This months lucky winner gets the socks!!

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CHOKOS Q and A below REALY CHOKO

Added Sunday 7-30-00 your F A Q's First of all, a hundred emails in 2 days is fresh as hell, thanks everybody for checking in and all the nice comments. I'm wore out from replying to them all, but I finally got a minute so here: 1. I dont know the guys in ICP , I met VJ and Shaggy when I got autographs two times, and they were sweet to include me in so much of their stuff. At one Xmas party VJ invited me up on stage while they performed, to just dance around - by name !!! I was so knocked out!!! The next year VJ came up to me and gave me a hug and said "it's nice to see you' and when I got autographs last time VJ turned to me and said 'hey, we LOVE you" and that was the shit. I never got back stage yet or tried to either, not very hard anyway. PLEASE DONT ASK ME ANY MORE ABOUT THEIR PERSONAL LIFE CUZ UP TO NOW I GOT NO IDEA. DONT KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THEY LIVE OR IF SHAGS IS ACTUALLY MARRIED, NOTHING LIKE THAT. I DONT KNOW SHIT !!!!!!!! 2. OBVIOUS FROM THE ABOVE THAT I NEVER GOT MY HANDS ON JOE BRUCE NAKED EITHER. YET . IF I DID HE PROB WOULD HAVE WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT CUZ I AM JUST THAT HELLA GOOD BABY. NO REALLY I NEVER DID, BUT WHEN THAT CHANGES I AINT SAYING SHIT ABOUT IT TO NOBODY. I'LL BE LIKE 'I WISH' JUST LIKE NOW - SO YOU STILL CANT GUESS CAN YOU? IT S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. I GET HIM IN THE NEXT WORLD, THATS BETTER ANYWAY. (BUT J HONEY, YOU KNOW WHERE I AM JUST IN CASE. HEY!!! ) 3. AND THEY DONT CALL AND WE DONT TALK - YET !!!!! 4. DONT KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE LIKE WHEN THE NEXT CARD OR OTHER ALBUMS WILL BE OUT OR ANYTHING. I'LL TRY TO PUT HOTLINE INFO IN HERE, I CALL MOST WEEKDAYS, BUT ONLY IF ITS REALLY NEWS, AND YOU PROB KNOW BETTER PLACES TO GET THAT INFO. 5. WHAT KIND OF ICP/TWIZTID SHIT DO I GOT? NOT MUCH, BUT ILL LIST THAT LATER DOWN ON THIS PAGE. 6. HOW OLD IS MY KID ETC.... I ONLY GOT ONE KID, ALL I COULD AFFORD. SHE IS 21 AND CUTE AND HAS A BOYFRIEND WHO IS VERY COOL AND THEY ARE HAPPY. SHE IS THE ONE WHO TURNED ME ON TO ICP WHEN SHE WAS IN 10TH GRADE. MORE ABOUT HOW I GOT INTO THIS FOLLOWS BELOW. SHE IS STILL DOWN BUT RARELY GOES TO SHOWS W ME CUZ I AM CHOKO, NOT MOM, AT THE SHOW AND VERY LIKELY TO EMBARASS HER. THAT'S OKAY, SHE'S STILL DOWN. BUT HEY, IF IT WAS YOUR MOM, YOU'D HAVE THE RIGHT TO AT LEAST BE A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE I THINK. BUT SHE DOES THINK IT'S COOL TOO. 7. YEAH I AM THE CHOKO OF THE SHOCKUMENTARY. I HAVE BEEN ACHING TO JOIN Y'ALL ON THE NET SINCE I KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. BUT PLEASE !!!! I AM GOING TO BE AROUND FOR FOREVER SO IF YOU DONT HAVE TO RUSH TO CONTACT ME, PLZ CHILL A LITTLE. I LOVE YOU BUT I GOT SO SWAMPED WITH GREETINGS !!!!! GET IN TOUCH BUT NOT RIGHT AWAY IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND, OR AT LEAST EXPECT TO WAIT A DAY OR TWO FOR REPLY. STILL NEED TO GET FAMILIAR WITH THIS SHIT, AND GET TECNO ASSISTANCE FROM FRIENDS WHO KNOW A LOT MORE THAN ME ABOUT HOW TO BEEF UP A WEBPG ETC...... 8. MY SHIRT I WORE IN THE SHOCKUMENTARY: IT IS OFFICIAL , IN THE SENSE THAT IT WAS MADE AT CREATIVE PRINT, THE OFFICIAL ICP SHIRT MAKERS, AND IT WAS PAID FOR. THE STORY IS THAT MY DAUGHTER WORKED THERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE IN HIGH SCHOOL. WE DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE THE ICP PRINTER UNTIL AFTER SHE GOT THE JOB. ONE DAY SHE WAS SILK SCREENING AND DOING THE GREEN ON THE RIDDLEBOX. WHEN SHE LOOKED AT IT SHE THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY FLY JUST WITH THE GREEN. SHE GOT IT FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT COULD POSSIBLY BE 'WORTH' , ITS ICP, ITS MY KIDS GIFT, AND ITS SHOCKUMENTARY HISTORY. DON'T THINK I'LL EVER PART WITH IT, BUT I'D BE FASCINATED TO KNOW WHAT YOU COLLECTORS WOULD BID IF IT WAS FOR SALE JUST CUZ I'M CURIOUS AND SO IS MY DAUGHTER!!! I HAVE NOTHING WORTH MORE THAN THAT, ICP - WISE, IN MY MIND. 9. YES I HAVE MELTED OFF SOME OF THAT FAT ASS. 223 IN NOV OF 99, 163 THIS MINUTE. THATS SIXTY POUNDS. WHY? NOT FOR VANITY. FOR LIFE. I WAS GOING TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE IF I DIDN'T GET A GRIP. I COULDN'T STAND THE IDEA OF LEAVING MY KID AND ALL OF YOU SO SOON. BUT WITHOUT THE ATKINS DIET I'D STILL BE IN FAT JEOPARDY, NO DOUBT. READ THE BOOK AND TAKE THE VITAMINS IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS TOO. YOU COULD GET DANGEROUSLY SICK IF YOU DONT READ THE BOOK BEFORE STARTING, AND TAKE THE SUPPLEMENTS HE RECOMMENDS. I GOT NOTHING AGAINST FAT OTHERWISE. IT WAS STRICTLY A LIFE AND DEATH MATTER. OTHERWISE I FELT CONFIDENT AND CUTE EVEN THEN, AND I GOT A LOT OF DICK TOO , IF I REALLY WANTED TO GO AFTER IT. ALL YOU FATTIES AND FATTY LOVERS ARE COOL W ME. JUST WATCH THAT OL' TICKER AS YOU GET OLDER. HA!!! WAIT TIL YOU SEE ME AT THE 2001 GATHERING. I BETTER BRING A STICK TO BEAT OFF THE RUSH FOR THIS !!!!!!! 10. GATHERING 2001 - CHICAGO. HOPE IT DOESN'T GET CHANGED A LOT LIKE LAST TIME, BEFORE WE GET A FOR SURE DATE. 11. I AM 46 YEARS OLD AS OF THE MONDAY BEFORE THE GATHERING. A LIVING FOSSIL. HEY!!!! IF YOU WANT TO BE DOWN 4 LIFE, YOU COULD END UP HERE TOO. IT AINT SO BAD IF YOU KEEP CLOWN LOVE IN YOUR HEART. 12. I LIVE JUST NORTH OF DETROIT , YES I AM A SUBURBANITE - A WHOLE STINKING BLOCK FROM THE DETROIT CITY LIMITS. NOT TOO FAR FROM CRACK HEAVEN OVER HERE, EITHER. BUT WHERE'S MY GANJA-MAN? NOT SO EASY TO FIND !!!!!! 13. RIDDLEBOX GOT ME. DON'T REMEMBER WHICH SONG BY ICP THAT I HEARD FIRST IN MY LIFE. BUT IT WAS 3-RING THAT STOLE MY HEART AWAY. A SONG FROM THE POINT OF VIEW OF THE FREAKS IN THE CIRCUS, THEY WON ME OVER WITH THAT TOTALLY. CUZ EXCEPT FOR BREIF MOMENTS IN MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN FAT MOST OF THESE YEARS, AND TAKEN A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF SHIT FOR IT. FAT PPL ARE TREATED LIKE FREAKS. MOST OF THEM LACK THE INFO TO REALLY OVERCOME IT, BUT OTHERS JUST MAKE FUN LIKE WE DID THIS SHIT ON PURPOSE. THE FAT GUY PAT WHO EMAILED SOME HATE TO ME, GET OFF THE SELF-HATE CUZ THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. I DONT WANT TO FUCK YOU SO I DONT GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU THINK I'M SO REPULSIVE. THATS SO WACK. WHEN I THINK BACK ON ALL THE SUPERFINE HOT-LOOKING YOUNG DADDIES WHO HIT THIS --- WITH GREAT PASSION, WHEN I WAS AS BIG AS THEIR CAR AND OLDER THAN THEIR MOMMA, IM LIKE HARDY HAR HAR, THE JOKES ON YOU , YA PUNK . I WAS A FREAK LIKE IN THE 3-RING SONG, TREATED THAT WAY ANYHOW, SO MUCH THAT I GOT USED TO IT. BUT REAL DOWN JUGGALOS DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT LOOKS EITHER WAY. OH, AND PAT, IF YOU KEEP UP THE BULLSHIT I'D BE HAPPY TO PUBLISH YR MESSAGE AND EMAIL ADDRESS RIGHT THE FUCK HERE SO EVERYONE CAN BE ENLIGHTENED AS TO YOUR NASTY STANK-ASS OPINION. TRY ME. 14. I PRETTY MUCH ONLY LISTEN TO ICP MUSIC, PSYCHOPATHIC 4 LIFE. WHY? WELL I DON'T GET INTO MUSIC AS MUCH AS I GET INTO MOVIES, TV, AND READING ANYWAY. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH MUSIC OVER THE YEARS AND IT ALL STARTS TO SOUND THE SAME UNLESS IT'S SAYING SOMETHING REAL OR MAKING ME LAUGH. BUT IF I COULD SAY ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT MUSIC I LIKE, IT WOULD BE THAT I LISTEN TO THE DETROIT HIP HOP STATIONS IN MY CAR (UNTIL M&M COMES ON!!!) AND GREW UP ON THE ROCK THEY CALL CLASSIC ---- I SING ALONG JUST LIKE YOUR MOM!!!! I MUST ADMIT A FONDNESS FOR TOM PETTY. AND COUNTRY SUX EXCEPT FOR A COUPLE NUMBERS I CAN TOLERATE. BUT I MUST HAVE MY ICP MUSIC. I NEED IT SO THAT THE DARK CARNIVAL IS ALWAYS BURGEONING WITH VITALITY IN MY HEART. OH, BURGEONING IS LIKE SWELLING UP TO THE MAX LIKE YOUR DAD'S DICK ON VIAGRA. 15. SO MY FIRST ERA WAS RIDDLEBOX. IT WAS THE FIRST ONE I LISTENED TO OVER AND OVER. IN FACT MY KID WAS GRADUATING BEFORE I EVEN KNEW SHIT ABOUT COC OR R-MASTER EXCEPT WE BORROWED THEM A COUPLE TIMES. CHECK IT OUT. WE LIKED L'IL SOMETHIN SOMETHIN SO MUCH, MY KID WOULD PLAY IT EVERY MORNING BEFORE SCHOOL . 16. OTHER FAVORITES: ICP CD: I LOVE THEM ALL SONGS: JOKE YA MIND -IS BEAUTIFUL PASS ME BY -MAKES ME CRY (CUZ I'VE BEEN HOMELESS) BUT THEY'RE ALL GREAT SOUTHWEST SONG ROCKS TOO FUCK IT DONT MAKE ME DECIDE ! WHAT ABOUT DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL HIM? IT'S THE SHIT. DONT MAKE ME DECIDE - ALL GREAT FAYGO FLAVOR: DIET ROOT BEER I GET TO ORDER CANS OF FAYGO FOR MY WORKPLACE, WE CAN HAVE AS MUCH AS WE WANT FOR FREE, AND I GOT A PART-TIME BOYFRIEND (OKAY, BUTT-BUDDY) IN THE COMPANY BUT I AIN'T SAYIN WHAT DEPARTMENT. YOU CAN GET DIET FAYGO FLAVORS AND THEY ARE REALLY GOOD TOO, BUT YOU GOTTA DO SOME HUNTING. TWO OTHER FAVORITES NOT ICP RELATED NON-ICP MOVIE: DEAD ALIVE MADE IN NEW ZEALAND , VERY FUNNY ( MAJOR ZOMBIE MADNESS) NON-ICP TV: THE CROCODILE HUNTER (STEVE IRWIN) HE IS THE NINJA OF ALL TELEVISION HISTORY TO ME - CHALLENGE THAT? WRESTLE AN ALLIGATOR FIRST THEN I'LL LISTEN ( YOU AUSSIES ARE PRETTY WACK !! ) 17. MY FIRST ICP CONCERT WAS AT THE VERY FABULOUS ( FOR DARK CARNIVAL ENERGY TO BE STIRRED UP ) MAJESTIC THEATRE ON WOODWARD IN DETROIT. THAT WAS BACK , OH, MAY 2ND 1997, AND THAT IS THE DAY CHOKO GOT HER NAME. 18. THE MEANING OF THE NAME OF CHOKO? TAKE YOUR PICK: A. I SMOKE TOO MUCH SMOKABLES B. I GET BAD HEARTBURN (USED TO) C. I FLINCH ( THIS IS TRUE BUT SO? ) D. CAN'T HIT A BONG AND HOLD IT E. I CHOKE PEOPLE F. I POISON LANDLORDS G. I GET OVERENTHUSIASTIC ORALLY ( NO COMPLAINTS YET ) H. ALL OF THE ABOVE 19. I'VE BEEN TO EVERY DETROIT SHOW SINCE THE FIRST ONE I WENT TO ( DON'T KNOW HOW MANY ) EXCEPT MAYBE ONE, PLUS WENT ONCE TO TOLEDO, AND ONCE TO PORT HURON TO SEE THEM. BEEN TO ALL THE WRESTLING SHOWS THAT ICP HAS PUT ON AROUND DETROIT TO MY KNOWLEDGE. I THINK THATS ACCURATE. 20. MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET ON THE SHOCKUMENTARY?????????????????? I WROTE THEM CRAZY LETTERS, ONE OR TWO A WEEK. INCLUDING PROB EVERYTHING YOU ALL WOULD WRITE, INCL MADNESS, FURY, LOVE, AND SOME CRAZY RHYMES ( THOSE I'LL TYPE IN HERE AFTER THIS, IT'S GOING TO TAKE AWHILE TO DO THEM ALL ) WELL, ICP HIRED A FILM COMPANY OUT OF CHICAGO, AND THEIR PPL WERE AT ICP HQ LOOKING AT THE LETTERS ICP GETS. FOR SOME REASON, ALTHOUGH MY LETTERS ARE PRETTY MUCH JUST LIKE YOURS, THEY FOUND IT UNUSUAL AND INTERESTING THAT A MOM IN HER FORTIES WOULD NOT ONLY LIKE ICP, BUT LOVE THEM RABIDLY AND PUT IT ON PAPER AND SEND IT TO THEM. THEY CALLED ME UP JUST BEFORE THE ICP SHOW AT THE STATE, THAT WAS SEPT 12, 1997, WHERE THEY FILMED ME IN MY HOME-MADE SHIRT, AND THEY FILMED THE WHOLE CROWD GOING MADINSANE. AFTER THAT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HOOK UP AGAIN FOR A INTERVIEW AT MY HOUSE BUT I WASN'T HOLDING MY BREATH FOR IT TO REALLY HAPPEN. I MEAN WHY? WASN'T SURE ALL YOU GUYS COULD DIG IT. PPL WERE OKAY TO ME AT SHOWS WHEN I WAS NOT 'KNOWN' BUT SOMETIMES THEY ACTED SUSPICIOUS LIKE MAYBE I WAS A NARC OR SOMETHING ( SO FAR FROM IT !!!! ) ANYWAY, THE FILMING PPL DID CALL AND SET A DATE, AND I THINK IT WAS FILMED AT MY HOUSE ON SEPT 19 1997 - TWO MONTHS AND 3 DAYS LATER IT WAS ALL ON MTV. NOT ALL REALLY , THEY WERE HERE FOR HOURS , I TALKED THE WHOLE TIME. HAD NO IDEA WHAT WOULD GET PUT IN OR CUT OUT. BUT ONE OTHER SWEET THING WAS I HAD NO CAR AT THE TIME, SO THEY SENT THIS COOL LOCAL GUY THEY HIRED TO PICK ME UP FROM WORK AND THEY MET ME AT MY HOUSE. I PUT MY FACE ON IN THE CAR FOR THE MOST PART. THERE WAS A COOL PRODUCTION ASSISTANT GIRL (MELISSA?) SHE WAS THE ONE THAT SPOTTED MY CRAZY LETTERS. AFTER THE FILM CREW LEFT I SMOKED HER DOWN. NO ICP DID NOT COME TO MY HOUSE !! THE DIRECTOR'S NAME IS PAUL, IF YOU WERE AT THE GATHERING YOU SAW HIM AND I HOPE TO SEE FRESH FACES ON THE NEXT SHOCKUMENTARY, (YES THEY ARE PUTTING IT TOGETHER ) BUT HE ALSO MADE A POINT OF FILMING ME THREE DIFFERENT TIMES AT THE GATHERING, SO MAYBE YOU ALL WILL SEE THE DIFF IN MY WEIGHT BEFORE THE NEXT GATHERING. IF THEY PUT ME ON THEIR SHCOCKUMENTARY AGAIN IT WOULD, AGAIN, BE A FAT-ASS HONOR. 22. I DONT THINK THAT ANYBODY GOT PAID TO BE ON THE SHOCKUMENTARY, UNLESS TEY WERE ALREADY WORKING FOR PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS AT THE TIME. I WOULD HAVE PAID TO BE ON IT !! WOULDN'T YOU ?!?!?!?!?!? SO FAR I GOT PAID IN CLOWN LOVE FROM ALL MY HOMETOWN HEROES I HANG W AT OUR LOCAL SHOWS, AND EVERYBODY ELSE SINCE THEN, MY NATIONWIDE CREW. 23. I KNOW SOME COUSINS TO ICP SORT OF, LIKE TALL JESS'S COUSIN EVIL-B USED TO LIVE AT MY HOUSE W HIS THEN GIRLFREIND. EVIL-B TO ME IS LIKE A CUTE SKINNY MOUNTAIN MAN WHO IS TOTALLY OUT OF PLACE IN THE BIG METROPOLIS. HE ALSO IS GOTHICALLY TORMENTED, BUT HE IS OVERCOMING HIS DEMONS. HE IS A SWEET GUY AND HE WAS PART OF THE CREW AT THE GATHERING. I'M GLAD I MADE HIM ASK ABOUT WORKING IT. HE GOT TO BE A HERO FOR A LOT OF JUGGALOS, HE HOOKED UP AND HELPED OUT SO MUCH, I HAVE TO TELL YOU A FEW THOSE STORIES SEPERATELY SOME TIME. ONE IS A SECRET UNTIL THE SHOCKUMENTARY #2 GOES GOLD (FIRST WEEK OUT OF COURSE). THEN IF THE FILM I AM THINKING OF WAS USABLE, I WILL TELL YOU THE BACKSTORY TALE OF PROBABLY THE CRAZIEST SCENE YOU MAY SEE IN IT !!!!!!!!! SOMETHING TO DO W A RUBBER HOSE, BUT I AINT SAYIN SHIT !!!!! NO IDEA WHEN IT WILL GO ON SALE PLZ DONT ASK !!!!!!! I AM FRIENDS WITH THE COUSIN OF A FRIEND OF ICP - OR THEY ARE FRIENDS W HIM OFF AGAIN - ON AGAIN - I DONT THINK HE IS A VERY GOOD COUSIN TO MY FRIEND, BUT I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THAT GUY OTHERWISE. ALSO FRIEND TO A COUSIN OF FAT-ASS RONNIE THAT THEY SING ABOUT IN THE EARLY NUMBERS, WHO MADE THE MUFFLER DRAG. WELL RONNIES COUSIN IS NOT A HEFTY GUY, BUT HE IS A JUGGALO - HEY BRIAN, DID I SURPRISE YA? STAY DOWN GOOFBALL. AND I HAVE MET SOME OF THE CREW JUST TO EXCHANGE BRIEFLY SOME WORDS --- TOM DUBB HAS BEEN COOL TO ME A COUPLE TIMES, AS WELL AS PATRICK, AND RUDE BOY IS HARDLY EVER RUDE TO ME. ONCE I GOT A AUTOGRAPH FROM HIM, AND THEN HE ASKED FOR MINE !!!! I THOUGHT "IS HE HIGH???" ONE TIME SERIOUS DARIUS WAS STUCK WITH MY COMPANY FOR HOURS & HOURS ( REMEMBER THE GOLD PARTY DUDE? ) AND HE GAVE ME SOME ENCOURAGEMENT WHEN I WAS DOWN, WETHER HE KNOWS THIS OR NOT I DONT KNOW. BUT I WAS GLAD HE GOT SO MUCH EXPOSURE IN BMH. NATHAN IS A GOOD GUY. I ASKED HIM A FAVOR AND HE'S CHECKING ON IT . THEY HAD A SECRETARY THERE I GOT FREINDLY WITH BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL SHE WENT TO . . . . . IF I HAVE HAD ANY OTHER CONTACT LIKE THAT I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHO. I GUESS THAT'S IT. I TRY TO STAY OUT OF THE WAY OF THE CREW AT SHOWS CUZ, HEY , THEY'RE WORKING. FOR US !!! WHEW - WORKING HARD FOR YOU MYSELF! TAKING A BREAK BUT WILL COME BACK TO LIST MY CD 'S MY ICP STUFF, AND START ENTERING MY DUMB-ASS RHYMES IN HERE FOR YOU TOO. CUZ YOU ASKED ME TO.

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