LATEST UPDATE ON CBG 2003

Ok i just got word from the Host Donn Dymond that CBG2003 is in full effect. For those of you willing and wishing to attend the Baller Gathering PRE PARTY its on Players! Check it out Donn Dymond didnt get the Grafton Hotel as he usualy does. This time due to the fact that were throwing a massive Party we know we would get kiked out, + its 180$ a night per room. Were getting Good Old Motel 6!! This place is a fresh ass motel 6 though, its right downtown and they allow partying! They dont give a fuck if you get live as hell! The hotel party is catored by Donn Dymond, he has purchased over 300$ worth of JUST hard alcohol and is dishing it out Freely! Ya were talkin Extremly Profused Drinking! And a few celebrities (not kidding) will be in the house ballin it up with the Big Dogs! There will definitly be alot of suprises instore for you at the Strip club, so dont miss out its only 18 and over!!!

Motel 6 Hollywood
Hollywood, CA, U.S.A.
Hwy Locator: US-101 North at Hollywood Blvd/US-101 South at N Cahuenga Blvd
Phone: (323) 464-6006


Ok the deal for now is be at the motel at around 7 oclock for the PRE PARTY. If you plan on attending, there are rooms avalible cause god knows there will be a POST PARTY too!! Rooms are only 59.00 each!!! Feel Free to trash the rooms YOU get. For now we dont have the Excact Room Posted cause they dont reserve rooms that way. but there WILL be at least 1 person In the Loby directing you to the right room from out crew AT ALL TIMES from 8 till we leave for the Strip Club. If you only plan on attending the strip club go ahead and be there around 9 or so. There will be no lines and there is Room Reserved for Ballers!
READ BELOW FOR INFO POSTED BEFORE NOV 19th
and the whole scoop on the event

This friday NOVEMBER 21st CALIFORNIA BALLER GATHERING 2003, we're geting a hotel in Hollywood at either the GRAFTON or Motel 6, info posted the day of the event on pre party hotel room details, but then well be getting as liquer'd up as possible and heading to a magical place called THE BODYSHOP on THE SUNSET STRIP for lapdances and basic stareing at nakid chics, me(donn dymond), SKS Juggalo, Clown E Love, Jugalinko and the new fish KAE-LO will be there with some "Special Guests". Any juggalos who are over 18 and are a fan of girls who take there cloths off for money are welcome to attend i can be reached at my email adress for any further info if your interested streetscience@iwon.com. If your under 18 you are more than welcome to attend the pre party but the Strip Club is 18 and older.
Also site friend and my personal photagrapher the shuster is haveing birthday party there as well but he will also be taking pictures of one of the biggest events ever, CBG2003. Chances are your not gona wana miss out on some of the suprises and suprise guests we have. Dont Regret not going when you see the pictures on monday. you should go! ANYONE IS WELCOME and yes there will be special guests that have been ballin for years! O.G. Super Big Ballers.
The Body Shop
Website: http://www.thebodyshopclubla.com/
World Famous Strip Club
Totally Nude Gentlemens Club
Lap Dances Day and Night
Located in the heart of the world famous Sunset Strip in Hollywood, where even the stars come out to play!
8250 Sunset Boulevard
Hollywood, CA. 90046
Tel: 323/656-1401
Hotel Pre Party: Fri 6pm - 9pm
CBG STRIP CLUB HOURS: Fri 6pm to 4am

NOTE FROM THE BODY SHOP TO JUGGALOS

Private Lap & Table Dances in our VIP room Topless lap dances are the hands down favourites ~ The Lap Dance Ban Does NOT affect us So come in and have as many lap dances as you like and let the girls get nasty!

HERE IS A DOWNLOADABLE MAP FOR YOU TO CHECK OUT
CLICK HERE FOR MAP

This is a message to the JUGGALETTES
If you wish to become a female dancer, call for an appointment to audition. If you desire to be on staff, call and talk with Aboud or Hassan dont ask for AKBAR or APU. 323/656-1401


PRICE FOR JUGGALOS ONLY (with downloadable ticket)
ADMISION IS 50% off for Juggalos on nov 21'st if you arrive at 6 or before just print out this page on this link and present it at time of arrivale. The M500 Hostes wont be at the actual strip club till about 8pm.


List Of Dancers Preforming
on NOV 21's for the Cali ballers Gathering in order of when they dance
STARTING AT 6 PM
Hala: Italian fun
Sadie: Blonde girl next door
Heather: Brunette college babe
Trixie: Flirtatious, cute redhead
Carmela: Sultry brunette
Juliette: Lolita schoolgirl
Desiree: Catholic schoolgirl lolita
Zoe: Tall, long blonde haired lolita
Jessica: Blonde & BEAUTIFUL
Ireland: Long blonde haired babe
Raven: Pretty, Italian college girl



UPDATE FROM SKS nov 11 03

Totally Nude Gentlemens ClubVery very nakid


A week and a half away or so, on November 21st, the M500 crew will be all up in the Body Shop (located on Sunset Blvd.) for the Shuster's birthday. Again, any juggalos (and even juggalettes) who like looking at such things as boobs and gaping vaginas and are 18+ are welcome. Word of warning: It'd be best to avoid eye contact with the Donn because even though strippers soothe and pacify him like a horse tranquilizer he will be on FULL TILT. He can smell fear. That's why I try to throw off his predatory nature by rubbing one of his dirty socks behind my ears before everytime i see him.

CALIFORNIA BALLERS GATHERING 2003




INFO UPDATE from donn dymond nov 13 03
The ballers gathering on the 21st is bigger then expected reasponse has Been HUGE, but the bodyshop asked me to remind ninja's that there will be NO FACEPAINT allow'd, no tagging the club or graphitti of any kind, and no jump suits for some reason. Ill get back to you before the event to let you know about our JUGGALO DISCOUNT. But know there will be special hook ups for juggalos, perhaps half of lap dances or free admision in, but im waiting for a return call from AKBAR HUSANE APU MOHAMED to call me back (the owner). other than that there welcomeing tip $$ with open arms. there will be a pre-party at a nearby hotel for heavy drinking and i'll be honest, i dont card. Its not 21 and older at my party bitch!

So come on out and wish ED a happy birthday get a lap dance and roll with the big dogs. LESBIANS WELCOME!!!! remeber that friday night nov 21st, specific tymes and locations will be posted soon, as well as information on what hotel we will be PRE PARTYING IN.
see you then PEACE