THE MELINKO 500/JCW

The Insane Clown Posse, Psychopathic Sports and The Pro Wrestling Insider
Presents:
Juggalo Championshit Wrestling!
Insane Clown Posse and JCW World Champion Evil Dead
VS.
Enema, Kid Cock, and Joel C
Other matches include:
Barbed Wire Thumb Tack Match: Mad Man Pondo VS. "Hollywood" Chuck Hogan
Handicap Match: Giant Juggalo VS. Scary Woody & "The Total Package" Freddy Luger
Man Against Woman Thumb Tack Match: Fat Fuck Barrel Boy VS. Angel
Double Tables Match: ICP's Bodyguard Billy Bill VS. Sharon Osbourne's attorney Dick Nipple
Plus much more!
The first JCW event took place Sunday, December 19, 1999 at St. Andrews Hall in Detroit. JCW will continue to promote events in Detroit, as well as across the country on a national level during the year 2000! It is the goal of J-C-Dub to present to wrestling fans and the juggalos some of the craziest professional wrestling around! This mailing list will keep everyone informed of the latest happenings, upcoming events, and much more.

JCW Hype: Pro Wrestling Insider 313-438-1415, Option 1

Promotions: Dave Prazak 630-585-3958

ICP Hotline: 313-480-3910

JCW NEWS FOR 11/27/99 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ by Stacy McMackin, Moderator If you haven't gotten your tickets yet for the debut event of Juggalo Championshit Wrestling, which takes place on SUNDAY, DECEMBER 19, 1999 at Saint Andrews Hall (431 E. Congress) in Detroit, why the hell did you wait so long? What, did you think that you could wait three weeks after the tickets went on sale and still be able to come? Basically, the show is sold out. Tickets went on sale through TicketMaster on 11/12, and went fast. Yesterday somebody said something to me about how TicketMaster might still have a handful of tickets left, but I doubt that's true. If you wanna come to the show and don't have tickets yet, you might wanna try TicketMaster one last time just in case. The majority of the matches have been announced over the course of the past several weeks by Violent J on option 3 of the Pro Wrestling Insider hotline (31he 12/19 event. Since pretty much all of the matches have already been announced, I guess J will be announcing participants for the battle royal over the next few Wednesdays. JCW's debut event will be professionally filmed by a camera crew for home video release nationally. So if you're not in Detroit, or don't have tickets in your hand to be one of the 1,000 in attendance on 12/19 at Saint Andrews, you'll be able to see a tape of the show in a few months when it's released. Here's the lineup of matches for 12/19 so far... M A I N E V E N T *****CLOWNS VERSUS CLOWNS***** "The Insane Clown Posse" VIOLENT J & SHAGGY 2 DOPE --VS.-- DOINK THE CLOWN & DOINK THE CLOWN *****EXPLODING BARBED WIRE TAG TEAM DEATH MATCH***** IAN ROTTEN & CORPORAL ROBINSON --VS.-- "The Freaks of Nature" MAD MAN PONDO & PETE MADDEN (managed by Shriek) *****WOMENS THUMBTACKS (IN THE TITTIES) DEATH MATCH***** "The Virgin Princess" ANGEL --VS.-- KATTRA *****LUCHA LIBRE ATTRACTION/CRACK PIPE ON A POLE***** Former WWF Champion THE IRON SHEIK --VS.-- IZZY HIGH *****TWO OUT OF THREE TABLES MATCH***** "Scrap Iron" ADAM PEARCE --VS.-- "Dirty" DON MONTOYA (managed by Dave Prazak) ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER --VS.-- Psychopathic's own PATRICK KING KONG BUNDY --VS.-- Psychopathic's own TOM DUB There will be a 20 MAN ANYTHING GOES WEAPONS BATTLE ROYAL to determine the first JCW World Champion! Plus... FAT FUCK BARREL BOY will be in action! Jelly Nuts is working hard every day to add new material to the official JCW web site (http://www.juggalowrestling.com), including new wrestler bios, pictures for the photo gallery, and much more. Be sure to check back to the web site every few days to see what's been added. UPCOMING EVENTS CALENDAR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (All dates and locations are tentative) 12/19 Detroit, MI @ Saint Andrews Hall (431 E. Congress) ------------------------------------------------ Call The Pro Wrestling Insider Hotline! (313) 438-1415 Main Menu: News with Brian Gorie Option 1: JCW Hype Central Option 2: Dave Prazak Option 3: Violent J of Insane Clown Posse ------------------------------------------------ Visit the OFFICIAL JCW Web Site! http://www.juggalowrestling.com/ ------------------------------------------------ Comments? E-mail... Stacy McMackin, Moderator: stacymcmackin@gurlmail.com Brian Gorie: briangorie@webtv.net Dave Prazak: prazakjcw@hotmail.com Jelly Nuts: jellynuts@insaneclownposse.com My Shout Outs JUGGALO NINJAS AND NINJETS! STAY DOWN WITH THE FUCKIN' CLOWN BECAUSE GOD KNOWS I’MMA STAY DOWN WITH YA'LL! PEACE! CLOWN LOVE! SEE YOU ON THE CARNIVAL GROUNDS BABY! IT'S OUR WORLD!!