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REVIEWER: CLOWN E LOVE  Woopty Wooo!! What up juggalos. Wow its
been a good minute since we updated the Movie Reviews section. I was waiting
until someone sent in a decent review for a GOOD movie and well its been few
and far between. What with all the crap being released But i felt i had to throw in my two cents on this latest
horror flick to come out of Hollywood. Now the Exorcist is quite possibly in some critics
minds the SCARIEST  movie ever made. I tend to agree, the Exorcist was such a landmark
film that some people even today still refuse to watch it. Im a big fan of the series
too although im usually alone when it comes to praising parts 2 & 3. So for them
to attempt a prequel to the original was an excerise in film harassy. Yet somehow
they pulled it off. I cant say enough about this film. I like many others went in
with doubts expecting the worst and while there were maybe one or two scenes at BEST
that i didnt agree with....overall i was amazed at how well they pulled off this prequel.
Father Merrin returns in this one but as a younger version. This story tells of his first encounter with the beast demon that will later occupy little Reagan's body in the Exorcist. The opening sequence sets the tone for this film and its the right tone for an Exorcist movie. Real calm and unsettling for no one knows quite what to expect. Father Merrin is called upon to investigate an unearthed Church that diggers have found near a local african tribe. All hell (pun intended) proceeds to break loose. There are some really graphic scenes in this movie and GREAT visuals. I wont give away the ending but trust me you wont be disappointed. At least i wasnt. Thumbs way up on this one, cant wait for the DVD now! Go watch this one bitches!! MMFCL   "Dawn of the Dead (Remake)" REVIEWER: Arizona JuGGaLeTTe  Hey ninjaz! Ok first off anyone
who doesnt like zombies is GAY, ok not really. THis movie fucking kicks
ass. I love Sarrah Polley, im strangely attracted to off lookin canadian
chicks for sum reazon. Anyway the movie starts off with Sarrah's character
"Ana" getting attacked by a zombie girl who goes ape shit on her and her
boyfriend. The gore in the movie is the shit and they made sure there
was plenty of it. Ving Rames character was dope too. If you didnt know
this movie is part of trilogy and this is the second part. Rent the original
if you get a chance cause that one is dope too! God i love zombies! I wont
spoil the end but they way they did it...MAKE SURE YOU STICK AROUND FOR
THE CREDITS tee hee. Anyway los and lettes go see this movie or rent
it when that shit comes out on dvd. MSKL to all the ninjaz out there
and thank you clown e for letting me post this! 
"Pirates of the Carribean" REVIEWER: Eddie  Arrrrrrrrrrrrr Juggalos!! I just got done watching
"Pirates" Curse of the Black Pearl on dvd. Now i'd gone to see this movie in the theater
and i dont know why it just now dawned on me to
do a review. The movie is the shit. First off let me say if you've never been on the
ride at Disneyland then some of the parts in this movie wont make sense. And yes
this movie is 100% based on the attaraction ride at Disneyland here in Southern
California. Johnny Depp plays a pirate named Captain Jack Sparrow. His performance
alone is worth the price of this dvd. No doubt he'll get some kind of award
recognition come Oscar time. Anyway. The movie has some dope ass effects,
namely the Pirates ...who only show their true form when the moonlight hits them.
Then u can see the rotting flesh and zombies that they all are. They're cursed cuz
of some treasure they stole and the only way to lift the curse is to recover every
single gold coin they jacked from this dude way back in the day and spill some
blood on it. Now most would think Disney = Lame well this is not the case.
Theres some gruesome scenes in this movie and its way action packed. Highly
recommend smoking a little something somethin and then kicking back
and sing along....."YO HO...YO HO...A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!" MMFCL.....peace.
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