Be Glad you came Juggaloco. First i gotta give madd props to all the juggaloco's
who've bin e-mailing showing there down with the side that's brown, but here's
what i need, if your mexican or hispanic of some kind ( shit a puerto rican's
juss a mexican without a job anyway) i need your pic, all kinds of pics of you
ninja's at shows or juss chillen, i need pics of your pimp rides an naked pics
of your juggalettes an sisters, ( as long as there over 15, 14 if there really hot)
and i need your profiles like age, name location an how long you bin down with the
clown, the shits all coming together an i gotta thank all uh yall.
"Interagate SoFtCoRe Style"
With 
Yo WHAT UP NINJA"s this is SOFTCOREMIKE here
to say the JUGGALOCO'S page is blownin up, but it's more then a lists of the downest
brownest juggalo's in the dark carnival,
it's a tool here to make the DARK CARNIVAL a better place, i bin gettin more than a couple
letter's askin for my advice on everything
from how to pic up easy juggalettes to how to get drunk for under $5 to how to get a dank sack
in the hardest Barrio without getting shot or stabb'd.
Well i'm here to answer all those questions an much more, juss send in your questions an
i'll do my best to answer as many as i can from areal juggalo's point of view, i'm here
to help.
WARNING:FOLLOWING THE ADVICE GIVEN WILL EVENTUALLY LEAD TO PRISON TIME AND OR CASES PENDING
twiztiddawg32 ask's " hey mike me an my ninja's where wondering how to drink without gettin sick,
it seems like you drink alot so how bout it hard liquer or beer first?
SOFTCOREMIKE: Well ninja i was blessed with iron kidneys an no morals, so i don't have to worry about
over doing it like a young juggalo like yourself, look at it like this, WHAT ARE YOUR CHANCES OF
GETTIN SOME NEDDEN? if there more than say 30% then go for the beer first, save the hard stuff for
mixing up the, pantie removeing chic drinks an queer beers. If your drinking
alone or with homies n you got not a damn chance of Hitten skins then, then wear an ape suit and
hit the hard stuff str8 from the bootle you may still get sick, but youll thank me in the end when you
find that your now down as fuck and your picture will now be used in Police Line up.
Shaggypony: SoFtCoRe i have 2 questions for you? #1 why are you
so hard on us juggalettes. No Respect. and #2 Why do they call you SoFtCoReMiKe? Wtf is that shit all about?
SOFTCOREMIKE: Yo i don't know what your talkin about with the no respect thing, did i forget to call the the next moringin?
If you want my respect you'll have to get on your knee's an beg for it like everyone else. The fact is that
many juggalettes get my respect an admiration, namely missy, and follow'd close behind by any juggalette i've seen nakid
(want my respect ladies? juss send in a nakid pic) and any juggalettes who know me will tell you
i'm a puppy dog an i juss let those tricks who deserve it get jock'd, cock'd, then sock'd.
As far as my name i think this music video will more than explain my name an where i'm coming from all ages video for family entertaintment CLICK HERE
kmkjuggaloI have been listing to ICP for years, im latino and i know mad amounts of Juggalos in my town who are all down.
How can i represent and how can we get our Brown Pride flowing like what?
SOFTCOREMIKE: well representing should be easy for a crew of down ninja's like yourselves, well after the typical jumping in of your crew member's ( keeps the marks out)
and tagging up your city to rep the dark carnival, how about gettin your pit bull a riddlebox tattoo?
try rideing a donkey in the pit at the next show, how about starting a mariachi band an only play psycopathic songs.
a pinata full of hot menuda, and you to can start a latino page an link to me, you can't go wrong by being yourself so get your girlfriend pregnant as soon as you can
an make some juggalo's. Or just do it the Easy way and Just join the Juggaloco's Page!
Hey Got a Question for SOFTCOREMIKE? Well simply E-Mail me!
CLICK HERE to do so. Dont be afraid to say what ever you want.
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Name: CLoWn E LoVe
Where your from: u mean were i fled from?
email address: gordita@tacobell.net/org
Favorite Mexican food: Ouevos Rancheros!!
How many chickens do you own: only 1 , but if i keep trying we hope to
have more
Do you wear a hair net: only if tha man with tha food inspector badge is
around
Have you ever been deported: Nope still here
Do you smoke chronic or Mex: Chronic......tengo ojos malos (itz for my
glaucoma)
Do you like Corono or Tecate: Haha CORONA BABY!!
Tequila or Mexcal: Uno tequila, dos tequila, tres tequila, floor !!
Male or Female: I wanna Female!!!...fuck you i aint no maricon!!
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SUBMITED BY THE RUDE BOY HIMSELF
name: rude boy(Rudy)
From:SouthWwest Detroit,MI
Email: rudeboy@insaneclownposse.com
fav. mex. Food :menudo
How Many Chickens you got?: no chickens-lots of chicks
Do you sport a hair net?: sometimes
Ever Been Deported: never been deported
Fav Mex Liquor: tequila
How Long you Been Down: been down 4ever
fav.psy. cd dog beats
fav. psy. song:mom song
Props to: Psychopathic Records
rudeboy@insaneclownposse.com
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Name: THE DON, Mike Jimenez,SoFtCoReMiKe, Huey, Jiz-Menez,Big Lou, D.O. Tripple N, Tiny, The High Menez.
How Tall: 6 foot 5 inches tall
Your weight 325+
How Many Times Jumped in 6
Where your from: the oceano ghetto
email address: kaelom500@yahoo.com
Favorite Mexican food: refried neddens
How many chickens do you own: 2 bitch ass pollo's ( it's the most they'll allow on the bus)
Do you wear a hair net: i gotta wear 2 if you know what i mean
Have you ever been deported: naw i gotta green card that says i'm oscar de la hoya
Do you smoke chronic or Mex: i only smoke stems an seeds
Do you like Corono or Tecate: fuck it i sniff glue
Tequila or Mexcal: mexcal, it's the only hard liquer you can buy with food stamps
Male or Female: I'ma 100% pure sexican male an i only fuck teenage highskool girls
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Name: Juan Trancoso
Where your from: Trinidad, Colorado
email address: juggalo277@hotmail.com
Favorite Mexican food:
How many chickens do you own:
Do you wear a hair net:
Have you ever been deported:
Do you smoke chronic or Mex:
Do you like Corono or Tecate:
Tequila or Mexcal:
Male or Female:
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NAME:U ALREADY GOT IT POSTED...JUST INCASE X=KALIFAZ=3
WHERE AM I FROM:SAN JO BAY AREA
FAVORITE MEX. FOOD: MOLE Y CORUNDAS
HOW MANY CHICKENS I OWE: MY JEFE USE TO OWN CHINGOS TO FIGHT EM...SO FUCK ALL THOSE ANIMAL LAWS BULLSHIT
DO YOU WEAR A HAIRNET:I USE TO NOW I'M JUST A PELON "SOBAS"
CHRONIC OR MEX:I STAY TRUE TO THE MICHOACAN
EVER BEEN DEPORTED:NEL...I GOT 5 IMMIGRATION OFFICERS BURRIED IN MY BACK YARD AT THE PAD IN TEJAS
CORONA OR TECATE:ADD LEMON AND SALT AND I'M STRRRRRAIGHT WITH EITHER ONE
MALE OR FEMALE:VATO LOCO POR VIDA ESE
HOW LONG I BEAN DOWN:JECKEL BRO. WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER HEARD EM
FAVORITE CD:ALL OF EM
FAVORITE SONG: UNDERNEATH THE MOON...FUKKK ALL MY PINCHE EX'S..PINCHES PERRAS MALNACIDAS FUCK YOU....K LOCO I'M COOL
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Name: RAMON (RAZOR RAMON)
where your from: Tucson Arizona
E-mail adress
Favorite Mex Food: Chimichangas
How many Chickens do you own: none
Do you wear a hair net: naw
Have you ever been Deported: naw
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex: chronic
Tequila or Mezcal: Tequila
Male or Female: Male
How Long you Been Down: Since THE GREAT MILENKO
Favorite Psychopathic Cd: THE GREAT MILENKO
Favorite Psychopathic Song: CRYSTAL BALL
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Name Adriana aka tracy
where your from Missouri
E-mail adress sex_kitten_31683@hotmail.com
Favorite Mex Food tacos baby!!!
How many Chickens do you own i dont own any fuckin chicken whut kind of
questions is that
Do you wear a hair net no
Have you ever been Deported no...not lately
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex the chronic
Tequila or Mezcal tequila
Male or Female female but im bi
How Long you Been Down long enuff
Favorite Psychopathic Cd great milenko
Favorite Psychopathic Song bugs on my nutz
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Name:Victor Celdon
Where your from: Santa Maria Cali
email address:
Favorite Mexican food:
How many chickens do you own:
Do you wear a hair net:
Have you ever been deported:
Do you smoke chronic or Mex:
Do you like Corono or Tecate:
Tequila or Mexcal:
Male or Female:
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Name: Gilbert Solono
Where your from: SANTA BRUTA CALIFAS
email address: eviltwin18@home.com
Favorite Mexican food:ENCHILADAS DE POLO
How many chickens do you own:
NONE HERE BUT MY DADS RANCH IN COLIMA MEX WE GOT THOUSANDS
Do you wear a hair net: SIMON SO MY PELO WILL STAY BAK
Have you ever been deported:
NA BUT ITS A FREE RIDE TO TJ SO VAMONOS
Do you smoke chronic or Mex:
Do you like Corono or Tecate:
I DONT GIVE A FUK AS LONG AS IM PETHO
Tequila or Mexcal:
LOS DOS I DONT GIVE A FUK A TRUE VATO STAYS WASTED ALL DAY NO MATTER WAT
Male or Female:
MALE AND CHICANO TO THE FUKIN BONE
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NAME: PETE ROK
WHEREABOUTS:SANTA BRUTA,a.k.a. SANTA BABARA, CALIFAS
E-MAIL: PETEROCK90@HOTMAIL.COM
FAV MEX FOOD:CARNE ASADA CON ARROZ Y FRIJOLES
MY CHICKENS ARE IN MEXICO AT MY UNCLES (EVIL TWINS DAD) RANCH
HAIRNET: HAIRNET OR STOCKINGS, WATEVA KEEPS MY SHIT BACK
HAVE I BEEN DEPORTED: FUCK NA
CORONA OR TECATE: THEY BOTH TASTE GOOD UNTIL I START RUNIN LOW ON FUNDS, THEN ITS ALL ABOUT NATURAL LIGHT BABY
TAQUILA OR MEZCAL: 2KILLYA BABY
IM A WEDO LOCO WHOS HALF WHITE HALF MEX SO CALL ME WHITESICAN. RYDA 4 LIFE, WOO-WOO,DARK CARNIVAL POR-VIDA
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Name:BIG J THE UNHOLY
where your from:pueblo co near tha reever
E-mail adress:blazethedeadhomie@yahoo.com
Favorite Mex Food:enchiladas
How many Chickens do you own:just the one in my trunk
Do you wear a hair net:just twiztid braids
Have you ever been Deported:back to the nut house yea
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex:if its green and smells
like bud hell yea
Tequila or Mezcal:budweiser
Male or Female:i want a female
How Long you Been Down:since milenko
Favorite Psychopathic Cd:carnival of carnage
Favorite Psychopathic Song:all of them
WEB ADDRESS: http://www.geocities.com/mr_bones666
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Name - LoU "O-dOg" Beso
where your from- Inland Empire california
E-mail -ljbeso@tstonramp.com
Favorite Mex Food- chile verde
How many Chickens do you own- 2 roosters and a chic
Do you wear a hair net- fuck no!
Have you ever been Deported-not a us citizen) for real!
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex- jus say no!
Tequila or Mezcal- jose cuervo
Male or Female-freak!
How Long you Been Down- last week
Favorite Psychopathic Cd- dumpin
Favorite Psychopathic Song- "12"
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Name:Billy
Where your from: Arroyo Grande Cali
email address:
Favorite Mexican food:
How many chickens do you own:
Do you wear a hair net:
Have you ever been deported:
Do you smoke chronic or Mex:
Do you like Corono or Tecate:
Tequila or Mexcal:
Male or Female:
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Name: Cristina aka GothamCityNinja
Where your from: Southside of the smog... Lawndale,CA
email address: SuthunCaJuggalette@hotmail.com
Favorite Mexican food:Food:um... anything that isnt beef or pork- Arroz
How many chickens do you own:My pops used to raise roosters but we sold them.
And the chickens well, i think we had them for dinner
Do you wear a hair net: Nope
Have you ever been deported: No, I'm a citizen... Wooo im so proud
Do you smoke chronic or Mex: Straight Edge
Do you like Corono or Tecate:but if I did drink,probably Tecate.
Tequila or Mexcal:Tequila is better anyday
Male or Female:Um I'm a female, but I'll take a male or a female.. I'm
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Name- StreaK
Where your from- E-TOWN NJ!
email adress- HaLFBrEEdToXic@AOL.COM
Favorite Mex Food- CHEESEY GORDITA CRUNCH
How many Chickens you own- ABOUT 10 AND AN 1/8TH
Do you wear a hair net- NAH I DONT GIVE A FUCK!
Have you ever been Deported- NOPE CUZ I GOT THEM SKILLS
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex- I SMOKE STRICTLY WHEAT
Do you like Corna or Tecate- WHICHEVER IS GOOD
Tequila or Mexcal- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Male or Female- MALE ALL THE WAY
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Name: JuGgalo Kae
where your from: Trashadena, Cali
E-mail adress: ninjaj4e@mindspring.com
Favorite Mex Food: Carne Asada Burrito w/ crazy amounts of lemon and salt
How many Chickens do you own: none, im in the ghetto and they jacked em'
Do you wear a hair net: na... my hair and nets got beef with each other
Have you ever been Deported: the circus came and took me once but sent me home cuz they said i was too stupid.. even for them...
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex: Na, i got a Buzz from Bar B Que smoke...
Tequila or Mezcal: Tequila Mudda Facko
Male or Female: Male
How Long you Been Down: for a long ass while now.. i forget
Favorite Psychopathic Cd: Riddle Box
Favorite Psychopathic Song: Chicken Huntin' n' the Show Must Go On
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Name:Xavy
where your from:Southside Kalifas 760/619
E-mail adress:surweststrangla@aol.com
Favorite Mex Food:Some carne asada mexicali tacos is just what a growing juggalo needs.
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex:Callase la voca pasa la mota.
Tequila or Mezcal:Drink all you want just dont mix tequilla with cerveza,im warning you.
Male
How Long you Been Down:Since tha melinko era.
Favorite Psychopathic Cd:Beverly Killz...love that old school flava.
Favorite Psychopathic Song:Never Gone Quit...featuring Lil"Poot...THA new flava is grand too
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Name: Jesus a.k.a sPeEdFrEaK
where your from: DALLAS
email adress: dallas_drag_racer@hotmail.com
Favorite Mex Food: neden and menudo
How many Chickens you own: shit to many to count
Do you wear a hair net.: naw
Have you ever been Deported: one or twice (lol j/k)
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex: both
Do you like Corna or Tecate: corona
Tequila or Mexcal: tequila
Male or Female: i am a juggalo and i love them juggalettes
How Long you Been Down: to fucked up to remember
Favorite Psychopathic Cd: the amazing jeckel brothers
Favorite Psychopathic Song: fuck tha world, bugz on my nutz, play with me
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Name:
da kid
Where your from:
O town . orange county
email address:
scjuggalet@aol.com
Favorite Mexican food:
Refried Flan
How many chickens do you own:
2 kestered
Do you wear a hair net:
Motha Fuck ya
Have you ever been deported:
I am deported
Do you smoke chronic or Mex:
both
Do you like Corono or Tecate:
what ever comes out moms tities, Usualy Gold Shlager
Tequila or Mexcal:
Put a nipple on Jose Quervo and im F-ed up.
Male or Female:
Im fresh out the Neden so Ladies. yup yup babby what.
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Name Melody the SoCalJuggalette
where your from Orange County
email adress SCJuggalet@aol.com
Favorite Mex Food carne asada tacos
How many Chickens you own 3...two in the freezer, one in the fridge
Do you wear a hair net. no
Have you ever been Deported no
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex Chronic...its all about dre
Do you like Corna or Tecate Corona
Tequila or Mexcal Tequila Quervo Gold...straight...lime no salt
Male or Female Juggalette seeking Juggalos
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Name Adrian Ramirez Ramirez
where your from Los Angeles Califas
email adress twistidklown@aol.com
Favorite Mex Food chilaquiles con frijoles
How many Chickens you own no tengo
Do you wear a hair net. tampoco
Have you ever been Deported nope, i gotta green card
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex soy un Marijuano
Do you like Corna or Tecate Tecate
Tequila or Mexcal Las dos chinge su madre
Male or Female Male
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Name Antonio Fernandez
where your from Cuba now miami
E-mail adress Tinytdawg@aol.com
Favorite Cuban Food platanos
How many Chickens do you own i ate um all
Do you wear a hair net no
Have you ever been Deported hell naw
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex bomb chron
Tequila or Mezcal tequila
Male or Female male
How Long you Been Down 13 years
Favorite Psychopathic Cd twiztid freekshow
Favorite Psychopathic Song maniac killa-twiztid
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 Me and Tommy Dreamer
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Name : Michael Anthony Garza Semple (part-latin, part white)
where your from : dayton, oh
email adress : Edge4038@aol.com
Favorite Mex Food : TACO BELL TACOS MUDDAFACKO!!!!!!!!!! i can eat about 12
in one sitting, no joke
How many Chickens you own : i used to own a baby one but it ran away when i
was 7
Do you wear a hair net : nope
Have you ever been Deported : Fuckin legal, baby!!!
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex : both
Do you like Corna or Tecate : depends
Tequila or Mexcal : depends
Male or Female : male
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Name Perfectus Trutino Prosum et Scelus A*K*A* Gigglez Tha Klown
where your from Dark Karnival
email adress GigglezthaKlown@aol.com
Favorite Mex Food Tamales
How many Chickens you own None here but in my aunts house in mex we have like
fuckin 20 to 30
Do you wear a hair net. hell no but since my hair got shoter I could try....
Have you ever been Deported no american... after I was birn atleast
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex whatever makes me happy lol
Do you like Corna or Tecate Corna
Tequila or Mexcal TEQULIA!!!!!!
Male or Female I like getting fucked by them sexy klowns but you know them
juggalettes are good too
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Name Luis Cardona AKA Jack Homicide
where your from Puerto Rican but live in georgia
email adress dcar262723@coastalnow.net
Favorite Mex Food Tacos
How many Chickens you own Not many but UNcle got helly roosters he fights
Do you wear a hair net. fuck no
Have you ever been Deported Nope I'ma US CITIZEN
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex Chronic
Do you like Corna or Tecate Corna like whut!!
Tequila or Mexcal Tequilla
Male or Female male but I love them Females!!!! Give me sum neden
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Name: Sarah,the small town juggalette
where your from:New York
email adress:Insanejuggalogurl@mileko500.com
Favorite Mex Food:fajitas pollo
How many Chickens you own:nadda
Do you wear a hair net?:Fuck no!
Have you ever been Deported:nah, I'm a citizen of this damn country
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex: whatever is there
Do you like Corna or Tecate:corona
Tequila or Mexcal: Tequila all the way!
Male or Fem: I am a female who goes both ways!
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Name : Tomas "Pickelarm" Chavez
Where your From : South Cali ( Pomona )
E-Mail Address: Pickelarm@hotmail.com
Fav Mex. Food : Amondegas
How many chikens do you own : Only one cock
Do you wear a hair-net : Yup
Have you ever been deported : If they ask my name is "John"
Do you smoke Chronic or Mex : I smoke M-80's
Do you like Corona or Teceta : Hmmm... i drink offical No Ma'aM beer.. girly girl
Tequila or Mexical : Same as above
Male or Female : I'm a male....................quote from twiztid "Any hookers here tonight is looking to get paid?"
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NAME:BATBOY
WHERE IM FROM:I GOT DEPORTED FROM MEXICO CABRONES!! BUT I LIVE IN UM FUCK ...OH YEAH..NIPOMO RIGHT BY OCEANO WEY!!!
EMAIL:XTCNINJA@MILENKO500.COM
FAVORITE FOOD: NEDEN!
HOW MANY CHICKENS :FUCK IM TO POOR TO HAVE ANY
DO I WERA A HAIR NET AND SHIT:BACK IN THE DAY OF BANGING IN OCEANO YEAH!!!
HAVE I BEEN DEPORTED :FUCK MAN I CAN EVEN COUNT HOW MANY TIMES
WHAT I SOME:I SMOKE LIL WHITE THINGS MAN!!!!
WHAT I DRINK:IM AN ALKOHOLIK NINJA SO I GOTTA SAY TEQUILA WEY!!!!!!
MALE OR FEMALE:WELL I USTO BE A CHIK BUT I GOT SOME BALLS THE OTHER DAY AND I GOT MY NEW DICK TODAY
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my name is ALDO REYES AKA SCARFACE KLOWN
i am from LITTLE ROCK,AR
e-maill indoblunticus@yahoo.com
fav. mex. food is FAJITAS CON CARNE DE RES O TACOS DE CABEZA
chickens i won MY DICK mi pollito
no hair net
not been deported
i smoke DA CHRONIC!!
i am MALE
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NAME:HIP HOPP & LIL GUMBY
FROM:LAS VEGAS 702
E-MAIL: SURWESTSTRANGLA@AOL.COM
CHICKENZ:JUST THA ONE I CHOKE
HAIR NET:GUMBY DOES
DEPORTED:FUCK THAT
SMOKE:CHRONIX WEED SMOKERS ,WE SMOKE THEN WE FIND SOME HINAS(BYTCHES) TO PLAY
WITH
BEER:CORONA ,PLUS FORTIES OF MICKEYS AS LONG AS I STAY FADED
SEX:MALE
PSYCOPATHIX SONG:REDNECK HOE 99
BANG IN THA GANG SURX3 O.K.M. SURENOS
IF U A RUCA FROM VEGAS AND WANNA DRIVE IN A EURO LEXUS LETS HOOK IT UP.
PS.VIOLENT J BE THA HERO
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Name: Larry Pascual aka SUPERBALLS
Where you from: Seattle
E-mail adress: SuperJuggaloBalls@realjuggalos.com
Favorite Mex food: NEDEN.....what other food it there?
How many chickens do you own: All of them
Do you wear a hiar net: hell no
Have you ever been deported: NO
Do you smoke Chronic of Mex: I smoke it all
Tequila of Mezcal: Tequila
Male of Female: Male
How long you Been Down: 4years
Favorite Psychopathic Cd: Cyriptic Collection
Favorite Psychopathic Song: Toy Box
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NAME: P.C. Reyes A.k.A Jack Nipples, and Aldo "DOE"
Reyes a.K.a Freddy Squirts Form "The COOCHIE
SMASHERS"!
FROM: The small vortex of the Dark Karnivel known as
"Nipp Nipp".
E-mail:pcxxx2000@yahoo.com, indoblunticus@yahoo.com
FAVORITE MEXICAN FOOD:"Man, i like whitebitches and
tortillas!", Jack NiPPles. "Neden with HOT SAUCE and
GUACOMOLE!!", Freddy Squirts.
HOW MANY CHICKENS DO U OWN: WE DON'T HAVE CHICKENS IN
NiPP NiPP.
DO YOU WEAR A HAIR NET: NOPE
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DEPORTED:"WE ARE NOW PRESENTLY
STUCK IN THIS DIRT BALL CALLED uRTH."
DO U SMOKE CHRONIC OR MEX: "Man, we smoke CRYPTONITE!"
TEQUILA OR MEXCAL: "We make our own here on NiPP NipP
called "Mamas Pot Belly Pickles Squirt Surprise"
MALE OR FEMALE: Males
HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN DOWN: "I've been down since my
testicles grown tenticles",Jack Nipples. "Iv'e been
down since the growth of my third set of teeth",Fredyy
Squirts.
FAVORITE PSYCHOPATHIC CD:"Anything TWIzTID is on",
Jack NipPles. "PSYCHOPATHIC KLOWNZ FROM OUTER SPACE",
Freddy SQUIRTS.
FAVORITE PSYCHOPATHIC SONG: "Planet Dirt Ball" and
"One of these songs from the MOSTASTELESS CD that i
forgot the name",Jack Nipples. "ManiAc Killa from
TwizTID FreeKSHow, and the shaggy SHOW", Freddy
Squirts.
P.S. we have a three-eyed trilopod puppy named
KOO-cHEE BlaPP! @*@$^%
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Ana aka' VampireCherRyCl0wn
The City of Angels
CherRyCl0wn448@aol.com
chorizo with big huevos
No chicken heads here try next door
I shave.....oh you meant my head
hell yeah its a free trip home its 50 bucks to get home and I got a cheap trip
Hell all of the above all that shit good for you
I do not discriminate
around 4 years
riddlebox
cherry pie ....
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NAME : TyMe
WHERE YOUR FROM : ha ha ha ShYt Im From Da RoCk ToWn
FAVORITE LATINO FOOD : arros con gandules
HOW MANY CHICKENZ DO YOU OWN : look at tha end of your street an you'll see alla my chicken head biatchez
DO YOU WEAR A HAIR NET : Hell naw I aint no cafeteria worker
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DEPORTED : straight from the pipes of the darkest toilet bowls reaches the furthest corners of a magial place called nippnipp
DO YOU SMOKE CHRONIC OR MEX : that an then some
TEQUILA OR MEZCAL : all of tha above
MALE OR FEMALE : Ima man dumb fuckaz. I fuck pussy wha da fuck kinda question iz dat
HOW LONG YOU BEEN DOWN : Eva since I poped out my momz puzzy an they cut tha fuckn cord
FAVORITE PSYCHOPATHIC CD : ThA GrEaT MiLeNkO
FAVORITE PSYCHOPATHIC SONG : ThA GrEaT MiLeNkO
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name: Nora JuggaletteLoca@aol.com
sex: yes please, female
location: Chicago, IL
age: 18
been down: for a year
fav. psycophatic CD: Riddlebox
deported: na hells no, i'm bilingual there's a diffrence!
fav mexican food: man ya'll know tacos de carne asada
are the fuckin shit! whut!
If you're a MeXiCaN Juggalo hit me up! I'm always tryin to find a juggalo
down wit riding donkeys and bumpin some Psychopathic tunes! WHoop WHoop! ViVa
Mexico! BLAZE TWIZTID ICP PSYCOPATHIC FAMILY!
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Name Maddnizz
where your from East Palo Alto, Califas
email adress maddnizz@yahoo.com
Favorite Mex Food Pink taco's y chorizo con huevos
How many Chickens you own i kill rednecks not collect
them, oh i mean uh 17 and 2/3d's
Do you wear a hair net Whenever i can find one
Have you ever been Deported I just got back last week,
that fence cant keep a juggaloco down
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex i smoke whatever is lit
Do you like Corna or Tecate neither, i brought Mexico
water back with me and sip on that till my kidneys
fail
Tequila or Mexcal answer up above
Male or Female i stuck her with my wangggg
How Long you Been Down right after milenko was
released
Favorite Psychopathic Cd Forgotten Freshness or Great
Milenko
Favorite Psychopathic Song Southwest Strangla and 2nd
hand smoke
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Name SINister
where your from STRONG BEACH
E-mail adress SINISTER@MILENKO500.COM
Favorite Mex Food CARNE ASADA CON AROS
How many Chickens do you own NONE ANYMORE
Do you wear a hair net NAH I AINT GOT MUCH HAIR LEFT
Have you ever been Deported ONE TIME MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex
Tequila or Mezcal TEQUILA
Male or Female IF YOU HAVE TO ASK???
How Long you Been Down SINCE LATE '94
Favorite Psychopathic Cd RIDDLE BOX
Favorite Psychopathic Song SHITTALKAS
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MY NAME: MISSJUGGALETTE4LIFE
EMAIL: JAPANIMECHK02@HOTMAIL.COM
FROM: MILWAUKEE WISCONSIN
AGE: 21
FAV.MEX.FOOD: ANCHALATAS
HOW MANY CHICKENS: 2
NO
NO
i SMOKE MEX AND CHRONIC
TEQUILA ALL THE WAY!!
I AM FEMALE BUT I AM BI I LIKE BOTH
6 YEARS
RIDDLE BOX
CHICKEN HUNTIN OR BITCHES
Love Me
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Name: Raul "Genocyde" Gutierrez
Where from: Garden Grove, Califa
email add: raul@biosguide.com
Favorite Mex Food: Carne Asade w/frijoles and rice
How many chickens do I own: Well, my grandpa has like tons, does that count?
Do you wear a hair net: Chale holmes, i use that and Tres FLores holmes
Have you ever been deported: noway, they can't catch my ass.
Do you smoke chrocic or mex: neither
Corona or Tecate: well if i drank either, Tecate.
Tequila or Mexcal: Tequila
M or F: Straight up 100% man up in this bitch.
How long you been down: Since Milenko
Favorite CD: Psycopathic Rydas
Favorite Psycopathic song: My Axe
oh and if you accept this and put it up, use this picture of my son that i attached.
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NAME: Damien Gonzalez A.K.A. Damien 2 Dope, Skippy, Skippz, Limp Dick Tha Retard.
WHERE U FROM: Culver City (Culver City Juggalo Love)
E-MAIL: Juggalo_Ninja_LA@msn.com
FAVORITE MEXICAN FOOD: Tortas
DO I OWN ANY CHICKENS: Only the dead ones hanging by nooses in my backyard
DO I WEAR A HAIR NET: Always
EVER BEEN DEPORTED: Nope... but my dad has a couple of times(dont tell la migra)
CHRONIC OR MEX: I smoke wuteverz there indo, outdo i dont give a FUCK!
TEQUILA OR MEZCAL: i can give a fuck less wut im drinkin as long as it gets me drunk
MALE OR FEMALE: im a dude last time i checked so if nuthin fell off, any ladies out there lookin to get their neden lips spread
HOW LONG U BEEN DOWN: since i first heard RIDDLEBOX in '97
FAVORITE PSYCHOPATHIC CD: great milenko n amazing jeckel bros
FAVORITE PSYCHOPATHIC SONG: take me away
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NAME: SicJuggalo M with ma baby Cemetary Girl
WHERE WE FROM: Las Cruces, NM
EMAIL ADDRESS: Sic_juggalo_m@yahoo.com
FAVORITE MEX FOOD: fuckin mole muthafuckos!!!with some fuckin tortillas
WHUT!!!
HOW MANY CHICKENS I OWN: None, anymore...i fuckin sacrifices them to the
moon..all 25 of them bitches...I watched one's body run around without it's
head after i chopped it off with ma meat cleaver!!
DO I WEAR A HAIR NET: Nah.
HAVE I EVER BEEN DEPORTED: Fuck no!!! I got stuck at the crossing in El
Paso cause my moms didn't show the fucker my passport and she just kept
walkin. Five minutes later she came back for me!! Fucked up shit...
DO YOU SMOKE CHRONIC OR MEX: Shit just gives me some buds muthafucko!!
DO YOU LIKE CORNA OR TECATE: Fuck tecate...striaght up dogs piss.......give
me a corona!!!
TEQUILA OR MEXCAL: Bring on the tequila and watch me slam the shit in front
of your weak ass feminem liking dickbreathed bitch!! whut!!!
MALE OR FEMALE: Juggalo. Just bring on my cemetary girl and i'd be fuckin!!
HOW LONG I'VE BEEN DOWN: Since the Great Milenko
FAVORITE PSYCHOPATHIC CD: The Riddlebox
FAVORITE PSYCHOPATHIC SONGS: Cemetary Girl, House of Horrors, Halls of
Illusions, Mental Warp, Witching Hour, gRaveyard, ol evil eye, 12, Broken
Wings, Different, I'm Alright, Crystal Ball.
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Name: --Damien Gonzalez, AKA-damien2dope/Mr.c-dub-c
where your from:--West Coast! Culver City
E-mail address- - collinc@mediaone.net - Juggalo_Ninja_LA@msn.com
Favorite Mex Food--damien-tortas/C dub C- Fryed chihuahua balls
How many Chickens do you own--17 dead chickens in my trunk
Do you wear a hair net-- you know us latinos in the back of Mickey D's never wear them thangs
Have you ever been Deported-- damiens dad has been a couple of times, Mr. c dub c has been deported to mexico, thrown in jail there, and been raped by damiens beaner dad in jail. *joke
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex--damiens dumbass smokes the stress, me, c dub c smokes the CHRONIC!
Tequila or Mezcal-- Tequila, and moon mist simultaneously
Male or Female--- Shims,she hims
How Long you Been Down-- 97-97
Favorite Psychopathic Cd--damien-AJB, great milenko, c-dub-c-Riddlebox, Mostasteless
Favorite Psychopathic Song--damien--take me away---c dub c- mr rotten treats
Latino pride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1-shout outs to west coast juggalos, culver city juggalos, and psycho jugggalos!!!!!!!
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Name - Tricky (the redhead on the right)
where your from - Columbus, OH
E-mail adress - juggaluggalo420@yahoo.com
Favorite Mex Food - these things my aunt makes, dunno
what they're called
How many Chickens do you own - other than the redneck
in my trunk, none
Have you ever been Deported - lol no
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex - chronic
Tequila or Mezcal - Tequila!!!! gotta love them body
shots
Male or Female - I like em all
How Long you Been Down - since august of 96
Favorite Psychopathic Cd - wicked clown from outer
space
Favorite Psychopathic Song - she aint afraid, or we
dont die, or cemetary girl, or riddle box, or mad
professor, or I'm Alright, or or or...
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name: juggalettotiny* (diana tinoco)
from:jalisco, mexico
e-mail:d13_diana@hotmail.com
favorite mex food: tacos y burritas
idont know
i dont think so
i dont smoke,
corona or tecate: corona!!!!
tequila baby!!!
female
i like all the cds of ICP
I LIKE ALL THE SONGS OF ICP
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Name - SanJoJuggalo (aka. EvilAztecJuggalo Andy Armyournedens)
where your from - East Side San Jose, California
E-mail address - luchadorninja@aol.com
Do you wear a hair net - nope
Have you ever been Deported - never. la migra fears me
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex - don't smoke anymore. gotta save and preserve
all the braincells i currently have.
Tequila or Mezcal - fuck drinking
Male or Female - the dick and ball sac between my legs says imma man
How Long you Been Down - since 1998
Favorite Psychopathic Cd - The Great Milenko
Favorite Psychopathic Songs - Para La Isla, Stimulated Dome, Put It Down, In
Case You Forgot, Bury Me Alive, Mutant X, 2nd Hand Smoke, Halloween on
Military Street, Pass Me By, Dumpin', Back 2 Crack
MCL goes out to my mad-insane horrorcore homeboy KALIFAZ and my juggaloca
Angel (serialjuggalette187) puttin it down in So.Cal
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Name:They call me stretch nuts
where your from:Cant say. Warents.
E-mail adress:dj_prob@hotmail.com
Favorite Mex Food:Menudo
How many Chickens do you own:I had one but then i got hungry and i ate the
bitch Do you
wear a hair net:My mommy says its only ok to wear hair nets if your a pollo
loco employe or my tio Juan
Have you ever been Deported:Nah but my tio Juan has been 5 times
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex:They make me pee in a cup
Tequila or Mezcal:anything that makes an ugly bitch look good after a few
rounds
Male or Female:im male
How Long you Been Down:since i was 10yrs old. 1994
Favorite Psychopathic Cd:fuck...their all the shit
Favorite Psychopathic Song:What is a juggalo?-ICP-the great milenko
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Name "BrYaN HeRnAnDeZ the SAN JOSE JUGGALO!
where your from E SiDe sAn JoSE Cail
E-mail adress h-bryan@pacbell.net aim sn- eVoL E 1 KRAZEE
Favorite Mex Food PiNk tAc0z W00 W00
How many Chickens do you own
Do you wear a hair net na
Have you ever been Deported no but my pops allmost did
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex
Tequila or Mezcal i drink TeQuilA YEA!
Male or Female MAN!
How Long you Been Down
Favorite Psychopathic Cd
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Name: Joseph Villarreal a.k.a. Loko
where your from: Southwest San Antonio, Texas
E-mail adress: Aerosoul_Warfare@hotmail.com
Favorite Mex Food:Fuckin chicken fajitas
How many Chickens do you own: Chopped all there heads off when I went
chicken huntin
Do you wear a hair net: Fuck no. I sport the grey bandana
Have you ever been Deported: Why? Last time I checked I was born here in
America
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex: Peyote is the shit
Tequila or Mezcal: Tequila
Male or Female: Male...Female is what I be looking for
How Long you Been Down: Since 1994
Favorite Psychopathic Cd: Forgotten Freshness 1 & 2
Favorite Psychopathic Song: Meatcleaver
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Name :Angel
where your from: Albuquerque
E-mail adress: BabyJuggalo69@kissmyass.com
Favorite Mex Food: Menudo
How many Chickens do you own: I got about 23 buried in my back yard, working
on the next.
Do you wear a hair net: fuck no
Have you ever been Deported: no
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex: Probation sucks ass
Tequila or Mezcal: Mezcal
Male or Female: Female, lookin for a juggalo to hit these skins
How Long you Been Down : I heard Carnival when it first came out, I been
down
wit the mutha fuckin clown since
Favorite Psychopathic Cd: Carnival of Carnage, Myzery
Favorite Psychopathic Song: Hard to pick, probably either The Juggla or
Aint
nuttin but a bitch thing, oh yeah and Para la Isla. Definetly.
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Name: Jorge Campos AkA Nockturnal
where your from:Milwaukee, Wi
E-mail adress:Nockturnal@realjuggalos.com
Favorite Mex Food:tostadas
How many Chickens do you own:none
Do you wear a hair net:I used to
Have you ever been Deported:FUck nah, ain't to immigration up in Wisconsin
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex:Chronic
Tequila or Mezcal:tequila
Male or Female:Male
How Long you Been Down:'93
Favorite Psychopathic Cd:Riddle Box
Favorite Psychopathic Song:too many to name
Site:www.juggalo-empire.4t.com
Propz: www.angelfire.com/wi2/kD Krazy Deadz be layin it down en espanol y
ingles
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Name:Wicked Voodoo Joka Killa!
where your from:Cali
E-mail adress:Dj_prob@hotmail.com
Favorite Mex Food:Menudo
How many Chickens do you own:1
Do you wear a hair net:Only when i stab people
Have you ever been Deported: Yeah, to the wrong country.
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex:I stab people!
Tequila or Mezcal: Tequila with Faygo
Male or Female: Male
How Long you Been Down: since i was 11
Favorite Psychopathic Cd's: Freek Show and Dark Lotus
Favorite Psychopathic Song:Broken Wings-Twiztid
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Name: PsYcHoPaThiC SuReNo
where your from: SuR SiDe
E-mail adress: WiCkEdCoNcEpTz13@aol.com
Favorite Mex Food: Pizza EsE!!
How many Chickens do you own: No ReDneCkz Here
Do you wear a hair net:NopE SoY PeLoN
Have you ever been Deported:No
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex: ChRoNic
Tequila or Mezcal:TeQuiLa
Male or Female:MaLe
How Long you Been Down: 3 YrZ WiT ThA CLoWn
Favorite Psychopathic Cd:DaRk LoTus
Favorite Psychopathic Song : BlaZe-Juggalo Anthem
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Name: Vern Rodrigues (or alex,verny,aley,or big hairy scary mexican man)
where your from: Hayward, California
E-mail adress: haywardjuggalo@hotmail.com
Favorite Mex Food: chorizo like my grandma makes it old schoolstyle
How many Chickens do you own:none
Do you wear a hair net:hell na
Have you ever been Deported:no, but my whole family will when my uncle gets
married in TJ(free trip!)
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex:whatever my homie has
Tequila or Mezcal:not a fulltime drunk yet
Male or Female:male
How Long you Been Down: since a little before jekyl bros
Favorite Psychopathic Cd: jeckyl brothers(when i first got it, i only
listened to that cd for 3 weeks straight)
Favorite Psychopathic Song: "i dont care", "hokus pokus"remix, that one song
of dark lotus "nobody loves me" or somtin like that
ANY JUGGALETTES IN my area PLEASE EMAIL ME I AM TIRED OF THESE DUMB WACK ASS
NSYNC BITHCES THATS ALL I CAN FIND HERE!
if your up in my neck of the east bay, hit me up muthafacko!its mad boring
up here!my only juggalo homies live in fremont and other far away places and
i aint got no car and am tired of takin the bus all the time...ANYWAYZ, my
big ass is 1/2 mex.1/4 portugese, and 1/4 cherokee indian.
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Name: Roxy AkA headless boogie!!!!!!
where your from: Lakewood
E-mail adress: xh3adl3ssxbo0gyx@aol.com
Favorite Mex Food: nachos n tuna tacos muthafackos!!!!
How many Chickens do you own: MILLIONS!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
Do you wear a hair net: only when it gits cold
Have you ever been Deported: nope
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex: i shmoke wat ever gits me stoned i dont fucking care
Tequila or Mezcal: Tequila
Male or Female: female shucka!
How Long you Been Down: since the amazing jeckel brothers
Favorite Psychopathic Cd: all of them r my favorite
Favorite Psychopathic Song: i cant decide i love em all!!!!
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Name - ROY WILLIAMS, ROYSTA, DUECE DUECE, CHAVO DEL OCHO, CEPILLIN
where your from - BORN IN CHALUPAS, NEUVO LEON BUT NOW LIVE IN KINGSVILLE TEXAS
E-mail adress - RORODRIGU3@AOL.COM AND ROYSBOX85@AOL.COM
Favorite Mex Food - AROZ CON QUACAMOLE DIPPED IN FRIJOLES A LA CHARRA CON UN PEDASO DE QUESO COVERED IN PICO DE GALLO
How many Chickens do you own - I DON'T OWN CHICKENS I EAT THEM, BUT I DO GOT A CHICKEN PINATA THAT I OWN
Do you wear a hair net - MOSTLY ON MY BALLS CAUSE I GOT A BUSH
Have you ever been Deported - NO BUT MY BROTHER DID
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex - DOWN HERE WE DON'T GET HOOKED UP WITH THAT SHIT..I SMOKE FUNDIO
Tequila or Mezcal - TEQUILLA OR MEXCAL: I CAN'T BUY THAT SHIT WITH STAMPIAS
Male or Female - SOY PURO MACHO MACHO MAN
How Long you Been Down - OH, WITH PSY...SHIT I CAN'T REMEMBER A LONG TIME
Favorite Psychopathic Cd - DARK LOTUS W/ MARZ
Favorite Psychopathic Song - BACK 2 CRACK PSYCHOPATHIC RYDAS
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Name - Tyna
where your from - Oceanside, CA *760*
E-mail adress - PullthetriQQer@aol.com
Favorite Mex Food - burritos from COLIMAS
How many Chickens do you own - im surrounded by them
Do you wear a hair net - no, why the eff for?
Have you ever been Deported - i traveled in a box across sea with some chips, and cartons of ciggarettes
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex - whatever i can get my hands on
Tequila or Mezcal - Tequila baby!!!
Male or Female - Twat
How Long you Been Down - 6 years
Favorite Psychopathic Cd - Dark Lotus
Favorite Psychopathic Song - Behind the paint, Darkness
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Name - Spankito o Jacobo
where your from - Milwaukee
E-mail adress - wiked_clown_sparky@yahoo.com
Favorite Mex Food - Chicken Mole
How many Chickens do you own - I had two roosters when I was younger damn they were good
Do you wear a hair net - nah
Have you ever been Deported - Born in Dis country
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex - i'ma scavanger
Tequila or Mezcal - Tequila!!
Male or Female - Loco
How Long you Been Down - 6 years
Favorite Psychopathic Cd - Ring Master
Favorite Psychopathic Song - prom queen
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Name - Spin
where your from - Jerzey & Virginia beach
E-mail adress - Darkinskyz@yahoo.com
Favorite Mex Food - NONE
How many Chickens do you own - Enuff Eh!
Do you wear a hair net - nah
Have you ever been Deported - Nope
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex - Dat Chronic
Tequila or Mezcal - Tequila
Male or Female - Im a female.. and go fo males only!
How Long you Been Down - 4 years
Favorite Psychopathic Cd - All of em are fresh as hell
Favorite Psychopathic Song - Too Hard
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Name - i gotta old persons name..... shirley
where your from - Puerto Rico
E-mail adress - Lettetinkerbell@aol.com
Favorite Mex Food - tacos
How many Chickens do you own - none but theirs alot here
Do you wear a hair net - nah not at my job
Have you ever been Deported - i with a mother fucker would
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex - Chronic ( im high now )
Tequila or Mezcal - Tequila
Male or Female - I like both
How Long you Been Down - since i was like 8
Favorite Psychopathic Cd - RiddLe Box
Favorite Psychopathic Song - Dirty Lil Girl
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Name - "Loco"
where your from - Virginia Beach, VA 7-5-7
E-mail adress - Locopimp@hiptop.suncom.net
Favorite Mex Food - Grilled Stuffed Beef Burrito!
How many Chickens do you own - None, at the moment!
Do you wear a hair net - Oh HELL YA (Who doesnt?)
Have you ever been Deported - Deported - NO, Reported - YES!
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex - Chronic ALL DAY!!!!!
Tequila or Mezcal - Tequilla
Male or Female - Male
How Long you Been Down - 8 years deep!
Favorite Psychopathic Cd - Great Milenko
Favorite Psychopathic Song - Dark Lotus - Shock & Awe (Cryptic
Collection 3)
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Name - Obed Vento
where your from - Hialeah, FL(Miami)
E-mail adress - Happyoutoftrouble@yahoo.com
Favorite Mex Food - Burritos w/ sour cream and guacamole
How many Chickens do you own - 0, sorry?
Do you wear a hair net - no, sorry not a cholo
Have you ever been Deported - no
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex - Mex, mang I smoke everyday and only spend
$50 bucks a month
Tequila or Mezcal - I don't drink but I guess Tequila, don't know Mezcal
Male or Female - Male
How Long you Been Down - 6 years
Favorite Psychopathic Cd - I can't choose between children
Favorite Psychopathic Song - Same
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Name - Dark Ninja
where your from - Unknown
E-mail adress - clowm_love89@hotmail.com
Favorite Mex Food - Fahita's
How many Chickens do you own - None
Do you wear a hair net - no
Have you ever been Deported - no
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex - Chronic
Tequila or Mezcal - Tequila
Male or Female - Unknown (?!?!?)
How Long you Been Down - 3 years
Favorite Psychopathic Cd - ABK dirty history
Favorite Psychopathic Song - Keep It Movin
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Latino Juggalo Community. Just be sure to E-Mail me your pics and your profile.
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Name
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E-mail adress
Favorite Mex Food
How many Chickens do you own
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Have you ever been Deported
Do you Smoke Chronic or Mex
Tequila or Mezcal
Male or Female
How Long you Been Down
Favorite Psychopathic Cd
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