1.29.01

january, 27 2001
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What up juggalos. This is an update for ya'll in case you didn't know ICP is releasing JCW Vol.2 on VHS and DVD on February 20th.Expect a sooner or later date depending on what happens on the home front. As well I have added a new section to us. It's called RANTS. I do a random rant every update on some bullshit. Todays rant is on women. ALso Check out the Milenko500.com chat. That shit is bouncing like a baby needing belched after a beer. It's under hte pic of tom dubb on your right it says ICP Chat. It's well worth yer time. Until then I'm out like Big Pun.MCL-D3dBdyM4n
1/24/01

Da Enforcer, 24th 2001
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What up juggalos! D3dBdyM4n in the haugh. back to hit ya'll up with some flavor. What is going on with Nemesis? Wasn't this an idea that uhm M500 came up with? For real? I mean come on guys get with the program! As u can tell ICP has the tour dates up and I saw them on headcases update. Now for all u juggalos going to the twiztid concert in Cinci. I'll most likely be there depends on if I gotz the skrilla for it or not. As well March 7th D3d will be at the Louisville concert chillin with the mutha fuckin juggalos handing out mad flyers. I'm gonna design some special mad M500 Bizaar Bizzar Flyers for ya'll. Something noone has seen before. When I'm done with it it'll be mad fresh. In other news. The Insaneclownposse.com chat has been moved to Milenko500.com. That's right the old ICP.com chat is now on Milenko500. So visit it. You'll get to talk to the greats of the chat. D3former, D3dBdyM4n, Headcase, Missy from Big Money Hustlas. Everyone is in that bitch. Just bust out!
with it. F0 Shizzay. It's under new management new operators, new shit. It's sweet so visit the new Milenko500 chat. It's the best chat around. Now I'm gonna be working on a rants page soon for you all to read my feelings on certain things such as politics, Nakid bitches, Nakid animals, Abortion. You name it I'll prolly cover it. It isnt' affiliated with this site in any way. But I'm gonna be working it. Everytime I do an update on here there will be a new rant. Now our homies at Rydas need some loot to help keep their site so buy up their raffle tickets for some g ass shit. Until then I'm out like headcases virginity... FUCK! That means I gotta still update.-MCL MTSKL D3dBdyM4n
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january, 23rd 2001
waz uppp!!! aight here the freshness for today juggalos!!
SAVE RYDAS.COM!!!: Juggalos!! Our homies at rydas.com need your help now!! they need money To pay there bitchy ass server so they can keep bringing you that rydas flavor!! PLEASE CLICK HERE NOW!!! and start Buying some raffle tickets for some FRESH AS HELL merch!! plus other great fukin prizes! Remember the more raffel tickets you buy the better your chances on winning! Please help them out juggalos..... Ive got madd love for rydas and I know all of you juggalos do too....... lets help keep that shit runnin cause it would suck without them........ str8 up!
new icp tour dates: thats right juggalos New ICP tour dates!!
March 6, 2001 Indianapolis, IN Egyptian Room
March 7, 2001 Louisville, KY Paroquet Springs Conference Center
March 9, 2001 Old Bridge, NJ Birch Hill Niteclub
March 11, 2001 Boston, MA Avalon Ballroom
March 12, 2001 Providence, RI Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel
March 14, 2001 Syracuse, NY Lost Horizons
March 16, 2001 Toledo, Ohio Toledo Sports Arena
NEMESIS:Nemesis is the psychopathic Project started to promote the carnival world wide!! so click here check that freshness out and show your support!!! and other than that shit there aint shit......... so I'm out like ya never saw me. like stealth...like a ninja motherfuko00!!

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january, 22 2001
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What up juggalos. Just thought I'd drop a few lines. Psychopathic is now selling Dickies Work Shirts and if yer a big dickies fan like me you'll be sporting that shit 24/7. Now as for our store. I ordered some stuff from it not too long ago and the shit got put on back order. After Christmas Jugalinko sent all the back-ordered shit out and Yesterday my shit finally came in and let me tell you. The ninja sent some love if you smell what I'm cooking. It's great. Jugalinko is the best person. Now that he said orders are full and there's left over shit and orders will be within 2-3 days he's right. That shit will be there without a Shadow of a Doubt. He had that shit packed and stacked up nice and neat. Thanks Jugalinko. Now There's a new addition to the Milenko500. The brand spanking new java chat. Now you'll recognize it as the Old Insaneclownposse.com chat. Well we at m500 took that bitch over it's ours now ICP.com is working on another chat I guess so they dropped that !
one that me and JamesReno spent a shitload of hours workign on and fine tuning. Also check out Juggalos4-life.com it's a tight sight and the kid is working on it. So order our shit go the new chat and check out the site. Until then I'm out like the back of SKS's trunk MCL ONE LUV-D3dBdyM4n
stuff into our pants an walk all gympy to the theater an HELL YEA we're
the only ones in there, so we pick our seats an start pounding as much as
we can before the movies start'd. so 10 min later when the lights dimmed
we're all on our way to a great night. so after the first fight scene i
think a drinking game an say, " ok a hit to the body is a shot, a hit to
the face is 2 shots an a block is a swig of beer." so after the next fight
scence we're drunk an outta control. we all took turns pissing on the front
row seats an carl started climbing the curtain, it broke an he fell halfway
up an almost broke his neck, now ed being 1/2 chinese decides he's gotta
reprezent for the aisan comunity and starts kicking all of us an doing som
ninja shit, we i ain't havein that so we all go lucha libre an start wreastling
a yelling an being loud, unfortunately this brought the manager in who said
the people in the next screening where complaining, then he saw the tore
down curtain, the broken bottles an said he was callin the cops, so we all
took off out the fire exits an head to carls car an before we got in, everyone
handed me there half empty bottles an said told me to hurry up an finish
um, me not likeing to waste a drink, i do as i'm told, that was the last
thing i remeber, sean (jugalinko) told me i kept throwing the empty bottles into the
back of carls car and broke one, and when i turnd around to clean it up
i puke in his car, ( at least that's what they told me but it's probebly
true since i woke up in the feild behind my house cover'd in shaveing cream
and babypowder, they usually don't do that unless i made an ass out of myself.
so SORRY CARL
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1/16/01


january, 17h 2001
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AIight Juggalos this is D3d here to hit u up with an update. Check it out. I was Scheeming last night. I came up with a plan that will cost u a little bit of flow if u got the means. I have no name for this operation but I know for a fact it will blow rayday outta the fucking water by far. Now I know u juggalos pirate music everyday with yer mp3's and shit. Well here's a plan for all u internet ready cd burning f00'z. I need all juggalos to e-mail me 6 songs they want on this promo that ya'll are gonna do for me. They gotta be off of Bizaar Bizzar. After the 6 are e-mailed we then have all juggalos with CD-R's Burn these 6 songs as a promo. And give them out to people on the streets. In the back of cars. Movies, Drive ins, Tattoo parlors, Nursing Homes ECT. See people have a small brain span so if they hear phat raps and horror music and they like at least 1 song off of B/B they will go out and buy the cd's just to hear the one song. Then they'll listen to the rest of !
the cd and catch the message. So juggalos e-mail me and headcase 6 songs u like that should be on this CD-R for the rest of the world to enjoy. This will most definately make Work. I haven't a name for the project yet BUT it should work. Yes it's pirating but yer not doing nothing but giving 6 measly songs away and turning it into a sale. Until then I'm out like headcases momma trying to fit through a doorway-No Rules, No Censors, No Editors, No Fat chicks either They scare me-D3dBdyM4n
1/16/01

Rehab Official Site
know this: I just talked to psychopathic today and there sending me the Very Last Small Psychopathic Charms ever
to be produced agin. Thats right there DISCONTINUEING THE SMALL CHARM FOR EVER. Milenko 500 has been given the privlage of
distributing the last ones to the general public. So if you want one GET ONE NOW. Ill have them in stock this thur. Ready to go out.
january, 13th 2001, eat shit str8 out of a diseaed monkeys crab infested ass.... and tell your freinds about juggalopromotions.com!
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What up ninjas. Well peep this out ninjaz. D3dBdyM4n has disappeared from the Milenko500 scene as well as it seems life itself. This is his boy Ape. Now there is some speculation going around that D3dBdyM4n is Dead. Noone Knows What the fuck happened. He could have been kidnapped by eminem fans and held for ransom. But I doubt that happened. I heard that a tribe of pigmi's straight FUCKED him up on his trip to Africa. More speculation was that He and KweenJuggalette got it on and he fell in. I seriously doubt that too. He left me a note on my morning bananas saying "Take over my updates till I get back" So I don't think he's dead. I think he's just disappeared He's like FUCK THE WORLD and Straight bounced. He left one night dead ass tired and sick as fuck and hasn't been back since. Now here's the dealio ninjas. Today is RAY DAY!! That's right pick up Bizzar Bizaar and keep your receipts and mail that shit in to psychopathic. If you got wrestling skillz (The little pie!
ce of paper that says yer an actual wrestler) then sign up for JCW. They are looking for more Ninjeez. I was looking at Http://www.circusmagazine.com and we're straight FUCKING Limp Bizkit and Slipknot up. It's pretty mad fresh. Keep voting and shit. Now I was reading and I was wondering who the fuck was Milk? What's next Tea? Sugar? Crisco. Ninjas out there. I have a quest for you all. I personally am Looking for a foodstamp from all 50 states. YES FOOD STAMPS. I wanna have a foodstamp from every single state so hook me up!! E-mail me and I'll give u my name and address. Until then I'm out ninjas. MCL-Ape Boy
1/11/01

Rehab Official Site
mentioning but REHAB is phat as fuck. I have posted there songs
More Like You mp3 3,551k + Storm Chaser mp3 3,351k + Drinking Problem MP3mp3 3,351k in mp3 and in real player we got
+ Gimmie my Money + Life is Bloody + Crazy People
Remember
![]() I just bought a hand gun. Its a .40 cal. Glock 27 Sub Compact. Im awaiting the 10 day California waiting period before i can pick it up, but if your gona get a Cap Peela id recomend the GLOCK as its the best weapon ever invented. Small Compact and Powerful this gun will peel your cap back. |
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1/11/01


The Milenko 500 and its staff. Its where its going down and where its at. Any juggalos going to see Twiztid on the 25th of this month
in LA on the SUNSET STRIP OF HOLLYWOOD well see ya there! Look for Clown E. Love and Ry Ry to slow as they are the O.G.'s of the Key Club and can hook your
ass up on Drinks. If you want to get your F-ed up on then hit up the Psycho Juggalos. But if you see Clown E. Love with 2 or more Juggalette's
on his arm or jock then he ask you refrain from hounding for drink.
january, 9th 2001corporate avenger interview!!
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[Info]hello this is Max's, I mean Lokie's girlfriend. He wanted me to write you on his e-mail and tell you that he is ok and that he is feeling a little bit better. He just didnt want you guys to think he was dead so he told me to tell you to say he's almost all better now and will be back on his feet soon. He also sais to tell everyone hey and thats about it.
Location of 2001 Gathering
me an email...lemme know your going....theres gonna be MADD ninjaz
going...i have a small posse going
with me and meeting me there...which includes the Milenko500 ninjaz.
Also....dont forget juggaloz nationwide
call tha Psycho Juggalos hotline...get noticed and represent who you are
and where you're callin from. We got
Phat of Whack selectionz where u ninjaz pick non-ICP or Twiztid songs that
you listen to and they get voted on
too see if ninjaz like it or not. Plus we got tha JRL Selection where u
guyz request ICP or Twiztid songs to start
off tha hotline with. Me and my homie
Ry Ry 2 Slow skool tha hotline for
you ninjaz cuz we're ninjaz jes like you..itz
all for tha Juggaloz!! Wooo Woooo.....finally a hotline by juggalos 4
juggalos....and we even have contests where
ninjaz can win shit....it may take several years before u get ur prize but
hey at least u know u won tha muthafacko!!
Thats it for now juggaloz.....make sure to hit up tha Milenko500 store and
get ur juggalette Tees b4 they sell out!!
Juggaloz dont forget those sexy as FUCK Juggalettes out there!!
Aight im out like whut?!?! Baby Whut!? MCL

january, 8th 2001corporate avenger interview!!
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1/08/01


land and the Happyiest most drunken place on earth.
Check this pic from Mike he sent it in to me off his web tv. Thanx mike.
january, 7th 2001corporate avenger interview!!
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My head hurts.
What up juggalos. This is D3dBdyM4n Straight up back from the Twiztid Freekshow Concert to report on how that shit was. Man on a scale from 1-10 I'd rate that mother fucker at an 11. It was the mutha fucking shit. MY GOD! It was Super fresh. So fresh you wouldn't get any closer to that shit. It started out when Me, Trish (PsychoNutt) Rob (The Punisher), Eric (Lazy E), Felix (Dawg Nutz) and Jeremy (J) showed up at the crib. We all had a few rattlesnakes. Straihgt up got a bit toastie and went to Meijers to pick of some mutha fucking Faygo. Well we got to Meijers and I was video taping everything and the fucking old bitch that always sits out front of the place was straight bitching at me saying I couldn't have a camera in the place cuz of some shit or another. So I left the camera outside. We got some faygo and jetted to Headliners. I got there and started to tape everything with the video camera.
As soon as I figure out how to put that shit in the computer and run it o!
ff the internet I will. Anyways We all handed out 240 Milenko500.com Flyers. I met up with Hardcore Mike from Realjuggalos gave him some daps and straight split.
The juggalos were mad hyped about this concert. Some Guy I have no clue got on stage and hyped the crowd up. THen MastaMind Rocked the crowd a bit. I was in the middle of the crowd and got straight nailed in the side of the ear. I got fucked up. I have a concussion from it but I got over it. Me, PsychoNutt, The Punisher, Big Vic, DawgNutz, J, and Lazy E got straight seperated. There were juggalettes flashing they titties and nedens all over the place. Security was rough. There was a press area where I saw mike at. I had no clue how to get a press pass so I didn't fuck with it. Besides I wanted to be a part of the concert not down in the "pussies" hole. J came to the concert wearing slippers and ended up crowd surfing and lost them. It was pretty funny. He found them at the end of the show. Anyways. A cool ass band cal!
led Shovel came up after Mastamind. They ROCKED the fucking crowd. It was great. They were all up crowd surfing and shit with the juggalos. It was mad fresh. THe juggalos loved them. Finally a rock band that the juggalos had mad respect for. Then Twiztid HIT. And they hit HARD. THey started out with The Freekshow Intro, then Mutant X then We Don't die. The Juggalos were straight hyped.
Juggalos crowd surfing. Juggalettes getting they shirts ripped off. This one juggalette lost her whole shirt. One of the security guards hooked her up. It was super dooper cashflow fresh. Well then all of a sudden Hound Doggs hit. And out came BLAZE Y0 DEAD HOMIE sporting an Afro Wig dressed up straight G'd out. So there's still life in Blaze. Then ANybody KIlla came out Straight ripped shit up with Twiztid and Blaze. THey hit the last song and it was bad assed. Twiztid then gave a speach before we left. Then I got outside and went around to Shovels Tour Bus and me and Big Vic hung with them for!
about 15 minutes. They were all fresh ass ninjas who had mad ass Psychopathic love. There were some shovel fans dissing Twiztid and I had to control myself cuz I was gonna straight FUCK them up but it didn't happen I calmed down. Plus My head is hurting like a freshly popped Neden. Then I went back to the Twiztid tour bus and hung with the rest of the crew and taped them hounding the fuck outta everyone. J didn't show up to the show he must have went home. But this concert was totally on point. I stayed near the barricade for the most part and we popped a juggalos Psychopathic Concert Cherry. It was great. Well that's my review. We didnt' get any pics cuz we got seperated and the camera got Confiscated. No L33t Ninja skillz. Until then Ninjas I'm out like my left ear. All fucked up and shit. MCL-D3dBdyM4n
01/06/01 corporate avenger!!
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Disclaimer: AXE MURDERS! WE DON'T DIE! SERIAL KILLAZ WE DON'T DIE! FREEKS OF THE NIGHT WE DON'T DIE! MILENKO500! WE DON'T DIE!
What up juggalos. Well the news dropped so I'm gonna basically lay it down on you in a short and sweet thing. Ray Day. You buy the cd keep the receipt they hook u up with some new shit. Totally fresh. They Invaded Mexico over the holidays and whipped that fucking ass. Pretty great. Vampiro was in a plane accident but he's alright just a little shaken up. I was searching ebay earlier to check out what some ninjas who were hard up like me were auctioning off. I found the people who make the Psychopathic Records Charms Auctioning off Charms. I went to the direct site which is the following Http://www.floridajewelryad.com So peep that shit out. THey have some new charms out The bloody hatchet it's mad fucking crazy. It's fresh so is the new jewelry they are releasing to the public soon. So peep that out. Now I won't be online for probably a few days or so cuz I've got the concert in Louisville I'm going to and I'm still in the !
midsts of moving. Thanks to Trish vic and Rob for giving me a helping hand on that. I'll hit ya'll back. But uhm I'll be there in Louisville on Sunday. I'll be wearing My Dazzle Jersey and faygo beanie, so if you want to come up and say wussup chill or hang wit me that would be mad fresh. I'm not a very shy guy so I'll be there. I'll probably be with Juggalo_Chick, Hardcore_Mike, FxckFace, Big Vic, PsychoNutt and The PUnisher during the show if I can find them mafakaz.So don't be shy juggalos I'll be there in the flesh hooking u ninjas up with some fresh news and if I can get some printed Flyers. Until then I'm out like that wrestlers teeth that spat on Violent J. Oh and by the way. If you go to thesixth first you'll prolly see my update on there. I didn't plagerize. MCL
01/04/00 corporate avenger!!
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Disclaimer: If you don't like what I gotta say skip this update. I've got alot to say and if your are the slightest offended by it read headcases shit or go visit thesixth for one of their updates they stole from RJ or us. W0000 Cuz I'm in an apesuit and that means I don't give a FUCK!
What up Juggalos. This is D3dBdyM4n here. I'm awaiting what you all are too. I have no clue what's going on with the Main site but there's some big news gonna happen. I was watching the news and was like in awe that fucking Eminem was nomitated for a Grammy. I sat there and thought for a second. I then thought wait. I know what's going on! He's using our hate against us. We bitch and moan and complain about him and he uses that against us. It's pretty wack I know but he's gonna win a grammy cuz we diss him. Noone likes him and we diss him and so people give his sites hits and shit. People like the badguys. So if we ignore him like the plague he'll fade out like Milli Vanilli. I wanna give a shout out to the 2 juggalos I saw on Raw is War! That was great. I saw a couple of signs and a fat guy in a riddlebox shirt. During the Rock/Kane Match. Well I'm off to see myself buttnakid with My axe. Remember if miss any of our updates they will most likely be on thesixth cuz the!
y jack our shit anyways. Until then I'm out MCL.-D3dBdyM4n
1/03/01


01/02/01 taxes are stealing
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What up juggalos Happy New Years and shit Juggalos. Hopefully this year will be more exciting and well alot better then last years shitty year. I'm gonna do a small year in review. January-June: All juggalos await the gathering and the Second Wing of WCFOS Tour as well as Big Money Hustlas. D3dBdyM4n Falls in love with his ex. July-September. BIg Money Hustlas is released Fans find the name of the two new cd's as well as the gathering. D3dBdyM4n Moves and Loses his Ex. October-December: Bizzar Bizaar are released as well as Twiztid Freekshow. ICP goes on MTV, ICP goes on B/b Tour while Twiztid goes with Blaze on the Freekshow Tour. Blaze Drops from Psychopathic. Operation Lienda Flops on MTV. Operation Ray Day goes in part. D3dBdyM4n joins Milenko500. Loses Job, Finds new juggalos and hangs with them. January 1st-??? 2001 D3dBdyM4n is still standing. Now that was my year in review so what I might have left out a few things but that's the most part of it. Now I'd like t!
o plug a quick site that is actually in full operations Http://www.juggalo-nation.org it's ran by a few of my homies Fl4wed and Sir2Dope. It's pretty nice look forward to it in the future. I did an update for them on there to give them some more hits. Keep them on your book mark cuz these boys have spent a long ass time working on it and have been busting their asses to do it. Now I want to point out on a certain "Seeds" site that pretty much put a diss on ICP. Yes it's true that ICP did make the 2nd worst cd according to USA today or whatever fucking major newspaper it was. But a certain fucking website posted that shit as it was a joke. "What we got beat my Kathy Lee Gifford for the worst?" Now that's some bullshit and let me guarantee if I EVER see you in person I'm gonna fucking slap your face off. You are supposed to help our cause but instead you're being a fucking bitch about it. You make a joke outta something you are suppose!
d to be working for? That's not helping it that's hindering OUR cause as juggalos so next negative thing that comes out your mouth you juggalos won't have to worry about mine and Delusionals wrestling match at the gathering. Cuz I'm gonna find the little 16 year old faggot who said that and beat his fucking face in. Straight up. Cuz I'm in an Ape Suit and that means I dont' give a FUCK. And Next time you diss our site faggot I'm gonna personally come to your house and straight FUCK YOU UP! And you know who I'm talking about. And if I ever see mine, Headcases, D3formers, or anyone elses news pasted on your fucking site I again WIll come over and curb your punk ass. Until then I'm out like this mafakas site will be bunch of busta ass punks.-D3dBdyM4n
Disclaimer: What up ya'll back again if you don't like this update eat a fat dick.
Wussup juggalos this is D3dBdyM4n back to hit ya'll up with something or another. I'm chillin at a New Years party and I want ya'll juggalos to know Give operation Ray Day some props and help. I wanna address some shit. All juggalos out there who go the insaneclownposse.com chat I'm sorry for the misunderstanding and shit everything is fixed. Another thing is New Years Resolutions. My New Years Resolution is to make this site as tight as possible. I'm gonna learn some flash for you juggalos. Well Until then I'm outtie MCL ONE LUV-D3dBdyM4n
12/29/00 headcase@mp3.com
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12/27/00 headcase@mp3.com
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What up juggalos. Nothing on the news front. My boy Big Vic was telling me that a local radio station had an ICP weekend. That's right most of the weekend they was playing some ICP. Had contests giving out ICP merchandise and shit. It was fresh. He said that they were Playing Radio Stars Edited. The name of the radio station full of bad ass ninjas is 100.5 the fox. They own as it is. They diss other radio stations for being bitches. Their website is Http://www.foxrocks.com. Well ninjas I'm outtie. I've got some moving to do. MCL ONE LUV-D3dBdyM4n
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Disclaimer: AHHH SHIT IT'S BACK AGAIN! OK IF YOU HAVE EVER READ MY UPDATES. D3dBdyM4n HAS NEVER CALLED ANYONE A BITCH UNLESS IT WAS EMINEM. He got an e-mail today from someone saying he called this person a bitch on one of his updates. NO HE DID NOT. So if yer reading this person who e-mailed him. I never called u a bitch in an update. That's stupid to point allegations or to read my updates into it too deep. You know who you are you asked me to not put u in my updates anymore. But to be honest I wouldn't want to call u a bitch if I'm trying to fix our friendship. End of Disclaimer....
What up juggalos everyones favorite STUPID ASS is back. D3dBdyM4n in the haugh WHUT UP JUGGALOS!!!! Back from my 3 man drinking binge to tell u that I'm in the haugh. 13 rattlesnakes, 2 tequilla sunrises, 3 hits of aftershock, and half a rum and coke and I'm still alive from it. My liver is asking why?! Anyways. For all u ninjas who know me Shouts out to ya. News now. There is some speculation that NoodleNugget is dead. Now this is true the name did die but the person is very well alive. He's just on a brief Haitus. He'll be returning in the near future. Another thing I must address is that our homey from Rydas.com HeavyClown wrote a damn good letter to the juggalos on their site. It's mad deep makes you almost want to cry like a little baby bitch butterfly. Now there are other speculations going around on why Blaze quit psychopathic. To be honest. I have noooo clue on why he left the business.
But good luck to ya blaze. Hope to hear your new shit in the future. Now an!
other thing I fucked up on was the e-mail address I gave u for Http://www.rave2000.tv's managers e-mail for them to change the 12-4 format to ICP and other Wicked shit for the juggalos. The e-mail address is this Cj@rave2000.com. I was a bit lurid that night and rave and wave looked like the same word to me. So my appologies to them for that big mix up. Also I want u ninjas to peep out a fresh site ran and own by 1 person. Http://www.psychopathic-underground.com Ran by everyone favorite Kunt. Kuntagious. It's mad fresh and she keeps that bitch updated. Well juggalos until then I'm outtie. MCL-D3dBdyM4n 
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12/21/00 headcase@mp3.com
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What up ninjas this is everyones favorite homie D3dBdyM4n here to hit you up with some mad fucking freshness. It's approximately 4:28AM and I'm a bit fucking drunk. Here's the dealio Http://www.rave2000.tv is this Thing sorta like MTV but for the internet. Well it seems that if they get enough e-mails from YOU juggalos they will change their 12-4AM format to ICP, Twiztid, Esham, KMK, and other wicked shit. Now alot of you juggalos are wondering WTF? Well peep this. These guys are ninjas at night and they don't give a fuck. It's ran by a friend of mine named Kumba. He's fresh as hell and he just dont' give a fuck. They are full interactive with the juggalos. THey play Videos, Mp3's mpegs whatever the fuck they can get their hands on. IT's mad fresh and it means they don't give a fuck. This new years they are gonna dress like ICP and do the show. During the daytime it's all Mainstreem rap, country and other music whatever the Cyber Jo!
ckeys can play. But at night.... They Transform into Twiztid Serial Killin Juggalos out for blood. So e-mail them at Cj@wave2000.com and tell them u want an ICP hour or two of nothing but serial killin flavor for u juggalos. In other news our dear homie NoodleNugget has passed away. He drunk too much Nyquil and fell through a fucking pinball table during the big baller xmas party. RIP NOODLE. MCL BABY You'll be remembered. But remember AXE MURDERERS WE DON'T DIE, SERIAL KILLAZ, WE DONT' DIE, FREAKS OF THE NIGHT WE DON'T DIE, WE GET HIGH, WE DON'T DIE. We don't know what was so important that had to be updated on. Well I'm outtie MCL.-D3dBdyM4n

Well back again to report for you mafakaz. Been shitty weather and shit in Kentucky after all it's snow and shit. Well I'm back to plug a few sites made for juggalos by juggalos. Hit these ninjas up at Http://www.psychopathicuniverse.com. Now back to the lecture at hand. D3dBdyM4n as u know is still fucking single. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?! Some juggalette out there take me home with you. I haven't had an update in a while because well I've been a bit down plus I've been on Insaneclownposse.com chat. GO THERE AND CHAT MUTHA FACKOZ's it's fresh as fuck. Now for some more news. The twiztid video came out today (in some places) so keep a look out for it ok? Uhm Yesterday was the big baller xmas party that I didn't get to go to cuz I'm fucking broke as a joke. 5 more days till Christmas. There is gonna be some major shit happening Today and I'll keep you guys posted. As well our store is having a sell on well Everyt!
hing. So Buy our shit cuz it's cheap (not like breakable cheap) and keep our pockets fat. Well Jugalinkos pocket I don't get payed but in sour water and fishheads. Now there's somethings I'd like to address the juggalos on that's kinda pissing me the fuck off. Perpetraiting. let me go get my Websters Dictionary and look up the fucking name real quick. here we go Found the sombitch The Juggalo Word of the day is Perpetrate: Verb To Perform; To Commit; TO be guilty petration, perpetrator. Noun.
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Mike E. Clark has just put up a limited edition EP called "Dont Be
Scarred" on MP3.com for a short time . if you missed out on the
"October 99"& "Novermber 99" EP then you don't want to miss out on
this.
its mad fresh! and its only $5.99! so dont be a cheep ass and go buy
that shit before you can't.
- Heywood Jablome FunHouse Studio
click here for mike clark on mp3.com
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Psychopathic Records Direct
I Wanted to drop this Fresh New LIMITED ITEM. These are Psychopahtic Records Special Made Crew
Hoodies. Once these are gone there gone. The only people to have these are the people who get em now.
The good thing is that they are shipped the day you order them 3 day mail. So if you need a fast
x mas present HOOK IT up! This Hoodie is just like a Jersey. Has the same patch on the Front as the Psychopathic Records
Hockey or Football jersey. If you want one before there all gone just Go to the
Milenko500.com Official Psychopathic Records Store and Hook it up! Any Juggalos
who are going to KMK email Clown E and say sup!
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What the hell is up juggalos. Back from the dead once more again fucking up the flow again fuck it here we go again. Now as I was last leaving u ninjas with my busy shit and the fact that I'm sicker the most of the RJ Staff for fucking Delusionals momma. But after popping comtrex like fucking candy I'm feel mighty dandy if you smell what the d3d is cooking. Now according to some online stores Born Twiztid is slated to come out tomorrow on the 17th. Now either that's speculation cuz I don't know anyone who would release a tape on a sunday or it's the truth. Now From what I've been told It's prolly gonna be this week when it comes out. So look for it in your local Wal-Mart or something. Next on my Agenda. Operation FM Storm. The Radio storming program. I need more e-mails of Radio statios e-mails. We can't do this without them. So give me your local radio stations e-mail that bumps some ICP or MIGHT bump ICP. And fucking send it to me. Now I'm pretty much gonna leave you!
with some words of wisdom. If first you don't succeed break the shit. When in doubt piss all over yourself. When time grabs you by the hand punch that mafaka in the face. When a bitch breaks your heart after 8 long months of good wholesome love, fuck her find a new bitch. And last but not least, NEVER EVER TAKE 4 COMTREX IN A ROW THEY WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT. Speaking of out. I'm out like my dick in allisa malanos neden. Wo0t-D3dBdyM4n
12/16/00 Santa has a drinking problem!!
what up juggalos.......... I got some small news about the twiztid tour. relative ash dropped off and as far as I know there still looking for someone else to replace them. I need you juggaloz with the band shit going on to send your shit for the milenko500 juggalo Promotions page I will be adding another group within the next week .. A really PH fukin phat group outta Cinncinati called "slaughtahouze" click here to visit there site and click here to check there shit on mp3.com! also check out juggalo promotions artist Defekts new christmas song on mp3.com by clickin here its the shit... but thats enough fukin clickin for today I'll be back tommorow peace and mcl
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aight whats up juggaloz!! just a quick update to remind you that if you havent yet ya better reserve your copy of the new twiztid documentary "Born Twiztid" this video is gonna be phat..... taking you back to the oldschool HOK days and shit.... so go get that shit and also the pendelum comic #7 will not have that 20 minute rap..... its gonna be Three new rydas song. so make shure ya get that as well when it hits stores in january. peace and mcl
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12.14.00
What's up J to the U to the double G + "ALOS?" I got three rapid fire points to make:| I just got a job at CCS in the warehouse...it's seasonal, but hopefully if I bust my ass and crank out the shipments I'll be kept on after the holidays. The phattest thing about this job is the discounts on the merchandise. I guess there's mad OT too... which always helps to pay the bills. I also got my window fixed...so jugalinko can't poop on my backseat through the gapping hole in my car; he'll have to actually open the door to do it now. | phat props to one individual who's waited far too long to get a video he ordered from me: Kai Dessecker. If someone made me wait as long as you did to get that vid, I'd probably have bashed in my other panel window. | Congratulations to Softcoremike (Princess) on the birth of his baby boy= Ormand Chulito High-menez. Ormand looks like a spitting image of softcore; for which I am deeply sorry. I'd give props to the little woman too, but she's autistic. Email Softcore and congratulate/pay your respects. Peace and what-not. |
12/14/00
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The Answer to your question Moose is The Great Milenko For real I don't know that answer.Good Question though.
What up juggalos. It's me again returning from a small Haitus of Mental Instanity and Dimensia. Ok here's the fucking dealio. Operation FM Storm needs YOUR help. Yes. Alot of juggalos were like LET ME IN ON THIS LET ME IN ON THIS. So I'm gonna let you in. I NEED E-Mail Addresses and fucking Names of Radio Stations that bump ICP or have the potential to bump ICP in your area. The plan is to create a program in which floods their e-mails up with PLAY ICP messages and sorts. That's the plan and we're sticking to it. This will get the Air Wave Media's attention on ICP and well if that happens when you turn your car radio on you just might hear the Dark Carnivals Message. I've been plugging the fuck outta it. Now it's time to do it. E-mail ME and Headcase these e-mail addresses and we'll send them in and get the program done. Now my turn Moose since I didn't quite get the last question. When the Shockmaster was introduced to the WCW. He was supposed to be the Unstoppable fo!
rce against The Taskmaster and the Dungeon of Doom on Hogan and Stings Side. What Former WWF Star was he? And why did that Angle flop like a donkeys dick? Until then Juggalos MCL-D3dBdyM4n 
12/13

Psychopathic Records Direct
Jokin cause the 27th at the Key Club is gona be some fun. Let me remind you that REHAB opens up with
2 stripers wearing Nurse Suits that are WAY WAY too small. They show it all babby and its not an over 21
show for all you kiddies! If any one needs FREE DRINKS and your underage Hit Up Clown E Love as
he's a Big Baller and Know's the Bar Tender. Clown E will be the One with the Psychopathic
Gear and Afro. Big Pimpin Psycho Juggalos Style.
12/13/00
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Disclaimer :THIS IS A STATE OF THE DARK CARNIE ADDRESS.... DECLARATION OF WAR ON HATERS AND HOUND DOGGS!
Juggalos and Juggalettes of the Dark Carnival I come to you on a night of severe topics. A night that could remain in the hearts of many juggalos around the world. Our Dearest friend Violent J is in a fit of depression. Thinking about possibly giving up the one true thing that means anything to him. Due to the haters and hound doggs constantly on his ass causing him indeed great stress. Now to understand this let me break it down to you in Lames terms. MUTHER FUCKERS OF THE DARK CARNIVAL WHO KEEP HOUNDING HIM LAY THE FUCK OFF OF HIM! I'M SICK OF THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT. YOU NEED TO LEARN TO BACK THE FUCK OFF. HATERS YOU CAN EAT MY FUCKING NUTS. I'M SICK OF THE HATE ON ME ON MY BOYS ON MY FUCKING BOYS BOYS. IN THE CHAT ROOMS ON THE GODDAMNED MESSAGE BOARDS ON FUCKING EVERYTHING. HATE THIS HATE THAT. I GET HATED ON CUZ I HELP RUN M500. I GET HATED ON BECAUSE I RUN ICP.COM'S CHAT. I GET HATED ON CUZ I'M A FUCKING JUGGALO. FUCK YA'LL SUCK MY DICK EAT SHIT DIE AND GROW PUSSY !
SNOT OUT YOUR GODDAMNED EARS! I'M SO SICK OF THIS SHIT I COULD PUKE A PUTRUID VILE GREEN OOZE OUT MY MOUTH ONTO YOUR FACE. WE THE JUGGALOS OF MILENKO500.COM, REALJUGGALOS.COM, AND FUCKING ICP4EVER.COM HAVE ANNOUNCED A NEW PLAN ONE THAT IS FULL PROOF. IT'S SECRET RIGHT NOW BUT ONCE IT COMES INTO EFFECT THE WORLD WILL FEEL THE PRESCENSE OF THE DARK CARNIVAL. ALL OF YOU WHO DECIDED TO HATE FUCK OFF DIE AND ROT IN HELL. HAVE FUN BEING FUCKING TORTURED BY LIFE CUZ WE DON'T WANT YOU BACK GO FLY AND FUCK YOURSELF I'M SICK OF YOU BEING A BITCH AND HATING ON PEOPLE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK? I THINK THAT THE DARK CARNIVAL IS GONNA BE HERE NO MATTER WHAT. J ISN'T NOBODY! J WANT'S TO BE LIKE YOU AND ME FUCKING NORMAL BUT YOU DONT' GIVE HIM THAT CHANCE YOU FUCKING E-MAIL HIM 30000 TIMES A DAY AND FUCKING HOUND HIM. YOU SEND HIM HATE MAIL TELLING HIM TO FUCK OFF. FUCK YOU GO FLY AND FUCK YOURSELVES I WANT YOU TO FUCKING KNOW IF I FIND YOU I'M GONNA FUCKING S!
LIT YOUR THROAT AND GIVE YOU A TIE TO WEAR AT YOUR FUCKING FUNERAL JESUS CHRIST IF YOU ONLY KNEW HOW PISSED OF THIS MAKES ME FEEL. WHEN J OR SHAGGY COME TO THE CHAT ROOMS IF IT'S THEM OR NOT YOU FUCKING HOUND THEM WITH 934108734 QUESTIONS BACK THE FUCK OFF HIM. BACK THE FUCK OFF ME. BACK THE FUCK OFF EVERYONE AND BE YOURSELF WE'RE ALL NORMAL SCRUBS AIN'T NOBODY SPECIAL SO FUCK YOURSELF DIE AND HAVE A NICE DAY. ASK NOT WHAT THE DARK CARNIVAL CAN DO FOR YOU... BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THE DARK CARNIVAL-D3dBdyM4n
12/12/00
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What up ninjas it's D3dBdym4n back again to bring you another important update. Well if you've heard the hotline you can pretty much hear that J is very very depressed in fact so depressed he's thinking about quitting. Now I dont' think he will. It's due to all the hate mail he gets and such. Now we at milenko500.com are very used to that shit. In fact.. I get more hate mail in a day then anyone else on the site. But He'll be ok I hope. Every person has their ins and outs. J get better. Now onto a more important matter at hand. We have a bigger better plan. So this is Important. I need every single one of you juggalos to e-mail me the names and e-mail addresses of every radio station in your area that bumps ICP. E-mails only not phone numbers radio hosts or anthing. Names and e-mail addresses so peep that shit out ok?. I myself just got done with an important online meeting about a new operation. Operation FM Storm. We'll clue you on the shit. So E-mail me these e-mail!
addresses and Names to either d3dbdym4n@hotmail.com or d3dbdym4n@milenko500.com. And remember this is detrimental to Operation FM Storm. MCL and ONE LuV.-D3dBdyM4n
12/06

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12.10.00
| What the hell is wrong. I've updated more in the last two days than in the last two months. Seriously, something is wrong....OH I know what it is...I just quit my lame fucking job. Fuck breaking my back, knees and fingers for half of what I should be making. But on the 4real tip I wrote something the other night and I just thought i'd share it with you all. So, brew up a cup of herbal tea, pull up a chair next to a warm yule tide fire and enjoy the following exposition: |
| This is a celebration; the possible farewell to the is mortal coil. Feast and intake of the
liquid nectar which beareth the name "malt liquor." This is a praise flooded rite in
recognition of the emperical sensation being a homo-sapien brings. Consciousness
(while admittedly, being influenced by the unconscious) is a fleeting gift which one
should salute through the guzzling of alcohol. Every night I worship existence. In
drunken extremism I honor this life God has given me; all the while knowing fullwell that
it can be stripped away from me any moment in battle. The conflict arises every morn ready
to take my life; to murder and vanquish me outright. The engagement against insurmountable
odds during the daylight hours has brought upon me a substantial love for life. Live fast
die young- the saying holds true. So to this next breath I drink...and to the one after...
for the cessation of awareness looms before me and every living being.
Phat props to the whole M500 crew; especially to the two field medics known to us as jugalinko and Softcoremike. Peace Juggalos and Juggalettes. MCL. |
12.09.00
What up juggalos. I put my elbow through the driver's side rear window of my car last night;
which fucking sucks because by doing so I ruined my Jake Jeckel (out of Jake and Jack, Jake is my
favorite) vinyl sticker. I don't have
much time to update because I gotta track down a new window, but I just wanted to drop some
deeply intelectual and profound knowledge: G*ddamn, I need to update more so you fine
juggalettes will send me pics of your beautiful boobies. Alright, I'm out, I'll have some
cool pics of softcore, jugalinko and me from thanksgiving and what-not real soon.
Peace Juggalos, Mad Cali Love.
Candid Interview With Psychopathic's Own Ry Ry 2 Slow. The Second One is Todays Update.
And Just to let you Peep some Flavor. Jamie Madrox Called us and Gave Us Props. SoFtCoReMiKe® Interview will be
Tonight see check that out soon as he is one funny mexican.
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12/08/00
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[Info]what up!! aight in this update what I got for you juggalos is some tittys,a headcase original remix, and of course some ICP News for that bitch ass!! aight I'm not sure how true this is but according to speculation the cops in NYC were making juggalos take off there face paint and masks....... which to me sounds like someone from MTV is paying them off to do so. Fuk them pigs.... go there everyday with face paint til they get sick of telling you take it of or till MTV goes broke and cant afford to pay the piggies off anymore. Or if youd rather not do that shit just go there with big ass ICP signs.......aight heres an IDEA
IF YOU LIVE IN NYC PAY ONE OF THEM PLANES TO FLY OVER TRL WITH ONE OF THEM MESSAGES SAYING "ICP ON TRL!!" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. WE NEED TO MAKE THIS AN EVERYDAY THING INSTEAD JUST EVERY FRIDAY.............. YOU KNOW WHAT I"M SAYING?
Disclaimer : FUCK THIS SHIT I'm PISSED.
What the hell is up juggalos. Now if you haven't heard well get used to hearing it again. ICP did not make TRL at all. We have tried juggalos and I'm glad to hear you have. Thank you ninjas for trying on the computers, Squadron 58 and whatever the fuck else was tried. Now here's the dealio. We got fucked. Hard Long and painfully by MTV. I've noticed it and so has my ninja Fl4w3d. He was the one that actually made me think about it more. When is the video played? Well here's the answer I have seen the video twice between the hours of 2 a.m. and 5 a.m. and that's it never during the day! Now how the fuck do you expect us to get fans and following if yer playing the video at night? No americans see that shit unless your a fucking night owl. And how many juggalos stay up that late unless they are drunk to see that shit? First order we need to fucking tell MTV by e-mail or someshit calling to put the fucking video on the DAYTIME rotation that way the Western Hemisphere can!
see that shit. Second notion that was brought up by Delusional from Rj.com. 300+ juggalos showed up to MTV TRL at Times Square and guess what? 300+ juggalos were told to take their faces off. In other words no facepaint was allowed at the times square. NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?! WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT SHIT?! When I go out in public on halloween or just any normal day with my facepaint on I am never ever ever told by any police to fucking take my facepaint off and I live in fucking Kentucky of all places where if you spit on the side walk you catch a Rodney King style beat down by some cops. A week ago ninjas had face paint on Ape boy showed up so did fucking the rest of the juggalo crew and now we're being suppressed by John Q law cuz we fucking represent?! That's fucking jacked as fuck. Never have I seen such a display of stupid shit in my life. and I'm not gonna speculate why the cops told them to take it off during the filming but you can. What do us juggalos do i!
n a time of suppression? We flex our fucking muscles and show the world that we dont' give a fuck. That we take what we want. When the venue in Florida dicked all you juggalos outta a concert what did you do? You burnt that fucker down destroyed that shit. When it happened in Oklahoma City where Gimpie lives what happened? Not a goddamned thing. So it proves that when you flex your fucking muscles shit happens. In Cali Mike Wood showed up to give the juggalos love who got the bone during the Instore that our 4 ninjas couldn't show up to cuz of a family emergency. When the TX juggalos got pissed off cuz they got the bone cuz of woodstock what happened? A second Wing of the WCFOS tour happened and they showed up. So what do we need to do about MTV? Show them that we aint' fucking playing no more and we're tired of their whorish bitch trick ass games of putting our video up at night so noone can see it and it stays underground Locked within the vaults of MTV collecting dust on sh!
elves. We need to e-mail them call them Tag the fucking building throw a faygo or two through that fucking window into carson daily's lap Tip some fucking cars over Let them mother fuckers no we ain't gonna take no dick from some old ass corporate mother fuckers saying ICP is not suitable for fucking people. Look at DMX that mother fucker raps about fucking hos and smoking pot. They let his ass up on the MTV. Look at slim anus he raps about fucking dr dre and having sex with his daughter they let him on MTV. Why can't the except the fact that ICP is here to stay put our shit on the day time shows. Juggalos in New York Fucking serial kill them mother fuckers hit the cameras with faygo say fuck the police and tell them to eat your nuts and suck on your shit because the wicked shit will never fucking die. Put on your masks and represent Serial Fuckin Killa Style Until them I'm out like fucking Ape Boy to the DDT. BOW! MCL ONE LOVE AND FUCK EVERYONE ELSE! UNDERGROUND FOR LIFE! UNE!
DITED FOR LIFE! UNCENCORED TILL I FUCKING DIE! AND FUCK EVERYONE WHO HATES ME HAS BETRAYED ME AND ALL THAT SHIT. Oh and by the way. Here's the secret to Fe` Invictus. Fe`Invictus means in latin Suffering to the Conqueror. I've suffered long enough by means of methodical mental torture from someone dear to me. So when you see me don't expect me to be a great guy. Think of me as an awesome person. ONE LOVE YOU MUTHA FUCKIN JUGGALOS BIATCH!
at m500 are hating..im saying that
ninjaz have been tellin me personally that we should be pissed off that we
got tha bone. But whut bone? We
got props on every single copy of the Bizzar Bizzar albums, we operate as
though we ARE part of Seeds of
Lotus anyway...hasnt anyone noticed that we're also pushing for juggaloz to
support ICP takin over Mtv?
Itz all for juggalos....like in tha song "Juggalos Paradise" We're all one
family and we operate as one. I would
like to give props to all tha sites that are in Seeds of Lotus becuz this
aint no competition...we're not out
to be the biggest and the best site...we're not out to get famous....we're
jes out to show our support for tha
muthafuckin Dark Carnival and thats fuckin straight up. Aight thats all i
have to say about that....now for
all you Psycho Juggalos Hotline fans.....(all 4 of u) Me and my cousin Ry
Ry have taken over the
Psychopathic Tour Dates Hotline (734)913-9832. Mah homie and Lotus member
Delusional has hooked us
up with tha hotline and its tha fuckin shit. All you east coast juggalos
now can rest a little easier cuz thats
and east coast number for all u ninjaz that dont wanna call west coast
Psycho Juggalos hotline. Main option
is newz and whut not, option 1 is urs truly Clown E spittin out Bizzar
Bizaar tour dates, option 2 is mah ninja
Ry Ry 2 Slow spittin out Twiztid Freek Show tour dates from tha road cuz
he's doing tha Freek Show promo tour,
option 3 is gonna be tour merchandise info as well ass street dates for new
merch. Me and Ry Ry are still gonna
skool tha Psycho Juggalos Hotline and i have to apologize for not hookin up
some more streamin updates on
our page...i've been madd busy workin with Ry Ry trying to figure out how
we were gonna do both hotlines but
rest assured imma be hookin up some more hotlines for our Psycho Juggalos
page real soon. Aight one last thing
b4 im out this bitch.....madd props to ALL juggalos out there that have a
website or hotline that are out there
trying to do something positive instead of being a fake ass juggahoe hating
on juggalos cuz they got nothing
better to do. One love...down with tha clown 4 LIFE!!......im out like
whut?!? Baby Whut?!?
MCL
Disclaimer: This interview below was obtained by me via rollingstone.com. Fuck them they can suck my balls if they dont' liek the fact tht I'm posting that shit.
Well Ninjas I obtained a little tidbit of info from the rollingstones.com website. I want you to read below and tell me what you think. It's a fairly good interview if you smell what I'm cooking.
Friday December 01 09:00 PM EST
Violent J on ICP's Bizaar, Bizzar Ride
"That's us -- the most hated band in the world," brags Insane Clown Posse's Violent J with a laugh. "And I'll proclaim that over any of these lameass bands out there. We own that title. We make USA Today's worst album every year. They don't really know much about music, but it's still great. It's great to be named the best at something . . . even if it's sucking."
For the Motor City hip-hop clown duo, there's exists a contentment in that title that's been a long time coming. For years the group has been ridiculed, reviled, panned, slagged and just about any other derogatory verb you can imagine. With the release of their two new albums, Bizzar and Bizaar, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope have created a double fuck-off to their detractors, offering two bitter pills to swallow. It's the usual axe-wielding horror rap times two, but the guys in ICP have a sneaky trump card up their sleeves. Their cover of Eighties one-hit-wonder Sly Fox's "Let's Go All the Way" has found them creeping into MTV after a decade of being ignored by television and radio. Whether or not MTV can boost ICP into the sales stratosphere hardly matters. With a dedicated legion of Juggalos, the duo has a guaranteed audience that doesn't hinge on singles. "We don't need to be triple platinum or win any Grammy Awards," J says. "I used to think that one day we'd get the world t!
o see things our way and see us as a band, but to be honest with you brother, I don't think that's ever gonna really happen."
Nevertheless, with two discs and a worldwide tour kicking off this weekend with Nashville Pussy, Suicidal Tendencies and Chuck D's Confrontation Camp in tow for some dates, the bizaar, bizzar, bizarre ride continues.
How'd the hell did you hook up with Nashville Pussy?
I never heard their music. I have now, man . . . they're really different than us. They do southern rock almost, like Lynyrd Skynyrd sped up. I don't know how the juggalos are going to take to it. That remains to be seen. But any band that calls us and asks to be on our show, we're more than honored to have 'em as part of our show. And the first three bands that called us were Suicidal Tendencies, Confrontation Camp and Nash Pussy, and we welcomed all three with open arms. It's a pretty weird mix up there, but that's what the carnival is about.
So who has the scarier rednecks, Georgia or Detroit?
Oooh. I'm going to say Detroit has scarier rednecks, because Detroit rednecks are wolves in sheep's clothing. In Georgia, they're just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.
Which of you has the scarier fans?
I don't know, we're about to find out. I think they're all in one. They just don't know it yet, but they're the same people. They're gonna meet each other and realize they're the same.
Any story as to Confrontation Camp's presence on the tour?
Chuck D shocked the hell out of me. When he came to Detroit two years ago he called us out of nowhere, and said, "I'm a giant fan, can you come down, I wanna meet you guys." We couldn't fucking believe it. He had all of our CDs, our videos. He said, "I'm a Juggalo, man."
Your tour launched with a surprise, $2 show in Cleveland. Do those gigs set you back much?
We pay the expenses in our merchandise. If you go $2 a head that's not going to cover the cost of a show. But we do a lot of merchandise. Listen to this, you can have an arena with other bands and they won't do the merchandise that we'll do in a small club. That's because our connection with our fans is so much more personal. It's more than a song on a radio. Our fans feel connected to us, us being kind of geeks and losers, that's what Insane Clown Posse is. But I got a wall with two platinum albums and three gold albums. And we did that with no radio, no nothing.
The merchandising aspect seems as tight as that of the WWF.
The WWF is a lot like us in a lot of ways, because those are characters in wrestling. You have a whole arena of blue-collar workers and their sons. And everybody knows what they're looking at is fake, but they're booing the bad guys and cheering the good guys having a good night away from reality. And that's what our concerts are. They're just having a good time.
Yet some take you so seriously.
'Cause we do rap. And the thing about rap is keep it real. But here's the problem with that: we all live and breathe in a real world every day. Why does our music have to reflect that too? I want my music to take me out of real. I work and pay bills. I want my music to take me away on an adventure -- these two serial-killing clowns killing the bad guys of the earth, cutting redneck's heads off. Fuck keeping it real, let's keep it entertaining. That's what you buy a record for. Whatever your life is, rap about it. Well sometimes that's depressing. And that's the reason critics hate us, they haven't figured it out. There's not a kid in our audience who thinks we're axe-murdering serial killers. It's part of the play.
And you're hardly novices in the axe-wielding clown genre.
I've been doing this ten years. We have a documentary coming out in about two months that shows the entire journey so far. We have all this footage going back to 1991 of us dancing on stage with Kid Rock. I mean, I've had shows where I had every single kid in that audience singing every single word of a song with me and then get up the next morning in that very same town and read in the local paper that the show sucked. Who the hell was this? Obviously they didn't get it. It's just crazy for a guy to review Sting's album and then review our album. But I can talk to you all day and the fact is that we'll always be dissed. But it doesn't matter because as long as there are people out there listening, I'm gonna be in business. And I have a feeling I'm gonna be in business forever. There'll be plenty more albums in the future for people to dis. So come and get it.
You mentioned Kid Rock, do you see him around any more?
Without question he's a multi-trillionaire and he could live high and mighty but Kid Rock is the kind of guy who's gonna keep it like it was. I'm not good personal friends with him, though I've known him forever. I love the fact that he blew up, though, because that's a guy who paid some heavy dues. Seeing him on MTV, I know he wasn't a guy who was just created and blew up the next year. He was somebody who actually paid his dues. When we make fun of him on our record, that's just having fun. It's just fun to make fun of public figures. It's just us being clowns. I don't think he's concerned with what's on our records anyway. But he's deserving of everything he's got.
Your Eminem parody, "Nuthin' But a Bitch Thang" was a little more pointed. Did you ever think about including it on "Bizaar" . . . or even "Bizzar"?
I didn't want to spend a whole song dissing him on Bizarre/Bizaar. We still got at him, there's a song called "Please Don't Hate Me" where we kill Eminem at the end. I didn't just want to make it to where all we were singing and rapping about was Eminem because that gets boring real quick. It was just an answer to what he did to us on his album.
Was there a beginning to that feud?
There was a lot of his underground stuff of his from back in the day, "fuck ICP/buy my cd" that kind of thing where he's just going off on us. So on a radio show we did a parody of "My Name Is" and called it "Slim Anus." The following day Eminem did an interview on the same radio station and they played it for him. So his album came out and he dissed us back. But I guess we started it. But what Eminem's doing, we were doing in 1994. He grew up on our humor, it's all Juggalo style. But I think Detroit and I think Esham. I see Kid Rock, I see the Verve Pipe, I see Sponge. I see all these people and I don't see Eminem. I don't know where he came from. I remember the local scene, and Eminem was never on it. I think he is just one of those guys who started rapping and got lucky. But damn he's got a lot of talent. I will tell you this, I never listen to his albums, but from what I hear on TV and in interviews, if he and I weren't battling each other on records, [laughs] we'd be grea!
t friends. Cause a lot of the things he says I agree with. I think he's awesome. I mean he fucking buried us on his album and the thing sold six million fucking copies. Whatever, it's rap history, rappers always battle each other.
Speaking of battles, any preference: Gore vs. Bush?
Completely, completely uneducated and uninterested in the whole thing. [Laughs]
You have a preferred hangover remedy?
More. That and Vicadin, which I'm hooked on anyway.
What's the best city in which to get tattooed?
Believe it or not, Spokane, Wash.
Strangest fan request or comment?
Well, I can tell you what the strangest thing I ever heard was. After a girl performed oral sex on me, she said, "If my boyfriend knew what I did, he'd never let me wash my mouth out." That was without a doubt the oddest thing I'd ever heard. She said, "He loves you guys so much."
OK, last question, were you ever scared of clowns as a kid?
No. That would mean me being scared of myself which would be a sort of paranoia that would require mental fixing. No, I scare others.
ANDREW DANSBY
(December 2, 2000)
Well Juggalos that's the interview. Now on to something more important. Alot of you ninjas who are near me or on my icq/aim buddy list got a message last night from me. A latin word Called Fe` Invictus. Now right now I have lived by the meaning of that word for the past 3 months. Every juggalo should live by these 2 latin words. I will reveal them on the Later part of the day in case you want to know more. If you do e-mail me and say what the fuck are you talking about Rick? Until then Much Clown Love. FE` Invictus!
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What up ninjas what the hell is up. A few new tidbits of news for that ass. LIENDA! LIENDA! LIENDA! Kinda rhymes with my next door neighbor Linda. Anyways. The day is coming so crawl out from under the couch, gutter, bed sheets, and what nots and vote for ICP on TRL on the ending day. We cannot express enough on the voting. Vote via phone at least 5 times cuz that's what counts ninjas. As you know D3dBdyM4n has been busy lately with all this new hi tech shit. Also he's been down and out due to some shit going on in his love life aka gf left him possibly forever. But hell I'm gonna put that shit on the backburner and let it simmer for a month and get my ass in high gear. Also Slated December 19th which is the slated release date on some online stores BORN TWIZTID the biography of our favorite two newport wastin bud smokin Twiztid buddies. So be ready to grab that shit. Now on the topic of "We Get No Love". Our site is staying underground. We're not gonna go maintstreem !
like the other sites have. We're sticking to this theme so you wont' see M500 on the seeds of the lotus site. You wont' see any of our pictures on the seeds of the lotus picture page. We're keeping it that way and that's our promise to you juggalos. Under Links you'll only find us on 1 major site and that's Insaneclownposse.com. We're on there cuz well we're fresh. We're uncensored, Unedited, and fucking raw for that ass. Now I want to appologize to the ninjas who missed my fucking updates but it's been a really really bad week for D3dBdyM4n. Time to dabble a bit and tell a Softcore Mike Style story that begins this fucked up week. Me and my ninjette friend Trish a.k.a. PsychoNutt went to shoneys to grab some eats. So we order a steak hers was Well Done and mine was to be Medium Rare. I'm sorry but I like to poke my shit and hear it go MOOOO! So we order and we sit and talk about some psychopathic shit and then we talk about our personal lives and finally our food comes. Well.!
.. the steaks are shitty cuz mine is well done and hers is medium well (still pink a bit). The fries taste like someone cooked them in Jerry Curl Juice. But I gives no fucks yes I'm upset but I'm so hungry I wif that shit down. Well the waitress made a big mistake by coming and asking me how the food was. I straight up told her that if need be I could go back there and show the cook how to cook a steak the correct way cuz well ours tasted like ass. She started laughing here I am in my Carnival Christmas shirt looking like a scrubb hitting on all the waitresses or at least checking them out bustin on Chef ISUCKATCOOKING. So she says Well I'm gonna go complain for you and I was like don't rip him to hard i mean it's a common mistake. hell everytime I go to denny's I have to go back there and show the cook how to cook an egg the correct way. So none the less we're sitting there enjoying our soup and salad bar when this fat light skinned black guy comes out. I was like hmm.. must!
be the cook. So anyways this mafaka comes up on me saying "Would you like my job?" and I was like naw I wouldn't want your shitty job and he was like then don't tell me how to cook. I was like look man all I'm saying is my steak was DONE no red in it. He was like yah whatever what's your definition of Medium Rare and I was like brown on both sides red in the middle with lots of blood. He was like wrong that's rare I was like nope medium rare. He was like what are you some sorta cook and I was like yah you can say that. None the less I stood up fixing to punch this mafaka in the neck and throw his face in the boiling pans and school his ass on how to cook but I look down and see Psychonutts darling child and I'm like well bad idea. So this mafaka moves on saying some smart ass shit and I was like yah mutha facko talk your punk shit see if I don't come back to that kitchen and punch your fucking neck and cook your face medium rare. So then we got up and made a complaint to the!
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reminising of nam. We ended up getting the meal free except for the drinks so we bounced.
Then Yesterday after 2 fucking weeks of no e-mails from my ex I finally get one basically saying that we're over and we need to move on. Pretty much put me and bitchmode the whole day. Crying like a 2 year old and shit. So we had a talk and it seems like I have no motivation and if you ever meet me you'll be like damn he's pretty smart why isn't he working for like Microsoft of the US Govt or something. Well the fact is I'm fucking lazy. And because of this I lost my gf. So now I've gotta put all this shit on the backburner and try to start my life over aka get a better job put my car on the road yada yada yada. So the morale of the story is don't get up and cook my steak wrong or I'll punch you in the neck. And don't be lazy or your ex will diss you. Until then. Stay up juggalos. ONE LUV-D3dBdyM4n
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ok ICP opened up the tour last night with nashville pussy, and suisidel tendencies. confrontation camp or whoever was not there. nashville pussy just sucked. except for the chick in the band took her shirt off. than suisidal tendencies fucken rocked that shit. everyone was into it there were HUGE moshin in there. the juggalos accually liked it. during the ST set the suqurity people were puting up the AP promo poster. they put up like 100 of them yet they were bitching when we took them? than icp came out. they had this fucking moving set with clowns playing with a ball that was hypnotic and shit, they had a faygo convor belt and shit the set was by far the best set they ever had. i really dont remember the order of the songs but the played my axe,PT 1 and 2 of radio stars, they got old skool and played my toy box and than they played the juggla. they played nuthin but a bitch thang and had eminem lookalikes being retarded on stage. and please dont hate me same with the eminem look alikes. they did terrable,assasins,still stabin,whut,questions,we gives no fucks, and they ended with crystal ball. no one rushed the stage sucurity was just to damn tight. it was the best show i have seen ICP play. the only thing that posibley could have made it better would be if twiztid showed up. now the merchendise prices they had every jersey they got on the site for the same prices, they didnt have the interview cd yet, they had TOL XXX,fuck off for 20 bucks they had another love song for 5$,they had the new skool hoddie for 50$ it is hot, they have insanity shirts all jokerscards shirts snow hats 20$ bizzar bizaar flexfit hats for 25$,they didnt have any stickers or posters yet but they will or comics they dont got them yet. they had the zippos for 20$,murder dog mag for 5$ and they had some other stuff but i cant remember. o yeah the tour shirt and gathering shirts for 20$ and they had the super balls shirt and fuck off shirts for 50$. well there ya go all the important stuff that happened at hammerstien ball room in NYC last night,DEC 2
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wo! WOO!....... this juggalettes got big bouncin boobyswell for their 1st show the juggalaz hooked it up phat the tix was 2 bux and the show was off the hizzie.vampiro was there an everything he even crowd surfed!!!!! their was a skit to the eminem dis song where patrick and rudeboy put on blond wigs actin like they was doin the bootie wop(hehehe) mad faygo nonstop and clowns in glitter suits and dancin 1/2 naked bitches it was coo i wish i could thank them personally and tellem truly mcl 4 Sho.
umm first i remember it started out w some funky broken record
shit that was j jus repeatin the word bizzar over and over then they started
w take me away.....every so often theyd mix the songs up w a little radio
staer shit....im not sure what order they played the songs in. but ill tell
you this...i remember my axe,southwest voodo, tilt a whirl,whut,mr happy,lets
go all the way,questions, hocus pocus,and i remeber j doin please dont hate
me it loked like some shit off mtv unplugged i broke out the lighter he was
starin at my ass then winked heheheh and i remember they closed w crystal
ball it was a tiiiight ass show. they didnt have much of a setup as far as
for a background mostly just a big ass bizzar poster type backdrop, and the
clowns dancin around was wearin the masks you see inside the cd cover from
the gathering and was wearin sequined jumpsuits w the eyes and ???marks on
them they also did assassins hehehe im a little foggy from that night its all
coming back now (lmao) that is all i remember from that night
mcl woooowooooooo
lynda
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Disclaimer:To those who read this and don't like it FUCK OFF I don't give a fuck what you think. Go fly and fuck yourself I'm tired and I'm sick and tired of someshit so it's time to vent.
What up ninjas. This is your Homie Ricky giving you all some opinionated shit that's been twirling around my brain and culminating and festering like a puss bubble needing taken care of but been ignored. I've been up right now for 45 hours racking my brain on alot of shit plus having to call and try to set up job interviews in my personal life. Juggalos I want to address MTV. MTV is some down ass ninjas and I know you guys are pretty pissed off about the fact of we sent at least half a million if not more votes to MTV last night. I voted myself 10,000 times. That's alot of voting going on. Even though we did not make TRL it really isn't a time to give up. Juggalos straight stay and fight till the last one is dead. Alot of things have been bothering me lately and that's the lack of fucking respect for this site that alot of juggalos have. Sure we may not be the fanciest fucking hi tech piece of flash anyones ever seen on the face of the planet. We may not be the most dr!
awn out site and sure we have a few broken links that are being worked on. But Damn it all of us here try to bring you the latest fucking news. We get hated on we get pushed around and talked about. Me and Headcase have been in the insaneclownposse.com chat constantly. Seeing all kinds of hating on ICP, Hating on other juggalos, and mostly hating on us and other sites as well as the seeds. It's pretty sickening if you ask me. I've given you juggalos a solid month and a half of nothing but MY life. When I should have been out looking for a job I was with my family of juggalos. When I should have been earning loot I was with my family of juggalos taking care of your needs. When I should have been sleeping I stay up so I can talk to you juggalos about your problems and the things you see wrong. I get e-mails everyday from haters from people who hate our site. Hell our site is hated all over dal-net it's in the topic of #Icp. Lack of respect for me is one thing but lack of respect!
for what I do for you is another. I am coming real close to losing the 1 thing I charish in this life. The one thing that keeps me happy and that's the love of my life my girl. I've sat on my ass doing things for people that I wouldn't normally do on here. I sit here and starve with no food in the house the rents due because I do it for you juggalos not cuz I'm a lazy slob or because I want some people to know who the fuck I am. I do it cuz of the juggalos. Cuz you guys ask for someone to help you with information problems. Juggalos ask me all the time "Are you a seed? Do you know any seeds?" and I'm like ok WTF?! My answer is NO noone at this site was chosen to be a seed. Are we jealous? NO! Are we upset that noone from our site was chosen to represent our site? A tad. What is a seed? Just another juggalo like you and me noone special. They just got a job to do with psychopathic and that's to maintain the funds of the charities to make sure that Psychopathic isn't pocketing !
money which they wouldn't and no offence to anyone who reads that wrong. That's what a seed is. They were chosen to do that and Only that. To speak to J and Shaggy about the upcoming problems as well. That's it no other special shit. Now I have alot of respect for the seeds and I'm not hating on them. I just don't see where they are any more special then you me and the rest of the crew. They are just normal juggalos living juggalo lives. To put it in blantant Milenko500 is not a Seeds Site. We're Uedited, Uncescored, Uncut, and fucking uncontrollable and we plan to keep it that way. Until then MCL And keep your heads up juggalos cuz I still care about each and everyone of you. Erase the hate. ONE LUV
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JUGGALOS I'm Back to hit you with some news. If you are the owner of an Insane clown posse related chat and you are experiencing what's commonly known as juggalo pride envy (haters in other words) Alex Abbiss our good friend at psychopathic has a cure. Any IRC type chat experiencing haters hatin on ICP and tryng to sway other juggalos away from voting are to kick and ban them on site. I've experienced some haters on all the ICP Chats on DAl-net so I'm telling you ninjas do not go there cuz the operators/mods of the channel are a bunch of hating bitches. So stay away from Dal-net cuz they own the channel and they don't even like ICP and don't understand the Dark Carnival. For this ninjas if ICP makes it on the TRL polls the Big Balla X-mas party will be Free to all juggalos who show up. That's right FREE NO CHARGE FREE ICP CONCERT MAKE ICP HIT THE POLLS AND GET OFF YOUR ASSES TURN YOUR FUCKING COOKIES OFF GRAB YER MOUSE PULL IT OUT YOUR ASS AND FUCKING VOTE 4000000 TIME!
S IN ONE NIGHT WE GOTTA ALL DO THIS TOGETHER DO YOU HERE ME?! OBVIOUSLY NOT CUZ THE MESSAGE WAS NEVER SENT CUZ OF HATERS. FUCK THE HATERS WE'RE FAMILY. TELL THE HATERS TO SLIDE OVER TO EMINEMS CHAT CUZ THAT'S WHERE THEY FUCKING BELONG! SO VOTE AND STAY OFF OF DAL-NET UNTIL THEN... this is D3dBdym4n saying ROCK THE FUCKING VOTE!!!!!M C L ONE LOVE!
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Whut up muthafackos....this be Clown E...still recovering from whut went down here in Souther Cali this past Saturday. Me and a bunch juggalos went to a theme park called Knotts Berry Farm. The park was kinda stale but tha fact that madd juggalos = (Knottsgrp1) showed up. It was dope....we went on a ride called Ghost Rider and that muthafacko was fast as hell...made me cry actually...yes thats right Clown E cried like a newborn woman...anywayz....heres a pic of mah homie Spiderman = (Spidey) now ya'll know why we call his azz Spiderman. We met up with Hooty the Pollution Owl = (hooty2) and that gay ass muthafacko grabbed my azz. So after i got molested by an owl i was kinda in tha mood ya know...whuts a muthfacko to do i when a muthafuckin owl grabs ur azz!?!?! Anyway i was gonna start mackin and see if I could get some skinz from this juggalette named Melody =(clowne5) so i start talkin her into maybe breakin off from tha group and maybe go get busy in a bathroom..so next thing i remember is something smackin me upside mah head..then i blacked out....when i came to i was sittin in some fuckin kiddie ride =(clowne1) with mah shorts half off and mah head was hurtin like a BITCH.....so im guessing i didnt score...anyway i told all tha juggalos that to all who showed up i was gonna have a surprise for them and it was none other than Ry Ry 2 Slow = (ryry2) from Psycho Juggalos Hotline/Psychopathic Records..(my cusion)...his azz was in town for Turkey Day and he showed up to chill with the rest of the West Coast juggalos and urs truly Clown E Love..it was kind of a Psycho Juggalos reunion cuz i havent seem him in months since he's been on the Bizzar Bizaar promo tour. All in all tha day was madd fresh....i suggest all you juggalos out there get together with sime juggalos in ur area and do shit. If u dont know any hit me up on tha hotline and represent where ur callin from and i'll shout you out...who knows you might be living right next to one and not know it...imma have some more pics of our trip on our site so peep those out later....till then this is Clown E saying FUCK YOU IM STILL PAID...hahaha MCL ninjaz! |
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NINJAS, JUGGALOS, AND BITCHES ALIKE! This is D3dBdyM4n back to hit you with a fucking helly cool update. Today at 5 o clock EST ICP will be throwing one of the first 2 dollar shows. Get to Cleveland Ohio in the Agora Theatre by 5 o'clock! That's right!. 2 dollars to see your 2 favorite serial killaz on stage floating faygo in your eyeballs and shit so get there. Another thing ninjas For personal reasons D3dBdyM4n is now fixin to be employed! That's right I'm going to be working somewhere in my city really soon. Where I might pop up in radcliff is a mystery. But if you see me there.... be forewarned I'll spread the words of the Dark Carnival up on that ass. Until then ninjas I wanna say I love you to the one girl who has been by me 110% and all the way since I lost my last job at Target. Deloris I love you and always will and I will strive to keep you happy sweetie. Ninjas never will you find a woman so able to put up with my punk ass as her.
She pretty much put her family life on the line just to be with me and
I'd like to thank her and her family for having to put up with my crazy
antics of throwing faygo at houses and paintballing things as well as
helping me move out. I would like to thank Big Vic and Trish Hardy
(Yah don't you wish) for being there for me and giving me insite and
for giving me the mad clown love and things that you do. I want to thank my brother
for putting up with me everyday of not having a job and me sitting on my ass
helping bring the ninjas the freshness. But most of all I want to thank the God
and The Dark Carnival for actually bringing good karma my way.
Deloris I just want to say I love you sooo damned much:) Juggalos I love you too! Just not as much as I love her...Until then Ninjas stay up. Headcase y0 momma can suck the chrome off a trailor hitch if need be! She also
mentioned somthing bout "the closer to "kin" the deeper it goes in?"
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Crusiereweight Title match: Kwee Wee vs Mike Sanders (c) --W. Mike Sanders (c) still champion. 3 Way Tag Team Dance: Jung Dragons vs. 3 Count vs. Evan Karaigas and Jamie Knoble. --No Decision. Jimmy Hart vs. Mancow *the radio dude* --W. Mancow via cast to head of Jimmy Hart. Hardcore Title Match: Crowbar (c) vs. Reno vs. Big Vito --W. Crowbar via chair shot to Reno. Filthy Animals vs. Alex Wright and Kronik --W. Alex Wright and Kronik via chokeslam to Rey Mysterio Jr. The Cat vs. The Franchise Shane Douglas --W. The Cat via Feliner Kick. |
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US Title: Lance Storm (c) vs. General Rection --W. And NEW champion: General Rection via MoonSault. Jeff Jarrett vs Buff Bagwell --W. Jeff Jarrett via Guitar shot to Bagwell followed by pin. Tag Titles: DDP and Kevin Nash vs. The Perfect Event (c) --W. And NEW Champs: DDP and Kevin Nash via Diamond Cutter and Powerbomb. Goldberg vs. Lex Luger --W. Goldberg *you knew he'd win. he's on a damn stupid streak angle* World Title Match: Booker T. (c) vs. Big Poppa Pump. --W. And NEW Champ. Big Poppa Pump via Steiner Recliner. ECW NEWS and Rumors: -The Dudley Boyz *WWF* make a "one Night Only" appearance on December 21st at the Elks Lodge, no idea as to who they'd face. *My guess, the F.B.I* -ECW in attempts to raise intrests of the USA Network will be airing a different match during their shows. This week was the re-airing of EZ Money vs. Kid Kash. and Finally... -Tommy Dreamer has made it clear that he is no longer intrested with the World Title hunt, rather Dreamer has stated he'd like to work with the younger talent. |
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Disclaimer: Metaphrase 11:13 States thereof if D3dBdyM4n were to say If or The in any sentence is covered by paraphrase 7 sentence 8 and if D3dBdyM4n were to say slanderous remarks look at Section 1:1 in the Constitution of the United States there of "Freedom Of Speach" Minus the clause in case Homer Simpson vs the Supreme Court, Minus Brain Activity in Clause 8:1 in the medical dictionary clause #Austin 3:16 which means i just Whipped your ass vs Rock 3:16= I just layed the smackdown on your candy ass due to public Hi Fidelity minus the fact that D3dBdyM4n is Crazy.
What up my ninjas it's me the one who is the one who brings you news. lagging off a night full of nothing but sittin on my ass doing nothing pondering what the hell is gonna happen in my life. Well I thought I'd add some freshness instead of letting the webpage be a bit dull without my sayings on a Sunday. Time for me to get philisophical on that ass. To all you ninjas who just jumped on the carny wagons I'm going to open up some freshness on what it's like to be a juggalo. The dark Carnival is one of the most unknown dementions on the face of the planet. Those of you who have just been touched by it let me tell you welcome to the greatest show. To be a juggalo means to be a follower of the dark carnival. To listen to it's messages given to us by the two prophets of the dark carnival Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. Are they above us juggalos? No they are just like us but they hear the Dark Carnival more Clearly then most. Who are J and 2 Dope? Average everyday Joes like y!
ou and me. Just there on the same key as the dark carnival. Are there other people who have had the carnival touch them? Yes. Jaime Madrox and the Monoxide Child. Alex Abbiss, Billy Bill. My list can go on forever even ninjas I've never met in Buttlick arkansas. Many juggalos wonder what in essence is Shangri-la. Well to translate Shangri-la into a different language Shangri-la means Heaven in Thailand language. So to go to shangri-la you would need to lead the path of a good life. To explain each jokers card in detail would be to actually open your eyes into the world of the Dark Carnival. Let me start with the first Jokers card. The Carnival of Carnage. COC is the world in a broad spectrum. Hatred, Bigotry, Wife beating, love, lust, everything this whole world is the carnival of Carnage in which both you and I were born into. The Next Jokers Card being the Ringmaster. You as a person are your own Ringmaster in this Carnival of Carnage. You make you decision on weather you go!
to heaven or hell in which God gave his greatest Creation the ultimate gift... Free will. Forks up Forks down. Heaven or Hell you choose your own destiny. You the Ringmaster choose your own Fate in this world weather you do evil or good. The Next Jokers Card Riddlebox. To put the Riddlebox in an essence of the bible would be St. Peter. The man at the pearly Gates of heaven who reads off all the good things and all the bad things. You walk up to the Riddlebox and turn the crank it pops up good you go into Shangri-la however it pops up bad. Welcome to hell. Thus St. Peter Judges your sins when you are in purgatory on weather or not you go to heaven or hell. The 4th Jokers Card. The Great Milenko represents the hidden illusions in ones life. At one moment you could be a great man but behind the scenes your nothing but a two bit piece of trash beating your wife and molesting your kids. The Great Milenko is also the lusts in life that are an illusion that could steer you off the p!
ath of Shangri-la into the world of hell. The 5th and latest Jokers Cards. Jake and Jack Jeckel. Every person in this world has two sides of them. More of Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde. You have your loving caring sensitive side which is represented by Jake Jeckel. Then you have your hating destructive violent Side represented by Jack Jeckel. Which won rules more in your life Jake or Jack? We have the both of them inside of us. The tattoo of Jack Jeckel on my ribcage which is near my heart has meaning to me. Jack Jeckel is Negativity hate and all the bad things and I keep it close to my heart that way I know what it's like and know never to forget who the Jeckel brother are inside of me. That ninjas is my indepth adaptation of the Jokers Cards. Before I go I would like to welcome Moose to the Milenko500 crew. Even though yer the wrestling guy I would like to know I can school your ass on just about anything having to do with the WWF.:P MCL MOOSE Until then this is D3dBdyM4n saying. !
Y0 momma so ugly your parents had to tie a steak to her neck to get the dogs to play with her. MCL MCL. ONE LOVE..... YOU JUGGALOS.
11.26.00
I am a complete and utter asshole. The other night Jugalinko popped his head into my room
and asked me why I didn't add Clown E. Love to the image map I had made....my only answer is
that I'm a total dumbass and just forgot. So, I updated the pic to make it official and
proper. Mad crazy apologizes to Clown E. Love. I was too busy patting myself on the back
to realize that a integral part of the Milenko500 family was missing from the image. MCL and Peace.
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Disclaimer: If you are reading this I'm not responsible for any speculation going on here damn it so straight fuck off if you don't like it. I've had a rough night and stuff so I dunno go away.
What up juggalos this is Everyones D3dBdyM4n. Well Peep Game ninjas. We're at a dawn of a new Era in being juggalos. Check Http://www.insaneclownposse.com for the special message from the 10 things ICP's doing for u juggalos. It also has some news on the rerelease of Dogbeats and Mutilation Mix on cd and Tape. Rowdy Roddy Piper in Big Money Rustlas and a few other things. On another note visit http://www.seedsofthelotus.com/~heavyclown/ that's where http://www.rydas.com is for right now cuz their server is down.:(. Well ninjas I have a question for the juggalettes now? Why do you leave guys in their time of need when they need you the most and you promise things to other people knowing well your love is suffering for it? Well E-mail me the answers until then MCL MDL. D3dBdyM4n
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Wussup juggalos this is D3dBdyM4n Updating on Juggalo Turkey day where all of you ninjas gotta get drunk and eat alot of food. Well this is a special update because last night I was online and I met the most whorish Hater on the face of the planet. I've known her from another IRC server in which I'm not gonna name but I hate this bitch with a passion. So I made a remix of Ain't nuttin but a bitch thang so I'm gonna post the lyrics for you ninjas to Enjoy. When they are done I'll hook u up with some news.
Mala Ain't Nuttin But A Bitch
By D3dBdyM4n
Straight outta TN bitch you's a joke sucking so much dick your fucking lips smoke
with your ugly ass face u got the clap mean muggin a thugin sittin on aj's lap
Talk shit about alliree knowing you's a slut u shakin fumblin nervous stumbling so damned stupid you should shoot yourself
U listen to pretty boy rap with your slutty smile got yerself working the streets of 35 mile
Callin juggalos fake little bitch I'll slam my dick through the back of your neck
You might have aj sucking your tit but the juggalos ain't even buying your tricks Run your ass back to Aj and get fucked little groupie ass bitch Get fucked!
Dumb ass whore ass trick ass wack ass BIOTCH Mala aint' nuttin but a bitch
Mala aint' nuttin but a bitch
Wait a minute done run what's up with that I just wanna give yer 300 bux back that I pimped you at a show you little freaky ass ho.
Look at you gettin layed all over the map 3 dicks 2 dildos cuz yer a slut like that
you like to do it alone sometimes with about 3 and aj fux your butt like a pussy
Everytime I see you your sucking dick now your in #teen sucking dick you'll be sucking dick for eternity look at your mouth it looks like a pussy
When I think of your future kids it's makes me sad they'll have a dumb ass father and a whore ass mom.
Dumb ass freak ass trick ass biotch
Mala Ain't nuttin but a bitch *bitch*
Mala Ain't Nuttin but a bitch *bitch*
Well juggalos Voting on the phones is gonna suck for us juggalos cuz well we can't ever get through to MTV's line which always is gonna blow. Tuesday is gonna be fresh though cuz finally TRL is gonna sport ICP at #1. Keep the voting up ninjas. I'm still waiting for my interview by Missy. And as always Stay down and come to the Insaneclownposse.com chat it's mad fresh and full of ninjas down with the clown. Until then Head Case Y0 momma so fat the bitch got her own hemisphere. MCL MDL Dark Carnival For eva ONE LOVE!!!
Ok, I HATE SUBWAY lol sorry bro. I know its a small intro. but because
of work and thanksgiving. I haven't had alot of time over the last week.
Here is my little intro. I'll do a news update soon then send it to you.
*I don't know how to to make a banner. I'm pathetic. but hey dammit lol
webtv is a bitch.*
Disclaimer: Even though I haven't been updating lately doesn't mean I'm dead. I'm very well alive. I've just been busy so if you will hold still a second so I can grab your neck I'll be straight. Don't sue me if I do cuz it's not my fault.
Wussup Juggalos It' D3dBdyM4n the Unemployed coming to hit you back up with some news. Well not really news just some words of advice and shit since there's alot going on and everyone and their brother has it straight up covered. Well the Insane Clown Posse.com chat room is in full effect which is pretty fresh. MTV won't be putting ICP on TRL till next tuesday which I know you ninjas are pissed off about it but still I'm sorry there's nothing I can do but sit back and watch cuz if I was the CEO of MTV it wouldn't be MTV no more it would be PmTV (Psychopathic Music Television) I've been out lately with the death of my roommates Grandmother as well as applying for jobs wherever I possibly can so I'll have a job and freshness on top of that. I've got an interview coming up with Violent J as well as I've had an interview with Missy from Big Money Hustlas so when she e-mails me her reply's to my questions I'll hook you ninjas with the dealio. Alot of ninjas feel that I fell!
off the map here cuz I've
not done an update but don't
worry I'm still around. I want to thank the ninjas at thesixth.com, rydas.com, and
icp4ever.com for becoming a part of the Juggalo Network family. Right now Rydas.com is down for a bit till they can get the server problems fixed. Well not that the I'm out section of the ending of d3dbdym4n's update is over I have a new one Check this out Headcase y0 momma got a wooden leg and uses Minwax as lotion to get rid of the ash on her knees. Dizamn. Until then Ninjas MCL and Dark Carnvial For Eva. Hopefull I'll get a job soon or I'm gonna have to pimp myself on the streets. MCL D3dBdyM4n MDL
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whaddup juggalos? I'm just popping in real quick to let you know that I made a Milenko500 crew
image map with our pics and links to our stash/info pages; and I also consolidated all of softcoremike's
updates onto one page too. I've been busy as fuck at work and haven't had time nor energy to
do a damn thing to this site or suburbanpimp.com...so until I get some more time or energy...MCL and Peace.
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Disclaimer: FxckFace is pissed cuz I jacked his so I'm gonna do it some more till I get an answer from him.:) If your reading this don't masturbate in the dark you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms. Thank you -Surgeon General
What up juggalos this is me D3dBdym4n chillin here at the crib. Well Me and my homie from Realjuggalos.com Delusional came up with a funny thing. Top 10 Things Juggalos say to their Girlfriends Parents. There' really no news except in the chat room people being punk bitches and acting like Violent J. You think it's funny but you'll get your ass banned for it. Anyways here we Go:
TOP 10 THINGS JUGGALOS SAY TO THEIR GIRLFRIENDS PARENTS THE FIRST TIME THEY MEET-By D3dBdyM4n and Delusional.
10. Gee, Pops, you're not nearly as big an asshole as your daughter said you are.
9. Wazzzaaaaap!
8. The water in your toilet tastes funny.
7. You got a spoon and a lighter I can borrow? I left mine at home.
6. No... No... It's OK. I kinda like it when your dog humps my leg.
5. Your daughter is attractive, but have you seen the tits on her friend Joanne?
4. Hi, Mr. Jones. I'm Bob. This is Chuck, George, Steve and the midget is Sam. Is Sally ready?
3. (While honking horn in driveway) Hey! I'm waiting out hear! Send the bitch out!
2. You should be proud, Mr. And Mrs. Smith, you've raised a good girl. I can't get her to blow me no matter what I say.
And the number 1 thing Juggalos say to their girlfriends parents after meeting them the first time IS.....
1. Man, living under the same roof with a piece of ass like that, I bet you wish you were anyone else but her father.
now that's some freshness right there ninjas. Anyways Me and Delusional at the next gathering will be in a wrestling match against each other. I'm gonna dress up like Hulk Hogan and He's gonna dress up like Andre the Giant and we're gonna go to battle in a loser spreads butter on his butt-cheeks and then puts himself through a table match. My vote goes on Delusional so I've got the butter ready. I just gotta find a break away table. So next gathering check that freshness out. Until then I'm out like River Phoenix. MCL MDL 11/23/00
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Disclaimer: Even though I jacked FxckFace's Disclaimer it's still my own and it's more fresh than his. So if you don't like it go read his. I'm not responsible for anything I say because if you call the cops and I go to jail I'm pleading temporary insanity. So naaaaayh mutha fakoz.
Wussup ninjas this is everyones favorite D3dBdyM4n hitting you back up with another update. It seems like I'm having e-mail problems and I can't seem to get an update on here. Hopefully this one will go through. Remember ninjas the Insaneclownposse.com chat is up and running and it's on the same server we're on. So peep that out. Me and Headcase are always in that bitch cuz we help moderate it. Also vote for "Let's go All the Way" Monday on Trl and show MTV what the ninjas is about. I want to thank the people at Rydas.com for helping us out and giving us props and shit for helping out with the seeds. Well ninjas I'm out like a fat bitch in a thong MCL Much Delo Love and I will update again as soon as I can. MCL 11/23/00
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Disclaimer: Even though it looks like I'm jacking FxckFaces Disclaimer thing I'm really not. Nor is this ment to demean FxckFace cuz well he knows his disclaimers will never be as good as mine. Me and FxckFace are friends. He got pissed when he saw it and asked me if I was dissing him. Well Mr. FxckFace. Fxck OFF:) MCL brandon.
WHAT IS UP MY JUGGALOS NINJAS AND WICKED SERIAL SLAUGHTERS!!! Well alot has been going on and I've been doing alot of work online. (Wish I was working for money at a job but this will have to do) Anyways ninjas. It's long overdue but it has finally happened. All 3 of the major Chat rooms have combined to bring you the freshest Juggalo chat there is. Realjuggalos.com chat, Milenko500.com chat and now Insaneclownposse.com chat are linked together as 1 whole entity. That's right ninjas. 1 whole chat. Me Noodlenugget, Delusional, Sabreguy, headcase, Gimpie, and James-BC and the rest of the wonderful staff at rj.com, Insaneclownposse.com, and bytecenter.com servers have been working on this chat. Now right now the java client is pretty stale but when we're done with it you will not want to get off of it. Now allow us to reiterate some rules for the chat. No dissing ICP, No Flooding. and Have FUN. Sounds pretty easy to me. Now this server is also accessible by mIRC. it's th!
e same server milenko500.com chat is on. I want to give a shout out to Rydas.com for mentioning how dilliegentally we are supporting the seeds of the lotus. Remember to vote on monday on TRL for Let's Go All the Way by Insane Clown Posse. I also want to thank Heavy Clown from rydas for acknowledging our undying support as well as KrÅzY ^Ƴ, and Kurupt from rydas.com. One day I hope we can all combine together to make a super site for you juggalos out there. I also want to give thanks to thesixth.com for acknowledging our crusade to bring all the juggalos together. I want to address one thing though that really irks me. Juggalos who go to these websites and ours. We are no higher then you. At the most we are at your level. We deserve props yah but we're not Gods among mortals. We work hard everyday. I've had many juggalos come up on the chat and hound dogg me. We also don't place ourselves on pedistals. We're all easy going and fun to be around in chat. So Get in the chat room!
and CHAT DAMN IT. Until then. This is D3dBdyM4n saying Michael Jackson got burnt by pepsi and Richard Pryor got burnt by coke.WOOOOO!!!CUZ IT'S A THRILLAA!!! Oh uhm until then, I'm out like a fat bitch in a thong. 11/23/00 MCL MDL.
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What up ninjas well this is everyones favorite D3dBdyM4n me. I'm sitting here watching Big Money Hustlas and I got this Idea in my head. Why don't I do an update about you juggalos and what you feel on the ICP MTV situation. So here we go. On the Realjuggalos chat server here's some of the replys I got.

11/13/00

Disclaimer: There isn't one today cuz I dont care what you hate.
Wussup juggalos. Record Breaking news from Psychopathic records. This is phenominal news to my ears. ICP will be on MTV with their Video Lets Go All The Way. I know you guys are prolly screaming "Sell Outs" But allow me to allow you to retort. Naw Fuck that you ain't retorting shit. Understand this. ICP is not a sell out and if you say they are Fuck you. They are doing this for the juggalos to make our army bigger by spreading the word of The Dark Carnival. In Violent J's own words "We're gonna use MTV like a whore" which is the truth and to prove to you ninjas ICP isnt' selling out they are now donating all Bizzar Bizaar cd sells to 3 charity groups. And to prove that they arent pocketing any money they took 18 juggalos from some of the other main sites. STEVEN CABRERA
THESIXTH.COM, GEORGE CHAPLIN RYDAS.COM (HeavyClown), JON DAWSON RYDAS.COM, BRANDON HAGEDORN REALJUGGALOS.COM (FxckFace) , ZACKARY MUNOZ THESIXTH.COM,DAVE BOHNER
THESIXTH.COM, CHAS PERCODANI ICP4EVER.COM, JARED TRIPTOWN ICP4EVER.COM, KEITH DIGNAN REALJUGGALOS.COM (WVM), PHILIP SHIRLEY
RYDAS.COM, JOHN WALLACE THESIXTH.COM, NICOLE WALLACE THESIXTH.COM,
BARRY ENDERS THESIXTH.COM, RAYMOND HENSON RYDAS.COM, JON FRIDEN
DARKLOTUS.NET, BRAIN GLICK REALJUGGALOS.COM (Delusional), CHRIS ROSE THESIXTH.COM, JOHN LEISURE DOWNFORLIFE.COM. The Name of this group of elite ninjas named by Rob Bruce (Jumpsteady) is Seeds of the Lotus. Even though none of us from Milenko500.com made the cut I'm not even the least bit jealous. Nor am I gonna hate on these juggalos. I'm very proud of them because of what they have accomplished and the footsteps they are going to leave in the Dark Carnival. We here at Milenko500.com are going to support Seeds of the Lotus 110%. The names of the Charities they are going to give the skrilla from the album sales From Tuesday on are NATIONAL ALLIANCE TO END HOMELESSNESS,
FAMILY VIOLENCE PREVENTION FUND, and FREEDOM FROM HUNGER. This to me makes myself even more proud to call myself a juggalo. Juggalos On Tuesday blow up MTV's lines for this video, Mail them, E-mail them, knock up on the directors door and tell them you want to see this video. If you have any questions about this e-mail me and I'll answer them. I feel like I'm your voice. I know some of the juggalos in attendance at this meeting and I can ask them questions give them hints for the juggalos cuz they are in charge of the future for the Dark Carnival. From this day forth not only will I consider myself a juggalo but I will be your voice on the issues of the Dark Carnival for this site. Blow up the radio stations with your calls for the songs as well this is our time to flex every muscle in our bodies to show the world what we're all about. Until then Ninjas I'm out like Jamestown. MCL D3dBdyM4n and Much Delo Love. D3dBdyM4n
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Hello all you juggalos out there. This is D3dBdyM4n's Alter Ego the Sugar Plum Fairy. here to hit you up with some sweet news. Other than floating around acting like a fairy I also do things and make everyone feel sooo special so today Juggalos I'm going to make you feel special. Today in the history of everyband I was searching the wonderful web and found that your buddies and my buddy Moon Glorious had made the top 100 bands of all time on Rollingstone.com. Now isn't that special? As for Other news? I don't have any but that's the stuff right there Until then I'm off to sprinkle some fiary dust with Moon Glorious. MCL P.S. Delo I love you snooky cuffs.
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What the hell is up juggalos. I want to congratulate ICP and Twiztid for busting that ass on the billboards. ICP has taken 20th and 21st and is soon to go up probably to #1 because their album sales are as followed. Insane Clown Posse: Bizaar
Psychopathic/Island | 548174 Insane Clown Posse: Bizzar
Psychopathic/Island | 548175 Twiztid: Freek Show
Psychopathic/Island | 548179 so Our boys at Psychopathic should pick up the #1 spot on this piece. Cuz Jay Z sold like 300 less albums then both of them which should knock him out of the #1 spot. Until then Juggalos I'm out like Jay-Z's #1 spot to the Psychopathic Records boys. MCL 11/23/00
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Well Ninjas it's the D3dBdyM4n back to hit you up with some flow. As you have heard or already have not We know have a Bushy Dick in office. That's right Dickless Cheney and George Wang-n Bush won the presidential Election. Which pretty much means higher taxes and lower wages. As for Nader. He got the bone like us juggalos always get by the populace and came in 3rd place behind The Al "The Bore" Gore. As Jugalinko said earlier J has that new message out and I think it's pretty deep considering some of you juggalos are hating on them for doing what comes natural. ICP has not sold out to the world. The World Sold out to ICP. I think anyone hating on ICP or any of the radio stations who play ICP is a juggaho and that's all there is to it. I mean come on guys I get hyped up when I hear "Dirtball, Fuck the World, Another Love Song, and Lets Go All The Way" Come on the radio cuz it tells me that the song programmers are juggalos. Like Tyler Durden said in "Fight Club" We are!
the people who cook for you, we are the workers who fix your roads, protect your streets. Being a juggalo means being myself. I'm a very expressive person if you ever meet me in person. I used to be closed minded before I saw the wagons coming from atop of the hills. I opened my eyes and saw the world in a new perspective. I proudly wear the title Juggalo. So does Softcore Mike, So does Jugalinko, Headcase, Rat, DjDogbeats, Clown E Love, Serial Killer Scott, Hardcore Mike, WVM, DjLoke, Delusional,Juggalo Joe, FxckFace, the crew at thesixth.com, Jellynutz, NoodleNugget, Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J, Monoxide Child, Jamie Madrox, and Blaze. We strive and spend countless hours online to find the freshest news not because we want to be famous or because we want our names up in the lime-light. It's because we care about you juggalos. Without you Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Milenko500.com, Realjuggalos.com, and thesixth.com are nothing but a fixation of an imaginization. To hate on so!
mething like this means to hate on yourself. You hate on yourself by dissing what we do by dissing radio cuts by ICP. Everything you stand for in being a juggalo you pretty much spit at. Until then Juggalos who are dissing all these things. Think about what you say before you say it cuz it's like a House of Mirrors you go in and make faces into the mirror and it reflects back at you everything you do and say reflects back at you. Before I go I want to give a quick shout out to MrXXX at Http://www.arkansasjuggalos.com for posting that shit and giving me props on his site. You juggalos should visit it sometime. His site is pretty good. Until then I'm out like Suge Kjight in a few months. 11/23/00 baby! w0000.
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What up ninjas. Well this is everyones favorite D3dBdyM4n here to end some speculation about the Bizzar Bizaar Sampler having some image of the sixth jokers card in it. I have an image I want for you guys to see it's right here [CLick ME ]it has a picture of what's in the B/b Sampler. I want to give shouts out to all the homies who gave me a hand. |Hydroponiks_Juggala|, Horror, D3Former, Big Vic, if I missed you I'm sorry but this is some exciting shit. CHeck that out Until then I'm out like the speculation that's going down on other websites. 11/23/00 e-mail me juggalos and tell me what you see.
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Attention Cali juggalos....im gonna be all sad and shit if i dont see you
west coast Cali juggalos at the Insane Clown Posse
and Twiztid Instore THIS Saturday (11/11) here in Los Angeles. l'll see all
you muthafackos there bright and muthafuckin early. Forget
watching Saturday mornin cartoons and get a ride to 7127 W. Sunset Blvd.
(Corner of Sunset & La Brea) The signing
I believe starts at 6pm so that means all you mofos gotta show up before
then and get in line. I know some of you that
I met at the Kottonmouth Kings concert are gonna be there and im hoping to
see a shitload more juggalettes errr i mean
juggalos there!! ICP and Twiztid will be signing shit left and right BUT
they're only gonna sign one item of yours and thats
only so they can make sure every juggalo there gets some flava. So dont be
coming there with a bag of goodies for them
to sign cuz you jes might get tossed the fuck out for holding up tha line.
All you ninjaz sport ur make up and that includes
you sexy juggalettes....i wanna take madd pics of tha instore and put some
pics up on here on Milenko500 so all you
muthafackos can represent the west coast juggalos!!! Woooo Wooooo!! Props
to tha following ninjaz that helped make my
Hallowicked tha muthafuckin ATOM BOMB.....Jugalinko, Serial Killa Scott,
Wiqid CarL, Softcore Mike, Violent Helm, Clover,
JoJo, Wicked and his lovely wife, RingMaster Ry, Dustin and the CC
juggalos, Universal Juggalo, Joel...and of course
the lovely SoCal Juggalette !!. Oh yea....Dayum girl thats all i gotta say!
Aight mah ninjaz im out like WhuT?!? BaBy Whut?!?!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRL JUGGALOS OF ALL AGES D3DBDYM4N PROUDLY PRESENTS TO YOU the news. Well Guess what ninjas I was doing some research like I always do I gotta keep the flavor I guess and I found an article of the review of b/b from some place called Wall of Sound practically hating all over ICP's new and Improved Album well Juggalos here it is in the flesh I'll post that shit up for you.
Insane Clown Posse: Bizzar Bizaar (Psychopathic/Island) by: Roberta Penn
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Two Insane Clown Posse CDs at the same time might just drive the music censors over the edge, though that wouldn't faze Violent J or Shaggy 2 Dope one iota. This group of mayhem-makers has extended its three-ring circus from the wrestling arena to the masses, and no one, not even Al Gore or George Bush, can rain on its parade now. In the past, this clown-faced pair of rapping rockers has been accused of contributing to the degeneration of the social fabric. This time around, if the double whammy of Bizaar and Bizzar is any indication, Detroit's Insane Clown Posse has a different target in mind: Instead of devastating the establishment, it's taking aim squarely at pop culture
On "Fearless," from Bizaar, the Posse's imagery is vividly absurd. Against infectious beats peppered with weird sounds, the two MCs rap about sharing a needle with Courtney Love and becoming the Unibomber's pen pal. On "Rainbows and Stuff," the group parodies the schlock on the pop charts by pouring on more corny syrup than the Backstreet Boys could stomach. For "Still Stabbin,'" the Posse attacks the Lilith Fair, though its knives aren't sharp enough to touch Beth Orton or Me'Shell NdegeOcello.
The material on the accompanying Bizzar includes a sendup of the heavy sex in rap songs, "Cherry Pie (I Need a Freak)"; a musical version of Saturday Night Live's "Deep Thoughts" skits, "Questions"; and a very funny story song about a band doing just about anything to have a hit, "Radio Stars." As on Bizaar, some of the pictures the Posse paints are grim and gross, but most of them are cartoon versions of real life and impossible to take seriously. And if you consider how feces-smeared artwork shook up New York religious and political leaders or the impact Bruce Springsteen's take on police violence had on law enforcement, this Posse is indeed nothing more than a couple of guys clowning around.
In fact, if you look beyond the ludicrous lyrics, you almost come to respect them as pop barometers. The music draws on everything from alternative rock to funk, but the result is not a melee of sounds but rather well-crafted syntheses. In reflecting on the most bizarre aspects of today's pop culture, nothing is sacred to the Posse, not even itself.
Well ninjas that's some hating going on there obviously she has no clue what the Dark Carnival Represents to her. I'm still waiting on the Billboard Ratings for b/b but when I get that you better believe I'm going to hook u ninjas up. Until then I'm off to find some reviews on Freekshow. Ninjas who enjoyed b/b go to yahoo and rate that cuz Bizaar got a 4.2/5 an Bizzar got a 3.8/5 so make them 5's ninjas flex your muscles and show the music industry that you don't care what anyone else has to say even these people here. Until then This is D3dBdyM4n saying I'm out like Mister Sinisters two fingers. MCL 11/23/00.
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>>> What up ninjas nothing really to update about. I brought you ninjas some freshness. The list of release dates sorta. They don't have exact dates but they are of somethings Psychopathic MIGHT release within a time frame. It's pretty interesting if you think about it. So here they are ninjas.
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>>> What up juggalos. This is everyones favorite Corpse D3dBdyM4n Coming at you with some not so good flavor. Well as you heard or prolly already have heard Our homie and Dear Friend Violent J had a panic attack at an instore. Big Baby Get better w00 w00 I got some clown luv for you might even send you a card or something. Amongst that I haven't gotten any e-mails from anybody except this one chick who said that J should give the thing back to slim anus and look like a hero. That's a bunch of bullshit if you ask me. J would break that mother fucker in half and burn it in front of his ho trick ass. I had a great night last night I was with 6 of Kentucky's finest fucking juggalos last night including myself. Trish , BigDaddy Vic, Eric the fucking maniac killa, Que,and Joe "I don't need no mother fucking introduction pass me the mother fucking wild turkey" Glick. It was the shit. We all got outside of my apartment and was singing We don't die while Eric was bumpin that shi!
t on his 2 15's then we started singing Magic ninjas off of big money hustlas. It was the shit. but enough about hanging out with other juggalos if you're a juggalo and you know any of these mofos give them a call we can get together and throw the biggest fucking party Radcliff has ever seen for any juggalos. Another thing is Illest a guy from the chat room asked me what the number 17 symbliphies for ICP because they have 17 dead and 17 is on the inside of B/b. Well if you got anyquestions click the e-mail button and write me until then. I'm D3dBdyM4n and I'm out like Manouto. MCL .
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Whats Up I got some more b/b-freekshow cd release partys. aiGHt the first one is at the mainstreem on 27th st. in greenfeild,wi and that starts @ 10:00P.M. monday niGht, and the next one is in noridge, ill. at Rolling Stones, the cds go on sale at 11:30pm.
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whats Up!! aiGht check This I made a mistake in my last update. That Ninja I was telling yall about, the one with the wicked raps. his name is Defekt Not Defektive. so look for him at hallowicked. Next off the Psychopathic farmclub episode with ICP and twiztid has been cancelled. You might notice the that the line up for icp's b/b tour keeps changing. hope fully there will be an offical line up set very soon. last Time I heard that "suicidal tendencies" are supposed to be on that shit. Which too me kicks ass. I just hope to see kmk and three six up on that shit. But who knows? anyway on halloween the BOX is haveing a special, if you order number 164 icp's "lets go all the way" you get twiztids new video for "we dont die" for free. Also Twiztids Freek show video has been number one on the box for the past two weeks so Keep that good shit up. Also all You juggalos have got to do your best to buy the new albums the day they come out on the 31st. cause if you do that your gonna put icp and twiztid way up on them billboard charts. call the iCP hotline check out J's message to M.T.V. if its still up @ 734-480-3910 and check out the latest psycho juggalos hotline and I'll be back soon
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whats Up NinjAs! AiGHt Check this......... I just wanna give a shout out to Defektive this rapper with the wicked shit will be at hallowicked on the 31st sellin his new Maxi single and ready to fuk shit up at the show. check out his site and download some of his songs cause there phat fukin phat!! If Your into the wicked shit like
Bedlam then your gonna love this ninjas shit. you might have seen him tear it up on the open mic at the gathering.
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