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"Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance" Reviewer :Mr. E Love GET OVER HERE!!! Yah once again ninjaz those wacky fucks at Midway came through with another dope ass fighter. Now i know this game aint exactly new...but i hadnt really played it till my "hookup" brought it over once and we skooled the fuck out of it. Now those used to the old MK forget that shit. The whole fighting system has changed and become more diverse than jes punch and kick. First off lemme set up the game. Shang Tsung and Quan Chi from MK4 are tag teaming up in this bitch kicking the shit outa Shao kahn and killing the hero Lieu Kang right from the get go. Each fighter has 4 different fighting styles...and i dont mean ..."County" and "State" gang type shit....i mean three diff martial arts style plus one weapon style with a select weapon that each character has. So basically Some of the favs are back like Scorpion and Johnny Cage but theres also some new ninjaz like Li Mei and Bo Rai Cho...a fuckin drunk who pukes for his special move...NO LIE!!!! This game kicks ass bottom line...a must for any body whos ever played ANY of the Mortal Kombats 2 3 4 5 Codes FATALITIES: Square-1 Triangle-2 "X"-3 Circle-4 Bo Rai Cho: B, B, B, D, 4 Johnny Cage: B, F, F, D, 2 Kano: F, U, U, D, 1 Kenshi: F, B, F, D, 3 Kung Lao: D, U, B, 3 Li Mei: F, F, D, F, 4 Mavado: B, B, U, U, 1 Quan Chi: B, B, F, B, 3 Scorpion: B, B, D, B, 4 Shang Tsung: U, D, U, D, 2 Sonya: B, F, F, D, 2 Sub-Zero: B, F, F, D, 3 Cyrax: F, F, U, 2 Drahmin: B, T, T, D, 3 Frost: F, B, U, D, 1 Hsu Hao: F, B, D, D, 2 Jax: D, F, F, D, 2 Kitana: D, U, F, F, 2 Nitara: U, U, F, 1 Raiden: B, F, F, F, 3 Reptile: U, U, U, F, 3 "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City" Reviewer :Mr. E Love Whut up juggalos. First off let me welcome you to the brand new (sorta) M500 Gamers page dedicated to lazy ass juggalos like myself who do nothing all day but smoke weed and play videogames. First game review is the number one game of 2002 Grand theft Auto Vice City. Now if you've played part 3 not much needs to be said cept picture part 3 but 10 times better! Its set in the 1980's and you are Tommy Vercetti.. a prick but a smart prick. Your out to conquer Vice City which is pretty much Miami in disguise. New veichles include motorcycles which are fuckin fun as hell to ride and can easily get you around the city. Of course new weapons too like the chainsaw (you heard me right) and the various assortments of shotguns, handguns, and even a katana blade for all you REAL NINJAS out there. Codes Armor Cheat To get body armor in an instant, press these buttons during gameplay: R1, R2, L1, X, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP. Health Cheat To get instant health, enter this code during gameplay: R1, R2, L1, CIRCLE, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP. Weapons Cheat During gameplay, press the following for a smattering of weapons: R2, R2, R1, R2, L1, R2, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT DOWN, RIGHT, UP. This will give you one weapon in every weapon class, including a flamethrower and Uzi. Mmmm.... carnage. "Metroid Prime" Reviewer :DrNknNinJaMster Juggalos this games str8 the fuck up the shit! If you remember the old skool nintendo game then you know its all about Samus the fine ass bitch. This games in 3d view buts its still the shit. The fuckin graphix are madd ill and the gameplay is the shit. this game will take you at LEAST 40 hours to finish..shit thats more than half the time i spend masturbating anyway so its nice to know i got something to do in between. Codes Play Original NES Metroid on GameCube via Link Cable To make this work, you will need a copy of Metroid Fusion for GBA and a copy of Metroid Prime for GCN. Once you have beaten Metroid Fusion, connect the GBA (with the Fusion cartrdige in it) to the Cube via the Game Boy Advance link cable. You will now be able to play NES Metroid... and save on the Cube Memory Card. "Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4" Reviewer :Fatboywannabeslim yo, i seriously recomend yall check out this game. tony hawk 4, too me is by far the best one in the series. it brings more levels to the series. more tricks. more characters. all that good shit. i personally have not beaten the whole game with all the characters. but when you do it open ups a mysetry level, not sure what. i recomend you play as bam margera. he has some of the freshest specials in the game. the levels are increasingly harder by the way. so if you use create a skater, i recomend you beat some missions with a bare character, then raise the stats a bit. all around i give it a 4 out of 5 hard nipples. Codes homielist-(unlocks jango fet, mike valley, eddy the zombie) peepshow-(unlocks moon gravity, meaning you fly higher then usual) bigcheat-(this is rumored to unlock all cheats, hasnt worked for me) you can go to the shop and buy cheats as you earn more money. "Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon" Reviewer :SkitzofraniK This Game Ghost Reacon for ps2 it is the fuckin shiznit if u like war type games. TO explain it itll make it more clear. Aight its like year 2008 or sum shit like that an ur fighting a war with russia an Ghost Reacon is like a kick ass army team (like the seals etc.) an theirs a alpha an bravo team each team has 3 people on it thier are different type on men AND women u can choose thiers a sniper demolition rilfemen and support i prefer demlition kuz blowing shit up is fuckin off the hook BUT u can also change what person u are by hittin the left or right buttons on the control pad thing so most the time ima demolition/sniper kuz i roll like that heh heh yea any way bottom line game fuckin rocks im out .Much Clown Love. Codes God Mode- Pause the game and press L1, R2, L2, R1, SELECT. This only applies to the character that you have selected; your other teammates can be killed. "Oni" Reviewer :Fatboywannabeslim ok, this game is unfortunately one of my least favorites. but i feel the need to bash it in a review anyway. oni is about a "secret agent" female, that works for the goverment. the whole point of the game is to try and shut down an evil corporation bent on world domination. fucking corny as hell. the controls are rough and hard to work with. i was personally disappointed when i played this because it was created by rockstar (gta3 and vice city). maybe i looked for it to be a better game cuz it was done by rockstar. fuckin, this only gets a 1 out of 5 hard nipples Codes Unlimited Health During gameplay you can press the select button and then highlight the HELP button. Now enter: L2, L1, L2, SQUARE, CIRCLE SQUARE, R3, L3, R3, CIRCLE. You'll hear a sound if you entered the code correctly Instant Level Completion During gameplay you can press the select button and then highlight the HELP button. Now enter: L2,L1,L2,Square,Cricle,Square,L3,R3,L2,L1 "Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2003" Reviewer :Jugalinko What the fuck! GOLF! who the fuck plays golf!? Oh ya i do, all the time, but when its winter out Golf is stale. I dont golf when its rainy or not perfectly hot and sunny, like it is most of the time in california. But leme tell you, when you and your golfin buddis can go golfin cause of weather, invite them over for Tiger Woods GOlf on PS2. Just like real golf, tiger woods gold allowes you to do some Classic Golfing activities. Such as, extremly heavy drinking and consumption of alchol and or beer, exesive green bud smoking on the course, yelling at your friends when they fuck up real bad, and getting kicked off the course ( ie: when i kick em out my house for actin a fool). Some key features to the tiger woods golf on PS2 and in real life is having the proper equipemnt, or else it slows the game down and makes it no fun. I play on a 57 inch tv screen (optional), i also have a 4 player adapter so everyone can have a controler, other wise you have to keep passing the same controler back and forth to your homies, and we all know that its hard enough to pass the jay when your playing but to have to pass the controler and the jay is Tiger Woods NO NO. Get the job done and start out right. This game is mad realistick and playing courses like TPC at Sawgrass and pebble beach makes this game exciting all the time. Unlocking more courses as you get better and play more is key, you also unlock new players too. Codes for these two things are avalible. I myself dont play by myself as its not fair to my golfin buddies for me to practice while they cant ( IE: they dont got PS2) so i keep it real. ( lyin like a mah faker, i play by myself all the time to whoop there fuckin ass'es ). With the sound track by Nelly this game has some cool music too. I give this a 9 spirts out of 10. Codes All golfers: Go to the options screen, select "Cheat Codes" and enter ALLTW3 as a code. All courses: Go to the options screen, select "Cheat Codes" and enter 14COURSES as a code. Super Tiger Woods: Go to the options screen, select "Cheat Codes" and enter SUNDAY as a code.