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 Feb 20th 2008 Hollywood, CA EMAIL ME |
Blaze Ya Dead Homie & BYP Concert Review!Whats up juggalos!!? Im still tired as fuck but i've managed to drag my body to my computer to update on last nights devastating BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE concert here in Cali. Blaze is on a worldwide tour digging up dead bodies from coast to coast on his Clockwork Gray tour. Last night the stop was in Santa Ana, California at the Galaxy. Now normally a Blaze show in itself is more than enough to flip people's wigs, but since California juggalos show nothing but love for Psychopathic, what better way to open the Blaze show than by having hometown favorites the BACKYARD PIMPS set the tone and open for Blaze himself! Thats right, The Backyard Pimps who are rapidly rising to the top here locally who are not to mention juggalos themselves, got to open for Blaze and school some PIMP CAMP flavor for all the juggalos. If you've never seen them live you owe it to yourself to check them out next time the play a show near you. These guys smoke more weed than i have ever seen any human consume, but somehow onstage the bring SO much energy to their live shows. The PACKED crowd of juggalos were feelin the PIMPS and showed them much love for puttin on an awesome show. Heres some footage from their last song before Blaze took the stage! For more info on the BACKYARD PIMPS check out their myspace page by clicking here.
Blaze Ya Dead Homie with R.O.C. Live footage from 2/19 Galaxy Show
I don't have to tell you ninjaz just how talented Blaze is. You've heard his albums, you've heard his numerous guest spots on various Psychopathic realeases. The guy can straight flow like not too many can. So it was no big surprise Blaze once again brought his unique delivery of old school gangsta rap to the stage along with OG House of Krazees alum the R.O.C. As soon as Blaze took the stage the sea of juggalos in attendance went NUTS. He tore up tracks from his debut album along with some new favarites from his latest album Clockwork Gray. I'd have to say my favorite though was the live performance of his track off of PFOS 3. "The Girls the girls they LOVE me!" Fuckin sick live. Blaze did maybe an hour or so set and the crowd was loving ever minute of it. DO NOT MISS THIS SHOW JUGGALOS!! I had a blast and it was cool to see some old faces I hadnt seen ina good minute....peeps like Pixie, Nvision, Chango, Lazy, Ape boy, Juggalo Pat (TAKE OFF THAT PAINT!), and my homie from Psychopathic Pickle! Oh yea and big ups to the Galaxy security who let me film damn near on stage because i was black and looked like i knew exactly what i was doing and where i was supposed to be lol. For more info on Blaze and the Clockwork Gray Tour 2008 hitup his official website by clicking here. Till next time juggalos keep it wicked, MMFCL!!
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Feb 5th 2008 Hollywood, CA EMAIL ME |
Kottonmouth Kings Burn Hollywood Burn Key Club Concert Review!Its your friendly neighborhoood Deadbody Lover back on M500 juggalos!! 2008 a whole new year for the M500 crew and what better way to start off 2008 than with another fresh concert review of the the KOTTONMOUTH KINGS. There are alot of perks living in Southern Cali, some of which contribute to large percentage of persons relocating from their home states to come join the Cali klick. Be it hot women, warm weather, or trying to make it big in Hollywood theres always something or someone to do here. Well who better than to combine all that flavor than the Southern Cali spawned Suburban Noize Makers, the KottonMouth Kings. Heres my review of their latest concert here in Hollywood!
PEEP THE LIVE VIDEO FROM THE KEY CLUB SHOW COURTESY OF KUSH TV!!!
"Now we done did this shit And we still do this shit Ya'll need to quit your lip Get with the King klick!
Our klick be the sickest Your klick act like bitches Ya'll wanna get some riches Get with the King klick!
See we got bags of herb That we'v been known to serve Ya'll wanna move some? Word! You know the King klick!
So please dont speak to late Please do not hesiatate Yall want that family grave? You know the King klick!" - KMK
Truer words were never spoken juggalos. Lyrics from one of their recent hits "King Klick". Now i've seen the Kings maybe a little over a handful of times now and each time i see them their stage presence seems to get better and better. Now the Kings were back home in Hollywood for 2 back 2 back shows at the Key Club. I was lucky enough to attend the first of the two shows. As per usual the guest list included sets from The Soubnoize Souljaz, DGAF , and of course the soothing weed smoking tones of Dogboy. All the opening
acts were pumped up and gave the crowd something to wet their appetites with prior to the Kings taking the stage. Now it'd been a good minute
since id been at the Key club so watching the show i couldnt help but reflect on just how many shows, let alone KMK shows i'd seen there
and how the place had gone through numerous changes. It made me realize just how long KMK has been puttin out albums and how
their popularity has always been strong and a large part of it was due to their genuine love for what they do and what they're able
to bring each and EVERY night at their shows.Now with their recently released "Greatest Highs" CD now you too can light up a fat blunt, kick back relax and reflect on all your favorite KMK joints that you've grown to love over the years. As soon as KMK took the stage that familiar feeling of deja vu washed over me as i remembered the first time i saw Pakelika on stage. How every song was an instant hit and classic as the crowd sang along. Now ten years or so later and its no differnet. As DJ Bobbby B worked the turntables and the crowd was off and jumping, no turning back now. They did most of their hits...stopping every now and then to acknowledge the crowd and let them know it felt good to be back home. Songs like "Wheres the Weed At" "Outcast" and the familiar "Bump" mesh together well pointing out further how KMK are able to crank out hit after hit and having been doing so for quite some time. My personl favorite? Put it Down with Cypress Hill, that song just bumps live on stage. But then they all do!
The show didnt end until around 1am or so as the crowd fed of the energy coming off stage. As usual the Kweens were in full efect dressed to the nines and showing KMK love. I love how it can be 40 degress outside but the diehard Kweens will still show up wearing nothing but a smile and some highheel pumps. God bless America! MCL juggalos make sure you hitup the banner below and check out the latest FRESHNESS from the Suburban Noize Camp!
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Richmond VA 10/1/07Danny Diablo Review Right hurr
What up strangers. Boogie here taking time to do a bit of a CD review for everyone. I will update more later. For those who do not know who Dan Singer is, what in the world is wrong with you? Dan Singer is better known as Lord Ezec. Still not sure? How about this then; DANNY DIABLO!!! And on October 9th, his first release on Suburban Noize Records hits the streets. Thugcore 4 Life is a 12 track sensation. Just listening to this record for the 1st time had me wanting to take a road trip with the sound of Danny blowing away anyone that dared to get close enough to hear it. His debut record on Subnoize has quite a few guests on it. Artists like Daddy X of Kottonmouth Kings fame, the Sub Hoodz Stress and Paulie Havok, DJ Lethal, Slain, Daddy Boy, La Coka Nostras Big Left and Ceekay, Necro and the Transplants own Skinhead Rob. This record starts strong with a hardcore track called We Dont Care, and just keeps going. The combination of hardcore, rock and hip hop that he puts together is almost unheard of. The beats are perfectly strung together and the guitar on some of the songs is a perfect mix. There is even a nice hint of reggae in Living By The Gun. You do not want to pass this record up when it comes out. Pre-order it, buy it, borrow it from a friend, whatever; just get your hands on this hardcore title..THUGCORE record as soon as you can.
September 6th, 2007 Denver, Colorado EMAIL ME
God Dam Juggalos and Juggalettes its been
a minute huh!?! Well Im Back like another Disney sequel
(and not like a bunch of gay highschool kids singing) with
some news nuggets for your noggin.
Wanna buy a piece of history? Hatchet House's own Tali Demon has posted a blog on her myspace about request's for her first release "G-Dub... Tali Got High". Wile her merch is in the works she and Boro Thugz Entertainment decided to sell her 2004 album *plus a free copy of W.O.R.D volume 4 from Group Rehab* this is only 10 bucks! If you wanna get your grubby fingers on that send your name and address to TaliDemon@Gmail.com and if they have any left they'll hook you up. Heres the tracks
2) Never Did Me Wrong
3) Smoke 'N Tali Mission
4) Group Rehab
5) 480
6) Tali's Demon
Tali Demons Myspace
well thats it Ninja's propbs to Blaze for hitting the top 20 on the billboards. don’t forget to peep my 10 minute review of EOTS
peace out ~NyQuiL~
Angleton, Texas 5/25/07 Email MeKINGSPADE HOUSTON CONCERT REVIEW!!!
Wow is one of the only words to describe the Kingspade show in Houston Texas on May 23rd! Me and my homie got there a few hours early to discover the tour bus was already sitting out front. Of cousre people were walking to and from the bus so it gave me a chance to meet a lot of people. Got to hook up with D-Loc, Big B, Dirtball, Dogboy, Potluck, and Taxman. Also Killa Kustomz and Houstonjuggalos.com was out there reppin' there shxt as well, and of course
always giving mad props to Milenko500! They were sponcering the official after party that night at Club Bikini Beach.
Killa Kustomz had some sweet four wheelers out there with some bad ass rims and paint jobs done up in Psychopathic
flavor. So it was really cool getting there early and meeting up with everyone right away.Finally getting to go inside security was being a bxtch and made everyone empty their pockets and turn them inside out so they could search for pot. That of course pissed off alot of people as almost everyone had shxt on them they planned on blazing up. But once inside it didn't take long before Dogboy hit the stage and just put on an amazing show. He even gave a shout of the all the Juggalos there and did his own little version of Chickin' Huntin' which was awesome! And I must say out of everyone Dogboy was one of the coolest guys to meet. He really enjoys taking the time out for his fans and appreciates them, so I talked to him the most out of everyone there. He even remembered doing the interview with Boogie not to long back and gave props to that. So if you see Dogboy at future shows make sure you meet up with him and chat because he really listens to his fans.
After Dogboy went off Potluck came right up and blew the place away. They had the crowd hyped up almost as much as Kingspade did which was really cool. And there isn't anything like seeing UnderRated spit his raps as fast as he does live, its just wild. They were also really cool with all the fans and taking time out as well to do pictures, autographs, or just talk. And if you haven't picked up their latest CD "Straight Outta Humboldt" make sure you do, you won't be dissappointed by them at all.
Then came Big B and Dirtball doing Subnoize Souljaz and solo stuff. Big B also gave many shout outs to all the Juggalos that were there that night. Both of them together makes for a really amazing performace as well as when they are solo. But just as UnderRated its awesome to hear Dirtball rap as fast as he does, simply amazing. During the song "Mayday" is when Taxman busted out on his megaphone which made the crowd go a little crazy! He really knows how to pump up the crowd and just seeing him do his thing is awesome. Oh and if you ever see Taxman without his makeup on don't ask for a picture because your not getting one until he has it on. Before the show a few Ninjas tried getting a picture and he wouldn't do it until he got painted up.
And of course after the Subnoize Souljaz it was time for Kingspade. Taxman went up on stage and tore down a banner where DJ Bobby B was all set up! Right away things started to get crazy within the crowd. And out walked Richter and D-Loc and they just started getting after it. They played a good mix of songs between both the old and new album which I was glad to hear. I also couldn't tell you how many drinks that Taxman kept bringing both of them...haha! But they put on an amzing show together and they just have that flow that works great together in their music and on stage. To me they didn't seem to into meeting and talking with the fans as much as everyone else, which I guess you can't blame them to much. But they were doing a little autograph session after they got off stage if anyone wanted one, but that was about all the fans got from Kingspade themselves.
And I didn't go to the after party at Club Bikini Beach because my homie was way tired and we had a good enough buzz as it was. But I am sure that place was bumpin' all through the early morning hours. Besides if I would have drank all those $1 beers I might not of made it home...haha! So over all it was an amazing show and the members of Subnoize Records are some of the most fan friendly people you can meet and chill with. So if you have never hit up a Subnoize show make sure you do! I believe there isn't many days left on this tour but soon it will be time for Strange Noize....so get ready Juggalos for the underground destruction!
Angleton, Texas 5/24/07 Email MeMilenko500 VIDEO CONTEST!
We got an all new contest for you Ninjas out there! This is a video contest and it can be anything that you can pull out of that head of yours! Only thing is you must be reppin' Milenko500 somwhere in your video (how you do that is up to you). This video can be funny, sexy, insane, etc. Lets see what you Ninjas can come up with! Here are the official rules of the contest:
1. Must be reppin' Milenko500 some where in the video!
2. Upload your video(s) and send them in through a message here on Myspace, or send the URL address where I can view the video. Best places to upload videos are You Tube, Myspace, & Photobucket.
3. Make it creative, the more creative the bigger chance you have to win the prize! Make it devastating!
4. Deadline will be June 30th!
Email entry links to WHERE WE CAN VIEW YOUR VIDEO to me Krazy J by clicking here
Clown E Love will give away a Wraith Charm to the number 1 video that we pick! Also if you school the video really well you'll get a mystery prize also. And mystery prizes will be given to the runner ups!!!!! So bust out those cameras & let the destruction begin!
BE CREATIVE, HOW CREATIVE YOU ASK? CHECK OUT THIS ENTRY FROM JUGGALO LEE!!!
May 11th, 2007 Denver, Colorado EMAIL ME
What’s up Juggalos, Juggalettes and creepy old guys that hang out at the back of concert venues selling ICP crank
pipes you know who you are, its been a minute, or a month or so, Why graze your greasy ass computer screens with
my presence? Because I gots some freshness for your to peep! First off the M500’s Murder Rap contest’s deadlines
almost here, so if you have any ounce of freshness in you hurry the fuck up and enter that shit bitch.Punkins in May
If your hip on anything PSY ( by that I mean you don’t have your fingers in your ears and your mouse and keyboard lost up your ass) then you know Boondox’s Latest Album PunkinHed came out a week or 2 ago on May 1st, well let me just say this. If you even have to go here, JN, faygoluvers, or anywhere even a fucking minute after its release to find out about this dopeness then just blow your head off, this album was actually really good , I wasn’t real hyped when he first got signed to PSY but god fucking dammit, get this album cock jockey! But if you want my full track2track review go peep my new shit NyQuils 10 Minute Reviews, which isn’t exactly 10 minutes factoring in shit like the people who have dyslexia or maybe down syndrome but still, Peep it by clicking here.or if Myspace is gay, alternatively peep it here.
Rudeboy Wrestling in Purple Tights?
Ok well no not really but the "king of hardcore" does have some upcoming events that you should peep even if he isnt going to wrestle in purple tights.
JUST ADDED NINJA FLAVOR FOR CALI JUGGALOS!
Well Ninjas, that’s pretty much all I gotta say, you’ve pretty much already heard all the other important shit straight from ICPs website, but if you want, you could spamTwiztids new Official Myspace with emails ,just make sure to say Milenko 500 sent ya! Speaking of Twiztid, go peep them on the Tempest Tour with ICP and X-Clan, that Tempest show is off the fucking chain, take it from me, if your from the Denver area you might have seen my skinny ass spraying down bitchs in line with some red-pop Faygo!
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April 23rd 2007 Hollywood, CA EMAIL ME |
KottonMouth Kings 4/20 Concert ReviewWhats up stoner juggalos!?! Clown E Love back on Milenko500 fresh from one of the "dopest" concerts ive been too in a while. Get it? You see what I did there? Ahh whatever. Anyway yours truly got to spend April 20th also known as "420" with none other than juggalo friendly kings of chron the KOTTONMOUTH KINGS. What better way to spend a day dedicated to weed than
those multiple cannibis cup winners the KMK. I mean really is the Cannibis Cup even a contest anymore KMK always wins!! Now
this year the Kings decided to start a brand new tradition of the "SMOKE ON THE WATER" Festival. After all whats a bong
without smoke and water right? Well just so happens in Long Beach California we have a hotel / luxury cruiser in the Queen Mary
docked permanently at Long Beach Harbor. They were gracious enough to let the Kings hold their festival in one of the main concert
halls right on the boat! I felt like I was about to board the LOVE BOAT except this Love Boat had nothing but stoners on it.
So Friday night myself and my good friend Samuel head down to Long Beach to peep this grand event KMK was throwing down for
420. It had rained earlier that day but luckily it cleared up in time for no one waiting in line to get rained on. Now i've seen
KMK perform at least 4 or 5 times prior to this but ive NEVER seen that many stoners in one place before!! They sold out the place
and I'm pretty sure the only place at that time with more weed smokers would be Amsterdam.Opening the Smoke on the Water Festival
This show was going from 8-1am so we were in for quite a trippy ride. Doors opened at around 7:45 and wave after wave of stoners began shuffling into the massive venue that was the "Queen Marijuana" as Daddy-X would dub it later that night. People were feverishly getting their smoke on before getting patted down by security and in anticipation of the show. Yes there was security but for the most part they were cool about what kind of show this was. Stepping onto the boat you immediately got contact high whether you were smoking or not. There was THREE levels to this venue with the stage on the bottom level. We first made our way to the merch booth where surprise surprise there were many "smoking" accecssories available in case yours might have been confiscated at the doors. No worries. Thanks KMK! The vendor might as well have been Bob Marley himself as he spoke with a jamaican accent and was wearing one of those cool colored beanies. Rastfarai! Before the concert started KMK's tour manager BJ smith, a big 6 foot tall black ninja came up and set the rules straight for all the dopers in the house. The stage was tiny as hell and apparently was one good bump from falling apart so he made sure all the stoners knew right from the get go "if you bump the fuckin stage the concerts over" He made the crowd on the bottom level repeat it, then the second level, and finally the top third level. He knew who he was dealing with so he made everyone repeat the phrase several times. Gotta love stoners. Then it was time for the show....
Light it up Spark it and Pass it!First band to hit the stage was a local Long Beach band called The Bredrin Daddies. Now these guys were reppin their home town to the fullest and made sure to start off the festival with a bang! I was diggin their music no question. Click their pic for their official Myspace profile. These guys kind of reminded me of another local band the BackYard Pimps who were also going to play the 4/20 show but through some unforseens events ended up getting nixed from the show. With a mix of hardcore rock, rap, and a little reggae thrown in the "Daddys" got the crowd moving and even got some mosh pits going. I highly suggest checking them out and giving them a listen.
Dog Boy opened the Festival first with cuts off his upcoming album "Rebel Riddim" which hits stores TOMORROW juggalos so go out and get that shit along with some herb to smoke. He also took it back to old school Royal Highness days with a little "Dogs Life" which got the crowd pumped.
Next up was special guest Sen Dog from Cypress Hill fame. Now the last time i saw Sen Dog he was doing his SX10 gig which is a mix of heavy metal rock with rap. This time im sure after smoking some of the Cali green he was in the perfect state of mind to show off his talented rap skills. On hand with him was his brother Mellowman and together they ripped shit up on stage. The crowd was feeling them. By this time you couldnt be anywhere on the Queen Mary and not get a contact high. The herb was in full swing and everyone was chill and enjoying the show.
Kings take the Stage, and blow it up!
After about a 15-20 min break after Sen's set it was finally officially 420 on 420 when The Kottonmouth Kings finally hit the stage. Now as i said before ive seen them perform a handful of times and i'm not lying or bullshitting when I say that by far this was the best performance ive seen them do live. They ALWAYS put alot of energy in their shows but this one just went over the top. These guys were on point doing HIT after HIT from their numerous albums, all the way from Royal Highness to Koast to Koast and everything in between. The crowd just exploded when they hit the stage and Pakelika took his usual stance towards the middle of the stage and began his robot routine. Daddy-X, Richter, DJ Bobby B, D-loc and Lou Dog were all on their game that night and put on an AMAZING live show for 4/20. Giving much love to the crowd and letting them know that this was our holiday and that they were there to put it down and help everyone celebrate in style. Smoke on the water was a great Success. After about 45 min of live music KMK decided that the show needed a break. But wait what else could there be but a smoke break and so more than half of KMK went off stage leaving only Richter and D-Loc. Hmmm could this be a Kingspade setup!?! FUCK YEA! So KMK takes a break and Kingspade takes the stage and rips shit up for the fans doing their hits and cuts off their new album which also drops tomorrow!
After about 30 mins or so of Kingspade set the rest of KMK came back on stage to close the show along with a few special guests that included the re-emergence of Sen dog on stage. By then it was closing in on 2 in the morning. Everyone was still as hyped as ever and KMK as they usually do closed out the show with style. If you've never seen KMK live i suggest you hit up their next live show. Hitup www.kottonmouthkings.com for tour info as the STRANGE NOIZE tour will be hittin up a city near you along with the infamous TECH N9NE!! Juggalos dont miss out!! Thats it for now ninjaz i'll be seeing you at that KMK / Tech show so until then MMFCL and stay high stoners!
Angleton, Texas 3/28/07 Email MeInsane Clown Posse's TEMPEST Released!
Whats up Ninjas? Hope all has been going well with everyone. First off we all know the long awaited Tempest CD from ICP finally came out March 20th! And if your lazy ass hasn't went and picked it up then go and do so. I have heard alot more positive feedback on The Tempest then negative. It seems as if alot of Ninjas were suprised by the album and seem to really enjoy it. There is currently a blog up on the Milenko500 Myspace page and you can let us personally know
your thoughts on the album, so go and hit that up. Moving along with The Tempest, ICP & Twiztid will be hitting the
globe with The Tempest Tour! Finally ICP & Twiztid hitting the stage together again, your not going to want to
miss that Ninjas! There will also be other guest on the tour which will be announced soon, I believe Boondox will
be hitting some of the shows as well. There are tour dates up at insaneclownposse.com so check those out.
If you don't see your city keep checking back because not all the dates are currently up.Ice Ice Baby
As for me Ninjas I got the chance to see Vanilla Ice again in Houston Texas on 3/24 and of course he had much love for the Juggalos. It was an amazing show but I can't really remember alot from all the alcohol I consumed that night...haha. Mike Terror from houstonjuggalos.com was at the show as well. He gave mad props to Milenko500 so I wanted to pass that along to all you Ninjas out there. So if your in the Houston area check out houstonjuggalos.com and make sure you stay informed with all the local events that they put on. I also remember telling you Ninjas that last time I saw V-Ice he metioned he had a CD coming out featuring ICP and Mike E Clark. Nothing has ever came up about that again and he said nothing about it at the show. So I have no clue what is up with that. But if it is something that will be on Psychopathic we know it will be late anyways. So if you haven't seen Vanilla Ice and you get the chance go and see him!
*NEW* Milenko500 MURDER RAP CONTEST! CAN YOU RAP!?!?
So Ninjas we got a little something we would like to try. We want you to make a rap video about Milenko500. We would like to see the Lettes do this but were gonna give you Juggalos a chance too, but get some Lettes up in your videos. Here is what we are looking for:
1) Make up a rap about Milenko500 and you have to try and use all our names in it as well. Thats Jugalinko, Clown E Love, KraZy J, Boogie, Juggalo Hodge, Kae-Lo, NyQuil, & SKS.
2)Upload your video(s) to You Tube and send in your link so that we can view the video.
Clown E Love will give away a Wraith Charm to the number 1 video that we pick! Also if you school the video really well you'll get a mystery prize also (IT COULD BE ANYTHING!!) And mystery prizes will be given to the runner ups!!!!! So start making those videos and get creative, lets see what you Ninjas got!
Things are still going strong with the Milenko500 Myspace page, we grow bigger and bigger everyday. Thank you Ninjas for keeping it fresh and for all the love and support that you show us on there. So keep spreading the word to all your Juggalo homies so that we can continue to grow! Well guess thats about all I got for right now, all you Ninjas stay down and keep it wicked! MCL!
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March 14th 2007 Hollywood, CA EMAIL ME |
Playstation 3 : Resistance Fall of Man & M500What the fuck is up ninjaz!?! Your friendly neighborhood deadbody lover is back on the m500 to drop some flavor for that ass. What flavor you ask? How about the bitter irony taste of menstrual blood? Wow pretty gross huh? Ok so maybe thats not the taste I was going for. Anway before you read please make sure you SCROLL DOWN BELOW and peep two new updates from m500's own BOOGIE and NYQUIL. Madd props to Kae-Lo too for resurfacing from the Sizzler Buffet
to finally bless us with an update in the current Milennium. I know i've been absent too but my excuse is that ive been
hard at work keeping the M500 myspace group running smoothly and Jugalinko is hard at work leveling up his character
in World of Warcraft. What a dork. Oh yea and SKS is also in the W.O.W crew but he should resurface shortly to provide
a much needed update about whats going on with the suicide girls.Speaking of videogames. If you've sold enough weed, stolen enough goods, or are a bedroom gangsta you probably have convinced yourself to purchase a blinged out Playstation 3. And if you do happen to own one unless you're retarded you own the game "Resistance: Fall of Man". If thats the case im opening the flood gates for those that game ONLINE to join the official M500 Clan which was born at 8:05 pm last night weighining in at a healthy 5 lbs 4 ounces. Awwwww! To join all you have to do is the following:
Resistance Fall of Man - M500 Clan
1. Hone your skills first, i dont want ninjaz who suck. J/K but really practice yo shit!
2. Send a friend request to LakerZombie
Thats it! Game on bitches! MMFCL im out!
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Richmond VA 3/14/07Happy early spring you fuckers. Your friendly neighborhood Boogie here for a new update. First off, I have to congratulate M500's own KAE-LO for finally stepping down from diapers. We all knew you could do it Kae. We are all so proud of you. Hope those rubber sheets are working out for you. I also want to congratulate SoCal's Backyard Pimps - www.backyardpimps.com - bass player "Erv da Perv". Looks like Erv is going to be a daddy. A baby Perv running around? SoCal will never be the same again.
Subnoize NewsAll Kinds of shit poppin at the Subnoize Camp. Brad "Daddy" X and the boys are about to hit the road again for "The Joint is on Fire" tour. Check out www.kottonmouthkings.com for all the dates. The live DVD is also out now. If your DVD has a Golden Ticket inside, you will be hanging backstage with the Kings at a show. Lucky you. Richter and Loc have been working hard on the new Kingspade album "PTB". It is finished and will be out on April 24. Keep an eye out for the pre-order info. Don't forget to pick up the new X-Clan CD as well. Even Mowers frontman, Brian Sheerin, has something coming up. Check this out!
MOWER FRONTMAN TO RUN IN ROCK N’ ROLL MARATHON FOR LEUKEMIA SOCIETY
Brian Sheerin, frontman for Suburban Noize Records Mower, has announced he is preparing to run the 2007 Rock N’ Roll Marathon June 3rd, 2007 in San Diego, CA. Brian is currently in training with The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society’s Team and will be participating in the endurance event to raise funds to help stop leukemia and lymphoma from taking lives. Every year I consider helping out and then recording, a tour or apathy prevents me. Sheerin explains, This year I decided to get involved, and I’ll have to deal with tours and recording the best that I can to make it work. Brian has brought great energy to the Team in Training organization says Team In Training Mentor, Joe Cheverie. His dedication to fundraising for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society has been evident from his first day with our team. I have no doubt that Brian will find his way to the finish line."
Sheerin is urging fans to pledge donations in support of the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and has since set up the following donation page asking fans to donate anywhere from $1 and above: www.active.com/donate/tntsdh/1buckwillnotbreaku Mower’s Dominic Moscatello, says, I'm happy to see that Brian is up to the challenge of running a marathon. I'm sure that our fans will be supportive and rise to the occasion because of the importance of this event. My family has a history of cancer-related illness including leukemia and lymphoma. Brian has Mower’s full support and this is one of the coolest events he has ever attempted. Sheerin notes, A lot of Mower’s fans are young people that are caught up in the excitement of life and may not focus much on altruism. I want to motivate myself and others to think beyond ourselves, and action is the best way to do that. Mower's new album "Not For You" has been receiving rave reviews from fans and critics alike. The album was called "The Best Metal Album of 2006" by Radio Aggression and nominated for two San Diego Music Awards in the "Best Hard Rock" and "Best Hard Rock Album" categories. The band's video for the song "Road Rage" has also received spins on MTV's Headbanger's Ball, MANIA TV and a variety of others. The album’s second single, Broken Hands, will be going to radio in early March 2007.
"It’s always great when artists get involved in a good cause. We know how important this is to Brian and the Mower camp. And it’s great to see an artist put the time into a cause they have a personal connection to," says Kevin Zinger of Suburban Noize Records.
Thats it for today. Don't forget to check us out on myspace - www.myspace.com/milenko500 and groups.myspace.com/m500juggalos . Keep it dry Kae you chubby little baby you.
/ What up Juggalos, Juggalettes and the numerous under cover police officers that monitor my day to day activities, its almost 2 months into ‘07 and shits in full effect. First off, the wicked clowns are getting mad airtime on Vh1 (2 minutes is mad airtime for ICP), and Tech N9ne is getting some love from MTVU. But lets not forget all the flops of 06 that are trying to rape 2007 up its ass, like MR. HEART, Heart Attack, ROC getting signed, and Chronicles of the Dark Carnival not to mention tons of other stuff. But past that PSY looks like its gaining momentum after the past 2 years with almost half the artist’s either getting dropped or leaving. Now we can all look forward to 3 new artist’s on PSY and tons of flavor. ‘07 may prove to be either a year of empty promises or one of the freshest years PSY has had in a while.
What the Fuck!!?!
What the fuck?! Ok, on a serious tip, are we to a point were we cant even look at JN or Faygoluvers, TIME magazine, let alone our local newspaper, and not read some shit about how some stupid ass kids getting arrested about one thing or another and then say they did it because ICP told them to? In Sacramento County 3 teens get arrested for starting over 20 fires, and this is Nyquil talking so you can already guess what kinda group of rap fans they these 3 belong to. And not to long ago here in Denver some kid is facing something like 50 years for beating up a bully, not to mention fallen thru rumors among judges to ban ICP from playing in the state. All people are violent, its in our Nature, to expellee 1 group of people because of a few that chose to use there ability of violence is not only stupid and prejudice but also attracts even stupider people into their ranks. Look at the war on Terror, we invaded a fucking country for no real reason what-so-ever but the fact that they had the same skin color and religion as the people who hi-jacked our planes, and now they have people that funnel into that country every day just to kill our troops. What juggalos might be seeing in the years to come is nothing compared to Iraq, but don’t let the situation snow ball to a point were ninjas are driving car bombs to police stations and mailing anthrax to Congress men because some fat ass "Trust Fund Tommy" thinks that he's doing gods work. That’s just some thoughts to go out on. Props to Kea-Lo’s latest post. Peace out nation. ~NyQuiL~
Trashadena, Cali. 1/24/07 Email MeWhere the fxck has everybody been? I've been on the search for all the juggalos and it seemed like everyone
disappeared... *phone rings* "... Oh yea... oh shxt... word..." Correction. Clown E Love just dropped me a call
to inform me that I am the bastard who get lost once again... My Bad ya'll. It seemed as though I totally skipped
2006 and hopped right back into things in 2007. Well none the less, I need the year off to deal with some things and
nothing pleases me more (maybe a box of twinkies and a slurpee) than to be back. Thank God for My Space however and I
thank all you ninjas that kept in contact with me over this past year. Just to recap 2006, I'll break it down with a
couple things I saw in 2006! My Homie Boogie turned 50 this year! Congrats Homie! hahaha He's gonna beat my ass...
NyQuil and Krazy J in the House! Welcome on board yall!
How the fxck did Ipod's go from like 20 gigs to 80?
Rick Flair still wrestles?!
Jugalinko was last seen on the lake... Where is he now?
Gas prices continued to suck... Very Bad... Fxcking horrible...
BYP are not the only ones that have been tearing up the road. I think everybody on the Psychopathic Label hit the road as least once. The highlight being Hallowicked hitting Long Beach! It was mad mad fun hanging out with everybody. I owe an apology to my homie Eugene the Inglewood ninja for not posting up his awesome ICP interview he conducted for G4! As soon as I get that link once again, itll be up faster than my dick in a donut shop (TOO VILE KAE LO TOO VILE!).
I hope ya'll got a chance to peep Tech N9ne's new CD- Everready. Such a fxckin fantastic CD. Well speaking of Tech, it was good to see him rolling 'round the Hallowicked show. He, without a doubt, is prolly one of the coolest artist/people to meet. Speaking of Tech N9ne (I think every Juggalo/lette know who Mr. Tech N9ne is), he will be live on stage in February. On February 7th Tech N9ne will be in full effect at the Key Club here in Hollywood. For more info, please check out Tech's Myspace or check out the flyer below! I will most def. see yall at this show!
Well ya'll, I will try to stay true to my New Year's Resolution... to try and not get lost... again. I know Clown E is still waiting for that E3 2006 Update, itll come by this years E3 hahaha. For the rest of yalls, I will talk to alla ya'll very soon! MMFCL ya'll! Take care!
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Don't Tread On MeTwiztid announced Their new Lp Independents Day will release on July 3,but then again I doubt it will be included in the 4% of PSY albums that actually come out on a planed date, their worse then an under staffed abortion clinic in the middle of Kentucky.
Some Old Wicked Shit
As a Special treat "4 All The Suicidalist's Esham Droped a fresh new Podcast for the New year. It includes his New single off his new Album "SACRIFICIAL LAMBS" intitled "Fortune Teller", and let me tell you this Trick's and John's, hes bringin' that old school acidrap wicked shit back. I took the time to rip the song from the podcast just for you ninjas. Lettes you can thank me by sending me spread pix of your vagina. Guys you can thank me by sending me spread pix of your mom's vagina. Click here for the flavor!
Straight outta denver???Whether u love or hate em' you gotta admit that AMB Aint going anywere anytime soon, even tho they left PSY. Being a Kid from West Denver, its pretty fresh to hear shit about my area of town, after all i live just 5 minutes away AMB's little street corner of "Knox and 38th", and their new single does not disapoint juggalos, after hearing some songs on Blood in Blood out i thought they had lost the shit that got them The UP contest in the first place, but now those sons of bitchs made me eat my words go peep the 303 freshness ninjas at www.axemurderboyz.com
well im out this bitch, Props to all my cats that survived another year! ~NyQuiL~
Angleton, Texas 1/5/07 Email MeMilenko500 and Myspace Join Forces to form M500space-A-Tron!
Hey what's up Ninjas? Well I just wanted to touch base with you all on how things are going with the Milenko500 Myspace
profile. You Ninjas really are amazing with all the love and props you give us on there, it is all much appreciated!
All the comments, messages, pictures, and everything that you do for M500 is awesome. So far we are over 4,550 friends
and we continue to grow everyday. A big part because you Ninjas continue to promote for us and keep spreading the word.
Remember if you ever need banners to help spread the word just hit me up on the profile and I'll get them to you.
Also we are almost up to 30,000 profile hits which I think is amazing. Of course I know its because of all those
sexy Lettes reppin' the M500...haha! CHECK OUT THE SEXY LETTES BELOW REPPIN M500!
CLICK THE PICS ABOVE TO SUBMIT YOUR JUGGALETTE PIC REPPIN MILENKO500!
Juggalettes Send in your Pics Reppin M500 and get FAMOUS
And of course a big thanks to all those Lettes that continue to represent us in their pictures. They are all amazing and please continue to keep those pics coming! As you know Myspace now allows us to have up to 300 pictures, so we need to get that filled up Lettes. So bust out those cameras and show us some love so we can upload those pics! Also Ninjas don't forget about our Milenko500 Myspace Group as well, all kinds of crazy shit goes down there daily. You can join in on all the craziness and get to know all the Ninjas there and of course we are always in there keeping it fresh! So Ninjas thanks for everything and keep spreading the word and help us take over Myspace! Lettes keep them sexy pics coming and keep showing us that clown love. Thanks Ninjas and MCL!!!
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Richmond VA 1/04/07Boy I sure am old. Here we are a whole new year, 2007 and im almost 60! Well that dont mean im through bringing you the freshness. I have a few tricks left before i retire and raise Alpacas. For now though heres some forgotten freshness from the end of 2006. My interview with POTLUCK! Blaze up the herb and read on Subnoize juggalos!!
POTLUCK INTERVIEW 11/25/2006Potluck interview - November 25th, 2006 - Cleveland Ohio - KmK Decade of Defiance
Me- for those who don't know yet, How did you two get together?
Underrated - we met at a DJ tryout actually like 10 years ago. So, I'm from Humblodt County and he is from San Diego. He moved up to Humboldt to go to college. We went to the same DJ tryout. We were both DJ's. We met there and DJ'ed together ever since and started making beats. The we started rappin'. That's it, in a nutshell.
Me - What brought yall to Suburban Noize?
Underrated - uh a lot of marijuana.
1 Ton - Yea, we just really respected the way Suburban Noize really represented the underground, and put everything together. Like we had been grinding on the underground for like 5 years. Releasing our own CD's, doing our own stuff, touring by our self. We have known about Kottomouth Kings and Suburban Noize Records, and it just got to a point where after a long couple years of going back and forth that it just really made since. So we went on ahead and made it official you know, and now we are a part of Suburban Noize Family. We are out here working and trying to make it happen.
Me - Yall have worked with quite a few people and groups now. Who is the one person you have not worked with that you really want to?
Underrated - um.Dr. Dre. ( 1 Ton Laughs ). Yea, he got the best beats. He's got the best stuff he ever made. He is a perfectionist and I would just love to be in the studio just to see how he does everything. Cause believe me, I'm the dude making the beats and putting the mixes together and engineering everything so I would just like to see someone like him go to work like that. If we could work with him, to me, that would be like a dream come true.
Me - Who have you had the most fun working with so far?
Underrated - Tech Nine. Most defiantly Tech Nine. Just kicking it and going and doing tours and all that. Everyone is cool, don't get me wrong everyone is cool, but Tech was just the first one to put us on national and do tours and everything.
Me - This CD (Straight out of Humblodt) and the last CD both had the E-40 colab "You aint that fine". Why put it out on both CD's?
1 Ton - Everyone really liked it off the 1st CD. And when we went back and sat down and thought about it, that was everyone's favorite song off that CD. We really didn't have the means to get it out there to everyone. We didn't have major distribution. We didn't have all the tools that Suburban Noize could provide us that could get it out there. So when we sat down with Zinger, he was like, "Everyone really liked that song. I think we should re-put it on the new CD so you can get it out there. People in like New York can go to the store and buy the CD to hear the song." So we kinda did it for the fans. People who were not able to get the last CD can now get this one for the song.
Me - What did yall think about touring with Twiztid?
Underrated - That was the shit. (Shows off the Twiztid jersey he is wearing)
1 Ton - Yea, Twiztid is the shit man. Basically Tech Nine brought us into the Juggalo world about two and a half, three years ago. Especially like, with Blaze too. Monoxide and Blaze. Those two the most on that tour. We just kicked it with them. Seems like their just brothers from another mother. They do exactly what we do. Smoke hella weed and watch sports. That's all they do, and that's exactly what we did.
Underrated - That's all we did everyday.
1 Ton - Everyday. Smoke weed, watch sports and talk shit about music and different things, and go back and forth. I mean it was like, it was cool.
Me - Did Twiztid help in the writing of "Funeral"?
1 Ton - Actually that Funeral song I wrote as a solo for myself a long time ago. But I never really liked the way I was able to put it all together. I felt like it was really missing something. So then Underrated came and added something to it that we really liked, but the mix wasn't all the way that good. So we wanted to re do it for this album. But when we were touring with Twiztid it was like damn, we just felt their music and it was like a perfect combination. That was like the one song we had made from the dark side that we felt really fit the wicked shit. Then they heard it and were like, "man we got rhymes for days on this thing." And our boy Pharmacist Chris did a whole remix of the beat.
Me - Any videos in the works?
1 Ton - We actually just got through shooting "Fire". That should be up on Suburban Noize Records web site and day now.
Underrated - I thought it was up there yesterday?
1 Ton - Yea, It was supposed to be up yesterday. So make sure you check it out. Fire is cool. Me and Underrated getting all high with the devil and shit and just making it happen.
Me - Potluck in 07, what can we expect?
1 Ton - Whole bunch of touring, a mix tape, we just got through cutting a track for Twiztids new record. Twiztid, Tech Nine and Big Chris Calico.
Underrated - Beats
1 Ton - Yea beats. Beats on the Blaze record. Beats on the Twiztid record. Beats on the Big B record. Beats on the new Dirtball record. And some surprises.
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Paso Robles Ca, October 20th 2006 |
Once again, it has been too long. I should be popping in here more frequently to bring the news that you might
not hear (well, read actually) just every old place on the web. That does include non-Psychopathic
related news and info too. I hope I can still be "fam" though, tee hee. Regardless here goes:
SUICIDE GIRLS on CSI:NY
I'm what you could call a fan* of Suicide Girls. I know some of you juggalos and juggalettes are too.
Hell, some of you 'lettes might even aspire to be one of them SG's. Well some of the SG's will be on CSI:NY
this Wednesday the 18th (10pm et/pt). An 18-year-old's dream of becoming a SuicideGirl, a generation of
young women and men whose ideals about sexuality do not conform with the mainstream, ends tragically when she is brutally murdered after performing in one of their shows. Several of the long-time SuicideGirls, including founder Missy Suicide, guest star in this episode.
I'm just pissed because "long-time" SG's like Flux, Quinne or Mary will not be in the episode. Oh well. Check it out.
Windows Security Flaws
Microsoft just released ten patches that were aimed at fixing security flaws in it's Office
products (including Word, Excel and PowerPoint) and another for Internet Explorer. An unspecified
networking issue in Microsoft's patch allocation systems delayed the release of the patches.
The problem has been remedied and they are available now. The majority of the vulnerabilities -- 15 -- were
designated as critical, with six ranking as important, two moderate, and three low. The critical flaws could have allowed remote code executions on users' PCs, which may have given hackers access to machines and allowed them to control them remotely.
In August 12 patches were released to fix 23 flaws. Before that in September, Microsoft struggled to close
all the known loopholes in Internet Explorer. Why am I mentioning this? It is important to know
the vulnerablities of your computer's Operating System. If you don't have Windows set to update
automatically for whatever reason- update it now. Having your computer is exploited is not a rare as
you might think. Protect yourself ninjas and ninjettes. Also, if you are worried about vulnerablities
in Windows there are alternatives out there...oh...like...um...linux, perhaps? Just a thought.
Ironic?
In Deland, Florida a man who was jailed for urinating in a drink that was consumed by and sickened a
convenience store customer could be in trouble again, this time because he can't produce said bodily
fluid. Anthony Mesa, 22, was sentenced to six months in jail and two years of a form of house arrest
for wizzing in a bottle of Mountain Dew (random:"Mountain Dew or Crab Juice"). Anthony Mesa had plead
no contest to tampering with a consumer product. A construction worker who purchased the drink he
urinated in began vomiting after drinking the product. Herein lies the problem. He must periodically
submit his urine for drug testing. Mesa supposedly has a condition called "shy bladder" which affects
his ability to urinate in public and therefore to take the drug test. He had failed to take a court-ordered test
Sept. 19. Mesa has offered to take the test another way, including with a blood sample.
If this is not irony then I don't know what is. Well I'm out until next time. Keep it real, ya'll.
*By fan I mean: I have defiled myself many a late night to pics of nekkid gothic/punk chicks. Who are you to judge me?
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Richmond VA 10/20/06Tick tock bitches. The days are getting shorter, the nights are getting colder, and Kae is getting plumper. Only about 2 more weeks until the best day of the year is upon us. HALLOWEEN, HALLOWICKED, HALLOWEED.or what ever you want to call it. Is everyone ready to snag some unsuspecting kids candy bags?? I know I am. I am also ready for some great shows that are coming up.
ICP’s HALLOWICKED CLOWN SHOW...Is touring through the rest of the month. I will prolly be at the Oct. 24 show in Norfolk VA. Any one going to that show, keep an eye out for me. I will be in the back with the Subnoize Souljaz. The Phunk Junkeez are on the road again as well. Check out their myspace page for all the dates. www.myspace.com/phunkjunkeez . Nov 2nd is the show that I will be at taking pics and getting all boozed up. KmK is also very busy this fall. Their HALLOWEED shows start on the 27 and will run through the 31st. Then they are off to Amsterdam for the Cannabis Cup. When they come back, they will start their fall/winter tour. The Decade of Defiance tour starts on Nov 24. I will be at the Nov 25 show in Cleveland O-HI-O, so look for me there Ohio playas. For all of KMK’s dates, hit up www.kottonmouthkings.com.
Fan of Mower (www.myspace.com/mower)?? Want to maybe hit up a free show?? Well, here is your chance. Mower will be playing with Rickets (www.myspace.com/rikets) and they are giving away tickets to certain people. Hit up the banner and check it out. Or, send your info to mowertix@suburbannoizerecords.com.
Mower have announced the dates for their upcoming tour with Corporate Punishment’s Rikets. The tour will kick off Nov 9 at The Real Bar in Phoenix, AZ and will end Dec 17 at The Engine Room in Houston, TX. This tour is going to be out of hand. Mower and Rikets are both fans of each other's music and energy. We're excited to play with a band that shares our passion for insane live sets, says Mower frontman Brian Sheerin. This is going to be one of those tours that raises eyebrows and leaves people thoroughly tripped out after the show. We're all looking forward to hitting the road together. The tour comes on the heels of back to back tours supporting (hed)pe, Wicked Wisdom and Kottonmouth Kings. The band’s video for Road Rage was also spun on MTV’s Headbanger’s Ball, which was capped off by two San Diego Music Awards nominations in the Best Hard Rock and Best Hard Rock Album categories. Mower is touring in support of their recently released album Not For You (Suburban Noize Records), which was produced by ex-Snot/Soulfly guitarist Mikey Doling. Mower's new album Not For You has been receiving rave reviews from fans and critics alike. Blabbermouth.net called it, Metallically tough, groove-oriented, sometimes punky, and almost always catchy. Metal Edge Magazine said, From the two minute intensity of 'Road Rage' to the smooth cover of 'California Dreaming,’ Not For You contains something for everybody.
Don’t forget to check out all of the M500 crew on myspace. And the official M500 page www.myspace.com/milenko500 join in on all the fun.
Boogie is out if this bitch like parachute pants.
Angleton, Texas 10/20/06 Email MeM500 Movie Review of Texas Chaisaw Massacre - The Beginning
Whats up Ninjas? Well I just got back from seeing The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. Well I won't give away the movie but I must say I was very impressed. And of course if you live in Texas like I do you tend to love these movies a little bit more. I often have weird feelings about movies that go back to the beginning as I wonder why they just didn't come out with this in the first place, but it was really enjoyable. The movie starts pretty much at his birth but you really don't get alot of details on Leatherface growing up or things like that. It isn't long before the movie gets right into him starting his life of murdering people. The movie does keep you focused and entertained. If you love alot of gore and blood then you better get out to see this movie, because its wicked for sure. The killings are detailed and the camera doesn't turn away from them as some movies often do. You get a really good understanding how Leatherface's family gets involved in everything as well. So in all I'd say this movie is really worth checking out in theathers if you can go see it. In my opinion I liked the last Texas Chainsaw Massacre better then this one, but its still amazing. There was just a little less action in this one and a little more gore added then from the last movie. There were people talking about how nasty it was and even girls crying from this film. So make sure you Ninjas get out there and check it out, I think you'll like it!
October 20th, 2006 Denver, Colorado EMAIL ME
3 WORDS THAT START WITH "H" HERMAPHRODITE, HOES, And HALLOWICKEDWhut the fuck????? Did u just type in milenko500.com just to see my shit?!?1 (probably not, but hey, u might as well get to know the guy buttfucking yo momma!). Lemme start shit off by saying whuts up juggaloooes! and all that good shit u hear 12 yos In strap pants yell at u wile u loiter around record shops stealing stuff. Next off I wanna give props to Krazy JA JA JAAY!!! On his hella fucking fresh first post! That’s right faggots that was 3 letter f words in a row, that’s how u know its true. Well enough of the small talk its bout time for the news for that fat biscuit loving ass! That’s right Ho’s and Homo’s, Juggalos and Juggalattes. Its OCTOBER, not just any October, this year this rap dou that u might have herd of is on the road!! And already canceling tour dates, srry Kansas juggalos u get dick hahaha!!! Just kidding, you know I love my weed farming neighbors to the East. According to rumors started by a local DJ, Violent J was hospitalized for Pneumonia , but this is just speculation as far as I kno. If you have some more secret information on this Pneumonia shit I don’t care cuz this is post is doper than fuck and I aint waitin’ to put it out!!!
9 to the Dome!
Tech N9ne has released a sampler for his Everready album wich u can pirate (and im not talking about the faggoty ass 3 hour Johny depp gay joke) right HEERREE
Props to Juggalo News for wrangling that flavor. And if you live close to Detroit or just love to pay corporate oil companies like that sheep you are then go sock nock, cop, and jock the KC playa at HALLOWICKED 06 in Detroit, also feturing these 2 guys named Twiztid?? I don’t know who they are but I hear they will rip your head off, shit in your esophagus, and sow your head back on so u constantly regurgitate the Phatso’s own fecal matter!!! With there rhymes get a dictionary cuz I aint stopin’.ok I’m done.
Wraithalos Rejoice
The all mighty one sheet for the Tempest Stand-in I like to call The Wraith Remix album Has arrived, with some track listings (unless u own the first one, there are no new songs, here, just new old shit) that’s all I can really say about this, but a picture is worth 1,000 words, a naked picture of Anna Nichole Smith in the year 2002 is worth 9,000,000 words, get it? it’s a fat joke Put your wang away!!! Its not a naked pic of Smith dammit! Big ups to Faygoluvers for that pic. Peep their site for the pic.
Well thats about it my ninja’s, go Karate Chop some emo kids at Hottopic. Mad props to Krazy J on his hella fresh post, props to my nigga david, props To any body with the attention span to read my long ass rables, im a myspace whore so Add www.myspace.com/maggotbrainjuggalo to your shit, but delete Toms fruity ass.
LOVE NYQUIL , in a completely hedoro way.
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Angleton, Texas 09/30/06I'm rich Bitch!! And i'm on Milenko500
Yo whats up Juggalos and Juggalettes? My name is Jason AKA KraZy J. I am from Angleton Texas which is right below Houston. I have been down with Psychopathic Records for about 10 or 11 years now
and its been one hell of a ride. But I just wanted to let you guys know that I am officially
joining the staff here at Milenko500 which I'm excited about! Hit me up on Myspace if you'd like at
www.myspace.com/xunderground4lifex and holla at me!
I'm also running the official Milenko500 myspace page so if you havent added yourself to our friends
wtf are you waiting for!?! Click Here to peep our official Myspace profile. Remember if your a sexy
juggalette and you love having pix of yourself on the internet or if your a juggalo and you have
a sexy lette our myspace profile is constantly update with new pix of juggalettes reppin Milenko500
in the pic. If you want your pic up send it now! Click here for all the details!
Thanks Ninjas and keep it underground!Texas V-Ice Concert Review!
Wow, I must say I was not expecting the freshness that came from this show! First off me and my homie showed up at the Scout Bar in Clear Lake Texas where the show was being held a little before the doors opened at 8:00 pm. There was already people there waiting, one dude saying he had been there since 4:00pm. So we get in the club and since no live bands were playing for 2 more hours we just hit the bar and had some drinks. Then when it was time for the music to
get started the first opening band was called Lonestar Pornstar. And I'll tell you what Ninjas,
those boys were amazing! They were a classic mix of rap and rock and they put on a great show.
I even picked up their new album called Protection. If you get a chance look them up, they are
from south east Texas and they really know what they are doing. The next band to open was called
Faceplant and they are also from south east Texas. I thought they were good as well, but to me not
as good as the first band to open up. But they were also a great mix of rap and rock with alot of
comedy thrown in their music and their performance. After Faceplant it was time for Vanilla Ice,
Ninjas all over were hyped up and ready for him to hit the stage. And man when the curtain dropped
the stage set up was awesome. Hanging right in the middle of the stage was a huge wicked lookin' clown.
Ninja Rap like a muhfucker!
There was also more wicked lookin' figures up on the stage. Then Vanilla Ice came out and just ripped the heads right off of people. He busted out song after song just keeping the crowd pumped up. About the middle of the set he sang his most famous Ice Ice Baby and the crowd went wild. Threw out the show he gave mad props to Juggalos and Ninjas! He had the whole place shouting Family over and over again. You could tell those people who had no idea Ice was down with the clown...haha! He even had his hatchetman hanging from his neck and held it up and told everybody that it was all about Family and Juggalos! Towards the last few songs he had lots of fine ladies hit the stage with him. Girls were dancing all up on each other, taking of their clothes, and just getting down. It was so fresh Ninjas you just could not believe your own eyes. The ladies stayed up on stage dancing until the end of the show and man all I can say is wow! He even sang a little bit of the Hank Williams Jr. song Family Tradition which was off the hook. He also covered the Cypress Hill song Hits From The Bong. And peep this freshness I got for you Ninjas, Vanilla Ice had this to say. He is coming out with a new CD in December with none other than the INSANE CLOWN POSSE! And guess what else Ninjas? Mike E. Clark himself is producing the whole album so you know its going to be phat as hell. So keep those eyes peeled for that to be coming your way sometime in December. Also Ice will be hitting up some of the Hallowicked shows and he was pushing for Ninjas to make sure they go rep the clown love. Not sure what shows he will appear at so it may just be a suprise to you all. And guess what else, he will be at the upcoming Gathering Of The Juggalos in 2007! Thats right, he is already on the bill for that! The after party was just as fresh in the Red Velvet Room with the DJ spinning music and all the ladies still dancing around.
I got some "Gash" and Weed but not in that order
I didn't get to catch up with Ice like I wanted as he had some fine Lettes, Jagermeister, and looking to get high; so I don't blame him at all. I talked to a few Juggalos there who knew about Milenko500 which was sweet and they gave their props to what goes on here! Oh and I'm sorry that I have no pictures for you Ninjas as the club told me when I called that cameras were not going to be aloud inside. But guess what I saw when I got inside? Yep cameras everywhere, so I was pissed off about that because I really wanted to give you guys some fresh pics. But since they told me no I believed them and could not risk trying to take in a digital camera, sorry guys! So over all it was amazing to say the least, I had an awesome time! If you get the chance to catch him live do not pass it up, because he is bringing all the Juggalos the freshness for sure and he has much love for all Juggalos and Juggalettes out there. So support him and stick behind him because he is going to be bringing you that wicked shit! Thanks for reading Ninjas and keep it underground!
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Richmond VA 09/14/06POTLUCK ALBUM REVIEW
Grab some rolling papers and a bag of that Humboldt and get ready for the newest members of the Subnoize Tribe; Underrated and 1-ton. Aka.POTLUCK. This Tuesday, September 19th, marks the date that "Straight Outta Humboldt" hits the shelves. A 21 track weed smokers dream. Not only are they ripping on all of these tracks, they also have some
of hip-hops and the undergrounds heaviest hitters. The Luniz spit with them on "MARY JANE". "WHAT WE ARE" features
the fastest rapper around - Tech N9ne and Big Krizz Kaliko. Kottonmouth's own Richter and Daddy X roll some verses
on "ROLL BIG". "REVOLUTION" has the styling's of Chali 2na of Jurassic 5. And Psychopathic's own Twiztid makes
an appearance on the bonus track "FUNERAL". Hell, even Kevin Zinger has a small bit on this cd. You will have
to pick this one up to find out why the boys got in some trouble.Sit back and fire up a fat blunt with tracks
like; "MARY JANE", "MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND", "MY LIFE", "DOING ALRIGHT", "LOVE ME", "ONE DAY",
"OUR HISTORY" AND "FUNERAL".These mellow tracks all have banging beats, but are all on here just to make you kick back and relax. Some of you old school rockers may even recognize the guitar track on ONE DAY. And FUNERAL will really make you think, so don't skip that one at all.You want bass that will have your trunk blowing open??? Well, they got that to. Songs like "DANK ALUMNI", "WHAT WE ARE" and "ROLL BIG" will have all your windows vibrating. There seems to be all styles of hip-hop on this cd. "ROCK THE WORLD" shows you that they will play anything, anywhere and anytime. "GET HIGH" is just that. These boys smoke big time and aint scarred to say so. "FIRE" is the track that they are promoting on myspace.com/potluck right now. Can you spit fast? Got some phat beats?? Then you may have some FIRE there. The boys even bring back a track from their last cd. "U AINT THAT FINE" featuring E-40 and Bosko. You know how some of them groupie chicks look. Believe me..some of you aint that fine. I guarantee that there is not a single track on this cd that you will skip. So head to your local cd spot, pick this one up and give Potluck some props, cause they deserve every bit of it.
THE DIRTBALL ALBUM REVIEW
As the story has it, somewhere up in the woods in Oregon the legend of the Raptillion lives. Some say you can hear screams under water or even poetry coming from somewhere deep in the woods late at night. That may or not be true, but I know that the 2nd full length cd from THE DIRTBALL is not a legend. RAPTILLION hits the streets on September 19th. 18 tracks of what has made this Subnoize Soulja famous in the underground circles. Nothing but hard hitting raps and beats. The video for MY SHOW is already making waves on youtube and myspace. NO RULES means just that. Do what you want. Dirtball can't have a cd with out sharing some spots with close friends. HATE BAIT features Chucky "Don't Give A Fuck" Chuck. Daddy X helps out on BATTER SWING and SAME OL' STORY, and the biggest man in Subnoize; Big B keeps it flowing on HUSTLER SUPREME. DBall has a style all his own, and you can defiantly hear it on tracks like JUST ME, WE BANGIN' and LIFESTYLES. You wanna hit up the club and bounce? Well tracks like ROCK ROLL, and BOUNCIN' will keep you doing just that. Wanna slow it down a bit and just chill?? Then check out NO ONE LEFT, GOT LOVE and EVERYDAY. SELF-MADE is a "fire" track. Dirt doing what he does best..spittin' as fast as he wants and keeping it fresh. And PROJECT UPWORDZ tells you just how it is. Dirt is gonna keep doing what he does and aint gonna quit. Another Subnoize production that you will want to add to your collection, Raptillion (in my opinion) is just as good as his 1st Subnoize release. Cop this one people, you wont wanna miss it. Also catch Dirt and the rest of the Subnoize Souljaz on ICP's Hallowicked tour this October. Haunting a town near you.
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September 10th 2006 Hollywood, CA EMAIL ME |
Hallowicked Anyone?
The fucks up ninjaz? Southern Cali juggalos i hope you've gotten your Hallowicked Tickets for the Long Beach show at the Vault350 October
13th. The
entire M500 posse will be there gettin our drink on and listen to ICP throw down the wicked shit LIVE. Now i keep
telling ninjaz, if you've never seen HALLOWICKED live, you owe it to yourself to check it out. I have favorite tours
ive been to and what not but no joke when ICP takes the stage for Hallowicked its a WHOLE new level of freshness. And im
not talking Summers Eve freshness, im talking about EVERY single song you've ever wanted to see peformed live and then some.
You think i'm bullshitting? Well you'll have to find out for yourselves u fuckin bitches (FAM) haha.TOOL Concert Review
Before you read this review i suggest you download the song "Schism" and listen to it whilst you read.
Anyway this past Friday night i and my lovely gf Sarah hitup the Staples Center here in Los Angeles for a DEVASTAING concert by the band legendary TOOL. Im not lying when I say i still cant hear correctly. Those guys put on a fuckin hell of a show! We got there just after the first opening band finished. Rumor has it they sucked anyway. But the next band on the stage was actually pretty good. I didnt feel the need to buy a $10 beer just to throw it at them in disgust so that was a plus. The band was called Isis. Not much going on vocally but they rocked pretty hard and the crowd was feelin them.
We had perfect seats right on the floor and right in the center. After ISIS left the stage there was maybe a 15 min
wait before Tool came on. The place was fuckin packed and no sooner did the lights go out the place went nuts. They
came on and Maynard was sporting his cowboy hookup. Unfortunately no cameras were allowed inside so i had to ghetto
it up with everyone else and use my cheap celly camera to take pics. They started playin a slow mellow intro right before
Maynard annnounced "Ok the VIP's are all here now so i guess we can start the show, fuckin LA" and they kicked right into
a fuckin hardcore version of Schism.I'd never seen TOOL live before and neither had Sarah but we were both fuckin floored
by how good they were live. Later on in their set they used Matrix style laser beams that shot out at the crowd, no doubt
to trip out all the stoners in attendance. Most of which were in our area blazing like there was no tomorrow. Maynard was in
top form doing most of the hits from Undertow, Lateralus, and their latest 10,000 Days. It was the shit and i highly recommend
seeing them live on their tour if you get a chance. They're one of those bands thats been around forever and each album
only gets better than the last.
September 9th, 2006 Denver, Colorado EMAIL ME
Followup to Washington AttacksWhat up Juggalos, Juggalettes, Johns, ho’s and anybody reading this shit, I’m back with a follow up on those muggins in Seattle area parks, I just Recently read that the last of the 7 juggalos have been arrested, Patrick Valenzuela, 19, and Ryder Fox Dowling, 16. These two little Bitchs will be charged as Adults, I’m sure I speak for most Juggalos when I say don’t drop the soap. These were the Same fucktards who said they were juggalos as they robbed Chump change and car keys, but theres a little bit more to This than just that. Dowling was also previously convicted On weapon charges at the Tocoma mall, then he told police A juggalo (again!!!!), what a fucking dumbass. So there you have it Folks I wonder if their gonna yell JUGGALO wile Some 300 pound sex offender rides there ass?
New HatchetGear and Shaggy’s Customs
As most of you know, Hatchet gear was down for a little wile, And in its place was a countdown, after the countdown there was A brand new HG layout filed with new items and for some reason 5 sentence biographies that no one will read. First there’s the return Of the Violent Wear shirts with a shirt for every day of the week ( Except for the only good days of the week a.k.a. Saturday and Sunday). They even come with a comic stitchs in for your Pupal pleasure, but if u want to dish out 30$ a shirt then by all means buy it. Now for the swag everybody has been curious about SHAGGYS CUSTOMS, shaggy revamped all 6 of the Jokers Cards, some more than others. Heres a link.
Blaze/ ROC in-store in the 303
In my home town of Denver Colorado Blaze and friends will be at a BB-Q at the locally famous PRIMO’S tire store/ kerosene/Juggalo hangout So if you’re a 303 local like me your probably gonna be there
Peep the Potluck flavor above bitches!
That’s it for my skinny fat ass.Peace out nerds and juggalos
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August 26th 2006 Hollywood, CA EMAIL ME |
Back Yard Pimps Blowing up Southern Cali With BLAZE!Whats up you lazy fucks!? Clown E back on the freshest juggalo website on any planet, even that bitch ass dwarf planet Pluto that just got demoted. Haha *Points and laughs at Pluto* Anyway its been a while since ive been on here and i had some fresh mind fucking news to drop about the M500's good friends the Back Yard Pimps. Now these guys are the epitome of hard workers, i mean the amount of herb they smoke i swear it must be shipped in to the Pimp camp by the truck load! But besides their "habit" they're also a band! I've seen these guys grow more popular over the years and their talent just keeps getting better with each show. Dont get it twisted these guys are ninjas jes like you and ur uncle that molests you, so you'll see them often times sportin the hatchet and showin their clown love. Kae-lo ya E3 juggalo has been puttin it down for these guys for a while now and bookin shows and club dates ALL over Southern Cali, even in his own backyard! Which hes still grounded for by mom & dad. Shame on you kae! WTF but now these guys are going to open up for none other than BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE on his Tombstone Terror Tour, coming to SoCal on August 30th. Click the picture to the right for BYP's official MYSPACE PAGE, and get familiar with the whole FAM. There you'll find such gems of the internet like tour dates, special ticket prices for BYP fans only, music videos so you can see just how BYP throws it down LIVE, and even Erv Da Pervs secret stash of underage girls pornography. Just kidding juggalos, its not really secret. Well thats it for now juggalos. The M500 crew will be at the BLAZE show so hit us up if you see us there. We'll be at the bar flossin and glistening for the Dark Carnival!
Make sure you keep your browsers locked on the Milenko500 website for Boogie's upcoming movie review of Talledega Nights and dont forget to hitup and join our ever growning M500 Myspace group and vote for us on the Top 100 Psychopathic Sites and show your "clown love". Until next time, remember "the shocker" is a privelage not a right. MMFCL BITCHES! Keep it dead and rotting!
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Richmond VA 08/22/06BACK FROM THE DEAD
Look who has found his way back to the ol' update arena. Your friendly neighborhood Boogie! So much shit has gone down since my last real update, I don't know where to start. I will start off by bowing my head for Xanax.
Peace brotha. We know you are in good hands now
and keeping that all
watching eye on all of us. I also want to welcome
NyQuiL to the site. Keep
up the good work my friend.BUSY SUMMER FOR SUBNOIZE
And I mean busy. KmK dropped their 8th full length "Koast II Koast" back on 6-6. Same date that new team members (hed) p.e. released their 1st cd on the label. OPM, Authority Zero, and Mower all put out new cd's. New subnoize artists - Potluck - hit the stage on the FTFO tour with Shaggy 2 Dope, and the Subnoize Souljaz shared the stage with Twiztid. Like I said; Busy!! New Cd's coming out from Dirtball - 09/19, Subnoize Souljaz (featuring Twiztid) - 08/29, Potluck - 09/19, and Big B's new Random Stuff DVD out on 10/10. After the Koast II Koast tour ends, (hed) p.e., OPM and Weapons will be heading over to the UK for a 23 stop tour. And to top it all off.......Kottonmouth will be back in Amsterdam on November 19 - 23 for the 19th HIGH TIMES CANNABIS CUP. Good Luck Kings.
NOT ONLY FOR REDNECKS OR KLAN MEMBERS
It seems that our boy Jugalinko broke down and watched NASCAR a few weekends ago. And yall rag on me for watching it. Seems he had a full batch of Pina Coladas and a glass top coffee table all ready for the event. But he blames me for one of the drivers screwing up and coming into to pits to early. Oh well, I get blamed for everything else so why not take the blame for this as well. I am sorry Jugalinko, I will try not to let it happen again. I have been given the task of going to the movies and reviewing Talladega Nights, so I will be doing that soon. Keep your eyes out for that review.
That's it for me. Don't forget to check out the Back Yard Pimps opening up for Blaze in LA. And head over to the M500 group on myspace, and vote for us on the 100 top psychopathic websites. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR US!!!
Peace and chicken grease.........Boogie is sliding out. PS. anyone seen Kae-lo? M500's own fatty plumper?
August 13th, 2006 Denver Colorado Reppin EMAIL ME
Just a Quick update for Dat AssWhat the fuck is up juggalos and bitchs, I’ve got a few quick headlines for your Lobes, Including but not limited to, NEW FUCKING SV CD!!! And diamond cutz 2 is out If you wanna pay 12 dollars. But yes, Acidrap.com released the equivalent of a Forgotten Freshness CD But for Soopa Villianz, its filled with all kinds of songs left off the first SV Album and it does have verses from 2 Dope and J plus new Esham and Lavel tracks, and yes Slow your Roll, the fag song unedited. But there is 1 catch Esham plugs the holy hell! Out of Acidrap.com so if u wanna hear Esham and his shitty echo sounds effects at the beginning of every song download it cuz its free bitch!! But even if u don’t wanna hear Eshams plugs still get it, it’s a fucking must have. Click here for tha flavor
Also 2 new Murderdog interviews up for that bitch ass! Esham explains some PSY shit and then theres a generic Twiztid interview
The Twiztid interview- Click Here
And The Mack of the Wicked shit Esham - Click Here
And to rap shit up Mastamind has an upcoming show (he was in NATAS For all you Wraithalos out there) Heres the poster
Subnoize and Twiztid Flavor! Ya you Heard Right..
Click below For All the Info!
Well im outie, Peace Juggalos
July 29th, 2006 Denver Colorado Reppin EMAIL ME
Urine, Feces, and other such FilthSup ninjas I got some news for your simple ass domes in this bitch First off, if ur a Juggalo u know well that theres a good percentage of ninjas that are determined for some fucking reason to make us all look bad as a whole. well latly in Washington theres been a group of apperently 2 of the whackest juggalo stereotypes put into 1 downsyndromed form, juggagoth wannaB gangbabngers have been going around muggin, beating the shit outa people and saying there gonna cut there heads off with machettes and shit wile there dumb enough to yell, "JUGGALO'S..WOOT WOOT!!!". Ok if any 1 reading this wants to go rob people first off, dont let people kno that u Listing to any psychopathic music cuz that dumb shit narrows the cops search from hundreds of real gangmembers to u and like 5 other people
in that specific hood, Second why the hell a machette????? if u wanna pretend like ur some juggalo
hardass then y not use an Axe or a 44.??? but seriously we can all agree that pussies like that
make us all look like a bunch of chumps so any of u little suburb drewling rich boys that mug
old ladies and little kids and other random people, come to Denver come to my fucking neighborhood
with that shit and get shot.OK I know there has been a Nuclear Holocaust of gathering news but I have to talk about it a little bit atleast, First off if u didnt get to hear the ICP and Twiztid seminar's then ur lazy ass is in luck, u can download that shit off faygoluvers
ICP Seminar
Twiztid Seminar
And u can hear the rest cuz u probably dont want me telling u word for word. Also i heard that some poor ho got raped, I wonder if the dude who did it hangs with those fags from Lakewood Washington? also to close this bitch off like the gash in monoxides mouth from his tooth infection or what the fuck ever is wrong with him heres a concert poster from the 1 and only hatchet warrior pimp ABK!!!
R.I.P ADAM AKA XANAX THE CLOWN, PEACE TO HIS WHOLE FAMILY
In lieu of flowers, a memorial fund has been established for Adam's daughter, Arianna, at the Summit Credit Union, PO Box 22739, Billings, MT 59104.
(Adam's last update for Milenko500.com on October 21st 2003)
PoundMyPooper, MT. Oct. 21st, 2003
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Holy shit, what the fuck is up juggalo family?
Xanax back
on this bitch after months and months.
Speculation with m500
had it that i was in jail for this girl i got
with, but i swear
on my life the girl said she was 17, and i'm only
18
(if you subtract 6 years off my life). And shit
anyway
I've done so much drugs and smoked so many damn
cigarettes
that i've easily knocked off 6 years of my life,
so I'm pleading
not guilty to that one. Truth be had though I've
been dealing
with a serious drug problem, and am currently in
the middle
of my 3rd rehab this year. Instead of pound my
pooper, Montana
i'm in Rapid Shitty, South Dakota staying at my
moms house. Now
if you think that pound my pooper montana was
bad, this place
is even worse... I went to a hip hop show the
other night,
and it was in a fucking rodeo arena, the floor
was all dirt
and there was piles of horse shit all over, talk
about whack. Anyway
back to the rehab thing; I got caught up really
bad with
shooting up morphine (dillaudid, and oxycontin)
not to mention
heroin. All I gotta say is that if you ever
think about
getting into that shit email me, and i'll tell
you what its
like to go through some serious withdrawals,
Uncle Howie style.I was in the emergency room last thursday, thats how sick i was. Luckily Kae Lo was at the same hospital for a herpes check, and he finally found me after being m.i.a. I have been clean for a weak now with the exception of all the drugs they got me on. They got me on some good ol xanax, some zoloft, and some zaprox or some shit that is for anti-psychotic shit. If there are any juggalos out there having problems like that shit email my ass, cause I can relate like a muthafacko. Anyway this is just my welcome home update here at m500 after months of not updating, so Instead of getting into a bunch of news i figured i would just let yall know why i've been gone. I gotta say thanks to all my homies at m500 who worry about me, and are very supportive about me getting clean, and even more thanks for not booting my junkie ass off the site! Props to Kae Lo for joining the m500 family, he's always been a m500 family member anyway, just not updating and actually doing something for the site, unlike my lazy junkie ass. Before I go I gotta remind yall about the new necro album jugalinko just updated about...He ain't lying Necro's new album is off the fucking hook, I fully recomend that all horror core fans pick it up. I really like the songs: DopeSick, and Reign in Blood, PICK THAT SHIT UP AND SUPPORT UNDERGROUND HORRORCORE!! Well thats about it for this update, I'm gonna be doing news updates and shit as much as possible from here out so yall be seeing me. MCL -XanAx-The KING of Detox.
 July 14th, 2006 T-Town, CA EMAIL Myspace |
the wrestling. I was standing right next to this random juggalo Adam. We met up and started talking about icp and then found out he had the top notch green bud. He was very giving and all about having a great time. We then cruzed up to his room and kicked back had somedrinks with him and his best friend TIM. We then spent the rest of the time as a crew mobing around the gathering.
After that we kept in great touch on the phone and email and met up again at the next few gatherings. He was a great person, always about other people and should have been about himself a lil more. Later on hew flew from across the country to hang out with me and the m500 crew. We all went to the ICP show on the sunset strip, all 5 of us were dressed in full head to toe velour fubu sets. That was the day i knew something was going on with him. He was doing really really bad. He later admited he was doing so bad because he was coming down from herion and was having problems with drugs.
I would always try and pep talk him out of it, for years. I tried talking to him about what he can do, and how he can get away from these bad influences he has in his life. Over the years it was very up and down with him. There was a period where the down was so low, it seemed impossible for him to come back out of it. He did though, and he would constantly tell me how he was out of the drug thing then, back in. It must have been the group of people he was around in billings because that seemed to be his most down times.
Well last night when i got home from a day outing i read my email real quick. The second i saw this email saying adam anderson has died... i had a huge rush come over me of just "OH NO!" so i ran out and got SKS scott as he was leaving. He said WOW really, no way! We were just shocked. I teared up and just felt so awful for him and that the world lost so such a great person to drugs. Again. Im definitly going to miss him very much and Im very sad that he has left a daughter behind. Thats beyond devastating to lose a father at such a young age, she will be effected by this the rest of her life. I want her to know her dad was an amazing person, everyone who ever knew him loved him. We all did. Lets all learn from his mistaks and help ot