Violent Jay try's to define a Juggalo?
This is what I always say.... When you walk out of the shower naked, that's YOU. Butt naked standing there. What you do to yourself after that is
just to create an image for yourself. You dress a certain way, you put on your make up and fix you’re fuckin' hair up to be how you want to be seen.
Rock people want to be seen as rock people, so they put tight ass jeans on and frizz they hair all up. Alternative people put on bell-bottoms and shit
to look alternative. Skater people wear baggy shit or whatever. Rap kids wear rap shit. But what I'm saying is, a Juggalo is just themselves. That butt
naked ninja. He or she puts on what ever they got in the closet and gives no fuck how people see them. He or she could give a fuck less. That's
what you see at our shows. That’s who buys our shit. Ninjas like that... I hope.
Hell no. Shit, we sold almost a million albums now. We got all kinds of ninjas buying our shit, half of them probably suck.
Yeah, in some places you got a bunch of fake ass bitches bumpin' our shit, but that's just because it might be a big
popular fad right now in their city. Yeah, them types of fans or whatever you wanna call them, come and go. You can ask
Tone Loc about that. You can ask anyone about them big fad fans.... Ask Hammer... Vanilla Ice... New Kids... Young
MC... But a Juggalo is the guy that first listened to it, and will last listened to it. Fuck what's in style. Allow me to give
you an example...
Let’s take Detroit for example... I'd say that we was most popular around Detroit in 1995. Now, in '95 we had the
Riddlebox album out. That record sold about 40,000 copies around Detroit alone. Before that... Carnival and Ringmaster
did around 20,000 copies around Detroit each.
Then after the Riddlebox craze, The Great Milenko went back to just
20,000 copies around Detroit. See what I mean? During the big ICP craze of Detroit, we went up to 40,000 sales, then it
returned to its original 20,000 Juggalo base. Thais because all the fake ass, part time Juggalos went out and bought our
shit when it was cool! Now, they've moved on to the next cool thing... Now all the fake ass bitches are probably buying
Korn's shit. That's how it works.
So I'd say that there is probably about 20,000 real Detroit area Juggalos. The extra
20,000 sales we had that year were to some pop ass fans. The real Detroit Juggalos were probably saying "What the fuck
is this? What's all these bitch ass punks doing bumpin' my shit? ICP is for me, not for them punk asses". I know that
ninjas were saying that, because I was saying the same thing!
ICP fads might happen in certain places at certain times, but it wont ever happen everywhere at once... because we'll
never let it. You'll never see me perform at the MTV music awards. You'll never see us on Lolla Polloza... because I'll
never share my Juggalo music with some dick wipes that's only there to see the next band after us. I'll play for Juggalos
and only Juggalos. I'll never open up for some mega, large ass band and play for all his bitch ass fans. Fuck that. We do
our own shows even it there’s only 50 Juggalos there, at least I know that they're here to freak it with us. They're there
to jump to our kind of music... ICP, Twiztid, Myzery, Blaze... The wicked shit. We are Juggalos and we are for Juggalos.
Sure the word "Juggalo" is just something we might have made up, but all I'm trying to say is that we are a certain way
and the people that like our music are usually that same way too... Crazy, dumb, ruthless, and not faded by much.
Fuck you. I Love Juggalos. But I hate these sap ass, wienie, bitch ass ninjas swinging off my dick making me feel like
some fuckin' famous richie or something. If anybody ain’t a star it's us. We ain’t no fuckin' stars. Our shows are just
parties and we re hosting them on stage. Me and Shaggy never want to be the center of this... Were all in this together.
Why you jockin' me? I Don't write the shit! The Dark Carnival does... I'm a follower just like y’all.
Don't fuckin' tap me on the shoulder at the mall and then not have any fuckin' thing to say. Ninjas tap you so you'll turn
around and then they just stand there like "awww" and don't have shit to say... they just look at you... What the fuck am I
supposed to say at that moment? What would you say? Here’s this complete stranger tapping you on your back and when
you turn around, he's just starring right at your face with nothing to say... What? That wouldn’t piss you off? What? Just
cause I rap all the sudden that don’t piss me off?
Look, when I'm explaining this shit, I want you to truly listen with an open mind. I Know it's hard to vision it from my
shoes but at least try...
All right...
A Pew days ago I was at a record store with my boys and the girl behind the counter waves me over to her... I'm standing
there in the isle all the way across the store ,thin king.. 'This bitch wants me to come over there for some reason... She
don't look good, so why would I go over there" Then I thought more about it... "Hummmm, why does she want me to
come up there? I haven’t even found my shit yet". Then I just shook my head "No" and we went about our business.
Finally I found all my shit and took it up to the counter. That same bitch goes "OK, now do you want to tell me who you
are?" I said "what?" She said "Everybody in the store is starring and buzzing over you guys... So tell me who you fuckin'
are?" I sat there for a minute... Now, this has happened to me a million times, but for some odd reason, this one time
really pissed me off. I said "Wait a minute, your telling me that all these people here in the store are starring at us so
you're expecting me to announce to you who we are?" She said "Yes". I'm steady thinking to myself... "What the fuck?
Who the fuck is this bitch anyway? If this bitch doesn’t recognize us, then obviously we must not be shit to her... She
would probably recognize her favorite band if they walked in... So why is this bitch so concerned with finding out who we
are? What does it matter? Obviously we ain't shit to her or she'd know who we are at first look" So I just said "No, we
ain’t nobody. Just ring my fuckin' CD's up and do your job. Quit asking me stupid shit and do your fuckin' job." ... I was a
dick to her. Fresh!!!
Plus what the fuck did she mean by saying "OK... now do you want to tell me who you are?" What did she mean by that?
What did this bitch expect me to do... walk into the store and walk right up to that bitch and say "OK... HEY REGISTER
BITCH, WERE ICP IN CASE YOU WANT TO KNOW!" Fuck that stupid ass bitch. She can suck my dick.
When you play your tape recorder back, listen to what the fuck I just said ninja. Me and Shaggy just hate it when people
treat us like were super stars when they see us. That shit is shitty. We want to be down with y’all, quit looking up at us,
look even with us. We're your homies. If we ever win a Grammy or something, were going up to the podium
representing y’all! Fuck being bigger than life, we're stuck in this life, just like everybody else. This is our time to
occupy the earth together. We ain’t anything special.
110 years ago it was all different ninjas here. 110 years from now it will be all new ninjas. Right now is our time
together... so get off my dick and quit acting like I'm something special you sap ass, bitch, hound dog motherfucker.
Whooo!!!
-Violent Jay
This is what I always say.... When you walk out of the shower naked, that's YOU. Butt naked standing there. What you do to yourself after that is just to create an image for yourself. You dress a certain way, you put on your make up and fix you’re fuckin' hair up to be how you want to be seen. Rock people want to be seen as rock people, so they put tight ass jeans on and frizz they hair all up. Alternative people put on bell-bottoms and shit to look alternative. Skater people wear baggy shit or whatever. Rap kids wear rap shit. But what I'm saying is, a Juggalo is just themselves. That butt naked ninja. He or she puts on what ever they got in the closet and gives no fuck how people see them. He or she could give a fuck less. That's what you see at our shows. That’s who buys our shit. Ninjas like that... I hope.
Hell no. Shit, we sold almost a million albums now. We got all kinds of ninjas buying our shit, half of them probably suck. Yeah, in some places you got a bunch of fake ass bitches bumpin' our shit, but that's just because it might be a big popular fad right now in their city. Yeah, them types of fans or whatever you wanna call them, come and go. You can ask Tone Loc about that. You can ask anyone about them big fad fans.... Ask Hammer... Vanilla Ice... New Kids... Young MC... But a Juggalo is the guy that first listened to it, and will last listened to it. Fuck what's in style. Allow me to give you an example...
Let’s take Detroit for example... I'd say that we was most popular around Detroit in 1995. Now, in '95 we had the Riddlebox album out. That record sold about 40,000 copies around Detroit alone. Before that... Carnival and Ringmaster did around 20,000 copies around Detroit each.
Then after the Riddlebox craze, The Great Milenko went back to just 20,000 copies around Detroit. See what I mean? During the big ICP craze of Detroit, we went up to 40,000 sales, then it returned to its original 20,000 Juggalo base. Thais because all the fake ass, part time Juggalos went out and bought our shit when it was cool! Now, they've moved on to the next cool thing... Now all the fake ass bitches are probably buying Korn's shit. That's how it works.
So I'd say that there is probably about 20,000 real Detroit area Juggalos. The extra 20,000 sales we had that year were to some pop ass fans. The real Detroit Juggalos were probably saying "What the fuck is this? What's all these bitch ass punks doing bumpin' my shit? ICP is for me, not for them punk asses". I know that ninjas were saying that, because I was saying the same thing!
ICP fads might happen in certain places at certain times, but it wont ever happen everywhere at once... because we'll never let it. You'll never see me perform at the MTV music awards. You'll never see us on Lolla Polloza... because I'll never share my Juggalo music with some dick wipes that's only there to see the next band after us. I'll play for Juggalos and only Juggalos. I'll never open up for some mega, large ass band and play for all his bitch ass fans. Fuck that. We do our own shows even it there’s only 50 Juggalos there, at least I know that they're here to freak it with us. They're there to jump to our kind of music... ICP, Twiztid, Myzery, Blaze... The wicked shit. We are Juggalos and we are for Juggalos. Sure the word "Juggalo" is just something we might have made up, but all I'm trying to say is that we are a certain way and the people that like our music are usually that same way too... Crazy, dumb, ruthless, and not faded by much. Fuck you. I Love Juggalos. But I hate these sap ass, wienie, bitch ass ninjas swinging off my dick making me feel like some fuckin' famous richie or something. If anybody ain’t a star it's us. We ain’t no fuckin' stars. Our shows are just parties and we re hosting them on stage. Me and Shaggy never want to be the center of this... Were all in this together. Why you jockin' me? I Don't write the shit! The Dark Carnival does... I'm a follower just like y’all.
Don't fuckin' tap me on the shoulder at the mall and then not have any fuckin' thing to say. Ninjas tap you so you'll turn around and then they just stand there like "awww" and don't have shit to say... they just look at you... What the fuck am I supposed to say at that moment? What would you say? Here’s this complete stranger tapping you on your back and when you turn around, he's just starring right at your face with nothing to say... What? That wouldn’t piss you off? What? Just cause I rap all the sudden that don’t piss me off?
Look, when I'm explaining this shit, I want you to truly listen with an open mind. I Know it's hard to vision it from my shoes but at least try...
All right...
A Pew days ago I was at a record store with my boys and the girl behind the counter waves me over to her... I'm standing there in the isle all the way across the store ,thin king.. 'This bitch wants me to come over there for some reason... She don't look good, so why would I go over there" Then I thought more about it... "Hummmm, why does she want me to come up there? I haven’t even found my shit yet". Then I just shook my head "No" and we went about our business.
Finally I found all my shit and took it up to the counter. That same bitch goes "OK, now do you want to tell me who you are?" I said "what?" She said "Everybody in the store is starring and buzzing over you guys... So tell me who you fuckin' are?" I sat there for a minute... Now, this has happened to me a million times, but for some odd reason, this one time really pissed me off. I said "Wait a minute, your telling me that all these people here in the store are starring at us so you're expecting me to announce to you who we are?" She said "Yes". I'm steady thinking to myself... "What the fuck? Who the fuck is this bitch anyway? If this bitch doesn’t recognize us, then obviously we must not be shit to her... She would probably recognize her favorite band if they walked in... So why is this bitch so concerned with finding out who we are? What does it matter? Obviously we ain't shit to her or she'd know who we are at first look" So I just said "No, we ain’t nobody. Just ring my fuckin' CD's up and do your job. Quit asking me stupid shit and do your fuckin' job." ... I was a dick to her. Fresh!!!
Plus what the fuck did she mean by saying "OK... now do you want to tell me who you are?" What did she mean by that? What did this bitch expect me to do... walk into the store and walk right up to that bitch and say "OK... HEY REGISTER BITCH, WERE ICP IN CASE YOU WANT TO KNOW!" Fuck that stupid ass bitch. She can suck my dick.
When you play your tape recorder back, listen to what the fuck I just said ninja. Me and Shaggy just hate it when people treat us like were super stars when they see us. That shit is shitty. We want to be down with y’all, quit looking up at us, look even with us. We're your homies. If we ever win a Grammy or something, were going up to the podium representing y’all! Fuck being bigger than life, we're stuck in this life, just like everybody else. This is our time to occupy the earth together. We ain’t anything special.
110 years ago it was all different ninjas here. 110 years from now it will be all new ninjas. Right now is our time together... so get off my dick and quit acting like I'm something special you sap ass, bitch, hound dog motherfucker. Whooo!!!
-Violent Jay