on Wicked Clowns From Outerspace Tour
Loudest Crowd: Virginia beach on wWicked Clowns From Outerspace Tour
Best JCW Crowd: Denver Colorado
Best JCW Wrestler: Cash Flow
Biggest Crowd: Kansas City Radio Festival with 12,000 people
Biggest Where Did All The Juggalos go town: Dallas Texas
Biggest Where Did All The Juggalos Come From place: Australlia
Best Web Sites: All the seeds of lotus pages (not us)
Best I.C.P. Hotline: Thesixth.com hotline
Best Rumor: Violent J beat up 2 radio DJs in St. Louis
Worst Rumor: Emienem shot ICP
Well there you have it juggalos. The 2000 Awards from Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. You can check out the unoffical awards on the I.C.P. hotline on option 1.

12/27/00 headcase@mp3.com [Mail] [Photo] [Info]
what up juggalos!! just droppin in to tell you to help out Ray Day by clicking here and enter your email twice into the yellow box and check your mail for further instructions. Juggalos please take the time to do this. for them charities and for our favorite juggaloz. violent J and shaggy 2 dope!! and have a juggalo new years and all that good shit.......... I'm out. and stay tuned for a ton of freshness happebning after the first of the year!!
~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
D3dBdyM4n 12/27/00 Disclaimer:FUCK YA'll BITCHES. I'm gettin Payed!!!!!!! What up juggalos. Nothing on the news front. My boy Big Vic was telling me that a local radio station had an ICP weekend. That's right most of the weekend they was playing some ICP. Had contests giving out ICP merchandise and shit. It was fresh. He said that they were Playing Radio Stars Edited. The name of the radio station full of bad ass ninjas is 100.5 the fox. They own as it is. They diss other radio stations for being bitches. Their website is Http://www.foxrocks.com. Well ninjas I'm outtie. I've got some moving to do. MCL ONE LUV-D3dBdyM4n
12/23 JUGGALETTE'S


Click the Pictures Above to Get an Enlargement of the Baby T's

There finaly done Ladies. The Juggalett Baby T's. This Is a One Size Fits all Baby T. This is made by High Quality ClassicGirl by American Apparel. This is shipped 3 day fast Priority mail. Juggalos Be sure to hook your girl up with one of these. Even if she hates ICP she will love this Baby T as it just plain looks GOOD.
D3dBdyM4n 12/23/00 Disclaimer: AHHH SHIT IT'S BACK AGAIN! OK IF YOU HAVE EVER READ MY UPDATES. D3dBdyM4n HAS NEVER CALLED ANYONE A BITCH UNLESS IT WAS EMINEM. He got an e-mail today from someone saying he called this person a bitch on one of his updates. NO HE DID NOT. So if yer reading this person who e-mailed him. I never called u a bitch in an update. That's stupid to point allegations or to read my updates into it too deep. You know who you are you asked me to not put u in my updates anymore. But to be honest I wouldn't want to call u a bitch if I'm trying to fix our friendship. End of Disclaimer.... What up juggalos everyones favorite STUPID ASS is back. D3dBdyM4n in the haugh WHUT UP JUGGALOS!!!! Back from my 3 man drinking binge to tell u that I'm in the haugh. 13 rattlesnakes, 2 tequilla sunrises, 3 hits of aftershock, and half a rum and coke and I'm still alive from it. My liver is asking why?! Anyways. For all u ninjas who know me Shouts out to ya. News now. There is some speculation that NoodleNugget is dead. Now this is true the name did die but the person is very well alive. He's just on a brief Haitus. He'll be returning in the near future. Another thing I must address is that our homey from Rydas.com HeavyClown wrote a damn good letter to the juggalos on their site. It's mad deep makes you almost want to cry like a little baby bitch butterfly. Now there are other speculations going around on why Blaze quit psychopathic. To be honest. I have noooo clue on why he left the business. But good luck to ya blaze. Hope to hear your new shit in the future. Now an! other thing I fucked up on was the e-mail address I gave u for Http://www.rave2000.tv's managers e-mail for them to change the 12-4 format to ICP and other Wicked shit for the juggalos. The e-mail address is this Cj@rave2000.com. I was a bit lurid that night and rave and wave looked like the same word to me. So my appologies to them for that big mix up. Also I want u ninjas to peep out a fresh site ran and own by 1 person. Http://www.psychopathic-underground.com Ran by everyone favorite Kunt. Kuntagious. It's mad fresh and she keeps that bitch updated. Well juggalos until then I'm outtie. MCL-D3dBdyM4n
MOOSE 12/22/2K
Disclaimer: I'm not affiliated with anyone, I'm poor, and not worth suing, AKA, I'm not with the WWF, WcW or ECW or anybody like that so FUCK OFF with the legal shit bitch! What up Juggalos and Ninjas, it's MOOSE, Yeah I know I've been late with my news and yo, i'm sorry aight, Subway of all places has been givin' me shit and School as well as X-Mas hasn't been any easier either. But to appologize to my Wrestling Freeks Here is MOOSE's XXX-Mas edition of the wrestling column.
WWF News and Rumors:
-Road Dogg was indefinately suspended. It's under good authority to assu the D-O-double G went back to an old enemy...his old drug problem.
-William Regal (that british bitchboy) may very well take over Mick Foley's Commishioner's spot.
-Speaking of the former Commish. Mick's wife Collette is pregnant with their 3rd child, That's why he's been written out of WWF tv for a while, so he can be with Family. ---Congrats Cactus Sac!
-Juggalo warrior Raven (who is the topic of question to D3dbdyM4n) is looking to get a nice push at the hardcore title, if Smackdown was any indications of this, look for a Blackman/Raven mini fued to boil from their battles for the title. Raven as we all know is still fueding with Hardcore Holly and now...Al Snow.
-Going back to Regal for a second, Look for further involvement by Stone Cold as their feud continues to escalate.
-(from WWF.com) As a tribute to D-Generation X, http://www.wwfdx.com has been updated from the dx story till now.
-And on a final note...ANTI-Juggalos Limp Nutz err (Limp Bizkit) was asked by he Undertaker to come up with a theme for his new "DEADMAN INC." gimmic, That's why he's been coming out to 'Rollin' instead of American Bad Ass which WWF chose not to reserve the right to continue using it.
WCW News and Rumors:
-Goldberg was featured in this month's issue of Playboy Magazine (which MOOSE picked up, God Damn I wanna bang out Gabby Reece's neden, what a sexy bitch!) The article gives clips of his book "I'm NEXT" which his brother Steve helped co-write.
-"Syn" WCW's next PPV takes the place of the former WCW/nWo ppv SOULED OUT. The card is in the final phases as the card is being worked out.
-Diamond Dallas Page & Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner, got into a real life backstage brawl @ last monday's nitro as Steiner cut an impromptu shoot promo about Dallas Page and how he'd need a sex change to be a man justto fight him and how he can take anyone from the trailor park and make them big. (referring to DDP's wife Kimberly)
-And finally in the WCW catagory...With Crowbar's latest preformance VS. Terry Funk (drunk Terry Flunk, for those who watched strangle fuckin' mania) at WCW's last PPV, Crowbar is being considdered for another title shot at the next ppv.
ECW News and Rumors (not alot this time sorry, yo)
-IF you haven't heard by now, ECW Wrestler and Superstar NEW JACK, announced his retiremen after working one last match for the Jersey Pro-Wrestling promotion at the ECW arena on 2/3/01.
-Another name is added to the list of WWF's wish list of ECW stars they'd like to sign, "The Buzz Saw" Yoshiro Tajiri is next behind RVD and Jerry Lynn. WWF likes Tajiri's gimmic and work ethic and believe he has potential.
Yo that's the news, I've been so busy lately I can't wait till next week's over, OH YEAH D3dbdyM4n this one's for you...
(The answer to my question was Savio Vega, -who was the man who beat SCSA when he was the ringmaster in a strapmatch)
To answer your last question of who was "The ShockMaster" and why'd he flop was simple, I had sit back and think that one over the answer is TugBoat or Typhoon, how ever you knew him as in WWF, he was supposed to be a super human dude like KANE is now, but because when he burst the fake wall he tripped and fell on his ass, his voice was dubbed and it was nothing more than a joke. He was dropped not long after that.
My new question to you is this...
Question: IN Raven's first on camra promo in WCW, what was the first word he said? (props to ftw63ecw@webtv.net for the question)
D3FoRMeR12-22I.C.P. Hotline
What's up ninjas? Just got done calling the hotline and right off the motha fucking bat I wanna give MAD props to Rude Boy for doing the hotline while he is on his X-mas vaction that's the shit Rude Boy. Well on the hotline today Rude Boy gave out props to people. One of the main props he was giving out was to our very own Clown E. Love and RyRy 2 Slow. Rude Boy also talked about the release of JCW Volume 2 will be out Feb. 5, 2001. Lastly in case u missed it last night keep you eyes out for a show called Feuds of 2000 on VH1. It has I.C.P. and Twiztid on that shit talking about Slim Anus so peep that shit. That's about it going on with psychopathic peace.
D3FoRMeR 12/21 I.C.P. vs Feminem on VH1
Sup ninjas, just wanted to drop some news on that ass real fast. I was just watching VH1 and they had this show on there called Feuds 2000. Well I.C.P. was on that shit and so was Twiztid in the background. It looked like it was pretty recient stuff. They were talking about the feud between them and femienem. Well I just found out that the show is comming back on again at 12:00 est. It really doesn't talk about I.C.P. and Feminem fued till about 30 min. into it so check it out at about 12:30 est. to catch just the I.C.P. part. Thats all for now juggalos, peace MCL.
Clown E Love 12/21/2000
Merry Fuckin X-Mas from the Psycho Juggalos Click Here
New Hotline UP! Click Here to View IT!
12/21/00 headcase@mp3.com [Mail] [Photo] [Info]
WHAT UP JUGGALOS!! aight get your ass to Insanclownposse.com right now and check out all the fresh flavor!! theres tons of shit for ya there. an on a sadder note....... Theres speculation that blaze our dead homie is walking away from psychopathic........ either way hes still the shit but I 'd rather see him be the shit on psychopathic. whatever but anyway I made some updates on the Milenko500 juggalo Promotions page. So check out new juggalo promotions artists DjLoke and Kronyk. show these juggalos some fukin love. get your ears on that phat shit and tell your freinds. its all about juggalos!! peace and mcl I'm out dis bitch
~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
12/20/00 headcase@mp3.com
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WHAT UP JUGGALOS!! ive been waiting on this fresh ass news that was supposed to drop on icp.com today but it doesnt look like it will be up today. but i still got some freshness of my own for ya........... aight some news for ya. click here for some new Bizzar Bizaar tour dates. and click here for a damn good review on the bigballers xmas party by my wife pinky. tons of flavor going on there. also make shure to check me out at Mp3.com by clickin here download my shit and let me know what ya think. plus tommorow there will be major updates on the juggalo promotions page. and I gotta give a shoutout to my homie Dysfunction. he just recently turned pro in wrestling and thats the shit so congradulations man!! peace and mcl juggaloz
~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
D3dBdyM4n 12/21/00 What up ninjas this is everyones favorite homie D3dBdyM4n here to hit you up with some mad fucking freshness. It's approximately 4:28AM and I'm a bit fucking drunk. Here's the dealio Http://www.rave2000.tv is this Thing sorta like MTV but for the internet. Well it seems that if they get enough e-mails from YOU juggalos they will change their 12-4AM format to ICP, Twiztid, Esham, KMK, and other wicked shit. Now alot of you juggalos are wondering WTF? Well peep this. These guys are ninjas at night and they don't give a fuck. It's ran by a friend of mine named Kumba. He's fresh as hell and he just dont' give a fuck. They are full interactive with the juggalos. THey play Videos, Mp3's mpegs whatever the fuck they can get their hands on. IT's mad fresh and it means they don't give a fuck. This new years they are gonna dress like ICP and do the show. During the daytime it's all Mainstreem rap, country and other music whatever the Cyber Jo! ckeys can play. But at night.... They Transform into Twiztid Serial Killin Juggalos out for blood. So e-mail them at Cj@wave2000.com and tell them u want an ICP hour or two of nothing but serial killin flavor for u juggalos. In other news our dear homie NoodleNugget has passed away. He drunk too much Nyquil and fell through a fucking pinball table during the big baller xmas party. RIP NOODLE. MCL BABY You'll be remembered. But remember AXE MURDERERS WE DON'T DIE, SERIAL KILLAZ, WE DONT' DIE, FREAKS OF THE NIGHT WE DON'T DIE, WE GET HIGH, WE DON'T DIE. We don't know what was so important that had to be updated on. Well I'm outtie MCL.-D3dBdyM4n
Rat 12/21:
What up juggalos? Nadda much here, just back from tha hospital cuz I was in a truck accident but it wasnt my fault! Its a pretty long story... actually, its really short, I spun out, hit another car, and woke up in a hospital room. It was pretty cool cuz right when I woke up, I heard thing long ass beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep and when I looked at the heart monitor, the mother fucker said I was all flat-lining and shit! I was like, WTF?! It was funny cuz I was just all like, "um, shit doc, help!" I dunno, that shit was whack, I had to piss in a pan cuz they wouldnt let me fuckin get up to piss... cock suckers!
Anyways, the new Bizzar/bizaar tour dates for 2k1 are up so peep those out at the offical Insane Clown Posse page. Also, on the ICP page, theres some freshness posted up, Im not sure what it is but keep checkin the pages for that shit. Ok, well thats it , I need to get some muckin sleep! Late ninjas
Clown E Love - 12/20/2000 Juggaloz whut the fuck iz up? Im back like a vertabrae up on this bitch. Madd props to mah homiez Twiztid on skoolin tha fuck outa their documentary Born Twiztid Beyond tha Freekshow which is now in stores! All juggaloz dont forget to let me know if you're going to tha Kottonmouth Kings show next wednesday at the Key Club in Hollywood. Imma be there representing as a juggalo and i know some other ninjaz that are gonna be there as well. Also check out tha Psycho Juggalos Hotline (310)842-5005...im holding down tha front with tha JRL...Juggalo Request Live...cuz fuck Mtv they're never gonna play our shit so i take requests of ICP or Twiztid jams to start off tha hotline with..and theres also tha Phat or Whack section where all you ninjaz with varied tastes can suggest bands and songs that arent ICP or Twiztid that you dig, and it can be anything i dont give a fuck..and i play them on tha hotline and u ninjaz cant vote either phat or whack on them....itz jes a way to fuckin get to know whut else ninjaz listen to. So itz all good...right now tha Phat or Whack Selection iz a band by tha name of Doomsday Productions with a song called "4 minute Murda" requested by a juggalo in San Diego CA...and i think itz tha shit......aight ninjaz imma get up off here....any questions hit me up on tha email tip. Oh yea one last thing........im desparately seeking a juggalette....if ur a juggalette with a lot of personality and u dont look like a crack ho from Taxi Cab confessions ...email me and tell me about urself. Ok back to watchin porn.. now where did i put that box of tissues...... MCL
D3dBdyM4n 12/20/00 Well back again to report for you mafakaz. Been shitty weather and shit in Kentucky after all it's snow and shit. Well I'm back to plug a few sites made for juggalos by juggalos. Hit these ninjas up at Http://www.psychopathicuniverse.com. Now back to the lecture at hand. D3dBdyM4n as u know is still fucking single. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?! Some juggalette out there take me home with you. I haven't had an update in a while because well I've been a bit down plus I've been on Insaneclownposse.com chat. GO THERE AND CHAT MUTHA FACKOZ's it's fresh as fuck. Now for some more news. The twiztid video came out today (in some places) so keep a look out for it ok? Uhm Yesterday was the big baller xmas party that I didn't get to go to cuz I'm fucking broke as a joke. 5 more days till Christmas. There is gonna be some major shit happening Today and I'll keep you guys posted. As well our store is having a sell on well Everyt! hing. So Buy our shit cuz it's cheap (not like breakable cheap) and keep our pockets fat. Well Jugalinkos pocket I don't get payed but in sour water and fishheads. Now there's somethings I'd like to address the juggalos on that's kinda pissing me the fuck off. Perpetraiting. let me go get my Websters Dictionary and look up the fucking name real quick. here we go Found the sombitch The Juggalo Word of the day is Perpetrate: Verb To Perform; To Commit; TO be guilty petration, perpetrator. Noun.
That's the word that I'm using because well some ninjas think it's cool to be me. A ninja messaged SoftcoreMike and was like Look I'm D3dBdym4n. I'm the guy that works with you on M500.com. Well let me tell u that bullshit is ending now. Then some kid got on Kuntagious message board trying to be like ME! HAHA that's a fucking joke. FUCK YOU PERPS EAT MY NUTS AND CHOKE ON THEM. Another thing is ever since the song Hound Doggs. Every fucking juggalo in the world cause every other juggalo a juggaho or a hound dogg. Now let me tell u juggalos this. If you ever called me or any juggalo a juggaho in person. You'd prolly get your fucking neck bone punched in. That's no lie. So quit with the fucking hate. You don't call yer brother or sister a little bastard or son of a bitch do you unless yer pissed at them. You don't fucking hate on yer grandma do you? FUCK NAW. So it's the same ethics. SO don't fucking do it. It's straight up fucked up that our own fucking kind are fucking fighting! and hating on each other. That's why J got all depressed cuz it got expressed towards him. So erase the mutha fuckin hate. You can hate on me all u want cuz I'll get back at ya. I don't give a fuck. I'm here to stay. So fuck your mothers. Now to get into myself. Cuz noone has any fucking clue who I am. My Name is Rick or Ricky. I'm from Kentucky. I'm a depressed fucking guy right now cuz my ex left me for another man. My hobbies are computers. running the fucking chat room for you guys. Dungeons and Dragons (yes mafakas fuck you I'm a nerd.) Collecting Magic Cards, Serial Killing, Getting Tattooed, Slapping Skins whenever I can get em, Running around breaking random objects with faygo bottles, uhm. I'm a libra and I stab people. I'm 21 so I can drink Softcore Mike under the table. Well that's all about me. HIT ME UP Radio Station e-mail addresses that might bump ICP around you. Till Then Stay down Much Clown Luv. ONE LUV-D3dBdyM4n
D3FoRMeR 12/19/00 Topic
Sup ninjas, just a quick update for that ass. I was just checking out Insaneclownposse.com and they got an update about some flavor they will be dropping on Wednesday. This update is definatly going to be fresh so check back here when the information comes available. On another note this was brought to my attention by The juggla that Sunday night at the Twiztid show in Newport that some juggaho was trying to front that he was me. Don't know what he exactly said or done but that is mad wack. If that juggaho is reading this shit I just wanna give him a big FUCK OFF!Thats all for now peace juggalos.
12/18/00 Theres no such thing as santa clause [Mail] [Photo] [Info]
WhuT The fuck is up juggaloZ!! aight I got some shit to fill your heads with........ some quick news. First off The speculation that eminem died in some car accident is completely false. so get off it. it was just a stupid prank. anyway onto other news......... The X (105.7-FM) is hosting a show in Lancaster, PA at the Chameleon Club on January 13, 2001 which will feature ICp and a bunch of other bands as well.... and that show is 21 and over only. If you want free tickets call them bitches up @ 1-800-332-1057 or hit up there website by clickin here
If you have never been to www.mikeclark.com and signed up for his mailing list heres an email all of us who did sign up for it got recently........

Hey Juggalos! Mike E. Clark has just put up a limited edition EP called "Dont Be Scarred" on MP3.com for a short time . if you missed out on the "October 99"& "Novermber 99" EP then you don't want to miss out on this. its mad fresh! and its only $5.99! so dont be a cheep ass and go buy that shit before you can't. - Heywood Jablome FunHouse Studio
click here for mike clark on mp3.com

and thats all juggalos... peace and much clown love........
~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
12/16 Psychopathic Records Direct
I Wanted to drop this Fresh New LIMITED ITEM. These are Psychopahtic Records Special Made Crew Hoodies. Once these are gone there gone. The only people to have these are the people who get em now. The good thing is that they are shipped the day you order them 3 day mail. So if you need a fast x mas present HOOK IT up! This Hoodie is just like a Jersey. Has the same patch on the Front as the Psychopathic Records Hockey or Football jersey. If you want one before there all gone just Go to the Milenko500.com Official Psychopathic Records Store and Hook it up! Any Juggalos who are going to KMK email Clown E and say sup!
D3dBdyM4n 12/16/00 Disclaimer: FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITCH ASS MOMMA. THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE BITCHES OUT THEIR WHO'VE EVER BROKEN A JUGGALOS HEART. SUCKA FAT DICK AND DIE MUTHA FACKO! What the hell is up juggalos. Back from the dead once more again fucking up the flow again fuck it here we go again. Now as I was last leaving u ninjas with my busy shit and the fact that I'm sicker the most of the RJ Staff for fucking Delusionals momma. But after popping comtrex like fucking candy I'm feel mighty dandy if you smell what the d3d is cooking. Now according to some online stores Born Twiztid is slated to come out tomorrow on the 17th. Now either that's speculation cuz I don't know anyone who would release a tape on a sunday or it's the truth. Now From what I've been told It's prolly gonna be this week when it comes out. So look for it in your local Wal-Mart or something. Next on my Agenda. Operation FM Storm. The Radio storming program. I need more e-mails of Radio statios e-mails. We can't do this without them. So give me your local radio stations e-mail that bumps some ICP or MIGHT bump ICP. And fucking send it to me. Now I'm pretty much gonna leave you! with some words of wisdom. If first you don't succeed break the shit. When in doubt piss all over yourself. When time grabs you by the hand punch that mafaka in the face. When a bitch breaks your heart after 8 long months of good wholesome love, fuck her find a new bitch. And last but not least, NEVER EVER TAKE 4 COMTREX IN A ROW THEY WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT. Speaking of out. I'm out like my dick in allisa malanos neden. Wo0t-D3dBdyM4n
12/16/00 Santa has a drinking problem!!
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what up juggalos.......... I got some small news about the twiztid tour. relative ash dropped off and as far as I know there still looking for someone else to replace them. I need you juggaloz with the band shit going on to send your shit for the milenko500 juggalo Promotions page I will be adding another group within the next week .. A really PH fukin phat group outta Cinncinati called "slaughtahouze" click here to visit there site and click here to check there shit on mp3.com! also check out juggalo promotions artist Defekts new christmas song on mp3.com by clickin here its the shit... but thats enough fukin clickin for today I'll be back tommorow peace and mcl
~J4E~
-HEaDCasE Da UglY FukiN DEaD
D3FoRMeR 12/16 No St. Louis Show
Alright St. Louis Juggalos I got some bad news for you guys. The St. Louis show for Sunday has been canceled.Many of you may have read over at Insaneclownposse.com that it was just moved across the river to Pops. Well I called up Pops and asked about the show they said,"...the show has been canceled." Then I called up Ticketmaster they also said that shit has been canceled. So, it looks like we are gonna get the bone. No information on a reschedule yet. For information on ticket refunding call up ticketmasterat (314)421-4400. Peace Juggalos.
Headcase's Wife P|ÑK¥© 12/16/00
What up ninjas this is pinky a.k.a headcases hot wife as most of you know me and headcase got married a few weeks ago in Wisconsin, I am from Detroit Michigan. We met online and talked for awhile and decided hey what the fuck lets gets married so here we are, the wedding pictures will be back to me in a few weeks they are at the studio as of now. Well if none of yhall no me my names ~PiNkY- most of you know me some of you know im 17 years old (yes I know im young) and I live in Michigan as soon as Michigan's shitty ass weather gets over ill be going to Wisconsin to move some of my shit over there. But as of now I'm not going anywhere in metro detroits weather right now were fucking snowed in ninjas this is the worst ive seen in forever we got fuckin 3 ft of snow up in this bitch they shut down our highways our malls schools for the rest of the week. So the clowns and twiztid should be happy bout being on tour cept rude boy he was bitching how cold Minn was but wait till he see's Michigan again it's all fuckered up hehe J well imm out this bitch. Yhall be sure to get your tickets to the next gathering in Chicago Il next year were they will be auctioning off the hollowicked boxes so if you didn't get one at hollowicked cuz of tickets selling out heres your second chance. Well im outtie ninjas
~M~C~L~ all
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SoFtCoReMiKe® 12/15 StreetScience
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WHAT UP NINJA'S!! Ok dec 9th was my 23rd b-day an here's how it went, ok i wake up to diana ( juss some random hoe) knockin on my door wantin to take me shopping for my b-day. so i take a shower an we have some screw drivers juss to start the day out right. SO about 2 hours later i've bin to express, wet seal, afterthoughts, an every other bitch store in the city an startin to think i might not even get a blowjob for my trouble, so i tell her i'm goin to bulls ( local bar) for my b-day drink an to get me when she's done. 4 long islands later she gets me an we take off to what looks like the sheriff station so i start trippen but we ended up at the animal shelter right next door, an she like " I'ma get you a puppy for your present" i told her i don't wanna puppy but she wasn't takin no for an answer so we're in there lookin at these filthy disease bags, when some old lady ask's if i needed help. i said " yea i'm looking for a tough dog, the kind that can really take a beating" an she gave me this scared look an is like " excuse me?!" so i said " yea i got a temper problem so i need a dog i can really lay my fists into." so now i'm kicked out an diana's all pissed at me. so we get to her house an she starts modeling victoria secret panties for me an after 10 minutes of begging i finnaly get the head gig i've bin wanting all morning, so she takes off to work so i head back home mix up a few an wait for fools to call me, so after drunk talkin my way threw my mom an my grandma's happy birthday phone calls, jugalinko calls me up an tells me to stay put cuz sks is on his way to get pick my ass up. so i'm at ninja central ( jugs crib) an mad people start showing up with bottles untill i realizes there havein a party for me ( i was pretty tore back so it took awhile to sink in) so after some shit talkin an being loud ( yall know me) a stripper show's up an it's heidi ( some hoe we all went to high skool with) an she's bin drinkin with us so it's hella kool. so she does her thing an it's aight but not outstanding so carl yell'd " HELL NAW GET NASTY!" so she starts playing with a vibrator, this is kool but we've seen it before, so sks is like " YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!" so she pours half a budwieser up her nedden an squirts it in sks's face, that was tight but i wanted my mind blown so we all pitched in an gave her an extra $30 an told her not to hold back, so she thinks for a minute, pulls 3 alka-seltzers outta her purse, shuves um up her nedden, pour in the other half of the beer, then puts the vibrator up her ass to mix things up inside, about 10 seconds later he nedden EXPLODED in foam, it look'd like a huge rabid oyster an she gave me the most hardcore lap dance possible and it was worth every penny. no moral this tyme juss happy birthday to me. THANX TO THE WHOLE M500 CREW FOR LOOKIN OUT. aight i'm out MCL
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