Milenko500 ENFORCERjanuary, 23rd 2001
waz uppp!!! aight here the freshness for today juggalos!!
SAVE RYDAS.COM!!!: Juggalos!! Our homies at rydas.com need your help now!! they need money To pay there bitchy ass server so they can keep bringing you that rydas flavor!! PLEASE CLICK HERE NOW!!! and start Buying some raffle tickets for some FRESH AS HELL merch!! plus other great fukin prizes! Remember the more raffel tickets you buy the better your chances on winning! Please help them out juggalos..... Ive got madd love for rydas and I know all of you juggalos do too....... lets help keep that shit runnin cause it would suck without them........ str8 up!
new icp tour dates: thats right juggalos New ICP tour dates!!
March 6, 2001 Indianapolis, IN Egyptian Room
March 7, 2001 Louisville, KY Paroquet Springs Conference Center
March 9, 2001 Old Bridge, NJ Birch Hill Niteclub
March 11, 2001 Boston, MA Avalon Ballroom
March 12, 2001 Providence, RI Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel
March 14, 2001 Syracuse, NY Lost Horizons
March 16, 2001 Toledo, Ohio Toledo Sports Arena
NEMESIS:Nemesis is the psychopathic Project started to promote the carnival world wide!! so click here check that freshness out and show your support!!! and other than that shit there aint shit......... so I'm out like ya never saw me. like stealth...like a ninja motherfuko00!!
www.insaneclownposse.comfor more on that good shit!!
I just bought a hand gun. Its a .40 cal. Glock 27 Sub Compact. Im awaiting the 10 day California waiting period before i can pick it up, but if your gona get a Cap Peela id recomend the GLOCK as its the best weapon ever invented. Small Compact and Powerful this gun will peel your cap back.
hello this is Max's, I mean Lokie's girlfriend. He wanted me to write you on his e-mail and tell you that he is ok and that he is feeling a little bit better. He just didnt want you guys to think he was dead so he told me to tell you to say he's almost all better now and will be back on his feet soon. He also sais to tell everyone hey and thats about it.
Mike E. Clark has just put up a limited edition EP called "Dont Be
Scarred" on MP3.com for a short time . if you missed out on the
"October 99"& "Novermber 99" EP then you don't want to miss out on
its mad fresh! and its only $5.99! so dont be a cheep ass and go buy
that shit before you can't.
- Heywood Jablome FunHouse Studio
click here for mike clark on mp3.com
|I Wanted to drop this Fresh New LIMITED ITEM. These are Psychopahtic Records Special Made Crew Hoodies. Once these are gone there gone. The only people to have these are the people who get em now. The good thing is that they are shipped the day you order them 3 day mail. So if you need a fast x mas present HOOK IT up! This Hoodie is just like a Jersey. Has the same patch on the Front as the Psychopathic Records Hockey or Football jersey. If you want one before there all gone just Go to the Milenko500.com Official Psychopathic Records Store and Hook it up! Any Juggalos who are going to KMK email Clown E and say sup!|
|I just got a job at CCS in the warehouse...it's seasonal, but hopefully if I bust my ass and crank out the shipments I'll be kept on after the holidays. The phattest thing about this job is the discounts on the merchandise. I guess there's mad OT too... which always helps to pay the bills. I also got my window fixed...so jugalinko can't poop on my backseat through the gapping hole in my car; he'll have to actually open the door to do it now.||phat props to one individual who's waited far too long to get a video he ordered from me: Kai Dessecker. If someone made me wait as long as you did to get that vid, I'd probably have bashed in my other panel window.||Congratulations to Softcoremike (Princess) on the birth of his baby boy= Ormand Chulito High-menez. Ormand looks like a spitting image of softcore; for which I am deeply sorry. I'd give props to the little woman too, but she's autistic. Email Softcore and congratulate/pay your respects. Peace and what-not.|
Kotton Mouth Kings Tour Dates
Fri 12/22/00 Pomona, CA Glass House
Wed 12/27/00 West Hollywood, CA Key Club
Sun 12/31/00 Las Vegas, NV Huntridge Theatre
Storm Chaser mp3
More Like You
|What the hell is wrong. I've updated more in the last two days than in the last two months. Seriously, something is wrong....OH I know what it is...I just quit my lame fucking job. Fuck breaking my back, knees and fingers for half of what I should be making. But on the 4real tip I wrote something the other night and I just thought i'd share it with you all. So, brew up a cup of herbal tea, pull up a chair next to a warm yule tide fire and enjoy the following exposition:|
|This is a celebration; the possible farewell to the is mortal coil. Feast and intake of the
liquid nectar which beareth the name "malt liquor." This is a praise flooded rite in
recognition of the emperical sensation being a homo-sapien brings. Consciousness
(while admittedly, being influenced by the unconscious) is a fleeting gift which one
should salute through the guzzling of alcohol. Every night I worship existence. In
drunken extremism I honor this life God has given me; all the while knowing fullwell that
it can be stripped away from me any moment in battle. The conflict arises every morn ready
to take my life; to murder and vanquish me outright. The engagement against insurmountable
odds during the daylight hours has brought upon me a substantial love for life. Live fast
die young- the saying holds true. So to this next breath I drink...and to the one after...
for the cessation of awareness looms before me and every living being.
Phat props to the whole M500 crew; especially to the two field medics known to us as jugalinko and Softcoremike. Peace Juggalos and Juggalettes. MCL.
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what up!! aight in this update what I got for you juggalos is some tittys,a headcase original remix, and of course some ICP News for that bitch ass!! aight I'm not sure how true this is but according to speculation the cops in NYC were making juggalos take off there face paint and masks....... which to me sounds like someone from MTV is paying them off to do so. Fuk them pigs.... go there everyday with face paint til they get sick of telling you take it of or till MTV goes broke and cant afford to pay the piggies off anymore. Or if youd rather not do that shit just go there with big ass ICP signs.......aight heres an IDEA
IF YOU LIVE IN NYC PAY ONE OF THEM PLANES TO FLY OVER TRL WITH ONE OF THEM MESSAGES SAYING "ICP ON TRL!!" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. WE NEED TO MAKE THIS AN EVERYDAY THING INSTEAD JUST EVERY FRIDAY.............. YOU KNOW WHAT I"M SAYING?
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MissY!! wo woo!!
thanx for the pic missy. your the shit!!
download this shit its funny as hell its a parody of the song stan...... done by that funny gay guy from kids in the hall, scott thompson
Check out a Few Pics of the New Milenko 500 Home Office. Oh and thats not me in the Pics thats Partner Dylan. He owns the Bong Shop Cali Glass.
New Sign Will Be Up Next Week It will of course say The Milenko 500.
hammerstien ball room in NYC, Dec.2nd 2000
ok ICP opened up the tour last night with nashville pussy, and suisidel tendencies. confrontation camp or whoever was not there. nashville pussy just sucked. except for the chick in the band took her shirt off. than suisidal tendencies fucken rocked that shit. everyone was into it there were HUGE moshin in there. the juggalos accually liked it. during the ST set the suqurity people were puting up the AP promo poster. they put up like 100 of them yet they were bitching when we took them? than icp came out. they had this fucking moving set with clowns playing with a ball that was hypnotic and shit, they had a faygo convor belt and shit the set was by far the best set they ever had. i really dont remember the order of the songs but the played my axe,PT 1 and 2 of radio stars, they got old skool and played my toy box and than they played the juggla. they played nuthin but a bitch thang and had eminem lookalikes being retarded on stage. and please dont hate me same with the eminem look alikes. they did terrable,assasins,still stabin,whut,questions,we gives no fucks, and they ended with crystal ball. no one rushed the stage sucurity was just to damn tight. it was the best show i have seen ICP play. the only thing that posibley could have made it better would be if twiztid showed up. now the merchendise prices they had every jersey they got on the site for the same prices, they didnt have the interview cd yet, they had TOL XXX,fuck off for 20 bucks they had another love song for 5$,they had the new skool hoddie for 50$ it is hot, they have insanity shirts all jokerscards shirts snow hats 20$ bizzar bizaar flexfit hats for 25$,they didnt have any stickers or posters yet but they will or comics they dont got them yet. they had the zippos for 20$,murder dog mag for 5$ and they had some other stuff but i cant remember. o yeah the tour shirt and gathering shirts for 20$ and they had the super balls shirt and fuck off shirts for 50$. well there ya go all the important stuff that happened at hammerstien ball room in NYC last night,DEC 2
CLICK HERE FOR TITs
Look at them TittYyZz!!!!wo! WOO!....... this juggalettes got big bouncin boobys
well for their 1st show the juggalaz hooked it up phat the tix was 2 bux and the show was off the hizzie.vampiro was there an everything he even crowd surfed!!!!! their was a skit to the eminem dis song where patrick and rudeboy put on blond wigs actin like they was doin the bootie wop(hehehe) mad faygo nonstop and clowns in glitter suits and dancin 1/2 naked bitches it was coo i wish i could thank them personally and tellem truly mcl 4 Sho.
umm first i remember it started out w some funky broken record
shit that was j jus repeatin the word bizzar over and over then they started
w take me away.....every so often theyd mix the songs up w a little radio
staer shit....im not sure what order they played the songs in. but ill tell
you this...i remember my axe,southwest voodo, tilt a whirl,whut,mr happy,lets
go all the way,questions, hocus pocus,and i remeber j doin please dont hate
me it loked like some shit off mtv unplugged i broke out the lighter he was
starin at my ass then winked heheheh and i remember they closed w crystal
ball it was a tiiiight ass show. they didnt have much of a setup as far as
for a background mostly just a big ass bizzar poster type backdrop, and the
clowns dancin around was wearin the masks you see inside the cd cover from
the gathering and was wearin sequined jumpsuits w the eyes and ???marks on
them they also did assassins hehehe im a little foggy from that night its all
coming back now (lmao) that is all i remember from that night
if ya have any questions email sabreguy for the answers.....
||Whut up muthafackos....this be Clown E...still recovering from whut went down here in Souther Cali this past Saturday. Me and a bunch juggalos went to a theme park called Knotts Berry Farm. The park was kinda stale but tha fact that madd juggalos = (Knottsgrp1) showed up. It was dope....we went on a ride called Ghost Rider and that muthafacko was fast as hell...made me cry actually...yes thats right Clown E cried like a newborn woman...anywayz....heres a pic of mah homie Spiderman = (Spidey) now ya'll know why we call his azz Spiderman. We met up with Hooty the Pollution Owl = (hooty2) and that gay ass muthafacko grabbed my azz. So after i got molested by an owl i was kinda in tha mood ya know...whuts a muthfacko to do i when a muthafuckin owl grabs ur azz!?!?! Anyway i was gonna start mackin and see if I could get some skinz from this juggalette named Melody =(clowne5) so i start talkin her into maybe breakin off from tha group and maybe go get busy in a bathroom..so next thing i remember is something smackin me upside mah head..then i blacked out....when i came to i was sittin in some fuckin kiddie ride =(clowne1) with mah shorts half off and mah head was hurtin like a BITCH.....so im guessing i didnt score...anyway i told all tha juggalos that to all who showed up i was gonna have a surprise for them and it was none other than Ry Ry 2 Slow = (ryry2) from Psycho Juggalos Hotline/Psychopathic Records..(my cusion)...his azz was in town for Turkey Day and he showed up to chill with the rest of the West Coast juggalos and urs truly Clown E Love..it was kind of a Psycho Juggalos reunion cuz i havent seem him in months since he's been on the Bizzar Bizaar promo tour. All in all tha day was madd fresh....i suggest all you juggalos out there get together with sime juggalos in ur area and do shit. If u dont know any hit me up on tha hotline and represent where ur callin from and i'll shout you out...who knows you might be living right next to one and not know it...imma have some more pics of our trip on our site so peep those out later....till then this is Clown E saying FUCK YOU IM STILL PAID...hahaha MCL ninjaz!|
WCW MAYHEM RESULTS
Crusiereweight Title match: Kwee Wee vs Mike Sanders (c) --W. Mike Sanders (c) still champion.
3 Way Tag Team Dance: Jung Dragons vs. 3 Count vs. Evan Karaigas and Jamie Knoble. --No Decision.
Jimmy Hart vs. Mancow *the radio dude* --W. Mancow via cast to head of Jimmy Hart.
Hardcore Title Match: Crowbar (c) vs. Reno vs. Big Vito --W. Crowbar via chair shot to Reno.
Filthy Animals vs. Alex Wright and Kronik --W. Alex Wright and Kronik via chokeslam to Rey Mysterio Jr.
The Cat vs. The Franchise Shane Douglas --W. The Cat via Feliner Kick.
Sergeant AWOL vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
--W. Bam Bam. via Greetings from Asbury Park.
US Title: Lance Storm (c) vs. General Rection --W. And NEW champion: General Rection via MoonSault.
Jeff Jarrett vs Buff Bagwell --W. Jeff Jarrett via Guitar shot to Bagwell followed by pin.
Tag Titles: DDP and Kevin Nash vs. The Perfect Event (c) --W. And NEW Champs: DDP and Kevin Nash via Diamond Cutter and Powerbomb.
Goldberg vs. Lex Luger --W. Goldberg *you knew he'd win. he's on a damn stupid streak angle*
World Title Match: Booker T. (c) vs. Big Poppa Pump. --W. And NEW Champ. Big Poppa Pump via Steiner Recliner.
ECW NEWS and Rumors:
-The Dudley Boyz *WWF* make a "one Night Only" appearance on December 21st at the Elks Lodge, no idea as to who they'd face. *My guess, the F.B.I*
-ECW in attempts to raise intrests of the USA Network will be airing a different match during their shows. This week was the re-airing of EZ Money vs. Kid Kash. and Finally...
-Tommy Dreamer has made it clear that he is no longer intrested with the World Title hunt, rather Dreamer has stated he'd like to work with the younger talent.
Pimperess De Juggalette
8110 DAle st.
Dearborn hgts Mi 48127
November 1, 2000 - New York, NY
Sam Goody (Village)
390 Avenue of the Americas (In the Village)
New York, NY
November 3, 2000 - Boston, Massachusetts Tower (Burlington) 101 Middlesex Turnpike Burlington, MA (761) 272-1007
November 4, 2000 - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania National Record Mart Hillcrest Shopping Center, Romm 195 Braeburg (Millingan Town) Lower Burrel, PA (724) 334-0441
November 6, 2000 - Chicago, Illinois WHEREHOUSE 75th Street & Lemont Road 1202 75th Street, Bldg. G Downers Grove, IL 60516 (630) 719-1177
November 7, 2000 - St. Louis, Missouri Streetside 13661 Manchester Road Manchester, MO 63011 636-394-0240
November 9, 2000 - Denver, Colorado
1235 E. Evans
Denver, CO 80210
November 10, 2000 Phoenix, Arizona Zia 807 W. Indian School Road (7th & Indian School) Phoenix, AZ (602) 241-0313
November 11, 2000 - Los Angeles, California Wherehouse 7127 W. Sunset Blvd. (Corner of Sunet & LaBrea) Los Angeles, CA (323) 874-2332
November 13, 2000 - Anchorage, Alaska Mammath Music 300 E. Diamond Blvd. Anchorage, Alaska (909) 258-3555
ALSO, SEE ICP LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALASKA: November 14, 2000 Club Millenium call for details at (907) 277-1428