1 30 02 Ocean Cali Email Donn Dymond
WHAT UP JUGGALO"S?! (Be sure to Peep D6AD B6DY L6VER's and Mike Hodge's Updates below) this is DONN DYMOND makeing his first apperence here on M500
WHY AM I DONN DYMOND? well when i was on the tour buss with ICP, They were playing
us songs, well one song was so new i didnt know if it was on the 6th, so i asked
"IS THIS FROM THE 6th CARD" and Joe Bruce himself
yelled at me saying
" I WOULDNT PLAY SHIT FROM THE 6TH CARD, YOUR MIND COULDN"T HANDLE IT!!"
he was right SOFTCOREMIKE
is temporarly in hideing, silently reflecting and prepareing his mind
for the 6th jokers card.
So now DONN DYMOND is loose. DONN DYMOND BLINGS FOR THE DARK CARNIVAL,
DONN DYMOND's got so much CASH
it's a fire hazard!! Don DYMOND sends Mr T his old
jewlery for x-mas, and MR.T eats DONN DYMOND cereal
(there's platinum in every box). DONN DYMOND doesn't perpatrate, he penetrates.
he can pass MD 20/20 off as hennesy and dodge giant child support payments in a single bound.
neil diamond and lou diamond phillips jock his name. fuck platnumbe he has a uranium card in his wallet.
Think he's lieing? It's always 20 degree's colder around him cuz of all that ice.
Question and Answer with Donn Dymond
#1. Why are you known as Don.
I'm called the don cuz i'm the flossinest ninja in the western hemisphere.
cuz i ball from the break of dawn, as soon as there sunlight to make me twinkle
i'm ready to shine.
#2. Who the Fuck do you think you are?
What r u givein me attitude? i'ma put my rings on and give the the most expensive ass beatin
in history!!
#3. Are you realy as rich as you look?
If a watch costs less than $40,000 it juss don't look right on me. ok well for real i've
never seen more than $80 at time in my life, in my life!!!. if i really wore $100,000 worth of jewlery i'd
get robbed before i left my house ( my family is shysty). So i ball welfare style
with billion doller shine real cheap from the M500 store.
#4. What is that funky smell?
Oh that;s my colonge, it's called "bitch come runnin" works better than capri sun with ruffies
for gettin the hot young juggalettes.
#5. How come when i floss I get clean teath, but when you floss you get people staring at your wrist?
i think that's cuz you got health insurence and a mom who taught you the value of
livein right,my dad died of a venerial disease when i was a kid and my mom would
juss filled my thermos with peppermint shnapps and kicked my ass out
to school, so from a young age i knew i wasn;t gonna get any nedden with manners or hygene.
so i rely on fake jewlery, alcohol and a lot of luck to get laid.
#7. Who gets more pussy? Donn Dymond or SoFtCoReMiKe?
That remains to be seen, mike set a high standard and
i'm the new guy but i'm willing to payfor it.
#8. What the fuck is your problem?
i need diamonds, a gold benz, a velvet pimp siut, and phat crib,
so far i got fake ice, a civic, some pubu bike shorts, and a 2 man tent, i'm almost there but i'm
lookin to move up in the game so that's my problem help a ninja out. i've bin tryin to sell out
for years but nobodys buyin. but when i do make it large i'm throwing the gathering of the century
, i'm talkin hot tubs, boxes of wine and special guests(gerardo and the junk yard dog are on the top of the list)
so sent any donations to THE DONN DYMOND FUND
c\o milenko500
1012 pacific st,
san luis obispo,
ca 93401
#9. Who Balls and blings more than Donn Dymond?
the only one i can think of is jesus, when ppl have near death expiriesces the light they see is juss
gods iced out medallion. other than that nobody else liveing can glisten like this
#10. What Preciouse Mineral is used to make you shine and glisen so much?
I got it from a metor
that i guess fell from the moon i like to call it plat-numb, but nobody knows for sure,
if you melt down 10 or 12 boxes
of total cereal it should have enuff minerals to keep you blingin for months.
(ok to be honest its glass)
ok im out this bitch to ball outa control with my foe ice.
P.S. I only chew dentine ice gum, and only drink bud ice, thats how hard i ball. (p.p.s. all of the Donn Dymond pics in this update can be clicked on
for a bigger picture.)
it's a fire hazard!! Don DYMOND sends Mr T his old
jewlery for x-mas, and MR.T eats DONN DYMOND cereal
(there's platinum in every box). DONN DYMOND doesn't perpatrate, he penetrates.
he can pass MD 20/20 off as hennesy and dodge giant child support payments in a single bound.
neil diamond and lou diamond phillips jock his name. fuck platnumbe he has a uranium card in his wallet.
Think he's lieing? It's always 20 degree's colder around him cuz of all that ice.
i think that's cuz you got health insurence and a mom who taught you the value of
livein right,my dad died of a venerial disease when i was a kid and my mom would
juss filled my thermos with peppermint shnapps and kicked my ass out
to school, so from a young age i knew i wasn;t gonna get any nedden with manners or hygene.
so i rely on fake jewlery, alcohol and a lot of luck to get laid.